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Date   : 03/29/2005    Duedate: 04/11/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-486

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     5    2  0 71.4   14 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430  309  253  2 55.0
    KAMAKAZI HITMEN 15/5088                  15-THINGS THAT  33/5080  234  205  2 53.3
  2 THE FURIOUS  71/5086    2    1  0 66.7   16 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   24   21  0 53.3
  3 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929   31   16  0 66.0   17 BOXES 60/4147        1557 1392 19 52.8
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                       NO MORE TEARS 82/4773                 
    DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                       DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
  4 NO REMORSE 82/5071    737  426  9 63.4      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                 18 THE INEPTS 33/419     311  278  2 52.8
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                       ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
  5-THE BOLT 62/4779      404  242  5 62.5      GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  6 THE JERKS 10/5022     113   71  0 61.4      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  7 CORPS 74/3405        2655 1690 50 61.1      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    THE BEARS 62/3345                        19 QUBIT 10/4490        1014  916 10 52.5
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    BABES 36/3876                               SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
  8 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   77   49  2 61.1      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
  9 KA-POW! 15/3970      1179  781 13 60.2   20 DELTA DOOM 17/4745     43   39  0 52.4
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
 10 ENZYMES 16/4982       420  297  5 58.6      MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    RAPTURE 82/4961                          21-SPRINGFIELD  82/5069  317  297  3 51.6
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                        22 ENIGMA 62/4768        219  214  1 50.6
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     THE ZOO 16/2721                       
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                        23 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  650  638  9 50.5
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
 11-MEOW MIX 21/4519      185  132  4 58.4      SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
 12 PHILLY 82/4942       1576 1148 17 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    D.O.A. 71/4770                              SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    WANNABEES 71/4626                           SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049            
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    DARK CIRCLE PETS II 73/4794              24-HYBRIDS V 82/5075      94   93  1 50.3
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/5073          
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           4-LETTER NAMES 82/5076                
    REDUX 6 82/5045                          25 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   768  769  6 50.0
    REDUX! 82/5074                              WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/4719             
 13-KANSANS 82/5077       995  799 13 55.5      DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    CATHOUSE 14/5079                            BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                     39-THE SHIRE 55/3139     267  343  2 43.8
    WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433                  DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148                  
    GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064                    WANDERERS 66/3622                     
 26 PIMPS 9/4318           30   30  0 50.0      THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693                
    RESSURRECTION 82/4941                       THE ENTISH 42/2289                    
    LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                     40 ELFQUEST 11/4928       71   91  0 43.8
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                           SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                       41 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      262  339  1 43.6
    THAI INQUISITION 71/5036                 42 WASTELAND II 7/1947    10   13  0 43.5
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       SHOULD BE CALLED 53/5081              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
 27-HELL'S PAWNS 43/1242    3    3  0 50.0   43-NINJAS 7/4241          74   97  2 43.3
 28 LEGALESE 60/5016      241  248  3 49.3      GENOCIDE 51/4423                      
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192              
    LEGALESE 75/4658                            THE WARRIORS 10/438                   
 29 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  228  240  2 48.7   44 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    59   78  1 43.1
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                
 30-DREAMERS 4/5065       240  263  6 47.7   45 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    676  897  6 43.0
 31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  700  774 12 47.5      LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 32 GIFTED 69/3978        862  968  9 47.1      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    ASYLUM 69/3722                              SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                       46 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   22   34  1 39.3
    NEWMAN HALL 2/5078                       47-MEDIEVAL CHA 22/5085   18   30  0 37.5
 33 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  695  845  8 45.1   48-I AM SAM 75/5083       41   74  0 35.7
 34 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     122  150  1 44.9   49 MEN 29/4412           706 1328 12 34.7
    KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                        ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        JOHNS 5/3510                          
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       TALES 43/2584                         
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      STORIES 49/2835                       
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 35 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  187  232  0 44.6      HABIT 78/4547                         
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 36-I'M HISTORY 5/5061     25   31  0 44.6   50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   80  165  0 32.7
 37 BIRDS 41/4735         224  283  3 44.2   51 BLUE MOON 9/3907      488 1030  5 32.1
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    RESCUE 77/3887                              DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    ERRATA 25/3564                              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                        52 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    8   25  0 24.2
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                    53-KING'S KREW 42/4930     1   10  0  9.1
 38-GRIM OBITUAR 62/5066   50   63  2 44.2   54 CLOWNING ARO 42/4923    0    1  0  0.0
    MALICIOUS INTENT 17/5067                 55-HIGH JINKS 12/5084      0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello my friends!

     Our Tower Guardian was the most challenged warrior again this turn.  And again
our nastiest lunger of all, Stone Killer, remains the holder of that honor.  Well
done, sir!  And well done to all who challenged him!  LANCELOT (25-3794) (49-41-
2,250) of ERRATA challenged STONE KILLER (21-5245) (51-13-1,336) of NASTY MOB.
LANCELOT was subdued by STONE KILLER in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee.  It was a
good fight.
     Sorry to say there was just one TV challenge that went through this cycle.  I
would certainly like to see more such challenge matches.  Tournament Victors are
superior warriors even among Lord Protectors, so their fights are always worth
watching.  MARCINKO (97-961) (42-23-5,205) of ROGUE WARRIOR TV challenged SIR VIVOR
(10-4065) (97-44-0,297) of SIR AGLIO.  MARCINKO was viciously subdued by SIR VIVOR in
an unpopular 27 minute Challenge fight.  All right, it WAS worth watching but it
wasn't much fun.  In fact. Sir Vivor was this cycle's least popular warrior.
     Who was most avoided?  Joka Masher.  And who avoided them?  It was Solaran
Berserk.
     As always, our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe.  He seldom gets
challenged.  No one wants to fight him because (1) he might win, and (2) he is so
loved that his opponents are held to the same high standards.  If they don't get
their shirts torn, if they don't leap and whirl and do triple ripostes and otherwise
inject some theatrics in the performance, they get booed.  CRAZED GOBLIN (82-9051)
(47-48-1,211) of CLAN BLACKHAND fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (117-159-2,194) of
SAND DANCERS.  CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute one-
sided duel.  And what did the audience think of the goblin?  So-so.  I'm sorry.
     I don't think Sweetness was scummed, do you?  DOMINO (17-3227) (65-50-2,204) of
THE OFFENDERS challenged SWEETNESS (62-3121) (48-25-0,228) of THE BEARS.  DOMINO
unbelievably bested SWEETNESS in a popular 8 minute Challenge competition.
     Two brave fellows were killed.  Pity....
     Was it personal?  One always wonders, when a challenge results in death.
CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (13-3-0,72) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS challenged JERICO (7-4862)
(24-60-0,76) of MORGAN'S BOYS.  CRIMSON BLUSH easily killed JERICO in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight.  Indeed, I heard there was a dispute over a lady.  Gentlemen,
I've spoken with a few ladies on this subject over the years.  A little competition
is fine but the good ones really don't like to be fought over.  And I have had a
potted lily and a lil' pot of hot cav delivered to Jerico, to ease his resurrection
illness.
     Again, here is another challenge resulting in dead.  THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (19-8-
1,98) of DARK PANTHEON challenged MAGENTA (3-5711) (47-80-0,59) of TRANSVESTITES.
THIRD OMEN viciously butchered MAGENTA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.  I
suppose the likelihood of death may be greater in a challenge match since the
challenger can tailor his strategy to his opponent.  Still, somehow it seems
gratuitous, especially considering the look of planning in Omen's eyes as he measured
out the death blow.  To Magenta I have sent a quart of raspberries and a quart of
thick cream.  Enjoy.
     Sometimes you get the bear.  Sometimes the bear gets you.  So it was for Herpes.
2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (21-77-0,32) of JUST BECAUSE fought HERPES THE LUVBUG (18-4055)
(32-50-0,43) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  2 + 2 = 4 subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute match.  Herpes, you know it'll all get better soon.
     And so it was as well, for Wolverine.  WOLVERINE (82-6651) (0-6-0,38) of
HOLLYWOOD fought GOKU (7-5628) (16-3-0,51) of WASTELAND II.  WOLVERINE was savagely
defeated by GOKU in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.  Hang in there, Wolfie.
     And it's time to bid you all farewell until next time.  Advice?  Stop putting
things off.  Before you know it your mother will be coming to visit and then you'll
have to do all of those postponed things in less than a week.  Tsk tsk.

                                                                               Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        52  13  1  346  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      88  74  7  398  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              127  71  2  343  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              33  13  1  320  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           98  44  0  309  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SORROW 1-2863               56  31  2  298  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           86  57  0  297  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GORDON 36-4536              73  22  1  290  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         60  50  1  281  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      53  77 17  264  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           38  17  1  264  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 THE BEAST 3-5547            64  79  0  247  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          30   8  0  238  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            36  32  4  237  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       36  27  1  230  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          54  51  1  229  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           87  61  0  228  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           79  57  0  228  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    60  42  1  226  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 PEACE 19-4280               38  41  2  225  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 DOMINO 17-3227              66  50  2  224  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 ACK VERT 18-7429            44  34  1  224  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               27  16  0  224  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  43  1  223  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       48  48  1  222  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    46  44  5  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             29  24  1  220  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DALLAS 18-6860              24  32  0  219  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     68  37  2  218  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 ARCOS 13-3373               39  68  2  216  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            35  28  1  216  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         45  33  1  213  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         51  36  3  212  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   57  52  3  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVE 72-4596                 20   5  0  211  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   59  63  0  208  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             42  24  5  208  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 ASH 17-6145                 25   7  1  208  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 SIMILDE 51-4248             62 105  0  206  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  54  35  0  206  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       25  10  0  206  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 LANCELOT 25-3794            49  42  2  205  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          55  45  0  204  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         54  50  2  204  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 SIDAHS 77-176               44  33  3  204  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        43  38  0  204  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    34  41  0  204  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 KING BEAR 35-3629           33  19  2  204  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       65  35  2  203  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           58  46  1  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        49  60  0  203  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 SWEETNESS 62-3121           48  26  0  202  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             34  24  0  202  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-MOLOCH 62-1267              32  45  1  201  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 VIGO 18-6086                34  14  0  200  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      31  12  1  200  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         21   4  0  200  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 UNOC 82-12676               20  12  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 QRAPPY 10-4761              53  64  1  199  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         58  62  2  198  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 JIMBY 42-3777               56  51  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BURST 25-3654               45  37  1  198  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            28  15  1  198  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            28  22  1  198  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            81  41  2  197  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    80  68  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         75  41  1  197  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    60  58  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEPHRON 30-4147             40  39  1  197  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 HOFFA 49-3185               67  99  0  196  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      48  42  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 STONEWALL 25-3895           40  47  2  196  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        36  23  1  196  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 STILLWATER 25-3762          33  60  0  196  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 PEEG 43-2613               146 135  3  195  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 COM DOT 65-6217             58  39  0  195  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-UNBRIDLED 15-3923           55  42  1  195  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        44  34  1  195  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 SIDON 31-3712               39  26  2  195  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        32  38  0  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         29  15  3  194  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 RABID DOG 82-1078           23  20  0  194  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  28  2  194  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 GLORY 1-6847                50  58  0  193  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        21   2  0  193  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
-TRUE LIES 62-2026           31  40  1  192  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 POPE 5-4090                 62  64  2  191  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIR ENE 10-4360             58  45  3  191  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         47  28  0  191  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 MATA HARI 41-3812           44  38  1  191  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 HEARSAY 75-2721             35  32  3  191  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 JACKASS 21-4526             31  34  0  191  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 SIRTON 82-9190              23  11  0  191  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           39  38  0  190  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   36  20  0  190  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
-SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         33  25  0  190  NINJAS (4241)              BONSUR
-FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   28  23  4  190  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
-TIME SQUARE 65-4637         37  20  0  189  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 KHIRZA 7-1862              126 144  3  188  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         82  54  1  188  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      62  61  2  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   44  29  2  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   35  39  0  188  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     117 160  2  187  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          46  47  0  187  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SIR VILE 10-4754            38  35  1  185  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          37  47  0  185  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 KRARSHT 21-750              33  26  4  185  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 SODOM 31-4368               28  11  1  185  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 EVERSTORM 69-641            59  58  2  184  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        45  25  0  183  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CARNAL 21-5388              39  29  0  183  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    33  35  0  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLISS 74-2940               39  26  0  182  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 PISTOL 65-6205              51  49  1  181  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         44  56  0  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DANGER BOX 60-4963          39  35  0  181  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 LARCENY 75-2720             39  34  0  181  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 POTOMACC 21-5489            31  25  0  181  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            28  14  2  181  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      61  29  1  180  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
-CULUBRA 10-235              59  82  0  180  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     49  47  1  180  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      38  42  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       19  10  1  180  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      35  24  0  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         52  53  1  178  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-SMEAGOL 51-2514             36  33  0  176  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
-ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617        26   9  0  176  NO MORE TEARS (4773)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           16   2  0  176  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            38  36  2  175  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DOAMER 18-2265              36  36  1  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    62  70  0  173  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHN 29-4177                53  74  0  173  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     32  45  3  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SPUTTER 82-15095            40  26  1  170  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            63  66  4  169  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911  35  17  0  169  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
-JACOB 10-233                65  82  3  168  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
-VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        53  44  3  168  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
-QUICKBEAM 42-1955           25  20  0  168  THE ENTISH (2289)          RODEKI
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         51 107  1  167  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        28  13  0  166  THE INEPTS (419)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          31  20  5  163  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         22  13  1  163  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        42  49  1  160  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         27  11  0  159  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         46  63  3  158  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        20  28  0  158  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       42  35  1  157  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       34  19  0  155  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-NYM 46-2086                 26  16  1  155  DURIN'S FOLK (2148)        ARDIVENT
 ELLYN 82-8983               12  10  0  155  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        45  37  1  154  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           25  26  1  153  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 AKLAR 62-3700               24  19  1  153  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           74  44  0  152  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
-GIMLI 51-2415               41  36  2  152  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 SULACCO 4-5128              32  35  2  152  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626     28  13  0  152  MALICIOUS INTENT (5067)    ALJAFIR
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      20   8  0  151  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       20  16  1  150  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     30  19  1  149  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       20   9  1  149  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   30  31  0  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 PATRIOT 82-11164            25  24  1  145  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 BLUE 19-4647                19  12  0  143  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 TOXIK 9-4704                19  11  0  143  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           32  26  3  142  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SPENCER 62-3610             21  16  2  140  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 LETHE 9-4782                39  43  3  138  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         34  38  1  138  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 MARK 5-4088                 42  84  2  137  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        25  16  3  136  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 ED 209 5-3955               35  43  4  134  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CHIP 60-4413                12  13  1  133  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 SLAKE 82-12993              12  12  0  131  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     33  93  1  130  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-CLAW 21-5337                26   8  2  130  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        36  43  0  126  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    25  16  0  126  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          21   7  3  125  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   51  33  0  124  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LACHES 60-5642              28  28  0  122  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        25  24  1  122  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889  25  20  0  122  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 CROCONAW 24-4475            20  11  1  122  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  10  0  117  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 FRANK 3-5707                47  82  1  116  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  51  4  115  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285       23  17  2  115  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
 BUBBA 7-4833                28  64  0  108  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           20   8  2  108  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ASSUR 18-7821               17  46  2  102  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           17   3  1  102  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-NELLISTHA 2-5156            27  19  1  101  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F. TIM 78-2315              39  48  1  100  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           22  13  1  100  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SCRAG 82-1704                9   2  0  100  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     23  20  1   99  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-GOMER 3-6326                29  10  1   98  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
 MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        16   5  0   97  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      40  37  0   96  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       30  28  0   96  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          27   9  3   95  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           13   7  0   95  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
-SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      30  20  0   94  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
-HOBO JO 63-2520             25  19  0   94  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         22   1  0   93  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 FINALITY 82-4063            16   7  0   92  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CORAL BEAUTY 18-7315        24  17  0   89  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 ARGINASE 16-4137            10   3  1   88  ENZYMES (4982)             WILLAF
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          8   0  0   87  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        14   3  1   85  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-UNION JACK 36-6015          26   6  0   84  BLITZKRIEG (2786)          JHANS
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         20  11  1   84  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 NEUROMANCER 5-2757          24  18  0   83  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-DISMAY 43-1906              18  10  1   83  HELL'S PAWNS (1242)        VEASTIAN
 PIYA 71-5625                10   4  0   83  THAI INQUISITION (5036)    KYR'TERR
 BOZO 42-4016                22  30  0   81  CLOWNING AROUND (4923)     RODEKI
-FREDERICK DOUGLASS 5-4424   18   6  1   81  I'M HISTORY (5061)         KALTOS
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    25  21  1   80  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      18   8  0   80  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-GEORGE STARK 42-1589        23  30  0   79  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         25   8  0   78  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ORAL B 82-10020             13   3  0   78  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 SCRAG 96-1173                9   4  4   78  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    27  17  1   77  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TITANIA 65-5835             18  12  0   77  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 MANTISSA 82-9324            11   3  0   77  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 GORTEK 60-5619              12   6  0   76  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 <RETARDED RV> 7-5279        22   7  0   75  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-GANDALF 66-2684             27  35  1   74  WANDERERS (3622)           TARRGIR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  26  1   74  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SCRAG'S LIZARD 73-4988      15  10  1   71  DARK CIRCLE PETS II (4794) ERINIKA
 DONNA 36-5966               15   8  0   71  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SELAUNAH 63-2551            20   8  1   69  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-LEGION '8' 71-2369           7   3  1   69  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
 MAGENTA 3-5711              47  81  0   67  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 JERICO 7-4862               24  61  0   67  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             25  31  1   66  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925          9   6  0   66  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 BULLSHOT 7-5238             17   7  3   65  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4719)  BONSUR
-VASSAL 18-7637              26  14  2   64  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 CITATION 15-3925            18  14  0   64  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    13   2  5   64  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  17  0   63  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    19  11  1   62  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 ADOBE 17-6033               29  11  0   61  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       26  24  0   61  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-HANNAH 51-5059              15  13  3   61  AMAZON ELITE (4807)        TRICORUS
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        11   8  0   61  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        7   4  0   61  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 26  66  2   60  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-THE SADMAN 71-4191          17   9  0   60  SHADOW C (5087)            KYR'TERR
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           28  24  0   59  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BADGER 12-5940              15  13  1   59  HIGH JINKS (5084)          RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               26 131  5   58  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-GUNSLINGER 42-1587          20  28  2   58  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
-WOLF SPIDER 3-6324          16   8  2   58  SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728)     OSKSI
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           19  21  2   57  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PELICAN 41-3949             18  13  0   57  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          22  16  0   56  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NIGHTWYN 15-891             18  16  2   56  KAMAKAZI HITMEN (5088)     MALCORN
 GOKU 7-5628                 17   3  0   56  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  18   6  1   55  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 SON OF SAM 82-7015           8   6  2   55  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825   21  13  0   54  SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049)  ARADI
 ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  18  2   54  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
-RIFF 60-6452                15   6  3   54  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
-LADY DIVAN 10-5456          15   8  1   54  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
 SLY 97-1279                 10   5  8   54  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
-MCARTHUR 17-6611            16   5  0   53  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      11   4  0   51  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  66  0   50  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         23   8  1   50  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      22  11  2   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SURFER ROSA 97-1192         12   1  3   47  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 GINA TAILIA 21-4817         16  13  0   46  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 2 INAROW 82-22945            2   4  0   46  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
-TRAVELLING 53-6729          14   3  0   45  SHOULD BE CALLED (5081)    KHALHUMS
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019       5  10  0   45  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  77  0   43  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           18  35  0   43  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080  17   9  0   43  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 NICKEL 26-4240              22  23  0   42  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         21  34  1   42  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  19  2   41  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            0   7  0   40  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   32  51  0   35  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-LEGOLAS 51-3349             25  23  4   34  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
JERICO 7-4862              24  61  0 MORGAN'S BOYS 2702     CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351   486
MAGENTA 3-5711             47  81  0 TRANSVESTITES 4336     THIRD OMEN 6-5862      486

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

The Butcher -- You should've met the Pig we fought last time. -- Xylz Aree
P.S.  I do like pork sausage, you see.

Gordian -- Ah, but I'm skilled with such knots. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Jacob -- Ah, I see the Commission was being amusing again, at your expense this time.
But if you hadn't been wearing the beard, their pea-sized minds would have noted that
you're six-foot-four and very probably not a dwarf. -- Similde

Claw -- That is a moderately impressive set you've got there.  What kind of nail
polish do you use, anyway? -- Glory

Toxik -- Quite the home-town match, wasn't it?  Be glad you died HERE and not back in
Zukal. -- Lethe

Manager TCs -- Gods, that is SO embarrassing!  I was going to say that naturally I
would lose to someone who's associated with a TC, and then I saw how you were
running....  Crazy, aren't you? -- Chip Enser, who is not paid enough to fight crazy
people

Limpy Two-Screws -- I didn't believe a dwarf could be suave. -- Nolan Orgel
P.S.  I still don't believe it.

Galen -- I don't want your sympathy or your daisies.  Where are MY apples? -- Nolan
Orgel

     I ran out of apples, but I am sending someone right over with a basket of nearly
     ripe persimmons.  Enjoy.

Galen -- Is that where Persistent Beggars come from? -- Debby Tonte

     I can't remember what we were talking about so...probably.  Or not.

Sorrow -- Ow, ow, ow!  That was very traumatic!  You're really good at that thing you
do. -- Khirza

Marcinko -- How'd you like that? -- Sir Vivor

Debbie Does DM -- How'd you like that? -- 50 Sucks

1 March 2005
                                    The Contract
                         [as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
     What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
     The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.

    Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
     Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
     Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
     This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
     Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
     Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
     Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
     The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer.  This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
     Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
     Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
     Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
     Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
     Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
     Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:

Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain

Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist

     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"

28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing?  Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice?  The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned).  I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be.  I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated!  I
can be contacted at:
     Danny Warren
     #28341
     P.O. Box 250 
     Draper, UT  84070
     or:
     Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47

28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands!  Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on!  What is this contest?  It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack.  Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?).  It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances

28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here!  ScumFest 2005!  The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!

Who:  All Scum in Alastari
What:  Scum Fest 2005!
Where:  Talahya
When:  May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499

Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.

Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)

There are no other rules.  A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal.  Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!

To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com

Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants.  You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.

Prizes will be announced after the competition begins.  The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.

Good luck and Happy Scumming!

-- Manager

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARCINKO was viciously subdued by SIR VIVOR in a unpopular 27 minute Challenge fight.
LANCELOT was subdued by STONE KILLER in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee.
KOGITSUNE MARU savagely defeated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EVE devastated AFRICAN GREY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ARCOS bested STANLEY'S CUP in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE was overpowered by MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DOMINO unbelievably bested SWEETNESS in a popular 8 minute Challenge competition.
BLONDIE vanquished RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NORAF savagely defeated JOHN HOLMES in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
SODOM overpowered STRONGEST #3 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PATRIOT overpowered FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SCORPIUS was subdued by MARK in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
THIRD OMEN viciously butchered MAGENTA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
SECOND OMEN demolished COCAINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CRIMSON BLUSH easily killed JERICO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARK THUNDER narrowly defeated 2 INAROW in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
PSYCHOPATH was handily defeated by BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN defeated H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 2 minute bout.
POPE was subdued by BURST in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
NUNZIO overpowered STONEWALL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
MAX FACTOR overpowered MATA HARI in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SPOTTED PONY slimly won victory over LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
PIPE BOMB subdued MY FAIR LADY in a 2 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
LINDA LOVELACE was overpowered by DALLAS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEEG was vanquished by CARTHORIS JEDDAK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
JIMBY was unbelievably bested by PEACE in a exciting 4 minute duel.
SIRTON was overpowered by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GORDON handily defeated MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 4 minute gory one-sided fight.
W.T. POOH luckily beat KING BEAR in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
JOHNNY B GOODE was overcome by ONE NIGHT STAND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
HOT HAZEL viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
WIMPY WIND savagely defeated JACKASS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
THE BEAST overpowered SIR VILE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COUCH POTATO was handily defeated by ACK VERT in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.
KRARSHT was vanquished by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
WOBBLENUT handily defeated 50 SUCKS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SORROW vanquished RONALD REAGAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
EBONSKAITH vanquished E AHO LAULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROAD TO DAKAR was narrowly defeated by KATE BUSH in a 3 minute competition.
TICKLE ME HOFFA was handily defeated by JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM was overpowered by ASH in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
COM DOT was defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 5 minute brutal competition.
PISTOL was demolished by SIDAHS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
GORDIAN demolished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was devastated by SIR ENE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEBBIE DOES DM was subdued by UNOC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
DOAMER was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LADY LUCK bested STILLWATER in a 2 minute brawl.
HEARSAY narrowly defeated JOHN in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
NICK NITRO was defeated by SIDON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
MICHELLE RROSTARR was unbelievably bested by QRAPPY in a exciting 3 minute contest.
VIGO overpowered LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRON HEAD LEE handily defeated KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched battle.
SIMILDE savagely defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD won victory over PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
WHITE WATER HIPPO defeated PYGMY SHREW in a 2 minute fight.
S. MARY ROSE was vanquished by DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
RABID DOG demolished ELLYN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SUDSY DEODORANT was demolished by GLORY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARPET BURN was savagely defeated by THE BISMARCK in a 3 minute gory match.
DARQ SPIRIT overpowered KEOKOTAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOOBATRON vanquished AXIS OF EVIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SNIPE HUNTER subdued ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute gruesome match.
POTOMACC was viciously subdued by HOFFA in a popular 8 minute gory battle.
NEPHRON vanquished GLITTER MARKS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
RIFF-RAFF viciously subdued RUG BURN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
FURTIVE RETURNS was savagely defeated by HO HUM HO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
XYLZ AREE was handily defeated by LARCENY in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
SPUTTER beat CREME A. SHUN in a exciting 2 minute contest.
LETHE was devastated by BOISE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DALI PARTON was subdued by IN THE PIG! in a exciting 3 minute fray.
PICKY URCHIN was viciously subdued by CARNAL in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
CHIP was vanquished by PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE BUTCHER was vanquished by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLISS won victory over BLUE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
ED 209 was demolished by AKLAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH overpowered CROCONAW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIRT WORM was viciously subdued by GOLDWRAP in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
SNAPPY GEORGE savagely defeated LACHES in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
PUDDING PARADE savagely defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 7 minute contest.
SWINGDADDY-O devastated LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SULACCO vanquished SLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
F. TIM was overpowered by OBITER DICTA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUBBA was vanquished by SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK lost to TOXIK in a 2 minute melee.
CHEESE STEAK vanquished SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER subdued COL SALOMON in a popular 2 minute duel.
WALL OF GLASS unbelievably bested ALL-BLACK ZEBRA in a action packed 3 minute fray.
SALENA WARSMITH handily defeated CITATION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ASSUR demolished PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
NEUROMANCER was devastated by SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOZO was savagely defeated by FINALITY in a popular 4 minute gory fight.
GUARDIAN beat BULLSHOT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
TOM THUMB handily defeated SKYWISE in a action packed 1 minute uneven competition.
MARCH MADNESS handily defeated WILLIE BROWN in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHERRY 2000 was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PIYA devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
TITANIA vanquished ON THE WASHER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CHIP ENSER was vanquished by WILLY T MAC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GORTEK vanquished LIPPS MCFRENZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE SCROD GODDESS was viciously subdued by DONNA in a action packed 2 minute contest.
ADAM defeated CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS devastated GINA TAILIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was savagely defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a 3 minute bloody duel.
PELICAN was devastated by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WOLVERINE was savagely defeated by GOKU in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
SON OF SAM overcame NICKEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
2 + 2 = 4 subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
<RETARDED RV> handily defeated NOLAN ORGEL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MANTISSA handily defeated NIGHTWYN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ORAL B overpowered POOPIEHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHIMPANZEE overpowered STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
STARBREAKER was demolished by SCRAG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CUP O'PIZZA handily defeated SLY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! subdued JONES in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
SWEATCAKE was luckily beaten by ADOBE in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
GOUT GOUT was vanquished by DRAUGHT DODGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MANAGER TC'S was viciously subdued by ARGINASE in a 2 minute brutal match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  76         AIMED BLOW       133 - 101 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 33         LUNGING ATTACK   398 - 348 -  7      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   33         SLASHING ATTACK  166 - 160 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         WALL OF STEEL    173 - 172 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  38 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         TOTAL PARRY      113 - 124 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-LUNGE       92 - 104 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  33 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    45 -  60 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   64 - 101 -  0      39  |

Turn 486 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 11         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    46 - 30     SLASHING ATTACK   15 - 18         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        15 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 10         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL     12 - 21     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   STONE KILLER 21-5245       52  13  1  346 NASTY MOB (4730)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             127  71  2  343 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065          98  44  0  309 SIR AGLIO (2079)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOBBLENUT 18-6650          86  57  0  297 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        60  50  1  281 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          87  61  0  228 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      GOOBATRON 7-5026           35  28  1  216 FLOWER CHILDREN (314)
STRIKING ATTACK  ASH 17-6145                25   7  1  208 DELTA DOOM (4745)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            62 105  0  206 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
BASHING ATTACK   AFRICAN GREY 41-3317       22  28  2  194 BIRDS (4735)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SWEETNESS 62-3121.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING BEAR 
35-3629, FINALITY 82-4063, HOT HAZEL 98-608, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, POTOMACC 21-5489, 
HOFFA 49-3185, JONES 14-1283, PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, SWEATCAKE 18-8217, and COM DOT 
65-6217.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR VIVOR 10-4065.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARCINKO 97-961, SLY 97-1279, STARBREAKER 32-4039, NIGHTWYN 
15-891, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, GINA TAILIA 21-4817, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, SKYWISE 
11-5687, NEUROMANCER 5-2757, and PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  5 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  4 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  7 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  0 1  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  4 1  LAPUR(29)            0  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           4  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  4 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  3 0  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  3 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          3  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         18 10 0  
TALCAMA(18)         16 15 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  5 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  5 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  7 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               56  31  2  298  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 THE BEAST 3-5547            64  79  0  247  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         60  50  1  281  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         21   4  0  200  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           20   8  2  108  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              127  71  2  343  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 TOXIK 9-4704                19  11  0  143  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           98  44  0  309  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      20   8  0  151  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    34  41  0  204  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               39  68  2  216  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               26 131  5   58  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          54  51  1  229  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        44  34  1  195  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 DOMINO 17-3227              66  50  2  224  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      88  74  7  398  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               38  41  2  225  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        52  13  1  346  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        36  23  1  196  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            20  11  1  122  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 LANCELOT 25-3794            49  42  2  205  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    60  42  1  226  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  43  1  223  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         29  15  3  194  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             40  39  1  197  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SIDON 31-3712               39  26  2  195  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      31  12  1  200  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           79  57  0  228  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        49  60  0  203  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           33  19  2  204  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              73  22  1  290  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  77  0   43  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         51 107  1  167  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  28  2  194  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    46  44  5  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               146 135  3  195  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  10  0  117  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 HOFFA 49-3185               67  99  0  196  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              33  13  1  320  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            81  41  2  197  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  54  35  0  206  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             34  24  0  202  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             58  39  0  195  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     68  37  2  218  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PIYA 71-5625                10   4  0   83  THAI INQUISITION (5036)    KYR'TERR
 EVE 72-4596                 20   5  0  211  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          30   8  0  238  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 HEARSAY 75-2721             35  32  3  191  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               44  33  3  204  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        42  49  1  160  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           38  17  1  264  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          31  20  5  163  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             42  24  5  208  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            36  32  4  237  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL

                    HOLD THE DATES!  (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)

Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!  
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005.  It will be 
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! 
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  See you there!

Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's 
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your 
reservation soon before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!