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Date   : 01/18/2005    Duedate: 01/31/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-481

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-DARK TOADS 4/5042       6    2  0 75.0      SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
  2 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929   22   11  0 66.7      MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
    DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                       THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                    14 GET SMART 27/4066     994  795 13 55.6
  3-SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     2    1  0 66.7      WORKING MEN 63/4752                   
  4 COLLEGE RADI 98/4722  731  421  9 63.5      MAIN COURSE 82/4440                   
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    LOST SOULS II 9/2309                  
    THE MOTHERSHIP 19/4176                      GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345              
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                   
    THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/5024                 15 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430  305  252  2 54.8
  5-THE BOLT 62/4779      403  241  5 62.6   16 CARTOUCHE 51/3495     489  409 10 54.5
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583             
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331               
    MIKE'S INK 62/4677                          AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306              
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452            
  6 CORPS 74/3405        2637 1680 49 61.1   17-METAL MILITI 60/5028   42   35  0 54.5
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          18-STORMNITE SA 65/5029  234  205  2 53.3
    THE BEARS 62/3345                        19 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    42   37  0 53.2
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        20-LITHE & LOVE 70/4993  878  781 10 52.9
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978                
    BABES 36/3876                               SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     103   66  0 60.9      EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    21 BOXES 60/4147        1535 1390 18 52.5
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1172  778 13 60.1      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
  9-SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   63   44  1 58.9      BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709             22 QUBIT 10/4490         982  889 10 52.5
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
 10 NIGHTMARES 99/4725    361  254  6 58.7      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009                     SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    WHEN EAGLES DARE 17/4994                    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    EAGLES CLAW 38/1613                         JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327                       JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133                   23 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   21   19  0 52.5
    PANSY DIVISION 51/3406                   24 WATER DECK 24/4935    284  260  1 52.2
    FARFIGNEWTONS 68/2896                       METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
 11 ENVENOMED 82/4693     391  278  5 58.4      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    25 ENIGMA 62/4768        198  190  1 51.0
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
 12 PHILLY 82/4942       1557 1131 16 57.9      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              THE ZOO 16/2721                       
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 26-LOCAL BEER 82/5032     94   93  1 50.3
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   4-LETTER ITCHES 82/5030               
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                        27 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   748  747  6 50.0
    REDUX 6 82/5045                             DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
 13-DELTA DOOM 17/4745     37   28  0 56.9      BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                     41 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  173  218  0 44.2
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
 28-SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  626  629  9 49.9      THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970               42 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     104  133  1 43.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936                  FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                  
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959                  KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                  
    DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670                 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536                  THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019                  DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                43 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      260  336  1 43.6
 29 LEGALESE 60/5016      230  234  3 49.6      REDHORSE 56/3727                      
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                   44 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    57   74  0 43.5
    HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487                  CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                
    LEGALESE 75/4658                         45 THAT'S US 75/5046      23   30  0 43.4
 30 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  225  233  2 49.1   46 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836    19   25  0 43.2
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                47-RUN AND HYDE 18/5027   47   62  2 43.1
 31-PIMPS 9/4318           22   23  0 48.9   48 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    644  874  6 42.4
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                     LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    THAI INQUISITION 71/5036                    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                        SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
 32 THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680   50   53  2 48.5      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734                    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  628  681  9 48.0   49 BEAN MACHINE 99/5035    5    7  0 41.7
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  50-MYTHICAL 11/5026       36   51  1 41.4
 34-FRAG 'EM ALL 14/5039   11   12  0 47.8      HOUSE SLYTHERIN 18/4495               
 35-WENSINWASIN 43/4776     8    9  0 47.1   51-WHAT A TREAT 98/5034    9   13  0 40.9
    DRAGON JUNKIES 19/5037                      NEGATIVE CASH FLOW 82/4896            
 36 GIFTED 69/3978        840  955  9 46.8      MORE NEW TEAMS 4 82/5025              
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    LAYIN' PIPE 69/3753                      52 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   18   33  1 35.3
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   53 MEN 29/4412           681 1282 12 34.7
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     JOHNS 5/3510                          
    ASYLUM 69/3722                              TALES 43/2584                         
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        HABIT 78/4547                         
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          STORIES 49/2835                       
 37 NINJAS 7/4241          69   82  2 45.7      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192                    MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    GENOCIDE 51/4423                            MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE WARRIORS 10/438                         JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 38 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  694  841  8 45.2   54-EMETICS 45/5033        76  150  1 33.6
 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928       62   77  0 44.6   55 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   75  155  0 32.6
    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866               56 BLUE MOON 9/3907      475 1008  4 32.0
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372                     SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 40-BIRDS 41/4735         199  248  3 44.5      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    RESCUE 77/3887                           57 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    7   21  0 25.0
    ERRATA 25/3564                           58 KING'S KREW 42/4930     0    7  0  0.0
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                        59-JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    0    1  0  0.0
    ERRATUM 26/4945                       

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

HI!!!!!

     I think I had a bit too much kav this morning, to make up for last night's
conversation binge at the Andorian embassy.  Embassy parties are usually deadly dull
but I got to talking with one of the junior diplomats who is a were-lion and we
talked about Demnat, and from there went on and had quite a good chat about how the
gods affect the character of the populations who take note of them.  He had even met
Perdina, the goddess of lost causes.  She wasn't any nicer to him than she was to me.
     Hmm, there was just one TV challenge this cycle.  GRAY WIND (6-5201) (27-21-
1,207) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged KRARSHT (21-750) (31-24-3,190) of SONS OF
SATAN.   GRAY WIND was viciously subdued by KRARSHT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
     Now, I would like to point out a significant fight.  Do you remember Rattlesnake
Shake, who wrote Guardian Columns for his teammate a few cycles back?  He said he
would be writing them for himself before long.  And he...I think it was he?...chided
me for being so impressed with Belial.  I wonder if Mr. Shake is now rather impressed
with Belial himself.  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (33-17-0,224) of METAL MELTDOWN
challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (121-71-2,252) of WICKED MARTYRS.  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was
demolished by BELIAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  However, this may have
been the fight where the challenger checks out his opponent, followed by another
challenge the next turn with a far more effective strategy.  We'll see.  In any case
Mr. Shake gained, I think, 21 points?...for making such a brave challenge.
     Our Tower Guardian ably defended his title this cycle.  STONE KILLER (21-5245)
(46-13-1,259) of NASTY MOB fought PEACE (19-4280) (34-39-2,214) of DRUNKEN TOAD.   
STONE KILLER overpowered PEACE in an exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven Title match.
And yet, this poor fellow can't seem to write a column.  Tsk tsk.
     They say Solaran Berserk avoided Dark Pantheon.  Well done.  Everyone should use
their avoids.
     Our most challenged warrior was Magenta.  Well, as Olaf says, that's dues.  If
you want to keep fighting with a record like that, you're going to get challenged a
lot.  FLADRAKEEN OOSCH (12-4396) (23-21-1,51) of GAMMARAUDERS challenged MAGENTA (3-
5711) (47-75-0,51) of TRANSVESTITES.  FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered MAGENTA in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     As always (at least until he gets inducted to Primus), our overall popularity
leader is Ho-Chan the Axe.  Who couldn't love watching this man fight?  The action,
the pageantry, the torn shirts!  There's something for everyone.  And even when he
loses, the fight lasts long enough to savor.  PRORIARITY (21-4159) (52-38-3,202) of
SCRAGITARIOUS fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (115-156-2,201) of SAND DANCERS.
PRORIARITY overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
     Here was another really good fight:  PISTOL (65-6205) (49-45-1,197) of TOO GOOD
FOR ME fought MATA HARI (41-3812) (42-34-1,206) of FIST OF FIVE.  PISTOL defeated
MATA HARI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.  Lots of leaping around in this one--
they were airborne half the time--and those in the first row could also hear that
they were flirting with each other.  Whether they got together afterwards, I don't
know.
     It's certainly embarrassing to be beaten by a stand-in warrior.  To also be at
the very bottom of the rankings is a double dose of humiliation.  HERPES THE LUVBUG
(18-4055) (31-46-0,59) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AMBITIOUS GUARD (100-9) (0-0-0,0) of
ARENA STAND-INS.  HERPES THE LUVBUG was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute
one-sided battle.  Be brave and steady, girl.  You will rise and you will win fights.
     We are fortunate that no one was killed in our arena this cycle.  Do you know
what that means?  It's party time!  Who's buying?

                                                                Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        47  13  1  272  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              32  13  1  307  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     64  36  2  288  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       59  33  1  281  FARFIGNEWTONS (2896)       FIREHOLD
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          52  43  0  279  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
 MARCINKO 97-961             39  22  5  277  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 BELIAL 7-3838              122  71  2  271  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      83  74  6  261  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          39  34  0  261  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      52  77 17  255  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            32  31  4  255  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         71  40  1  253  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 POPE 5-4090                 59  62  2  251  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   56  61  0  251  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-DOMINO 17-3227              64  47  2  248  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         50  32  3  240  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 PEEG 43-2613               142 134  3  234  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           93  44  0  234  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 CULUBRA 10-235              59  78  0  234  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    57  56  0  232  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BEAST 3-5547            60  78  0  230  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       63  32  2  228  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
-LANCELOT 25-3794            46  40  2  228  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-SIDAHS 77-176               41  31  3  227  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 SIRTON 82-9190              23  10  0  227  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 GORDON 36-4536              68  22  1  225  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        43  22  0  224  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     48  43  1  221  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         55  50  1  220  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      38  13  0  219  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
-NEVERMORE 1-5260            37  33  2  219  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CORAL SNAKE 65-5017         33  14  1  219  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
-STONEWALL 25-3895           39  43  2  218  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       33  26  1  218  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    78  65  1  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-VIGO 18-6086                31  12  0  215  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 PRORIARITY 21-4159          53  38  3  213  SCRAGITARIOUS (3327)       SUNSET
-SORROW 1-2863               52  31  2  213  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873     34  24  1  212  ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583)   DAL SHANG
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          95  69  3  211  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           81  57  0  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PISTOL 65-6205              50  45  1  211  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        35  21  1  211  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         45  19  2  210  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         56  59  2  209  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 TSUNAMI 75-2214             40  16  2  208  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 NORAF 82-3856               24  14  0  208  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         54  40  1  207  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
-OX MULDER 62-3121           45  24  0  207  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       42  20  0  207  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 PARADISE PARROT 71-1735     40  49  0  207  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 VORTEX 75-1870              82  77  0  206  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 KRARSHT 21-750              32  24  3  206  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        39  37  0  205  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         32  22  0  205  NINJAS (4241)              BONSUR
 BLONDIE 36-5723             28  23  1  205  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 KING BEAR 35-3629           33  18  2  204  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        20  25  2  204  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            78  39  2  203  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   33  18  0  203  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          27   8  0  203  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        60  48  4  202  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          52  48  1  202  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
-BLUE MEANIE 60-4814         39  19  0  202  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 QRAPPY 10-4761              51  61  1  201  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
-PINK HEART 62-3643          19   6  2  201  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  51  33  0  200  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          40  31  2  200  THE MOTHERSHIP (4176)      ZUWAYZA
 NAVIGATOR 63-2068           39  36  0  200  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AVALANCHE 75-2213           34  20  1  200  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           33  17  1  200  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   27  21  4  200  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
 PEACE 19-4280               34  40  2  199  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 KHIRZA 7-1862              124 141  3  198  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           55  44  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         44  26  0  198  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   43  25  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOAMER 18-2265              36  31  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      57  28  1  197  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 COM DOT 65-6217             56  36  0  197  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           42  35  1  197  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    57  41  1  196  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 JIMBY 42-3777               52  50  1  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LARCENY 75-2720             37  31  0  196  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 LAME AIM 22-5656            27  25  1  196  GLADIATION FOLLY (4345)    SOLVEN
 EVERSTORM 69-641            58  54  2  195  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        44  33  1  195  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         40  42  0  195  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      32  25  0  195  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            27  22  1  195  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     115 157  2  194  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         78  53  1  194  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 RABID DOG 82-1078           21  17  0  194  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 HEARSAY 75-2721             32  30  3  193  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-SELEX 40-3039               30   9  0  193  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       45  46  1  192  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           37  35  0  192  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             32  21  0  192  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874     43  40  1  191  PANSY DIVISION (3406)      TRICORUS
 PIPE LAYER 63-2406          35  18  0  191  WORKING MEN (4752)         AMEN-TEI
 CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509  33  22  2  191  CARNAGE CANARIES (4734)    SUNSET
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            33  25  1  191  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            28  11  2  191  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      28  10  1  191  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 MAELSTROM 75-2202           65  33  1  190  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOHN 29-4177                52  70  0  190  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-ARCOS 13-3373               35  67  2  190  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      46  39  0  188  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-STILLWATER 25-3762          31  57  0  188  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        47  57  0  187  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
-JACKASS 21-4526             29  31  0  187  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           83  60  0  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MASTER PLUMBER 69-9530      54  38  2  186  LAYIN' PIPE (3753)         CIMMERIAC
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         45  59  3  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SIDON 31-3712               37  25  2  186  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  42  0  186  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
-TOADY 60-3097               34  25  1  186  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 HATSHEPSUT 51-4157          64  82  1  184  CARTOUCHE (3495)           TRICORUS
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   55  49  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 UNBRIDLED 15-3923           53  41  1  184  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    24  22  0  184  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    43  42  5  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          32  41  1  183  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SULACCO 4-5128              29  33  2  183  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 ACK VERT 18-7429            41  32  1  182  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    30  33  0  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    61  66  0  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BURST 25-3654               44  33  1  181  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NEPHRON 30-4147             38  36  1  181  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         37  17  0  181  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR VILE 10-4754            36  32  1  180  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-BAWDY BUZZ BUD 12-4856      33  31  1  180  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26  10  3  180  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         50  49  2  179  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          44  44  0  179  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GLORY 1-6847                47  56  0  178  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        31  34  0  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     30  42  3  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GLACIER 75-2046             85  45  3  177  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 JACOB 10-233                64  79  3  177  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        52  41  3  177  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        40  46  1  177  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         51  53  1  176  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-ASH 17-6145                 23   6  1  175  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           72  41  0  174  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
-ACUTE 60-6048               23  16  0  174  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         50 103  1  173  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         26  13  3  173  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-GHENGIS KHAN 17-6205        35  16  0  172  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-EVE 72-4596                 17   5  0  172  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      60  58  2  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ED 209 5-3955               33  40  4  171  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SIMILDE 51-4248             58 104  0  170  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 SIR ENE 10-4360             56  42  3  170  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 TWILO THUNDER 60-5225       37  25  1  170  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    31  39  0  170  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        25   9  0  170  NO MORE TEARS (4773)       DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         41  32  1  168  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BLISS 74-2940               36  24  0  168  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 DRIVEN 63-2398              29   8  1  167  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           75  56  0  165  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 FLESHRENDER 43-1108         33  28  0  165  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   50  29  0  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE CURE 38-4085            28  13  1  162  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 SPUTTER 82-15095            37  24  1  161  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       41  31  1  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        18   1  0  160  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            25  13  1  158  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 F. TIM 78-2315              38  44  1  157  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            60  64  4  154  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            24   6  0  152  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARK 5-4088                 41  80  2  150  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      32  22  0  150  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 POTOMACC 21-5489            29  22  0  148  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     27  17  1  146  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
-DADDY 62-3640               22  18  0  146  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    20  13  2  145  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      35  40  0  143  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   28  28  0  143  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         25   9  0  143  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-CHIP 60-4413                10  10  1  143  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     32  91  1  140  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          29  19  5  140  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        19  24  0  140  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  12   8  0  139  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       30  18  0  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARNAL 21-5388              35  28  0  135  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         42  53  0  134  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SODOM 31-4368               25  11  1  132  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       24  10  0  132  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481        39  34  1  130  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         32  35  1  129  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           24  22  1  129  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         21   9  0  129  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 HOFFA 49-3185               64  97  0  128  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 ROBERT BYRD 22-6039         23  18  1  127  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 SLAKE 82-12993              12   7  0  123  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 SACRED REICH 38-3669        33  24  2  122  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       15   9  1  122  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-BLUE 19-4647                19   9  0  119  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661       32  19  0  114  MAIN COURSE (4440)         DWES EG
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  46  4  114  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BUBBA 7-4833                28  59  0  114  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-AKLAR 62-3700               23  17  1  114  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    24  12  0  112  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
-SPENCER 62-3610             20  15  2  112  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
-DUSK 17-6119                19  10  0  112  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       28  25  0  107  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LETHE 9-4782                37  40  2  102  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 PATRIOT 82-11164            21  23  1  102  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 EAGLES LAIR 17-6310         16   8  1  102  WHEN EAGLES DARE (4994)    ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GEORGE STARK 42-1589        23  28  0  100  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            20  10  0  100  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           16   3  1  100  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TOXIK 9-4704                16   9  0  100  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 TEDIOUS TED 38-4133         27  13  2   99  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
-KORRIBIE 38-4317            19  41  1   99  JINDA-BAN (4177)           CLIFFHOME
-DURVAN 65-6491              23  27  1   97  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711       23   3  0   97  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009)     ARDIVENT
-UNOC 82-12676               15  12  0   97  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329       25  19  1   96  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         17   3  0   96  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
-JESSE TAVAN 65-6514         26  17  0   95  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
-DEADFALL 56-3685            18  41  0   95  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 NANCY PELOSI 22-6076        21  12  3   93  THE DEMOCRATS (4680)       SOLVEN
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         20  30  1   92  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 FRANK 3-5707                45  79  1   91  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-TSIRELL 74-3793             26  12  1   91  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAIYLA KIV
 JERICO 7-4862               22  58  0   91  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-ELLYN 82-8983               10   9  0   91  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           28  25  3   90  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-GRACIE 10-5125              23  19  1   89  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        22  22  1   89  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      17   8  0   89  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     20  18  1   88  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-SUPERIOR II 75-760          18   5  3   87  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          21  12  0   86  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      36  36  0   85  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        33  41  0   85  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-NICKEL 26-4240              21  19  0   85  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         18   0  0   85  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           19  11  1   84  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       16   9  0   84  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886           11   2  0   84  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    12   2  1   81  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           19  16  2   80  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-LUNELLE 10-5252             22  12  0   78  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FROSTY 3-6314               21  14  1   78  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
-LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103      10   2  1   78  DEATH STUDS IX (4978)      DWES EG
 SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      28  18  0   77  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      20   8  2   77  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           26  21  0   76  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             16   7  0   76  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
-FINALITY 82-4063            12   6  0   76  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
-ADOBE 17-6033               27  10  0   75  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 RIBSPLITTER 43-4330         19  16  1   75  WIDOWMAKERS (4836)         VEASTIAN
 SKYWISE 11-5687             23  28  1   74  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 STEVEN SCIMITAR 38-4455     20   2  1   74  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 GINA TAILIA 21-4817         15   9  0   74  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          22   9  3   73  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        20  16  0   73  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         22   8  0   72  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279        21   7  0   72  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 SYNDICATE 4-5952            17   8  1   71  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
-DRACO MALFOY 18-7115        15  11  0   71  HOUSE SLYTHERIN (4495)     TALCAMA
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         20   6  1   70  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 WITCH 75-3088               16   4  0   70  THAT'S US (5046)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            17   9  1   69  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            10  13  3   68  BEAN MACHINE (5035)        SOUTH RIDGE
 JAVELINO 56-3728            27  17  0   64  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271        20  11  1   64  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 VASSAL 18-7637              25  14  2   62  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    24  21  1   62  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
-PELICAN 41-3949             16  10  0   62  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-CALLISTA 19-4575            19  13  2   60  DRAGON JUNKIES (5037)      ZUWAYZA
 STIGMA 4-5968               18   7  1   60  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    18   9  1   58  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-DEWEY 3-6363                15  13  0   58  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 FLOYD 99-1041               11  11  4   58  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
 ADAM 7-4830                 24  63  2   57  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           15   8  1   57  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  16  2   56  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 JONES 14-1283               24 128  5   53  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451    19   3  1   53  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 ALLEN WRENCH 63-2209        24  25  1   51  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        18   8  0   51  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       25  20  0   50  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    25  14  0   48  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           21  73  0   48  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-SILVER BELLE 43-4269        15   8  0   48  WENSINWASIN (4776)         VEASTIAN
-TITANIA 65-5835             15  10  0   47  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
-MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        10   6  0   47  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 MAGENTA 3-5711              47  76  0   42  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 GUNSLINGER 42-1587          19  27  2   40  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  14  2   38  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  61  0   37  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            0   3  0   35  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 BLACK ARCANUM 63-2509        3   2  0   34  THE MOTHERSHIP 6 (5024)    AMEN-TEI
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   3  0   21  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   31  47  0   19  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Scorpius -- That stings! -- Lethe

Dusk -- How can that be a doom?  I always think of it as "when the sky stops
glaring." -- Xylz Aree

Lightning Xlv -- I didn't realize that lightning bolts were so short! -- Chip Enser

50 Sucks -- No, it doesn't.  I wouldn't mind being fifty again. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Carnivorous Canary -- So, where are your feathers? -- Similde

Jimby -- If I color you suave, then you'll have crayon all over yourself.  Are you
sure this is what you want? -- Glory

Gout Gout -- They say that comes from drinking a lot.  If you've got the gout, I hope
you had the binges, too.  Be a shame not to have the good part. -- Nolan Orgel

Galen -- Did I call you a Valamantian traitor?  Hmm, I must know something I'm not
revealing to myself.  Because I wouldn't make a mistake about that, you know. --
Ketchum

     (smiling) Be that as it may, thanks for filling in. -- Galen

Couch Potato -- You must be my Daddy!  I salute you. -- #3

Chrissel -- You're very good.  So is everyone else, it looks to me from watching the
fights.  I come from Rocanis where the arena is very small and competition is scarce.
Now that I'm on the Isle, all I can say is "wow." -- Javelino

Tickle Me Hoffa -- I don't know why I would want to after the way you treated me!
I'm kidding.  Actually you fought very well.  I can say that because at least I got
in one attack.  When I don't get to attack at all, it grumps me out and I don't want
to say anything nice. -- Khirza

24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005).  Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4

12 January 2005
On Jhans turn number 476 (due on Feb. 16, 2005) the Second Annual kLk St. Valentine's
Massacre Kill Contest will begin.  The rules are simple; the team with the most kills
on the last turn wins.  Last year's winner was Shocking Toad.  Can he repeat?  Could
DOOMcorps crush all challengers?  Will the kLk prevail?  Or will you be the
independent manager to show that alliances aren't all that?  Come on to Jhans and
let's find out!
     Prizes are:  1st.  Renaming of a Dark Arena monster and five roll-up
                        certificates or $25.00 deposited in your account.
                  2nd.  Renaming of a Stand-In monster.
     Come on and celebrate the Delarquan way!
                                                                   Azrael

15 January 2005
     BR 4 is upon us!  First turn is due on 1/29/05.  Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
     Winning prize:  6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
     Endurance prizes:  a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
     For details, visit Talcama's newletter or http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
     To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRAY WIND was viciously subdued by KRARSHT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was demolished by BELIAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DANGER BOX devastated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BIG STRONG MAN subdued CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
TIME SQUARE was vanquished by EARTHQUAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SATOSHI KUNO slimly won victory over RABID DOG in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
RONALD REAGAN slimly won victory over HAPPY JACK in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
JOHNNY B GOODE was defeated by SONORA MOUNTAIN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
CARNIVOROUS CANARY was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SIGHTBLINDER was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JACOB handily defeated FRIED CHICKEN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ZOMBIE STOMP subdued MARK in a popular 5 minute Challenge brawl.
VAL BEMERIKI handily defeated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
LINK HOGTHROB vanquished RUG BURN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge bout.
ROBERT BYRD was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
PATRIOT devastated 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
NANCY PELOSI was luckily beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a 3 minute Challenge match.
CROCONAW was bested by CUP O'PIZZA in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered MAGENTA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SHYLAYLA MINOR viciously subdued FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
VASSAL was savagely defeated by SWEATCAKE in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge match.
DARK THUNDER won victory over BLACK ARCANUM in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SECOND OMEN overpowered COCAINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STONE KILLER overpowered PEACE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome uneven Title match.
NAVIGATOR was overcome by DARQ SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
LYTA ALEXANDER savagely defeated QRAPPY in a action packed 2 minute competition.
POPE savagely defeated LAME AIM in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
NAIMT BACKRUB defeated DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute match.
NUNZIO defeated LADY LUCK in a exciting 2 minute fight.
JOHN HOLMES overpowered LINDA LOVELACE in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
VELVET VIXEN was devastated by BLUNT FORCE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HATSHEPSUT was demolished by BLONDIE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
BEAUTIFUL THING was overpowered by HOT HAZEL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN subdued PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 1 minute duel.
PEEG overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIR VIVOR viciously subdued PARADISE PARROT in a crowd pleasing 9 minute match.
PSYCHOPATH beat PIPE BOMB in a exciting 3 minute fight.
VORTEX slimly lost to ROAD TO DAKAR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
MAELSTROM was handily defeated by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
TSUNAMI was beaten by GORDON in a action packed 2 minute competition.
SIRTON viciously subdued HEARSAY in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
MARCINKO subdued EBONSKAITH in a action packed 3 minute fight.
THE BEAST overpowered NICK NITRO in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was overcome by ONE NIGHT STAND in a exciting 3 minute duel.
THE HAPPY HOOKER demolished SULACCO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KATE BUSH was subdued by MEADOW VOLE in a popular 5 minute fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was handily defeated by COM DOT in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
DEBBIE DOES DM was overpowered by GORDIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GLORY was devastated by E AHO LAULA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DALI PARTON was demolished by MIGHTY MITE in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
TICKLE ME HOFFA devastated ACK VERT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EVERSTORM won victory over SIR VILE in a popular 1 minute struggle.
ED 209 was overpowered by GOOBATRON in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
JUST A JOB TO DO bested AVALANCHE in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
WOBBLENUT vanquished AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
UNBRIDLED was narrowly defeated by SOUND ADVICE in a 2 minute conflict.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was beaten by LARCENY in a 1 minute struggle.
PISTOL defeated MATA HARI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
50 SUCKS demolished COOKIE SNORT in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
PRORIARITY overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CORAL SNAKE vanquished JIMBY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
BLACK RHINO overpowered GLITTER MARKS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PIPE LAYER devastated SIMILDE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CULUBRA overpowered DIRT WORM in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
AXIS OF EVIL vanquished COUCH POTATO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided struggle.
MAX FACTOR demolished VICTOR CALDERONE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
WIMPY WIND was overpowered by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STRONGEST #3 was handily defeated by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NORAF vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
KHIRZA demolished PUDDING PARADE in a action packed 2 minute mismatched fray.
SIR ENE was subdued by JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
KING BEAR overpowered SPUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE LIMELIGHT demolished BLISS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN subdued PYGMY SHREW in a exciting 1 minute fray.
THE CURE was devastated by THERMODYNAMICS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
W.T. POOH won victory over TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 4 minute duel.
NEPHRON demolished LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SNIPE HUNTER vanquished DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROMUALD B TUNE demolished H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TWILO THUNDER overpowered XYLZ AREE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
F. TIM was overcome by FLESHRENDER in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
CARPET BURN overpowered GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DRIVEN overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
S. MARY ROSE was unbelievably bested by GLACIER in a popular 1 minute melee.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK won victory over SEVEN MARY THREE in a popular 1 minute struggle.
LETHE was overpowered by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
HOFFA viciously subdued TEDIOUS TED in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome bout.
SCORPIUS vanquished SLAKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE subdued TOXIK in a action packed 1 minute match.
VIOLENT VOLE defeated COL SALOMON in a 2 minute duel.
SACRED REICH slimly lost to POTOMACC in a popular 5 minute bloody fray.
LIL NOIR handily defeated CARNAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
LORD TAYLOR overpowered THE SPOTLIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
THE BUTCHER savagely defeated GEORGE STARK in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
EAGLES LAIR overpowered THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GOUT GOUT was overcome by JERICO in a 2 minute competition.
SYRANO BLOODBANE vanquished LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SWINGDADDY-O was overpowered by TOM THUMB in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLOYD B. RICK unbelievably bested FRIJOLE! in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SVAD BONEGRIN was bested by NOLAN ORGEL in a action packed 2 minute duel.
JAVELINO was handily defeated by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ADAM was overpowered by STEVEN SCIMITAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SYNDICATE was beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
WITCH devastated ALLEN WRENCH in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
RIBSPLITTER demolished CHIP ENSER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was devastated by GINA TAILIA in a 1 minute uneven match.
OBITER DICTA devastated SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GUNSLINGER was viciously subdued by EAGLE'S NEST in a popular 2 minute gory battle.
STARBREAKER was demolished by MY FAIR LADY in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PRIVATE PROPERTY was subdued by SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FRANK overcame JONES in a action packed 4 minute battle.
FLOYD was handily defeated by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SALENA WARSMITH beat ALL-BLACK ZEBRA in a popular 2 minute fight.
POOPIEHEAD overpowered STIGMA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  59         AIMED BLOW       117 -  88 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   34         LUNGING ATTACK   418 - 382 -  5      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 32         PARRY-STRIKE      32 -  30 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  52 -  3      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         SLASHING ATTACK  163 - 162 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     20         WALL OF STEEL    173 - 174 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         PARRY-LUNGE      104 - 111 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY      114 - 133 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  38 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   93 - 130 -  0      42  |

Turn 481 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        13 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 18         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 25     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 13         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 13         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     19 - 15     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE       10 - 10     
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   STONE KILLER 21-5245       47  13  1  272 NASTY MOB (4730)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    64  36  2  288 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
WALL OF STEEL    NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192      59  33  1  281 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     52  77 17  255 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
SLASHING ATTACK  PEEG 43-2613              142 134  3  234 TALES (2584)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          93  44  0  234 SIR AGLIO (2079)
STRIKING ATTACK  EARTHQUAKE 75-1663         95  69  3  211 FORCE OF NATURE (3331)
BASHING ATTACK   BLUNT FORCE 63-2186        45  19  2  210 CAR AND DRIVER (2133)
PARRY-STRIKE     SOUND ADVICE 38-3251       60  48  4  202 EAGLES CLAW (1613)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            58 104  0  170 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PISTOL 65-6205.  The ten other most popular fighters were POPE 5-4090, 
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735, VORTEX 75-1870, AVALANCHE 75-2213, ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, 
RABID DOG 82-1078, HOFFA 49-3185, POTOMACC 21-5489, MARK 5-4088, and SYNDICATE 
4-5952.

The least popular fighter this week was HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were STIGMA 4-5968, FLOYD 99-1041, GUNSLINGER 42-1587, SYSTEM 
OF A DOWN 38-4451, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, ADAM 7-4830, JAVELINO 56-3728, 
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921, LOCKED IN 32-4049, and THIRD OMEN 6-5862.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  POINT(27)            1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            5  5 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  2 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  3 0  ARVAT(32)            0  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         4  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  3 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  3  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        5  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        5  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  6 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       2  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    4  6 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)         11 16 0  RODEKI(42)           1 11 0  DWES EG(82)          8  7 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  VEASTIAN(43)         3  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           8  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           2  3 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLORY 1-6847                47  56  0  178  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            60  78  0  230  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         55  50  1  220  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 59  62  2  251  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            27  22  1  195  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              122  71  2  271  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 VELVET VIXEN 9-3275         40  42  0  195  LOST SOULS II (2309)       ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           93  44  0  234  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   28  28  0  143  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    31  39  0  170  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               24 128  5   53  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       63  32  2  228  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  16  2   56  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         32  35  1  129  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      83  74  6  261  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HAPPY JACK 19-4086          40  31  2  200  THE MOTHERSHIP (4176)      ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        47  13  1  272  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        43  22  0  224  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            17   9  1   69  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           24  22  1  129  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966      32  25  0  195  GET SMART (4066)           POINT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      46  39  0  188  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                52  70  0  190  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             38  36  1  181  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      28  10  1  191  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           75  56  0  165  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        47  57  0  187  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         56  59  2  209  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              68  22  1  225  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 SOUND ADVICE 38-3251        60  48  4  202  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         50 103  1  173  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           42  35  1  197  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   43  25  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               142 134  3  234  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            24   6  0  152  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711       23   3  0   97  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009)     ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               64  97  0  128  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              32  13  1  307  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JAVELINO 56-3728            27  17  0   64  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        20  16  0   73  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          39  34  0  261  BOXES (4147)               ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  51  33  0  200  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         45  19  2  210  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021      38  13  0  219  AND SO IT BEGINS (4306)    DAL SHANG
 NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192       59  33  1  281  FARFIGNEWTONS (2896)       FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     64  36  2  288  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BLACK RHINO 71-1834         54  40  1  207  EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452)  KYR'TERR
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          27   8  0  203  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 EARTHQUAKE 75-1663          95  69  3  211  FORCE OF NATURE (3331)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        40  46  1  177  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         50  32  3  240  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             39  22  5  277  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            32  31  4  255  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 FRIJOLE! 99-1214            10  13  3   68  BEAN MACHINE (5035)        SOUTH RIDGE