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Date : 02/15/2005 Duedate: 02/28/2005
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-483
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 3 1 0 75.0 12-GET SMART 27/4066 995 799 13 55.5
2 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929 25 13 0 65.8 MAIN COURSE 82/4440
DARQUE FORCES 31/4880 WORKING MEN 63/4752
DARQUE FORCES 72/4884 LOST SOULS II 9/2309
3 COLLEGE RADI 97/5054 734 424 9 63.4 GLADIATION FOLLY 22/4345
INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988 BLACK ATTACK 3/5044
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276 13 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430 307 252 2 54.9
THE MOTHERSHIP 19/4176 14 CARTOUCHE 51/3495 505 417 10 54.8
COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722 ALL THAT SLITHERS 65/4583
THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/5024 FORCE OF NATURE 75/3331
4 CORPS 74/3405 2643 1684 50 61.1 AND SO IT BEGINS 65/4306
BOY O'S 51/4027 EDGE OF EXTINCTION 71/4452
THE BEARS 62/3345 15-DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 43 37 0 53.8
NASTY MOB 21/4730 16-NATURAL BORN 96/5053 234 205 2 53.3
THE BEARS 35/2674 17 WATER DECK 24/4935 297 265 2 52.8
BABES 36/3876 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
5 THE JERKS 10/5022 106 69 0 60.6 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
6 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 67 44 1 60.4 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 18 QUBIT 10/4490 997 898 10 52.6
7 KA-POW! 15/3970 1175 779 13 60.1 VERMIN!! 82/4315
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
8 RAPTURE 82/4961 404 284 5 58.7 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
ENZYMES 16/4982 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
APPLE CIDER 21/4984 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
ENVENOMED 82/4693 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
I AM SUCK 82/4760 KNOT WHOLE 2/5047
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 19 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 40 36 0 52.6
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 20 BOXES 60/4147 1540 1391 18 52.5
MATMATICA 82/4965 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
I AM SUCK 97/5055 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
9 NIGHTMARES 99/4725 380 274 6 58.1 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
WHEN EAGLES DARE 17/4994 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 21 ENIGMA 62/4768 208 199 1 51.1
FARFIGNEWTONS 68/2896 ALCHEMY 18/4818
EAGLES CLAW 38/1613 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
SCRAGITARIOUS 21/3327 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
PANSY DIVISION 51/3406 THE ZOO 16/2721
INANIMATE TOFU 18/2769 22 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 757 752 6 50.2
10 PHILLY 82/4942 1561 1133 17 57.9 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
MY HEROES! 82/4199 BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800
SPORTZ! 4/4921 DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
REDUX 6 82/5045 23 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 634 632 9 50.1
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
11-MARVELOUS BA 65/3761 136 106 3 56.2 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970 THE ENTISH 42/2289
SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019 DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 BLUE BOAR INN 9/1174
24 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 21 21 0 50.0 WANDERERS 66/3622
25 BRETHREN OF 25/5058 2 2 0 50.0 39 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 177 224 0 44.1
26 LEGALESE 60/5016 234 240 3 49.4 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406
LEGALESE 75/4658 40 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 261 337 1 43.6
27-THE DEMOCRAT 22/4680 52 54 2 49.1 REDHORSE 56/3727
CARNAGE CANARIES 21/4734 41 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 57 76 0 42.9
28 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 225 237 2 48.7 CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 42 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 656 884 6 42.6
29 SEEING RED 26/5059 11 12 0 47.8 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
30 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 656 719 9 47.7 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
31 GIFTED 69/3978 848 961 9 46.9 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
ASYLUM 69/3722 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 43 WIDOWMAKERS 43/4836 20 28 0 41.7
NASTY PETS 82/4846 44-BEAN MACHINE 99/5035 5 7 0 41.7
32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 695 842 8 45.2 IAN'S CUTE TEAM 97/5056
33 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 113 138 1 45.0 45 LARGE LOSERS 5/5060 9 13 0 40.9
KILLING FLOOR 9/4954 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 82/5049
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 46 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 19 34 1 35.8
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 47 BROTHERHOOD 74/5048 41 74 0 35.7
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 TROJAN HORSE 82/5057
34 ELFQUEST 11/4928 66 81 0 44.9 48 MEN 29/4412 693 1298 12 34.8
SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866 JOHNS 5/3510
SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 TALES 43/2584
35 NINJAS 7/4241 72 89 2 44.7 STORIES 49/2835
GENOCIDE 51/4423 HABIT 78/4547
PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192 WHY KNOT 63/2669
THE WARRIORS 10/438 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
36 BIRDS 41/4735 209 262 3 44.4 MIKES 14/3982
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 49 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 76 160 0 32.2
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 50 BLUE MOON 9/3907 479 1018 4 32.0
RESCUE 77/3887 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
ERRATA 25/3564 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
ERRATUM 26/4945 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
37 THAT'S US 75/5046 24 30 0 44.4 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020
I'M HISTORY 5/5061 51 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 7 23 0 23.3
38 THE SHIRE 55/3139 265 336 2 44.1 52 KING'S KREW 42/4930 1 8 0 11.1
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning, my friends!
HOT HAZEL (98-608) (33-31-4,275) of JUNKYARD WARS TV challenged the puissant
lunger, STONE KILLER (21-5245) (48-13-1,285) of NASTY MOB. HOT HAZEL was devastated
by STONE KILLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. And so, Stone Killer remains
our Tower Guardian and he still hasn't written a column. It is rather distressing.
He's a dynamic fighter, looks like someone who would have something interesting to
say. We all want to hear his thoughts.
Top Waste MARCINKO (97-961) (40-22-5,293) of ROGUE WARRIOR TV challenged THE
BEAST (3-5547) (61-78-0,242) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. MARCINKO savagely defeated THE
BEAST in an exciting 18 minute gory Challenge melee. This was the longest fight of
the cycle, but as you can see, no one was bored. The Beast was our most challenged
warrior.
Center for Olds was avoided by Solaran Berserk. Well done.
Unfortunately a couple of warriors died this cycle. The first was the stand-in
who goes by the arena name of Fratsfa Slave (commemorating those sad days when slaves
were forced to fight in the arenas, at least in the Federation). CHEESE STEAK (82-
20346) (16-9-0,84) of PHILLY fought FRATSFA SLAVE (100-7) (0-0-0,0) of ARENA STAND-
INS. CHEESE STEAK butchered FRATSFA SLAVE in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
fray. Actually Fratsfa Slave is one of those self-righteous anti-Delarquan
activists. I have of course sent the little blond git a basket of chocolate and
fresh blueberries to ease the resurrection hangover. I don't play favorites. As for
our other death, it was suffered by a serious warrior. PELICAN (41-3949) (16-11-
0,40) of BIRDS challenged CHERRY 2000 (31-4994) (18-9-0,67) of NUMBERS GAME. PELICAN
was slaughtered by CHERRY 2000 in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
Pelican assured me, while nibbling his chocolate, that death is no less bitter if you
were the one who issued the challenge.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE (98-809) (28-21-4,209) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged top
Striker HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (115-158-2,190) of SAND DANCERS. FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE
was defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict. The poor CR
warrior made the mistake of showing up for the fight in a simple knitted shirt and a
pair of practice leggings. You can't beat Ho-Chan dressed like that. Our famous
striker was wearing some sort of electric blue kichai with, I think, orange dots on
it. The pants were some kind of swirling blue and orange pattern. Black boots with
a glittering fringe. It was one of his wilder outfits and the clashing colors
literally danced in front of one's eyes, leaving a trail of color as our top Striker
leaped around the arena. I wouldn't say it was up to Ho-Chan's standard of taste,
but it was an effective exercise in combat couture. Fountains kept shaking his head,
passing his hand in front of his eyes as though to clear his vision, and more than
once missed his target. The crowd loved it. As usual, Ho-Chan is our overall
popularity leader.
This week's favorite is Nick Nitro. NICK NITRO (60-4767) (37-43-0,191) of
ARADI'S DEAD challenged W.T. POOH (33-4430) (76-56-0,192) of SNOTZI'S II. NICK NITRO
was unbelievably bested by W.T. POOH in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
Our two least popular warriors this cycle made a poor attempt at a scumfest.
Only thirteen minutes? Come on! SURFER ROSA (97-1192) (10-1-3,34) of COLLEGE RADIO
challenged MAGENTA (3-5711) (47-77-0,51) of TRANSVESTITES. SURFER ROSA savagely
defeated MAGENTA in a tiresome 13 minute bloody Challenge fray. Magenta enjoys the
dubious honor of being the very least liked warrior of the cycle.
That's about it, and here's some advice. Every few years, go through your
belongings and throw out or give away some stuff. Only keep what is useful and what
you love. Discard or repair anything broken. Don't leave it all until you have to
move and don't want to take the time to sort.
With best wishes for the coming cycle,
Galen Shanmarrik of the Valamantis Shanmarriks
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STONE KILLER 21-5245 49 13 1 297 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NUNZIO 51-4799 32 13 1 307 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
BELIAL 7-3838 124 71 2 299 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
MARCINKO 97-961 41 22 5 298 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 73 40 1 294 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 85 74 6 280 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 95 44 0 269 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
-DANGER BOX 60-4963 39 34 0 261 BOXES (4147) ARADI
PEEG 43-2613 144 134 3 257 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 52 77 17 255 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 40 13 0 254 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CORAL SNAKE 65-5017 35 14 1 251 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
VIGO 18-6086 33 12 0 248 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
GORDON 36-4536 70 22 1 247 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
SORROW 1-2863 53 31 2 246 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 35 36 0 245 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 35 18 0 245 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
SIDAHS 77-176 43 31 3 244 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 83 57 0 242 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VORTEX 75-1870 84 77 0 240 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
NEVERMORE 1-5260 38 33 2 239 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 57 50 1 237 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 41 37 0 230 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 34 26 1 229 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
-SIRTON 82-9190 23 10 0 227 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 46 26 0 224 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 35 17 1 222 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 80 53 1 218 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
TSUNAMI 75-2214 41 17 2 218 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEARSAY 75-2721 34 30 3 218 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
DOMINO 17-3227 65 48 2 217 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 59 28 1 216 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 52 49 2 216 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 57 62 0 215 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
COM DOT 65-6217 57 37 0 215 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
QRAPPY 10-4761 52 62 1 215 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
LANCELOT 25-3794 47 41 2 215 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 28 8 0 215 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
-VELVET VIXEN 9-3275 41 42 0 214 LOST SOULS II (2309) ZUKAL
GORDIAN 63-2104 33 22 0 213 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
LADY LUCK 18-2925 57 44 1 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLISS 74-2940 38 24 0 212 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
ARCOS 13-3373 37 67 2 212 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POPE 5-4090 60 63 2 210 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 59 35 1 210 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) FIREHOLD
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 58 41 1 210 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
EVERSTORM 69-641 59 55 2 208 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
JIMBY 42-3777 54 50 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 116 158 2 207 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 57 60 2 207 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
PRORIARITY 21-4159 53 40 3 206 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
ACK VERT 18-7429 43 32 1 206 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 58 57 0 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 74 41 0 204 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
NAVIGATOR 63-2068 40 37 0 204 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
PEACE 19-4280 35 41 2 204 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
-KING BEAR 35-3629 33 18 2 204 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
EARTHQUAKE 75-1663 96 70 3 203 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
MAELSTROM 75-2202 67 33 1 203 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
THE BEAST 3-5547 61 79 0 203 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 52 34 0 203 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
OX MULDER 62-3121 46 25 0 203 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
-CARNIVOROUS CANARY 21-1509 34 22 2 203 CARNAGE CANARIES (4734) SUNSET
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 19 1 0 203 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
-SOUND ADVICE 38-3251 60 48 4 202 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
STONEWALL 25-3895 40 44 2 202 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
SIDON 31-3712 38 25 2 202 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
W.T. POOH 33-4430 77 56 0 200 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PSYCHOPATH 69-8746 53 44 0 200 ASYLUM (3722) CIMMERIAC
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 44 23 0 200 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-HAPPY JACK 19-4086 40 31 2 200 THE MOTHERSHIP (4176) ZUWAYZA
-THERMODYNAMICS 27-3966 32 26 0 200 GET SMART (4066) POINT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NORAF 82-3856 25 15 0 200 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
RABID DOG 82-1078 22 18 0 200 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 78 67 1 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 56 50 3 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
HOT HAZEL 98-608 33 32 4 199 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 31 34 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLONDIE 36-5723 28 24 1 199 BABES (3876) JHANS
SONORA MOUNTAIN 65-5873 35 25 1 198 ALL THAT SLITHERS (4583) DAL SHANG
-LAME AIM 22-5656 27 26 1 198 GLADIATION FOLLY (4345) SOLVEN
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 64 33 2 197 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 43 21 0 197 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
50 SUCKS 60-4129 79 40 2 196 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 52 50 1 196 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 46 20 2 196 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 38 36 0 196 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
AVALANCHE 75-2213 35 21 1 196 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
KRARSHT 21-750 32 25 3 196 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
ASH 17-6145 24 7 1 196 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 45 34 1 195 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-GRAY WIND 6-5201 27 22 1 195 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 65 37 2 194 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 50 34 3 194 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 44 0 194 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
PISTOL 65-6205 51 46 1 193 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 41 50 0 193 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
POTOMACC 21-5489 31 22 0 193 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
KHIRZA 7-1862 125 142 3 192 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
BURST 25-3654 44 35 1 192 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911 35 16 0 192 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
CARPET BURN 3-5698 45 45 0 191 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-BEAUTIFUL THING 51-3874 43 40 1 191 PANSY DIVISION (3406) TRICORUS
GOOBATRON 7-5026 34 26 1 191 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 29 11 1 191 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 28 22 4 191 COLLEGE RADIO (4722) SYVYN'S HILL
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 25 23 0 191 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 20 27 2 191 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 62 67 0 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 35 22 1 190 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
JACKASS 21-4526 30 32 0 190 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 33 39 0 189 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
UNBRIDLED 15-3923 54 42 1 188 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 48 45 1 188 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 41 47 1 188 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
EVE 72-4596 18 5 0 188 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 33 23 0 187 NINJAS (4241) BONSUR
HATSHEPSUT 51-4157 65 83 1 186 CARTOUCHE (3495) TRICORUS
TIME SQUARE 65-4637 37 19 0 186 BIG APPLE MENACE (3276) DAL SHANG
LIL NOIR 62-3311 27 13 1 186 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
SIMILDE 51-4248 59 105 0 185 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
JOHN 29-4177 53 71 0 185 MEN (4412) LAPUR
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 48 58 0 184 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
-PIPE LAYER 63-2406 35 19 0 184 WORKING MEN (4752) AMEN-TEI
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 28 13 2 184 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DOAMER 18-2265 36 33 1 183 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DALI PARTON 18-3274 46 60 3 182 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 32 43 1 182 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GLACIER 75-2046 87 45 3 181 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 45 48 1 181 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
SMEAGOL 51-2514 36 32 0 181 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 44 43 5 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 31 36 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CULUBRA 10-235 59 80 0 179 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 53 42 3 179 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 46 41 0 179 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GLORY 1-6847 48 57 0 178 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 43 27 1 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MATA HARI 41-3812 42 37 1 178 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
SULACCO 4-5128 30 34 2 177 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
KATE BUSH 18-1413 84 61 0 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 51 53 1 176 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
JACOB 10-233 65 80 3 175 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
STILLWATER 25-3762 31 59 0 174 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NEPHRON 30-4147 38 38 1 173 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
SIR VILE 10-4754 36 34 1 173 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 27 14 3 173 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
HOFFA 49-3185 66 97 0 172 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 43 32 1 172 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
DRIVEN 63-2398 31 8 1 172 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 22 10 1 172 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 31 43 3 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THE CURE 38-4085 29 14 1 171 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 42 32 1 170 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 25 9 0 170 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG
SPUTTER 82-15095 39 24 1 169 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
ED 209 5-3955 34 41 4 169 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
FLESHRENDER 43-1108 34 29 0 169 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
SIR ENE 10-4360 56 44 3 168 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
BLACK RHINO 71-1834 54 42 1 168 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 61 59 2 166 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 33 23 0 165 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LARCENY 75-2720 37 33 0 163 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
QUICKBEAM 42-1955 25 19 0 163 THE ENTISH (2289) RODEKI
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 26 10 0 161 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
STRONGEST #3 40-173 50 105 1 160 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
GIMLI 51-2415 41 35 2 160 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 51 30 0 159 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 60 66 4 157 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
TWILO THUNDER 60-5225 37 27 1 155 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 36 41 0 155 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EAGLES LAIR 17-6310 18 8 1 155 WHEN EAGLES DARE (4994) ALJAFIR
SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 25 13 0 153 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 41 34 1 148 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 29 29 0 148 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
CREME A. SHUN 17-6152 20 15 1 147 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
CHIP 60-4413 11 11 1 147 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
SODOM 31-4368 26 11 1 146 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
TOXIK 9-4704 18 9 0 144 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL
GIL-GALAD 9-2335 39 35 0 143 BLUE BOAR INN (1174) ZUKAL
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 16 10 1 143 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
-ROBERT BYRD 22-6039 24 18 1 141 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
MY FAIR LADY 5-3739 19 3 0 140 DAPHNE'S LADIES (55) KALTOS
SLAKE 82-12993 12 9 0 140 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 32 92 1 139 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
NYM 46-2086 25 16 1 139 DURIN'S FOLK (2148) ARDIVENT
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 24 24 1 139 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580 21 14 2 139 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 12 8 0 139 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG
UNOC 82-12676 17 12 0 138 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
MARK 5-4088 41 82 2 136 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358 24 10 0 132 INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 19 26 0 131 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889 25 19 0 130 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 42 55 0 129 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLUE 19-4647 19 11 0 129 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
BUBBA 7-4833 28 61 0 128 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
LACHES 60-5642 28 25 0 128 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
CARNAL 21-5388 36 29 0 127 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
SAMWISE GAMGEE 51-3089 27 22 2 127 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
SCORPIUS 45-3752 24 8 0 127 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
RUG BURN 18-3702 28 48 4 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PATRIOT 82-11164 22 24 1 126 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
LETHE 9-4782 38 41 2 125 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285 23 16 2 124 THE SHIRE (3139) KHALANI
F. TIM 78-2315 38 46 1 123 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-SACRED REICH 38-3669 33 24 2 122 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-FRIED CHICKEN 82-7661 32 20 0 120 MAIN COURSE (4440) DWES EG
COL SALOMON 17-5290 32 37 1 119 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 31 19 0 118 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
AKLAR 62-3700 23 19 1 117 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 27 19 1 114 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 29 26 0 109 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-LUCIUS 29-4406 27 24 3 108 EQUESTORS (1376) LAPUR
SUPERIOR II 75-760 20 5 3 108 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
FRANK 3-5707 46 80 1 103 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
THE SPOTLIGHT 60-6329 26 20 1 103 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
GOLDWRAP 82-11886 13 2 0 102 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 34 42 0 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HO HUM HO 18-7884 30 25 3 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
FLOYD B. RICK 46-3711 24 4 0 100 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT
CROCONAW 24-4475 19 9 1 100 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
-YELLOW PIKE 2-5031 16 51 1 100 THE GOLDEN FISH (4367) NIANIA
-TOM THUMB 35-3791 16 3 1 100 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-TEDIOUS TED 38-4133 27 13 2 99 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
JERICO 7-4862 24 58 0 99 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 18 8 0 95 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
GEORGE STARK 42-1589 23 29 0 94 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI
STARBREAKER 32-4039 22 6 1 94 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-STILTZ 43-4265 20 34 0 94 THE FAMILY (3772) VEASTIAN
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 17 8 1 94 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
NEUROMANCER 5-2757 24 17 0 93 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
CHERRY 2000 31-4994 19 9 1 92 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 24 9 3 89 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
NICKEL 26-4240 22 20 0 89 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 21 9 2 89 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 21 19 1 88 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 27 22 0 87 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 21 16 0 86 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 19 1 0 86 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 17 9 1 86 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
LOCKED IN 32-4049 20 12 1 84 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-NANCY PELOSI 22-6076 21 13 3 83 THE DEMOCRATS (4680) SOLVEN
SUICIDE 21-4832 9 2 1 82 APPLE CIDER (4984) SUNSET
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 26 21 0 80 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-PUD #5A 82-20722 20 18 0 78 MORE NEW TEAMS 1 (5049) DWES EG
OBITER DICTA 60-5860 22 24 1 76 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
JONES 14-1283 25 129 5 75 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-CYCLONE 60-6816 20 14 1 75 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
-ONE-EYE TEO 78-2426 17 24 0 75 SAND DANCERS (2368) LIN TIRIAN
-CAPTAIN AWESOME 65-5210 21 11 3 74 MARVELOUS BASTARDS (3761) DAL SHANG
MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 13 5 0 74 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
ADAM 7-4830 25 64 2 72 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KHELEK UZBAD 46-2163 22 14 0 72 DURIN'S FOLK (2148) ARDIVENT
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397 22 8 0 72 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
FLOYD 99-1041 13 11 4 72 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
WILLY T MAC 82-5925 7 5 0 72 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
-SYNDICATE 4-5952 17 8 1 71 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
FREDERICK DOUGLASS 5-4424 17 5 1 70 I'M HISTORY (5061) KALTOS
FATTY BOLGER 55-2284 24 19 0 69 THE SHIRE (3139) KHALANI
GANDALF 66-2684 26 35 1 68 WANDERERS (3622) TARRGIR
SKYWISE 11-5687 24 29 1 68 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
FINALITY 82-4063 13 7 0 68 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271 21 12 1 67 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
TALON 46-3692 17 12 3 66 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT
-CATLOW 33-6990 19 7 1 65 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 19 10 1 65 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
MEET DEATH 18-4854 16 15 0 65 INANIMATE TOFU (2769) TALCAMA
DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209 16 7 0 65 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
SCRAG 82-1704 7 1 0 65 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 28 20 0 64 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT
STEVEN SCIMITAR 38-4455 21 3 1 63 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 20 4 1 63 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
-VASSAL 18-7637 25 14 2 62 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 24 21 1 62 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
SHAGRAT 51-3405 21 19 1 62 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
GUNSLINGER 42-1587 20 27 2 62 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 21 14 0 61 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RIBSPLITTER 43-4330 19 18 1 60 WIDOWMAKERS (4836) VEASTIAN
-STIGMA 4-5968 18 7 1 60 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
-MYSTIC 19-4348 14 15 3 60 ANARCHY (4527) ZUWAYZA
-WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 7 3 0 59 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG
ADOBE 17-6033 28 11 0 55 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
ARGINASE 16-4137 7 3 1 54 ENZYMES (4982) WILLAF
-FIRE 26-4177 16 5 0 53 SEEING RED (5059) CALEAM
-ALLEN WRENCH 63-2209 24 25 1 51 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
-MANUTE BOL 5-4233 15 6 0 51 LARGE LOSERS (5060) KALTOS
TITANIA 65-5835 16 11 0 50 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 20 32 1 49 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
MANTISSA 82-9324 9 2 0 48 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
-AGLIBOL 12-5848 14 5 0 47 DARKMOON (4240) RIZTAB
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 11 1 5 47 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 19 18 2 46 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SLY 97-1279 10 2 8 46 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
WOLVERINE 82-6651 0 4 0 46 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 37 37 0 45 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
SURFER ROSA 97-1192 11 1 3 45 COLLEGE RADIO (5054) SHADOW GROVE
CHIP ENSER 62-4140 14 16 2 44 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS
LEGOLAS 51-3349 25 22 4 42 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 20 17 2 42 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF
PELICAN 41-3949 16 12 0 40 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
MAGENTA 3-5711 47 78 0 37 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
GINA TAILIA 21-4817 15 11 0 37 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 25 16 0 36 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-BLACK ARCANUM 63-2509 3 2 0 34 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 (5024) AMEN-TEI
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 31 49 0 33 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ELFSTONE 51-3268 22 38 1 33 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
ANIMATE TOFU 21-5454 11 4 0 33 SCRAGITARIOUS (3327) SUNSET
-SCRAG 96-1173 8 2 4 30 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 21 75 0 29 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-JOHN 96-1187 6 4 4 26 NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053) OLD VALAMANTIS
COCAINE 78-2311 25 63 0 24 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-BUNNY SNOOKUMS 97-1310 3 7 3 19 IAN'S CUTE TEAM (5056) SHADOW GROVE
2 INAROW 82-22945 2 1 0 11 REDUX 6 (5045) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
FRATSFA SLAVE 100-7 0 1 0 1 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 483
PELICAN 41-3949 16 12 0 BIRDS 4735 CHERRY 2000 31-4994 483
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Earthquake -- I was very surprised to beat you. Yeah, I have more experience, but at
our levels of veteranhood it shouldn't matter. And your record is so much better!
Well, glad to win anyhow. -- Khirza
Pipe Bomb -- If that's cooking, I want no part of it. Plain old hash will do for me.
-- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. Damned new-fangled dishes....
Lord Taylor -- How intimidating you are. (yawn) Lords don't impress me. A blade in
the guts is another matter. -- Xylz Aree
The Limelight -- But what if I'd rather have lemon? -- Similde
Stillwater -- Better watch out for stagnation there. -- Glory
Wall of Glass -- Glass jaw, glass ribs, glass limbs.... -- Lethe
Third Omen -- Wow, does that mean I get to retire, or is the city going to be
destroyed at noon? -- Nolan Orgel
Squeeze Cheese -- Yuck. Ick. Ptui. Disgusting. -- Chip Enser
50 Sucks -- Who, me, or my manager? Old enough to know better, both of us. -- Ho-Chan
WT -- I can clearly see your honey pot from way down here. Still sweet, my pooh? --
#3
Similde -- I would smile if you would teach me a skill. -- #3
Galen -- Keep on booing me and I will come into the stands to shut you up for good!
-- #3
15 January 2005
BR 4 is upon us! First turn is due on 1/29/05. Many thanks to RSI for helping
supply a great prize for the winner and those who meet the 90% endurance criteria.
Winning prize: 6 months free play, a +1 bonus potion, a limited damage potion,
a favorites knowledge potion, a minor stat-switch prize, and renaming a Dark Arena
creature.
Endurance prizes: a +1 bonus potion to all teams that fight 90% of the possible
fights during the contest.
For details, visit Talcama's newletter or
http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br4
To join, simply bring a team to DM 18, announce your entry in the personals, and
follow the very simple rule of not avoiding!
31 January 2005
My fellow duelists I come before you bearing a sad and unfortunate message.
Several months ago our group, the Vendetta Cartel, had lost contact with one of our
friends. Since he was in contact or correspondence on an almost daily basis there
was concern amongst us. With some research two of our members discovered why contact
was lost with him.
On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked. He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill. You may have known Rich as Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest ; richh10 on the RT;
or gameogre on the Duel2 messageboard. You may not have known that he spent 13 years
serving the United States in the Navy.
Rich dearly loved this game and all it encompassed. He may not have been the
best or most experienced manager but he loved to interact with others and was quick
to offer advice whenever anyone asked for help. He was always kind and gracious and
tried to strengthen our game, often by helping new players feel welcome or give them
a chance to compete. With his prolific posting I know that I am simply speaking the
obvious about what he did for our game. Many, like me, were drawn to him, perhaps
for his kind nature or his sense of humor, and it appears he lived his life as he
played this game. Always willing to help or do right by others.
I realize that he had many friends outside the VC so I will include the link to
the news story in case any of his other friends would like to know more of what
happened. We're all dealt a hand in life but it's not the strength of the hand
you're dealt but rather how you play it that really matters. Rich played his hand to
the very best of his human ability and for this I admire him greatly. I know we all
choose to like or dislike managers but I believe deep down we are all good and
decent, in this game, and will drop party (alliance) lines and will show the proper
respect.
http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041112/news_7m12clerk.html
Rich was taken from us all to soon and with so much left to offer the community
around him. He spoke of a desire to run a contest on the Duel2 site which I hope to
uphold in his name. Some of the people I have spoken with think it would be a nice
gesture to do one final good act in Rich's name, though it could never match what he
would've done within his community, for his community of San Diego. I hope that with
this contest we might raise a little money to donate to an appropriate charity within
San Diego in his name.
In conclusion I send a message to Rich:
"Rich, though I'm sure you gathered this I never really told you how much I
admired you and what a friend I considered you. I thank you for being my voice of
reason and always reminding me of why we both loved this game so much! You have
taught me one final valuable lesson in learning more of you. There are things far
more valuable in life than material possessions such as character and kindness. That
nothing going on in your life means that you cannot find a way to be kind and giving
to others. We always spoke of meeting someday and until we finally do know that you
will live on in with me and the rest of your brothers and sisters in the Cartel:
Master Darque, Kat, Bum, Sensei Jan, Maximillian, Hammer, Fizban, Firehawk, Phat
Phat. You increased all of our enjoyment of this game, you were a true ambassador of
Duelmasters, and the game will not be quite the same without you. A farewell battle
cry from the ZalCon: 'Confusion to our enemies'. May your soul rest in peace, my
friend."
Should anyone wish to correspond about Rich feel free to contact myself, or
anyone else within the Vendetta Cartel.
Street Legal
Jeff Bura
The Death Squad(63) in Tobir or triumph1971@hotmail.com
31 January 2005
Be it known throughout Alastari that Hammer is no longer a member of the
Vendetta Cartel alliance.
A difference of opinion with another highly respected member of the VC due to my
recent vocal actions in DM 47 can only be resolved by my resignation from the VC as
of January 29, 2005.
I leave of my own accord, in good standing with all members and with no hard
feelings towards anyone in the Vendetta Cartel.
There was a time when I felt that my membership in the VC made the alliance
stronger. I know that my resignation today makes the Vendetta Cartel a stronger
alliance with my absence. -- Hammer
1 February 2005
St. Valentine's Massacre update
My apologies, the Kill Contest starting on turn 476 in Jhans will run for 10 (ten)
turns ending on turn number 486.
Azrael
5 February 2005
On behalf of the ILLUMINATI Confederation of Alliances (The kLk, CHAOS, Inc. and The
Company of Brothers) I would like to express our sympathies concerning the tragic
loss of Rich Hammes to both the DM community and to the real life world. Surely our
loss has been Heaven's gain. -- Talon Darkhart, deeply sorrowful
kLk God of War, Illuminati Alliance, Puppetmaster
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOT HAZEL was devastated by STONE KILLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
MARCINKO savagely defeated THE BEAST in a exciting 18 minute gory Challenge melee.
KOGITSUNE MARU vanquished KHIRZA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
OX MULDER was defeated by VIGO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
BELIAL slimly won victory over POPE in a popular 5 minute bloody Challenge duel.
NEVERMORE beat BLUNT FORCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SORROW overpowered 50 SUCKS in a action packed 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NICK NITRO was unbelievably bested by W.T. POOH in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
TIME SQUARE was defeated by MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
BLONDIE was unbelievably bested by HEARSAY in a popular 3 minute Challenge bout.
KEOKOTAH was subdued by PEACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
AFRICAN GREY was handily defeated by PEEG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BURST slimly lost to COUCH POTATO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody Challenge bout.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK overpowered VICTOR CALDERONE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAX FACTOR overcame NORAF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge bout.
JOHNNY B GOODE was devastated by MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SIDON overpowered JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was defeated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
STRONGEST #3 was devastated by SIMILDE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EVE overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
SODOM handily defeated DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THE BUTCHER overpowered SEVEN MARY THREE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE BISMARCK defeated SLAKE in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
SCORPIUS was overpowered by GLITTER MARKS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
CROCONAW beat NICKEL in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
SURFER ROSA savagely defeated MAGENTA in a tiresome 13 minute bloody Challenge fray.
PELICAN was slaughtered by CHERRY 2000 in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRIVATE PROPERTY was vanquished by SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! demolished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOCKED IN overpowered ADOBE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MICHELLE RROSTARR devastated DOAMER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SATOSHI KUNO was devastated by BLISS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided battle.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE handily defeated CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE LIMELIGHT was demolished by LYTA ALEXANDER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIR VIVOR savagely defeated NAIMT BACKRUB in a popular 6 minute bloody duel.
YELLOWJACKET was demolished by E AHO LAULA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CORAL SNAKE overpowered DARQ SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORDON vanquished STONEWALL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
PISTOL was handily defeated by VORTEX in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JOHN HOLMES viciously subdued PRORIARITY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome match.
PARADISE PARROT was handily defeated by ONE NIGHT STAND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SPOTTED PONY demolished ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SIDAHS handily defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RONALD REAGAN was vanquished by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
ROAD TO DAKAR was demolished by WOBBLENUT in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
GLORY was devastated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KATE BUSH was demolished by STANLEY'S CUP in a 2 minute gory mismatched battle.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was devastated by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 2 minute one-sided match.
THE HAPPY HOOKER overpowered SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LADY LUCK devastated WIMPY WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIPE BOMB viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
ALVIN YORK overpowered GIMLI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DOMINO handily defeated KRARSHT in a popular 5 minute gory mismatched bout.
DIRT WORM devastated LORD TAYLOR in a action packed 3 minute uneven match.
ACK VERT beat EBONSKAITH in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
LARCENY was vanquished by S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
TSUNAMI savagely defeated ARENAMASTER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
AVALANCHE was bested by QRAPPY in a 2 minute match.
MAELSTROM vanquished COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SNIPE HUNTER savagely defeated MERIADOC BRANDYBUCK in a popular 3 minute gory match.
EARTHQUAKE overpowered VAL BEMERIKI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
JACKASS devastated IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
SULACCO was demolished by ASH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLACK RHINO was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PSYCHOPATH handily defeated NEPHRON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TICKLE ME HOFFA was viciously subdued by LANCELOT in a action packed 2 minute match.
EVERSTORM overpowered SIR VILE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
UNBRIDLED was handily defeated by GORDIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
AXIS OF EVIL devastated FLESHRENDER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SONORA MOUNTAIN demolished JACOB in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
ARCOS demolished SIR ENE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NAVIGATOR devastated JIM PENGOUIN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE vanquished HATSHEPSUT in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
PYGMY SHREW was vanquished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GOOBATRON viciously subdued STILLWATER in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
LINDA LOVELACE overpowered THE CURE in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was beaten by POTOMACC in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
JIMBY vanquished QUICKBEAM in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
CULUBRA was devastated by RABID DOG in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
MATA HARI was viciously subdued by CARPET BURN in a popular 7 minute bloody bout.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was devastated by LIL NOIR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DEBBIE DOES DM was overpowered by H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
DALI PARTON vanquished PEREGRIN TOOK in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ED 209 subdued RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute duel.
AUDIE MURPHY won victory over XYLZ AREE in a action packed 2 minute fray.
DRIVEN overpowered LETHE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE demolished FRODO SON OF DROGO in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SUDSY DEODORANT devastated VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
TWILO THUNDER was savagely defeated by HOFFA in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
GLACIER devastated BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven match.
SMEAGOL handily defeated BLUE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SPUTTER overcame RUG BURN in a 2 minute match.
UNOC viciously subdued COL SALOMON in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
SAMWISE GAMGEE was savagely defeated by CREME A. SHUN in a 1 minute contest.
PATRIOT vanquished GEORGE STARK in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
TOXIK devastated SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GIL-GALAD was vanquished by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHIP overpowered THE SPOTLIGHT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARNAL viciously subdued FLOYD B. RICK in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
MY FAIR LADY devastated F. TIM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FRANK was beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute duel.
NYM was bested by EAGLES LAIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
LACHES luckily beat AKLAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER was vanquished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MARK was unbelievably bested by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 5 minute competition.
HO HUM HO vanquished OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
JERICO savagely defeated WOLVERINE in a 2 minute brutal bout.
GOLDWRAP overpowered SLY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUPERIOR II overpowered KHELEK UZBAD in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ARGINASE beat ALL-BLACK ZEBRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome battle.
SUICIDE savagely defeated FINALITY in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
MARCH MADNESS won victory over POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory bout.
GINA TAILIA was overpowered by GANDALF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
NEUROMANCER demolished FATTY BOLGER in a exciting 3 minute uneven struggle.
LIPPS MCFRENZY demolished SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANIMATE TOFU was savagely defeated by MANTISSA in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SWEATCAKE was vanquished by DRAUGHT DODGER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GOUT GOUT bested JONES in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
TITANIA was devastated by FREDERICK DOUGLASS in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
COCAINE lost to LEGOLAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
NOLAN ORGEL was vanquished by ADAM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
SCRAG vanquished SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched struggle.
CHIP ENSER was overpowered by WILLY T MAC in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THIRD OMEN devastated SHAGRAT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MEET DEATH was overpowered by CUP O'PIZZA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ELFSTONE was vanquished by TALON in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was defeated by FLOYD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory contest.
SKYWISE handily defeated 2 INAROW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHEESE STEAK butchered FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIBSPLITTER was handily defeated by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was demolished by GUNSLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FUZZY BUZZCUT unbelievably bested STEVEN SCIMITAR in a popular 3 minute bloody battle.
SWINGDADDY-O handily defeated EAGLE'S NEST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STARBREAKER demolished SHYLAYLA MINOR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 76 AIMED BLOW 122 - 98 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 37 LUNGING ATTACK 412 - 381 - 6 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 35 PARRY-STRIKE 33 - 32 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 29 SLASHING ATTACK 171 - 166 - 1 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 24 PARRY-LUNGE 106 - 108 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 20 WALL OF STEEL 171 - 177 - 0 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 TOTAL PARRY 119 - 126 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 57 - 3 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 31 - 37 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 STRIKING ATTACK 84 - 121 - 0 41 |
Turn 483 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 16 - 13 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 19 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 17 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 36 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 12 - 12 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK STONE KILLER 21-5245 49 13 1 297 NASTY MOB (4730)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 124 71 2 299 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
WALL OF STEEL MARCINKO 97-961 41 22 5 298 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 95 44 0 269 SIR AGLIO (2079)
SLASHING ATTACK PEEG 43-2613 144 134 3 257 TALES (2584)
PARRY-LUNGE NEVERMORE 1-5260 38 33 2 239 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BLISS 74-2940 38 24 0 212 BLADE ZEN (4492)
STRIKING ATTACK HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 116 158 2 207 SAND DANCERS (2258)
BASHING ATTACK BLUNT FORCE 63-2186 46 20 2 196 CAR AND DRIVER (2133)
PARRY-STRIKE LIL NOIR 62-3311 27 13 1 186 ENIGMA (4768)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was NICK NITRO 60-4767. The ten other most popular fighters were TIME
SQUARE 65-4637, CARPET BURN 3-5698, NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192, FRANK 3-5707, THE BEAST
3-5547, PIPE BOMB 82-8012, LANCELOT 25-3794, BLISS 74-2940, JOHN HOLMES 69-7255, and
GOOBATRON 7-5026.
The least popular fighter this week was MAGENTA 3-5711. The other ten least popular
fighters were SURFER ROSA 97-1192, EAGLE'S NEST 38-4271, RIBSPLITTER 43-4330,
ELFSTONE 51-3268, SHAGRAT 51-3405, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, TITANIA 65-5835, SWEATCAKE
18-8217, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451, and ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 5 0 KHALANI(55) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 4 4 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 4 8 0
JHELUM(4) 4 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 4 0
KALTOS(5) 5 2 0 LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 4 3 0
BONSUR(7) 4 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 3 0 1 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 ARVAT(32) 2 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 3 5 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 KYR'TERR(71) 0 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 6 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 8 2 0
MALCORN(15) 0 3 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 4 2 0 RODEKI(42) 6 7 0 DWES EG(82) 12 8 1
TALCAMA(18) 14 13 0 VEASTIAN(43) 2 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 7 5 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 3 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 3 8 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 53 31 2 246 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 80 53 1 218 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 57 50 1 237 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 60 63 2 210 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 17 8 1 94 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 124 71 2 299 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
TOXIK 9-4704 18 9 0 144 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 95 44 0 269 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 29 29 0 148 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 33 39 0 189 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
ARCOS 13-3373 37 67 2 212 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 25 129 5 75 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 64 33 2 197 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 41 34 1 148 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
DOMINO 17-3227 65 48 2 217 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 85 74 6 280 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 35 41 2 204 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 49 13 1 297 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 44 23 0 200 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
CROCONAW 24-4475 19 9 1 100 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
LANCELOT 25-3794 47 41 2 215 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 58 41 1 210 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 32 43 1 182 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 53 71 0 185 MEN (4412) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 38 38 1 173 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
SIDON 31-3712 38 25 2 202 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 29 11 1 191 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 77 56 0 200 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 48 58 0 184 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 57 60 2 207 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 70 22 1 247 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
THE CURE 38-4085 29 14 1 171 EAGLES CLAW (1613) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 50 105 1 160 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 20 27 2 191 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 54 50 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 144 134 3 257 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
SCORPIUS 45-3752 24 8 0 127 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
NYM 46-2086 25 16 1 139 DURIN'S FOLK (2148) ARDIVENT
HOFFA 49-3185 66 97 0 172 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911 35 16 0 192 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285 23 16 2 124 THE SHIRE (3139) KHALANI
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 35 36 0 245 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 52 34 0 203 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 33 22 0 213 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
LYTA ALEXANDER 65-5021 40 13 0 254 AND SO IT BEGINS (4306) DAL SHANG
GANDALF 66-2684 26 35 1 68 WANDERERS (3622) TARRGIR
NAIMT BACKRUB 68-7192 59 35 1 210 FARFIGNEWTONS (2896) FIREHOLD
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 73 40 1 294 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
PARADISE PARROT 71-1735 41 50 0 193 EDGE OF EXTINCTION (4452) KYR'TERR
EVE 72-4596 18 5 0 188 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 28 8 0 215 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
VORTEX 75-1870 84 77 0 240 FORCE OF NATURE (3331) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIDAHS 77-176 43 31 3 244 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 41 47 1 188 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 41 37 0 230 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 11 1 5 47 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 41 22 5 298 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
HOT HAZEL 98-608 33 32 4 199 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
FLOYD 99-1041 13 11 4 72 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
Name-Change-O-Rama
The winter tourney brought a lot of people to the Isle who didn't appear there
normally. This included Commission employees. Half a dozen arenamasters regarded
each other warily in the mirror behind the bar at the Pig in a Haystack. The Pig was
obscure and mediocre, drawing few gladiators, which is what they had all been looking
for. They saw gladiators every day. Most arenamaster were convinced that this was
some kind of punishment.
You could always pick out the arenamasters in a crowd. There were superficial
differences: One of these had clearly Adantri features, one wore an eye-patch, two
were female. But there were, in significant ways, alike. The same size, the same
hair-trigger alertness, the same deadliness.
The one-eyed man broke the ice, raising his beer mug in salute. "I'm Zrof One-
Eye from Zukal. Sugar of Arvat--" One of the women bowed slightly. "I know Sugar.
The rest of you...?"
The Adantri matched his salute. "Dernal of Dayla Kiv."
"Daiyla Kiv? Ah...."
"No, without the 'I' in it. These damned bureaucrats can't spell, and they
thought adding an unnecessary vowel was exotic." Disgust dripped from his voice.
"Tell me about it!" another man growled in agreement. "Khagal of Niatoli, and
what they do to the spelling of THAT simple word--!"
"I thought Daiyla, I mean Dayla Kiv had a different name right now,"
Arenamistress Sugar said. "The arena, at least, because of a contest?"
"Chavez Ravine." Dernal's tone was the one that substituted in polite company
for spitting on the floor.
Zrof blinked, taken aback by the bitterness. He wouldn't have minded a contest
in Zukal, and damn what they called the place. "It's only temporary, though."
"Temporary, shmiperary," another man muttered. He seemed well into his drinking,
although, like all arenamasters, he carried his liquor well. "They do it all the time
in Aradi. No reshpect. Go around changing thish, changing that. I wish I could
change shome thingsh." He signalled the bartender for a refill.
The second woman put her hand over his mug. "You've had enough, Harkon. Try the
coffee, instead."
"You should be mad, too, Ripplesh," Harkon said. "They're going to do shtuff
like that in Jahnsh, aren't they?"
Ripples Dorrigan shrugged. All the men paused, some with glasses half raised, to
watch. "It's the way things are," she said. "Not much we can do about it."
"You know," Khagal of Niatoli said, "maybe we could make a few changes. Fix the
spelling of Arena 33, for one, change a few standby titles--"
"The Commission hates changes." Dernal of Dayla Kiv topped up his glass and
drained it gloomily.
"Yes, but if we disguise it," Sugar of Arvat said, excited, "make it... maybe a
general Name-Change-O-Rama! Then we could slip OUR changes through and no one would
notice or mind."
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By popular demand, we are holding a Name-Change-o-Rama during the month of March.
If you wish to change the name of your warriors or teams, please contact RSI Customer
Service. The charge for a name change is $1, unless you're in DOOMCorps, in which
case you take your chances. (Just kidding, guys! *snicker*)