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Date : 03/29/2005 Duedate: 04/11/2005
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-486
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 5 2 0 71.4 14 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430 309 253 2 55.0
KAMAKAZI HITMEN 15/5088 15-THINGS THAT 33/5080 234 205 2 53.3
2 THE FURIOUS 71/5086 2 1 0 66.7 16 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 24 21 0 53.3
3 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929 31 16 0 66.0 17 BOXES 60/4147 1557 1392 19 52.8
DARQUE FORCES 31/4880 NO MORE TEARS 82/4773
DARQUE FORCES 72/4884 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
4 NO REMORSE 82/5071 737 426 9 63.4 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082 WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072
BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276 18 THE INEPTS 33/419 311 278 2 52.8
COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
5-THE BOLT 62/4779 404 242 5 62.5 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
6 THE JERKS 10/5022 113 71 0 61.4 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
7 CORPS 74/3405 2655 1690 50 61.1 WATER DECK 24/4935
BOY O'S 51/4027 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
THE BEARS 62/3345 19 QUBIT 10/4490 1014 916 10 52.5
THE BEARS 35/2674 VERMIN!! 82/4315
NASTY MOB 21/4730 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
BABES 36/3876 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
8 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 77 49 2 61.1 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
9 KA-POW! 15/3970 1179 781 13 60.2 20 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 43 39 0 52.4
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
10 ENZYMES 16/4982 420 297 5 58.6 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
RAPTURE 82/4961 21-SPRINGFIELD 82/5069 317 297 3 51.6
ENVENOMED 82/4693 22 ENIGMA 62/4768 219 214 1 50.6
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 ALCHEMY 18/4818
I AM SUCK 82/4760 JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
MATMATICA 82/4965 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 THE ZOO 16/2721
I AM SUCK 97/5055 23 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 650 638 9 50.5
MOB TACTICS 82/5070 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
11-MEOW MIX 21/4519 185 132 4 58.4 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
12 PHILLY 82/4942 1576 1148 17 57.9 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
SPORTZ! 4/4921 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670
MY HEROES! 82/4199 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
D.O.A. 71/4770 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
WANNABEES 71/4626 SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
DARK CIRCLE PETS II 73/4794 24-HYBRIDS V 82/5075 94 93 1 50.3
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/5073
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 4-LETTER NAMES 82/5076
REDUX 6 82/5045 25 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 768 769 6 50.0
REDUX! 82/5074 WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/4719
13-KANSANS 82/5077 995 799 13 55.5 DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608
CATHOUSE 14/5079 BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55 39-THE SHIRE 55/3139 267 343 2 43.8
WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433 DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148
GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064 WANDERERS 66/3622
26 PIMPS 9/4318 30 30 0 50.0 THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693
RESSURRECTION 82/4941 THE ENTISH 42/2289
LAS VEGAS II 82/4964 40 ELFQUEST 11/4928 71 91 0 43.8
IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
SUNNYDALE 82/4324 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
PARKO RAMA 82/4867 41 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 262 339 1 43.6
THAI INQUISITION 71/5036 42 WASTELAND II 7/1947 10 13 0 43.5
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 SHOULD BE CALLED 53/5081
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
27-HELL'S PAWNS 43/1242 3 3 0 50.0 43-NINJAS 7/4241 74 97 2 43.3
28 LEGALESE 60/5016 241 248 3 49.3 GENOCIDE 51/4423
THE REPUBLICANS 22/114 PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192
LEGALESE 75/4658 THE WARRIORS 10/438
29 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 228 240 2 48.7 44 SONS OF SATAN 21/69 59 78 1 43.1
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706
30-DREAMERS 4/5065 240 263 6 47.7 45 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 676 897 6 43.0
31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 700 774 12 47.5 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
32 GIFTED 69/3978 862 968 9 47.1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 WILD KINGDOM 35/4193
ASYLUM 69/3722 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
NASTY PETS 82/4846 46 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 22 34 1 39.3
NEWMAN HALL 2/5078 47-MEDIEVAL CHA 22/5085 18 30 0 37.5
33 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 695 845 8 45.1 48-I AM SAM 75/5083 41 74 0 35.7
34 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 122 150 1 44.9 49 MEN 29/4412 706 1328 12 34.7
KILLING FLOOR 9/4954 ARROGANCE 18/2741
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 JOHNS 5/3510
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 TALES 43/2584
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 STORIES 49/2835
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 WHY KNOT 63/2669
35 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 187 232 0 44.6 HABIT 78/4547
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 MIKES 14/3982
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
36-I'M HISTORY 5/5061 25 31 0 44.6 50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 80 165 0 32.7
37 BIRDS 41/4735 224 283 3 44.2 51 BLUE MOON 9/3907 488 1030 5 32.1
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
RESCUE 77/3887 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
ERRATA 25/3564 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
ERRATUM 26/4945 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020
EL EQUIDO 13/3225 52 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 8 25 0 24.2
THE OFFENDERS 17/1987 53-KING'S KREW 42/4930 1 10 0 9.1
38-GRIM OBITUAR 62/5066 50 63 2 44.2 54 CLOWNING ARO 42/4923 0 1 0 0.0
MALICIOUS INTENT 17/5067 55-HIGH JINKS 12/5084 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello my friends!
Our Tower Guardian was the most challenged warrior again this turn. And again
our nastiest lunger of all, Stone Killer, remains the holder of that honor. Well
done, sir! And well done to all who challenged him! LANCELOT (25-3794) (49-41-
2,250) of ERRATA challenged STONE KILLER (21-5245) (51-13-1,336) of NASTY MOB.
LANCELOT was subdued by STONE KILLER in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee. It was a
good fight.
Sorry to say there was just one TV challenge that went through this cycle. I
would certainly like to see more such challenge matches. Tournament Victors are
superior warriors even among Lord Protectors, so their fights are always worth
watching. MARCINKO (97-961) (42-23-5,205) of ROGUE WARRIOR TV challenged SIR VIVOR
(10-4065) (97-44-0,297) of SIR AGLIO. MARCINKO was viciously subdued by SIR VIVOR in
an unpopular 27 minute Challenge fight. All right, it WAS worth watching but it
wasn't much fun. In fact. Sir Vivor was this cycle's least popular warrior.
Who was most avoided? Joka Masher. And who avoided them? It was Solaran
Berserk.
As always, our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe. He seldom gets
challenged. No one wants to fight him because (1) he might win, and (2) he is so
loved that his opponents are held to the same high standards. If they don't get
their shirts torn, if they don't leap and whirl and do triple ripostes and otherwise
inject some theatrics in the performance, they get booed. CRAZED GOBLIN (82-9051)
(47-48-1,211) of CLAN BLACKHAND fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (117-159-2,194) of
SAND DANCERS. CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute one-
sided duel. And what did the audience think of the goblin? So-so. I'm sorry.
I don't think Sweetness was scummed, do you? DOMINO (17-3227) (65-50-2,204) of
THE OFFENDERS challenged SWEETNESS (62-3121) (48-25-0,228) of THE BEARS. DOMINO
unbelievably bested SWEETNESS in a popular 8 minute Challenge competition.
Two brave fellows were killed. Pity....
Was it personal? One always wonders, when a challenge results in death.
CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (13-3-0,72) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS challenged JERICO (7-4862)
(24-60-0,76) of MORGAN'S BOYS. CRIMSON BLUSH easily killed JERICO in a 1 minute
uneven Challenge fight. Indeed, I heard there was a dispute over a lady. Gentlemen,
I've spoken with a few ladies on this subject over the years. A little competition
is fine but the good ones really don't like to be fought over. And I have had a
potted lily and a lil' pot of hot cav delivered to Jerico, to ease his resurrection
illness.
Again, here is another challenge resulting in dead. THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (19-8-
1,98) of DARK PANTHEON challenged MAGENTA (3-5711) (47-80-0,59) of TRANSVESTITES.
THIRD OMEN viciously butchered MAGENTA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge contest. I
suppose the likelihood of death may be greater in a challenge match since the
challenger can tailor his strategy to his opponent. Still, somehow it seems
gratuitous, especially considering the look of planning in Omen's eyes as he measured
out the death blow. To Magenta I have sent a quart of raspberries and a quart of
thick cream. Enjoy.
Sometimes you get the bear. Sometimes the bear gets you. So it was for Herpes.
2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (21-77-0,32) of JUST BECAUSE fought HERPES THE LUVBUG (18-4055)
(32-50-0,43) of CENTER FOR OLDS. 2 + 2 = 4 subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute match. Herpes, you know it'll all get better soon.
And so it was as well, for Wolverine. WOLVERINE (82-6651) (0-6-0,38) of
HOLLYWOOD fought GOKU (7-5628) (16-3-0,51) of WASTELAND II. WOLVERINE was savagely
defeated by GOKU in a popular 4 minute brutal bout. Hang in there, Wolfie.
And it's time to bid you all farewell until next time. Advice? Stop putting
things off. Before you know it your mother will be coming to visit and then you'll
have to do all of those postponed things in less than a week. Tsk tsk.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STONE KILLER 21-5245 52 13 1 346 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 88 74 7 398 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BELIAL 7-3838 127 71 2 343 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
NUNZIO 51-4799 33 13 1 320 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 98 44 0 309 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SORROW 1-2863 56 31 2 298 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
WOBBLENUT 18-6650 86 57 0 297 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GORDON 36-4536 73 22 1 290 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 60 50 1 281 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 53 77 17 264 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 38 17 1 264 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
THE BEAST 3-5547 64 79 0 247 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 30 8 0 238 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
HOT HAZEL 98-608 36 32 4 237 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 36 27 1 230 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 54 51 1 229 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
KATE BUSH 18-1413 87 61 0 228 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
W.T. POOH 33-4430 79 57 0 228 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 60 42 1 226 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
PEACE 19-4280 38 41 2 225 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
DOMINO 17-3227 66 50 2 224 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
ACK VERT 18-7429 44 34 1 224 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
NORAF 82-3856 27 16 0 224 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 35 43 1 223 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 48 48 1 222 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 46 44 5 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BLONDIE 36-5723 29 24 1 220 BABES (3876) JHANS
DALLAS 18-6860 24 32 0 219 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 68 37 2 218 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
ARCOS 13-3373 39 68 2 216 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
GOOBATRON 7-5026 35 28 1 216 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 45 33 1 213 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 51 36 3 212 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 57 52 3 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EVE 72-4596 20 5 0 211 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 59 63 0 208 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MARCINKO 97-961 42 24 5 208 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
ASH 17-6145 25 7 1 208 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
SIMILDE 51-4248 62 105 0 206 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 54 35 0 206 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 25 10 0 206 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
LANCELOT 25-3794 49 42 2 205 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PSYCHOPATH 69-8746 55 45 0 204 ASYLUM (3722) CIMMERIAC
SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 54 50 2 204 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
SIDAHS 77-176 44 33 3 204 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 43 38 0 204 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 34 41 0 204 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
KING BEAR 35-3629 33 19 2 204 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 65 35 2 203 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
LADY LUCK 18-2925 58 46 1 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 49 60 0 203 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
SWEETNESS 62-3121 48 26 0 202 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 34 24 0 202 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-MOLOCH 62-1267 32 45 1 201 GRIM OBITUARY (5066) VALAMANTIS
VIGO 18-6086 34 14 0 200 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 31 12 1 200 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
MY FAIR LADY 5-3739 21 4 0 200 DAPHNE'S LADIES (55) KALTOS
UNOC 82-12676 20 12 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
QRAPPY 10-4761 53 64 1 199 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
MEADOW VOLE 35-2944 58 62 2 198 WILD KINGDOM (4193) MURSKA
JIMBY 42-3777 56 51 1 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BURST 25-3654 45 37 1 198 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
LIL NOIR 62-3311 28 15 1 198 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
-GRAY WIND 6-5201 28 22 1 198 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
50 SUCKS 60-4129 81 41 2 197 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 80 68 1 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JOHN HOLMES 69-7255 75 41 1 197 GIFTED (3978) CIMMERIAC
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 60 58 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEPHRON 30-4147 40 39 1 197 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
HOFFA 49-3185 67 99 0 196 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 48 42 0 196 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
STONEWALL 25-3895 40 47 2 196 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 36 23 1 196 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
STILLWATER 25-3762 33 60 0 196 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PEEG 43-2613 146 135 3 195 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
COM DOT 65-6217 58 39 0 195 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
-UNBRIDLED 15-3923 55 42 1 195 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 44 34 1 195 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
SIDON 31-3712 39 26 2 195 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 32 38 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 29 15 3 194 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
RABID DOG 82-1078 23 20 0 194 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 22 28 2 194 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
GLORY 1-6847 50 58 0 193 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 21 2 0 193 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
-TRUE LIES 62-2026 31 40 1 192 GRIM OBITUARY (5066) VALAMANTIS
POPE 5-4090 62 64 2 191 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SIR ENE 10-4360 58 45 3 191 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
E AHO LAULA 21-4224 47 28 0 191 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
MATA HARI 41-3812 44 38 1 191 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
HEARSAY 75-2721 35 32 3 191 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
JACKASS 21-4526 31 34 0 191 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
SIRTON 82-9190 23 11 0 191 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 39 38 0 190 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 36 20 0 190 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
-SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229 33 25 0 190 NINJAS (4241) BONSUR
-FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809 28 23 4 190 COLLEGE RADIO (4722) SYVYN'S HILL
-TIME SQUARE 65-4637 37 20 0 189 BIG APPLE MENACE (3276) DAL SHANG
KHIRZA 7-1862 126 144 3 188 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 82 54 1 188 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 62 61 2 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 44 29 2 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 35 39 0 188 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 117 160 2 187 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
CARPET BURN 3-5698 46 47 0 187 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SIR VILE 10-4754 38 35 1 185 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
NICK NITRO 60-4767 37 47 0 185 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
KRARSHT 21-750 33 26 4 185 SONS OF SATAN (69) SUNSET
SODOM 31-4368 28 11 1 185 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
EVERSTORM 69-641 59 58 2 184 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 45 25 0 183 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
CARNAL 21-5388 39 29 0 183 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 33 35 0 183 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLISS 74-2940 39 26 0 182 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
PISTOL 65-6205 51 49 1 181 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 44 56 0 181 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-DANGER BOX 60-4963 39 35 0 181 BOXES (4147) ARADI
LARCENY 75-2720 39 34 0 181 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
POTOMACC 21-5489 31 25 0 181 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 28 14 2 181 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149 61 29 1 180 BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800) VEASTIAN
-CULUBRA 10-235 59 82 0 180 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 49 47 1 180 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 38 42 0 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 19 10 1 180 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 35 24 0 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 52 53 1 178 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-SMEAGOL 51-2514 36 33 0 176 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
-ZOMBIE STOMP 82-2617 26 9 0 176 NO MORE TEARS (4773) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOLDWRAP 82-11886 16 2 0 176 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
NEVERMORE 1-5260 38 36 2 175 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
DOAMER 18-2265 36 36 1 175 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 62 70 0 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JOHN 29-4177 53 74 0 173 MEN (4412) LAPUR
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 32 45 3 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SPUTTER 82-15095 40 26 1 170 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 63 66 4 169 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911 35 17 0 169 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
-JACOB 10-233 65 82 3 168 THE WARRIORS (438) KOLACT
-VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018 53 44 3 168 GENOCIDE (4423) TRICORUS
-QUICKBEAM 42-1955 25 20 0 168 THE ENTISH (2289) RODEKI
STRONGEST #3 40-173 51 107 1 167 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
PICKY URCHIN 33-3152 28 13 0 166 THE INEPTS (419) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
IN THE PIG! 96-864 31 20 5 163 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 22 13 1 163 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 42 49 1 160 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 27 11 0 159 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
DALI PARTON 18-3274 46 63 3 158 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 20 28 0 158 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 42 35 1 157 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 34 19 0 155 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-NYM 46-2086 26 16 1 155 DURIN'S FOLK (2148) ARDIVENT
ELLYN 82-8983 12 10 0 155 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 45 37 1 154 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 25 26 1 153 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
AKLAR 62-3700 24 19 1 153 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
DIRT WORM 82-2315 74 44 0 152 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
-GIMLI 51-2415 41 36 2 152 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
SULACCO 4-5128 32 35 2 152 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
-CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626 28 13 0 152 MALICIOUS INTENT (5067) ALJAFIR
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 20 8 0 151 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CREME A. SHUN 17-6152 20 16 1 150 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 30 19 1 149 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 20 9 1 149 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 30 31 0 147 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
PATRIOT 82-11164 25 24 1 145 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
BLUE 19-4647 19 12 0 143 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
TOXIK 9-4704 19 11 0 143 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL
HO HUM HO 18-7884 32 26 3 142 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SPENCER 62-3610 21 16 2 140 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
LETHE 9-4782 39 43 3 138 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
COL SALOMON 17-5290 34 38 1 138 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
MARK 5-4088 42 84 2 137 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295 25 16 3 136 GRIM OBITUARY (5066) VALAMANTIS
ED 209 5-3955 35 43 4 134 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
CHIP 60-4413 12 13 1 133 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
SLAKE 82-12993 12 12 0 131 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 33 93 1 130 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
-CLAW 21-5337 26 8 2 130 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 36 43 0 126 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 25 16 0 126 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
SUPERIOR II 75-760 21 7 3 125 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 51 33 0 124 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LACHES 60-5642 28 28 0 122 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
OBITER DICTA 60-5860 25 24 1 122 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
-FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889 25 20 0 122 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
CROCONAW 24-4475 20 11 1 122 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
SCORPIUS 45-3752 25 10 0 117 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
FRANK 3-5707 47 82 1 116 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
RUG BURN 18-3702 28 51 4 115 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285 23 17 2 115 THE SHIRE (3139) KHALANI
BUBBA 7-4833 28 64 0 108 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 20 8 2 108 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
ASSUR 18-7821 17 46 2 102 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
TOM THUMB 35-3791 17 3 1 102 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-NELLISTHA 2-5156 27 19 1 101 THE GOLDEN FISH (4367) NIANIA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
F. TIM 78-2315 39 48 1 100 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
LOCKED IN 32-4049 22 13 1 100 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
SCRAG 82-1704 9 2 0 100 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 23 20 1 99 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-GOMER 3-6326 29 10 1 98 THE NUKES (1445) OSKSI
MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 16 5 0 97 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 40 37 0 96 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 30 28 0 96 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 27 9 3 95 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GUARDIAN 82-16527 13 7 0 95 RESSURRECTION (4941) DWES EG
-SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066 30 20 0 94 PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192) KOLACT
-HOBO JO 63-2520 25 19 0 94 WAYFARERS (3705) AMEN-TEI
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 22 1 0 93 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
FINALITY 82-4063 16 7 0 92 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CORAL BEAUTY 18-7315 24 17 0 89 BIG MEAN FISH (1304) TALCAMA
ARGINASE 16-4137 10 3 1 88 ENZYMES (4982) WILLAF
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 8 0 0 87 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 14 3 1 85 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
-UNION JACK 36-6015 26 6 0 84 BLITZKRIEG (2786) JHANS
CHERRY 2000 31-4994 20 11 1 84 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
NEUROMANCER 5-2757 24 18 0 83 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
-DISMAY 43-1906 18 10 1 83 HELL'S PAWNS (1242) VEASTIAN
PIYA 71-5625 10 4 0 83 THAI INQUISITION (5036) KYR'TERR
BOZO 42-4016 22 30 0 81 CLOWNING AROUND (4923) RODEKI
-FREDERICK DOUGLASS 5-4424 18 6 1 81 I'M HISTORY (5061) KALTOS
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 25 21 1 80 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209 18 8 0 80 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
-GEORGE STARK 42-1589 23 30 0 79 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 25 8 0 78 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
ORAL B 82-10020 13 3 0 78 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
SCRAG 96-1173 9 4 4 78 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 27 17 1 77 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TITANIA 65-5835 18 12 0 77 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
MANTISSA 82-9324 11 3 0 77 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
GORTEK 60-5619 12 6 0 76 DWARVEN HEROES (5082) ARADI
<RETARDED RV> 7-5279 22 7 0 75 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-GANDALF 66-2684 27 35 1 74 WANDERERS (3622) TARRGIR
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 21 26 1 74 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-SCRAG'S LIZARD 73-4988 15 10 1 71 DARK CIRCLE PETS II (4794) ERINIKA
DONNA 36-5966 15 8 0 71 BABES (3876) JHANS
-SELAUNAH 63-2551 20 8 1 69 WAYFARERS (3705) AMEN-TEI
-LEGION '8' 71-2369 7 3 1 69 D.O.A. (4770) KYR'TERR
MAGENTA 3-5711 47 81 0 67 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
JERICO 7-4862 24 61 0 67 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
SKYWISE 11-5687 25 31 1 66 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
WILLY T MAC 82-5925 9 6 0 66 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
BULLSHOT 7-5238 17 7 3 65 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4719) BONSUR
-VASSAL 18-7637 26 14 2 64 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
CITATION 15-3925 18 14 0 64 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 13 2 5 64 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
-L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 22 17 0 63 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
-PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 19 11 1 62 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
ADOBE 17-6033 29 11 0 61 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 26 24 0 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-HANNAH 51-5059 15 13 3 61 AMAZON ELITE (4807) TRICORUS
MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 11 8 0 61 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF
WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 7 4 0 61 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG
ADAM 7-4830 26 66 2 60 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-THE SADMAN 71-4191 17 9 0 60 SHADOW C (5087) KYR'TERR
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 28 24 0 59 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-BADGER 12-5940 15 13 1 59 HIGH JINKS (5084) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 26 131 5 58 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-GUNSLINGER 42-1587 20 28 2 58 KING'S KREW (4930) RODEKI
-WOLF SPIDER 3-6324 16 8 2 58 SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728) OSKSI
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 19 21 2 57 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PELICAN 41-3949 18 13 0 57 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 22 16 0 56 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NIGHTWYN 15-891 18 16 2 56 KAMAKAZI HITMEN (5088) MALCORN
GOKU 7-5628 17 3 0 56 WASTELAND II (1947) BONSUR
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 18 6 1 55 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064) KATI-TEI
SON OF SAM 82-7015 8 6 2 55 NO REMORSE (5071) DWES EG
THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825 21 13 0 54 SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049) ARADI
ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623 20 18 2 54 THE ZOO (2721) WILLAF
-RIFF 60-6452 15 6 3 54 SWIFT CURRENT (4684) ARADI
-LADY DIVAN 10-5456 15 8 1 54 SPRINGBORN (3219) KOLACT
SLY 97-1279 10 5 8 54 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
-MCARTHUR 17-6611 16 5 0 53 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362 11 4 0 51 WANNABEES (4626) KYR'TERR
COCAINE 78-2311 25 66 0 50 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
STARBREAKER 32-4039 23 8 1 50 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 22 11 2 50 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SURFER ROSA 97-1192 12 1 3 47 COLLEGE RADIO (5054) SHADOW GROVE
GINA TAILIA 21-4817 16 13 0 46 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
2 INAROW 82-22945 2 4 0 46 REDUX 6 (5045) DWES EG
-TRAVELLING 53-6729 14 3 0 45 SHOULD BE CALLED (5081) KHALHUMS
ON THE WASHER 82-10019 5 10 0 45 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 22 77 0 43 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
STRONGBOW 11-5686 18 35 0 43 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080 17 9 0 43 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064) KATI-TEI
NICKEL 26-4240 22 23 0 42 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 21 34 1 42 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
CHIP ENSER 62-4140 14 19 2 41 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS
WOLVERINE 82-6651 0 7 0 40 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 32 51 0 35 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-LEGOLAS 51-3349 25 23 4 34 THE FELLOWSHIP (1693) TRICORUS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JERICO 7-4862 24 61 0 MORGAN'S BOYS 2702 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 486
MAGENTA 3-5711 47 81 0 TRANSVESTITES 4336 THIRD OMEN 6-5862 486
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The Butcher -- You should've met the Pig we fought last time. -- Xylz Aree
P.S. I do like pork sausage, you see.
Gordian -- Ah, but I'm skilled with such knots. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Jacob -- Ah, I see the Commission was being amusing again, at your expense this time.
But if you hadn't been wearing the beard, their pea-sized minds would have noted that
you're six-foot-four and very probably not a dwarf. -- Similde
Claw -- That is a moderately impressive set you've got there. What kind of nail
polish do you use, anyway? -- Glory
Toxik -- Quite the home-town match, wasn't it? Be glad you died HERE and not back in
Zukal. -- Lethe
Manager TCs -- Gods, that is SO embarrassing! I was going to say that naturally I
would lose to someone who's associated with a TC, and then I saw how you were
running.... Crazy, aren't you? -- Chip Enser, who is not paid enough to fight crazy
people
Limpy Two-Screws -- I didn't believe a dwarf could be suave. -- Nolan Orgel
P.S. I still don't believe it.
Galen -- I don't want your sympathy or your daisies. Where are MY apples? -- Nolan
Orgel
I ran out of apples, but I am sending someone right over with a basket of nearly
ripe persimmons. Enjoy.
Galen -- Is that where Persistent Beggars come from? -- Debby Tonte
I can't remember what we were talking about so...probably. Or not.
Sorrow -- Ow, ow, ow! That was very traumatic! You're really good at that thing you
do. -- Khirza
Marcinko -- How'd you like that? -- Sir Vivor
Debbie Does DM -- How'd you like that? -- 50 Sucks
1 March 2005
The Contract
[as retold by Hammer the WordSmith]
What had begun as a contract for swords and armor between a well known name in
the DM community and the former VC Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe was destined to impact and altar the landscape of the dueling
community for years to come.
The following is but a condensed retelling of history in the making.
Hammer continued sipping his tankard of Elven Tonic as the mysterious hooded
figure quietly seated himself across the table from the Veteran Manager whose back
was against the wall; allowing for a subtle, but effective surveillance of the dimly
lit tavern.
Recent events in both Illis and North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena had stunned the DM
managerial world with the announcement that Hammer had resigned from his position as
a well respected member of the Vendetta Cartel Alliance.
Those managers and associates closest to Hammer were shocked and dismayed that
there seemed to be NO Rational Explanation for Hammer making such a seemingly
irrational, hasty and extremely illogical decision; by what seemed to be a spur of
the moment reaction following the Declaration of War by Hammer in the DM 47 P-ads.
This is what stirred the mysterious hooded figure to seek Hammer with a request
that would change the managerial course of both men; ultimately Rocking the
Managerial World of Alastari as a result of the forthcoming decisions reached by the
two Veterans.
Time passed swiftly as both Veteran Managers discussed how the landscape of the
DM game on the sands of Alastari had changed over the years both in Basic and Tourney
play; producing a new breed of managers who would of necessity band together in an
alliance with a common goal; waging war against antagonists while improving the
managerial skills of each participating member in their glorious quest for DM
excellence.
Hammer listened intently as his unexpected guest inquired about the situation in
North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena; revealing his desire to participate in the upcoming
Turf War 4 contest in DM 47 with an alliance that would accept him on a more
permanent basis other than for just fighting together as a TW4 alliance to win fame
and Gift Certs.
Here was a Veteran Manager, seeking the advice of Hammer regarding an alliance
to join on a permanent basis; plus extending a sword arm of friendship and requesting
that Hammer join him as an alliance mate with those who would welcome their
membership.
The Iron in the Words of Hammer had produced this opportunity as a result of the
recent conflicts witnessed first hand by the manager seated across the table from
Hammer. This Veteran Manager had been secretly searching and scouting around
Alastari for someone worth his mettle to fight alongside; someone who would know
where to find the perfect gang of rebels who were unafraid of waging war against
anyone.
Hammer knew exactly where to look and in a matter of days the two newcomers were
welcomed into the ranks of a group of managers who received them as war waging equals
in an alliance that had joined a Confederation of Alliances for the TW4 contest.
Fighting under the banner of The Illuminati Confederation of Alliances alongside
members of Chaos Inc, kLk and The Company of Brothers during the TW4 was more than
either of the two Veteran Managers had envisioned a few months ago.
Hammer was now entering a new journey with a new attitude.
Perhaps you readers may have noticed that new attitude by now since this
announcement by Hammer is uncharacteristically Exclamation Point Free.
Except for the famous quote by Hammer at the end of this announcement.
Now that Hammer and the Mysterious Hooded Figure have agreed to join forces with
an alliance whose members have welcomed them enthusiastically; let those who desire
to be antagonistic be forewarned as to the identities of these newly welcomed wagers
of war:
Tripwire
kLk Bringer of Pain
Hammer
kLk WordSmith and WeaponSmith
Minister of War
Illuminati Idealist
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing? Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice? The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned). I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be. I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated! I
can be contacted at:
Danny Warren
#28341
P.O. Box 250
Draper, UT 84070
or:
Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47
28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands! Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on! What is this contest? It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack. Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?). It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances
28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here! ScumFest 2005! The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!
Who: All Scum in Alastari
What: Scum Fest 2005!
Where: Talahya
When: May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499
Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.
Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)
There are no other rules. A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal. Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!
To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com
Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants. You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.
Prizes will be announced after the competition begins. The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.
Good luck and Happy Scumming!
-- Manager
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARCINKO was viciously subdued by SIR VIVOR in a unpopular 27 minute Challenge fight.
LANCELOT was subdued by STONE KILLER in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee.
KOGITSUNE MARU savagely defeated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EVE devastated AFRICAN GREY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ARCOS bested STANLEY'S CUP in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE was overpowered by MEADOW VOLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DOMINO unbelievably bested SWEETNESS in a popular 8 minute Challenge competition.
BLONDIE vanquished RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
NORAF savagely defeated JOHN HOLMES in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
SODOM overpowered STRONGEST #3 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PATRIOT overpowered FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SCORPIUS was subdued by MARK in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
THIRD OMEN viciously butchered MAGENTA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
SECOND OMEN demolished COCAINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CRIMSON BLUSH easily killed JERICO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARK THUNDER narrowly defeated 2 INAROW in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
PSYCHOPATH was handily defeated by BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN defeated H.P. LOVECRAFTED in a 2 minute bout.
POPE was subdued by BURST in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
NUNZIO overpowered STONEWALL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
MAX FACTOR overpowered MATA HARI in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SPOTTED PONY slimly won victory over LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
PIPE BOMB subdued MY FAIR LADY in a 2 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
LINDA LOVELACE was overpowered by DALLAS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEEG was vanquished by CARTHORIS JEDDAK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
JIMBY was unbelievably bested by PEACE in a exciting 4 minute duel.
SIRTON was overpowered by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GORDON handily defeated MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 4 minute gory one-sided fight.
W.T. POOH luckily beat KING BEAR in a exciting 6 minute gory bout.
JOHNNY B GOODE was overcome by ONE NIGHT STAND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
HOT HAZEL viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
WIMPY WIND savagely defeated JACKASS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
THE BEAST overpowered SIR VILE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COUCH POTATO was handily defeated by ACK VERT in a popular 3 minute gory uneven match.
KRARSHT was vanquished by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
WOBBLENUT handily defeated 50 SUCKS in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
SORROW vanquished RONALD REAGAN in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
EBONSKAITH vanquished E AHO LAULA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROAD TO DAKAR was narrowly defeated by KATE BUSH in a 3 minute competition.
TICKLE ME HOFFA was handily defeated by JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM was overpowered by ASH in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
COM DOT was defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 5 minute brutal competition.
PISTOL was demolished by SIDAHS in a 2 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
GORDIAN demolished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was devastated by SIR ENE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEBBIE DOES DM was subdued by UNOC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
DOAMER was overpowered by ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LADY LUCK bested STILLWATER in a 2 minute brawl.
HEARSAY narrowly defeated JOHN in a action packed 3 minute bloody bout.
NICK NITRO was defeated by SIDON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
MICHELLE RROSTARR was unbelievably bested by QRAPPY in a exciting 3 minute contest.
VIGO overpowered LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRON HEAD LEE handily defeated KHIRZA in a popular 3 minute bloody mismatched battle.
SIMILDE savagely defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD won victory over PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
WHITE WATER HIPPO defeated PYGMY SHREW in a 2 minute fight.
S. MARY ROSE was vanquished by DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
RABID DOG demolished ELLYN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SUDSY DEODORANT was demolished by GLORY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARPET BURN was savagely defeated by THE BISMARCK in a 3 minute gory match.
DARQ SPIRIT overpowered KEOKOTAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOOBATRON vanquished AXIS OF EVIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SNIPE HUNTER subdued ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute gruesome match.
POTOMACC was viciously subdued by HOFFA in a popular 8 minute gory battle.
NEPHRON vanquished GLITTER MARKS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
RIFF-RAFF viciously subdued RUG BURN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
FURTIVE RETURNS was savagely defeated by HO HUM HO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
XYLZ AREE was handily defeated by LARCENY in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
SPUTTER beat CREME A. SHUN in a exciting 2 minute contest.
LETHE was devastated by BOISE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DALI PARTON was subdued by IN THE PIG! in a exciting 3 minute fray.
PICKY URCHIN was viciously subdued by CARNAL in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
CHIP was vanquished by PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE BUTCHER was vanquished by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLISS won victory over BLUE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
ED 209 was demolished by AKLAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH overpowered CROCONAW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIRT WORM was viciously subdued by GOLDWRAP in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
SNAPPY GEORGE savagely defeated LACHES in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
PUDDING PARADE savagely defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 7 minute contest.
SWINGDADDY-O devastated LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SULACCO vanquished SLAKE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
F. TIM was overpowered by OBITER DICTA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUBBA was vanquished by SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK lost to TOXIK in a 2 minute melee.
CHEESE STEAK vanquished SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER subdued COL SALOMON in a popular 2 minute duel.
WALL OF GLASS unbelievably bested ALL-BLACK ZEBRA in a action packed 3 minute fray.
SALENA WARSMITH handily defeated CITATION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ASSUR demolished PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
NEUROMANCER was devastated by SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BOZO was savagely defeated by FINALITY in a popular 4 minute gory fight.
GUARDIAN beat BULLSHOT in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
TOM THUMB handily defeated SKYWISE in a action packed 1 minute uneven competition.
MARCH MADNESS handily defeated WILLIE BROWN in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHERRY 2000 was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PIYA devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
TITANIA vanquished ON THE WASHER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CHIP ENSER was vanquished by WILLY T MAC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GORTEK vanquished LIPPS MCFRENZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE SCROD GODDESS was viciously subdued by DONNA in a action packed 2 minute contest.
ADAM defeated CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS devastated GINA TAILIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was savagely defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a 3 minute bloody duel.
PELICAN was devastated by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WOLVERINE was savagely defeated by GOKU in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
SON OF SAM overcame NICKEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
2 + 2 = 4 subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
<RETARDED RV> handily defeated NOLAN ORGEL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MANTISSA handily defeated NIGHTWYN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ORAL B overpowered POOPIEHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHIMPANZEE overpowered STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
STARBREAKER was demolished by SCRAG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CUP O'PIZZA handily defeated SLY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! subdued JONES in a popular 5 minute gruesome match.
SWEATCAKE was luckily beaten by ADOBE in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
GOUT GOUT was vanquished by DRAUGHT DODGER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
MANAGER TC'S was viciously subdued by ARGINASE in a 2 minute brutal match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 76 AIMED BLOW 133 - 101 - 2 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 33 LUNGING ATTACK 398 - 348 - 7 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 33 SLASHING ATTACK 166 - 160 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 25 WALL OF STEEL 173 - 172 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 PARRY-STRIKE 35 - 38 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 17 TOTAL PARRY 113 - 124 - 1 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 92 - 104 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 28 - 33 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 BASHING ATTACK 45 - 60 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 STRIKING ATTACK 64 - 101 - 0 39 |
Turn 486 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 5 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 30 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 18 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 15 - 10 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 10 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 12 - 21
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK STONE KILLER 21-5245 52 13 1 346 NASTY MOB (4730)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 127 71 2 343 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 98 44 0 309 SIR AGLIO (2079)
SLASHING ATTACK WOBBLENUT 18-6650 86 57 0 297 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 60 50 1 281 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
PARRY-STRIKE KATE BUSH 18-1413 87 61 0 228 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE GOOBATRON 7-5026 35 28 1 216 FLOWER CHILDREN (314)
STRIKING ATTACK ASH 17-6145 25 7 1 208 DELTA DOOM (4745)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIMILDE 51-4248 62 105 0 206 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
BASHING ATTACK AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 22 28 2 194 BIRDS (4735)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SWEETNESS 62-3121. The ten other most popular fighters were KING BEAR
35-3629, FINALITY 82-4063, HOT HAZEL 98-608, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, POTOMACC 21-5489,
HOFFA 49-3185, JONES 14-1283, PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, SWEATCAKE 18-8217, and COM DOT
65-6217.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR VIVOR 10-4065. The other ten least
popular fighters were MARCINKO 97-961, SLY 97-1279, STARBREAKER 32-4039, NIGHTWYN
15-891, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, GINA TAILIA 21-4817, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, SKYWISE
11-5687, NEUROMANCER 5-2757, and PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 3 5 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 4 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 5 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 4 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 3 7 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 0 1 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 4 0
BONSUR(7) 6 4 1 LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 2 0
KOLACT(10) 4 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 2 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 4 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 3 3 0 ARVAT(32) 0 3 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
DULLENS(13) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 3 0 JHANS(36) 3 0 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 3 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 2 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 18 10 0
TALCAMA(18) 16 15 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 5 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 6 5 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 2 7 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SORROW 1-2863 56 31 2 298 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
THE BEAST 3-5547 64 79 0 247 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 60 50 1 281 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
MY FAIR LADY 5-3739 21 4 0 200 DAPHNE'S LADIES (55) KALTOS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 20 8 2 108 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 127 71 2 343 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
TOXIK 9-4704 19 11 0 143 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 98 44 0 309 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 20 8 0 151 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182 34 41 0 204 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
ARCOS 13-3373 39 68 2 216 EL EQUIDO (3225) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 26 131 5 58 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 54 51 1 229 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 44 34 1 195 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
DOMINO 17-3227 66 50 2 224 THE OFFENDERS (1987) ALJAFIR
ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829 88 74 7 398 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 38 41 2 225 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
STONE KILLER 21-5245 52 13 1 346 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
RONALD REAGAN 22-831 36 23 1 196 CONSPIRACY INC. (706) SOLVEN
CROCONAW 24-4475 20 11 1 122 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
LANCELOT 25-3794 49 42 2 205 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376 60 42 1 226 FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 35 43 1 223 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 29 15 3 194 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 40 39 1 197 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
SIDON 31-3712 39 26 2 195 DARQUE FORCES (4880) CHIMLEVTAL
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 31 12 1 200 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 79 57 0 228 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 49 60 0 203 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
KING BEAR 35-3629 33 19 2 204 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 73 22 1 290 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 22 77 0 43 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 51 107 1 167 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 22 28 2 194 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 46 44 5 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PEEG 43-2613 146 135 3 195 TALES (2584) VEASTIAN
SCORPIUS 45-3752 25 10 0 117 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
HOFFA 49-3185 67 99 0 196 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
NUNZIO 51-4799 33 13 1 320 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
50 SUCKS 60-4129 81 41 2 197 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 54 35 0 206 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 34 24 0 202 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
COM DOT 65-6217 58 39 0 195 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 68 37 2 218 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PIYA 71-5625 10 4 0 83 THAI INQUISITION (5036) KYR'TERR
EVE 72-4596 20 5 0 211 DARQUE FORCES (4884) DRAGONHEAD
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 30 8 0 238 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
HEARSAY 75-2721 35 32 3 191 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
SIDAHS 77-176 44 33 3 204 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 42 49 1 160 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 38 17 1 264 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 31 20 5 163 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 42 24 5 208 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
HOT HAZEL 98-608 36 32 4 237 JUNKYARD WARS (4500) SYVYN'S HILL
HOLD THE DATES! (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)
Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005. It will be
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy. The rooms
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released!
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. See you there!
Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!),
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge),
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--please make your
reservation soon before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet. We hope you're all
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!