AD

Date   : 06/07/2005    Duedate: 06/20/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-491

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996     9    3  0 75.0      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
  2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   93   52  2 64.1      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     754  429 10 63.7   17 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1576 1399 19 53.0
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                          BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                    18 LITHE & LOVE 70/4993  883  784 10 53.0
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                       DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
  4 DARK TOADS 75/4505      7    4  0 63.6      EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
  5-HOLIDAY HORRO 6/5114  123   74  1 62.4   19 QUBIT 10/4490        1047  948 10 52.5
  6 BABES 36/3876        2677 1699 51 61.2      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     120   79  0 60.3      VERMIN 72/3068                        
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    20-ARENA FELINE 61/4435  127  123  0 50.8
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1184  786 13 60.1   21 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  670  653  9 50.6
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
  9 BRETHREN OF  25/5058    6    4  0 60.0      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
 10 RAPTURE 82/4961       441  313  6 58.5      SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    22 ENIGMA 62/4768        238  232  1 50.6
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
 11 PHILLY 82/4942       1599 1166 20 57.8      ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    GNAT PAK 82/4943                            82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864             23-4-LETTER ANX 82/4831   95   94  1 50.3
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          ORGANS ON THE SAND 97/4827            
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                           24-FEVER PITCH 21/3240   783  778  6 50.2
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         DAPHNE'S LADIES 5/55                  
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      WISH YOU WERE BEER 12/4433            
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          GLAD TO MEAT YOU 41/5064              
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 25 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  233  245  2 48.7
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    REDUX 6 82/5045                          26 LEGALESE 75/4658      250  269  3 48.2
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
 12 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   16   12  0 57.1      LEGALESE 60/5016                      
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                   27 PIMPS 9/4318           36   39  0 48.0
    MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                        UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                        RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
 13 D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023  201  153  3 56.8      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             
 14 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   28   22  0 56.0      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
 15-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   25   21  0 54.3      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
 16 WATER DECK 24/4935    338  295  2 53.4      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                     28 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  773  857 12 47.4

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 29 NASTY PETS 82/4846    875  984  9 47.1      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   36 ELFQUEST 11/4928       77  110  1 41.2
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     37 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   25   36  1 41.0
 30 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     140  169  1 45.3   38 MEN 29/4412           730 1376 12 34.7
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        JOHNS 5/3510                          
    KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                        ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      STORIES 49/2835                       
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      HABIT 78/4547                         
 31-NAMES? 82/5099         14   17  0 45.2      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    PUDS AGAIN 6 82/5098                        MIKES 14/3982                         
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  697  848  8 45.1   39-JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    1    2  0 33.3
 33 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  201  252  0 44.4   40-STARBASE 5 15/5091      1    2  0 33.3
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       THUNDERSTRIKERS 10/1813               
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    41 BLUE MOON 9/3907      498 1055  5 32.1
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 34 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      265  341  1 43.7      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
 35 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    701  921  6 43.2      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                42 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   83  177  0 31.9
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652             43 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   10   27  0 27.0
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

Scum-Fest Turn 1 Standings:
===========================
1. Flinglebits - 114 (1-0)
2. Toofless - 114 (0-1)
3. Jadzia Shimmermoon - 20
4. Sir Richard - 8
5. Marcinko - 5
6. Strongest #3 - 4
7. Aedon - N/A

Flinglbebits and Toofless team up in the first turn of the to take an early lead.
Twenty TP's in the arena and so few participants?  Tsk.  You're likely to be
challenged for points anyway.

See ya next turn. -- Manager

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, Talahya!

     Well, not all of Talahya.  The main arena part of it.
     Belial has been defeated!  I have to admit I thought that wouldn't happen for a
long time.  He is a scary, scary guy.  But Nunzio did it.  BELIAL (7-3838) (131-71-
3,518) of WICKED MARTYRS fought NUNZIO (51-4799) (36-14-2,309) of BOY O'S.  BELIAL
was overpowered by NUNZIO in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided Title duel.  How
about that.  In a random matchup, a young lunger defeated this deeply experienced and
hugely dangerous aimed blow practitioner.  Well done, Nunzio!
     We had a couple of TV challenges this cycle.  Here are the numbers on those:
          FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (47-13-0,222) of TUFT-TASTIC! TV challenged SIR VIVOR
(10-4065) (100-46-0,212) of SIR AGLIO.  FLINGLEBITS viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in an
unpopular 100 minute Challenge fight.  These two were our least popular warriors this
cycle, and you can see why.  No one wants to watch a couple of guys conserve their
energy for over an hour and a half.
          AMILIE GREYSTONE (57-4002) (42-28-0,235) of MORDYKR KEEP TV challenged LADY
LUCK (18-2925) (62-46-1,254) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  AMILIE GREYSTONE was demolished by
LADY LUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     Alas, Ho-Chan the Axe wasn't ready to fight a lady today.  KRISTA HONORBLADE
(11-3703) (40-34-0,187) of TUFT TUGGERS fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (120-161-
2,184) of SAND DANCERS.  KRISTA HONORBLADE demolished HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  He appeared on the sands in a plain brown tunic and white pants.
No one knows how it happened and Ho-Chan isn't talking.  Apparently he was so
demoralized to find himself dressed that way in public that his heart was not in the
fight.  Still, he remains our overall popularity leader.
     Everyone thought 2 had some flashy moves, even though he lost....  2 INAROW (82-
22945) (4-5-0,71) of REDUX 6 fought SQUEEZE CHEESE (33-1302) (41-40-0,74) of FOOD
FIGHT.  2 INAROW was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a popular 4 minute gruesome
bout.
     Tuft Tuggers were avoided by Solaran Berserk.  Well done.
     W.T. Pooh was most challenged this cycle, which is a bit of a surprise since he
has a rather good record.  Strongest #3 got through to him, but was scummed.
STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (53-108-1,201) of SOLARAN BERSERK challenged W.T. POOH (33-
4430) (81-59-0,193) of SNOTZI'S II.  STRONGEST #3 was outwaited by W.T. POOH in a
slow 18 minute Challenge duel.
     No one was killed this cycle, thank the gods!
     Well, that's all.  I have no advice.  Go forth and enjoy!

                                    Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              37  14  2  352  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           63  46  1  272  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   40  39  0  269  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       40  28  1  258  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   63  64  0  257  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 COM DOT 65-6217             62  40  0  255  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 POPE 5-4090                 66  65  2  253  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         48  13  0  251  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        47  36  1  238  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           42  18  1  235  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 VIGO 18-6086                39  14  0  233  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     71  39  2  232  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       27  11  0  231  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              75  25  1  230  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       68  37  2  228  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         45  17  0  225  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         54  38  3  221  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             46  25  5  221  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 RYRELEE 59-478              31  15  1  220  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   40  21  0  219  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       23  10  1  219  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      65  63  2  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JIMBY 42-3777               59  53  1  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         33  16  3  216  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 ACK VERT 18-7429            48  35  1  215  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               31  17  0  215  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        24   3  0  214  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    63  60  0  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATA HARI 41-3812           48  39  1  211  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 KING BEAR 35-3629           36  20  2  211  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      45  42  1  209  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           19   4  0  209  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        51  63  0  208  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  26  0  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  57  37  0  207  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 PEACE 19-4280               41  43  2  207  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 RABID DOG 82-1078           25  23  0  206  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         85  56  1  205  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SIR ENE 10-4360             62  46  3  205  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      51  44  0  204  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DALLAS 18-6860              28  33  0  204  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 ROTTEN 68-8189              24  10  1  204  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 PISTOL 65-6205              54  51  1  203  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  27  0  203  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 2 PHAT 72-5064              31  15  1  203  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  30  15  2  203  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 UNOC 82-12676               22  15  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          100  47  0  201  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        46  40  0  201  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         38  21  0  200  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
-MY FAIR LADY 5-3739         23   6  0  200  DAPHNE'S LADIES (55)       KALTOS
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           82  59  0  199  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     34  48  3  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EVERSTORM 69-641            61  61  2  198  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      55  78 17  198  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             46  12  0  198  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            42  37  2  198  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 BELIAL 7-3838              131  72  3  197  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    82  71  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JESUS 82-5459               54  34  3  197  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   41  34  0  197  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         50  64  3  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        34  41  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  23  6  196  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   29  23  4  196  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 109  1  194  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        47  40  1  194  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    42  29  0  194  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           42  40  0  194  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BLISS 74-2940               40  30  0  194  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 HEARSAY 75-2721             37  35  3  194  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         15  11  2  194  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
-NAJA 39-2825                34  22  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 TOXIK 9-4704                22  13  0  193  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 SIMILDE 51-4248             64 108  0  192  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         54  54  1  192  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          56  54  1  191  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 LARCENY 75-2720             41  37  0  191  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         30  13  0  191  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 KHIRZA 7-1862              129 146  3  190  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   58  56  3  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QRAPPY 10-4761              55  67  1  190  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 QUIETUS 10-5165             33  14  1  190  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      24   9  0  190  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  40  32  0  189  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            35  33  1  188  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    64  73  0  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHN 29-4177                55  77  0  187  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          48  50  0  187  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        47  28  0  187  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 NEPHRON 30-4147             41  43  1  187  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  15  1  187  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         48  35  1  186  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      41  44  0  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          39  50  0  185  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       37  21  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    48  47  5  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         62  53  1  183  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         45  60  0  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CROCONAW 24-4475            25  11  1  179  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       49  52  1  178  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 SPUTTER 82-15095            42  29  1  178  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 LUCK O' IRISH 33-6161       25  10  3  178  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     120 162  2  177  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 GLORY 1-6847                50  63  0  177  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 SULACCO 4-5128              34  38  2  176  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           75  48  0  175  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        19   3  1  175  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 103  0  174  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          24   9  3  174  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 MARK 5-4088                 44  87  2  173  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        40  31  1  173  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 DOAMER 18-2265              37  40  1  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    35  38  0  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          36  19  1  170  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  19  1  168  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       43  39  1  166  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          36  47  1  166  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        27  27  1  165  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  30  1  163  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  19   4  0  162  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     34  20  1  159  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   46  32  2  158  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ASSUR 18-7821               20  48  2  157  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  53  1  155  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    28  22  1  154  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        21  32  0  153  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    29  17  0  152  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           23  10  2  152  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            22  10  0  150  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        17   7  1  150  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           17   5  0  150  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 FINALITY 82-4063            21   7  0  149  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         27   1  0  148  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            64  70  4  144  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PATRIOT 82-11164            29  25  1  143  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 SLAKE 82-12993              14  15  0  143  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   52  37  0  142  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEMURRER 60-5828            25  33  2  142  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        39  45  0  140  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CERASTES 39-3181            24  15  1  139  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           20   4  1  136  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SIR VILE 10-4754            40  38  1  135  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 POTOMACC 21-5489            32  29  0  135  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CARNAL 21-5388              40  33  0  131  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         36  41  1  131  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       21  13  1  131  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SCRAG 82-1704               11   4  0  131  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  35  0  129  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BUBBA 7-4833                29  68  0  129  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-STEWART 50-3127             26  12  0  128  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         11   2  0  125  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    14   2  1  124  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           34  29  3  122  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     24  24  2  122  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ED 209 5-3955               36  47  4  121  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  56  4  118  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34  97  1  117  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 LETHE 9-4782                41  46  3  115  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       24  12  0  112  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    31  18  1  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LACHES 60-5642              28  33  0  108  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          13   6  3  106  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 RETARD 68-7501              11   7  0  102  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         23  13  1  101  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARIA 75-3012                24  24  1  100  DARK TOADS (4505)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-DRAUGHT DODGER 12-5209      22   8  0  100  WISH YOU WERE BEER (4433)  RIZTAB
 DONNA 36-5966               18  10  0  100  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          30  11  3   96  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         26  10  1   95  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         17   1  3   95  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         12   8  0   95  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       14   3  0   93  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         30   8  0   90  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SCRAG 96-1173               13   4  4   89  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MOCKINGBIRD 75-3073         21  12  0   88  DARK TOADS (4505)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 TITANIA 65-5835             20  15  0   84  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
-RUNABOUT 38-4458            21  19  1   83  JINDA-BAN (4177)           CLIFFHOME
-WHIRLING MIST 36-5026       23  12  1   82  LEGENDARY BASTARDS (3117)  JHANS
-CYCLONE 10-2057             23  21  0   82  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-GINA TAILIA 21-4817         19  14  0   82  FEVER PITCH (3240)         SUNSET
-MISS PRISS 26-4371          19  25  0   82  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 SMOOCHY 60-6079             17   8  0   82  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      42  40  0   81  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 ING 41-3532                 19  14  1   81  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           17   6  0   81  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 FUGAZI 38-3565              14   3  2   80  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      25  13  2   78  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           22  23  2   77  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ADAM 7-4830                 27  70  2   76  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               15   6  2   76  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    15   5  5   74  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           31  26  0   72  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 2 INAROW 82-22945            4   6  0   71  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                47  87  1   69  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SAM S GNAT 82-29267          5   0  0   69  GNAT PAK (4943)            DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              42  50  1   68  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MAGENTA 3-5711              49  84  0   67  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-JOHN TYLER 5-4420           21   4  0   67  I'M HISTORY (5061)         KALTOS
-ACHILLES 17-6612            20   5  1   66  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  71  0   64  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-BARBU 18-8549               19   6  1   64  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               25  65  0   62  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-CHICKEN TIGHT JEAN 41-4080  19  11  0   62  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
-TOM SMITH 12-5876           17  10  1   62  THE LAWMEN (1397)          RIZTAB
-BLEVINS 21-5900             17  11  0   62  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           24  16  1   61  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PORTERHOUSE ARREST 41-4059  19   9  1   61  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       30  33  0   60  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         23  37  1   60  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 EM 15-3737                  23  37  0   59  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
-THE VEAL DEAL 41-4104       17   8  0   59  GLAD TO MEAT YOU (5064)    KATI-TEI
 SKYWISE 11-5687             27  34  1   57  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-COOL CAT 61-3147            17   5  2   57  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 JONES 14-1283               27 135  5   51  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       26  29  0   51  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          25  18  0   51  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   33  55  0   49  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           20  38  0   44  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-BATTERY 15-2293             16   6  1   42  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  24  2   40  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  82  0   37  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  31  1   36  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  21  0   35  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-THUNDER 10-1897             16  21  1   35  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            2   9  0   32  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 MABON 82-10314               0  10  0   28  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   5  0   23  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 SLY 97-1279                 10  10  8   22  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Thanks for your advice, Khirza.  I'm actually trying a new first minute strategy!  We
had a nice fight.  Good luck to you in the future! -- Balburg

Big Strong Man -- Yes, you would appear to be well-named.  But have you no other,
more personal attributes?  A fondness for poetry, a skill at knitting, even a simple
collection of beer steins from the various franchises of the Dripping Blade? -- Glory

Bliss -- Well, I hope you can find some of that in your Blade Zen meditations,
because I'm not going to regret the win, you know.  I needed it!  Not to mention that
it was a novel experience for me, as my record shows.  I'd be glad to buy you tea--I
don't do alcohol much--somewhere quiet, so we can sit and get to know each other. --
Similde

Crimson Blush -- Why do you seek vengeance?  Against whom, for what?  Inquiring Minds
want to know. -- Lethe

Ebonskaith -- Ah, a familiar face, meaning someone that one of us has fought before.
I could have done without it, however, especially if that had opened the way for some
young pud to lose to me. -- Xylz Aree

March Madness -- They send you youngsters up against me so that I can show you the
ropes (two of hemp, one of braided leather), tell you where to find the best tailors
(down in Lirin Kiv), and generally prepare you for Life on the Isle.  Things aren't
simple here, you see, and they are not the least bit easy. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Strongbow -- I'm glad you weren't allowed to use your bow. -- Nolan Orgel

Skywise -- Drat.  Remind me, next time my opponent points upward and says, "Wow, look
at that!" NOT to look. -- Chip Enser

Galen -- And we are glad to see you back.  To such a degree as we down here on the
sands can actually see someone up in the spy reporter's box. -- Mati, Sand Dancers
etc.
P.S.  What's the deal with the flamingoes?
P.P.S.  I believe I may have to invite a cat to share my dwelling.  Either that, or
develop a fondness for mice in the trashcans.  Singularly tasteless of the mouse in
question, not to mention that having gotten IN the can--don't ask me how--it
immediately decided that getting OUT was preferable to toying with a used teabag.
Scritch-scritch-scrabble.  I finally had to (gasp) empty the trash!

     Mati -- Rather than a cat, you might want to employ a flamingo to keep the mice
     out of your house.  Flamingoes are easier to toilet-train and mice are terrified
     of them.  They will nest very contentedly in black velvet and won't scratch up
     your furniture.  Of course one tries to discourage them from striking a pose on
     the lawn and standing still for long periods.  Their leg joints can freeze up
     and then they're stuck that way. -- Galen

Col Salomon -- You guys have to stop letting me win, or I'm going to get inducted and
never win another fight in my life.  You see?  I didn't teach you anything.  Let that
be a lesson.  Don't fight me if you can't beat me, okay? -- Khirza

21 May 2005
Amendment for "Fratsfas Quest for the Best!"
     Managers that have teams already established in Fratsfa need not have (3) three
warriors in the initiates.  FE will NOT be a factor.  Stables may be entered at any
time.  Just announce your stable in the p-ads.
     ***************************************************************************
     This in my invitation to all managers  who wish to prove their mettle against
managers from all over Alastari.  We have limited TP's in this contest to one a team
at a time.  We DO NOT want this contest to become a scum fest as many others have,
hence the Andorian arena.  Good luck to all who come to prove their skills.  "May
your enemies' blood flow freely" -- Dark Knight Toker, Desolate Empire Alliance

7 June 2005
I am in the process of moving house, and spotlight writing for the next two months
will be very hit-and-miss. -- the Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLINGLEBITS viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in a unpopular 100 minute Challenge fight.
AMILIE GREYSTONE was demolished by LADY LUCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KOGITSUNE MARU viciously subdued BIG STRONG MAN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER was overpowered by GORDON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NEVERMORE was vanquished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TIME SQUARE was beaten by RYRELEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SIR RICHARD narrowly defeated COUCH POTATO in a 15 minute Challenge melee.
STRONGEST #3 was outwaited by W.T. POOH in a slow 18 minute Challenge duel.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON slimly lost to TOOFLESS in a slow 23 minute gory Challenge duel.
SIGHTBLINDER overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON defeated S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
CRIMSON BLUSH devastated THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
PATRIOT demolished LACHES in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
CHRISSEL handily defeated COL SALOMON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
LINK HOGTHROB was overpowered by SLAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
SURFER ROSA savagely defeated MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SCHWETTY OLIVES overpowered SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ELKIN HEMROCK overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SMOOCHY was handily defeated by DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
FUGAZI overpowered EM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER overcame POOPIEHEAD in a action packed 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SUDDEN DEATH was overpowered by JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BELIAL was overpowered by NUNZIO in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided Title duel.
POPE overpowered PERSIANA JONES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
COM DOT overpowered EBONSKAITH in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
MICHELLE RROSTARR handily defeated QUIETUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROTTEN lost to ROAD TO DAKAR in a popular 2 minute bout.
LARCENY was overpowered by MATA HARI in a popular 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SPOTTED PONY was demolished by JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AUDIE MURPHY was overpowered by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HEARSAY was savagely defeated by PEACE in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD viciously subdued JESUS in a exciting 5 minute bloody battle.
JUST A JOB TO DO was savagely defeated by KING BEAR in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
IRON HEAD LEE demolished ALVIN YORK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VIGO overpowered COOKIE SNORT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE BISMARCK subdued YELLOWJACKET in a action packed 1 minute competition.
PIPE BOMB overpowered JOHN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARCINKO viciously subdued QRAPPY in a exciting 5 minute bloody struggle.
GLORY was vanquished by EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NICK NITRO was beaten by DALI PARTON in a action packed 1 minute competition.
KHIRZA was handily defeated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CHI'EN HUAN LI overpowered SPUTTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE overpowered WOUNDHEALER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was savagely defeated by PISTOL in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
KRISTA HONORBLADE demolished HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated GOOBATRON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SIMILDE was subdued by MIGHTY MITE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute battle.
CARPET BURN was overpowered by NORAF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
IN THE PIG! was viciously subdued by PUDDING PARADE in a popular 6 minute gory brawl.
SIR ENE vanquished XYLZ AREE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DALLAS defeated LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was devastated by PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHEESE STEAK vanquished THE BUTCHER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACK VERT subdued SUDSY DEODORANT in a popular 1 minute conflict.
UNOC bested DUCK RUBBER in a popular 1 minute fight.
GOLDWRAP devastated NEPHRON in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
GORDIAN was beaten by STANLEY'S CUP in a popular 2 minute fight.
JIMBY overpowered AXIS OF EVIL in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
DARQ SPIRIT demolished JOHNNY B GOODE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
RABID DOG devastated SULACCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven match.
MARK was overpowered by TOXIK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROMUALD B TUNE overpowered QUID PRO QUO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
2 PHAT devastated DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LUCK O' IRISH was subdued by BLISS in a 2 minute match.
SUPERIOR II vanquished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WIMPY WIND overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was demolished by ASSUR in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
CROCONAW won victory over GLITTER MARKS in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
DIRT WORM luckily beat BAYLEFYRE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute fray.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE vanquished VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CARNAL was overpowered by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRAZED GOBLIN handily defeated RUG BURN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF was handily defeated by OBITER DICTA in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SNAPPY GEORGE demolished MARCH MADNESS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 7 minute match.
MAN O' WAR overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER handily defeated LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
POTOMACC was overpowered by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEMURRER handily defeated ED 209 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWINGDADDY-O savagely defeated ARIA in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was devastated by FINALITY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven bout.
LETHE lost to CHIMPANZEE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TOM THUMB devastated WILLY T MAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
CUP O'PIZZA devastated FURTIVE RETURNS in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
SIR VILE won victory over HO HUM HO in a action packed 1 minute melee.
SYRANO BLOODBANE handily defeated SCRAG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SON OF SAM viciously subdued TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CHERRY 2000 handily defeated COCAINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
RETARD savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
LIPPS MCFRENZY bested FRANK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
BLAK MASK overpowered JERICO in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
WOLVERINE was beaten by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
NOLAN ORGEL handily defeated L'ORC BLEU in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MABON was vanquished by F. TIM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SWEATCAKE overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven fight.
LE PAIN DLG was handily defeated by LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven contest.
GOUT GOUT was vanquished by STARBREAKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fray.
MOCKINGBIRD luckily beat T. ZER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
2 INAROW was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
SAM S GNAT devastated HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 1 minute mismatched fray.
SCRAG demolished CHIP ENSER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SLY was demolished by STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TITANIA vanquished FUZZY BUZZCUT in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched contest.
ING demolished SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  55         AIMED BLOW       143 - 109 -  3      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         LUNGING ATTACK   356 - 279 -  5      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         SLASHING ATTACK  155 - 151 -  4      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   26         PARRY-STRIKE      43 -  44 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    145 - 165 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     28 -  32 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-LUNGE       76 -  95 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         TOTAL PARRY       93 - 117 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  65 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  53 -  0      38  |

Turn 491 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 11         8  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 21     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 17         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        16 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        5 - 12         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  8     
SLASHING ATTACK   15 - 14     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             37  14  2  352 BOY O'S (4027)
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          63  46  1  272 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    THE BISMARCK 16-4481       47  36  1  238 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    71  39  2  232 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
SLASHING ATTACK  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242  40  21  0  219 METAL MELTDOWN (3862)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     65  63  2  216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   63  60  0  212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882     45  42  1  209 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
STRIKING ATTACK  COOKIE SNORT 42-3954       34  41  0  196 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BLISS 74-2940              40  30  0  194 BLADE ZEN (4492)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was 2 INAROW 82-22945.  The ten other most popular fighters were IMAGE 
ENHANCER 18-3757, RETARD 68-7501, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, BAYLEFYRE 25-4373, PEACE 
19-4280, PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, KING BEAR 35-3629, IN THE PIG! 96-864, SIR RICHARD 
11-4051, and COUCH POTATO 3-2985.

The least popular fighter this week was FLINGLEBITS 46-2836.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIR VIVOR 10-4065, W.T. POOH 33-4430, STRONGEST #3 40-173, 
TOOFLESS 2-5103, JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON 11-3921, SKYWISE 11-5687, SLY 97-1279, CHIP 
ENSER 62-4140, HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055, and LE PAIN DLG 18-8016.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  7 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  ARADI(60)            5  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  6 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  4 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  7 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAIYLA KIV(74)       1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  4 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  4 0  DWES EG(82)         17  8 0  
TALCAMA(18)         13 15 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       40  28  1  258  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             46  12  0  198  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         85  56  1  205  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        24   3  0  214  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 66  65  2  253  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         54  54  1  192  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              131  72  3  197  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  21  0   35  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TOXIK 9-4704                22  13  0  193  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 SIR ENE 10-4360             62  46  3  205  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         45  17  0  225  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    28  22  1  154  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               27 135  5   51  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       68  37  2  228  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        47  36  1  238  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         36  41  1  131  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           63  46  1  272  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               41  43  2  207  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         30  13  0  191  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        47  28  0  187  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            25  11  1  179  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  30  1  163  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      51  44  0  204  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         33  16  3  216  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             41  43  1  187  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         23  13  1  101  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  15  1  187  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           82  59  0  199  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        51  63  0  208  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           36  20  2  211  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              75  25  1  230  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              14   3  2   80  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 109  1  194  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           48  39  1  211  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               59  53  1  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         48  13  0  251  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 103  0  174  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              37  14  2  352  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    42  29  0  194  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              31  15  1  220  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   40  39  0  269  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       14   3  0   93  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  57  37  0  207  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             36  27  0  203  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             62  40  0  255  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 ROTTEN 68-8189              24  10  1  204  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     71  39  2  232  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            22  10  0  150  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 2 PHAT 72-5064              31  15  1  203  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 BLISS 74-2940               40  30  0  194  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAIYLA KIV
 HEARSAY 75-2721             37  35  3  194  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  53  1  155  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           42  18  1  235  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          32  23  6  196  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             46  25  5  221  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE