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Date : 05/10/2005 Duedate: 05/23/2005
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-489
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 8 2 0 80.0 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
2 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250 8 4 0 66.7 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
3 BRETHREN OF 25/5058 4 2 0 66.7 VERMIN 72/3068
GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931 17 ENIGMA 62/4768 232 224 1 50.9
4 TEAM FLOYD 38/741 746 426 10 63.7 ALCHEMY 18/4818
NO REMORSE 82/5071 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 88 51 2 63.3 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 18 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 660 649 9 50.4
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
6 BABES 36/3876 2668 1696 50 61.1 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
BOY O'S 51/4027 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
THE BEARS 35/2674 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
NASTY MOB 21/4730 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
7 THE JERKS 10/5022 117 76 0 60.6 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 19 4-LETTER ANX 82/4831 95 94 1 50.3
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827
8 KA-POW! 15/3970 1180 786 13 60.0 20 FEVER PITCH 21/3240 781 775 6 50.2
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55
9 RAPTURE 82/4961 432 308 6 58.4 WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433
ENVENOMED 82/4693 GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 21 PIMPS 9/4318 32 33 0 49.2
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 THE SABBATS 82/5006
I AM SUCK 97/5055 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
10 PHILLY 82/4942 1587 1155 20 57.9 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
SPORTZ! 4/4921 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366
MY HEROES! 82/4199 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 22 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 231 243 2 48.7
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062
REDUX 6 82/5045 23 LEGALESE 75/4658 245 262 3 48.3
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 THE REPUBLICANS 22/114
11 D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023 199 153 3 56.5 LEGALESE 60/5016
12 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 25 21 0 54.3 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 747 823 12 47.6
OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052
13 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 26 22 0 54.2 25 NASTY PETS 82/4846 868 981 9 46.9
14 WATER DECK 24/4935 328 287 2 53.3 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974
CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107
GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 26 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 697 846 8 45.2
ARCANE BOWL 96/5051 27 NAMES? 82/5099 14 17 0 45.2
ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488 PUDS AGAIN 6 82/5098
15 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1569 1394 19 53.0 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041 28 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 131 162 1 44.7
THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875
16 QUBIT 10/4490 1031 935 10 52.4 KILLING FLOOR 9/4954
VERMIN!! 82/4315 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 34 MEN 29/4412 721 1357 12 34.7
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 JOHNS 5/3510
29 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 193 246 0 44.0 ARROGANCE 18/2741
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 WHY KNOT 63/2669
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 STORIES 49/2835
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 HABIT 78/4547
30 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 264 340 1 43.7 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
31 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 693 911 6 43.2 MIKES 14/3982
LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 83 171 0 32.7
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 36 BLUE MOON 9/3907 494 1045 5 32.1
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
32 ELFQUEST 11/4928 75 102 1 42.4 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020
SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866 37 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 9 26 0 25.7
SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 38 STARBASE 5 15/5091 0 1 0 0.0
33 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 24 35 1 40.7
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Can't say I ever thought this would happen. After probably a dozen title fights
ending in favor of the other guy (dying at least twice in those), I expected my
warriors were never meant to sit on a throne. And when it's finally done, it's one
of my original five? Really? It's a bummer she's a contender and about to vanish to
Neverneverland. Maybe she'll get a chance to defend the throne, maybe the suck-up
has already happened. Either way, I'm thrilled that Nighty had the chance to sit
there. Thanks, Stone Killer, for sitting out...if my only chance of taking the
throne is by other's indifference, I'll take it.
I'm trying to figure out whether there's any special significance of Turn 488.
Six style masters, the throne, two dead, most avoided. I suppose after playing 20
years, every dog has his day. Can I get Nighty to hold the throne? Is there anyone
in the Grand Challenger Champs that looks remotely beatable...I mean anyone who
doesn't fight for one of my two stables? Does it matter? Am I motivated enough to
actually issue a challenge? Aren't people intimidated by the new Tower Guardian's
winning streak? Yeah. Right. We'll see.
-- Suave
Sure, I do all the hard work and Suave takes all the credit. I've died at least
four times, run a marathon of bouts with AfterAfterBirth, changed my name once and
team name twice, bussed tables at Arthur's Last Stand, managed a stupid ice cream
parlor, refereed jello wrestling matches.... Most of all, I've endured fighting for
Suave for-EVER. You have no idea what it's like. It's about time I get rewarded.
Of course, this isn't the big reward I'm looking for. That should happen in a turn
or two when I finally get to retire. I'll get to hang out more with Wobblenut, Kate
Bush, Mrs. B., Dumb Blonde and Afro. The six of us can play Settlers of Catan or
Bohnanza or Illuminati or some other board games for a change. Frankly, I'm tired of
band-aids and resurrections anyway.
In closing, it's been fun enough fighting these 164 fights. Here's to my last
few.
-- One Night Stand
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I can't believe the violence in TALAHYA! That's what I say when I'm not saying
about action-packed adventure, and thrills and chills and stuff. I'm glad my Mom
can't see it, because she's got to stay, like, calm. For the cows, you know? Cows
like people to be calm.
You guys had about a thousand fights, or anyway a hundred. Lots and lots and
lots. It took, like, days to get it all done. Not that I'm complaining, although I
DID want to go to the beach. Maybe later, huh? But there were only twenty challenge
matches. You can do better than that, can't you? Or is, are? Is it better to have
more challenges or not? Only three of these were tv; the rest were all radio.
Center for Olds was avoided by somebody. Um, where's that note? Ah. Solaran
Beserk. I guess they don't want to get old, but, you know, who does?
My Fair Lady got the most challenges, only she isn't, you know, MY fair lady.
She's Daphne's. I think.
Two people died, but they'll just have to get well again without dried flowers
or fruit or whatever, because Galen didn't leave any notes about that.
Here's one: MR. WRINKLE-FREE (42-3880) (47-45-5,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought
WOUNDHEALER (65-4496) (14-9-1,174) of BOOK OF SWORDS. MR. WRINKLE-FREE was
assassinated by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. This sounds kind of,
well, really strange, when you think about it.
The other one who died was in the Title fight, and I'll put that one at the very
end, so there'll be these twenty challenge matches with a dead guy on each end, which
is probably a little stinky, but you're all used to that, right?
DARK THUNDER (6-5397) (27-8-0,84) of DARK PANTHEON challenged FUZZY BUZZCUT (42-
4024) (26-26-0,35) of COLOR ME SUAVE. Down 49. DARK THUNDER viciously subdued FUZZY
BUZZCUT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest. Is this some kind of manager feud?
Just asking. And will somebody please tell Fuzzy, when he wakes up, that purple and
green is not a suave color for a haircut?
TOUCHDOWN TALON! (96-1072) (13-4-5,48) of ARCANE BOWL challenged WOLVERINE (82-
6651) (1-7-0,49) of HOLLYWOOD. Up 1. TOUCHDOWN TALON! defeated WOLVERINE in a 2
minute Challenge conflict. I've never seen an Arcane Bowl match before. I thought
it might be like, well, the Surf Bowl, down at Bonsur, maybe. But it wasn't.
SON OF SAM (82-7015) (10-6-3,90) of NO REMORSE challenged ADAM (7-4830) (26-68-
2,56) of MORGAN'S BOYS. Down 34. SON OF SAM overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge bout. And Sam's Son felt no remorse, either. As if! Not a drop. I
could tell.
SURFER ROSA (97-1192) (14-1-3,85) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged MAGENTA (3-5711)
(49-81-0,71) of TRANSVESTITES. Down 14. SURFER ROSA overpowered MAGENTA in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge bout. This is because of magenta being a really bad color
on the beach. I don't know why, but it is. Any beach person can tell you.
FUGAZI (38-3565) (11-3-2,61) of TEAM FLOYD challenged STRONGBOW (11-5686) (19-
36-0,49) of ELFQUEST. Down 12. FUGAZI bested STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Challenge brawl. Yes, I know, the number of fights is different. But the tourney
fights don't show, so I don't know HOW different or even different how, you know? So
I can just say about the points. And there it is.
DONNA (36-5966) (16-9-0,90) of BABES challenged LOCKED IN (32-4049) (23-14-1,96)
of CALL THE PRIEST. Up 6. DONNA vanquished LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge fray. I bet you didn't know Donna's last name is Houdini. His daughter,
you know?
SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (29-9-3,100) of DARK PANTHEON challenged COCAINE (78-2311)
(25-68-0,61) of HABIT. Down 39. SECOND OMEN vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge bout. This is, like, totally a bad sign, but the third omen is
worse only it wasn't a challenge match.
CHERRY 2000 (31-4994) (22-11-1,95) of NUMBERS GAME challenged FINALITY (82-4063)
(18-7-0,102) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P. Up 7. CHERRY 2000 was overcome by FINALITY in a
popular 1 minute Challenge conflict. This was very final, even if Cherry didn't die.
Which I'm glad of the not dying part. I mean, I've talked to gladiators who died,
and the second life just isn't the same as the first one.
CROCONAW (24-4475) (22-11-1,134) of WATER DECK challenged POTOMACC (21-5489)
(31-27-0,137) of GRIM FANDANGO. Up 3. CROCONAW savagely defeated POTOMACC in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match. Is this because you can't dance even a
fandango on water?
PATRIOT (82-11164) (26-25-1,124) of BRAVE NEW WORLD challenged LACHES (60-5642)
(28-30-0,121) of LEGALESE. Down 3. PATRIOT demolished LACHES in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge competition. I thought latches were, are, whatever, the things
that, you know, hold the door shut. And spelled differently. But lawyers are always
strange. I've noticed that.
THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (21-9-2,130) of DARK PANTHEON challenged TATIANA SEASPRITE
(11-4951) (31-32-0,158) of SCARLET KNIGHTS. Up 28. THIRD OMEN handily defeated
TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout. Oh. I didn't realize the
third omen was here, too. Good. Or, for Tatiana, bad, but then, it's got to be bad
for somebody. That's the rule. Every fight, one winner and one loser. No ties.
Not even a bandana.
THE BISMARCK (16-4481) (44-36-1,190) of ALL-TIME GREATS challenged SPUTTER (82-
15095) (42-26-1,204) of JOKA MASHER. Up 14. THE BISMARCK defeated SPUTTER in an
exciting 5 minute Challenge fight. Well... I wasn't really excited, you know. Were
you excited? Who decides these things?
THE BUTCHER (21-5374) (29-11-0,194) of NASTY MOB challenged PERSIANA JONES (11-
5427) (22-8-0,196) of SKASMONAUTS. Up 2. THE BUTCHER was defeated by PERSIANA JONES
in an action packed 2 minute Challenge duel. I bet you NEXT time Persiana tells him
to trim the fat off her steaks, he WILL.
NEVERMORE (1-5260) (40-36-2,201) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged SIMILDE (51-4248)
(63-106-0,208) of DARK HORSEMEN. Up 7. NEVERMORE won victory over SIMILDE in an
action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. Did you know that if you do numerology type
stuff, Similde's record means "hit me again"? That's what I heard.
STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (52-107-1,193) of SOLARAN BERSERK challenged JUST A JOB TO
DO (18-6575) (80-70-1,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Down 1. STRONGEST #3 was overcome by
JUST A JOB TO DO in a 6 minute Challenge fight. This is, like, totally something or
other. I laughed. Nothing personal, Strongest.
NUNZIO (51-4799) (34-14-1,219) of BOY O'S challenged MY FAIR LADY (5-3739) (23-
4-0,221) of DAPHNE'S LADIES. Up 2, to most-challenged My. NUNZIO overpowered MY
FAIR LADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. This is probably good for My,
because she needs more losses. Her record isn't balanced properly.
KOGITSUNE MARU (1-5298) (37-28-1,212) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged NAJA (39-2825)
(34-21-0,214) of OPHIDIAN ORDER. Up 2. KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered NAJA in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match. It's a hard life being a snake at heart, isn't
it, Naja? Everybody's your enemy.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH (12-4396) (26-21-1,91) of GAMMARAUDERS TV challenged FRANK (3-
5707) (47-84-1,100) of TRANSVESTITES. Up 9. FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered FRANK in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. Frank tripped over his skirt. And we all told
him he shouldn't wear high heels into the arena, but would he listen? As if!
TOM THUMB (35-3791) (18-3-1,118) of THE BEARS TV challenged CRIMSON BLUSH (7-
5351) (16-3-1,120) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS. Up 2. TOM THUMB was demolished by CRIMSON
BLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Actually, anybody can vanquish a
thumb, if they have a hammer and a nail. It's easy. Even I can do it, but usually I
get somebody else to.
SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (98-46-0,195) of SIR AGLIO TV challenged MARCINKO (97-961)
(44-24-5,265) of ROGUE WARRIOR. Up 70. SIR VIVOR outwaited MARCINKO in an unpopular
30 minute gruesome Challenge fight. I didn't really pay attention to this one,
because I was having my nails done. But there were lots of vegetables thrown.
And for the title, which I forget what it is here, but somebody knows: BELIAL
(7-3838) (129-71-2,364) of WICKED MARTYRS fought GORDON (36-4536) (73-24-1,194) of
BARNYARD BRUTES. BELIAL assassinated GORDON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title
duel. Well, why not? Maybe Belial will write a column? Maybe Gordon will clean up
his barnyard when he wakes up? Maybe... well, maybe almost anything. Maybe Galen
will be back next time.
Debby T.
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 130 71 3 497 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 54 77 17 283 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
JESUS 82-5459 54 32 3 264 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
SIR RICHARD 11-4051 44 16 0 263 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
MATA HARI 41-3812 47 38 1 242 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 39 20 0 241 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
NUNZIO 51-4799 35 14 1 240 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 38 39 0 233 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
LADY LUCK 18-2925 61 46 1 232 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882 44 41 1 232 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
-BLONDIE 36-5723 30 24 1 231 BABES (3876) JHANS
COM DOT 65-6217 60 40 0 230 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 38 28 1 230 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 62 59 0 227 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002 41 28 0 225 MORDYKR KEEP (3422) ANDOR
POPE 5-4090 64 65 2 223 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SIR ENE 10-4360 61 45 3 221 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
PEACE 19-4280 40 42 2 221 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 61 64 0 218 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-SIDAHS 77-176 45 33 3 217 RESCUE (3887) MAZGOURRAH
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 40 18 1 216 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 84 55 1 215 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-SWEETNESS 62-3121 49 26 0 215 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
VIGO 18-6086 37 14 0 213 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
QUIETUS 10-5165 32 13 1 212 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 23 8 0 212 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 45 36 1 211 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 99 46 0 210 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
FEAR 82-10416 28 43 1 210 4-LETTER ANXIETY (4831) DWES EG
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 15 9 2 210 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
PISTOL 65-6205 53 50 1 209 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
NEVERMORE 1-5260 41 36 2 209 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 61 52 1 208 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 47 34 1 208 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 56 36 0 207 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342 29 14 2 207 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
FLINGLEBITS 46-2836 46 13 0 206 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT
NEPHRON 30-4147 41 41 1 206 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-STILLWATER 25-3762 34 60 0 206 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 69 39 2 205 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 35 36 0 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127 50 47 1 203 DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608) CIMMERIAC
GORDIAN 63-2104 36 25 0 203 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
GOLDWRAP 82-11886 18 3 0 203 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
MARCINKO 97-961 44 25 5 202 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
LARCENY 75-2720 40 36 0 202 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
HEARSAY 75-2721 36 34 3 202 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 81 70 1 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GORDON 36-4536 73 25 1 201 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 64 62 2 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 53 37 3 201 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 25 11 0 201 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 66 37 2 200 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
SIMILDE 51-4248 63 107 0 199 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
NICK NITRO 60-4767 39 48 0 199 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 33 13 1 198 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
IN THE PIG! 96-864 32 21 6 198 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 31 16 3 198 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JIMBY 42-3777 58 52 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
KHIRZA 7-1862 128 145 3 196 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 53 53 1 196 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
DALI PARTON 18-3274 49 63 3 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ACK VERT 18-7429 46 35 1 196 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708 55 51 2 195 OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430) JHELUM
CARPET BURN 3-5698 48 48 0 195 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPUTTER 82-15095 42 27 1 195 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
NORAF 82-3856 29 17 0 195 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 29 12 0 195 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 23 13 1 195 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
MY FAIR LADY 5-3739 23 5 0 195 DAPHNE'S LADIES (55) KALTOS
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 22 3 0 195 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 64 71 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GOOBATRON 7-5026 35 31 1 194 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
RYRELEE 59-478 29 15 1 194 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
UNOC 82-12676 20 15 0 194 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
STRONGEST #3 40-173 52 108 1 193 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
NAJA 39-2825 34 22 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 33 47 3 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
RABID DOG 82-1078 23 23 0 193 NASTY PETS (4846) DWES EG
EVERSTORM 69-641 60 60 2 192 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
-BURST 25-3654 45 38 1 192 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
-STONEWALL 25-3895 40 48 2 192 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 47 38 1 191 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 37 25 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690 30 9 0 191 CORPS (3405) DAIYLA KIV
GLORY 1-6847 50 61 0 190 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
DALLAS 18-6860 26 33 0 190 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 58 54 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 50 62 0 189 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
TOOFLESS 2-5103 45 11 0 189 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 55 53 1 188 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 41 39 0 188 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703 40 33 0 188 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 22 9 1 188 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
HEART 97-1096 19 20 4 188 ORGANS ON THE SAND (4827) SHADOW GROVE
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 33 40 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
W.T. POOH 33-4430 80 59 0 186 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 46 27 0 186 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921 40 30 0 186 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 64 68 4 185 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-JACKASS 21-4526 31 35 0 185 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 49 44 0 184 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-E AHO LAULA 21-4224 47 29 0 184 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
HOFFA 49-3185 68 101 0 183 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 48 51 1 183 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 44 40 0 182 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 40 29 1 182 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
SULACCO 4-5128 34 36 2 182 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
-KING BEAR 35-3629 34 20 2 182 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QRAPPY 10-4761 54 66 1 180 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 35 18 1 180 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 47 46 5 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 119 161 2 177 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 43 37 1 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 15 1 176 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
CARNAL 21-5388 40 31 0 175 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
DOAMER 18-2265 37 38 1 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 45 58 0 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MARK 5-4088 43 86 2 168 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIL NOIR 62-3311 29 17 1 168 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
SUPERIOR II 75-760 23 8 3 168 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 20 12 1 166 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
JOHN 29-4177 54 76 0 165 MEN (4412) LAPUR
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 22 29 2 165 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
BLISS 74-2940 39 29 0 164 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 35 46 1 164 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
DIRT WORM 82-2315 74 47 0 162 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
COL SALOMON 17-5290 36 39 1 161 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 43 51 1 160 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 26 28 1 160 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 21 30 0 159 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
TOXIK 9-4704 20 13 0 159 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685 18 3 0 159 MANIACAL TUFTS (4459) ARUAK CITY
-CHIP 60-4413 13 13 1 159 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
HO HUM HO 18-7884 34 27 3 158 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 22 9 2 155 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 35 21 0 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 32 20 1 152 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 39 44 0 151 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LETHE 9-4782 41 44 3 150 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435 17 5 1 149 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
SIR VILE 10-4754 39 37 1 146 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
CROCONAW 24-4475 23 11 1 146 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
SLAKE 82-12993 13 14 0 146 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
OBITER DICTA 60-5860 26 26 1 145 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 44 32 2 144 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CERASTES 39-3181 24 15 1 139 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 17 3 1 138 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 31 33 0 137 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 37 45 0 136 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 25 1 0 135 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
PATRIOT 82-11164 27 25 1 134 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
POTOMACC 21-5489 31 28 0 133 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
BUBBA 7-4833 29 66 0 133 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 16 4 0 133 BRETHREN OF SIN (5058) LYRATILAN
ED 209 5-3955 35 46 4 128 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
STEWART 50-3127 26 12 0 128 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
RUG BURN 18-3702 28 54 4 124 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 51 36 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 27 17 0 118 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
DEMURRER 60-5828 24 32 2 117 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
-CHRISSEL 70-5208 21 10 0 117 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN
LACHES 60-5642 28 31 0 113 LEGALESE (5016) ARADI
TOM THUMB 35-3791 18 4 1 113 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 24 22 2 112 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
FINALITY 82-4063 19 7 0 112 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 34 95 1 111 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
SCRAG 82-1704 10 3 0 109 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 27 21 1 107 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
-SCORPIUS 45-3752 25 12 0 105 KNIGHT BREED (4929) STORMCROWE
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 30 9 3 102 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 41 39 0 100 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
ASSUR 18-7821 18 48 2 100 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
DONNA 36-5966 17 9 0 100 BABES (3876) JHANS
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247 13 2 1 100 SCHWETTY FOODS (4973) DWES EG
CHERRY 2000 31-4994 22 12 1 95 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 30 17 1 92 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SON OF SAM 82-7015 11 6 3 92 NO REMORSE (5071) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURFER ROSA 97-1192 15 1 3 91 COLLEGE RADIO (5054) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
F. TIM 78-2315 41 49 1 90 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-SMOOCHY 60-6079 17 7 0 90 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 9 2 0 90 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209 21 8 0 88 WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433) RIZTAB
FRANK 3-5707 47 85 1 87 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 28 8 0 86 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GINA TAILIA 21-4817 19 13 0 86 FEVER PITCH (3240) SUNSET
LOCKED IN 32-4049 23 15 1 85 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-FREAKIN GENIUS 82-19858 19 13 0 85 ANOTHER DIABLO? (5090) DWES EG
SCRAG 96-1173 11 4 4 85 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
WILLY T MAC 82-5925 11 7 0 85 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
STARBREAKER 32-4039 25 9 1 81 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
PUD 126 82-22024 22 10 0 80 PUDS AGAIN 6 (5098) DWES EG
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 25 16 0 76 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-MANTISSA 82-9324 12 4 0 76 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
EM 15-3737 23 35 0 75 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477) MALCORN
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 30 25 0 74 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ING 41-3532 17 14 1 72 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 20 23 2 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAGENTA 3-5711 49 82 0 69 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
T. ZER 9-5011 14 5 2 67 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
COCAINE 78-2311 25 69 0 66 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 33 53 0 65 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JERICO 7-4862 25 63 0 64 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
BREEZY 82-28451 13 1 0 64 NAMES? (5099) DWES EG
FUGAZI 38-3565 12 3 2 64 TEAM FLOYD (741) CLIFFHOME
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 30 31 0 63 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-PELICAN 41-3949 18 14 0 63 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080 19 10 0 61 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064) KATI-TEI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 12 3 0 59 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
2 INAROW 82-22945 3 5 0 57 REDUX 6 (5045) DWES EG
ADAM 7-4830 26 69 2 56 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
SKYWISE 11-5687 26 33 1 56 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 14 4 5 55 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
-NICKEL 26-4240 22 24 0 51 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059 18 9 1 51 GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064) KATI-TEI
-BLAK MASK 21-5935 15 6 0 51 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-MY BIG TOE 7-5601 15 10 0 51 WASTELAND II (1947) BONSUR
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 26 27 0 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
JONES 14-1283 26 134 5 49 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
STRONGBOW 11-5686 19 37 0 49 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-BULMA 18-8475 18 8 2 49 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 21 29 1 48 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 23 13 2 46 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WOLVERINE 82-6651 1 8 0 46 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
TITANIA 65-5835 18 15 0 43 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
BATTERY 15-2293 16 6 1 42 STARBASE 5 (5091) MALCORN
SLY 97-1279 10 8 8 42 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
CHIP ENSER 62-4140 14 22 2 41 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 22 19 0 40 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 22 80 0 38 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-TMARACK 19-4651 11 1 0 34 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 21 37 1 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 4 0 28 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
MABON 82-10314 0 8 0 23 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
GORDON 36-4536 73 25 1 BARNYARD BRUTES 4238 BELIAL 7-3838 489
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 47 46 5 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 489
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Carnal -- That was too, um, personal for me. We just met! So I had to say "no." --
Similde
P.S. Besides, while you're a good dancer, you're just too grim for me.
Toxik -- And onto the floor with you, sneaky little elf that you are! -- Ho-Chan the
Axe
P.S. Besides, your shade of green doesn't go with ANYTHING I have.
My Fair Lady -- Oh, HA! I don't call that fair. -- Glory
Salena Warsmith -- I've wondered about that, you know. Given the Andorian Code as
espoused by so many warriors from Aruak City, how do you justify the "warsmith"
thing? -- Xylz Aree, genuinely curious
Rug Burn -- I don't think a dwarf should be taller than I am. So I tried to trim you
down a little. -- Lethe
P.S. If you MUST burn rugs, there's a certain shag carpet I would be glad to see the
last of.
Chicken Tight Jeans -- Wow, are you a fox! -- Chip Enser
P.S. A fox in chicken jeans, you know. That's a joke, or at least a play on words.
You're supposed to laugh.
Fugazi -- Ouch! Ooooo, that hurts! -- Nolan Orgel
20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence. I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man
4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
1) All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
(except for arena 82, I believe).
2) Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
(i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
3) If you win your single DA match you do not get another. It's one use of the
Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
match!
4) The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior. The resurrection can go on
any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal
P.S. My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54. Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SIR VIVOR outwaited MARCINKO in a unpopular 30 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB was demolished by CRIMSON BLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered FRANK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered NAJA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NUNZIO overpowered MY FAIR LADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
STRONGEST #3 was overcome by JUST A JOB TO DO in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE won victory over SIMILDE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
THE BUTCHER was defeated by PERSIANA JONES in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE BISMARCK defeated SPUTTER in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
THIRD OMEN handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PATRIOT demolished LACHES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CROCONAW savagely defeated POTOMACC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match.
CHERRY 2000 was overcome by FINALITY in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SECOND OMEN vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DONNA vanquished LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FUGAZI bested STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SURFER ROSA overpowered MAGENTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SON OF SAM overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! defeated WOLVERINE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DARK THUNDER viciously subdued FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
AMILIE GREYSTONE vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RYRELEE was handily defeated by SIR ENE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE narrowly defeated DARQ SPIRIT in a 2 minute match.
KHIRZA was savagely defeated by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a action packed 3 minute fight.
BELIAL assassinated GORDON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
JIMBY was demolished by COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
MATA HARI won victory over IN THE PIG! in a 3 minute fray.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
GORDIAN was beaten by SIR RICHARD in a 2 minute fight.
COM DOT overpowered UNOC in a 2 minute uneven duel.
JOHNNY B GOODE was narrowly defeated by BIG STRONG MAN in a exciting 3 minute match.
PYGMY SHREW was defeated by PEACE in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
NORAF was viciously subdued by POPE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
JESUS narrowly defeated GOOBATRON in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ACK VERT was subdued by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DALLAS was handily defeated by COLWYN QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHI'EN HUAN LI demolished AXIS OF EVIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LADY LUCK overpowered GLORY in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ALVIN YORK was handily defeated by PISTOL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CARPET BURN was vanquished by QUIETUS in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HEART was subdued by DEBBIE DOES DM in a action packed 1 minute duel.
EBONSKAITH was unbelievably bested by TOOFLESS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
ROAD TO DAKAR handily defeated COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a 3 minute uneven competition.
THE HAPPY HOOKER beat STANLEY'S CUP in a exciting 5 minute fight.
GOLDWRAP was savagely defeated by PIPE BOMB in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
FEAR handily defeated DIRT WORM in a action packed 3 minute brutal mismatched bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by VIGO in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
AUDIE MURPHY narrowly defeated RABID DOG in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SPOTTED PONY viciously subdued W.T. POOH in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
KRISTA HONORBLADE was subdued by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
LARCENY was luckily beaten by FLINGLEBITS in a exciting 6 minute brutal brawl.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DUCK RUBBER was overpowered by JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
2 PHAT slimly lost to PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
LIL NOIR was handily defeated by DALI PARTON in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
NICK NITRO devastated JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
QRAPPY was devastated by HEARSAY in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was assassinated by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WIMPY WIND was vanquished by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROMUALD B TUNE was narrowly defeated by SIGHTBLINDER in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
NEPHRON devastated HO HUM HO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR VILE was overpowered by MARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHEESE STEAK devastated BLISS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
XYLZ AREE was overcome by DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute match.
TOXIK lost to HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
MIGHTY MITE overpowered OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER was demolished by SUPERIOR II in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
SULACCO vanquished BUBBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLITTER MARKS subdued LETHE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
HO-CHAN THE AXE slimly won victory over STEWART in a 3 minute brutal match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was bested by COL SALOMON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SNAPPY GEORGE was overpowered by MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM defeated CARNAL in a action packed 2 minute match.
QUID PRO QUO demolished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH beat RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SALENA WARSMITH was demolished by BAYLEFYRE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER overpowered DEMURRER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FURTIVE RETURNS was handily defeated by CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CERASTES defeated SCRAG in a 2 minute fight.
SYRANO BLOODBANE was overcome by SWINGDADDY-O in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
SLAKE savagely defeated SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
STARBREAKER was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JERICO vanquished L'ORC BLEU in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ING overpowered SLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WILLY T MAC overpowered LIPPS MCFRENZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was demolished by GINA TAILIA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
NOLAN ORGEL was vanquished by 2 INAROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
MABON was subdued by CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST was vanquished by F. TIM in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by SCRAG in a 6 minute one-sided battle.
CHIMPANZEE devastated SWEATCAKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
PUD 126 overpowered SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BREEZY overpowered TITANIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EM was overcome by DRAUGHT DODGER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated WALL OF GLASS in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
BATTERY was overpowered by T. ZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
JONES was handily defeated by GOUT GOUT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CHIP ENSER was vanquished by POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
LE PAIN DLG was savagely defeated by ELKIN HEMROCK in a exciting 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 51 AIMED BLOW 134 - 108 - 3 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 30 LUNGING ATTACK 367 - 300 - 4 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 29 SLASHING ATTACK 164 - 152 - 4 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 27 PARRY-STRIKE 40 - 39 - 2 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 PARRY-LUNGE 86 - 92 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 15 WALL OF STEEL 157 - 172 - 2 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 100 - 118 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 57 - 1 40 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 50 - 78 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 23 - 36 - 0 39 |
Turn 489 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 8 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 AIMED BLOW 12 - 15 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 17 - 13 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 18 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 23 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 130 71 3 497 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-LUNGE BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 54 77 17 283 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
WALL OF STEEL JESUS 82-5459 54 32 3 264 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366)
TOTAL PARRY SIR RICHARD 11-4051 44 16 0 263 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
SLASHING ATTACK RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 39 20 0 241 METAL MELTDOWN (3862)
LUNGING ATTACK NUNZIO 51-4799 35 14 1 240 BOY O'S (4027)
PARRY-STRIKE CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882 44 41 1 232 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
STRIKING ATTACK AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002 41 28 0 225 MORDYKR KEEP (3422)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 64 62 2 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SIMILDE 51-4248 63 107 0 199 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was LARCENY 75-2720. The ten other most popular fighters were SCRAG
96-1173, EBONSKAITH 15-3824, THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042, SPOTTED PONY 4-3975, TOXIK
9-4704, 2 PHAT 72-5064, STRONGEST #3 40-173, THE BISMARCK 16-4481, PIPE BOMB 82-8012,
and PYGMY SHREW 29-3743.
The least popular fighter this week was SIR VIVOR 10-4065. The other ten least
popular fighters were MARCINKO 97-961, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, LIPPS
MCFRENZY 18-8373, SLY 97-1279, L'ORC BLEU 8-4352, STARBREAKER 32-4039, DEMURRER
60-5828, SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, and SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 1 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 3 4 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 2 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 ANDOR(57) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 3 2 0 LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 0 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 4 3 0
BONSUR(7) 3 4 1 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 0 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 2 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 5 2 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 3 1 1
ARUAK CITY(11) 6 6 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAIYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 2 3 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 3 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 3 1 0 DWES EG(82) 14 12 0
TALCAMA(18) 15 12 0 RODEKI(42) 3 7 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 3 0
SUNSET(21) 1 4 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 38 28 1 230 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 45 11 0 189 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 84 55 1 215 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 61 52 1 208 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 64 65 2 223 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 53 53 1 196 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 130 71 3 497 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 22 19 0 40 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TOXIK 9-4704 20 13 0 159 KILLING FLOOR (4954) ZUKAL
SIR ENE 10-4360 61 45 3 221 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SIR RICHARD 11-4051 44 16 0 263 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 27 21 1 107 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 26 134 5 49 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 66 37 2 200 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 45 36 1 211 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
COL SALOMON 17-5290 36 39 1 161 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 54 77 17 283 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 40 42 2 221 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 29 12 0 195 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827 46 27 0 186 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
CROCONAW 24-4475 23 11 1 146 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
XYLZ AREE 25-4987 26 28 1 160 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 49 44 0 184 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 31 16 3 198 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 41 41 1 206 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
CHERRY 2000 31-4994 22 12 1 95 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 33 13 1 198 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 80 59 0 186 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 50 62 0 189 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
TOM THUMB 35-3791 18 4 1 113 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GORDON 36-4536 73 25 1 201 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
FUGAZI 38-3565 12 3 2 64 TEAM FLOYD (741) CLIFFHOME
NAJA 39-2825 34 22 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
STRONGEST #3 40-173 52 108 1 193 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 47 38 1 242 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
JIMBY 42-3777 58 52 1 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FLINGLEBITS 46-2836 46 13 0 206 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT
HOFFA 49-3185 68 101 0 183 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
STEWART 50-3127 26 12 0 128 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
NUNZIO 51-4799 35 14 1 240 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002 41 28 0 225 MORDYKR KEEP (3422) ANDOR
RYRELEE 59-478 29 15 1 194 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 39 20 0 241 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 12 3 0 59 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 56 36 0 207 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 36 25 0 203 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
COM DOT 65-6217 60 40 0 230 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 69 39 2 205 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
2 PHAT 72-5064 29 15 1 176 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
BLISS 74-2940 39 29 0 164 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAIYLA KIV
LARCENY 75-2720 40 36 0 202 LEGALESE (4658) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 43 51 1 160 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
JESUS 82-5459 54 32 3 264 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 32 21 6 198 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 44 25 5 202 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE