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Date   : 05/10/2005    Duedate: 05/23/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-489

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     8    2  0 80.0      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
  2 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250    8    4  0 66.7      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                        SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                        JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
  3 BRETHREN OF  25/5058    4    2  0 66.7      VERMIN 72/3068                        
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                17 ENIGMA 62/4768        232  224  1 50.9
  4 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     746  426 10 63.7      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                          TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
  5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   88   51  2 63.3      ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 18 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  660  649  9 50.4
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
  6 BABES 36/3876        2668 1696 50 61.1      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     117   76  0 60.6      SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       19 4-LETTER ANX 82/4831   95   94  1 50.3
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827            
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1180  786 13 60.0   20 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   781  775  6 50.2
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                  
  9 RAPTURE 82/4961       432  308  6 58.4      WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064              
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                  21 PIMPS 9/4318           32   33  0 49.2
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
 10 PHILLY 82/4942       1587 1155 20 57.9      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      22 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  231  243  2 48.7
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    REDUX 6 82/5045                          23 LEGALESE 75/4658      245  262  3 48.3
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
 11 D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023  199  153  3 56.5      LEGALESE 60/5016                      
 12 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   25   21  0 54.3   24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  747  823 12 47.6
    OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
 13 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   26   22  0 54.2   25 NASTY PETS 82/4846    868  981  9 46.9
 14 WATER DECK 24/4935    328  287  2 53.3      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                      KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                     26 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  697  846  8 45.2
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                      27 NAMES? 82/5099         14   17  0 45.2
    ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488                     PUDS AGAIN 6 82/5098                  
 15 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1569 1394 19 53.0      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                  28 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     131  162  1 44.7
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                  
 16 QUBIT 10/4490        1031  935 10 52.4      KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                  
    VERMIN!! 82/4315                            GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                   34 MEN 29/4412           721 1357 12 34.7
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      JOHNS 5/3510                          
 29 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  193  246  0 44.0      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       STORIES 49/2835                       
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       HABIT 78/4547                         
 30 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      264  340  1 43.7      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 31 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    693  911  6 43.2      MIKES 14/3982                         
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   83  171  0 32.7
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652             36 BLUE MOON 9/3907      494 1045  5 32.1
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
 32 ELFQUEST 11/4928       75  102  1 42.4      MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866               37 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698    9   26  0 25.7
    SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372                  38 STARBASE 5 15/5091      0    1  0  0.0
 33 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   24   35  1 40.7

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Can't say I ever thought this would happen.  After probably a dozen title fights
ending in favor of the other guy (dying at least twice in those), I expected my
warriors were never meant to sit on a throne.  And when it's finally done, it's one
of my original five?  Really?  It's a bummer she's a contender and about to vanish to
Neverneverland.  Maybe she'll get a chance to defend the throne, maybe the suck-up
has already happened.  Either way, I'm thrilled that Nighty had the chance to sit
there.  Thanks, Stone Killer, for sitting out...if my only chance of taking the
throne is by other's indifference, I'll take it.
     I'm trying to figure out whether there's any special significance of Turn 488.
Six style masters, the throne, two dead, most avoided.  I suppose after playing 20
years, every dog has his day.  Can I get Nighty to hold the throne?  Is there anyone
in the Grand Challenger Champs that looks remotely beatable...I mean anyone who
doesn't fight for one of my two stables?  Does it matter?  Am I motivated enough to
actually issue a challenge?  Aren't people intimidated by the new Tower Guardian's
winning streak?  Yeah.  Right.  We'll see.

-- Suave

     Sure, I do all the hard work and Suave takes all the credit.  I've died at least
four times, run a marathon of bouts with AfterAfterBirth, changed my name once and
team name twice, bussed tables at Arthur's Last Stand, managed a stupid ice cream
parlor, refereed jello wrestling matches....  Most of all, I've endured fighting for
Suave for-EVER.  You have no idea what it's like.  It's about time I get rewarded.
Of course, this isn't the big reward I'm looking for.  That should happen in a turn
or two when I finally get to retire.  I'll get to hang out more with Wobblenut, Kate
Bush, Mrs. B., Dumb Blonde and Afro.  The six of us can play Settlers of Catan or
Bohnanza or Illuminati or some other board games for a change.  Frankly, I'm tired of
band-aids and resurrections anyway.
     In closing, it's been fun enough fighting these 164 fights.  Here's to my last
few.

-- One Night Stand

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I can't believe the violence in TALAHYA!  That's what I say when I'm not saying 
about action-packed adventure, and thrills and chills and stuff.  I'm glad my Mom 
can't see it, because she's got to stay, like, calm.  For the cows, you know?  Cows 
like people to be calm.

     You guys had about a thousand fights, or anyway a hundred.  Lots and lots and 
lots.  It took, like, days to get it all done.  Not that I'm complaining, although I 
DID want to go to the beach.  Maybe later, huh?  But there were only twenty challenge 
matches.  You can do better than that, can't you?  Or is, are?  Is it better to have 
more challenges or not?  Only three of these were tv; the rest were all radio.
     Center for Olds was avoided by somebody.  Um, where's that note?  Ah.  Solaran 
Beserk.  I guess they don't want to get old, but, you know, who does?
     My Fair Lady got the most challenges, only she isn't, you know, MY fair lady.  
She's Daphne's.  I think.
     Two people died, but they'll just have to get well again without dried flowers 
or fruit or whatever, because Galen didn't leave any notes about that.

     Here's one:  MR. WRINKLE-FREE (42-3880) (47-45-5,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought 
WOUNDHEALER (65-4496) (14-9-1,174) of BOOK OF SWORDS.  MR. WRINKLE-FREE was 
assassinated by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  This sounds kind of, 
well, really strange, when you think about it.
     The other one who died was in the Title fight, and I'll put that one at the very 
end, so there'll be these twenty challenge matches with a dead guy on each end, which 
is probably a little stinky, but you're all used to that, right?

     DARK THUNDER (6-5397) (27-8-0,84) of DARK PANTHEON challenged FUZZY BUZZCUT (42-
4024) (26-26-0,35) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  Down 49.  DARK THUNDER viciously subdued FUZZY 
BUZZCUT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.  Is this some kind of manager feud?  
Just asking.  And will somebody please tell Fuzzy, when he wakes up, that purple and 
green is not a suave color for a haircut?
     TOUCHDOWN TALON! (96-1072) (13-4-5,48) of ARCANE BOWL challenged WOLVERINE (82-
6651) (1-7-0,49) of HOLLYWOOD.  Up 1.  TOUCHDOWN TALON! defeated WOLVERINE in a 2 
minute Challenge conflict.  I've never seen an Arcane Bowl match before.  I thought 
it might be like, well, the Surf Bowl, down at Bonsur, maybe.  But it wasn't.
     SON OF SAM (82-7015) (10-6-3,90) of NO REMORSE challenged ADAM (7-4830) (26-68-
2,56) of MORGAN'S BOYS.  Down 34.  SON OF SAM overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge bout.  And Sam's Son felt no remorse, either.  As if!  Not a drop.  I 
could tell.
     SURFER ROSA (97-1192) (14-1-3,85) of COLLEGE RADIO challenged MAGENTA (3-5711) 
(49-81-0,71) of TRANSVESTITES.  Down 14.   SURFER ROSA overpowered MAGENTA in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge bout.  This is because of magenta being a really bad color 
on the beach.  I don't know why, but it is.  Any beach person can tell you.
     FUGAZI (38-3565) (11-3-2,61) of TEAM FLOYD challenged STRONGBOW (11-5686) (19-
36-0,49) of ELFQUEST.  Down 12.  FUGAZI bested STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Challenge brawl.  Yes, I know, the number of fights is different.  But the tourney 
fights don't show, so I don't know HOW different or even different how, you know?  So 
I can just say about the points.  And there it is.
     DONNA (36-5966) (16-9-0,90) of BABES challenged LOCKED IN (32-4049) (23-14-1,96) 
of CALL THE PRIEST.  Up 6.  DONNA vanquished LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge fray.  I bet you didn't know Donna's last name is Houdini.  His daughter, 
you know?
     SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (29-9-3,100) of DARK PANTHEON challenged COCAINE (78-2311) 
(25-68-0,61) of HABIT.  Down 39.  SECOND OMEN vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge bout.  This is, like, totally a bad sign, but the third omen is 
worse only it wasn't a challenge match.
     CHERRY 2000 (31-4994) (22-11-1,95) of NUMBERS GAME challenged FINALITY (82-4063) 
(18-7-0,102) of SUPERIOR FORCES 3P.  Up 7.  CHERRY 2000 was overcome by FINALITY in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.  This was very final, even if Cherry didn't die.  
Which I'm glad of the not dying part.  I mean, I've talked to gladiators who died, 
and the second life just isn't the same as the first one.
     CROCONAW (24-4475) (22-11-1,134) of WATER DECK challenged POTOMACC (21-5489) 
(31-27-0,137) of GRIM FANDANGO.  Up 3.  CROCONAW savagely defeated POTOMACC in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match.  Is this because you can't dance even a 
fandango on water?
     PATRIOT (82-11164) (26-25-1,124) of BRAVE NEW WORLD challenged LACHES (60-5642) 
(28-30-0,121) of LEGALESE.  Down 3.  PATRIOT demolished LACHES in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge competition.  I thought latches were, are, whatever, the things 
that, you know, hold the door shut.  And spelled differently.  But lawyers are always 
strange.  I've noticed that.
     THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (21-9-2,130) of DARK PANTHEON challenged TATIANA SEASPRITE 
(11-4951) (31-32-0,158) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  Up 28.  THIRD OMEN handily defeated 
TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.  Oh.  I didn't realize the 
third omen was here, too.  Good.  Or, for Tatiana, bad, but then, it's got to be bad 
for somebody.  That's the rule.  Every fight, one winner and one loser.  No ties.  
Not even a bandana.
     THE BISMARCK (16-4481) (44-36-1,190) of ALL-TIME GREATS challenged SPUTTER (82-
15095) (42-26-1,204) of JOKA MASHER.  Up 14.  THE BISMARCK defeated SPUTTER in an 
exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.  Well... I wasn't really excited, you know.  Were 
you excited?  Who decides these things?
     THE BUTCHER (21-5374) (29-11-0,194) of NASTY MOB challenged PERSIANA JONES (11-
5427) (22-8-0,196) of SKASMONAUTS.  Up 2.  THE BUTCHER was defeated by PERSIANA JONES 
in an action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.  I bet you NEXT time Persiana tells him 
to trim the fat off her steaks, he WILL.
     NEVERMORE (1-5260) (40-36-2,201) of LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged SIMILDE (51-4248) 
(63-106-0,208) of DARK HORSEMEN.  Up 7.  NEVERMORE won victory over SIMILDE in an 
action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.  Did you know that if you do numerology type 
stuff, Similde's record means "hit me again"?  That's what I heard.
     STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (52-107-1,193) of SOLARAN BERSERK challenged JUST A JOB TO 
DO (18-6575) (80-70-1,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  Down 1.  STRONGEST #3 was overcome by 
JUST A JOB TO DO in a 6 minute Challenge fight.  This is, like, totally something or 
other.  I laughed.  Nothing personal, Strongest.
     NUNZIO (51-4799) (34-14-1,219) of BOY O'S challenged MY FAIR LADY (5-3739) (23-
4-0,221) of DAPHNE'S LADIES.  Up 2, to most-challenged My.  NUNZIO overpowered MY 
FAIR LADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  This is probably good for My, 
because she needs more losses.  Her record isn't balanced properly.
     KOGITSUNE MARU (1-5298) (37-28-1,212) of SWEORDMASTERS challenged NAJA (39-2825) 
(34-21-0,214) of OPHIDIAN ORDER.  Up 2.  KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered NAJA in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge match.  It's a hard life being a snake at heart, isn't 
it, Naja?  Everybody's your enemy.
     FLADRAKEEN OOSCH (12-4396) (26-21-1,91) of GAMMARAUDERS TV challenged FRANK (3-
5707) (47-84-1,100) of TRANSVESTITES.  Up 9.  FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered FRANK in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.  Frank tripped over his skirt.  And we all told 
him he shouldn't wear high heels into the arena, but would he listen?  As if!
     TOM THUMB (35-3791) (18-3-1,118) of THE BEARS TV challenged CRIMSON BLUSH (7-
5351) (16-3-1,120) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS.  Up 2.  TOM THUMB was demolished by CRIMSON 
BLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Actually, anybody can vanquish a 
thumb, if they have a hammer and a nail.  It's easy.  Even I can do it, but usually I 
get somebody else to.
     SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (98-46-0,195) of SIR AGLIO TV challenged MARCINKO (97-961) 
(44-24-5,265) of ROGUE WARRIOR.  Up 70.  SIR VIVOR outwaited MARCINKO in an unpopular 
30 minute gruesome Challenge fight.  I didn't really pay attention to this one, 
because I was having my nails done.  But there were lots of vegetables thrown.

     And for the title, which I forget what it is here, but somebody knows:  BELIAL 
(7-3838) (129-71-2,364) of WICKED MARTYRS fought GORDON (36-4536) (73-24-1,194) of 
BARNYARD BRUTES.  BELIAL assassinated GORDON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title 
duel.  Well, why not?  Maybe Belial will write a column?  Maybe Gordon will clean up 
his barnyard when he wakes up?  Maybe... well, maybe almost anything.  Maybe Galen 
will be back next time.

                                      Debby T.

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              130  71  3  497  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      54  77 17  283  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 JESUS 82-5459               54  32  3  264  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         44  16  0  263  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 MATA HARI 41-3812           47  38  1  242  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   39  20  0  241  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 NUNZIO 51-4799              35  14  1  240  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   38  39  0  233  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           61  46  1  232  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      44  41  1  232  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
-BLONDIE 36-5723             30  24  1  231  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 COM DOT 65-6217             60  40  0  230  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       38  28  1  230  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    62  59  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    41  28  0  225  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 POPE 5-4090                 64  65  2  223  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIR ENE 10-4360             61  45  3  221  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PEACE 19-4280               40  42  2  221  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   61  64  0  218  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SIDAHS 77-176               45  33  3  217  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           40  18  1  216  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         84  55  1  215  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SWEETNESS 62-3121           49  26  0  215  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 VIGO 18-6086                37  14  0  213  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 QUIETUS 10-5165             32  13  1  212  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      23   8  0  212  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        45  36  1  211  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065           99  46  0  210  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 FEAR 82-10416               28  43  1  210  4-LETTER ANXIETY (4831)    DWES EG
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         15   9  2  210  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 PISTOL 65-6205              53  50  1  209  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            41  36  2  209  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         61  52  1  208  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         47  34  1  208  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  56  36  0  207  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  29  14  2  207  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         46  13  0  206  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 NEPHRON 30-4147             41  41  1  206  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-STILLWATER 25-3762          34  60  0  206  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     69  39  2  205  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    35  36  0  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-TICKLE ME HOFFA 69-6127     50  47  1  203  DARK CIRCLE TOYS (3608)    CIMMERIAC
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  25  0  203  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           18   3  0  203  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             44  25  5  202  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 LARCENY 75-2720             40  36  0  202  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 HEARSAY 75-2721             36  34  3  202  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    81  70  1  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              73  25  1  201  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      64  62  2  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         53  37  3  201  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       25  11  0  201  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       66  37  2  200  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 SIMILDE 51-4248             63 107  0  199  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          39  48  0  199  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  13  1  198  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  21  6  198  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         31  16  3  198  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIMBY 42-3777               58  52  1  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KHIRZA 7-1862              128 145  3  196  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         53  53  1  196  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         49  63  3  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            46  35  1  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         55  51  2  195  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          48  48  0  195  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPUTTER 82-15095            42  27  1  195  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 NORAF 82-3856               29  17  0  195  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         29  12  0  195  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         23  13  1  195  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         23   5  0  195  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        22   3  0  195  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    64  71  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            35  31  1  194  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 RYRELEE 59-478              29  15  1  194  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 UNOC 82-12676               20  15  0  194  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         52 108  1  193  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 NAJA 39-2825                34  22  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     33  47  3  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RABID DOG 82-1078           23  23  0  193  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            60  60  2  192  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-BURST 25-3654               45  38  1  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-STONEWALL 25-3895           40  48  2  192  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        47  38  1  191  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      37  25  0  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          30   9  0  191  CORPS (3405)               DAIYLA KIV
 GLORY 1-6847                50  61  0  190  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 DALLAS 18-6860              26  33  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   58  54  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        50  62  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             45  11  0  189  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          55  53  1  188  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           41  39  0  188  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   40  33  0  188  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       22   9  1  188  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 HEART 97-1096               19  20  4  188  ORGANS ON THE SAND (4827)  SHADOW GROVE
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        33  40  0  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           80  59  0  186  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        46  27  0  186  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  40  30  0  186  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            64  68  4  185  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-JACKASS 21-4526             31  35  0  185  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      49  44  0  184  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-E AHO LAULA 21-4224         47  29  0  184  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 101  0  183  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       48  51  1  183  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        44  40  0  182  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        40  29  1  182  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 SULACCO 4-5128              34  36  2  182  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-KING BEAR 35-3629           34  20  2  182  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QRAPPY 10-4761              54  66  1  180  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          35  18  1  180  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    47  46  5  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     119 161  2  177  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       43  37  1  176  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 2 PHAT 72-5064              29  15  1  176  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 CARNAL 21-5388              40  31  0  175  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DOAMER 18-2265              37  38  1  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         45  58  0  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARK 5-4088                 43  86  2  168  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  17  1  168  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          23   8  3  168  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       20  12  1  166  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 JOHN 29-4177                54  76  0  165  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  29  2  165  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 BLISS 74-2940               39  29  0  164  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  46  1  164  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           74  47  0  162  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         36  39  1  161  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  51  1  160  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  28  1  160  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        21  30  0  159  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 TOXIK 9-4704                20  13  0  159  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  18   3  0  159  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY
-CHIP 60-4413                13  13  1  159  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           34  27  3  158  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           22   9  2  155  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       35  21  0  154  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     32  20  1  152  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      39  44  0  151  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                41  44  3  150  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        17   5  1  149  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SIR VILE 10-4754            39  37  1  146  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 CROCONAW 24-4475            23  11  1  146  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 SLAKE 82-12993              13  14  0  146  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        26  26  1  145  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   44  32  2  144  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CERASTES 39-3181            24  15  1  139  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        17   3  1  138  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  33  0  137  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        37  45  0  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         25   1  0  135  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 PATRIOT 82-11164            27  25  1  134  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 POTOMACC 21-5489            31  28  0  133  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BUBBA 7-4833                29  66  0  133  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           16   4  0  133  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 ED 209 5-3955               35  46  4  128  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 STEWART 50-3127             26  12  0  128  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  54  4  124  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   51  36  0  121  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    27  17  0  118  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 DEMURRER 60-5828            24  32  2  117  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            21  10  0  117  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 LACHES 60-5642              28  31  0  113  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           18   4  1  113  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     24  22  2  112  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FINALITY 82-4063            19   7  0  112  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34  95  1  111  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 SCRAG 82-1704               10   3  0  109  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    27  21  1  107  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
-SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  12  0  105  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          30   9  3  102  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      41  39  0  100  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 ASSUR 18-7821               18  48  2  100  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 DONNA 36-5966               17   9  0  100  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    13   2  1  100  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         22  12  1   95  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    30  17  1   92  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          11   6  3   92  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         15   1  3   91  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F. TIM 78-2315              41  49  1   90  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             17   7  0   90  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985          9   2  0   90  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      21   8  0   88  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 FRANK 3-5707                47  85  1   87  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         28   8  0   86  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 GINA TAILIA 21-4817         19  13  0   86  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           23  15  1   85  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-FREAKIN GENIUS 82-19858     19  13  0   85  ANOTHER DIABLO? (5090)     DWES EG
 SCRAG 96-1173               11   4  4   85  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         11   7  0   85  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         25   9  1   81  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PUD 126 82-22024            22  10  0   80  PUDS AGAIN 6 (5098)        DWES EG
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          25  16  0   76  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MANTISSA 82-9324            12   4  0   76  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 EM 15-3737                  23  35  0   75  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           30  25  0   74  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ING 41-3532                 17  14  1   72  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           20  23  2   71  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAGENTA 3-5711              49  82  0   69  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 T. ZER 9-5011               14   5  2   67  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  69  0   66  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   33  53  0   65  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               25  63  0   64  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BREEZY 82-28451             13   1  0   64  NAMES? (5099)              DWES EG
 FUGAZI 38-3565              12   3  2   64  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       30  31  0   63  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-PELICAN 41-3949             18  14  0   63  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080  19  10  0   61  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       12   3  0   59  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 2 INAROW 82-22945            3   5  0   57  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 26  69  2   56  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             26  33  1   56  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    14   4  5   55  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-NICKEL 26-4240              22  24  0   51  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  18   9  1   51  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-BLAK MASK 21-5935           15   6  0   51  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-MY BIG TOE 7-5601           15  10  0   51  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       26  27  0   50  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JONES 14-1283               26 134  5   49  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           19  37  0   49  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-BULMA 18-8475               18   8  2   49  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  29  1   48  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      23  13  2   46  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            1   8  0   46  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 TITANIA 65-5835             18  15  0   43  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 BATTERY 15-2293             16   6  1   42  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 SLY 97-1279                 10   8  8   42  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  22  2   41  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  19  0   40  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  80  0   38  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-TMARACK 19-4651             11   1  0   34  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         21  37  1   28  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   4  0   28  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 MABON 82-10314               0   8  0   23  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
GORDON 36-4536             73  25  1 BARNYARD BRUTES 4238   BELIAL 7-3838          489

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880   47  46  5 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    WOUNDHEALER 65-4496    489

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Carnal -- That was too, um, personal for me.  We just met!  So I had to say "no." --
Similde
P.S.  Besides, while you're a good dancer, you're just too grim for me.

Toxik -- And onto the floor with you, sneaky little elf that you are! -- Ho-Chan the
Axe
P.S.  Besides, your shade of green doesn't go with ANYTHING I have.

My Fair Lady -- Oh, HA!  I don't call that fair. -- Glory

Salena Warsmith -- I've wondered about that, you know.  Given the Andorian Code as
espoused by so many warriors from Aruak City, how do you justify the "warsmith"
thing? -- Xylz Aree, genuinely curious

Rug Burn -- I don't think a dwarf should be taller than I am.  So I tried to trim you
down a little. -- Lethe
P.S.  If you MUST burn rugs, there's a certain shag carpet I would be glad to see the
last of.

Chicken Tight Jeans -- Wow, are you a fox! -- Chip Enser
P.S.  A fox in chicken jeans, you know.  That's a joke, or at least a play on words.
You're supposed to laugh.

Fugazi -- Ouch!  Ooooo, that hurts! -- Nolan Orgel

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIR VIVOR outwaited MARCINKO in a unpopular 30 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB was demolished by CRIMSON BLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered FRANK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered NAJA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NUNZIO overpowered MY FAIR LADY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
STRONGEST #3 was overcome by JUST A JOB TO DO in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE won victory over SIMILDE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
THE BUTCHER was defeated by PERSIANA JONES in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE BISMARCK defeated SPUTTER in a exciting 5 minute Challenge fight.
THIRD OMEN handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PATRIOT demolished LACHES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CROCONAW savagely defeated POTOMACC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Challenge match.
CHERRY 2000 was overcome by FINALITY in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SECOND OMEN vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DONNA vanquished LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FUGAZI bested STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SURFER ROSA overpowered MAGENTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SON OF SAM overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! defeated WOLVERINE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DARK THUNDER viciously subdued FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
AMILIE GREYSTONE vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RYRELEE was handily defeated by SIR ENE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE narrowly defeated DARQ SPIRIT in a 2 minute match.
KHIRZA was savagely defeated by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a action packed 3 minute fight.
BELIAL assassinated GORDON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
JIMBY was demolished by COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
MATA HARI won victory over IN THE PIG! in a 3 minute fray.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
GORDIAN was beaten by SIR RICHARD in a 2 minute fight.
COM DOT overpowered UNOC in a 2 minute uneven duel.
JOHNNY B GOODE was narrowly defeated by BIG STRONG MAN in a exciting 3 minute match.
PYGMY SHREW was defeated by PEACE in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
NORAF was viciously subdued by POPE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
JESUS narrowly defeated GOOBATRON in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
ACK VERT was subdued by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DALLAS was handily defeated by COLWYN QUICKSILVER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHI'EN HUAN LI demolished AXIS OF EVIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LADY LUCK overpowered GLORY in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
ALVIN YORK was handily defeated by PISTOL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CARPET BURN was vanquished by QUIETUS in a 2 minute one-sided match.
HEART was subdued by DEBBIE DOES DM in a action packed 1 minute duel.
EBONSKAITH was unbelievably bested by TOOFLESS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
ROAD TO DAKAR handily defeated COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a 3 minute uneven competition.
THE HAPPY HOOKER beat STANLEY'S CUP in a exciting 5 minute fight.
GOLDWRAP was savagely defeated by PIPE BOMB in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
FEAR handily defeated DIRT WORM in a action packed 3 minute brutal mismatched bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by VIGO in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
AUDIE MURPHY narrowly defeated RABID DOG in a 2 minute bloody bout.
SPOTTED PONY viciously subdued W.T. POOH in a exciting 5 minute bloody conflict.
KRISTA HONORBLADE was subdued by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
LARCENY was luckily beaten by FLINGLEBITS in a exciting 6 minute brutal brawl.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DUCK RUBBER was overpowered by JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
2 PHAT slimly lost to PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal conflict.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
LIL NOIR was handily defeated by DALI PARTON in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
NICK NITRO devastated JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
QRAPPY was devastated by HEARSAY in a action packed 3 minute gory uneven match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was assassinated by WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WIMPY WIND was vanquished by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROMUALD B TUNE was narrowly defeated by SIGHTBLINDER in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
NEPHRON devastated HO HUM HO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIR VILE was overpowered by MARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHEESE STEAK devastated BLISS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
XYLZ AREE was overcome by DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute match.
TOXIK lost to HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
MIGHTY MITE overpowered OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER was demolished by SUPERIOR II in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
SULACCO vanquished BUBBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLITTER MARKS subdued LETHE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fray.
HO-CHAN THE AXE slimly won victory over STEWART in a 3 minute brutal match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was bested by COL SALOMON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SNAPPY GEORGE was overpowered by MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM defeated CARNAL in a action packed 2 minute match.
QUID PRO QUO demolished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH beat RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SALENA WARSMITH was demolished by BAYLEFYRE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER overpowered DEMURRER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FURTIVE RETURNS was handily defeated by CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CERASTES defeated SCRAG in a 2 minute fight.
SYRANO BLOODBANE was overcome by SWINGDADDY-O in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
SLAKE savagely defeated SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
STARBREAKER was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JERICO vanquished L'ORC BLEU in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ING overpowered SLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WILLY T MAC overpowered LIPPS MCFRENZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was demolished by GINA TAILIA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
NOLAN ORGEL was vanquished by 2 INAROW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
MABON was subdued by CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a action packed 5 minute gory match.
PORTERHOUSE ARREST was vanquished by F. TIM in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fray.
2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by SCRAG in a 6 minute one-sided battle.
CHIMPANZEE devastated SWEATCAKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
PUD 126 overpowered SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BREEZY overpowered TITANIA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EM was overcome by DRAUGHT DODGER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated WALL OF GLASS in a 1 minute gory uneven match.
BATTERY was overpowered by T. ZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
JONES was handily defeated by GOUT GOUT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
CHIP ENSER was vanquished by POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
LE PAIN DLG was savagely defeated by ELKIN HEMROCK in a exciting 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  51         AIMED BLOW       134 - 108 -  3      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         LUNGING ATTACK   367 - 300 -  4      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         SLASHING ATTACK  164 - 152 -  4      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         PARRY-STRIKE      40 -  39 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         PARRY-LUNGE       86 -  92 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     15         WALL OF STEEL    157 - 172 -  2      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY      100 - 118 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  57 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  78 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  36 -  0      39  |

Turn 489 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  8         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  3     AIMED BLOW        12 - 15         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     17 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK   11 - 18         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 23     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             130  71  3  497 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     54  77 17  283 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
WALL OF STEEL    JESUS 82-5459              54  32  3  264 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR RICHARD 11-4051        44  16  0  263 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
SLASHING ATTACK  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242  39  20  0  241 METAL MELTDOWN (3862)
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             35  14  1  240 BOY O'S (4027)
PARRY-STRIKE     CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882     44  41  1  232 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
STRIKING ATTACK  AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002   41  28  0  225 MORDYKR KEEP (3422)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     64  62  2  201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            63 107  0  199 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LARCENY 75-2720.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCRAG 
96-1173, EBONSKAITH 15-3824, THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042, SPOTTED PONY 4-3975, TOXIK 
9-4704, 2 PHAT 72-5064, STRONGEST #3 40-173, THE BISMARCK 16-4481, PIPE BOMB 82-8012, 
and PYGMY SHREW 29-3743.

The least popular fighter this week was SIR VIVOR 10-4065.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARCINKO 97-961, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, LIPPS 
MCFRENZY 18-8373, SLY 97-1279, L'ORC BLEU 8-4352, STARBREAKER 32-4039, DEMURRER 
60-5828, SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, and SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  3 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  0 0  IAYE(30)             1  0 0  ARADI(60)            4  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 1  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  1 1  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  6 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  1 0  DWES EG(82)         14 12 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15 12 0  RODEKI(42)           3  7 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       38  28  1  230  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             45  11  0  189  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         84  55  1  215  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         61  52  1  208  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 64  65  2  223  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         53  53  1  196  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              130  71  3  497  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  19  0   40  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TOXIK 9-4704                20  13  0  159  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 SIR ENE 10-4360             61  45  3  221  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         44  16  0  263  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    27  21  1  107  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               26 134  5   49  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       66  37  2  200  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        45  36  1  211  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         36  39  1  161  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      54  77 17  283  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               40  42  2  221  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         29  12  0  195  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        46  27  0  186  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            23  11  1  146  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  28  1  160  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      49  44  0  184  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         31  16  3  198  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             41  41  1  206  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         22  12  1   95  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  13  1  198  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           80  59  0  186  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        50  62  0  189  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           18   4  1  113  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              73  25  1  201  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              12   3  2   64  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 NAJA 39-2825                34  22  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         52 108  1  193  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           47  38  1  242  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               58  52  1  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         46  13  0  206  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 101  0  183  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 STEWART 50-3127             26  12  0  128  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 NUNZIO 51-4799              35  14  1  240  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    41  28  0  225  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              29  15  1  194  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   39  20  0  241  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       12   3  0   59  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  56  36  0  207  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  25  0  203  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             60  40  0  230  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     69  39  2  205  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              29  15  1  176  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 BLISS 74-2940               39  29  0  164  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 LARCENY 75-2720             40  36  0  202  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  51  1  160  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 JESUS 82-5459               54  32  3  264  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  21  6  198  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             44  25  5  202  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE