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Date   : 04/26/2005    Duedate: 05/09/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-488

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     7    2  0 77.8      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    KAMAKAZI HITMEN 15/5088                     ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  2-THE FURIOUS  71/5086    2    1  0 66.7      NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     743  426 10 63.6      ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                       15 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   25   22  0 53.2
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                   16 LITHE & LOVE 70/4993  881  782 10 53.0
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
  4 KNIGHT BREED 45/4929   31   18  0 63.3      DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    DARQUE FORCES 31/4880                       EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    DARQUE FORCES 72/4884                    17 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1563 1394 19 52.9
  5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   85   51  2 62.5      BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 18 QUBIT 10/4490        1023  929 10 52.4
    FIGHTING MEN OF MARS 26/4709                SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
  6 BEERBARIANS 60/5095   123   74  1 62.4      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    PERPETUAL MOTION 82/5093                    TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
  7 CORPS 74/3405        2665 1694 50 61.1      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        19-DELTA DOOM 17/4745     43   39  0 52.4
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    BABES 36/3876                               MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
  8 THE JERKS 10/5022     116   74  0 61.1      THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       20-ARENA FELINES 9/4441  127  122  0 51.0
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    21 ENIGMA 62/4768        227  222  1 50.6
  9 KA-POW! 15/3970      1179  785 13 60.0      JUNKYARD WARS 98/4500                 
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
 10 ENZYMES 16/4982       428  305  5 58.4      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    RAPTURE 82/4961                             82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       THE ZOO 16/2721                       
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    22 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  658  644  9 50.5
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           SUPERIOR FORCES II 60/3049            
 11 PHILLY 82/4942       1583 1151 19 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   23 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   778  773  6 50.2
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    WISH YOU WERE BEER 7/4719             
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   DARK CIRCLE TOYS 69/3608              
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         BOOGIE NIGHTS 43/2800                 
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                  
    REDUX 6 82/5045                             WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
 12 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   24   19  0 55.8      GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064              
    OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                      BUFFY'S DINER 32/5094                 
 13 OUT OF FAEYRI 4/1430  310  254  2 55.0   24-PIMPS 9/4318           30   30  0 50.0
 14 THE INEPTS 33/419     323  283  2 53.3      THAI INQUISITION 71/5036              
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876               
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                       35 GRIM OBITUAR 62/5066   50   65  2 43.5
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                       36 SONS OF SATAN 21/69    61   80  1 43.3
    RESSURRECTION 82/4941                       CONSPIRACY INC. 22/706                
 25 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  231  241  2 48.9   37 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    688  907  6 43.1
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
 26 LEGALESE 75/4658      244  257  3 48.7      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    LEGALESE 60/5016                            ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  733  807 12 47.6      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     WILD KINGDOM 35/4193                  
 28 GIFTED 69/3978        865  979  9 46.9      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   38 WASTELAND 18/1887      12   17  0 41.4
    ASYLUM 69/3722                              WASTELAND II 7/1947                   
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        ANOTHER DIABLO? 82/5090               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                       39 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   23   35  1 39.7
 29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  696  846  8 45.1   40 MEN 29/4412           715 1349 12 34.6
 30 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     129  157  1 45.1      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        JOHNS 5/3510                          
    KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                        TALES 43/2584                         
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      STORIES 49/2835                       
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      HABIT 78/4547                         
 31 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  192  240  0 44.4      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   82  169  0 32.7
 32-BIRDS 41/4735         230  289  3 44.3   42 BLUE MOON 9/3907      493 1039  5 32.2
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    RESCUE 77/3887                              HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    ERRATA 25/3564                              THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    EL EQUIDO 13/3225                           MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          43 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    9   25  0 26.5
    THE OFFENDERS 17/1987                    44-BLITZKRIEG 35/5092      1    3  0 25.0
 33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      264  339  1 43.8   45 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    1    1  0 50.0
 34 ELFQUEST 11/4928       75   97  1 43.6   46-CLOWNING ARO 42/4923    0    1  0  0.0
    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Someone, like, totally kidnapped all of Galen's lightning pigeons which was not
a nice thing to do because I was on my way to the beach which would have been totally
nicer than being stuck in a musty old office.  Next time have your fights on, you
know, the beach so I can do this there.
     STONE KILLER who was the Tower Guardian last turn went to the beach which means
he didn't show up for the fights this time.  I think he had too many drinks with
little umbrellas which some people can't handle.  Instead, the challenge between
SORROW and ONE NIGHT STAND got called the Title match.  It was, like, a
philosomething, maybe a philodendron, with One Night Stand totally beating Sorrow and
you know.
     There were four TV challenges which is more than usual isn't it?
     RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (37-20-0,212) of METAL MELTDOWN TV challenged SNIPE
HUNTER (4-3708) (55-50-2,213) of OUT OF FAEYRIE.  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated SNIPE
HUNTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Snipes are totally not the same as
rattlesnakes, I guess.  What is a snipe anyway?  I bet it's something totally long
and round and you know.
     NUNZIO (51-4799) (33-14-1,197) of BOY O'S TV challenged LIL NOIR (62-3311) (29-
15-1,200) of ENIGMA.  NUNZIO vanquished LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven
Challenge battle.  That's fine but Nunzio was supposed to bring me a pizza with no
little fishes on it which he didn't and I'm mad at him now.
     SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (98-45-0,197) of SIR AGLIO TV challenged MARCINKO (97-961)
(43-24-5,237) of ROGUE WARRIOR.  SIR VIVOR was viciously subdued by MARCINKO in a
unpopular 25 minute Challenge brawl.  I almost went to the beach this was so, you
know, LONG.  If you are going to stand in the sun, you should totally just wear
bathing suits so you can get a tan at the same time.
     TOM THUMB (35-3791) (17-3-1,102) of THE BEARS TV challenged LOCKED IN (32-4049)
(23-13-1,102) of CALL THE PRIEST.  TOM THUMB overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge match.  I think they tried to lock Tom in with one of those
doors with the totally huge keyholes.  You can't trap Tom that way.  As if!
     Suave is, like, in all the news today.  Two of his warriors got killed which is
sad.  PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was killed by IN THE PIG!.  I think that one is kind of funny
but don't tell Suave I said that.  SWINGDADDY-O was killed by MARCH MADNESS which
make doesn't sense because it isn't even March any more.  Maybe it's totally madder
in April?  Whatever.  I don't know where Galen keeps his get well soon stuff so I'll
send you both drinks with little umbrellas.
     Snide says that CENTER FOR OLDS was most avoided by KILLING FLOOR which is just
plain silly.  The Olds only got two avoids and only one of them was from the Floor
and I don't think that's much of a most avoided.  As if!
     HOFFA was most challenged and AXIS OF EVIL got their challenge through.  It
totally serves Hoffa right to lose for owing NAIEI something or other which I don't
remember but that's why she keeps naming warriors Hoffa.
     The highest ranked warrior with a losing record is DALLAS who is like number ten
on the list if I counted right which I might not have.  Dallas won against BLISS so
maybe that record will change.  Or maybe not.  I totally don't know.
     That's it from me today.  I hope they find Galen's lightning pigeons because I
like you guys but I'd rather see you on the beach than all covered up in armour in
the arena which is too hot.
          Debby T.

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      90  74  7  451  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              129  71  2  364  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
-STONE KILLER 21-5245        53  13  1  358  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 WOBBLENUT 18-6650           88  57  0  323  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               29  16  0  268  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             44  24  5  265  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    62  42  1  259  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 ACK VERT 18-7429            46  34  1  253  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         31  15  3  248  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DALLAS 18-6860              26  32  0  243  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  24  0  242  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          57  45  0  234  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         53  36  3  233  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 PEEG 43-2613               148 135  3  231  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
-BLONDIE 36-5723             30  24  1  231  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-DOMINO 17-3227              67  50  2  230  THE OFFENDERS (1987)       ALJAFIR
 MATA HARI 41-3812           46  38  1  230  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           41  38  0  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   38  20  0  226  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 KHIRZA 7-1862              128 144  3  225  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           60  46  1  223  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ARCOS 13-3373               40  68  2  222  EL EQUIDO (3225)           DULLENS
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         59  63  2  221  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   37  39  0  221  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         23   4  0  221  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 JIMBY 42-3777               58  51  1  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NUNZIO 51-4799              34  14  1  219  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COM DOT 65-6217             59  40  0  217  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-SIDAHS 77-176               45  33  3  217  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  12  1  217  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-SWEETNESS 62-3121           49  26  0  215  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 NAJA 39-2825                34  21  0  214  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          48  47  0  213  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-LANCELOT 25-3794            50  42  2  212  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       37  28  1  212  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 LINDA LOVELACE 43-3149      63  29  1  211  BOOGIE NIGHTS (2800)       VEASTIAN
-EVE 72-4596                 20   5  0  211  DARQUE FORCES (4884)       DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    61  59  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   60  64  0  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     33  46  3  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  20  6  210  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 POPE 5-4090                 63  65  2  208  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIMILDE 51-4248             63 106  0  208  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
-ASH 17-6145                 25   7  1  208  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 VIGO 18-6086                36  14  0  206  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
-STILLWATER 25-3762          34  60  0  206  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   58  53  3  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    47  45  5  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEACE 19-4280               39  42  2  205  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           18   2  0  205  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 SPUTTER 82-15095            42  26  1  204  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
-H.P. LOVECRAFTED 12-5182    34  41  0  204  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     50  47  1  203  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         46  34  1  203  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE BEAST 3-5547            64  81  0  202  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SIR ENE 10-4360             60  45  3  202  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 NEPHRON 30-4147             40  41  1  202  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            40  36  2  201  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            37  33  4  201  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       25  11  0  201  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         83  55  1  199  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           39  18  1  199  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        37  24  1  199  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          55  52  1  198  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 QRAPPY 10-4761              54  65  1  198  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        50  61  0  198  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 LARCENY 75-2720             40  35  0  197  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 MOLOCH 62-1267              32  46  1  197  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        22   2  0  197  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 UNOC 82-12676               20  14  0  197  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 KATE BUSH 18-1413           88  62  0  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      63  62  2  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          38  48  0  196  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      22   8  0  196  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           98  46  0  195  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         55  51  2  195  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      49  43  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-SIDON 31-3712               39  26  2  195  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 KRARSHT 21-750              34  27  4  195  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        33  39  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         23  13  1  195  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 GORDON 36-4536              73  24  1  194  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 SORROW 1-2863               57  32  2  194  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 PISTOL 65-6205              52  50  1  194  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 GLORY 1-6847                50  60  0  194  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  16  1  194  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         29  11  0  194  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           80  58  0  193  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN HOLMES 69-7255         76  42  1  193  GIFTED (3978)              CIMMERIAC
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         52 107  1  193  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        46  26  0  193  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    80  70  1  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BURST 25-3654               45  38  1  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-STONEWALL 25-3895           40  48  2  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 RABID DOG 82-1078           23  22  0  192  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          30   9  0  191  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
-SIRTON 82-9190              23  11  0  191  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  55  36  0  190  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        44  36  1  190  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    34  36  0  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    63  71  0  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        46  38  1  186  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            35  30  1  186  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       65  37  2  185  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
-JACKASS 21-4526             31  35  0  185  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-SODOM 31-4368               28  11  1  185  DARQUE FORCES (4880)       CHIMLEVTAL
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         60  52  1  184  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-E AHO LAULA 21-4224         47  29  0  184  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  45  1  184  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     68  39  2  183  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       48  50  1  183  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         45  57  0  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           34  20  2  182  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            28  14  2  181  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVERSTORM 69-641            59  60  2  180  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 BLISS 74-2940               39  28  0  180  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 SULACCO 4-5128              33  36  2  180  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        43  40  0  179  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 SIR VILE 10-4754            39  36  1  179  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 HEARSAY 75-2721             35  34  3  179  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARNAL 21-5388              40  30  0  178  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      39  43  0  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 50 SUCKS 60-4129            81  43  2  177  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 HOFFA 49-3185               67 101  0  176  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     118 161  2  175  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       42  37  1  174  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       35  20  0  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         14   9  1  174  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 JOHN 29-4177                54  75  0  168  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        28  13  0  166  THE INEPTS (419)           NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  27  1  165  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  29  2  165  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           74  46  0  164  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            63  68  4  164  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   44  31  2  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOAMER 18-2265              36  38  1  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      36  25  0  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       19  12  1  164  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         48  63  3  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  50  1  162  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       21   9  1  162  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        21  29  0  161  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
-CHIP 60-4413                13  13  1  159  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  32  0  158  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           34  26  3  157  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TOXIK 9-4704                20  12  0  156  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
-ELLYN 82-8983               12  10  0  155  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-AKLAR 62-3700               24  19  1  153  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CREME A. SHUN 17-6152       20  16  1  150  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     31  20  1  149  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        17   5  1  149  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        26  25  1  146  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 LETHE 9-4782                41  43  3  145  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SLAKE 82-12993              12  14  0  144  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    27  16  0  143  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
-BLUE 19-4647                19  12  0  143  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 PUPPETMASTER 62-2295        25  17  3  142  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 POTOMACC 21-5489            31  27  0  137  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CERASTES 39-3181            23  15  1  137  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          22   8  3  136  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            22  11  1  134  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 MARK 5-4088                 42  86  2  133  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BUBBA 7-4833                29  65  0  131  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           21   9  2  130  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         35  39  1  128  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     24  21  2  128  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         24   1  0  128  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 ED 209 5-3955               35  45  4  127  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 PATRIOT 82-11164            26  25  1  124  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 LACHES 60-5642              28  30  0  121  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        16   3  1  120  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 STEWART 50-3127             26  11  0  118  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           18   3  1  118  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            21  10  0  117  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 DEMURRER 60-5828            24  31  2  116  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  53  4  115  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   51  35  0  111  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34  94  1  111  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  12  0  105  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        36  45  0  104  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SUSHEE SU 42-3983           23  35  0  104  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
-JOHN ROSE 42-3985           22  36  0  102  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
 FINALITY 82-4063            18   7  0  102  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 SCRAG 82-1704               10   2  0  102  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
-TYCHO 10-4997               16  53  0  101  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                47  84  1  100  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          29   9  3  100  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         25   8  1  100  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    13   2  1  100  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           23  14  1   96  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      41  38  0   95  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         22  11  1   95  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
-GUARDIAN 82-16527           13   7  0   95  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
-LOWELL DARNO 11-4594        24  22  0   94  IMMORTALS (479)            ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    26  21  1   91  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOOCHY 60-6079             17   7  0   90  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 DONNA 36-5966               16   9  0   90  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          10   6  3   90  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    29  17  1   88  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-ARGINASE 16-4137            10   3  1   88  ENZYMES (4982)             WILLAF
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      20   8  0   86  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-FREAKIN GENIUS 82-19858     19  13  0   85  ANOTHER DIABLO? (5090)     DWES EG
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         14   1  3   85  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         27   8  0   84  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LIL ETH 32-4093             24  10  2   84  DEVIL ADVOCATES (713)      ARVAT
 MAYBE LATER 22-6176         24  11  1   84  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
-NEUROMANCER 5-2757          24  18  0   83  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 ASSUR 18-7821               17  48  2   83  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 SCRAG 96-1173               10   4  4   83  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-PIYA 71-5625                10   4  0   83  THAI INQUISITION (5036)    KYR'TERR
 F. TIM 78-2315              40  49  1   81  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-DIETER KWAN 32-4092         23  12  0   81  DEVIL ADVOCATES (713)      ARVAT
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          8   2  0   80  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           20  22  2   78  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ORAL B 82-10020             13   3  0   78  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-WILDFIRE 60-6983            20  16  1   77  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
-SIX DEMON BAG 10-4028       20  17  0   77  BIG TROUBLE (5004)         KOLACT
-GORTEK 60-5619              12   6  0   76  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            12   4  0   76  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279        22   7  0   75  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          24  16  0   74  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GINA TAILIA 21-4817         18  13  0   74  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         10   7  0   74  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              49  81  0   71  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   33  52  0   71  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           29  25  0   68  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  28  1   66  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-BULLSHOT 7-5238             17   7  3   65  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4719)  BONSUR
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       30  30  0   64  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-CITATION 15-3925            18  14  0   64  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 TITANIA 65-5835             18  14  0   64  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
-PELICAN 41-3949             18  14  0   63  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-ADOBE 17-6033               29  11  0   61  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  68  0   61  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FUGAZI 38-3565              11   3  2   61  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
-MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        11   8  0   61  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
-WILLIE BROWN 82-13201        7   4  0   61  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             26  32  1   60  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-PLATO 12-6003               19   3  0   60  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080  18  10  0   59  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-THE-SHOCKER 60-6824         15  13  0   58  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
-BRUENOR 3-6420              15  10  2   57  AESIR (1373)               OSKSI
 ADAM 7-4830                 26  68  2   56  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-NIGHTWYN 15-891             18  16  2   56  KAMAKAZI HITMEN (5088)     MALCORN
 JONES 14-1283               26 133  5   54  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-THE SCROD GODDESS 60-4825   21  13  0   54  SUPERIOR FORCES II (3049)  ARADI
-ALL-BLACK ZEBRA 16-1623     20  18  2   54  THE ZOO (2721)             WILLAF
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  18   8  1   54  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-SUNBURN 3-6345              16   5  1   54  SIMPLY DESSERTS (4728)     OSKSI
-BATTERY 15-2293             16   5  1   54  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-CRIX BREMOORE 42-4091       14   9  1   52  FLAGG'S FIVE (4579)        RODEKI
 JERICO 7-4862               24  63  0   51  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-NICKEL 26-4240              22  24  0   51  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 MY BIG TOE 7-5601           15  10  0   51  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  18  0   50  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 2 INAROW 82-22945            2   5  0   50  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      23  12  2   49  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           19  36  0   49  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BULMA 18-8475               18   8  2   49  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            1   7  0   49  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    13   4  5   48  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLY 97-1279                 10   7  8   47  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019       5  10  0   45  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  21  2   40  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       26  26  0   35  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         21  36  1   34  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   4  0   28  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  79  0   26  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  44  31  2 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    IN THE PIG! 96-864     488
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921       36  45  0 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    MARCH MADNESS 4-5435   488

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Scum-Festers -- I will fight scum.  Pray you can stay afloat in the deep, deep water!
-- #3

Marcinko -- Very well done.  Perseverance pays (and strategy modifications help!). --
Sir Vivor

Krarsht -- You sound more like a geological term than a demon. -- Similde

John Holmes -- Who gifted you, and with what?  I wouldn't give you the time of day.
-- Glory

Sulacco -- They tell me you have something to do with oil, but you don't look like
any olive I've ever met. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Johnny B Goode -- For skills like those, never mind the loss. -- Xylz Aree

Rug Burn -- Good thing I remembered the flame retardant. -- Lethe

Draught Dodger -- That was chilling. -- Chip Enser

Skywise -- Oh, yuck, an elf. -- Nolan Orgel

Galen -- Metacouture is the cutting edge.  I can't let down my fans, after all. --
Ho-Chan the Axe

Arvat's (32) 500th cycle is rapidly approaching.  Be there!

6 April 2005
                                SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE

     I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that
the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard
Hammes) has been approved by the commission.  The contest will be held in TROCAR,
arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd.  Keep in mind that this
is a slow arena.  Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for
procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest.  This announcement follows my
last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and
give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory.  My
address is at the end.  Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the
charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game!  I
will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well.
     The contest is pretty simple.  Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on
fight experience!  There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed
and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  To
help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in
case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest.  Scoring is
as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
     personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written
     from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will
     not get the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)

     The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd.  May I
point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for
winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring.  It matters not if
you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a
contest warrior.  This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in
as well.
     If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each
warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in
death, cannot score points!  Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except
avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is
discovered.  To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no
messing with these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a
clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd.  This also counts if it is found
you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges.  You can bring a
second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage.  This
means DQ to your contest team.  A second team may also enter the contest with its own
donation of $5 and adherence to the rules.  Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like
to see the prizes so here they are:

1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
     favorite knowledge
2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

     The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and
+1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE.  These prizes also
must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest.  Even those rookie level
teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight
;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced
teams!  Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come
and test your mettle!
     Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if
that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means.  If a hopeful entrant
happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an
account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and
which team it is for.  I prefer that this only be used as donation method by
incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me.  Please drop me an email, or
diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and
the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail.  Thanks to all who have
sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my
best wishes to all!

Street Legal
Jeff Bura
193 Pepperidge Dr.
Wixom, MI 48393
triumph1971@hotmail.com
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14

12 April 2005
                               A Question of Contests
                               by Hammer the WordSmith

     The familiar figure of a veteran manager clad in an Elven War Cloak at a lone
outpost somewhere near the cross roads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen sorted through his
vast disarray of DM papers and notes.
     Hammer pondered upon the recent dispatches that he had received regarding the
upcoming contests that he had been invited to participate in; after all, most contest
managers enjoyed having a HAMMERZ stable on the sands, due to the fact that they were
usually comprised of dues paying gladiators who were just a cut above the average RSI
Stand Ins.
     The Scum Fest in ADM sponsored by the veteran manager named Manager looked like
an entertaining offer, but alas, Hammer had NO candidates worthy enough to warrant
spending the cycle fees for their fleeting participation in such a contest.
     Perhaps sometime in the future, when Hammer succeeded in graduating some Aimers
and a promising candidate from one of his slow arena stables, would be the proper
time.
     TW4 in DM 47 was already on Hammer's list of contests to participate in,
especially with the convening of the Clown Circus in North Fork/SCOMSS Swamp Arena,
along with all the other zany personalities and alliances that promised to make this
the greatest ever Turf War contest that Alastari had ever witnessed upon the bloody
arena sands!
     Those same Clowns had sent Hammer an invitation to participate in a contest that
their Dark Knighties were sponsoring in an Andorian slow arena, but Hammer also had
an invitation to send a stable to DM 54 for a contest being held in the memory of
Slaughter Priest, one of Hammer's former alliance mates who had met with an untimely
and violently unexpected death while doing a good deed for a friend off world in San
Diego.
     Also added into the mix was an intriguing contest being sponsored by Zalgor
Prigg that was to be staged in a few months in the currently closed DM 13 Dullens
Regular Arena.
     Zalgor had contacted Hammer earlier in the year to inform the veteran manager
that his newest contest would feature a first round Dark Arena Challenge to level the
playing field.  Also, each gladiator would have a hyphenated Style listing after
their name for the Style Masters competition.
     An All Arena Ad Announcement was expected to be filed by Zalgor sometime before
the Summer 2005 Tourney, thus allowing the DM 13 Dark Arena Replacement Warriors from
the Dullens Contest to enter the Rookie Fall Mailer Tourney to prep for the contest.
     Hammer had been considering sponsoring such a Dark Arena First Round Type
Contest, but it would be much better to just enter the Zalgor sponsored contest,
rather than to be subjected to all the current Contest Host Harassment that was
plaguing the many contest arenas throughout Alastari.
     A grim smile crossed the lips of Hammer as he thought about the possibility of
the Clowns getting a taste of their own medicine while sponsoring their Andorian
contest.
     Hammer quickly took a pen and paper, writing instructions to his gladiator
trainer GrimmDorr at his Hammerz Flower Garden Morya Manor Estate on the Lake on the
outskirts of the DM 28 Morya Arena, to assemble a Cast of Cast Offs to enter the
upcoming contest being sponsored by Zalgor Prigg.
     Hammer jotted down a note to file the following stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission once Zalgor Prigg had announced the contest in Dullens DM 13 Arena:
     ASTONISH HAMMERS stable to register DARK ARENA HAMMER--SL, DARK ARENA HAMMER--
ST, DARK ARENA HAMMER--AB, DARK ARENA HAMMER--BA and DARK ARENA HAMMER--PS for the
Zalgor Prigg sponsored contest in Dullens DM 13 whenever the Gladiatorial Commission
was ready.
     Hammer then turned his attention to the two slow arena contest invitations that
tugged at his emotions for full participation.
     However, there was only room for one more stable addition in the current plans
of the veteran manager, who had deactivated his SNOW CALL HAMMERZ in DM 50 to devote
his attention to entering a new stable in a promising slow arena contest.
     Street Legal had recently cleared the air with the Gladiatorial Commission in
regards to sponsoring SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE in DM 54, which would begin in Trocar
around the first week of June.
     As yet, there seemed to be NO OFFICIAL ALL ARENA ANNOUNCEMENT from the Clowns
regarding their contest in an Andorian slow arena.
     These Clowns had a lot to learn about sponsoring and advertising contests!
     Hammer thought back to two years ago when Maximillian had convinced the veteran
manager to Co-Sponsor Maximillian's Morya Madness in the DM 28 slow arena.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades in the
Madness by entering a stable named LEE FAMILY.
     LEE FAMILY had NOT missed a single fight during the Madness until Slaughter
Priest's life was snuffed out one dark night in San Diego while helping a friend.
     When the Delarq Death Fest was sponsored by Hammer in the DM 59 Illis slow
arena, Slaughter Priest had answered the call to cross blades by sending a stable
named FASCIST DROOL to compete for the Ten Death Fest Prize Categories.
     Abarsis the Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes had been a true DM friend and
a fine competitor among many, not to mention a close comrade in arms while Hammer had
been a member of the Vendetta Cartel.
     As was written by Street Legal a.k.a. Jeff Bura in a recent All Arena Ad Eulogy
to the Memory of Slaughter Priest a.k.a. Richard Hammes:
     "On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked.  He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill."
     Now the DM Community who either knew Rich personally from the RT and VC Emails,
or from crossing blades on the sands with this avid DM competitor; now have the
opportunity to Honor His Memory by competing in a DM 54 contest held in his Honor.
     Could Hammer do no less?
     This was an opportunity to set aside personal goals and allocate the necessary
funds to enter a stable in SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE to Honor the Memory of Rich Hammes!
     Hammer quickly filled out an entry form to dispatch to the Gladiatorial
Commission to register the following stable in DM 54 Trocar for SLAUGHTER'S
CHALLENGE:
     Be it known that MEMORIAL HAMMERZ are hereby registering SLAUGHTER HAMMER, FASC
DROOL HAMMER, LEE FAMILY HAMMER, HONOR RICH HAMMER and GRUNGE GRL HAMMER in DM 54
Trocar for the Street Legal sponsored contest in Honor of Richard Hammes a.k.a.
Abarsis the Slaughter Priest.
     GRUNGE GIRL was one of Slaughter Priest's warriors from his FASCIST DROOL.
stable that was entered in the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59 Illis Arena, so it was only
fitting to name one of the MEMORIAL HAMMERZ gladiators after one of Rich's warriors
that had competed in a Hammer Sponsored Contest.
     Hammer leaned back in his chair and reflected upon the memories of his fallen
comrade from his days in the Vendetta Cartel. Tears moistened the veteran manager's
eyes upon every remembrance of his fallen VC comrade in arms.
     Hopefully the odd assortment of veteran and newbie managers would answer the
call to cross blades in Honor of the fallen Slaughter Priest in the type of contest
that Rich had envisioned to one day Sponsor and Participate with some of Alastari's
Finest Managers!
     This One's for YOU Rich/Slaughter Priest; May You Rest in Peace!

Hammer
WordSmith
WeaponSmith
Minister of War
kLk Knight
Illuminati Ice Pick

12 April 2005
                           FRATSFA'S QUEST FOR THE BEST!!!

     Rollup certs aplenty!  Need to know favorites for warriors initiate or above?
SURE!  Renaming of both the arena and the D.A. Monsters?  Why not!  Skill bonus
potions?  Of course!  This and more is all possible for the top 10 (ten) teams in:
Fratsfa's Quest for the Best!
     What does it cost you ask?  NOTHING!  Who is running the contest and putting up
the total of 30 rollup certs as prizes to be split up amongst the top 6 (six) teams?
Dark Knight Wasby, Dark Knight Goat and Dark Knight Toker of the Desolate Empire of
vendett@UNITED!  The gaming commission is also going to supply prizes for the top 10
(ten) teams.  Where?  FRATSFA DM-52!  When?  The month of July, T-207.
     Rules!  We, of the Desolate Empire, do not like the word Rules!  So, we use the
term requirements.  Here they are:

1.  One team per manager entered in the contest.
2.  Only (1) Total Parry on your team at a time.
3.  You must declare (1) warrior as your team's scout.
4.  Managers that have teams established in Fratsfa must have 3 (three) warriors in
    the initiates class by the contest's 3rd turn.  (If they wish to compete, or can
    send in new team!)
5.  If you bloodfeud, you must use a different warrior each time to score the
    bloodfeud points.
6.  You must declare your team in the p-ads to be entered.
7.  A declared champion and scout cannot be the same warrior.
8.  Champions are not required (manager's choice)!  Champions must be declared on the
    first fight.

     We are also offering 25 bonus points to managers that submit a brief history (5
paragraph minimum) including your manager and team name by the contest's 3rd turn.
These points will be added to the scores on turn 211.
     Now, on to the scoring:  Wins + Kills - Losses = base score
                                     Base score + Variants = Total Score

BASE SCORE POINTS
WIN = +1 point
KILL = +1 point
LOSS = -1 point

VARIANT SCORES
SCOUT WIN = +2 points
SCOUT LOSS = -2 points
SCOUT DEATH = -5 points
CHAMPION WIN = +3 points
CHAMPION LOSS = -3 points
STYLE MASTER FOR TURN = +1 point
MOST AVOIDED TEAM = +2 points
SUCCESSFUL BLOODFEUD = +2 points
FAILED BLOODFEUD = -2 points

     Let's say (a) team goes 3-2-2 = 3 wins + 2 kills - 2 losses = +3 base score.
His champion won (+3 pts) and is style master for this turn (+1 pt).  His scout lost
(-2), for a total turn score of +5 points.
     Now, let's say (b) team goes 1-4-1 = 1 win + 1 kill - 4 losses = -2 pts.  His
fighting marvel of a scout won (+2 pts) and the scout's win was a successful
bloodfeud (+2 pts).  So, the total points for the turn would be +2 points.  (There
was no champion on this team.)

Now on to the prizes:

1ST PLACE "FRATSFA'S BEST":
     1)  12 (Twelve) rollup gift certificates transferred to "Fratsfa's Best"
         ultimate victor.
     2)  Renaming of Fratsfa's arena for 6 (six) months.
     3)  Renaming of D.A. monsters: Wurmkin', Bandit Prince and Black Orc.
     4)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     5)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
2ND PLACE
     1)  8 (eight) rollup gift certificates transferred to 2nd place manager.
     2)  Rename the D.A. monsters:  Dark Champion and High Elf.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus potion.*
3RD PLACE
     1)  4 (four) rollup gift certificates transferred to 3rd place manager.
     2)  Renaming of D.A. monsters Mountain Troll and Shewish Giant.
     3)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     4)  1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion.**
4TH PLACE
     1)  3 (three) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. Monster Stone Golem
5TH PLACE
     1)  2 (two) rollup gift certificates
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
     3)  Rename D.A. monster Spy Master
6TH PLACE
     1)  1 (one) rollup gift certificate
     2)  1 (one) favorites potion.*
7TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
8TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
9TH PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
10 PLACE
     1) 1 (one) favorites potion.*
STABLE STAMINA AWARDS:
     All teams that fight at least 67 of the possible 75 fights will get 1 (one) FREE
tournament entry for a warrior of that team in the first tournament after the
completion of "Fratsfa's Quest for the Best"!

-- NOTE --
* -- All potions must be used within 2 (two) turns of the contest and on initiate
(tournament class) or higher character on the same team that competed in Fratsfa,
non-transferable.
*  1 (one) favorites potion gives all faves:  Rhythm, Tactic and Weapon.
** 1 (one) +1 bonus skill potion gives +1 to 1 (one) skill.

    Our thanks go to RSI for their cooperation with us on the prizes they have
sponsored to make this contest of ours a reality.
     Any questions can be addressed to Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori in DM 18 or by
email:  darkknighttoker@yahoo.com!  OR to Goat, mgr. Desolate Ones DM 47 or to Wasby,
mgr. Soul Forge in DM 47.

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated SNIPE HUNTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NUNZIO vanquished LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
SIR VIVOR was viciously subdued by MARCINKO in a unpopular 25 minute Challenge brawl.
TOM THUMB overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CARTHORIS JEDDAK bested HOT HAZEL in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
SORROW was devastated by ONE NIGHT STAND in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
MATA HARI handily defeated W.T. POOH in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HEARSAY was overpowered by NEVERMORE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE BUTCHER defeated GOOBATRON in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CARNAL was handily defeated by SIMILDE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
JOHNNY B GOODE devastated KRARSHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
RONALD REAGAN was savagely defeated by ACK VERT in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TOXIK slimly lost to HO-CHAN THE AXE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
STRONGEST #3 overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
AXIS OF EVIL overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CROCONAW bested ED 209 in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LACHES was overpowered by SYRANO BLOODBANE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OBITER DICTA overpowered PATRIOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SECOND OMEN devastated COCAINE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered FRANK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
DONNA was unbelievably bested by FINALITY in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was overpowered by SWEATCAKE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER overpowered FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
STARBREAKER overpowered CHIMPANZEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KHIRZA overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
BELIAL vanquished NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MY FAIR LADY vanquished GLORY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
PYGMY SHREW demolished GORDON in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was overpowered by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ALVIN YORK subdued DEBBIE DOES DM in a action packed 1 minute contest.
GORDIAN savagely defeated SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 1 minute brutal struggle.
PSYCHOPATH bested IRON HEAD LEE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
DARQ SPIRIT overpowered PISTOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
NORAF vanquished JOHN HOLMES in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
QRAPPY was handily defeated by LINDA LOVELACE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
DALLAS overpowered BLISS in a 1 minute uneven battle.
WOBBLENUT vanquished UNOC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LADY LUCK won victory over THE BEAST in a popular 5 minute bloody conflict.
KATE BUSH was beaten by MEADOW VOLE in a action packed 4 minute competition.
RABID DOG was viciously subdued by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a exciting 2 minute match.
EBONSKAITH demolished S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
ROAD TO DAKAR was viciously subdued by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 7 minute bout.
THE BISMARCK was savagely defeated by POPE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was luckily beaten by AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 3 minute gory battle.
THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated KING BEAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
LARCENY devastated WOUNDHEALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overpowered by COM DOT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VIGO bested GLITTER MARKS in a popular 2 minute bout.
JUST A JOB TO DO was viciously subdued by SPUTTER in a popular 5 minute gory struggle.
PERSIANA JONES bested SNAPPY GEORGE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
CARPET BURN overpowered WIMPY WIND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET was subdued by GOLDWRAP in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
CEREBRAL JANITOR viciously subdued SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MOLOCH was savagely defeated by KOGITSUNE MARU in a exciting 2 minute gruesome brawl.
NICK NITRO lost to MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute bout.
50 SUCKS was overpowered by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STANLEY'S CUP savagely defeated SULACCO in a exciting 4 minute gruesome battle.
PEACE overpowered CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
SIR ENE devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PEEG savagely defeated COUCH POTATO in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
PIPE BOMB won victory over EVERSTORM in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
COOKIE SNORT demolished JOHN in a 1 minute uneven match.
ROMUALD B TUNE devastated DOAMER in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
JIMBY vanquished MIGHTY MITE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided melee.
NAJA vanquished DIRT WORM in a popular 4 minute gory uneven match.
JIM PENGOUIN overcame RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute match.
DALI PARTON overcame SLAKE in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DUCK RUBBER beat M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute struggle.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was killed by IN THE PIG! in a popular 1 minute gruesome match.
XYLZ AREE overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
POTOMACC was devastated by VIOLENT VOLE in a 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
SIR VILE viciously subdued PUPPETMASTER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome duel.
COL SALOMON was viciously subdued by CERASTES in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
STEWART was handily defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched battle.
SCORPIUS was overpowered by THIRD OMEN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
LETHE defeated RUG BURN in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
SWINGDADDY-O was murdered by MARCH MADNESS in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER overpowered DEMURRER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HO HUM HO vanquished MARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was bested by BUBBA in a 1 minute bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS was overpowered by CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SQUEEZE CHEESE was overpowered by CHRISSEL in a action packed 2 minute uneven brawl.
SCRAG handily defeated BULMA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ASSUR was vanquished by SCHWETTY OLIVES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
F. TIM handily defeated SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TITANIA was handily defeated by CHERRY 2000 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAGENTA bested SUDDEN DEATH in a 4 minute mismatched bout.
CHIP ENSER was vanquished by CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SMOOCHY overpowered GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
WILLY T MAC demolished LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
WOLVERINE vanquished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 3 minute uneven duel.
SON OF SAM overpowered MY BIG TOE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS savagely defeated LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 2 minute bloody duel.
MANTISSA handily defeated ADAM in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST was vanquished by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FUGAZI devastated NOLAN ORGEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JERICO was overpowered by SCRAG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
2 INAROW was beaten by POOPIEHEAD in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MAYBE LATER devastated SLY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SURFER ROSA overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched match.
L'ORC BLEU was devastated by GINA TAILIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
HERPES THE LUVBUG devastated STRONGBOW in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
JONES was overpowered by DRAUGHT DODGER in a 2 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  52         AIMED BLOW       133 - 101 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         LUNGING ATTACK   379 - 308 -  4      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   29         SLASHING ATTACK  173 - 146 -  3      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      26         PARRY-LUNGE       88 -  94 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  39 -  2      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         WALL OF STEEL    159 - 176 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         TOTAL PARRY       97 - 124 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  33 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  60 -  2      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  88 -  0      35  |

Turn 488 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   20 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        8 - 10         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    33 - 19     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        16 - 10     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL     12 - 17     
                              TOTAL PARRY        3 - 15     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829     90  74  7  451 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             129  71  2  364 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK  WOBBLENUT 18-6650          88  57  0  323 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            44  24  5  265 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          41  38  0  229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          60  46  1  223 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NAJA 39-2825               34  21  0  214 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     KATE BUSH 18-1413          88  62  0  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     63  62  2  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  COOKIE SNORT 42-3954       33  39  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SPUTTER 82-15095.  The ten other most popular fighters were BAL BURG 
D'ALGURD 18-6849, POPE 5-4090, COL SALOMON 17-5290, ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, TOXIK 
9-4704, LADY LUCK 18-2925, JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575, NAJA 39-2825, CERASTES 39-3181, 
and CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR VIVOR 10-4065.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARCINKO 97-961, MAGENTA 3-5711, WALL OF GLASS 11-5534, SLY 
97-1279, JERICO 7-4862, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059, ADAM 7-4830, 
MY BIG TOE 7-5601, and 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           2  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 1  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ARADI(60)            5  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  7 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  5 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       2  0 0  DWES EG(82)         14  9 0  
TALCAMA(18)         17 14 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  RODEKI(42)           5  5 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       37  28  1  212  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           41  38  0  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        22   2  0  197  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         23   4  0  221  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           21   9  2  130  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              129  71  2  364  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  18  0   50  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TOXIK 9-4704                20  12  0  156  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 SIR ENE 10-4360             60  45  3  202  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      22   8  0  196  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    26  21  1   91  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               26 133  5   54  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          55  52  1  198  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        44  36  1  190  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         35  39  1  128  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 ONE NIGHT STAND 18-829      90  74  7  451  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               39  42  2  205  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 KRARSHT 21-750              34  27  4  195  SONS OF SATAN (69)         SUNSET
 RONALD REAGAN 22-831        37  24  1  199  CONSPIRACY INC. (706)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            22  11  1  134  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  27  1  165  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 CARTHORIS JEDDAK 26-2376    62  42  1  259  FIGHTING MEN OF MARS (4709 CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      49  43  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         31  15  3  248  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             40  41  1  202  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         22  11  1   95  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  12  1  217  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           80  58  0  193  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        50  61  0  198  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MEADOW VOLE 35-2944         59  63  2  221  WILD KINGDOM (4193)        MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              73  24  1  194  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              11   3  2   61  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 NAJA 39-2825                34  21  0  214  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         52 107  1  193  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           46  38  1  230  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               58  51  1  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEEG 43-2613               148 135  3  231  TALES (2584)               VEASTIAN
 SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  12  0  105  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 HOFFA 49-3185               67 101  0  176  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 STEWART 50-3127             26  11  0  118  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 NUNZIO 51-4799              34  14  1  219  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   38  20  0  226  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 MOLOCH 62-1267              32  46  1  197  GRIM OBITUARY (5066)       VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  24  0  242  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             59  40  0  217  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PSYCHOPATH 69-8746          57  45  0  234  ASYLUM (3722)              CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            21  10  0  117  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 BLISS 74-2940               39  28  0  180  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 LARCENY 75-2720             40  35  0  197  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  50  1  162  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               29  16  0  268  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  20  6  210  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             44  24  5  265  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 HOT HAZEL 98-608            37  33  4  201  JUNKYARD WARS (4500)       SYVYN'S HILL