AD Date : 12/21/2004 Duedate: 01/03/2005 TALAHYA DM-100 TURN-479 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929 18 10 0 64.3 13-NOTORIOUS BA 78/5013 136 105 3 56.4 DARQUE FORCES 72/4884 14 GET SMART 27/4066 990 789 13 55.6 DARQUE FORCES 31/4880 MAIN COURSE 82/4440 2 COLLEGE RADI 98/4722 718 409 9 63.7 WORKING MEN 63/4752 THE MOTHERSHIP 19/4176 GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988 15 THE NUKES 3/1445 304 251 2 54.8 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/5024 OUT OF FAEYRIE 4/1430 3 THE BOLT 62/4779 401 236 5 63.0 MEAT PUPPETS 6/2336 BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 16 METAL MILITI 60/5028 42 35 0 54.5 MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 17 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 474 400 10 54.2 MIKE'S INK 62/4677 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331 THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583 4 CORPS 74/3405 2621 1679 49 61.0 AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306 LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452 BOY O'S 51/4027 18 SPECIAL ED 23/2722 234 205 2 53.3 THE BEARS 62/3345 KINDRED OF KAOS 17/2471 THE BEARS 35/2674 STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029 NASTY MOB 21/4730 19-UNTOUCHABLES 18/3633 9 8 0 52.9 BABES 36/3876 20 LITHE & LOVE 70/4993 875 781 9 52.8 DEATH THREAT 29/4804 SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973 5 THE JERKS 10/5022 99 64 0 60.7 DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953 6 KA-POW! 15/3970 1169 777 13 60.1 21 QUBIT 10/4490 972 875 10 52.6 BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 VERMIN!! 82/4315 7 NIGHTMARES 99/4725 342 237 6 59.1 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620 FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 WHEN EAGLES DARE 17/4994 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016 CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133 JOKA MASHER 82/3791 SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 22 WATER DECK 24/4935 278 251 1 52.6 FARFIGNEWTONS 68/2896 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 8 ENVENOMED 82/4693 382 271 5 58.5 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862 ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488 I AM SUCK 82/4760 23 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 20 18 0 52.6 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 24 BOXES 60/4147 1521 1385 18 52.3 GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 9 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 60 43 1 58.3 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 25 ENIGMA 62/4768 191 183 1 51.1 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500 10-PHILLY 82/4942 1554 1129 16 57.9 ALCHEMY 18/4818 SPORTZ! 4/4921 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 THE ZOO 16/2721 HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 26 LOCAL BEER 82/5032 94 93 1 50.3 11-DELTA DOOM 17/4745 34 25 0 57.6 4-LETTER ITCHES 82/5030 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601 27 BEAN MACHINE 99/5035 5 5 0 50.0 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873 28 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 740 743 6 49.9 THE SIERRAS 19/4891 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 12-D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023 198 153 3 56.4 BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55 42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 97 126 1 43.5 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 29-SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 621 627 9 49.8 KILLING FLOOR 9/4954 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411 THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959 43 NINJAS 7/4241 61 80 2 43.3 SUPERIOR FORCES X 68/3582 PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ 62/4145 THE WARRIORS 10/438 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 GENOCIDE 51/4423 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019 44 RUN AND HYDE 18/5027 47 62 2 43.1 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 45 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 54 73 0 42.5 30 LEGALESE 75/4658 226 229 3 49.7 CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 46 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 633 863 6 42.3 HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 LEGALESE 60/5016 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 31 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 223 231 2 49.1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 32 PIMPS 9/4318 22 23 0 48.9 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193 SUNNYDALE 82/4324 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 THAI INQUISITION 71/5036 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 47 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836 17 24 0 41.5 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 48 MYTHICAL 11/5026 36 51 1 41.4 PARKO RAMA 82/4867 HOUSE SLYTHERIN 18/4495 LAS VEGAS II 82/4964 49 WHAT A TREAT 98/5034 9 13 0 40.9 33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 607 636 9 48.8 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 82/5025 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/4896 34-THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 47 50 2 48.5 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 50 MEN 29/4412 672 1263 12 34.7 35 GIFTED 69/3978 830 950 9 46.6 JOHNS 5/3510 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 TALES 43/2584 LAYIN' PIPE 69/3753 HABIT 78/4547 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 STORIES 49/2835 NASTY PETS 82/4846 WHY KNOT 63/2669 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 MIKES 14/3982 ASYLUM 69/3722 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701 36 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 693 840 8 45.2 51 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 17 32 1 34.7 37-THE SHIRE 55/3139 262 324 2 44.7 52 MEDS 43/4924 76 150 1 33.6 DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148 BUMS 'R' US 60/4507 THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/4683 WANDERERS 66/3622 CHAUCERS WORDS 25/4917 38 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 170 211 0 44.6 THE CITY 12/4918 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 PARTY GEEKS 74/4925 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 EMETICS 45/5033 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928 58 73 0 44.3 53-THE LIVING D 11/5010 18 36 0 33.3 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866 54 BLUE MOON 9/3907 473 996 4 32.2 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 40 BIRDS 41/4735 192 243 2 44.1 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767 ERRATUM 26/4945 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856 RESCUE 77/3887 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 55 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 72 152 0 32.1 ERRATA 25/3564 56 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 7 19 0 26.9 EL EQUIDO 13/3225 57-THE UPSTARTS 60/5017 2 0 0 100 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 58 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 1 1 0 50.0 41 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 259 333 1 43.8 MINISTRY OF SKA 21/5008 REDHORSE 56/3727 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER What am I doing here? Why do I get all the dirty jobs? And cleaning up behind that Valamantan traitor (Valamantis should have been part of the Osksi Empire, not the peasant huddle of the Mordanti) Galen is definitely a dirty job. Wine bottles, mostly empty, in the desk drawers. Bits of lacy... garments tucked into corners or under the couch! And why does he need a couch in his office, eh? Decadent, that's what he is. There were over a hundred fights, I think somebody mentioned a hundred and twenty. That's too many to talk about, so I'll just use the golem's notes here. It's the Oaf Modeen golem, but there are worse ones. "What's with DEBBIE DOES DM? She actually beat GENOCIDE's VAL BEMERIKI, and walked away with 74 more points from the fight." Why Debbie did so well out of the fight is that she killed Bemeriki. Good work. If every Lord Protector would go out and kill a Tricoran every two weeks, we'd have this place cleaned up in no time. "Major screwup at CALL THE PRIEST. STARBREAKER lost 28 points to SCHWETTY OLIVES." Sounds disgusting to me. Everyone knows that olives of ANY kind should be carefully packed in dry sawdust and then set fire to. Apparently there's a new whatever, top warrior, Captain of the Guard, Keeper of the Runeless Blade, what-have-you. Gordon, from Barnyard Brutes. And why not? Share out the labor of not writing a column. The Republicans seem to have avoided Color Me Suave, and who can blame them? Somebody misread that team name, and they all came out in mauve armor. A sickening color. Even an Andorian would avoid it, to maintain some basic self-respect. There is an ambiguous note about Similde's record and ranking which leads me to suspect that she got the most challenges. Big deal. Who wouldn't challenge somebody with a 58-102-0 record? She's the one with the target circle painted on her armor, right? Ah, and here are Oaf's notes about challenges. Amazing that Modeen, even though he's Mordanti, should spout the Andorian anit-down-challenging tripe. Well, I suppose Modeen himself wouldn't, but the golems have all been programmed by wimps. Taunt your opponent COCAINE! That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged. (and by 34 points!) CUP O'PIZZA should have an easy win." And apparently it did. "Maybe ERRATA's BURST is one of those guys who likes pain, or something. That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 36 to LADY LUCK. As I expected, LADY LUCK won BURST." Yes, and now that she's won Burst, what is she going to do with him? Will Burst spend two weeks as a humble servant of Lady Luck? "Keep challenging up 88 points, DOMINO, and I won't have to write about you much longer. GLACIER always accepts those kind of challenges... Sometimes what you expect to do (like in the fights) doesn't expect to turn out like you thought. DOMINO overcame GLACIER." Even though Domino won, the challenge was still insane. "Maybe ERRATA's LANCELOT is one of those guys who likes pain, or something. That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 30 to KATE BUSH. LANCELOT found one way to advance: challenging KATE BUSH and losing, but getting 3 points." Sounds stupid to me. "Keep challenging up 38 points, DADDY, and I won't have to write about you much longer. [The golmes aren't original thinkers.] LLOSMIC LLAMMER always accepts those kind of challenges... DADDY beat LLOSMIC LLAMMER (DADDY getting 36 points, too!)." "Maybe RESCUE RANGERS' CHIP is one of those guys who likes pain, or something. [See what I mean about "not original"?] That's what he'll get next week, after challenging up 43 to HOFFA. HOFFA must not been fighting well, cause he lost to CHIP of RESCUE RANGERS." Hoffas never fight well, of course. It's part of their programming. And that is the sum of the Oaf Modeen golem's comments. His "insights into spy reporting." Ha. Still, merely by looking at your own personal fight reports, you can learn something. Not much, maybe, but something. Ketchum THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GORDON 36-4536 67 21 1 306 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LADY LUCK 18-2925 55 42 1 281 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 94 68 3 280 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 60 56 2 280 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA NUNZIO 51-4799 30 13 1 274 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530 54 37 2 263 LAYIN' PIPE (3753) CIMMERIAC BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 44 18 2 263 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 57 33 1 262 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) FIREHOLD TSUNAMI 75-2214 39 15 2 256 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN PSYCHOPATH 69-8746 50 43 0 251 ASYLUM (3722) CIMMERIAC -DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 58 44 2 249 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI MARCINKO 97-961 37 22 5 249 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE KATE BUSH 18-1413 83 58 0 248 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 62 36 2 248 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC WOBBLENUT 18-6650 80 56 0 246 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 50 77 17 242 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA -DANGER BOX 60-4963 37 34 0 240 BOXES (4147) ARADI BELIAL 7-3838 120 71 2 237 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 81 74 6 235 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA DOMINO 17-3227 63 47 2 235 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR VORTEX 75-1870 81 76 0 233 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 39 18 0 229 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 63 81 1 228 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS STONE KILLER 21-5245 45 13 1 228 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET ARCOS 13-3373 35 66 2 227 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS POPE 5-4090 57 62 2 226 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS NORAF 82-3856 23 13 0 226 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 48 32 3 221 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG HOT HAZEL 98-608 30 31 4 220 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL SIR VIVOR 10-4065 91 44 0 218 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 40 47 0 218 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 55 47 3 217 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PRORIARITY 21-4159 52 37 3 217 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET -TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 64 37 0 215 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI SIDAHS 77-176 40 31 3 215 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 55 56 0 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA NEVERMORE 1-5260 36 33 2 213 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT UNBRIDLED 15-3923 53 39 1 212 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN SIR ENE 10-4360 56 40 3 211 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 69 40 1 210 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC SORROW 1-2863 51 31 2 210 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 30 31 0 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 54 61 0 209 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA -SIDON 31-3712 37 24 2 209 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL STILLWATER 25-3762 31 56 0 209 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN PEEG 43-2613 140 134 3 208 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN MAELSTROM 75-2202 64 32 1 208 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 32 17 0 208 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI -IPECAC 45-3625 31 19 0 208 EMETICS (5033) STORMCROWE MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 38 36 0 207 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG WIMPY WIND 28-3517 32 39 1 207 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA RABID DOG 82-1078 21 15 0 207 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 44 45 1 206 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG HAPPY JACK 19-4086 39 30 2 206 THE MOTHERSHIP (4176) ZUWAYZA KHIRZA 7-1862 123 140 3 205 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY QRAPPY 10-4761 51 59 1 205 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT GOOBATRON 7-5026 32 24 1 205 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR LANCELOT 25-3794 45 40 2 204 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN DALI PARTON 18-3274 45 57 3 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA E AHO LAULA 21-4224 43 25 0 203 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET SIRTON 82-9190 21 10 0 203 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG GLACIER 75-2046 84 44 3 202 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN COUCH POTATO 3-2985 77 52 1 202 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI THE BEAST 3-5547 58 78 0 202 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI EBONSKAITH 15-3824 52 46 1 202 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 47 55 0 202 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 42 21 0 202 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN STONEWALL 25-3895 38 43 2 202 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN -VICTORY 75-757 25 23 2 202 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN PIPE BOMB 82-8012 32 16 1 199 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 61 32 2 198 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 57 40 1 198 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM OX MULDER 62-3121 44 24 0 198 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 43 32 1 198 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS -CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 32 21 2 198 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET COM DOT 65-6217 55 35 0 197 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG BLACK RHINO 71-1834 52 40 1 197 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 43 40 5 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI GLORY 1-6847 47 54 0 196 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT BURST 25-3654 44 32 1 196 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 36 13 0 196 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 76 65 1 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 46 43 1 195 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC LAME AIM 22-5656 26 24 1 195 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 56 27 1 194 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN HEARSAY 75-2721 32 28 3 194 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 115 155 2 193 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN 50 SUCKS 60-4129 76 39 2 193 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI DIRT WORM 82-2315 72 39 0 193 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 43 23 1 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911 35 15 0 193 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS JACOB 10-233 63 78 3 192 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT TOADY 60-3097 34 24 1 192 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI JACKASS 21-4526 29 30 0 192 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 54 49 1 191 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM PEACE 19-4280 33 39 2 191 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 55 58 2 190 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA PISTOL 65-6205 49 44 1 190 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG ACK VERT 18-7429 41 30 1 190 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA RONALD REAGAN 22-831 34 20 1 190 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 27 9 1 190 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT MATA HARI 41-3812 41 34 1 189 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 31 37 0 189 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB PIPE LAYER 63-2406 34 17 0 187 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI VIGO 18-6086 30 12 0 187 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 23 21 0 187 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI -DALLAS 18-6860 23 31 0 187 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA STRONGEST #3 40-173 50 101 1 186 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU CORAL SNAKE 65-5017 31 14 1 186 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG -JHEREG 4-4144 29 34 4 186 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 26 20 4 186 COLLEGE RADIO (4722) SYVYN'S HILL PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 26 11 3 185 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR JIMBY 42-3777 51 49 1 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 50 32 0 184 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 30 22 0 184 NINJAS (4241) BONSUR SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 49 48 2 183 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 40 20 0 183 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 32 24 1 183 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 50 52 1 182 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL LARCENY 75-2720 36 30 0 182 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 32 26 1 182 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT SELEX 40-3039 29 9 0 182 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 45 38 0 181 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA KING BEAR 35-3629 31 18 2 181 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA -GRAY WIND 6-5201 26 21 1 181 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 31 24 0 180 GET SMART (4066) POINT CRACK IS CHEAP 82-18422 28 13 0 180 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW (4896) DWES EG RAGING FIRE 29-4407 26 10 3 180 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR -SMEAGOL 51-2514 35 32 0 179 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 30 40 3 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI PINK HEART 62-3643 18 6 2 179 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS AVALANCHE 75-2213 33 19 1 178 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN EVERSTORM 69-641 56 54 2 177 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC F. TIM 78-2315 38 42 1 177 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 60 65 0 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 51 40 3 176 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS CARPET BURN 3-5698 43 43 0 175 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI DOAMER 18-2265 35 30 1 175 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA ALVIN YORK 3-6156 35 35 0 175 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI -BIGGLES 60-6032 33 42 0 175 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI SIMILDE 51-4248 58 102 0 174 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 41 30 1 174 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI SIR VILE 10-4754 35 31 1 174 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT BLONDIE 36-5723 26 23 1 174 BABES (3876) JHANS GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205 35 15 0 173 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 31 32 0 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -KEOKOTAH 33-6471 27 11 2 172 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIYTYOLE ISLAND BLISS 74-2940 36 22 0 171 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV SULACCO 4-5128 28 32 2 171 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 40 44 1 169 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN KRARSHT 21-750 30 24 3 168 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET SPUTTER 82-15095 37 22 1 167 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 59 63 4 166 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI MAX FACTOR 74-3690 25 8 0 166 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV -ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 23 9 0 166 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG ACUTE 60-6048 23 15 0 165 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 41 29 1 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -GIMLI 51-2415 41 34 2 163 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS NEPHRON 30-4147 37 35 1 163 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE TWILO THUNDER 60-5225 35 25 1 163 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI JOHN 29-4177 51 69 0 162 MEN (4412) LAPUR -FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 32 90 1 161 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR DRIVEN 63-2398 28 7 1 161 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI CULUBRA 10-235 57 78 0 160 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 32 20 0 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI FLESHRENDER 43-1108 32 27 0 160 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN W.T. POOH 33-4430 73 56 0 158 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GORDIAN 63-2104 30 21 0 158 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI -ASH 17-6145 22 6 1 155 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 19 25 1 155 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI -STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 17 1 0 155 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM -EVE 72-4596 16 5 0 155 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD -SEITAN 17-4403 43 46 1 154 KINDRED OF KAOS (2471) ALJAFIR ED 209 5-3955 32 39 4 154 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS THE BISMARCK 16-4481 39 33 1 153 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF -KARMAKAZI 4-4255 29 22 0 151 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE BUTCHER 21-5374 24 8 0 150 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DADDY 62-3640 22 17 0 149 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS -NYM 46-2086 25 15 1 147 DURIN'S FOLK (2148) ARDIVENT MARK 5-4088 41 78 2 141 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 35 38 0 141 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA LIL NOIR 62-3311 23 13 1 141 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS -CREME A. SHUN 17-6152 19 15 1 141 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR THE CURE 38-4085 27 12 1 140 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 11 7 0 139 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG -BARRY 12-5663 29 19 0 138 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB SCORPIUS 45-3752 22 6 0 137 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE COL SALOMON 17-5290 32 33 1 136 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 28 26 0 136 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY RUG BURN 18-3702 28 44 4 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 28 18 0 133 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -PREDNIZONE 43-4298 21 21 0 133 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 20 11 2 133 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME POTOMACC 21-5489 28 21 0 132 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET -GIGANTA 62-3197 42 56 2 131 SUPERIOR FORCES IQ (4145) VALAMANTIS DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 41 52 0 131 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA CHIP 60-4413 9 10 1 130 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 48 29 0 129 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -LUGH 4-3809 36 27 3 129 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM CARNAL 21-5388 34 27 0 128 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET -SAMWISE GAMGEE 51-3089 27 21 2 128 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS -FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889 25 18 0 127 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS LETHE 9-4782 37 38 2 124 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 26 16 1 123 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI -AKLAR 62-3700 23 16 1 122 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 32 17 0 119 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG SLAKE 82-12993 12 5 0 119 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG -PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285 23 15 2 118 THE SHIRE (3139) KHALANI XYLZ AREE 25-4987 23 21 1 117 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN HOFFA 49-3185 63 96 0 116 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 33 39 0 115 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -SODOM 31-4368 24 11 1 115 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL -DUSK 17-6119 19 9 0 115 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 18 23 0 115 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG BUBBA 7-4833 28 57 0 114 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR -LUCKY 7 31-4895 20 11 1 114 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL -SLAP HAPPY 60-6031 27 48 0 113 BUMS 'R' US (4507) ARADI -ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 22 17 1 112 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN -THATDOGWILLBITEU 42-1981 23 32 1 110 SAUSAGE DOGS (4024) RODEKI -LEMON DROP 33-6685 33 42 0 108 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 27 24 0 108 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 19 9 0 106 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV -IN THE PIG! 96-864 28 19 5 105 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS SPENCER 62-3610 20 14 2 103 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -DRY KEG 33-6679 30 45 1 100 JOYS OF BOOZE (4683) NIYTYOLE ISLAND -BLUE 19-4647 18 9 0 100 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358 22 10 0 98 INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 22 12 0 98 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET GOUT GOUT 18-7948 25 20 0 97 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA EAGLES LAIR 17-6310 15 7 1 97 WHEN EAGLES DARE (4994) ALJAFIR CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 14 8 1 97 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS JAVELINO 56-3728 27 15 0 95 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS -UNOC 82-12676 14 12 0 95 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG -SERRIN 4-4234 32 15 1 94 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711 22 2 0 94 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT -TWITCH 3-6316 18 13 2 93 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 35 35 0 92 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ELLYN 82-8983 10 9 0 91 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -CAVITY CREEP 6-4230 23 14 2 89 MEAT PUPPETS (2336) TRANSEL STIGMA 4-5968 18 5 1 88 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM JERICO 7-4862 21 57 0 87 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR -THE TICK 12-5659 21 16 0 87 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB HO HUM HO 18-7884 27 24 3 85 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -FATTY BOLGER 55-2284 24 18 0 85 THE SHIRE (3139) KHALANI -DARK THUNDER 6-5397 21 7 0 85 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329 24 18 1 84 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 25 12 0 83 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 19 29 1 81 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN TOXIK 9-4704 15 8 0 81 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL CHRISSEL 70-5208 19 10 0 80 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN -CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 12-5775 23 8 2 79 THE CITY (4918) RIZTAB SKYWISE 11-5687 22 27 1 77 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 18 18 1 77 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY FRANK 3-5707 43 79 1 76 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI ADAM 7-4830 24 61 2 76 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR SMOOCHY 60-6079 16 7 0 76 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI -CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 15 9 0 76 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG -FINALITY 82-4063 11 6 0 74 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 26 18 0 72 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 19 7 2 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA DRACO MALFOY 18-7115 15 11 0 71 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (4495) TALCAMA CROCONAW 24-4475 17 7 1 70 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT MY FAIR LADY 5-3739 15 3 0 70 DAPHNE'S LADIES (55) KALTOS -GOLDWRAP 82-11886 10 2 0 70 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG SECOND OMEN 6-5642 20 9 3 69 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL -VASSAL 18-7637 24 13 2 68 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA NICKEL 26-4240 20 19 0 68 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM TOM THUMB 35-3791 14 3 1 68 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247 11 2 1 68 SCHWETTY FOODS (4973) DWES EG PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 16 8 0 66 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 16 0 0 66 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 31 45 0 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 20 11 0 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 23 20 1 61 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB OBITER DICTA 60-5860 20 22 1 61 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI -STEVEN SCIMITAR 38-4455 19 2 1 60 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 17 8 1 59 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT PELICAN 41-3949 16 9 0 59 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI -PENICILLEN 43-4299 26 16 0 58 MEDS (4924) VEASTIAN -SUPERIOR II 75-760 17 5 3 58 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN -GANDALF 66-2684 25 35 1 57 WANDERERS (3622) TARRGIR -ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 20 14 2 57 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF LOCKED IN 32-4049 18 10 1 57 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT -FELAWESHIPE 25-4968 18 6 0 57 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN MAGENTA 3-5711 47 74 0 54 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI -LOUD DRUNK 74-3554 25 24 1 54 PARTY GEEKS (4925) DAIYLA KIV -CHASITY BELT 18-6507 18 7 0 54 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA -NAPOLEON 17-6578 16 6 0 54 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR -IRON CHEF 33-6925 15 8 0 53 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND FRIJOLE! 99-1214 10 11 3 53 BEAN MACHINE (5035) SOUTH RIDGE EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 18 11 1 52 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 21 71 0 50 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME HEAT 98-981 11 10 4 49 WHAT A TREAT (5034) SYVYN'S HILL FLOYD 99-1041 10 10 4 49 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE -KARA HELLBLADE 78-2588 18 4 0 48 NOTORIOUS BASTARDS (5013) LIN TIRIAN -TITANIA 65-5835 15 9 0 48 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG CHIP ENSER 62-4140 14 12 2 48 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 10 6 0 47 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SQUYER 25-4871 18 21 0 46 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN SWEATCAKE 18-8217 17 16 2 46 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103 9 2 0 46 DEATH STUDS IX (4978) DWES EG FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 25 18 0 44 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -POCKET FISSION 3-6066 21 13 2 44 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI -MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 12 5 0 44 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM -SOVEREYN 25-4870 25 14 0 42 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN JONES 14-1283 24 126 5 41 MIKES (3982) TOBIR STARBREAKER 32-4039 19 5 1 41 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT -LEGOLAS 51-3349 24 22 4 38 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS COCAINE 78-2311 25 59 0 33 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN PUD #20 82-19855 14 9 0 31 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 (5025) DWES EG -ON THE WASHER 82-10019 5 7 0 30 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG -WOLVERINE 82-6651 0 2 0 23 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 3 0 21 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 51 40 3 GENOCIDE 4423 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 479 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Hello all -- I'm sorry to say that I can't be there to write the spyreport this cycle. I look forward to chatting with you all again next time. Meanwhile, keep warm! -- Galen Gadding about, sampling the fleshpots. Bah, humbug. -- Ketchum Arcos -- I don't think you're coming out as fast as you should. -- Khirza Happy Jack -- You know, I think the Commission has a real problem here. People who are 5'7" are called Dwarves...except when they're called Shewish Giants. Why is that? Do you--and all presumed Dwarves, regardless of height--have beards? Do all Shews, regardless of height, wear bearskin tunics? What is it all about? -- Ho-Chan the Axe I think it depends on the height of the person doing the classification. A short person classifies just about everyone as a Shew. -- Ed. The Exploiter -- You certainly do it well. (wince) I've been exploited by experts, and you're right up there with them. -- Similde Fatty Bolger -- Maybe if you went on a diet you'd do better? Worth a try, you know. -- Xylz Aree Noraf -- There was no need to BITE me, you know! -- Glory P.S. I'm very sensitive to stuff like that. Ghengis Khan -- There are too many Dwarves around here. -- Lethe, who hates being towered over by Dwarves (Well, think about it, I find myself staring nose to beard with so many people, and do they keep them CLEAN? Oh HA!) My Fair Lady -- (with enthusiasm) Oy, YEAH! The view from up here, down the front of your, er, front, so to speak, is just fine. -- Chip Enser Sweatcake -- (looking faintly revolted) Thanks but no thanks. I'll pass on that. -- Nolan Orgel Al Gore -- No, but I write personals all the time. Some people don't like that. I had one manager actually admit that he was avoiding a team of mine because it made his warriors self-conscious to get a personal every time they fought one of mine. -- Mati 8 December 2004 Battle Royal 4 The Battle Royal arena contests are one of the purest tests of manager skill available. The rules are simple. The scoring is simple. The updates are live. If you would like to participate, simply get a team ready in Talcama in the next month and announce in the personals that you're in. The prize is bragging rights and having your name along side previous winners (Doc Steele, Manray Frothingslosh, and Manager). It is a brutal contest, but it is a lot of fun! Basic rules: No avoiding other contest teams. Score = Wins + Kills - Losses. Only fights against other BR teams count. First team to 25 wins! BR4 begins in Talcama (DM 18) on turn 502, due on Jan 29, 2005. Visit http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4 for more information. 8 December 2004 TURF WAR IV -- GRAND CONTEST NOTICE! The Turf War IV Grand Contest will commence on Turn 221 (approx. February 22, 2005). For those who have never participated, Turf Wars are alliance-type contest and Winner-Takes-All. There are no 2nd place winners! Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must: A. Announce the alliance name and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM #47) newsletter. Captains are responsible for: A. Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance; B. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the TW4. Managers must: A. Submit one (1) RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate to participate; B. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance in which they will be fighting under, in the DM #47 North Fork newsletter. Rules: 1. No scoring will begin until an RSI Roll-up Gift Certificate is received. No exceptions will be made. 2. Before a manager can compete, he must be acknowledged and verified by the Captain of the alliance he has claimed for; A. The following turn, points will begin to be awarded or subtracted; 3. Only one (1) team per manager may compete. No multiple aliases please (we'll be checking this and if caught...you'll be disqualified and no refund); 4. The contest will end on Turn 233 (12 turns!). Winners will be announced on Turn 234 and prizes sent to winning alliance between Turn 233 and 234. 5. No declarations will be acknowledged after Turn 231. 6. For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions. Scoring: Win Lose Kill Die Challenge +2 -2 +5 -5 Match-up +1 -1 +1 -5 Bloodfeud +2 -5 +5 -10 Champion x2 x2 x2 x2 Downchallenge +2 -5 +2 -10 Dark Arena +10 -5 xx xx Special Scoring: A. Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points; B. Each Style Master is worth 5 points; Champions: A. Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory. If declared, they must be in the Adepts or lower brackets. Bloodfeuds: A. Bloodfeuds will count for all four turns. However, the same warrior may not bloodfeud all four turns. A penalty of -10 will be given to the team who violates this rule. Special Conditions: A. I reserve the right for all final decisions. B. If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2; C. If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong; I'll subtract points at the rate of x10! D. Each alliance begins with zero (0) points. E. Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty. F. T.V.'s won after contest begins gain a Triple rate of scoring. G. T.C.'s won after the contest begins gain a multiple of 10 scoring. H. No switching alliances once verified by an alliance. Any questions or concerns may be addressed (if you're incarcerated) to: Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (268), DM #47 -- North Fork. If you're in the free world: Rick Strigner Merit East SCI P.O. Box 500 Georgetown, DE 19947-0500 P.S. Prizes are: A. 100% of the roll-up certs B. Currently under negotiations with R.S.I. for other prizes C. A special prize from me that I will discuss with the Captain of the winning alliance. 15 December 2004 The Company of Brothers Alliance would like to welcome Azereth as our newest member. We are sure he will be an asset to both our alliance and the dueling community! -- Baphomet, Co-Founder T.C.B. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CUP O'PIZZA devastated COCAINE in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight. BURST was demolished by LADY LUCK in a popular 4 minute one-sided Challenge melee. STONE KILLER devastated YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. DOMINO savagely defeated GLACIER in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bloody Challenge match. NEVERMORE vanquished PEACE in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge fight. ARCOS viciously subdued LYTA ALEXANDER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight. SIDAHS vanquished PIPE LAYER in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel. LARCENY was overpowered by RABID DOG in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel. STILLWATER defeated VIGO in a action packed 2 minute Challenge match. LANCELOT was luckily beaten by KATE BUSH in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight. RAGING FIRE was demolished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge competition. KING BEAR subdued COOKIE SNORT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match. STRONGEST #3 beat SIMILDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict. BLONDIE overpowered ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. KOGITSUNE MARU vanquished JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray. DADDY devastated LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MAX FACTOR overpowered THE CURE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. CHIP viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge competition. LORD TAYLOR overpowered JERICO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. PERSIANA JONES was handily defeated by SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 1 minute Challenge duel. PELICAN was defeated by FRANK in a 2 minute Challenge match. CHRISSEL overpowered OBITER DICTA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. TOM THUMB overpowered FLOYD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. BELIAL demolished THE BEAST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee. BLUNT FORCE handily defeated PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven bout. COM DOT was beaten by PARADISE PARROT in a action packed 4 minute competition. THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was overpowered by UNBRIDLED in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BLUE MEANIE handily defeated H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. NAIMT BACKRUB overpowered MATA HARI in a 2 minute one-sided fight. NUNZIO overpowered JIMBY in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout. HATSHEPSUT won victory over GLORY in a 2 minute fight. LINDA LOVELACE was devastated by MASTER PLUMBER in a 2 minute one-sided battle. CHOKING CHICKEN overcame JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 1 minute fight. POPE demolished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided conflict. PSYCHOPATH beat PISTOL in a popular 2 minute duel. GORDON handily defeated TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched Title match. BLACK RHINO was defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute battle. SPOTTED PONY slimly lost to KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel. EARTHQUAKE handily defeated 50 SUCKS in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel. VORTEX devastated ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match. STONEWALL was savagely defeated by WOBBLENUT in a popular 2 minute brutal match. TSUNAMI overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. DARQ SPIRIT savagely defeated HEARSAY in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition. NORAF demolished FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict. EBONSKAITH was narrowly defeated by PRORIARITY in a popular 4 minute fight. RONALD REAGAN was handily defeated by HOT HAZEL in a 1 minute mismatched contest. MARCINKO subdued PIPE BOMB in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle. ONE NIGHT STAND viciously subdued TOADY in a exciting 3 minute bloody match. MAELSTROM viciously subdued CRACK IS CHEAP in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout. SORROW bested ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute fight. HO-CHAN THE AXE was devastated by JOHN HOLMES in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. DEBBIE DOES DM assassinated VAL BEMERIKI in a 1 minute one-sided duel. THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated MEADOW VOLE in a popular 2 minute mismatched battle. SNIPE HUNTER was devastated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. DALI PARTON was demolished by SIR VIVOR in a popular 5 minute uneven duel. BAL BURG D'ALGURD savagely defeated BLISS in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight. ACK VERT was viciously subdued by AXIS OF EVIL in a 2 minute brutal match. SONORA MOUNTAIN was demolished by HAPPY JACK in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CORAL SNAKE was overpowered by SIR ENE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. E AHO LAULA vanquished EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. JACKASS was savagely defeated by COUCH POTATO in a popular 3 minute gory bout. ROAD TO DAKAR overpowered NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl. PINK HEART was overpowered by GOOBATRON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict. OX MULDER vanquished CULUBRA in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl. LAME AIM was defeated by MIGHTY MITE in a action packed 6 minute brutal duel. SATOSHI KUNO was viciously subdued by JIM PENGOUIN in a exciting 3 minute melee. DIRT WORM defeated THERMODYNAMICS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout. VICTOR CALDERONE was demolished by RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 1 minute mismatched fray. CARTHORIS JEDDAK overpowered CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided contest. WIMPY WIND narrowly defeated SPUTTER in a action packed 3 minute fight. JACOB was narrowly defeated by QRAPPY in a action packed 2 minute match. JOHNNY B GOODE demolished FLESHRENDER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided contest. PEEG vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SIRTON viciously subdued SULACCO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fray. MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered KRARSHT in a 1 minute one-sided competition. AVALANCHE overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. SIR VILE overpowered CARNAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout. SELEX overpowered XYLZ AREE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle. AFRICAN GREY was devastated by DOAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout. AUDIE MURPHY vanquished IMAGE ENHANCER in a 3 minute uneven fight. PUDDING PARADE was devastated by PYGMY SHREW in a 2 minute one-sided bout. W.T. POOH was viciously subdued by SUDSY DEODORANT in a exciting 5 minute struggle. THE BISMARCK was narrowly defeated by GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 5 minute brawl. YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was vanquished by GORDIAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition. F. TIM subdued GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a popular 1 minute duel. DRIVEN viciously subdued POTOMACC in a action packed 5 minute gory fray. THE BUTCHER was handily defeated by THE LIMELIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided competition. LIL NOIR was demolished by S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided competition. TWILO THUNDER vanquished BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. ACUTE was luckily beaten by GHENGIS KHAN in a popular 5 minute brutal fight. VIOLENT VOLE was devastated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven match. FRIED CHICKEN lost to SCORPIUS in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel. LETHE lost to SEVEN MARY THREE in a popular 1 minute fight. SLAKE lost to RUG BURN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. WALL OF GLASS was viciously subdued by MARK in a action packed 2 minute contest. DUCK RUBBER was overcome by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. COL SALOMON overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match. LINK HOGTHROB beat HO HUM HO in a popular 1 minute bout. SQUEEZE CHEESE was viciously subdued by SPENCER in a action packed 8 minute contest. GOUT GOUT overpowered SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute mismatched match. JAVELINO bested MANAGER TC'S in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. MAGENTA was overpowered by ADAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched duel. STIGMA devastated POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided battle. MY FAIR LADY was overpowered by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute mismatched battle. SECOND OMEN devastated CHIP ENSER in a 1 minute one-sided match. THE SPOTLIGHT devastated SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition. SMOOCHY handily defeated EAGLE'S NEST in a 1 minute one-sided match. TOXIK overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. FLOYD B. RICK defeated SHYLAYLA MINOR in a exciting 4 minute fight. ELLYN overpowered HEAT in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl. LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute one-sided melee. FUZZY BUZZCUT subdued PUD #20 in a popular 3 minute match. 2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout. SCHWETTY OLIVES vanquished STARBREAKER in a 1 minute mismatched duel. LIGHTNING XLV was demolished by CROCONAW in a exciting 2 minute uneven struggle. PRIVATE PROPERTY was luckily beaten by DRACO MALFOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout. NICKEL was beaten by NOLAN ORGEL in a action packed 2 minute fight. FRIJOLE! was overcome by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. SKYWISE demolished JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle. LIPPS MCFRENZY was overpowered by EAGLES LAIR in a 1 minute mismatched struggle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 71 AIMED BLOW 110 - 87 - 1 56 | |WALL OF STEEL 36 LUNGING ATTACK 436 - 384 - 6 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 32 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 49 - 2 51 | |TOTAL PARRY 23 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 32 - 1 50 | |AIMED BLOW 19 WALL OF STEEL 172 - 172 - 1 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 19 SLASHING ATTACK 154 - 160 - 0 49 | |STRIKING ATTACK 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 35 - 39 - 0 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 115 - 132 - 0 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 102 - 125 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-LUNGE 92 - 121 - 0 43 | Turn 479 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 12 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 10 3 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 11 - 8 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 31 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 19 - 17 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 15 1 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 13 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW GORDON 36-4536 67 21 1 306 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) TOTAL PARRY LADY LUCK 18-2925 55 42 1 281 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) STRIKING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 94 68 3 280 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 60 56 2 280 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) LUNGING ATTACK NUNZIO 51-4799 30 13 1 274 BOY O'S (4027) SLASHING ATTACK MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530 54 37 2 263 LAYIN' PIPE (3753) WALL OF STEEL NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 57 33 1 262 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) PARRY-STRIKE KATE BUSH 18-1413 83 58 0 248 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) PARRY-LUNGE PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 40 47 0 218 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-RIPOSTE SIMILDE 51-4248 58 102 0 174 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior this turn was GLACIER 75-2046. The ten other most popular fighters were ACUTE 60-6048, SPENCER 62-3610, DRIVEN 63-2398, DALI PARTON 18-3274, DOMINO 17-3227, SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930, WIMPY WIND 28-3517, ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829, THE BISMARCK 16-4481, and PIPE BOMB 82-8012. The least popular fighter this week was LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373. The other ten least popular fighters were STARBREAKER 32-4039, FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396, LOCKED IN 32-4049, EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271, SWEATCAKE 18-8217, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, POOPIEHEAD 18-8295, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, BUBBA 7-4833, and THE BUTCHER 21-5374. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 OSKSI(3) 3 5 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 4 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 2 0 JHELUM(4) 1 3 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 3 2 0 POINT(27) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 7 6 0 TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 6 0 BONSUR(7) 4 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 3 1 0 ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 5 0 KOLACT(10) 5 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 2 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 4 2 0 RIZTAB(12) 0 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 SENTERN(70) 1 0 0 DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0 TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 2 1 0 MALCORN(15) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 3 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 5 4 0 WILLAF(16) 0 2 0 ZENSU(40) 2 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0 ALJAFIR(17) 4 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 15 12 1 RODEKI(42) 5 5 0 DWES EG(82) 9 9 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 4 5 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NEVERMORE 1-5260 36 33 2 213 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT COUCH POTATO 3-2985 77 52 1 202 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 54 49 1 191 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM POPE 5-4090 57 62 2 226 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS SECOND OMEN 6-5642 20 9 3 69 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL BELIAL 7-3838 120 71 2 237 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR LETHE 9-4782 37 38 2 124 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL SIR VIVOR 10-4065 91 44 0 218 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 28 26 0 136 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 31 37 0 189 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB ARCOS 13-3373 35 66 2 227 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS JONES 14-1283 24 126 5 41 MIKES (3982) TOBIR UNBRIDLED 15-3923 53 39 1 212 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN THE BISMARCK 16-4481 39 33 1 153 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF DOMINO 17-3227 63 47 2 235 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR LADY LUCK 18-2925 55 42 1 281 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA HAPPY JACK 19-4086 39 30 2 206 THE MOTHERSHIP (4176) ZUWAYZA STONE KILLER 21-5245 45 13 1 228 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 42 21 0 202 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN CROCONAW 24-4475 17 7 1 70 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT STILLWATER 25-3762 31 56 0 209 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 57 40 1 198 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 31 24 0 180 GET SMART (4066) POINT WIMPY WIND 28-3517 32 39 1 207 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 26 11 3 185 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR NEPHRON 30-4147 37 35 1 163 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 27 9 1 190 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT W.T. POOH 33-4430 73 56 0 158 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 47 55 0 202 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 55 58 2 190 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA GORDON 36-4536 67 21 1 306 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS THE CURE 38-4085 27 12 1 140 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME STRONGEST #3 40-173 50 101 1 186 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU MATA HARI 41-3812 41 34 1 189 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 43 40 5 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI PEEG 43-2613 140 134 3 208 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN SCORPIUS 45-3752 22 6 0 137 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711 22 2 0 94 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT HOFFA 49-3185 63 96 0 116 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR NUNZIO 51-4799 30 13 1 274 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS JAVELINO 56-3728 27 15 0 95 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 39 18 0 229 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI OX MULDER 62-3121 44 24 0 198 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 44 18 2 263 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI COM DOT 65-6217 55 35 0 197 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 57 33 1 262 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) FIREHOLD MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530 54 37 2 263 LAYIN' PIPE (3753) CIMMERIAC CHRISSEL 70-5208 19 10 0 80 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 40 47 0 218 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR BLISS 74-2940 36 22 0 171 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 94 68 3 280 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN SIDAHS 77-176 40 31 3 215 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH F. TIM 78-2315 38 42 1 177 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN NORAF 82-3856 23 13 0 226 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG MARCINKO 97-961 37 22 5 249 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE HOT HAZEL 98-608 30 31 4 220 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 10 11 3 53 BEAN MACHINE (5035) SOUTH RIDGE FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year). Room rates are $139.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast. The rooms are blocked. The reservations number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face Convention" block. Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make sure you reserve your room before then! Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour manager's reception. There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking. The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe. All rooms have high speed internet (for an extra charge). There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel. And there's Denny's right across the street. Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late November/early December. If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue. If you have, you'll be back. Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast! See you there! -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff