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Date   : 04/12/2005    Duedate: 04/25/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-487

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     6    2  0 75.0      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    KAMAKAZI HITMEN 15/5088                     METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
  2-THE FURIOUS  71/5086    2    1  0 66.7      ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
  3 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929   31   17  0 64.6      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                       ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                       NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
  4 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     740  426 10 63.5   17 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1560 1393 19 52.8
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                          BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                    18 QUBIT 10/4490        1019  922 10 52.5
  5-THE BOLT 62/4779      404  242  5 62.5      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
  6 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   81   50  2 61.8      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     115   72  0 61.5      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    19-DELTA DOOM 17/4745     43   39  0 52.4
  8 CORPS 74/3405        2662 1692 50 61.1      SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        20 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   24   22  0 52.2
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        21-SPRINGFIELD  82/5069  317  297  3 51.6
    BABES 36/3876                            22 ENIGMA 62/4768        225  216  1 51.0
  9 KA-POW! 15/3970      1179  783 13 60.1      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
 10-MEOW MIX 21/4519      185  132  4 58.4      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
 11 ENZYMES 16/4982       423  302  5 58.3      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           THE ZOO 16/2721                       
    RAPTURE 82/4961                          23 ARENA FELINES 9/4441  127  122  0 51.0
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    24 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  655  640  9 50.6
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049            
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
 12-PHILLY 82/4942       1576 1148 17 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                       25-HYBRIDS V 82/5075      94   93  1 50.3
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    ATTACK OF THE CLONES 82/5073          
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   4-LETTER NAMES 82/5076                
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      26 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   773  772  6 50.0
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/4719             
    REDUX 6 82/5045                             DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    REDUX! 82/5074                              BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 
 13-KANSANS 82/5077       995  799 13 55.5      DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                  
    CATHOUSE 14/5079                            WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
 14 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430  310  253  2 55.1      GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064              
 15-THINGS THAT  33/5080  234  205  2 53.3   27-PIMPS 9/4318           30   30  0 50.0
 16 THE INEPTS 33/419     317  280  2 53.1      THAI INQUISITION 71/5036              
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                  40-GRIM OBITUAR 62/5066   50   63  2 44.2
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                           MALICIOUS INTENT 17/5067              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                       41 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    61   78  1 43.9
    RESSURRECTION 82/4941                       CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                    42-THE SHIRE 55/3139     267  343  2 43.8
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          DURIN'S FOLK 46/2148                  
 28-HELL'S PAWNS 43/1242    3    3  0 50.0      WANDERERS 66/3622                     
 29 LEGALESE 75/4658      241  254  3 48.7      THE FELLOWSHIP 51/1693                
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      THE ENTISH 42/2289                    
    LEGALESE 60/5016                         43 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      263  339  1 43.7
 30 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  229  241  2 48.7   44-NINJAS 7/4241          74   97  2 43.3
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   GENOCIDE 51/4423                      
 31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  715  792 12 47.4      PRAETORIAN GUARD 10/4192              
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     THE WARRIORS 10/438                   
 32 GIFTED 69/3978        864  973  9 47.0   45 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    681  903  6 43.0
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    ASYLUM 69/3722                              ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                          WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
    NEWMAN HALL 2/5078                          MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 33 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     127  152  1 45.5      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                     46 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   22   35  1 38.6
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                     47-MEDIEVAL CHA 22/5085   18   30  0 37.5
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    48-I AM SAM 75/5083       41   74  0 35.7
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                   49 MEN 29/4412           710 1339 12 34.7
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  696  845  8 45.2      JOHNS 5/3510                          
 35 ELFQUEST 11/4928       75   92  1 44.9      TALES 43/2584                         
    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866                  WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 36-I'M HISTORY 5/5061     25   31  0 44.6      HABIT 78/4547                         
 37 WASTELAND 18/1887      12   15  0 44.4      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    WASTELAND II 7/1947                         MIKES 14/3982                         
    ANOTHER DIABLO? 82/5090                     JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    SHOULD BE CALLED 53/5081                 50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   81  167  0 32.7
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                    51 BLUE MOON 9/3907      489 1036  5 32.1
 38 BIRDS 41/4735         230  289  3 44.3      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    RESCUE 77/3887                              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    ERRATA 25/3564                              MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                        52 BLITZKRIEG 35/5092      1    3  0 25.0
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          53-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    8   25  0 24.2
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                    54-KING'S KREW 42/4930     1   10  0  9.1
 39 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  188  237  0 44.2   55-HIGH JINKS 12/5084      0    1  0  0.0
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    56-CLOWNING ARO 42/4923    0    1  0  0.0
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well hi there,

     It's great to see you on this fine spring morning!  Stone Killer remains our
Tower Guardian despite refusing to write a column.  Amazing.  Of course, even with
the disadvantage of not writing, it's hard not to lose with challenges like this one:
STONE KILLER (21-5245) (52-13-1,346) of NASTY MOB challenged MR. WRINKLE-FREE (42-
3880) (46-44-5,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  STONE KILLER demolished MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a
1 minute Challenge Title melee.
     There was one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle.  You know, I think our
current generation of tourney-entering managers may not understand how to make a TV
challenge.  As I understand it, you just write TV on the form, nice and big.
MARCINKO (97-961) (42-24-5,208) of ROGUE WARRIOR TV challenged SIR VIVOR (10-4065)
(98-44-0,309) of SIR AGLIO.  MARCINKO viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in an unpopular 28
minute Challenge fight.  This was our longest fight, twice as long as the runner-up.
If you will look at the records of these two warriors, it appears that Sir Vivor,
though a Total Parry himself,  must not have fought that many really good defensive
warriors in his career.  Though he had twice the experience, a better win percentage
and half again the recognition, he couldn't beat this opponent.  Well done, Marcinko.
I note that Sir Vivor was this turn's least popular warrior with Marcinko right
behind him.  The spectators just don't like to be kept waiting that long.
     Of course, our overall popularity leader was Ho-Chan the Axe.  The stunningly
active HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (117-160-2,187) of SAND DANCERS fought SULACCO (4-
5128) (32-35-2,152) of DEATH ON A STIK.  HO-CHAN THE AXE was savagely defeated by
SULACCO in a 4 minute competition.  However, scarcely anyone noticed Sulacco, so
dazzled were they by Ho-Chan's orange leather outfit with red and yellow fringe
leaping around with the Adantri favorite's every movement.  The outfit was so bright
it was almost metacouture, but worn with undeniable flare.
     This cycle, the most popular warrior was Sweetness.  SWEETNESS (62-3121) (48-26-
0,202) of THE BEARS challenged JIM PENGOUIN (34-3272) (49-60-0,203) of THE PENTARCHY.
SWEETNESS vanquished JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  In his
minute on the sand, Sweetness looked very fierce.  Personally, I prefer a fight long
enough to get a bit more involved in.
     Captain Crunch was our most challenged warrior.  He has a winning record, but
for some reason he looked rather appetizing to a few too many opponents.  THE BUTCHER
(21-5374) (27-11-0,159) of NASTY MOB challenged CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) (19-10-1,180)
of TECHNOLOGY.  THE BUTCHER handily defeated CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute Challenge
conflict.
     A couple of good men died this cycle.  SALENA WARSMITH (11-5524) (23-20-1,99) of
SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought PORTERHOUSE ARREST (41-4059) (18-6-1,55) of GLAD TO MEAT
YOU.  SALENA WARSMITH butchered PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute gory uneven battle.
Experience carried the day, I would say.  I've sent Porterhouse a jug of freshly
squeezed orange juice and a gift certificate for a full-body massage at Goldie's.
     Willy T Mac was our second fatality of the day.  WILLY T MAC (82-5925) (9-6-
0,66) of RAPTURE fought SON OF SAM (82-7015) (8-6-2,55) of NO REMORSE.  WILLY T MAC
was assassinated by SON OF SAM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Look at those records.
Were you both brought back in the dead tourney?  If so, then Willy, I feel very sorry
for you for having to go to the edge of Ahringol's realm yet again.  I hope you don't
remember too much of that.  Just to remind you of the joys of living, I have arranged
for you an evening with Tosserien Talltree, one of our city's most charming
courtesans.  You will be picked up in a finely appointed carriage drawn by six young
stallions.  There is a good chance they will run away and completely rewrite the
evening for you.  If they don't, you will dine at Le Chateau de Mont Joie, the best
example of Bonsurian cuisine on the Isle.  After your dessert and wine have settled,
you and Ms. Talltree will ride to the Grey Lady Opera House where you may enjoy a
performance of the brilliant comedy, "The Pirate Queen," by Daisy June Wilder.
Finally, you will go to the Fifth Eye nightclub for drinks and entertainment and to
have your fortune told.  After that, what you and Ms. Talltree may wish to do is your
own business.  And my advice for the future:  Try not to get killed again, because
the Commission won't spring for an expense like that very often.
     The Bears were most avoided by Another Diablo?.  Well done.
     Should I offer any advice today?  Just this:  Learn to meditate.  Sometimes you
need peace when there is no peace around you.  You must learn to find it inside
yourself.

                                                                         Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        53  13  1  358  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      89  74  7  425  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              128  71  2  354  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 SORROW 1-2863               57  31  2  319  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           87  57  0  308  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            37  32  4  259  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    61  42  1  248  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           80  57  0  239  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ACK VERT 18-7429            45  34  1  238  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           88  61  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             43  24  5  237  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 NORAF 82-3856               28  16  0  237  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 GORDIAN 63-2104             35  24  0  234  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             30  24  1  231  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DOMINO 17-3227              67  50  2  230  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 DALLAS 18-6860              25  32  0  230  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 ARCOS 13-3373               40  68  2  222  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           40  38  0  222  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         52  36  3  220  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          56  45  0  218  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
 KHIRZA 7-1862              127 144  3  217  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 SIDAHS 77-176               45  33  3  217  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           59  46  1  215  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SWEETNESS 62-3121           49  26  0  215  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         55  50  2  213  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         30  15  3  213  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  55  35  0  212  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 LANCELOT 25-3794            50  42  2  212  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   37  20  0  212  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 QRAPPY 10-4761              54  64  1  211  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         22   4  0  211  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
-EVE 72-4596                 20   5  0  211  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           34  19  2  210  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 JIMBY 42-3777               57  51  1  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          38  47  0  209  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 PEEG 43-2613               147 135  3  208  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      63  61  2  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ASH 17-6145                 25   7  1  208  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         83  54  1  206  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PISTOL 65-6205              52  49  1  206  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 STILLWATER 25-3762          34  60  0  206  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       25  10  0  206  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 MATA HARI 41-3812           45  38  1  205  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 THE BEAST 3-5547            64  80  0  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          47  47  0  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       36  28  1  204  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 VIGO 18-6086                35  14  0  204  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 KRARSHT 21-750              34  26  4  204  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
-H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    34  41  0  204  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     50  47  1  203  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        37  23  1  203  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         76  41  1  202  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      32  12  1  202  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-MOLOCH 62-1267              32  45  1  201  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 SIR ENE 10-4360             59  45  3  200  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    46  45  5  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   36  39  0  200  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  15  1  200  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         45  34  1  199  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 UNOC 82-12676               20  13  0  199  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            81  42  2  198  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 GORDON 36-4536              73  23  1  198  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 GLORY 1-6847                50  59  0  198  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           17   2  0  198  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           98  45  0  197  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         58  63  2  197  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   57  53  3  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NUNZIO 51-4799              33  14  1  197  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    80  69  1  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      62  29  1  196  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        49  61  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 NEPHRON 30-4147             40  40  1  196  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PEACE 19-4280               38  42  2  196  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 POPE 5-4090                 62  65  2  195  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-SIDON 31-3712               39  26  2  195  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           38  18  1  195  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         23  13  1  195  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        44  35  1  194  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 RABID DOG 82-1078           23  21  0  194  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 COM DOT 65-6217             58  40  0  193  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          54  52  1  193  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 CARNAL 21-5388              40  29  0  193  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        21   2  0  193  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       65  36  2  192  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 BURST 25-3654               45  38  1  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 STONEWALL 25-3895           40  48  2  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  44  1  192  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-TRUE LIES 62-2026           31  40  1  192  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          30   9  0  191  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-SIRTON 82-9190              23  11  0  191  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       48  49  1  190  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      48  43  0  190  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-SATOSHI KUNO 7-5229         33  25  0  190  NINJAS (4241)              BONSUR
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            39  36  2  189  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 HEARSAY 75-2721             35  33  3  188  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        32  39  0  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     68  38  2  186  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BLISS 74-2940               39  27  0  186  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 HOFFA 49-3185               67 100  0  185  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            35  29  1  185  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 JACKASS 21-4526             31  35  0  185  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-SODOM 31-4368               28  11  1  185  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         28  11  0  185  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 SIMILDE 51-4248             62 106  0  184  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 E AHO LAULA 21-4224         47  29  0  184  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 SPUTTER 82-15095            41  26  1  184  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      21   8  0  184  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    63  70  0  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LARCENY 75-2720             39  35  0  183  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    60  59  0  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   59  64  0  182  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        46  37  1  182  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        43  39  0  182  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    33  36  0  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         60  51  1  181  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      36  24  0  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            28  14  2  181  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVERSTORM 69-641            59  59  2  180  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-CULUBRA 10-235              59  82  0  180  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         44  57  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        45  26  0  178  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SULACCO 4-5128              33  35  2  178  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     32  46  3  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SIR VILE 10-4754            38  36  1  176  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-SMEAGOL 51-2514             36  33  0  176  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 JOHN 29-4177                54  74  0  175  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       35  19  0  170  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MERIADOC BRANDYBUC 51-2911  35  17  0  169  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
-JACOB 10-233                65  82  3  168  THE WARRIORS (438)         KOLACT
-VAL BEMERIKI 51-5018        53  44  3  168  GENOCIDE (4423)            TRICORUS
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   44  30  2  168  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      38  43  0  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-QUICKBEAM 42-1955           25  20  0  168  THE ENTISH (2289)          RODEKI
-STRONGEST #3 40-173         51 107  1  167  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 DOAMER 18-2265              36  37  1  166  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        28  13  0  166  THE INEPTS (419)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     117 161  2  165  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  29  2  165  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           74  45  0  164  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       42  36  1  163  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          31  20  5  163  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       19  11  1  163  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  49  1  162  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            63  67  4  160  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         47  63  3  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           25  27  1  160  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 POTOMACC 21-5489            31  26  0  159  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CHIP 60-4413                13  13  1  159  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
-NYM 46-2086                 26  16  1  155  DURIN'S FOLK (2148)        ARDIVENT
 TOXIK 9-4704                20  11  0  155  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
-ELLYN 82-8983               12  10  0  155  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
-AKLAR 62-3700               24  19  1  153  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
-GIMLI 51-2415               41  36  2  152  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  31  0  152  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-CRITICAL IMPACT 17-4626     28  13  0  152  MALICIOUS INTENT (5067)    ALJAFIR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           33  26  3  150  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       20  16  1  150  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 PATRIOT 82-11164            26  24  1  149  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       20   9  1  149  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         35  38  1  147  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     30  20  1  145  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 SLAKE 82-12993              12  13  0  144  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                40  43  3  143  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-BLUE 19-4647                19  12  0  143  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
-SPENCER 62-3610             21  16  2  140  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 MARK 5-4088                 42  85  2  138  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          22   7  3  138  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        25  16  3  136  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34  93  1  135  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        20  29  0  135  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    26  16  0  132  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
-CLAW 21-5337                26   8  2  130  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     24  20  2  130  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ED 209 5-3955               35  44  4  128  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CROCONAW 24-4475            21  11  1  128  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   51  34  0  127  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LACHES 60-5642              28  29  0  126  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        36  44  0  125  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-FRODO SON OF DROGO 51-2889  25  20  0  122  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        25  25  1  120  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  11  0  118  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 DEMURRER 60-5828            24  30  2  116  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-PEREGRIN TOOK 55-2285       23  17  2  115  THE SHIRE (3139)           KHALANI
 FRANK 3-5707                47  83  1  114  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  52  4  111  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BUBBA 7-4833                28  65  0  106  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           20   9  2  106  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      41  37  0  104  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SUSHEE SU 42-3983           23  35  0  104  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           23  13  1  102  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-JOHN ROSE 42-3985           22  36  0  102  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
-TOM THUMB 35-3791           17   3  1  102  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-NELLISTHA 2-5156            27  19  1  101  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
-TYCHO 10-4997               16  53  0  101  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821               17  47  2  100  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        15   3  1  100  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-SCRAG 82-1704                9   2  0  100  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
-GOMER 3-6326                29  10  1   98  THE NUKES (1445)           OSKSI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          28   9  3   97  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        16   5  0   97  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         23   1  0   95  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
-GUARDIAN 82-16527           13   7  0   95  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
-SHYLAYLA MINOR 10-5066      30  20  0   94  PRAETORIAN GUARD (4192)    KOLACT
-HOBO JO 63-2520             25  19  0   94  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
 FINALITY 82-4063            17   7  0   94  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CORAL BEAUTY 18-7315        24  17  0   89  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 DONNA 36-5966               16   8  0   88  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-ARGINASE 16-4137            10   3  1   88  ENZYMES (4982)             WILLAF
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          8   1  0   88  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    28  17  1   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         21  11  1   86  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         24   8  1   85  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 FREAKIN GENIUS 82-19858     19  13  0   85  ANOTHER DIABLO? (5090)     DWES EG
-UNION JACK 36-6015          26   6  0   84  BLITZKRIEG (2786)          JHANS
 SON OF SAM 82-7015           9   6  3   84  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       30  29  0   83  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-NEUROMANCER 5-2757          24  18  0   83  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-DISMAY 43-1906              18  10  1   83  HELL'S PAWNS (1242)        VEASTIAN
-PIYA 71-5625                10   4  0   83  THAI INQUISITION (5036)    KYR'TERR
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         26   8  0   82  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      19   8  0   82  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-FREDERICK DOUGLASS 5-4424   18   6  1   81  I'M HISTORY (5061)         KALTOS
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    25  21  1   80  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
-GEORGE STARK 42-1589        23  30  0   79  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
-ORAL B 82-10020             13   3  0   78  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-SCRAG 96-1173                9   4  4   78  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 GOKU 7-5628                 18   3  0   77  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-GORTEK 60-5619              12   6  0   76  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           29  24  0   75  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279        22   7  0   75  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-GANDALF 66-2684             27  35  1   74  WANDERERS (3622)           TARRGIR
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          23  16  0   72  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             26  31  1   71  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MAGENTA 3-5711              48  81  0   69  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 F. TIM 78-2315              39  49  1   69  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-SELAUNAH 63-2551            20   8  1   69  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           19  35  0   69  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TITANIA 65-5835             18  13  0   66  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      23  11  2   65  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BULLSHOT 7-5238             17   7  3   65  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4719)  BONSUR
 MANTISSA 82-9324            11   4  0   65  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 26  67  2   64  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-CITATION 15-3925            18  14  0   64  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 PELICAN 41-3949             18  14  0   63  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  27  1   62  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-ADOBE 17-6033               29  11  0   61  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           19  22  2   61  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        11   8  0   61  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
-WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        7   4  0   61  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
-PLATO 12-6003               19   3  0   60  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
-THE SADMAN 71-4191          17   9  0   60  SHADOW C (5087)            KYR'TERR
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         13   1  3   59  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
-GUNSLINGER 42-1587          20  28  2   58  KING'S KREW (4930)         RODEKI
-WOLF SPIDER 3-6324          16   8  2   58  SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728)     OSKSI
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  18   7  1   57  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-BRUENOR 3-6420              15  10  2   57  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    13   3  5   57  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  67  0   56  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-NIGHTWYN 15-891             18  16  2   56  KAMAKAZI HITMEN (5088)     MALCORN
 GINA TAILIA 21-4817         17  13  0   56  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
-THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825   21  13  0   54  SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049)  ARADI
-ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  18  2   54  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
-BATTERY 15-2293             16   5  1   54  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-RIFF 60-6452                15   6  3   54  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
 FUGAZI 38-3565              10   3  2   54  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 JONES 14-1283               26 132  5   53  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 JERICO 7-4862               24  62  0   53  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 MY BIG TOE 7-5601           15   9  0   52  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 NICKEL 26-4240              22  24  0   51  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
-BARRISTER 35-3817           15   3  3   51  BLITZKRIEG (5092)          MURSKA
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925          9   7  0   51  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   32  52  0   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  20  2   49  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080  17  10  0   47  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-2 INAROW 82-22945            2   4  0   46  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 SLY 97-1279                 10   6  8   45  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019       5  10  0   45  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 BULMA 18-8475               18   7  2   42  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            0   7  0   40  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         21  35  1   38  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  78  0   35  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-LEGOLAS 51-3349             25  23  4   34  THE FELLOWSHIP (1693)      TRICORUS
 CAT TASTROPHIE 9-4940       13   5  0   29  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       26  25  0   26  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
PORTERHOUSE ARRES 41-4059  18   7  1 GLAD TO MEAT YOU 5064  SALENA WARSMITH 11-552 487
WILLY T MAC 82-5925         9   7  0 RAPTURE 4961           SON OF SAM 82-7015     487

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Iron Head Lee -- Did you notice that the crowd wanted to send both of us to the Dark
Arena?  And guess what: I found out there really is a Dark Arena on Talahya.  It's a
nightclub.  Wanta go? -- Khirza

Crazed Goblin -- Crazed indeed!  I've heard that some people actually think orange
and purple can look good together, but frankly, THEY are crazed, too.  I was just too
stunned by your unreasonable choice of costume to put up a proper defense. -- Ho-Chan
the Axe
P.S.  And wash your hands next time!  There is NO excuse for STARTING a fight with
black hands.
P.P.S.  Well, if your whole skin is black, I suppose, but that isn't the case with
you, is it?

Violent Vole -- (recoiling)  You look like a mouse to me, and I HATE mice!
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been so violent.  Well, maybe not.  Then again, maybe I
would.  I always get stirred up around the new of the moon. -- Similde

Sudsy Deodorant -- Have you considered getting a job in a bathhouse, instead of in
the arena? -- Glory

Larceny -- You may have stolen the win, but at least I hung onto all my skills.  Ha!
-- Xylz Aree

Boise -- (rubbing her leg gingerly)  Ouch. -- Lethe

Willy T Mac -- It's always a surprise, here in Talahya, to see a familiar face.
(Sometimes even my teammates' faces don't look familiar, but that's a different
story.)  And three skills is nothing to sneeze at, so if you hear me sneezing, it's
hay fever or something. -- Chip Enser

<Retarded RV> -- That sound you make when you back up, that "beep beep"?  I hate it.
Especially since you backed into the fight and kept going backward the whole time.
Damned if I know how you pulled a win out of that. -- Nolan Orgel

28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing?  Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice?  The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned).  I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be.  I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated!  I
can be contacted at:
     Danny Warren
     #28341
     P.O. Box 250
     Draper, UT  84070
     or:
     Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47

28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands!  Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on!  What is this contest?  It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack.  Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?).  It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances

28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here!  ScumFest 2005!  The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!

Who:  All Scum in Alastari
What:  Scum Fest 2005!
Where:  Talahya
When:  May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499

Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.

Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record
- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)

There are no other rules.  A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal.  Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!

To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com

Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants.  You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.

Prizes will be announced after the competition begins.  The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.

Good luck and Happy Scumming!

-- Manager

6 April 2005
                                SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE

     I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that
the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard
Hammes) has been approved by the commission.  The contest will be held in TROCAR,
arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd.  Keep in mind that this
is a slow arena.  Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for
procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest.  This announcement follows my
last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and
give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory.  My
address is at the end.  Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the
charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game!  I
will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well.
     The contest is pretty simple.  Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on
fight experience!  There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed
and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  To
help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in
case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest.  Scoring is
as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
     personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written
     from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will
     not get the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)

     The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd.  May I
point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for
winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring.  It matters not if
you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a
contest warrior.  This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in
as well.
     If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each
warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in
death, cannot score points!  Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except
avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is
discovered.  To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no
messing with these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a
clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd.  This also counts if it is found
you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges.  You can bring a
second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage.  This
means DQ to your contest team.  A second team may also enter the contest with its own
donation of $5 and adherence to the rules.  Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like
to see the prizes so here they are:

1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
     favorite knowledge
2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

     The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and
+1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE.  These prizes also
must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest.  Even those rookie level
teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight
;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced
teams!  Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come
and test your mettle!
     Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if
that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means.  If a hopeful entrant
happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an
account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and
which team it is for.  I prefer that this only be used as donation method by
incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me.  Please drop me an email, or
diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and
the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail.  Thanks to all who have
sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my
best wishes to all!

Street Legal
Jeff Bura
193 Pepperidge Dr.
Wixom, MI 48393
triumph1971@hotmail.com
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14

12 April 2005
                               A Question of Contests
                               by Hammer the WordSmith

     The familiar figure of a veteran manager clad in an Elven War Cloak at a lone
outpost somewhere near the cross roads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen sorted through his
vast disarray of DM papers and notes.
     Hammer pondered upon the recent dispatches that he had received regarding the
upcoming contests that he had been invited to participate in; after all, most contest
managers enjoyed having a HAMMERZ stable on the sands, due to the fact that they were
usually comprised of dues paying gladiators who were just a cut above the average RSI
Stand Ins.
     The Scum Fest in ADM sponsored by the veteran manager named Manager looked like
an entertaining offer, but alas, Hammer had NO candidates worthy enough to warrant
spending the cycle fees for their fleeting participation in such a contest.
     Perhaps sometime in the future, when Hammer succeeded in graduating some Aimers
and a promising candidate from one of his slow arena stables, would be the proper
time.
     TW4 in DM 47 was already on Hammer's list of contests to participate in,
especially with the convening of the Clown Circus in North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena,
along with all the other zany personalities and alliances that promised to make this
the greatest ever Turf War contest that Alastari had ever witnessed upon the bloody
arena sands!
     Those same Clowns had sent Hammer an invitation to participate in a contest that
their Dark Knighties were sponsoring in an Andorian slow arena, but Hammer also had
an invitation to send a stable to DM 54 for a contest being held in the memory of
Slaughter Priest, one of Hammer's former alliance mates who had met with an untimely
and violently unexpected death while doing a good deed for a friend off world in San
Diego.
     Also added into the mix was an intriguing contest being sponsored by Zalgor
Prigg that was to be staged in a few months in the currently closed DM 13 Dullens
Regular Arena.
     Zalgor had contacted Hammer earlier in the year to inform the veteran manager
that his newest contest would feature a first round Dark Arena Challenge to level the
playing field.  Also, each gladiator would have a hyphenated Style listing after
their name for the Style Masters competition.
     An All Arena Ad Announcement was expected to be filed by Zalgor sometime before
the Summer 2005 Tourney, thus allowing the DM 13 Dark Arena Replacement Warriors from
the Dullens Contest to enter the Rookie Fall Mailer Tourney to prep for the contest.
     Hammer had been considering sponsoring such a Dark Arena First Round Type
Contest, but it would be much better to just enter the Zalgor sponsored contest,
rather than to be subjected to all the current Contest Host Harassment that was
plaguing the many contest arenas throughout Alastari.
     A grim smile crossed the lips of Hammer as he thought about the possibility of
the Clowns getting a taste of their own medicine while sponsoring their Andorian
contest.
     Hammer quickly took a pen and paper, writing instructions to his gladiator
trainer GrimmDorr at his Hammerz Flower Garden Morya Manor Estate on the Lake on the
outskirts of the DM 28 Morya Arena, to assemble a Cast of Cast Offs to enter the
upcoming contest being sponsored by Zalgor Prigg.
     Hammer jotted down a note to file the following stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission once Zalgor Prigg had announced the contest in Dullens DM 13 Arena:
     ASTONISH HAMMERS stable to register DARK ARENA HAMMER--SL, DARK ARENA HAMMER--
ST, DARK ARENA HAMMER--AB, DARK ARENA HAMMER--BA and DARK ARENA HAMMER--PS for the
Zalgor Prigg sponsored contest in Dullens DM 13 whenever the Gladiatorial Commission
was ready.
     Hammer then turned his attention to the two slow arena contest invitations that
tugged at his emotions for full participation.
     However, there was only room for one more stable addition in the current plans
of the veteran manager, who had deactivated his SNOW CALL HAMMERZ in DM 50 to devote
his attention to entering a new stable in a promising slow arena contest.
     Street Legal had recently cleared the air with the Gladiatorial Commission in
regards to sponsoring SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE in DM 54, which would begin in Trocar
around the first week of June.
     As yet, there seemed to be NO OFFICIAL ALL ARENA ANNOUNCEMENT from the Clowns
regarding their contest in an Andorian slow arena.
     These Clowns had a lot to learn about sponsoring and advertising contests!
     Hammer thought back to two years ago when Maximillian had convinced the veteran
manager to Co-Sponsor Maximillian's Morya Madness in the DM 28 slow arena.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades in the
Madness by entering a stable named LEE FAMILY.
     LEE FAMILY had NOT missed a single fight during the Madness until Slaughter
Priest's life was snuffed out one dark night in San Diego while helping a friend.
     When the Delarq Death Fest was sponsored by Hammer in the DM 59 Illis slow
arena, Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades by sending a stable
named FASCIST DROOL to compete for the Ten Death Fest Prize Categories.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes had been a true DM friend and
a fine competitor among many, not to mention a close comrade in arms while Hammer had
been a member of the Vendetta Cartel.
     As was written by Street Legal a.k.a. Jeff Bura in a recent All Arena Ad Eulogy
to the Memory of Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes:
     "On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked.  He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill."
     Now the DM Community who either knew Rich personally from the RT and VC Emails,
or from crossing blades on the sands with this avid DM competitor; now have the
opportunity to Honor His Memory by competing in a DM 54 contest held in his Honor.
     Could Hammer do no less?
     This was an opportunity to set aside personal goals and allocate the necessary
funds to enter a stable in SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE to Honor the Memory of Rich Hammes!
     Hammer quickly filled out an entry form to dispatch to the Gladiatorial
Commission to register the following stable in DM 54 Trocar for SLAUGHTER'S
CHALLENGE:
     Be it known that MEMORIAL HAMMERZ are hereby registering SLAUGHTER HAMMER, FASC
DROOL HAMMER, LEE FAMILY HAMMER, HONOR RICH HAMMER and GRUNGE GRL HAMMER in DM 54
Trocar for the Street Legal sponsored contest in Honor of Richard Hammes a.k.a.
Abarsis the Slaughter Priest.
     GRUNGE GIRL was one of Slaughter Priest's warriors from his FASCIST DROOL.
stable that was entered in the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59 Illis Arena, so it was only
fitting to name one of the MEMORIAL HAMMERZ gladiators after one of Rich's warriors
that had competed in a Hammer Sponsored Contest.
     Hammer leaned back in his chair and reflected upon the memories of his fallen
comrade from his days in the Vendetta Cartel. Tears moistened the veteran manager's
eyes upon every remembrance of his fallen VC comrade in arms.
     Hopefully the odd assortment of veteran and newbie managers would answer the
call to cross blades in Honor of the fallen Slaughter Priest in the type of contest
that Rich had envisioned to one day Sponsor and Participate with some of Alastari's
Finest Managers!
     This One's for YOU Rich/Slaughter Priest; May You Rest in Peace!

Hammer
WordSmith
WeaponSmith
Minister of War
kLk Knight
Illuminati Ice Pick

12 April 2005
                           FRATSFA'S QUEST FOR THE BEST!!!

     Rollup certs aplenty!  Need to know favorites for warriors initiate or above?
SURE!  Renaming of both the arena and the D.A. Monsters?  Why not!  Skill bonus
potions?  Of course!  This and more is all possible for the top 10 (ten) teams in:
Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!
     What does it cost you ask?  NOTHING!  Who is running the contest and putting up
the total of 30 rollup certs as prizes to be split up amongst the top 6 (six) teams?
Dark Knight Wasby, Dark Knight Goat and Dark Knight Toker of the Desolate Empire of
vendett@UNITED!  The gaming commission is also going to supply prizes for the top 10
(ten) teams.  Where?  FRATSFA DM-52!  When?  The month of July, T-207.
     Rules!  We, of the Desolate Empire, do not like the word Rules!  So, we use the
term requirements.  Here they are:

1.  One team per manager entered in the contest.
2.  Only (1) Total Parry on your team at a time.
3.  You must declare (1) warrior as your team's scout.
4.  Managers that have teams established in Fratsfa must have 3 (three) warriors in
    the initiates class by the contest's 3rd turn.  (If they wish to compete, or can
    send in new team!)
5.  If you bloodfeud, you must use a different warrior each time to score the
    bloodfeud points.
6.  You must declare your team in the p-ads to be entered.
7.  A declared champion and scout cannot be the same warrior.
8.  Champions are not required (manager's choice)!  Champions must be declared on the
    first fight.

     We are also offering 25 bonus points to managers that submit a brief history (5
paragraph minimum) including your manager and team name by the contest's 3rd turn.
These points will be added to the scores on turn 211.
     Now, on to the scoring:  Wins + Kills - Losses = base score
                                     Base score + Variants = Total Score

BASE SCORE POINTS
WIN = +1 point
KILL = +1 point
LOSS = -1 point

VARIANT SCORES
SCOUT WIN = +2 points
SCOUT LOSS = -2 points
SCOUT DEATH = -5 points
CHAMPION WIN = +3 points
CHAMPION LOSS = -3 points
STYLE MASTER FOR TURN = +1 point
MOST AVOIDED TEAM = +2 points
SUCCESSFUL BLOODFEUD = +2 points
FAILED BLOODFEUD = -2 points

     Let's say (a) team goes 3-2-2 = 3 wins + 2 kills - 2 losses = +3 base score.
His champion won (+3 pts) and is style master for this turn (+1 pt).  His scout lost
(-2), for a total turn score of +5 points.
     Now, let's say (b) team goes 1-4-1 = 1 win + 1 kill - 4 losses = -2 pts.  His
fighting marvel of a scout won (+2 pts) and the scout's win was a successful
bloodfeud (+2 pts).  So, the total points for the turn would be +2 points.  (There
was no champion on this team.)

Now on to the prizes:

1ST PLACE "FRATSFA'S BEST":
     1)  12 (Twelve) rollup gift certificates transferred to "Fratsfa's Best"
         ultimate victor.
     2)  Renaming of Fratsfa's arena for 6 (six) months.
     3)  Renaming of D.A. monsters: Wurmkin', Bandit Prince and Black Orc.
     4)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     5)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
2ND PLACE
     1)  8 (eight) rollup gift certificates transferred to 2nd place manager.
     2)  Rename the D.A. monsters:  Dark Champion and High Elf.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus potion.*
3RD PLACE
     1)  4 (four) rollup gift certificates transferred to 3rd place manager.
     2)  Renaming of D.A. monsters Mountain Troll and Shewish Giant.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
4TH PLACE
     1)  3 (three) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. Monster Stone Golem
5TH PLACE
     1)  2 (two) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. monster Spy Master
6TH PLACE
     1)  1 (one) rollup gift certificate
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
7TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
8TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
9TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
10 PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
STABLE STAMINA AWARDS:
     All teams that fight at least 67 of the possible 75 fights will get 1 (one) FREE
tournament entry for a warrior of that team in the first tournament after the
completion of "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best"!

-- NOTE --
* -- All potions must be used within 2 (two) turns of the contest and on initiate
(tournament class) or higher character on the same team that competed in Fratsfa,
non-transferable.
*  1 (one) favorites potion gives all faves:  Rhythm, Tactic and Weapon.
** 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion gives +1 to 1 (one) skill.

    Our thanks go to RSI for their cooperation with us on the prizes they have
sponsored to make this contest of ours a reality.
     Any questions can be addressed to Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori in DM 18 or by
email:  darkknighttoker@yahoo.com!  OR to Goat, mgr. Desolate Ones DM 47 or to Wasby,
mgr. Soul Forge in DM 47.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARCINKO viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in a unpopular 28 minute Challenge fight.
STONE KILLER demolished MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
BLONDIE overpowered WIMPY WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MAX FACTOR was overpowered by HOT HAZEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK devastated PIPE BOMB in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SORROW devastated NUNZIO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge match.
MATA HARI handily defeated HOFFA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SWEETNESS vanquished JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KRARSHT overpowered SIMILDE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RONALD REAGAN savagely defeated RABID DOG in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CARNAL subdued JACKASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge competition.
NEVERMORE demolished IMAGE ENHANCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE BUTCHER handily defeated CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PATRIOT vanquished FRANK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TOXIK won victory over YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
SECOND OMEN devastated COCAINE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DONNA overpowered TITANIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DARK THUNDER beat PELICAN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CHOKING CHICKEN was devastated by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPOTTED PONY was overpowered by PISTOL in a 1 minute uneven fray.
DARQ SPIRIT overcame BLISS in a popular 1 minute brutal contest.
BELIAL overpowered THE BEAST in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
GORDON lost to GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
W.T. POOH luckily beat KOGITSUNE MARU in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
GOOBATRON was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
AUDIE MURPHY was viciously subdued by PSYCHOPATH in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
NORAF savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by DALLAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PEACE was savagely defeated by STILLWATER in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
ACK VERT handily defeated BURST in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO slimly lost to QRAPPY in a exciting 2 minute battle.
WOBBLENUT devastated NEPHRON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KATE BUSH overpowered LARCENY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
ONE NIGHT STAND savagely defeated 50 SUCKS in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
DOMINO unbelievably bested POPE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal bout.
EBONSKAITH was handily defeated by SIDAHS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARCOS demolished HIGH ELF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GLORY was bested by JOHN HOLMES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ROAD TO DAKAR slimly lost to KHIRZA in a popular 4 minute bloody conflict.
THE BISMARCK was savagely defeated by PEEG in a action packed 2 minute competition.
HEARSAY was demolished by MY FAIR LADY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
THE HAPPY HOOKER was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was savagely defeated by SULACCO in a 4 minute competition.
LADY LUCK demolished ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VIGO demolished GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
EVERSTORM was handily defeated by SIR ENE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was demolished by TICKLE ME HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
COM DOT was savagely defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
DUCK RUBBER was overpowered by KING BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was overpowered by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LIL NOIR overcame SUDSY DEODORANT in a exciting 1 minute contest.
NICK NITRO overpowered MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
MICHELLE RROSTARR demolished SIR VILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE overpowered E AHO LAULA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
POTOMACC was vanquished by YELLOWJACKET in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
SNIPE HUNTER overpowered COOKIE SNORT in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
AXIS OF EVIL was savagely defeated by GOLDWRAP in a action packed 1 minute battle.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overpowered by LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LANCELOT viciously subdued MEADOW VOLE in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
STONEWALL was beaten by LINDA LOVELACE in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
COUCH POTATO viciously subdued UNOC in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal duel.
JIMBY viciously subdued DIRT WORM in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
AFRICAN GREY was devastated by PERSIANA JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
JOHNNY B GOODE vanquished XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
S. MARY ROSE handily defeated SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOAMER was demolished by SPUTTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
DALI PARTON subdued LACHES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
VIOLENT VOLE was overpowered by CHIP in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
JOHN overcame DEMURRER in a 1 minute fight.
PUDDING PARADE subdued SLAKE in a exciting 4 minute fray.
SNAPPY GEORGE devastated LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUBBA was vanquished by SYRANO BLOODBANE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARK was overcome by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a action packed 4 minute match.
LETHE overpowered RUG BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
OBITER DICTA was subdued by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 2 minute gory bout.
HO HUM HO overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ASSUR was overpowered by CROCONAW in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCORPIUS was subdued by COL SALOMON in a 2 minute duel.
SUPERIOR II overpowered THIRD OMEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
FINALITY viciously subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 5 minute gruesome melee.
LOCKED IN devastated SWEATCAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
SALENA WARSMITH butchered PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute gory uneven battle.
SQUEEZE CHEESE unbelievably bested CHIMPANZEE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
F. TIM was handily defeated by STARBREAKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CUP O'PIZZA vanquished ADAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHIP ENSER was overcome by DRAUGHT DODGER in a 1 minute fray.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS overpowered MY BIG TOE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was savagely defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute competition.
CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS was unbelievably bested by MAGENTA in a 14 minute conflict.
WILLY T MAC was assassinated by SON OF SAM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
2 + 2 = 4 was demolished by GINA TAILIA in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
MANTISSA lost to GOKU in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FUGAZI overpowered CAT TASTROPHIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHERRY 2000 defeated NICKEL in a exciting 1 minute duel.
JERICO was devastated by POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FREAKIN GENIUS vanquished TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a action packed 2 minute uneven duel.
SURFER ROSA luckily beat JONES in a exciting 9 minute gruesome match.
SLY was overpowered by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOLAN ORGEL was vanquished by SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
BULMA was overpowered by STRONGBOW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LE PAIN DLG was viciously subdued by GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  63         AIMED BLOW       130 - 103 -  2      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   29         LUNGING ATTACK   391 - 335 -  7      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 27         SLASHING ATTACK  167 - 153 -  3      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      21         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  38 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    166 - 176 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         PARRY-LUNGE       91 -  97 -  1      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY      108 - 125 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  57 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  33 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  94 -  0      38  |

Turn 487 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 11         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  9     AIMED BLOW         9 - 12         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    36 - 27     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 19         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  7         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   STONE KILLER 21-5245       53  13  1  358 NASTY MOB (4730)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             128  71  2  354 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOBBLENUT 18-6650          87  57  0  308 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      W.T. POOH 33-4430          80  57  0  239 SNOTZI'S II (3620)
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          88  61  0  237 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            43  24  5  237 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          40  38  0  222 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
BASHING ATTACK   NICK NITRO 60-4767         38  47  0  209 ARADI'S DEAD (4175)
STRIKING ATTACK  GLORY 1-6847               50  59  0  198 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BLISS 74-2940              39  27  0  186 BLADE ZEN (4492)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was POPE 5-4090.  The ten other most popular fighters were UNOC 82-12676, 
JONES 14-1283, FINALITY 82-4063, ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829, COUCH POTATO 3-2985, JIMBY 
42-3777, KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298, SULACCO 4-5128, LANCELOT 25-3794, and SLAKE 82-12993.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR VIVOR 10-4065.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARCINKO 97-961, MAGENTA 3-5711, BULMA 18-8475, SLY 97-1279, 
JERICO 7-4862, CAT TASTROPHIE 9-4940, ADAM 7-4830, ED 209 5-3955, BUBBA 7-4833, and 
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  SUNSET(21)           6  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  4 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ARADI(60)            4  5 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       4  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  1 1  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            3  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  3 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  DWES EG(82)          8 11 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         14 16 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  6 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SORROW 1-2863               57  31  2  319  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           40  38  0  222  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         55  50  2  213  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         22   4  0  211  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           20   9  2  106  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              128  71  2  354  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 TOXIK 9-4704                20  11  0  155  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 QRAPPY 10-4761              54  64  1  211  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      21   8  0  184  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      19   8  0   82  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 ARCOS 13-3373               40  68  2  222  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               26 132  5   53  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          54  52  1  193  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        44  35  1  194  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 DOMINO 17-3227              67  50  2  230  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      89  74  7  425  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               38  42  2  196  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 STONE KILLER 21-5245        53  13  1  358  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        37  23  1  203  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            21  11  1  128  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 LANCELOT 25-3794            50  42  2  212  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    61  42  1  248  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  44  1  192  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         30  15  3  213  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             40  40  1  196  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         21  11  1   86  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      32  12  1  202  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           80  57  0  239  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        49  61  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           34  19  2  210  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             30  24  1  231  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              10   3  2   54  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           45  38  1  205  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               57  51  1  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               147 135  3  208  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  11  0  118  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 HOFFA 49-3185               67 100  0  185  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              33  14  1  197  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   37  20  0  212  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 SWEETNESS 62-3121           49  26  0  215  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             35  24  0  234  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PISTOL 65-6205              52  49  1  206  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          56  45  0  218  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         23  13  1  195  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 HEARSAY 75-2721             35  33  3  188  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               45  33  3  217  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  49  1  162  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               28  16  0  237  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    13   3  5   57  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             43  24  5  237  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            37  32  4  259  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL