AD Date : 01/18/2005 Duedate: 01/31/2005 TALAHYA DM-100 TURN-481 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1-DARK TOADS 4/5042 6 2 0 75.0 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601 2 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929 22 11 0 66.7 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873 DARQUE FORCES 72/4884 THE SIERRAS 19/4891 DARQUE FORCES 31/4880 14 GET SMART 27/4066 994 795 13 55.6 3-SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 2 1 0 66.7 WORKING MEN 63/4752 4 COLLEGE RADI 98/4722 731 421 9 63.5 MAIN COURSE 82/4440 BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276 LOST SOULS II 9/2309 THE MOTHERSHIP 19/4176 GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345 INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988 BLACK ATTACK 3/5044 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/5024 15 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430 305 252 2 54.8 5-THE BOLT 62/4779 403 241 5 62.6 16 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 489 409 10 54.5 THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583 MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331 MIKE'S INK 62/4677 AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306 BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452 6 CORPS 74/3405 2637 1680 49 61.1 17-METAL MILITI 60/5028 42 35 0 54.5 BOY O'S 51/4027 18-STORMNITE SA 65/5029 234 205 2 53.3 THE BEARS 62/3345 19 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 42 37 0 53.2 NASTY MOB 21/4730 20-LITHE & LOVE 70/4993 878 781 10 52.9 THE BEARS 35/2674 DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978 BABES 36/3876 SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973 DEATH THREAT 29/4804 DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551 7 THE JERKS 10/5022 103 66 0 60.9 EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 21 BOXES 60/4147 1535 1390 18 52.5 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773 8 KA-POW! 15/3970 1172 778 13 60.1 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 9-SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 63 44 1 58.9 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 22 QUBIT 10/4490 982 889 10 52.5 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 VERMIN!! 82/4315 10 NIGHTMARES 99/4725 361 254 6 58.7 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620 FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 WHEN EAGLES DARE 17/4994 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016 EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570 SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 JOKA MASHER 82/3791 CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133 23 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 21 19 0 52.5 PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 24 WATER DECK 24/4935 284 260 1 52.2 FARFIGNEWTONS 68/2896 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862 11 ENVENOMED 82/4693 391 278 5 58.4 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 I AM SUCK 82/4760 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 25 ENIGMA 62/4768 198 190 1 51.0 GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500 WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 ALCHEMY 18/4818 ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 12 PHILLY 82/4942 1557 1131 16 57.9 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 SPORTZ! 4/4921 THE ZOO 16/2721 THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 26-LOCAL BEER 82/5032 94 93 1 50.3 HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 4-LETTER ITCHES 82/5030 HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 27 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 748 747 6 50.0 REDUX 6 82/5045 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608 13-DELTA DOOM 17/4745 37 28 0 56.9 BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55 41 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 173 218 0 44.2 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 28-SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 626 629 9 49.9 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970 42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 104 133 1 43.9 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959 KILLING FLOOR 9/4954 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 43 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 260 336 1 43.6 29 LEGALESE 60/5016 230 234 3 49.6 REDHORSE 56/3727 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 44 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 57 74 0 43.5 HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487 CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706 LEGALESE 75/4658 45 THAT'S US 75/5046 23 30 0 43.4 30 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 225 233 2 49.1 46 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836 19 25 0 43.2 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 47-RUN AND HYDE 18/5027 47 62 2 43.1 31-PIMPS 9/4318 22 23 0 48.9 48 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 644 874 6 42.4 IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 THAI INQUISITION 71/5036 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 PARKO RAMA 82/4867 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193 LAS VEGAS II 82/4964 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 32 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 50 53 2 48.5 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 628 681 9 48.0 49 BEAN MACHINE 99/5035 5 7 0 41.7 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 50-MYTHICAL 11/5026 36 51 1 41.4 34-FRAG 'EM ALL 14/5039 11 12 0 47.8 HOUSE SLYTHERIN 18/4495 35-WENSINWASIN 43/4776 8 9 0 47.1 51-WHAT A TREAT 98/5034 9 13 0 40.9 DRAGON JUNKIES 19/5037 NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/4896 36 GIFTED 69/3978 840 955 9 46.8 MORE NEW TEAMS 4 82/5025 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 LAYIN' PIPE 69/3753 52 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 18 33 1 35.3 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 53 MEN 29/4412 681 1282 12 34.7 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 JOHNS 5/3510 ASYLUM 69/3722 TALES 43/2584 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 HABIT 78/4547 NASTY PETS 82/4846 STORIES 49/2835 37 NINJAS 7/4241 69 82 2 45.7 WHY KNOT 63/2669 PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702 GENOCIDE 51/4423 MIKES 14/3982 THE WARRIORS 10/438 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701 38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 694 841 8 45.2 54-EMETICS 45/5033 76 150 1 33.6 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928 62 77 0 44.6 55 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 75 155 0 32.6 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866 56 BLUE MOON 9/3907 475 1008 4 32.0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 40-BIRDS 41/4735 199 248 3 44.5 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217 THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020 RESCUE 77/3887 57 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 7 21 0 25.0 ERRATA 25/3564 58 KING'S KREW 42/4930 0 7 0 0.0 EL EQUIDO 13/3225 59-JUST CHILLIN 22/5043 0 1 0 0.0 ERRATUM 26/4945 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER HI!!!!! I think I had a bit too much kav this morning, to make up for last night's conversation binge at the Andorian embassy. Embassy parties are usually deadly dull but I got to talking with one of the junior diplomats who is a were-lion and we talked about Demnat, and from there went on and had quite a good chat about how the gods affect the character of the populations who take note of them. He had even met Perdina, the goddess of lost causes. She wasn't any nicer to him than she was to me. Hmm, there was just one TV challenge this cycle. GRAY WIND (6-5201) (27-21- 1,207) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged KRARSHT (21-750) (31-24-3,190) of SONS OF SATAN. GRAY WIND was viciously subdued by KRARSHT in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Now, I would like to point out a significant fight. Do you remember Rattlesnake Shake, who wrote Guardian Columns for his teammate a few cycles back? He said he would be writing them for himself before long. And he...I think it was he?...chided me for being so impressed with Belial. I wonder if Mr. Shake is now rather impressed with Belial himself. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (33-17-0,224) of METAL MELTDOWN challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (121-71-2,252) of WICKED MARTYRS. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was demolished by BELIAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. However, this may have been the fight where the challenger checks out his opponent, followed by another challenge the next turn with a far more effective strategy. We'll see. In any case Mr. Shake gained, I think, 21 points?...for making such a brave challenge. Our Tower Guardian ably defended his title this cycle. STONE KILLER (21-5245) (46-13-1,259) of NASTY MOB fought PEACE (19-4280) (34-39-2,214) of DRUNKEN TOAD. STONE KILLER overpowered PEACE in an exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven Title match. And yet, this poor fellow can't seem to write a column. Tsk tsk. They say Solaran Berserk avoided Dark Pantheon. Well done. Everyone should use their avoids. Our most challenged warrior was Magenta. Well, as Olaf says, that's dues. If you want to keep fighting with a record like that, you're going to get challenged a lot. FLADRAKEEN OOSCH (12-4396) (23-21-1,51) of GAMMARAUDERS challenged MAGENTA (3- 5711) (47-75-0,51) of TRANSVESTITES. FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered MAGENTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. As always (at least until he gets inducted to Primus), our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe. Who couldn't love watching this man fight? The action, the pageantry, the torn shirts! There's something for everyone. And even when he loses, the fight lasts long enough to savor. PRORIARITY (21-4159) (52-38-3,202) of SCRAGITARIOUS fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (115-156-2,201) of SAND DANCERS. PRORIARITY overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. Here was another really good fight: PISTOL (65-6205) (49-45-1,197) of TOO GOOD FOR ME fought MATA HARI (41-3812) (42-34-1,206) of FIST OF FIVE. PISTOL defeated MATA HARI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout. Lots of leaping around in this one-- they were airborne half the time--and those in the first row could also hear that they were flirting with each other. Whether they got together afterwards, I don't know. It's certainly embarrassing to be beaten by a stand-in warrior. To also be at the very bottom of the rankings is a double dose of humiliation. HERPES THE LUVBUG (18-4055) (31-46-0,59) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AMBITIOUS GUARD (100-9) (0-0-0,0) of ARENA STAND-INS. HERPES THE LUVBUG was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle. Be brave and steady, girl. You will rise and you will win fights. We are fortunate that no one was killed in our arena this cycle. Do you know what that means? It's party time! Who's buying? Galen THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY STONE KILLER 21-5245 47 13 1 272 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NUNZIO 51-4799 32 13 1 307 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 64 36 2 288 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 59 33 1 281 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) FIREHOLD PSYCHOPATH 69-8746 52 43 0 279 ASYLUM (3722) CIMMERIAC MARCINKO 97-961 39 22 5 277 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE BELIAL 7-3838 122 71 2 271 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 83 74 6 261 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DANGER BOX 60-4963 39 34 0 261 BOXES (4147) ARADI BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 52 77 17 255 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA HOT HAZEL 98-608 32 31 4 255 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 71 40 1 253 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC POPE 5-4090 59 62 2 251 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 56 61 0 251 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA -DOMINO 17-3227 64 47 2 248 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 50 32 3 240 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG PEEG 43-2613 142 134 3 234 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN SIR VIVOR 10-4065 93 44 0 234 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT CULUBRA 10-235 59 78 0 234 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 57 56 0 232 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA THE BEAST 3-5547 60 78 0 230 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 63 32 2 228 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN -LANCELOT 25-3794 46 40 2 228 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN -SIDAHS 77-176 41 31 3 227 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH SIRTON 82-9190 23 10 0 227 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG GORDON 36-4536 68 22 1 225 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 43 22 0 224 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 48 43 1 221 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 55 50 1 220 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 38 13 0 219 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG -NEVERMORE 1-5260 37 33 2 219 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT CORAL SNAKE 65-5017 33 14 1 219 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG -STONEWALL 25-3895 39 43 2 218 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN -KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 33 26 1 218 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 78 65 1 216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -VIGO 18-6086 31 12 0 215 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA PRORIARITY 21-4159 53 38 3 213 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET -SORROW 1-2863 52 31 2 213 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 34 24 1 212 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 95 69 3 211 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN WOBBLENUT 18-6650 81 57 0 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PISTOL 65-6205 50 45 1 211 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG RONALD REAGAN 22-831 35 21 1 211 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 45 19 2 210 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 56 59 2 209 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA TSUNAMI 75-2214 40 16 2 208 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN NORAF 82-3856 24 14 0 208 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG BLACK RHINO 71-1834 54 40 1 207 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR -OX MULDER 62-3121 45 24 0 207 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 42 20 0 207 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 40 49 0 207 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR VORTEX 75-1870 82 77 0 206 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN KRARSHT 21-750 32 24 3 206 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 39 37 0 205 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 32 22 0 205 NINJAS (4241) BONSUR BLONDIE 36-5723 28 23 1 205 BABES (3876) JHANS KING BEAR 35-3629 33 18 2 204 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA -AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 20 25 2 204 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI 50 SUCKS 60-4129 78 39 2 203 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 33 18 0 203 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI MAX FACTOR 74-3690 27 8 0 203 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 60 48 4 202 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME EBONSKAITH 15-3824 52 48 1 202 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN -BLUE MEANIE 60-4814 39 19 0 202 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI QRAPPY 10-4761 51 61 1 201 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT -PINK HEART 62-3643 19 6 2 201 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 51 33 0 200 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS HAPPY JACK 19-4086 40 31 2 200 THE MOTHERSHIP (4176) ZUWAYZA NAVIGATOR 63-2068 39 36 0 200 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY AVALANCHE 75-2213 34 20 1 200 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN PIPE BOMB 82-8012 33 17 1 200 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 27 21 4 200 COLLEGE RADIO (4722) SYVYN'S HILL PEACE 19-4280 34 40 2 199 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA KHIRZA 7-1862 124 141 3 198 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR LADY LUCK 18-2925 55 44 1 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA E AHO LAULA 21-4224 44 26 0 198 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 43 25 1 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI DOAMER 18-2265 36 31 1 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 57 28 1 197 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN COM DOT 65-6217 56 36 0 197 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG MATA HARI 41-3812 42 35 1 197 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI -CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 57 41 1 196 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM JIMBY 42-3777 52 50 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI LARCENY 75-2720 37 31 0 196 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN LAME AIM 22-5656 27 25 1 196 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN EVERSTORM 69-641 58 54 2 195 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 44 33 1 195 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 40 42 0 195 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 32 25 0 195 GET SMART (4066) POINT GRAY WIND 6-5201 27 22 1 195 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 115 157 2 194 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN COUCH POTATO 3-2985 78 53 1 194 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI RABID DOG 82-1078 21 17 0 194 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG HEARSAY 75-2721 32 30 3 193 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN -SELEX 40-3039 30 9 0 193 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 45 46 1 192 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG ALVIN YORK 3-6156 37 35 0 192 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI GORDIAN 63-2104 32 21 0 192 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 43 40 1 191 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS PIPE LAYER 63-2406 35 18 0 191 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 33 22 2 191 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET GOOBATRON 7-5026 33 25 1 191 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR -KEOKOTAH 33-6471 28 11 2 191 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIYTYOLE ISLAND JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 28 10 1 191 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT MAELSTROM 75-2202 65 33 1 190 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN JOHN 29-4177 52 70 0 190 MEN (4412) LAPUR -ARCOS 13-3373 35 67 2 190 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 46 39 0 188 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA -STILLWATER 25-3762 31 57 0 188 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 47 57 0 187 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL -JACKASS 21-4526 29 31 0 187 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET KATE BUSH 18-1413 83 60 0 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530 54 38 2 186 LAYIN' PIPE (3753) CIMMERIAC DALI PARTON 18-3274 45 59 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -SIDON 31-3712 37 25 2 186 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 42 0 186 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI -TOADY 60-3097 34 25 1 186 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 64 82 1 184 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 55 49 3 184 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA UNBRIDLED 15-3923 53 41 1 184 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 24 22 0 184 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 43 42 5 183 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI WIMPY WIND 28-3517 32 41 1 183 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA SULACCO 4-5128 29 33 2 183 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM ACK VERT 18-7429 41 32 1 182 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 30 33 0 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 61 66 0 181 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -BURST 25-3654 44 33 1 181 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN NEPHRON 30-4147 38 36 1 181 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TIME SQUARE 65-4637 37 17 0 181 BIG APPLE MENACE (3276) DAL SHANG GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SIR VILE 10-4754 36 32 1 180 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT -BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856 33 31 1 180 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB -RAGING FIRE 29-4407 26 10 3 180 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 50 49 2 179 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM CARPET BURN 3-5698 44 44 0 179 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI GLORY 1-6847 47 56 0 178 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 31 34 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 30 42 3 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI GLACIER 75-2046 85 45 3 177 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN JACOB 10-233 64 79 3 177 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 52 41 3 177 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 40 46 1 177 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 51 53 1 176 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL -ASH 17-6145 23 6 1 175 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR DIRT WORM 82-2315 72 41 0 174 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG -ACUTE 60-6048 23 16 0 174 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI STRONGEST #3 40-173 50 103 1 173 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 26 13 3 173 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR -GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205 35 16 0 172 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR -EVE 72-4596 17 5 0 172 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 60 58 2 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA ED 209 5-3955 33 40 4 171 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS SIMILDE 51-4248 58 104 0 170 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS SIR ENE 10-4360 56 42 3 170 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT TWILO THUNDER 60-5225 37 25 1 170 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 31 39 0 170 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 25 9 0 170 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 41 32 1 168 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI BLISS 74-2940 36 24 0 168 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV DRIVEN 63-2398 29 8 1 167 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI W.T. POOH 33-4430 75 56 0 165 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND FLESHRENDER 43-1108 33 28 0 165 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 50 29 0 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA THE CURE 38-4085 28 13 1 162 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME SPUTTER 82-15095 37 24 1 161 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 41 31 1 160 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 18 1 0 160 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM LIL NOIR 62-3311 25 13 1 158 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS F. TIM 78-2315 38 44 1 157 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 60 64 4 154 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI SCORPIUS 45-3752 24 6 0 152 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MARK 5-4088 41 80 2 150 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 32 22 0 150 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI POTOMACC 21-5489 29 22 0 148 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 27 17 1 146 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI -DADDY 62-3640 22 18 0 146 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 20 13 2 145 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 35 40 0 143 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 28 28 0 143 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY THE BUTCHER 21-5374 25 9 0 143 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET -CHIP 60-4413 10 10 1 143 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI -FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 32 91 1 140 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR -IN THE PIG! 96-864 29 19 5 140 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 19 24 0 140 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 12 8 0 139 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 30 18 0 137 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI CARNAL 21-5388 35 28 0 135 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 42 53 0 134 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SODOM 31-4368 25 11 1 132 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358 24 10 0 132 INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988) NIYTYOLE ISLAND -THE BISMARCK 16-4481 39 34 1 130 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF COL SALOMON 17-5290 32 35 1 129 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR XYLZ AREE 25-4987 24 22 1 129 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 21 9 0 129 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV HOFFA 49-3185 64 97 0 128 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 23 18 1 127 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN SLAKE 82-12993 12 7 0 123 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 24 2 122 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 15 9 1 122 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS -BLUE 19-4647 19 9 0 119 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 32 19 0 114 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG RUG BURN 18-3702 28 46 4 114 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA BUBBA 7-4833 28 59 0 114 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR -AKLAR 62-3700 23 17 1 114 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 24 12 0 112 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET -SPENCER 62-3610 20 15 2 112 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS -DUSK 17-6119 19 10 0 112 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 28 25 0 107 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY LETHE 9-4782 37 40 2 102 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL PATRIOT 82-11164 21 23 1 102 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG EAGLES LAIR 17-6310 16 8 1 102 WHEN EAGLES DARE (4994) ALJAFIR GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GEORGE STARK 42-1589 23 28 0 100 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI -CHRISSEL 70-5208 20 10 0 100 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN TOM THUMB 35-3791 16 3 1 100 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA TOXIK 9-4704 16 9 0 100 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL TEDIOUS TED 38-4133 27 13 2 99 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME -KORRIBIE 38-4317 19 41 1 99 JINDA-BAN (4177) CLIFFHOME -DURVAN 65-6491 23 27 1 97 SAND DANCERS (2570) DAL SHANG FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711 23 3 0 97 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT -UNOC 82-12676 15 12 0 97 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329 25 19 1 96 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI MY FAIR LADY 5-3739 17 3 0 96 DAPHNE'S LADIES (55) KALTOS -JESSE TAVAN 65-6514 26 17 0 95 SAND DANCERS (2570) DAL SHANG -DEADFALL 56-3685 18 41 0 95 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS NANCY PELOSI 22-6076 21 12 3 93 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 20 30 1 92 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN FRANK 3-5707 45 79 1 91 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI -TSIRELL 74-3793 26 12 1 91 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAIYLA KIV JERICO 7-4862 22 58 0 91 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR -ELLYN 82-8983 10 9 0 91 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HO HUM HO 18-7884 28 25 3 90 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -GRACIE 10-5125 23 19 1 89 SPRINGBORN (3219) KOLACT OBITER DICTA 60-5860 22 22 1 89 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI -PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 17 8 0 89 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 20 18 1 88 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY -SUPERIOR II 75-760 18 5 3 87 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 21 12 0 86 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 36 36 0 85 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 33 41 0 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -NICKEL 26-4240 21 19 0 85 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 18 0 0 85 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT LOCKED IN 32-4049 19 11 1 84 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT -CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 16 9 0 84 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG -GOLDWRAP 82-11886 11 2 0 84 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG -SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247 12 2 1 81 SCHWETTY FOODS (4973) DWES EG SWEATCAKE 18-8217 19 16 2 80 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -LUNELLE 10-5252 22 12 0 78 THE MOONDOGS (4361) KOLACT GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -FROSTY 3-6314 21 14 1 78 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI -LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103 10 2 1 78 DEATH STUDS IX (4978) DWES EG SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 28 18 0 77 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 20 8 2 77 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA GOUT GOUT 18-7948 26 21 0 76 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -SMOOCHY 60-6079 16 7 0 76 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI -FINALITY 82-4063 12 6 0 76 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG -ADOBE 17-6033 27 10 0 75 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR RIBSPLITTER 43-4330 19 16 1 75 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN SKYWISE 11-5687 23 28 1 74 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY STEVEN SCIMITAR 38-4455 20 2 1 74 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME GINA TAILIA 21-4817 15 9 0 74 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET SECOND OMEN 6-5642 22 9 3 73 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 20 16 0 73 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS DARK THUNDER 6-5397 22 8 0 72 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL -<RETARDED RV> 7-5279 21 7 0 72 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR SYNDICATE 4-5952 17 8 1 71 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM -DRACO MALFOY 18-7115 15 11 0 71 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (4495) TALCAMA STARBREAKER 32-4039 20 6 1 70 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT WITCH 75-3088 16 4 0 70 THAT'S US (5046) JADE MOUNTAIN CROCONAW 24-4475 17 9 1 69 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT FRIJOLE! 99-1214 10 13 3 68 BEAN MACHINE (5035) SOUTH RIDGE JAVELINO 56-3728 27 17 0 64 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 20 11 1 64 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME VASSAL 18-7637 25 14 2 62 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 24 21 1 62 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB -PELICAN 41-3949 16 10 0 62 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI -CALLISTA 19-4575 19 13 2 60 DRAGON JUNKIES (5037) ZUWAYZA STIGMA 4-5968 18 7 1 60 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 18 9 1 58 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT -DEWEY 3-6363 15 13 0 58 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI FLOYD 99-1041 11 11 4 58 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE ADAM 7-4830 24 63 2 57 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR THIRD OMEN 6-5862 15 8 1 57 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 20 16 2 56 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF JONES 14-1283 24 128 5 53 MIKES (3982) TOBIR SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 19 3 1 53 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME ALLEN WRENCH 63-2209 24 25 1 51 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI -CHASITY BELT 18-6507 18 8 0 51 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 25 20 0 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 25 14 0 48 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 21 73 0 48 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME -SILVER BELLE 43-4269 15 8 0 48 WENSINWASIN (4776) VEASTIAN -TITANIA 65-5835 15 10 0 47 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG -MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 10 6 0 47 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF MAGENTA 3-5711 47 76 0 42 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI GUNSLINGER 42-1587 19 27 2 40 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI CHIP ENSER 62-4140 14 14 2 38 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS COCAINE 78-2311 25 61 0 37 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN -WOLVERINE 82-6651 0 3 0 35 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG BLACK ARCANUM 63-2509 3 2 0 34 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 (5024) AMEN-TEI -SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 3 0 21 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 31 47 0 19 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE Scorpius -- That stings! -- Lethe Dusk -- How can that be a doom? I always think of it as "when the sky stops glaring." -- Xylz Aree Lightning Xlv -- I didn't realize that lightning bolts were so short! -- Chip Enser 50 Sucks -- No, it doesn't. I wouldn't mind being fifty again. -- Ho-Chan the Axe Carnivorous Canary -- So, where are your feathers? -- Similde Jimby -- If I color you suave, then you'll have crayon all over yourself. Are you sure this is what you want? -- Glory Gout Gout -- They say that comes from drinking a lot. If you've got the gout, I hope you had the binges, too. Be a shame not to have the good part. -- Nolan Orgel Galen -- Did I call you a Valamantian traitor? Hmm, I must know something I'm not revealing to myself. Because I wouldn't make a mistake about that, you know. -- Ketchum (smiling) Be that as it may, thanks for filling in. -- Galen Couch Potato -- You must be my Daddy! I salute you. -- #3 Chrissel -- You're very good. So is everyone else, it looks to me from watching the fights. I come from Rocanis where the arena is very small and competition is scarce. Now that I'm on the Isle, all I can say is "wow." -- Javelino Tickle Me Hoffa -- I don't know why I would want to after the way you treated me! I'm kidding. Actually you fought very well. I can say that because at least I got in one attack. When I don't get to attack at all, it grumps me out and I don't want to say anything nice. -- Khirza 24 December 2004 Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June 2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4 12 January 2005 On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's Massacre Kill Contest will begin. The rules are simple; the team with the most kills on the last turn wins. Last year's winner was Shocking Toad. Can he repeat? Could DOOMcorps crush all challengers? Will the kLk prevail? Or will you be the independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that? Come on to Jhans and let's find out! Prizes are: 1st. Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account. 2nd. Renaming of a Stand-In monster. Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way! Azrael 15 January 2005 BR 4 is upon us! First turn is due on 1/29/05. Many thanks to RSI for helping supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria. Winning prize: 6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion, a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena creature. Endurance prizes: a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible fights during the contest. For details, visit Talcama's newletter or http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4 To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and follow the very simple rule of not avoiding! LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS GRAY WIND was viciously subdued by KRARSHT in a 3 minute Challenge fight. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was demolished by BELIAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. DANGER BOX devastated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. BIG STRONG MAN subdued CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge competition. TIME SQUARE was vanquished by EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. SATOSHI KUNO slimly won victory over RABID DOG in a 4 minute Challenge competition. RONALD REAGAN slimly won victory over HAPPY JACK in a 4 minute Challenge duel. JOHNNY B GOODE was defeated by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 1 minute Challenge duel. CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute Challenge fight. SIGHTBLINDER was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. JACOB handily defeated FRIED CHICKEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest. ZOMBIE STOMP subdued MARK in a popular 5 minute Challenge brawl. VAL BEMERIKI handily defeated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. LINK HOGTHROB vanquished RUG BURN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge bout. ROBERT BYRD was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. PATRIOT devastated 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight. NANCY PELOSI was luckily beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a 3 minute Challenge match. CROCONAW was bested by CUP O'PIZZA in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest. FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered MAGENTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. SHYLAYLA MINOR viciously subdued FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 3 minute Challenge duel. VASSAL was savagely defeated by SWEATCAKE in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge match. DARK THUNDER won victory over BLACK ARCANUM in a 2 minute Challenge match. SECOND OMEN overpowered COCAINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. STONE KILLER overpowered PEACE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven Title match. NAVIGATOR was overcome by DARQ SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute bout. LYTA ALEXANDER savagely defeated QRAPPY in a action packed 2 minute competition. POPE savagely defeated LAME AIM in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight. NAIMT BACKRUB defeated DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute match. NUNZIO defeated LADY LUCK in a exciting 2 minute fight. JOHN HOLMES overpowered LINDA LOVELACE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout. VELVET VIXEN was devastated by BLUNT FORCE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. HATSHEPSUT was demolished by BLONDIE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match. BEAUTIFUL THING was overpowered by HOT HAZEL in a 1 minute one-sided match. CHOKING CHICKEN subdued PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 1 minute duel. PEEG overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SIR VIVOR viciously subdued PARADISE PARROT in a crowd pleasing 9 minute match. PSYCHOPATH beat PIPE BOMB in a exciting 3 minute fight. VORTEX slimly lost to ROAD TO DAKAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel. MAELSTROM was handily defeated by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 2 minute mismatched duel. TSUNAMI was beaten by GORDON in a action packed 2 minute competition. SIRTON viciously subdued HEARSAY in a exciting 2 minute gory match. MARCINKO subdued EBONSKAITH in a action packed 3 minute fight. THE BEAST overpowered NICK NITRO in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was overcome by ONE NIGHT STAND in a exciting 3 minute duel. THE HAPPY HOOKER demolished SULACCO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict. KATE BUSH was subdued by MEADOW VOLE in a popular 5 minute fight. PIPPI NOSTOCKING was handily defeated by COM DOT in a 2 minute mismatched contest. DEBBIE DOES DM was overpowered by GORDIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle. GLORY was devastated by E AHO LAULA in a 1 minute mismatched fight. DALI PARTON was demolished by MIGHTY MITE in a 2 minute mismatched battle. TICKLE ME HOFFA devastated ACK VERT in a 1 minute one-sided bout. EVERSTORM won victory over SIR VILE in a popular 1 minute struggle. ED 209 was overpowered by GOOBATRON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. JUST A JOB TO DO bested AVALANCHE in a exciting 5 minute gory bout. WOBBLENUT vanquished AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute mismatched match. UNBRIDLED was narrowly defeated by SOUND ADVICE in a 2 minute conflict. WHITE WATER HIPPO was beaten by LARCENY in a 1 minute struggle. PISTOL defeated MATA HARI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout. 50 SUCKS demolished COOKIE SNORT in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. PRORIARITY overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. CORAL SNAKE vanquished JIMBY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match. BLACK RHINO overpowered GLITTER MARKS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. PIPE LAYER devastated SIMILDE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. CULUBRA overpowered DIRT WORM in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided fight. AXIS OF EVIL vanquished COUCH POTATO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided struggle. MAX FACTOR demolished VICTOR CALDERONE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel. WIMPY WIND was overpowered by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute uneven fight. STRONGEST #3 was handily defeated by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided melee. NORAF vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. KHIRZA demolished PUDDING PARADE in a action packed 2 minute mismatched fray. SIR ENE was subdued by JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout. KING BEAR overpowered SPUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. THE LIMELIGHT demolished BLISS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. CRAZED GOBLIN subdued PYGMY SHREW in a exciting 1 minute fray. THE CURE was devastated by THERMODYNAMICS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. W.T. POOH won victory over TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 4 minute duel. NEPHRON demolished LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel. SNIPE HUNTER vanquished DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout. ROMUALD B TUNE demolished H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. TWILO THUNDER overpowered XYLZ AREE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. F. TIM was overcome by FLESHRENDER in a popular 3 minute brutal fight. CARPET BURN overpowered GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1 minute uneven battle. DRIVEN overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest. S. MARY ROSE was unbelievably bested by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute melee. YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK won victory over SEVEN MARY THREE in a popular 1 minute struggle. LETHE was overpowered by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition. HOFFA viciously subdued TEDIOUS TED in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout. SCORPIUS vanquished SLAKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel. SNAPPY GEORGE subdued TOXIK in a action packed 1 minute match. VIOLENT VOLE defeated COL SALOMON in a 2 minute duel. SACRED REICH slimly lost to POTOMACC in a popular 5 minute bloody fray. LIL NOIR handily defeated CARNAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle. LORD TAYLOR overpowered THE SPOTLIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest. THE BUTCHER savagely defeated GEORGE STARK in a popular 2 minute gory fight. EAGLES LAIR overpowered THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. GOUT GOUT was overcome by JERICO in a 2 minute competition. SYRANO BLOODBANE vanquished LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven duel. SWINGDADDY-O was overpowered by TOM THUMB in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. FLOYD B. RICK unbelievably bested FRIJOLE! in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. SVAD BONEGRIN was bested by NOLAN ORGEL in a action packed 2 minute duel. JAVELINO was handily defeated by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute mismatched duel. ADAM was overpowered by STEVEN SCIMITAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match. SYNDICATE was beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout. WITCH devastated ALLEN WRENCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray. RIBSPLITTER demolished CHIP ENSER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict. LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was devastated by GINA TAILIA in a 1 minute uneven match. OBITER DICTA devastated SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. GUNSLINGER was viciously subdued by EAGLE'S NEST in a popular 2 minute gory battle. STARBREAKER was demolished by MY FAIR LADY in a 1 minute uneven conflict. PRIVATE PROPERTY was subdued by SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. FRANK overcame JONES in a action packed 4 minute battle. FLOYD was handily defeated by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match. SALENA WARSMITH beat ALL-BLACK ZEBRA in a popular 2 minute fight. POOPIEHEAD overpowered STIGMA in a 1 minute one-sided battle. HERPES THE LUVBUG was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 59 AIMED BLOW 117 - 88 - 1 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 34 LUNGING ATTACK 418 - 382 - 5 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 32 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 30 - 1 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 22 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 52 - 3 50 | |AIMED BLOW 21 SLASHING ATTACK 163 - 162 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 20 WALL OF STEEL 173 - 174 - 1 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 17 PARRY-LUNGE 104 - 111 - 0 48 | |BASHING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 114 - 133 - 1 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 31 - 38 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 93 - 130 - 0 42 | Turn 481 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 13 - 8 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 18 5 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 25 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 13 3 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 13 2 AIMED BLOW WALL OF STEEL 19 - 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK STONE KILLER 21-5245 47 13 1 272 NASTY MOB (4730) AIMED BLOW CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 64 36 2 288 YO YO TRICKS (4107) WALL OF STEEL NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 59 33 1 281 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) PARRY-LUNGE BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 52 77 17 255 THUNDR + LITENING (483) SLASHING ATTACK PEEG 43-2613 142 134 3 234 TALES (2584) TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 93 44 0 234 SIR AGLIO (2079) STRIKING ATTACK EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 95 69 3 211 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) BASHING ATTACK BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 45 19 2 210 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) PARRY-STRIKE SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 60 48 4 202 EAGLES CLAW (1613) PARRY-RIPOSTE SIMILDE 51-4248 58 104 0 170 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior this turn was PISTOL 65-6205. The ten other most popular fighters were POPE 5-4090, PARADISE PARROT 71-1735, VORTEX 75-1870, AVALANCHE 75-2213, ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, RABID DOG 82-1078, HOFFA 49-3185, POTOMACC 21-5489, MARK 5-4088, and SYNDICATE 4-5952. The least popular fighter this week was HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055. The other ten least popular fighters were STIGMA 4-5968, FLOYD 99-1041, GUNSLINGER 42-1587, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, ADAM 7-4830, JAVELINO 56-3728, SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921, LOCKED IN 32-4049, and THIRD OMEN 6-5862. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 OSKSI(3) 5 3 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 3 0 JHELUM(4) 2 3 0 POINT(27) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 KALTOS(5) 3 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 5 5 0 BONSUR(7) 5 2 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0 ZUKAL(9) 0 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 4 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 4 3 0 KOLACT(10) 5 3 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 3 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 5 1 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 3 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0 RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 3 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 5 0 0 TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0 MALCORN(15) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 6 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 2 1 0 WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 4 6 0 ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 3 0 TALCAMA(18) 11 16 0 RODEKI(42) 1 11 0 DWES EG(82) 8 7 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 2 0 VEASTIAN(43) 3 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 8 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 2 3 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GLORY 1-6847 47 56 0 178 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT THE BEAST 3-5547 60 78 0 230 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 55 50 1 220 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM POPE 5-4090 59 62 2 251 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS GRAY WIND 6-5201 27 22 1 195 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL BELIAL 7-3838 122 71 2 271 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 40 42 0 195 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL SIR VIVOR 10-4065 93 44 0 234 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 28 28 0 143 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 31 39 0 170 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB JONES 14-1283 24 128 5 53 MIKES (3982) TOBIR ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 63 32 2 228 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 20 16 2 56 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF COL SALOMON 17-5290 32 35 1 129 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 83 74 6 261 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA HAPPY JACK 19-4086 40 31 2 200 THE MOTHERSHIP (4176) ZUWAYZA STONE KILLER 21-5245 47 13 1 272 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 43 22 0 224 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN CROCONAW 24-4475 17 9 1 69 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT XYLZ AREE 25-4987 24 22 1 129 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 32 25 0 195 GET SMART (4066) POINT ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 46 39 0 188 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA JOHN 29-4177 52 70 0 190 MEN (4412) LAPUR NEPHRON 30-4147 38 36 1 181 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 28 10 1 191 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT W.T. POOH 33-4430 75 56 0 165 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 47 57 0 187 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 56 59 2 209 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA GORDON 36-4536 68 22 1 225 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 60 48 4 202 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME STRONGEST #3 40-173 50 103 1 173 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU MATA HARI 41-3812 42 35 1 197 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 43 25 1 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI PEEG 43-2613 142 134 3 234 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN SCORPIUS 45-3752 24 6 0 152 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711 23 3 0 97 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT HOFFA 49-3185 64 97 0 128 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR NUNZIO 51-4799 32 13 1 307 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS JAVELINO 56-3728 27 17 0 64 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 20 16 0 73 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS DANGER BOX 60-4963 39 34 0 261 BOXES (4147) ARADI TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 51 33 0 200 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 45 19 2 210 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 38 13 0 219 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 59 33 1 281 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) FIREHOLD CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 64 36 2 288 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC BLACK RHINO 71-1834 54 40 1 207 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR MAX FACTOR 74-3690 27 8 0 203 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 95 69 3 211 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 40 46 1 177 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 50 32 3 240 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG MARCINKO 97-961 39 22 5 277 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE HOT HAZEL 98-608 32 31 4 255 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL FRIJOLE! 99-1214 10 13 3 68 BEAN MACHINE (5035) SOUTH RIDGE