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Date   : 07/05/2005    Duedate: 07/18/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-493

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    10    4  0 71.4      GORGONITES II 82/4335                 
  2 BRETHREN OF  25/5058    9    5  0 64.3      D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023              
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                14 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   29   23  0 55.8
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     760  432 10 63.8   15 THE INEPTS 33/419     349  304  2 53.4
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                          WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                       ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
  4-DARK TOADS 75/4505      7    4  0 63.6      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   96   56  2 63.2      GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 16 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1582 1403 19 53.0
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
  6 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    681  410  7 62.4      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                     17-LITHE & LOVE 70/4993  883  784 10 53.0
  7 BABES 36/3876        2681 1705 51 61.1      SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        18 QUBIT 10/4490        1066  961 10 52.6
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1187  787 13 60.1      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     OUTA THIS WORLD 69/3193               
  9 THE JERKS 10/5022     123   82  0 60.0      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
 10 RAPTURE 82/4961       451  319  6 58.6      VERMIN 72/3068                        
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                      19 ARENA FELINE 12/1060  129  123  0 51.2
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    20 ENIGMA 62/4768        247  237  1 51.0
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                        21 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  680  658 10 50.8
 11 PHILLY 82/4942       1615 1174 20 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864                SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    GNAT PAK 82/4943                            SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                   22 CLAN BATTLEA 10/1724  235  248  2 48.7
    MY EX WIFE 68/4181                          CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    CLAN BATTLE AXE 15/2729               
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                23 RONIN 51/3400          11   12  1 47.8
    REDUX 6 82/5045                          24 LEGALESE 75/4658      253  278  3 47.6
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
 12 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   25   19  0 56.8      LEGALESE 60/5016                      
    MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                     25 PIMPS 9/4318           40   44  0 47.6
    MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                        RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
 13 GORGONITES 82/4955    203  155  3 56.7      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                     MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  800  892 14 47.3   35 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   26   37  1 41.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  36 ELFQUEST 11/4928       81  116  1 41.1
 27 NASTY PETS 82/4846    882  987  9 47.2      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     37 MEN 29/4412           737 1397 13 34.5
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     JOHNS 5/3510                          
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 28 SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   14   17  0 45.2      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/5124                    STORIES 49/2835                       
 29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  698  849  8 45.1      HABIT 78/4547                         
 30 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     144  178  1 44.7      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        MIKES 14/3982                         
    KILLING FLOOR 9/4954                        JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                   38 BLUE MOON 9/3907      505 1062  5 32.2
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
 31-PURPLE AND GO 4/5117   25   31  0 44.6      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
 32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  207  262  0 44.1      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    39 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   84  182  0 31.6
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    40 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   10   29  0 25.6
 33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      266  342  1 43.8   41-SKELETON KEY 47/5121    2    0  0  100
 34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    712  928  6 43.4   42 MADTOWN 25/5125         0    1  0  0.0
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                   43-ALASTARIAN I 10/5118    0    1  0  0.0
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Scum-Fest Standings Turn 3
==========================
Flinglebits          - 217
Toofless             - 174
Jadzia Shimmermoon   -  57
Sir Richard          -  30
Strongest #3         -  23
Marcinko             -  12
Aedon                -   0

Still a 2-man race between Flinglebits and Toofless, but a 30,000 minute fight could 
easily change things!

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Nighty did this already, so I figured anything was possible.   I followed her 
footsteps -- wait until someone on the throne decides to take a week off.  Pounce in 
the chair before anyone else has a chance to realize what happened.  Thanks, Biz, for 
the assist.  Unfortunately, I don't have the same induction date as she did so I can't 
say I never lost the throne.  Instead, I'll try infiltrating the scumfest.  That way, 
if I lose, maybe one of my aimbee teammates will have a shot at the big time.  I'll 
try to give a little advice each turn I'm here.  For now, be careful when you pull out 
of a KFC drive-through window.  There's some maniac on the roads who delights in 
crashing into unsuspecting drivers.  That's right.  "Don't count your chicken fingers 
before they cross the road."  
 
                                          -- Lady Luck
 

Quick question to all managers.  If I remember correctly, Silk did the round robin 
from a basic team or two.  I'm sure Crip has accomplished this many many times.  Next 
turn, 1977 AMC Matador will show up from Rodeki as my 10th style graduate.  I've 
already done the round robin twice in Talcama.  (Big Wave Dave and Jolly have too, and 
Assur might have.)  Without counting multiple teams (sorry, arena 82 is cheating), 
anybody else work the round robin from a single team?  
 
Related topic:  I'm guessing the Happy Hooker and I will go to Primus after this 
split.  That makes styles 5 and 6.  Already inducted a WS, LU, PS, SL from the Center 
for Olds.  The other styles are here and moving up... slowly, but they're moving.  
Anybody do a single-team round robin in Primus?  Not that runs regularly there (I 
don't run there at all), but has anybody graduated at least one of each style?  

                                          -- Suave
 

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hail and well met warriors of TALAHYA!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS caught the eye of 
many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SALENA WARSMITH and was 
awarded 38 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, LIPPS 
MCFRENZY put down ASSUR, causing it to lose 29 points of recognition in the process.  
Who here was not present for the title fight this week as KOGITSUNE MARU boldly 
challenged LADY LUCK in order to strive for the Duelmasters honors?  Although 
KOGITSUNE MARU made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of 
victorious LADY LUCK.  Would you believe that over half of the old women in TALAHYA 
seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city TALAHYA.  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's 
challenge seeking began.  SOLARAN BERSERK is feared.  This much I can say.  Methinks 
more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part of last 
week avoiding SOLARAN BERSERK.  Indeed it was TUFT TUGGERS.  Mighty fighters cannot 
but expect competition from those below.  COUCH POTATO take warning!  You have more 
than a few enemies in TALAHYA.  For some warriors honor is not important--only empty 
victory.  See, gladiators, how FLINGLEBITS of TUFT-TASTIC! challenged down 52 points 
to TOOFLESS.  Few would not have guessed the outcome of the bout as TOOFLESS was 
overcame by FLINGLEBITS.  Is this what passes for courage in TALAHYA?  PIPE BOMB must 
really be harboring a grudge against the WHY KNOT guild!  Merciless, 42 challenged 
down GORDIAN points this week to duel with he.  All the city knows the duel went in 
favor of PIPE BOMB.  I shall not fail to spread the word in other cities of this 
"mighty" victory.  I cannot but express pride for the fearlessness of STRONGEST #3 
who cast caution to the winds and challenged SIR VIVOR, a fighter 35 points higher.  
7 points of newly earned recognition and a dose of my admiration is what STRONGEST #3 
must now weigh against the defeat which resulted.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears 
arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in TALAHYA.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires 
of a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a 
turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its 
prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           65  46  1  309  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NUNZIO 51-4799              37  14  2  352  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         50  13  0  285  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE 5-4090                 68  65  2  284  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           44  18  1  269  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       29  11  0  266  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     73  39  2  260  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        53  63  0  259  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 VIGO 18-6086                41  14  0  259  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 GORDON 36-4536              77  25  1  258  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       25  10  1  251  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         47  17  0  248  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 MARCINKO 97-961             48  25  5  244  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 JIMBY 42-3777               61  53  1  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  59  37  0  232  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          102  47  0  229  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MATA HARI 41-3812           49  40  1  227  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BELIAL 7-3838              133  72  3  225  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         55  39  3  225  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 QRAPPY 10-4761              57  67  1  223  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 DALLAS 18-6860              30  33  0  221  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 PUNCH IT 82-1193            29  13  2  220  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           20   5  0  218  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            43  38  2  217  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 UNOC 82-12676               24  15  0  216  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 SIR ENE 10-4360             64  46  3  215  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         50  35  1  215  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 2 PHAT 72-5064              33  15  1  215  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       51  52  1  214  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         34  17  3  214  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 LARCENY 75-2720             43  37  0  213  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JESUS 82-5459               55  35  3  210  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   41  22  0  210  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 RABID DOG 82-1078           26  24  0  210  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           83  60  0  209  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          57  55  1  209  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     122 162  2  208  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         64  53  1  208  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 COM DOT 65-6217             63  41  0  208  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  31  16  2  208  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      66  64  2  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   64  65  0  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   59  57  3  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ROTTEN 68-8189              24  10  1  204  MY EX WIFE (4181)          FIREHOLD
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    64  61  0  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PISTOL 65-6205              55  52  1  203  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        47  41  0  203  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         55  54  1  202  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        48  37  1  202  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 QUIETUS 10-5165             34  15  1  202  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           76  49  0  201  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 SIMILDE 51-4248             64 110  0  201  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             47  13  0  201  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  41  33  0  200  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        25   4  0  200  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    82  73  1  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               42  44  2  198  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       41  29  1  198  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 BRUCE 51-3906               29  32  2  198  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         86  57  1  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NICK NITRO 60-4767          40  51  0  197  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 GORDIAN 63-2104             37  28  0  197  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   29  24  4  197  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      55  79 17  196  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          50  50  0  196  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         16  12  2  196  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   40  41  0  195  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 KING BEAR 35-3629           37  21  2  195  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         31  14  0  195  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        20   4  1  195  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 111  1  194  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    43  30  0  194  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             42  44  1  194  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-BLISS 74-2940               40  30  0  194  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV
-RYRELEE 59-478              31  16  1  194  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 ACK VERT 18-7429            48  37  1  193  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-TOXIK 9-4704                22  13  0  193  KILLING FLOOR (4954)       ZUKAL
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      52  45  0  192  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      46  43  1  192  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         38  22  0  192  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     35  21  1  192  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          33  24  6  192  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      42  45  0  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        41  32  1  191  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   41  36  0  191  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       69  38  2  190  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  28  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       37  23  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      25  10  0  190  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 SPUTTER 82-15095            43  30  1  189  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  17  1  189  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 GLORY 1-6847                51  64  0  188  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    49  48  5  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SULACCO 4-5128              35  39  2  186  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     34  50  3  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        48  41  1  185  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 HEARSAY 75-2721             37  37  3  185  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 NORAF 82-3856               32  18  0  185  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        47  30  0  184  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        34  43  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         50  66  3  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    36  39  0  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            36  34  1  182  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 LUCK O' IRISH 33-6161       26  11  3  182  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          25  10  3  182  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 FINALITY 82-4063            23   7  1  182  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           19   5  0  182  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 KHIRZA 7-1862              130 147  3  181  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASTEROID 69-7097            90  62  1  180  OUTA THIS WORLD (3193)     CIMMERIAC
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   47  33  2  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MARK 5-4088                 44  89  2  179  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 CROCONAW 24-4475            26  12  1  179  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          37  20  1  178  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    64  75  0  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            61  63  2  176  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          15   6  3  176  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 105  0  173  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    30  22  1  173  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    33  18  2  172  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOAMER 18-2265              37  42  1  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  21  1  168  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  41  1  167  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       23  13  1  167  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           22   4  1  166  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  20   5  0  166  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       43  41  1  165  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           42  42  0  165  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          37  48  1  165  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         28   2  0  163  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 JOHN 29-4177                55  79  0  162  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 SCRAG 82-1704               13   4  0  162  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  55  1  161  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  32  1  157  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   53  38  0  154  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            65  71  4  152  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           35  30  3  150  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        27  29  1  150  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            22  10  0  150  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
-MARCH MADNESS 4-5435        17   7  1  150  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        28  14  0  149  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        39  47  0  143  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         46  61  0  142  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ED 209 5-3955               38  47  4  142  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 PATRIOT 82-11164            30  26  1  140  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 DEMURRER 60-5828            25  35  2  139  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           24  11  2  139  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SLAKE 82-12993              15  16  0  138  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                43  46  3  135  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CARNAL 21-5388              40  35  0  134  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      27  13  2  134  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          32  11  3  133  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    30  18  0  131  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         28  10  1  130  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 POTOMACC 21-5489            32  31  0  126  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       25  12  0  125  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    14   2  1  124  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     25  25  2  122  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         18   2  3  122  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         24  14  1  120  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        21  34  0  117  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 ASSUR 18-7821               20  50  2  117  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  37  0  116  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SIR VILE 10-4754            40  40  1  115  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 LACHES 60-5642              29  34  0  114  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 RETARD 68-7501              12   8  0  113  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34  99  1  112  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  58  4  111  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         11   4  0  109  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 BUBBA 7-4833                29  70  0  107  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F. TIM 78-2315              44  50  1  100  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       27  30  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FUGAZI 38-3565              16   3  2  100  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 MANTISSA 82-9324            13   4  0  100  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-JEHU 41-3963                22  31  2   99  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 TITANIA 65-5835             21  16  0   99  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         13   9  0   99  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 ING 41-3532                 21  14  1   96  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 DONNA 36-5966               18  12  0   94  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           33  26  0   93  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       15   4  0   92  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCUM REAVER 28-1434         19   6  1   88  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             10   2  1   88  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TABATAN 75-3040             21  22  0   85  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-VALLEY-JO 46-3798           21  22  0   85  BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899)  ARDIVENT
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             17   8  0   82  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           24  23  2   81  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 <RETARDED RV> 7-5279        23   7  0   81  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      21  12  2   81  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 JONES 14-1283               28 136  6   80  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 2 INAROW 82-22945            5   7  0   80  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 CAT SCAN 12-5976            17   8  2   79  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 T. ZER 9-5011               15   8  2   79  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SKYWISE 11-5687             28  35  1   78  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          27  18  0   78  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    16   6  5   78  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         30   9  0   77  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           26  16  1   76  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 TELA 30-2973                24  18  0   76  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-JUNO 14-4178                19  19  0   76  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           18   7  0   76  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SCRAG 96-1173               14   5  4   76  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-PIP THE TROLL 17-6597       22   9  0   75  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-FALCON 82-11173             14   6  0   75  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 DAIMYO 51-4219              19   7  3   74  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
-SHARD 10-4213               20  16  3   73  CLAN BATTLEAXE (1724)      KOLACT
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         25  37  1   71  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 NEMESIS 10-2676             18   6  1   70  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
-REAPER 36-6150              18  14  1   69  KAMIKAZI (5122)            JHANS
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      43  41  0   68  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  73  0   68  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 EM 15-3737                  24  38  0   68  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
-VAHNZUR 43-4373             18  13  0   67  THE FAMILY (3772)          VEASTIAN
-OSLOBEN BENBOBEN 47-4561    17  13  1   65  SKELETON KEY (5121)        NORTH FORK
 DAZEY 21-5904               17  12  0   65  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      19  12  0   64  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GYRADOS 24-4476             19   6  0   60  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 SLY 97-1279                 11  11  8   59  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       31  34  0   58  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BERTHA 30-4469              21   2  1   58  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   34  56  0   56  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        12  12  1   56  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 JERICO 7-4862               26  66  0   55  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SAM S GNAT 82-29267          5   1  0   54  GNAT PAK (4943)            DWES EG
-ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581          14   7  3   52  PHILANTHROPISTS (2219)     MURSKA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             19   5  2   51  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MAGENTA 3-5711              49  86  0   49  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-I WET MY BED! 14-4052       15   3  0   48  I BENT MY WOOKIE (5124)    TOBIR
 ARCHER 82-1198              10   7  0   47  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                47  89  1   46  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           21  39  0   45  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DARK STAR 30-4468           19   4  1   45  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            3  10  0   44  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  23  0   43  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  33  1   43  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HARMONY 82-26932            12   6  2   42  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 MABON 82-10314               0  12  0   34  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           22  84  0   33  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 ADAM 7-4830                 27  72  2   32  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          14  26  2   24  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   5  0   23  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524    25  25  2 SCARLET KNIGHTS I 4866 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-40 493

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ho-Chan -- Well, it's NOT a Knight of Virtue name, it is MY name.  It just happens 
that Michael and Maxwell Honorblade are my older brothers.  Stealing all the glory... 
;)  I am a nice little bundle, I can be feminine, thank you, but I'm not so fatal.  
But it sounds great!  Fatal femininity!  It is a pleasure to meet you too!  (What DOES 
Ho-Chan look like anyways?  Is he old?  Sexy?  Nasty?) -- Krista Honorblade 
P.S. It figures I'd match up with you, forcing me out of my "anonymity"!  Now I have 
to talk!  Just kidding, I like chatting away and gallovanting about...

#3 -- I'll assume you're talking to me and not my older sister since you mentioned the 
scum fest.  The name is Shimmermoon, with an N at the end.  I am not a cow from the 
Consortium team Bulldogs.  And one more thing, I do the tuft collecting around here, 
so if you come knocking, I'm going to scalp you.  Besides, you don't last long so I 
might just avoid... -- Jhadzia Shimmermoon

#3 -- Since I'm at the top of your list, does that make me the ring leader? -- Sir 
Richard

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLINGLEBITS viciously subdued TOOFLESS in a unpopular 155 minute Challenge fight.
TOM THUMB demolished OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KOGITSUNE MARU was overpowered by LADY LUCK in a 3 minute Challenge Title duel.
PIPE BOMB overpowered GORDIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KING BEAR was vanquished by CHEESE STEAK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON was viciously subdued by W.T. POOH in a 20 minute competition.
THE BUTCHER viciously subdued HEARSAY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
STRONGEST #3 was vanquished by SIR VIVOR in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE vanquished SPUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BAYLEFYRE beat LIL NOIR in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
DONNA was luckily beaten by LACHES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
YELLOWJACKET was handily defeated by RABID DOG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated WOUNDHEALER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE slimly lost to BELIAL in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
POPE devastated TIME SQUARE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
JIMBY viciously subdued PEACE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
PISTOL was overpowered by GORDON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NORAF was overpowered by CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
JIM PENGOUIN overpowered ROAD TO DAKAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
MARCINKO devastated NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by PUNCH IT in a action packed 2 minute fight.
DALLAS defeated GLORY in a popular 3 minute duel.
IRON HEAD LEE overpowered JOHNNY B GOODE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
VIGO overcame SIMILDE in a action packed 2 minute bout.
THE HAPPY HOOKER was outlasted by JESUS in a action packed 7 minute competition.
SIR RICHARD defeated SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute fight.
SUDSY DEODORANT was vanquished by QUIETUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
KRISTA HONORBLADE was subdued by SIR ENE in a popular 2 minute fight.
CHI'EN HUAN LI savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
QUID PRO QUO was savagely defeated by COLWYN QUICKSILVER in a 2 minute contest.
QRAPPY devastated PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided battle.
PERSIANA JONES savagely defeated EVERSTORM in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was demolished by EBONSKAITH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
COOKIE SNORT was overpowered by MIGHTY MITE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MATA HARI handily defeated ASTEROID in a action packed 2 minute mismatched match.
THE BISMARCK narrowly defeated MICHELLE RROSTARR in a exciting 4 minute fight.
BRUCE vanquished GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEBBIE DOES DM won victory over NICK NITRO in a popular 1 minute conflict.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE was bested by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute match.
DALI PARTON was handily defeated by LARCENY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
CARPET BURN beat PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a exciting 1 minute fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER overpowered S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
IN THE PIG! was savagely defeated by DIRT WORM in a 5 minute competition.
AMILIE GREYSTONE was demolished by DARQ SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overpowered YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
UNOC overcame AXIS OF EVIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO savagely defeated SULACCO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory battle.
GOLDWRAP bested LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a exciting 1 minute match.
ACK VERT was bested by SPOTTED PONY in a popular 1 minute brawl.
STANLEY'S CUP defeated MAN O' WAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
CRIMSON BLUSH was defeated by COM DOT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame CUP O'PIZZA in a 2 minute contest.
2 PHAT overpowered MARK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALVIN YORK lost to SON OF SAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal match.
JOHN was handily defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided brawl.
WIMPY WIND was beaten by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute fight.
XYLZ AREE was defeated by KHIRZA in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GOOBATRON vanquished SURFER ROSA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
CROCONAW overpowered DEMURRER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
SUPERIOR II vanquished SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FINALITY beat DOAMER in a 2 minute match.
HO HUM HO was beaten by COL SALOMON in a popular 2 minute fight.
PICKY URCHIN was savagely defeated by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 4 minute brawl.
PATRIOT was overpowered by SCRAG in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
LUCK O' IRISH demolished CARNAL in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON was defeated by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was subdued by THIRD OMEN in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS murdered SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BUBBA was overpowered by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LINK HOGTHROB overcame SIR VILE in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
RUG BURN was savagely defeated by SLAKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
ED 209 viciously subdued POTOMACC in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
STARBREAKER handily defeated CHIMPANZEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHERRY 2000 handily defeated WILLY T MAC in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
LETHE beat TITANIA in a action packed 2 minute duel.
SYRANO BLOODBANE savagely defeated FUZZY BUZZCUT in a action packed 2 minute duel.
DUCK RUBBER vanquished FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
RETARD was devastated by RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
ASSUR was overpowered by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
VIOLENT VOLE was overpowered by SECOND OMEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLAK MASK was demolished by MANTISSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCRAG was overpowered by F. TIM in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
<RETARDED RV> won victory over COCAINE in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SUICIDE bested DAZEY in a popular 1 minute bloody bout.
ARCHER was devastated by NEMESIS in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
QUINTAL was devastated by POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MAGENTA was viciously subdued by BERTHA in a exciting 5 minute brutal competition.
GYRADOS was vanquished by ING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SWEATCAKE overcame SLY in a popular 1 minute fray.
DEATHBRINGER was overcome by TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a exciting 4 minute competition.
WOLVERINE devastated CHIP ENSER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
LE PAIN DLG was viciously subdued by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 2 minute conflict.
NOLAN ORGEL savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 3 minute bloody bout.
GOUT GOUT subdued T. ZER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fray.
MABON was vanquished by CAT SCAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SCUM REAVER won victory over TELA in a 2 minute fight.
L'ORC BLEU was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 5 minute bloody duel.
MESSENGER BIRD was handily defeated by FUGAZI in a 1 minute uneven contest.
DARK STAR was vanquished by 2 INAROW in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FRANK was devastated by EM in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
HARMONY was overpowered by LOCKED IN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
SAM S GNAT was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
HERPES THE LUVBUG handily defeated ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ELKIN HEMROCK subdued JONES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
JERICO was demolished by DAIMYO in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided contest.
2 + 2 = 4 was bested by STRONGBOW in a 2 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  57         AIMED BLOW       150 - 107 -  3      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 30         LUNGING ATTACK   343 - 250 -  5      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         PARRY-STRIKE      44 -  45 -  3      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   25         SLASHING ATTACK  145 - 149 -  3      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         WALL OF STEEL    136 - 156 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     16         PARRY-LUNGE       72 -  93 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       88 - 121 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  63 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  33 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  52 -  1      35  |

Turn 493 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        19 - 10     SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 17         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    33 - 24     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  8         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  7     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 13         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     13 - 12     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     2 -  7     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LADY LUCK 18-2925          65  46  1  309 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   POPE 5-4090                68  65  2  284 JOHNS (3510)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    73  39  2  260 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
SLASHING ATTACK  JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272       53  63  0  259 THE PENTARCHY (4406)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            48  25  5  244 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           43  38  2  217 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    122 162  2  208 SAND DANCERS (2258)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     66  64  2  207 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            64 110  0  201 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
PARRY-STRIKE     JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921  41  33  0  200 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763, CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330, L'ORC BLEU 8-4352, DEATHBRINGER 
25-3728, JESUS 82-5459, GLORY 1-6847, CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882, DONNA 36-5966, DALLAS 
18-6860, and ED 209 5-3955.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLINGLEBITS 46-2836, W.T. POOH 33-4430, ADAM 7-4830, DARK STAR 30-4468, 
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414, GYRADOS 24-4476, MAGENTA 3-5711, QUINTAL 18-8341, BLAK MASK 
21-5935, and ASSUR 18-7821.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  SUNSET(21)           3  4 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  6 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  IAYE(30)             1  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  4 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  6 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         18 10 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15 13 0  RODEKI(42)           4  7 1  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            43  38  2  217  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             47  13  0  201  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         50  35  1  215  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         64  53  1  208  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 68  65  2  284  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           24  11  2  139  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              133  72  3  225  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           22  23  0   43  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                43  46  3  135  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          102  47  0  229  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         47  17  0  248  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    30  22  1  173  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 136  6   80  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          57  55  1  209  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        48  37  1  202  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  41  1  167  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           65  46  1  309  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               42  44  2  198  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         31  14  0  195  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        47  30  0  184  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            26  12  1  179  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           19   5  0  182  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      52  45  0  192  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         34  17  3  214  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             42  44  1  194  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         24  14  1  120  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      33  17  1  189  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           83  60  0  209  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        53  63  0  259  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           37  21  2  195  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              77  25  1  258  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              16   3  2  100  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 111  1  194  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           49  40  1  227  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               61  53  1  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         50  13  0  285  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 105  0  173  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SIMILDE 51-4248             64 110  0  201  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    43  30  0  194  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   41  22  0  210  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       15   4  0   92  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  59  37  0  232  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             37  28  0  197  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COM DOT 65-6217             63  41  0  208  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 RETARD 68-7501              12   8  0  113  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     73  39  2  260  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              33  15  1  215  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 LARCENY 75-2720             43  37  0  213  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  55  1  161  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           44  18  1  269  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          33  24  6  192  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             48  25  5  244  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   29  24  4  197  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL