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Date   : 12/21/2004    Duedate: 01/03/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-479

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929   18   10  0 64.3   13-NOTORIOUS BA 78/5013  136  105  3 56.4
    DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                    14 GET SMART 27/4066     990  789 13 55.6
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                       MAIN COURSE 82/4440                   
  2 COLLEGE RADI 98/4722  718  409  9 63.7      WORKING MEN 63/4752                   
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/4176                      GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345              
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                15 THE NUKES 3/1445      304  251  2 54.8
    THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/5024                    OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430                 
  3 THE BOLT 62/4779      401  236  5 63.0      MEAT PUPPETS 6/2336                   
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                     16 METAL MILITI 60/5028   42   35  0 54.5
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                     17 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     474  400 10 54.2
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                          FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
  4 CORPS 74/3405        2621 1679 49 61.0      AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306              
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          18 SPECIAL ED 23/2722    234  205  2 53.3
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        19-UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633    9    8  0 52.9
    BABES 36/3876                            20 LITHE & LOVE 70/4993  875  781  9 52.8
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
  5 THE JERKS 10/5022      99   64  0 60.7      DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978                
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
  6 KA-POW! 15/3970      1169  777 13 60.1   21 QUBIT 10/4490         972  875 10 52.6
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
  7 NIGHTMARES 99/4725    342  237  6 59.1      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009                     SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    WHEN EAGLES DARE 17/4994                    JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                         TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133                      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                    22 WATER DECK 24/4935    278  251  1 52.6
    FARFIGNEWTONS 68/2896                       GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  8 ENVENOMED 82/4693     382  271  5 58.5      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                        23 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   20   18  0 52.6
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    24 BOXES 60/4147        1521 1385 18 52.3
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
  9 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   60   43  1 58.3      NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709             25 ENIGMA 62/4768        191  183  1 51.1
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
 10-PHILLY 82/4942       1554 1129 16 57.9      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   THE ZOO 16/2721                       
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                        26 LOCAL BEER 82/5032     94   93  1 50.3
 11-DELTA DOOM 17/4745     34   25  0 57.6      4-LETTER ITCHES 82/5030               
    SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601                  27 BEAN MACHINE 99/5035    5    5  0 50.0
    MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                     28 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   740  743  6 49.9
    THE SIERRAS 19/4891                         DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
 12-D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023  198  153  3 56.4      BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                     42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492      97  126  1 43.5
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                  
 29-SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  621  627  9 49.8      KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970                  GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411                  THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936                  DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959               43 NINJAS 7/4241          61   80  2 43.3
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582                   PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192              
    SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145                  THE WARRIORS 10/438                   
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  GENOCIDE 51/4423                      
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019               44 RUN AND HYDE 18/5027   47   62  2 43.1
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                45 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    54   73  0 42.5
 30 LEGALESE 75/4658      226  229  3 49.7      CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                   46 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    633  863  6 42.3
    HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487                  LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    LEGALESE 60/5016                            ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 31 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  223  231  2 49.1      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
 32 PIMPS 9/4318           22   23  0 48.9      WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                           SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                     MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    THAI INQUISITION 71/5036                    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                       47 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836    17   24  0 41.5
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                    48 MYTHICAL 11/5026       36   51  1 41.4
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          HOUSE SLYTHERIN 18/4495               
    LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                     49 WHAT A TREAT 98/5034    9   13  0 40.9
 33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  607  636  9 48.8      MORE NEW TEAMS 4 82/5025              
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/4896            
 34-THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   47   50  2 48.5      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734                 50 MEN 29/4412           672 1263 12 34.7
 35 GIFTED 69/3978        830  950  9 46.6      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        TALES 43/2584                         
    LAYIN' PIPE 69/3753                         HABIT 78/4547                         
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      STORIES 49/2835                       
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        MIKES 14/3982                         
    ASYLUM 69/3722                              JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 36 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  693  840  8 45.2   51 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   17   32  1 34.7
 37-THE SHIRE 55/3139     262  324  2 44.7   52 MEDS 43/4924           76  150  1 33.6
    DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148                        BUMS 'R' US 60/4507                   
    THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693                      JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683                 
    WANDERERS 66/3622                           CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917                
 38 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  170  211  0 44.6      THE CITY 12/4918                      
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       PARTY GEEKS 74/4925                   
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       EMETICS 45/5033                       
 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928       58   73  0 44.3   53-THE LIVING D 11/5010   18   36  0 33.3
    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866               54 BLUE MOON 9/3907      473  996  4 32.2
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372                     SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 40 BIRDS 41/4735         192  243  2 44.1      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    RESCUE 77/3887                              MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                   55 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   72  152  0 32.1
    ERRATA 25/3564                           56 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    7   19  0 26.9
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                        57-THE UPSTARTS 60/5017    2    0  0  100
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                    58 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     1    1  0 50.0
 41 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      259  333  1 43.8      MINISTRY OF SKA 21/5008               
    REDHORSE 56/3727                      

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     What am I doing here?  Why do I get all the dirty jobs?  And cleaning up behind 
that Valamantan traitor (Valamantis should have been part of the Osksi Empire, not 
the peasant huddle of the Mordanti) Galen is definitely a dirty job.  Wine bottles, 
mostly empty, in the desk drawers.  Bits of lacy... garments tucked into corners or 
under the couch!  And why does he need a couch in his office, eh?  Decadent, that's 
what he is.

     There were over a hundred fights, I think somebody mentioned a hundred and 
twenty.  That's too many to talk about, so I'll just use the golem's notes here.  
It's the Oaf Modeen golem, but there are worse ones.

     "What's with DEBBIE DOES DM?  She actually beat GENOCIDE's VAL BEMERIKI, and 
walked away with 74 more points from the 
fight."  Why Debbie did so well out of the fight is that she killed Bemeriki.  Good 
work.  If every Lord Protector would go out and kill a Tricoran every two weeks, we'd 
have this place cleaned up in no time.
     "Major screwup at CALL THE PRIEST.  STARBREAKER lost 28 points to SCHWETTY 
OLIVES."  Sounds disgusting to me.  Everyone knows that olives of ANY kind should be 
carefully packed in dry sawdust and then set fire to.
     Apparently there's a new whatever, top warrior, Captain of the Guard, Keeper of 
the Runeless Blade, what-have-you.  Gordon, from Barnyard Brutes.  And why not?  
Share out the labor of not writing a column.
     The Republicans seem to have avoided Color Me Suave, and who can blame them?  
Somebody misread that team name, and they all came out in mauve armor.  A sickening 
color.  Even an Andorian would avoid it, to maintain some basic self-respect.
     There is an ambiguous note about Similde's record and ranking which leads me to 
suspect that she got the most challenges.  Big deal.  Who wouldn't challenge somebody 
with a 58-102-0 record?  She's the one with the target circle painted on her armor, 
right?

     Ah, and here are Oaf's notes about challenges.  Amazing that Modeen, even though 
he's Mordanti, should spout the Andorian anit-down-challenging tripe.  Well, I 
suppose Modeen himself wouldn't, but the golems have all been programmed by wimps.
     Taunt your opponent COCAINE!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly 
challenged.  (and by 34 points!)  CUP O'PIZZA should have an easy win."  And 
apparently it did.
     "Maybe ERRATA's BURST is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  That's 
what he'll get next week, after challenging up 36 to LADY LUCK.  As I expected, LADY 
LUCK won BURST."  Yes, and now that she's won Burst, what is she going to do with 
him?  Will Burst spend two weeks as a humble servant of Lady Luck?
     "Keep challenging up 88 points, DOMINO, and I won't have to write about you much 
longer.  GLACIER always accepts those kind of challenges...  Sometimes what you 
expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to turn out like you thought.  
DOMINO overcame GLACIER."  Even though Domino won, the challenge was still insane.
     "Maybe ERRATA's LANCELOT is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  
That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 30 to KATE BUSH.  LANCELOT 
found one way to advance:  challenging KATE BUSH and losing, but getting 3 points."  
Sounds stupid to me.
     "Keep challenging up 38 points, DADDY, and I won't have to write about you much 
longer.  [The golmes aren't original thinkers.]  LLOSMIC LLAMMER always accepts those 
kind of challenges...  DADDY beat LLOSMIC LLAMMER (DADDY getting 36 points, too!)."
     "Maybe RESCUE RANGERS' CHIP is one of those guys who likes pain, or something.  
[See what I mean about "not original"?]  That's what he'll get next week, after 
challenging up 43 to HOFFA.  HOFFA must not been fighting well, cause he lost to CHIP 
of RESCUE RANGERS."  Hoffas never fight well, of course.  It's part of their 
programming.

     And that is the sum of the Oaf Modeen golem's comments.  His "insights into spy 
reporting."  Ha.  Still, merely by looking at your own personal fight reports, you 
can learn something.  Not much, maybe, but something.

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDON 36-4536              67  21  1  306  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           55  42  1  281  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          94  68  3  280  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      60  56  2  280  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NUNZIO 51-4799              30  13  1  274  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530      54  37  2  263  LAYIN' PIPE (3753)         CIMMERIAC
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         44  18  2  263  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       57  33  1  262  FARFIGNEWTONS (2896)       FIREHOLD
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             39  15  2  256  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          50  43  0  251  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
-DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     58  44  2  249  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 MARCINKO 97-961             37  22  5  249  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           83  58  0  248  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     62  36  2  248  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           80  56  0  246  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      50  77 17  242  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-DANGER BOX 60-4963          37  34  0  240  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 BELIAL 7-3838              120  71  2  237  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      81  74  6  235  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DOMINO 17-3227              63  47  2  235  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 VORTEX 75-1870              81  76  0  233  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         39  18  0  229  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          63  81  1  228  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        45  13  1  228  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ARCOS 13-3373               35  66  2  227  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 POPE 5-4090                 57  62  2  226  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 NORAF 82-3856               23  13  0  226  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         48  32  3  221  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            30  31  4  220  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           91  44  0  218  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     40  47  0  218  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   55  47  3  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PRORIARITY 21-4159          52  37  3  217  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
-TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  64  37  0  215  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 SIDAHS 77-176               40  31  3  215  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    55  56  0  213  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            36  33  2  213  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           53  39  1  212  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 SIR ENE 10-4360             56  40  3  211  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         69  40  1  210  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 SORROW 1-2863               51  31  2  210  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    30  31  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   54  61  0  209  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SIDON 31-3712               37  24  2  209  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 STILLWATER 25-3762          31  56  0  209  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 PEEG 43-2613               140 134  3  208  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           64  32  1  208  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   32  17  0  208  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
-IPECAC 45-3625              31  19  0  208  EMETICS (5033)             STORMCROWE
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        38  36  0  207  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          32  39  1  207  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 RABID DOG 82-1078           21  15  0  207  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       44  45  1  206  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          39  30  2  206  THE MOTHERSHIP (4176)      ZUWAYZA
 KHIRZA 7-1862              123 140  3  205  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QRAPPY 10-4761              51  59  1  205  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            32  24  1  205  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 LANCELOT 25-3794            45  40  2  204  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         45  57  3  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         43  25  0  203  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 SIRTON 82-9190              21  10  0  203  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 GLACIER 75-2046             84  44  3  202  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         77  52  1  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THE BEAST 3-5547            58  78  0  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          52  46  1  202  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        47  55  0  202  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        42  21  0  202  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 STONEWALL 25-3895           38  43  2  202  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-VICTORY 75-757              25  23  2  202  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           32  16  1  199  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       61  32  2  198  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    57  40  1  198  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 OX MULDER 62-3121           44  24  0  198  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        43  32  1  198  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  32  21  2  198  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 COM DOT 65-6217             55  35  0  197  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         52  40  1  197  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    43  40  5  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GLORY 1-6847                47  54  0  196  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 BURST 25-3654               44  32  1  196  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      36  13  0  196  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    76  65  1  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     46  43  1  195  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 LAME AIM 22-5656            26  24  1  195  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      56  27  1  194  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 HEARSAY 75-2721             32  28  3  194  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     115 155  2  193  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            76  39  2  193  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           72  39  0  193  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   43  23  1  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911  35  15  0  193  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 JACOB 10-233                63  78  3  192  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 TOADY 60-3097               34  24  1  192  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 JACKASS 21-4526             29  30  0  192  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         54  49  1  191  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PEACE 19-4280               33  39  2  191  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         55  58  2  190  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 PISTOL 65-6205              49  44  1  190  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            41  30  1  190  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        34  20  1  190  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      27   9  1  190  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 MATA HARI 41-3812           41  34  1  189  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    31  37  0  189  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          34  17  0  187  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 VIGO 18-6086                30  12  0  187  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    23  21  0  187  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
-DALLAS 18-6860              23  31  0  187  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         50 101  1  186  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         31  14  1  186  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
-JHEREG 4-4144               29  34  4  186  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   26  20  4  186  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         26  11  3  185  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 JIMBY 42-3777               51  49  1  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  50  32  0  184  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         30  22  0  184  NINJAS (4241)              BONSUR
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         49  48  2  183  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       40  20  0  183  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     32  24  1  183  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         50  52  1  182  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LARCENY 75-2720             36  30  0  182  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       32  26  1  182  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SELEX 40-3039               29   9  0  182  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      45  38  0  181  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           31  18  2  181  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            26  21  1  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      31  24  0  180  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422     28  13  0  180  NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (4896)  DWES EG
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26  10  3  180  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-SMEAGOL 51-2514             35  32  0  179  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     30  40  3  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PINK HEART 62-3643          18   6  2  179  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           33  19  1  178  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 EVERSTORM 69-641            56  54  2  177  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 F. TIM 78-2315              38  42  1  177  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    60  65  0  176  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        51  40  3  176  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          43  43  0  175  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DOAMER 18-2265              35  30  1  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           35  35  0  175  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-BIGGLES 60-6032             33  42  0  175  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
 SIMILDE 51-4248             58 102  0  174  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         41  30  1  174  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SIR VILE 10-4754            35  31  1  174  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BLONDIE 36-5723             26  23  1  174  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        35  15  0  173  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        31  32  0  173  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            27  11  2  172  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BLISS 74-2940               36  22  0  171  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 SULACCO 4-5128              28  32  2  171  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        40  44  1  169  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 KRARSHT 21-750              30  24  3  168  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 SPUTTER 82-15095            37  22  1  167  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            59  63  4  166  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          25   8  0  166  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        23   9  0  166  NO MORE TEARS (4773)       DWES EG
 ACUTE 60-6048               23  15  0  165  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       41  29  1  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-GIMLI 51-2415               41  34  2  163  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 NEPHRON 30-4147             37  35  1  163  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225       35  25  1  163  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 JOHN 29-4177                51  69  0  162  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     32  90  1  161  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DRIVEN 63-2398              28   7  1  161  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 CULUBRA 10-235              57  78  0  160  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      32  20  0  160  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLESHRENDER 43-1108         32  27  0  160  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           73  56  0  158  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 GORDIAN 63-2104             30  21  0  158  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-ASH 17-6145                 22   6  1  155  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        19  25  1  155  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        17   1  0  155  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
-EVE 72-4596                 16   5  0  155  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
-SEITAN 17-4403              43  46  1  154  KINDRED OF KAOS (2471)     ALJAFIR
 ED 209 5-3955               32  39  4  154  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        39  33  1  153  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
-KARMAKAZI 4-4255            29  22  0  151  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         24   8  0  150  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DADDY 62-3640               22  17  0  149  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
-NYM 46-2086                 25  15  1  147  DURIN'S FOLK (2148)        ARDIVENT
 MARK 5-4088                 41  78  2  141  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      35  38  0  141  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            23  13  1  141  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
-CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       19  15  1  141  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 THE CURE 38-4085            27  12  1  140  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  11   7  0  139  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
-BARRY 12-5663               29  19  0  138  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            22   6  0  137  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         32  33  1  136  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   28  26  0  136  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  44  4  133  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       28  18  0  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-PREDNIZONE 43-4298          21  21  0  133  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
 SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    20  11  2  133  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 POTOMACC 21-5489            28  21  0  132  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-GIGANTA 62-3197             42  56  2  131  SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145)  VALAMANTIS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         41  52  0  131  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHIP 60-4413                 9  10  1  130  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   48  29  0  129  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-LUGH 4-3809                 36  27  3  129  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 CARNAL 21-5388              34  27  0  128  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-SAMWISE GAMGEE 51-3089      27  21  2  128  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
-FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889  25  18  0  127  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 LETHE 9-4782                37  38  2  124  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     26  16  1  123  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
-AKLAR 62-3700               23  16  1  122  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       32  17  0  119  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 SLAKE 82-12993              12   5  0  119  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
-PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285       23  15  2  118  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           23  21  1  117  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 HOFFA 49-3185               63  96  0  116  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        33  39  0  115  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SODOM 31-4368               24  11  1  115  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
-DUSK 17-6119                19   9  0  115  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        18  23  0  115  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 BUBBA 7-4833                28  57  0  114  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-LUCKY 7 31-4895             20  11  1  114  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
-SLAP HAPPY 60-6031          27  48  0  113  BUMS 'R' US (4507)         ARADI
-ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         22  17  1  112  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
-THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981    23  32  1  110  SAUSAGE DOGS (4024)        RODEKI
-LEMON DROP 33-6685          33  42  0  108  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       27  24  0  108  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         19   9  0  106  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          28  19  5  105  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SPENCER 62-3610             20  14  2  103  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DRY KEG 33-6679             30  45  1  100  JOYS OF BOOZE (4683)       NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-BLUE 19-4647                18   9  0  100  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       22  10  0   98  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    22  12  0   98  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           25  20  0   97  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EAGLES LAIR 17-6310         15   7  1   97  WHEN EAGLES DARE (4994)    ALJAFIR
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       14   8  1   97  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 JAVELINO 56-3728            27  15  0   95  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-UNOC 82-12676               14  12  0   95  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
-SERRIN 4-4234               32  15  1   94  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711       22   2  0   94  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009)     ARDIVENT
-TWITCH 3-6316               18  13  2   93  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      35  35  0   92  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELLYN 82-8983               10   9  0   91  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAVITY CREEP 6-4230         23  14  2   89  MEAT PUPPETS (2336)        TRANSEL
 STIGMA 4-5968               18   5  1   88  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 JERICO 7-4862               21  57  0   87  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-THE TICK 12-5659            21  16  0   87  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           27  24  3   85  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-FATTY BOLGER 55-2284        24  18  0   85  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         21   7  0   85  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329       24  18  1   84  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    25  12  0   83  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         19  29  1   81  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 TOXIK 9-4704                15   8  0   81  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            19  10  0   80  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
-CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775  23   8  2   79  THE CITY (4918)            RIZTAB
 SKYWISE 11-5687             22  27  1   77  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     18  18  1   77  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FRANK 3-5707                43  79  1   76  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ADAM 7-4830                 24  61  2   76  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SMOOCHY 60-6079             16   7  0   76  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       15   9  0   76  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
-FINALITY 82-4063            11   6  0   74  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      26  18  0   72  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      19   7  2   71  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DRACO MALFOY 18-7115        15  11  0   71  HOUSE SLYTHERIN (4495)     TALCAMA
 CROCONAW 24-4475            17   7  1   70  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         15   3  0   70  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886           10   2  0   70  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          20   9  3   69  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-VASSAL 18-7637              24  13  2   68  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 NICKEL 26-4240              20  19  0   68  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           14   3  1   68  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    11   2  1   68  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      16   8  0   66  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         16   0  0   66  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   31  45  0   64  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          20  11  0   64  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    23  20  1   61  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        20  22  1   61  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-STEVEN SCIMITAR 38-4455     19   2  1   60  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    17   8  1   59  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PELICAN 41-3949             16   9  0   59  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-PENICILLEN 43-4299          26  16  0   58  MEDS (4924)                VEASTIAN
-SUPERIOR II 75-760          17   5  3   58  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-GANDALF 66-2684             25  35  1   57  WANDERERS (3622)           TARRGIR
-ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  14  2   57  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           18  10  1   57  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-FELAWESHIPE 25-4968         18   6  0   57  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 MAGENTA 3-5711              47  74  0   54  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-LOUD DRUNK 74-3554          25  24  1   54  PARTY GEEKS (4925)         DAIYLA KIV
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        18   7  0   54  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-NAPOLEON 17-6578            16   6  0   54  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-IRON CHEF 33-6925           15   8  0   53  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            10  11  3   53  BEAN MACHINE (5035)        SOUTH RIDGE
 EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271        18  11  1   52  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           21  71  0   50  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 HEAT 98-981                 11  10  4   49  WHAT A TREAT (5034)        SYVYN'S HILL
 FLOYD 99-1041               10  10  4   49  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
-KARA HELLBLADE 78-2588      18   4  0   48  NOTORIOUS BASTARDS (5013)  LIN TIRIAN
-TITANIA 65-5835             15   9  0   48  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  12  2   48  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        10   6  0   47  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SQUYER 25-4871              18  21  0   46  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           17  16  2   46  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103       9   2  0   46  DEATH STUDS IX (4978)      DWES EG
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       25  18  0   44  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-POCKET FISSION 3-6066       21  13  2   44  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        12   5  0   44  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
-SOVEREYN 25-4870            25  14  0   42  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
 JONES 14-1283               24 126  5   41  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         19   5  1   41  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-LEGOLAS 51-3349             24  22  4   38  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  59  0   33  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PUD #20 82-19855            14   9  0   31  MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (5025)    DWES EG
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019       5   7  0   30  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            0   2  0   23  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   3  0   21  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018       51  40  3 GENOCIDE 4423          DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 479

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Hello all -- I'm sorry to say that I can't be there to write the spyreport this
     cycle.  I look forward to chatting with you all again next time.  Meanwhile,
     keep warm! -- Galen

     Gadding about, sampling the fleshpots.  Bah, humbug. -- Ketchum

Arcos -- I don't think you're coming out as fast as you should. -- Khirza

Happy Jack -- You know, I think the Commission has a real problem here.  People who
are 5'7" are called Dwarves...except when they're called Shewish Giants.  Why is
that?  Do you--and all presumed Dwarves, regardless of height--have beards?  Do all
Shews, regardless of height, wear bearskin tunics?  What is it all about? -- Ho-Chan
the Axe

     I think it depends on the height of the person doing the classification.  A
     short person classifies just about everyone as a Shew. -- Ed.

The Exploiter -- You certainly do it well.  (wince)  I've been exploited by experts,
and you're right up there with them. -- Similde

Fatty Bolger -- Maybe if you went on a diet you'd do better?  Worth a try, you know.
-- Xylz Aree

Noraf -- There was no need to BITE me, you know! -- Glory
P.S.  I'm very sensitive to stuff like that.

Ghengis Khan -- There are too many Dwarves around here. -- Lethe, who hates being
towered over by Dwarves (Well, think about it, I find myself staring nose to beard
with so many people, and do they keep them CLEAN?  Oh HA!)

My Fair Lady -- (with enthusiasm)  Oy, YEAH!  The view from up here, down the front
of your, er, front, so to speak, is just fine. -- Chip Enser

Sweatcake -- (looking faintly revolted)  Thanks but no thanks.  I'll pass on that. --
Nolan Orgel

Al Gore -- No, but I write personals all the time.  Some people don't like that.  I
had one manager actually admit that he was avoiding a team of mine because it made
his warriors self-conscious to get a personal every time they fought one of mine. --
Mati

8 December 2004
Battle Royal 4
     The Battle Royal arena contests are one of the purest tests of manager skill
available. The rules are simple.  The scoring is simple.  The updates are live.  If
you would like to participate, simply get a team ready in Talcama in the next month
and announce in the personals that you're in.  The prize is bragging rights and
having your name along side previous winners (Doc Steele, Manray Frothingslosh, and
Manager).  It is a brutal contest, but it is a lot of fun!
     Basic rules:  No avoiding other contest teams.  Score = Wins + Kills - Losses.
Only fights against other BR teams count.  First team to 25 wins!
     BR4 begins in Talcama (DM 18) on turn 502, due on Jan 29, 2005.
     Visit http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4 for more information.

8 December 2004
TURF WAR IV -- GRAND CONTEST NOTICE!
     The Turf War IV Grand Contest will commence on Turn 221 (approx. February 22,
2005).  For those who have never participated, Turf Wars are alliance-type contest
and Winner-Takes-All.  There are no 2nd place winners!
     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War!  However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance name and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
         (DM #47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     A.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     B.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the TW4.
Managers must:
     A.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate to participate;
     B.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         in which they will be fighting under, in the DM #47 North Fork newsletter.
Rules:
1.  No scoring will begin until an RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate is received.  No
    exceptions will be made.
2.  Before a manager can compete, he must be acknowledged and verified by the Captain
    of the alliance he has claimed for;
    A.  The following turn, points will begin to be awarded or subtracted;
3.  Only one (1) team per manager may compete.  No multiple aliases please (we'll be
    checking this and if caught...you'll be disqualified and no refund);
4.  The contest will end on Turn 233 (12 turns!).  Winners will be announced on Turn
    234 and prizes sent to winning alliance between Turn 233 and 234.
5.  No declarations will be acknowledged after Turn 231.
6.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:         Win    Lose     Kill     Die
Challenge         +2     -2       +5       -5
Match-up          +1     -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud         +2     -5       +5       -10
Champion          x2     x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     +2     -5       +2       -10
Dark Arena       +10     -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     A.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points;
     B.  Each Style Master is worth 5 points;
Champions:
     A.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, they must be
         in the Adepts or lower brackets.
Bloodfeuds:
     A.  Bloodfeuds will count for all four turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         bloodfeud all four turns.  A penalty of -10 will be given to the team who
         violates this rule.
Special Conditions:
     A.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     B.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2;
     C.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong; I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10!
     D.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     E.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty.
     F.  T.V.'s won after contest begins gain a Triple rate of scoring.
     G.  T.C.'s won after the contest begins gain a multiple of 10 scoring.
     H.  No switching alliances once verified by an alliance.
     Any questions or concerns may be addressed (if you're incarcerated) to:
Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (268), DM #47 -- North Fork.
     If you're in the free world:  Rick Strigner  Merit East
                                   SCI  P.O. Box 500
                                   Georgetown, DE  19947-0500
P.S.  Prizes are:
     A.  100% of the roll-up certs
     B.  Currently under negotiations with R.S.I. for other prizes
     C.  A special prize from me that I will discuss with the Captain of the winning
         alliance.

15 December 2004
The Company of Brothers Alliance would like to welcome Azereth as our newest member.
We are sure he will be an asset to both our alliance and the dueling community! --
Baphomet, Co-Founder T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CUP O'PIZZA devastated COCAINE in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
BURST was demolished by LADY LUCK in a popular 4 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
STONE KILLER devastated YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
DOMINO savagely defeated GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody Challenge match.
NEVERMORE vanquished PEACE in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight.
ARCOS viciously subdued LYTA ALEXANDER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SIDAHS vanquished PIPE LAYER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LARCENY was overpowered by RABID DOG in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
STILLWATER defeated VIGO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge match.
LANCELOT was luckily beaten by KATE BUSH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
RAGING FIRE was demolished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KING BEAR subdued COOKIE SNORT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
STRONGEST #3 beat SIMILDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BLONDIE overpowered ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU vanquished JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DADDY devastated LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAX FACTOR overpowered THE CURE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHIP viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge competition.
LORD TAYLOR overpowered JERICO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PERSIANA JONES was handily defeated by SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
PELICAN was defeated by FRANK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CHRISSEL overpowered OBITER DICTA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BELIAL demolished THE BEAST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLUNT FORCE handily defeated PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
COM DOT was beaten by PARADISE PARROT in a action packed 4 minute competition.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was overpowered by UNBRIDLED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLUE MEANIE handily defeated H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NAIMT BACKRUB overpowered MATA HARI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
NUNZIO overpowered JIMBY in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
HATSHEPSUT won victory over GLORY in a 2 minute fight.
LINDA LOVELACE was devastated by MASTER PLUMBER in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN overcame JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
POPE demolished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict.
PSYCHOPATH beat PISTOL in a popular 2 minute duel.
GORDON handily defeated TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
BLACK RHINO was defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute battle.
SPOTTED PONY slimly lost to KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
EARTHQUAKE handily defeated 50 SUCKS in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
VORTEX devastated ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
STONEWALL was savagely defeated by WOBBLENUT in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
TSUNAMI overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DARQ SPIRIT savagely defeated HEARSAY in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
NORAF demolished FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EBONSKAITH was narrowly defeated by PRORIARITY in a popular 4 minute fight.
RONALD REAGAN was handily defeated by HOT HAZEL in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
MARCINKO subdued PIPE BOMB in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
ONE NIGHT STAND viciously subdued TOADY in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MAELSTROM viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
SORROW bested ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was devastated by JOHN HOLMES in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
DEBBIE DOES DM assassinated VAL BEMERIKI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated MEADOW VOLE in a popular 2 minute mismatched battle.
SNIPE HUNTER was devastated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DALI PARTON was demolished by SIR VIVOR in a popular 5 minute uneven duel.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD savagely defeated BLISS in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
ACK VERT was viciously subdued by AXIS OF EVIL in a 2 minute brutal match.
SONORA MOUNTAIN was demolished by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CORAL SNAKE was overpowered by SIR ENE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
E AHO LAULA vanquished EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
JACKASS was savagely defeated by COUCH POTATO in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
ROAD TO DAKAR overpowered NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
PINK HEART was overpowered by GOOBATRON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
OX MULDER vanquished CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LAME AIM was defeated by MIGHTY MITE in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel.
SATOSHI KUNO was viciously subdued by JIM PENGOUIN in a exciting 3 minute melee.
DIRT WORM defeated THERMODYNAMICS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
VICTOR CALDERONE was demolished by RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK overpowered CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WIMPY WIND narrowly defeated SPUTTER in a action packed 3 minute fight.
JACOB was narrowly defeated by QRAPPY in a action packed 2 minute match.
JOHNNY B GOODE demolished FLESHRENDER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PEEG vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIRTON viciously subdued SULACCO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fray.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered KRARSHT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
AVALANCHE overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIR VILE overpowered CARNAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SELEX overpowered XYLZ AREE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
AFRICAN GREY was devastated by DOAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
AUDIE MURPHY vanquished IMAGE ENHANCER in a 3 minute uneven fight.
PUDDING PARADE was devastated by PYGMY SHREW in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
W.T. POOH was viciously subdued by SUDSY DEODORANT in a exciting 5 minute struggle.
THE BISMARCK was narrowly defeated by GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 5 minute brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was vanquished by GORDIAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
F. TIM subdued GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a popular 1 minute duel.
DRIVEN viciously subdued POTOMACC in a action packed 5 minute gory fray.
THE BUTCHER was handily defeated by THE LIMELIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LIL NOIR was demolished by S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TWILO THUNDER vanquished BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ACUTE was luckily beaten by GHENGIS KHAN in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
VIOLENT VOLE was devastated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven match.
FRIED CHICKEN lost to SCORPIUS in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
LETHE lost to SEVEN MARY THREE in a popular 1 minute fight.
SLAKE lost to RUG BURN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
WALL OF GLASS was viciously subdued by MARK in a action packed 2 minute contest.
DUCK RUBBER was overcome by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
COL SALOMON overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
LINK HOGTHROB beat HO HUM HO in a popular 1 minute bout.
SQUEEZE CHEESE was viciously subdued by SPENCER in a action packed 8 minute contest.
GOUT GOUT overpowered SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JAVELINO bested MANAGER TC'S in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MAGENTA was overpowered by ADAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
STIGMA devastated POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MY FAIR LADY was overpowered by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SECOND OMEN devastated CHIP ENSER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE SPOTLIGHT devastated SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
SMOOCHY handily defeated EAGLE'S NEST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TOXIK overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLOYD B. RICK defeated SHYLAYLA MINOR in a exciting 4 minute fight.
ELLYN overpowered HEAT in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
FUZZY BUZZCUT subdued PUD #20 in a popular 3 minute match.
2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCHWETTY OLIVES vanquished STARBREAKER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LIGHTNING XLV was demolished by CROCONAW in a exciting 2 minute uneven struggle.
PRIVATE PROPERTY was luckily beaten by DRACO MALFOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
NICKEL was beaten by NOLAN ORGEL in a action packed 2 minute fight.
FRIJOLE! was overcome by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
SKYWISE demolished JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LIPPS MCFRENZY was overpowered by EAGLES LAIR in a 1 minute mismatched struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  71         AIMED BLOW       110 -  87 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   36         LUNGING ATTACK   436 - 384 -  6      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 32         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  49 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         PARRY-STRIKE      32 -  32 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      19         WALL OF STEEL    172 - 172 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         SLASHING ATTACK  154 - 160 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  39 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY      115 - 132 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         STRIKING ATTACK  102 - 125 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-LUNGE       92 - 121 -  0      43  |

Turn 479 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   20 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        9 - 10         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        11 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    40 - 31     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     19 - 17     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 15         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 13         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GORDON 36-4536             67  21  1  306 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          55  42  1  281 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  EARTHQUAKE 75-1663         94  68  3  280 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     60  56  2  280 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             30  13  1  274 BOY O'S (4027)
SLASHING ATTACK  MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530     54  37  2  263 LAYIN' PIPE (3753)
WALL OF STEEL    NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192      57  33  1  262 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          83  58  0  248 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      PARADISE PARROT 71-1735    40  47  0  218 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            58 102  0  174 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was GLACIER 75-2046.  The ten other most popular fighters were ACUTE 
60-6048, SPENCER 62-3610, DRIVEN 63-2398, DALI PARTON 18-3274, DOMINO 17-3227, SUDSY 
DEODORANT 42-3930, WIMPY WIND 28-3517, ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829, THE BISMARCK 16-4481, 
and PIPE BOMB 82-8012.

The least popular fighter this week was LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STARBREAKER 32-4039, FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396, LOCKED IN 
32-4049, EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271, SWEATCAKE 18-8217, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, POOPIEHEAD 
18-8295, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, BUBBA 7-4833, and THE BUTCHER 21-5374.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  5 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  POINT(27)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            7  6 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  6 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         3  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  5 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  3 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        4  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       2  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    5  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            2  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          4  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15 12 1  RODEKI(42)           5  5 0  DWES EG(82)          9  9 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  5 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            36  33  2  213  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         77  52  1  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         54  49  1  191  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 57  62  2  226  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          20   9  3   69  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              120  71  2  237  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                37  38  2  124  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           91  44  0  218  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   28  26  0  136  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    31  37  0  189  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               35  66  2  227  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               24 126  5   41  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           53  39  1  212  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        39  33  1  153  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 DOMINO 17-3227              63  47  2  235  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           55  42  1  281  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          39  30  2  206  THE MOTHERSHIP (4176)      ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        45  13  1  228  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        42  21  0  202  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            17   7  1   70  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 STILLWATER 25-3762          31  56  0  209  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    57  40  1  198  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      31  24  0  180  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          32  39  1  207  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         26  11  3  185  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             37  35  1  163  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      27   9  1  190  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           73  56  0  158  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        47  55  0  202  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         55  58  2  190  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              67  21  1  306  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 THE CURE 38-4085            27  12  1  140  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         50 101  1  186  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           41  34  1  189  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    43  40  5  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               140 134  3  208  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            22   6  0  137  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711       22   2  0   94  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009)     ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               63  96  0  116  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              30  13  1  274  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JAVELINO 56-3728            27  15  0   95  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         39  18  0  229  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 OX MULDER 62-3121           44  24  0  198  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         44  18  2  263  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             55  35  0  197  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       57  33  1  262  FARFIGNEWTONS (2896)       FIREHOLD
 MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530      54  37  2  263  LAYIN' PIPE (3753)         CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            19  10  0   80  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     40  47  0  218  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 BLISS 74-2940               36  22  0  171  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          94  68  3  280  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               40  31  3  215  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              38  42  1  177  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               23  13  0  226  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             37  22  5  249  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            30  31  4  220  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            10  11  3   53  BEAN MACHINE (5035)        SOUTH RIDGE

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff