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Date   : 05/24/2005    Duedate: 06/06/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-490

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     9    2  0 81.8      NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
  2 DARK TOADS 75/4505      6    3  0 66.7      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   91   51  2 64.1      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   18 QUBIT 10/4490        1038  942 10 52.4
  4 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     751  427 10 63.8      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                          SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                       JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
  5 BRETHREN OF  25/5058    5    3  0 62.5      VERMIN 72/3068                        
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                19 ENIGMA 62/4768        236  227  1 51.0
  6 HOLIDAY HORRO 6/5114  123   74  1 62.4      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
  7 BABES 36/3876        2673 1697 51 61.2      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        20 ARENA FELINE 61/4435  127  123  0 50.8
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        21 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  664  652  9 50.5
  8 THE JERKS 10/5022     118   78  0 60.2      SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
  9 KA-POW! 15/3970      1182  786 13 60.1      SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
 10 RAPTURE 82/4961       437  310  6 58.5      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                        22-4-LETTER ANX 82/4831   95   94  1 50.3
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    23 FEVER PITCH 21/3240   783  778  6 50.2
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                  
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
 11 PHILLY 82/4942       1593 1159 20 57.9      GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064              
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                       24 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  232  244  2 48.7
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   25 PIMPS 9/4318           34   36  0 48.6
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             
    REDUX 6 82/5045                             THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
 12 D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023  200  153  3 56.7      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
 13 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   27   22  0 55.1      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
 14 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   11    9  0 55.0      RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                     26 LEGALESE 75/4658      248  265  3 48.3
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                      THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                        LEGALESE 60/5016                      
 15-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   25   21  0 54.3   27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  760  840 12 47.5
    OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
 16 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1573 1396 19 53.0   28 NASTY PETS 82/4846    871  983  9 47.0
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                     CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
 17 WATER DECK 24/4935    331  293  2 53.0      KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                      29-NAMES? 82/5099         14   17  0 45.2

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/5098                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  697  847  8 45.1   36 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   24   36  1 40.0
 31 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     135  166  1 44.9   37 MEN 29/4412           726 1366 12 34.7
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        JOHNS 5/3510                          
    KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                        ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      STORIES 49/2835                       
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      HABIT 78/4547                         
 32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  196  250  0 43.9      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    38 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    1    2  0 33.3
 33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      265  340  1 43.8   39 STARBASE 5 15/5091      1    2  0 33.3
 34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    698  915  6 43.3      THUNDERSTRIKERS 10/1813               
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                   40 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   83  174  0 32.3
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 41 BLUE MOON 9/3907      497 1049  5 32.1
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652                DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
 35 ELFQUEST 11/4928       76  106  1 41.8   42 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   10   26  0 27.8

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello hello hello my friends!

     It's nice to be back and to see you all again.  I am SO sick of traveling.  And
before that, I was scribe-challenged.  Well well, it seems there have been big
changes while I was gone.  Suave, congratulations for One Night Stand making it to
the top, even if it was for just one cycle.  Looks like she must have been inducted
to Primus the moment her pretty little tush touched the chair.  So last cycle, the
title was decided in a random match between Gordon and Belial, with Belial
triumphant.  An aimed blow, a really good aimed blow, in the top spot!  Brrrr!  This
time around he was TV challenged, and let's see how that went:  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE
(60-4242) (39-20-0,241) of METAL MELTDOWN TV challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (130-71-
3,497) of WICKED MARTYRS.  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was devastated by BELIAL in a 1 minute
Challenge Title fight.  Now, as you may recall, Rattlesnake Shake has held the title
here before.  He's good, better than good.  But he was no match for the Wicked
Martyr.  Who will try next?
     We had a total of five TV challenges this cycle.  Here are the other four:
     NUNZIO (51-4799) (35-14-1,240) of BOY O'S TV challenged MATA HARI (41-3812) (47-
38-1,242) of FIST OF FIVE.  NUNZIO murdered MATA HARI in a popular 1 minute gruesome
one-sided Challenge melee.  Mata was the only warrior to die this cycle.  I've sent
her a big, juicy watermelon in a tub of ice.  That'll cheer a person up.
     AMILIE GREYSTONE (57-4002) (41-28-0,225) of MORDYKR KEEP TV challenged THE HAPPY
HOOKER (18-2042) (62-59-0,227) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  AMILIE GREYSTONE bested THE HAPPY
HOOKER in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
     FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (46-13-0,206) of TUFT-TASTIC! TV challenged TOOFLESS (2-
5103) (45-11-0,189) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS.  FLINGLEBITS savagely defeated TOOFLESS in
an unpopular 114 minute Challenge match.  As you might expect, this was the longest
fight of the cycle; slightly under two hours.  The next longest, I think, was just 20
minutes.  Not surprisingly, Toofless was our least popular warrior this cycle and
Flinglebits was next in line for that honor.
     TOM THUMB (35-3791) (18-4-1,113) of THE BEARS TV challenged RUG BURN (18-3702)
(28-54-4,124) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TOM THUMB vanquished RUG BURN in an exciting 2
minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     Tuft Tuggers avoided Wicked Martyrs.  A wise policy. I'm not sure Belial ever
challenges, but I think an avoid will help prevent random matches.
     As usual, our overall popularity leader is the inimitable Ho-Chan the Axe.  HO-
CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (119-161-2,177) of SAND DANCERS fought MARCH MADNESS (4-5435)
(17-5-1,149) of SPORTZ!.  HO-CHAN THE AXE beat MARCH MADNESS in a popular 2 minute
match.
     Sometimes a turn's most popular warrior is based on something called "scum
sympathy" in which the chosen warrior is one whom the audience feels was unfairly
exhausted by a defensive warrior.  This cycle's most popular warrior, 2 Inarow,
defeated lady who did seem to be trying to scum him.  Well done, 2!  MAGENTA (3-5711)
(49-82-0,69) of TRANSVESTITES fought 2 INAROW (82-22945) (3-5-0,57) of REDUX 6.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by 2 INAROW in an action packed 8 minute gruesome duel.
     You know what?  It's a pretty short report but that's all I have to say except
for the unsolicited advice.  And here it is:  There is no point in brooding about
your troubles.  Do what you can about them each day, then dismiss them from your mind
and enjoy the day.

                                 That's all for now!
                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              131  71  3  518  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              36  14  2  309  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      55  77 17  288  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           62  46  1  254  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       39  28  1  250  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   39  39  0  248  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 COM DOT 65-6217             61  40  0  244  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   62  64  0  238  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    42  28  0  235  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 POPE 5-4090                 65  65  2  234  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        46  36  1  230  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         85  55  1  228  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           41  18  1  227  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 QUIETUS 10-5165             33  13  1  223  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         47  13  0  222  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 VIGO 18-6086                38  14  0  222  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 HEARSAY 75-2721             37  34  3  222  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      24   8  0  222  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         48  34  1  221  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         62  52  1  220  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     70  39  2  219  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MARCINKO 97-961             45  25  5  218  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       26  11  0  218  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    82  70  1  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            42  36  2  217  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  30  14  2  216  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 LARCENY 75-2720             41  36  0  214  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          100  46  0  212  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       67  37  2  212  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 GORDON 36-4536              74  25  1  211  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACK VERT 18-7429            47  35  1  209  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               30  17  0  207  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 SIMILDE 51-4248             64 107  0  206  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         30  12  0  206  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   39  21  0  205  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        34  40  0  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         32  16  3  205  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 RYRELEE 59-478              30  15  1  205  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         38  20  0  204  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIR ENE 10-4360             61  46  3  203  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     34  47  3  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        23   3  0  203  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         44  17  0  202  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         53  38  3  201  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 108  1  201  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           42  39  0  201  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  22  6  201  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 DALLAS 18-6860              27  33  0  201  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           18   4  0  201  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    62  60  0  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  26  0  200  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         23   6  0  200  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 UNOC 82-12676               21  15  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 JESUS 82-5459               54  33  3  199  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        47  27  0  199  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 2 PHAT 72-5064              30  15  1  199  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         15  10  2  199  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 KHIRZA 7-1862              129 145  3  198  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 PISTOL 65-6205              53  51  1  198  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 RABID DOG 82-1078           24  23  0  197  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       22  10  1  197  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           47  39  1  196  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   29  23  4  196  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
-SNIPE HUNTER 4-3708         55  51  2  195  OUT OF FAEYRIE (1430)      JHELUM
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   58  55  3  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        47  39  1  194  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 KING BEAR 35-3629           35  20  2  194  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            35  32  1  194  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           81  59  0  193  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  56  37  0  193  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             45  12  0  193  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 PEACE 19-4280               40  43  2  193  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-NAJA 39-2825                34  22  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          56  53  1  192  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      64  63  2  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JIMBY 42-3777               58  53  1  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GLORY 1-6847                50  62  0  191  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      50  44  0  191  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          39  49  0  191  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          48  49  0  190  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      44  42  1  190  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 NEPHRON 30-4147             41  42  1  190  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      37  26  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  14  1  190  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    64  72  0  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHN 29-4177                55  76  0  188  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         49  64  3  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   40  34  0  187  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        50  63  0  186  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MARK 5-4088                 44  86  2  186  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SPUTTER 82-15095            42  28  1  186  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  40  31  0  186  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        45  40  0  185  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     120 161  2  184  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 EVERSTORM 69-641            60  61  2  182  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 QRAPPY 10-4761              55  66  1  182  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    35  37  0  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         53  54  1  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SULACCO 4-5128              34  37  2  181  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         45  59  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       43  38  1  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    47  47  5  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        40  30  1  178  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 102  0  177  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TOXIK 9-4704                21  13  0  177  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       48  52  1  176  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      40  44  0  176  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       36  21  0  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOAMER 18-2265              37  39  1  170  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          35  19  1  168  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       21  12  1  168  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           74  48  0  167  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            64  69  4  164  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CARNAL 21-5388              40  32  0  164  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          35  47  1  164  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  18  1  164  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 BLISS 74-2940               39  30  0  163  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  52  1  161  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           23   9  2  161  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         36  40  1  160  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  29  1  158  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          23   9  3  158  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        21  31  0  158  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CROCONAW 24-4475            24  11  1  156  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        18   3  1  155  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     33  20  1  154  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  18   4  0  151  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ED 209 5-3955               36  46  4  150  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        17   6  1  150  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SCRAG 82-1704               11   3  0  149  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   45  32  2  147  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   52  36  0  145  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         26   1  0  145  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        26  27  1  144  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           17   4  0  141  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 PATRIOT 82-11164            28  25  1  140  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 POTOMACC 21-5489            32  28  0  139  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-CERASTES 39-3181            24  15  1  139  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 LETHE 9-4782                41  45  3  138  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        38  45  0  138  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  34  0  136  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FINALITY 82-4063            20   7  0  135  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           19   4  1  132  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BUBBA 7-4833                29  67  0  130  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-STEWART 50-3127             26  12  0  128  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 SIR VILE 10-4754            39  38  1  127  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    28  17  0  127  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 SLAKE 82-12993              13  15  0  127  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           34  28  3  125  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       24  11  0  120  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            21  10  0  117  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     24  23  2  115  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    27  22  1  114  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 ASSUR 18-7821               19  48  2  114  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34  96  1  112  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  55  4  112  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEMURRER 60-5828            24  33  2  112  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 LACHES 60-5642              28  32  0  109  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          30  10  3  106  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-SCORPIUS 45-3752            25  12  0  105  KNIGHT BREED (4929)        STORMCROWE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    31  17  1  104  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      22   8  0  100  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    13   2  1  100  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         22  13  1   99  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          12   6  3   99  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         10   2  0   99  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
-STORMBLADE 10-2210          23  26  1   96  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 ARIA 75-3012                24  23  1   95  DARK TOADS (4505)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         16   1  3   93  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         12   7  0   91  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONNA 36-5966               17  10  0   90  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             17   7  0   90  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         29   8  0   88  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ADAM 7-4830                 27  69  2   87  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SCRAG 96-1173               12   4  4   87  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 FRANK 3-5707                47  86  1   85  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         25  10  1   83  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-WHIRLING MIST 36-5026       23  12  1   82  LEGENDARY BASTARDS (3117)  JHANS
 CYCLONE 10-2057             23  21  0   82  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 GINA TAILIA 21-4817         19  14  0   82  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
 T. ZER 9-5011               15   5  2   81  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 TITANIA 65-5835             19  15  0   79  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       13   3  0   79  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           31  25  0   76  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MANTISSA 82-9324            12   4  0   76  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      41  40  0   74  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 ING 41-3532                 18  14  1   74  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            2   8  0   74  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 JERICO 7-4862               25  64  0   73  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           21  23  2   73  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FUGAZI 38-3565              13   3  2   71  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 2 INAROW 82-22945            4   5  0   71  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    15   4  5   70  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-JOHN TYLER 5-4420           21   4  0   67  I'M HISTORY (5061)         KALTOS
 F. TIM 78-2315              41  50  1   66  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-ACHILLES 17-6612            20   5  1   66  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           16   6  0   66  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 EM 15-3737                  23  36  0   64  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
-BARBU 18-8549               19   6  1   64  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             27  33  1   63  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  70  0   62  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080  19  11  0   62  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-TOM SMITH 12-5876           17  10  1   62  THE LAWMEN (1397)          RIZTAB
-BLEVINS 21-5900             17  11  0   62  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  19   9  1   61  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              49  83  0   59  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NO HURRY 22-6174            19  18  0   59  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
-THE VEAL DEAL 41-4104       17   8  0   59  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      24  13  2   58  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-TAIL IN THE AIR 61-3148     17   4  3   58  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   33  54  0   57  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOL CAT 61-3147            17   5  2   57  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           23  16  1   55  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       26  28  0   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       30  32  0   51  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-MY BIG TOE 7-5601           15  10  0   51  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-CARROT 3-6416               15   6  0   51  VEGGIES (5063)             OSKSI
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         22  37  1   50  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-BULMA 18-8475               18   8  2   49  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JONES 14-1283               26 135  5   46  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  20  0   43  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-BATTERY 15-2293             16   6  1   42  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  30  1   40  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  81  0   38  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 SLY 97-1279                 10   9  8   37  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 THUNDER 10-1897             16  21  1   35  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  23  2   35  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          25  17  0   33  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           19  38  0   28  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MABON 82-10314               0   9  0   28  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   4  0   28  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MATA HARI 41-3812          47  39  1 FIST OF FIVE 3875      NUNZIO 51-4799         490

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

All -- Well, this is a quiet arena.  I suppose in a way that's good, because I'm
busy.  But if you're interested in chatting for some reason, drop me a message, I'm
good for it.  This is my first time running in Talahya in all my eleven years at this
sport. -- Adie, Manager of Tuft Tuggers

     Adie -- Welcome!  I hope you like it here. -- Galen

Manager -- Did you get my email?  Just to verify, Flinglebits, Jhadzia Shimmermoon,
and Sir Richard are scum fest warriors. -- Adie

WT -- Let us dance--all night long! -- #3

Nevermore -- How did someone who's an inch over five feet escape being identified as
a Shew?  The Commission has this weird height-inversion fixation. -- Similde
P.S.  Good fight.

Lady Luck -- Well, heck.  I figured you'd be interested in a longer fight, and I was
pacing myself for it, and then you unwound and socked me. -- Glory

Doamer -- I suppose the secret of your success is that your name is easy to say,
right?  (sigh) -- Xylz Aree
P.S.  Mine's easy, too, but only after I explain it.

Glitter Marks -- Wow, where'd you find it in that color?  That is so amazing! --
Lethe

Stewart -- Really good try, kid.  Better luck next time. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

2 Inarow -- As Similde asked her opponent, I ask you, how did you escape being pegged
as a Shewish Midget?  Just curious. -- Nolan Orgel

Poopiehead -- Ah, I see the Commission exercised their "humor" on you.  Since
Fratsfans are described as being tall, and you're five-foot-five, somebody thought it
would be amusing to say that YOU are a Fratsfan, right?  I simply can't believe that
there are so many freakishly short Fratsfans and Shews and so many six-foot-tall
Dwarves around.  You should all go on strike. -- Chip Enser

Bal Burg D'Algurd -- Wow, I thought I was gonna beat you.  I guess you just need a
little work on your first-minute strategy.  Anyhow, nice going. -- Khirza

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfas Quest for the Best!"
     Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates.  FE will NOT be a factor.  Stables may be entered at any
time.  Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
     ***************************************************************************
     This in my invitation to all managers  who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari.  We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time.  We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena.  Good luck to all who come to prove their skills.  "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was devastated by BELIAL in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
NUNZIO murdered MATA HARI in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge melee.
AMILIE GREYSTONE bested THE HAPPY HOOKER in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
FLINGLEBITS savagely defeated TOOFLESS in a unpopular 114 minute Challenge match.
TOM THUMB vanquished RUG BURN in a exciting 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BIG STRONG MAN slimly won victory over GLORY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SIR RICHARD was viciously subdued by LADY LUCK in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
THE BISMARCK savagely defeated JESUS in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
CHI'EN HUAN LI was overpowered by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
KING BEAR demolished CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE BUTCHER handily defeated CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON was viciously subdued by W.T. POOH in a 20 minute Challenge bout.
SULACCO was overpowered by STANLEY'S CUP in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SIGHTBLINDER was vanquished by COOKIE SNORT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
JOHNNY B GOODE was devastated by HEARSAY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER subdued WOUNDHEALER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
STRONGEST #3 overpowered HOFFA in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE viciously subdued PISTOL in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
THIRD OMEN vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLISS was vanquished by SIMILDE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON was overpowered by TOXIK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered LETHE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SECOND OMEN was overpowered by CROCONAW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
PATRIOT overpowered LACHES in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
CHERRY 2000 was overpowered by BAYLEFYRE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge competition.
SURFER ROSA luckily beat JERICO in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
SON OF SAM savagely defeated FRANK in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge match.
DONNA was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DARK THUNDER handily defeated FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FUGAZI vanquished JONES in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! demolished WALL OF GLASS in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
STARBREAKER was defeated by DRAUGHT DODGER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
T. ZER demolished EM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
POPE vanquished NEPHRON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEACE was beaten by AXIS OF EVIL in a 2 minute brutal competition.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD handily defeated SPUTTER in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
SIR ENE was subdued by MARCINKO in a action packed 5 minute duel.
VIGO bested YELLOWJACKET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
QUIETUS won victory over GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute conflict.
COM DOT bested DARQ SPIRIT in a 2 minute match.
PIPE BOMB handily defeated KRISTA HONORBLADE in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
COUCH POTATO demolished GOOBATRON in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided match.
KOGITSUNE MARU vanquished THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
MY FAIR LADY was narrowly defeated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
RYRELEE demolished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
EBONSKAITH handily defeated XYLZ AREE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
ROAD TO DAKAR slimly won victory over CHEESE STEAK in a exciting 6 minute battle.
DEBBIE DOES DM was defeated by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE demolished WIMPY WIND in a popular 2 minute mismatched contest.
QUID PRO QUO was overpowered by LARCENY in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
DALI PARTON was devastated by NORAF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NICK NITRO was overpowered by ACK VERT in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
SUDSY DEODORANT handily defeated EVERSTORM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
IRON HEAD LEE overpowered DIRT WORM in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
JUST A JOB TO DO subdued GOLDWRAP in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
SIR VIVOR defeated DUCK RUBBER in a popular 5 minute gruesome fight.
DALLAS vanquished LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was overpowered by GORDON in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
IN THE PIG! was savagely defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was overpowered by 2 PHAT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PUDDING PARADE was savagely defeated by TIME SQUARE in a 3 minute fight.
MIGHTY MITE bested DOAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
UNOC savagely defeated GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
RIFF-RAFF was subdued by IMAGE ENHANCER in a popular 4 minute fight.
JIMBY was vanquished by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
RABID DOG handily defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided melee.
KHIRZA overpowered COL SALOMON in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
ROMUALD B TUNE handily defeated S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HO-CHAN THE AXE beat MARCH MADNESS in a popular 2 minute match.
SUPERIOR II was handily defeated by MARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOHN overcame MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute match.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH devastated FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARNAL was savagely defeated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
HO HUM HO was demolished by SCRAG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
QRAPPY vanquished OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ED 209 overpowered LINK HOGTHROB in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX handily defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEMURRER was demolished by POTOMACC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SWINGDADDY-O devastated ARIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.
CUP O'PIZZA overpowered BUBBA in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SIR VILE was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SYRANO BLOODBANE demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SLAKE was bested by FINALITY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SQUEEZE CHEESE was viciously subdued by ADAM in a exciting 2 minute competition.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS vanquished GINA TAILIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLAK MASK viciously subdued HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
NO HURRY was handily defeated by ELKIN HEMROCK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
F. TIM was beaten by WOLVERINE in a action packed 4 minute contest.
COCAINE was handily defeated by WILLY T MAC in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
THUNDER was overpowered by SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by 2 INAROW in a action packed 8 minute gruesome duel.
CYCLONE savagely defeated CHICKEN TIGHT JEANS in a 7 minute gory duel.
LIPPS MCFRENZY overpowered LE PAIN DLG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MABON was devastated by GOUT GOUT in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
POOPIEHEAD was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute fight.
CHIMPANZEE demolished COOL CAT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NOLAN ORGEL overpowered STRONGBOW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
L'ORC BLEU was devastated by SCRAG in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
LOCKED IN was demolished by TITANIA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SLY was devastated by PORTERHOUSE ARREST in a 1 minute uneven match.
2 + 2 = 4 was devastated by ING in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
CHIP ENSER was devastated by SKYWISE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         AIMED BLOW       140 - 106 -  3      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         LUNGING ATTACK   356 - 283 -  5      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 28         SLASHING ATTACK  154 - 155 -  4      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   27         PARRY-STRIKE      42 -  43 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    155 - 163 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         PARRY-LUNGE       81 -  93 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    11         TOTAL PARRY       93 - 119 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  34 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  70 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  55 -  0      39  |

Turn 490 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        20 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  7         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 20     SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 19         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 14         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL     15 - 12     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             131  71  3  518 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             36  14  2  309 BOY O'S (4027)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     55  77 17  288 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          62  46  1  254 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002   42  28  0  235 MORDYKR KEEP (3422)
WALL OF STEEL    THE BISMARCK 16-4481       46  36  1  230 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)
SLASHING ATTACK  COLWYN QUICKSILVE 11-4342  30  14  2  216 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            64 107  0  206 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     64  63  2  191 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882     44  42  1  190 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was 2 INAROW 82-22945.  The ten other most popular fighters were GOLDWRAP 
82-11886, LADY LUCK 18-2925, CHEESE STEAK 82-20346, SIR ENE 10-4360, UNOC 82-12676, 
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978, F. TIM 78-2315, TIME SQUARE 65-4637, SIR RICHARD 11-4051, and 
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLINGLEBITS 46-2836, W.T. POOH 33-4430, JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON 11-3921, 
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, SLY 97-1279, LOCKED IN 32-4049, COCAINE 
78-2311, GINA TAILIA 21-4817, and SIR VILE 10-4754.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  1 0  SUNSET(21)           4  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  0 1  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  5 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  3 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  4 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  9 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         13 10 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         14 14 0  RODEKI(42)           6  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       39  28  1  250  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             45  12  0  193  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         85  55  1  228  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         62  52  1  220  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 65  65  2  234  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         53  54  1  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              131  71  3  518  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  20  0   43  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TOXIK 9-4704                21  13  0  177  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 QUIETUS 10-5165             33  13  1  223  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      24   8  0  222  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    27  22  1  114  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               26 135  5   46  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       67  37  2  212  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        46  36  1  230  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         36  40  1  160  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      55  77 17  288  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               40  43  2  193  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         30  12  0  206  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        47  27  0  199  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            24  11  1  156  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  29  1  158  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      50  44  0  191  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         32  16  3  205  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             41  42  1  190  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         22  13  1   99  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  14  1  190  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           81  59  0  193  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        50  63  0  186  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           35  20  2  194  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              74  25  1  211  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              13   3  2   71  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 108  1  201  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           47  39  1  196  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        34  40  0  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         47  13  0  222  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 102  0  177  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              36  14  2  309  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    42  28  0  235  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              30  15  1  205  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   39  39  0  248  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       13   3  0   79  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        47  39  1  194  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  26  0  200  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             61  40  0  244  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     70  39  2  219  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              30  15  1  199  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 BLISS 74-2940               39  30  0  163  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 HEARSAY 75-2721             37  34  3  222  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  52  1  161  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           41  18  1  227  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  22  6  201  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             45  25  5  218  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   29  23  4  196  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL