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Date   : 07/19/2005    Duedate: 08/01/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-494

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     766  433 10 63.9      REDUX 6 82/5045                       
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                     
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                13-GORGONITES 82/4955    203  155  3 56.7
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                          GORGONITES II 82/4335                 
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                      D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023              
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                 14 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   29   24  0 54.7
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                    15 THE INEPTS 33/419     358  306  2 53.9
  2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796   98   58  2 62.8      NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
  3 THIEVES GUIL 60/4312  405  242  5 62.6      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  4 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   10    6  0 62.5      ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  5 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    10    6  0 62.5   16 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1587 1405 19 53.0
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
  6 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    682  413  8 62.3      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
  7 CORPS 74/3405        2686 1710 51 61.1   17 QUBIT 10/4490        1071  972 10 52.4
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         OUTA THIS WORLD 69/3193               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    BABES 36/3876                               SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    BAD NEWS 67/3303                            VERMIN 72/3068                        
  8 KA-POW! 15/3970      1191  787 13 60.2      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                  18-ARENA FELINE 12/1060  129  123  0 51.2
    GIFTED GODS 16/4754                      19 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  685  661 10 50.9
    MONGREL HORDE 10/2983                       SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
  9 THE JERKS 10/5022     123   85  0 59.1      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
 10 RAPTURE 82/4961       458  321  6 58.8      SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    MATMATICA 82/4965                        20 ENIGMA 62/4768        249  241  1 50.8
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
 11 DARK TOADS 75/4505      7    5  0 58.3   21 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   26   26  0 50.0
 12 PHILLY 82/4942       1622 1180 20 57.9      MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                  
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864                MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                  
    GNAT PAK 82/4943                         22 CLAN BATTLEA 10/1724  235  250  2 48.5
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         CLAN BATTLE AXE 15/2729               
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                  23 RONIN 51/3400          12   13  1 48.0
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                   24 LEGALESE 75/4658      255  282  3 47.5
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                      THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    LEGALESE 60/5016                      
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  817  907 14 47.4

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
 26 NASTY PETS 82/4846    885  989  9 47.2      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 27 PIMPS 9/4318           41   47  0 46.6      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    HARE CONTROL 59/4869                     35 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   27   37  1 42.2
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366              36 ELFQUEST 11/4928       84  118  1 41.6
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477                   SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                         SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                       37 MEN 29/4412           743 1405 13 34.6
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                     JOHNS 5/3510                          
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 28 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  699  849  8 45.2      STORIES 49/2835                       
 29 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  148  181  1 45.0      HABIT 78/4547                         
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 30-PURPLE AND GO 4/5117   25   31  0 44.6   38 BLUE MOON 9/3907      509 1066  5 32.3
 31 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  211  266  0 44.2      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
 32 WASTELAND II 7/1947    14   18  0 43.8      MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/5124                 39 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   85  184  0 31.6
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                    40 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   10   30  0 25.0
 33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      266  344  1 43.6   41-SKELETON KEY 47/5121    2    0  0  100
    REDHORSE 56/3727                         42 MADTOWN 25/5125         0    2  0  0.0
 34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    718  931  6 43.5   43-ALASTARIAN I 10/5118    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     This is outrageous!  I come into the office with the simple goal of doing the 
spy report for Crysalis, and some clerk rushes up to me with a bundle of papers and 
says, "Galen is stranded in Valamantis, you're going to do the Talahya spy report."  
Did anybody ASK me?  No they TELL me.  I suppose it's not your fault, but that won't 
stop me from blaming you all.  Any arena that can put up one hundred fifteen fights 
these days is out of control!  Also, Novgorodny Vir did the notes, and you know what 
HE is like.

     Well, nothing for it, let's see what Vir had to say, since that's what I've got 
to work with.
     "Humble servant"?  Novgorodny Vir?  Bah.
     "Practice pays for RETARD, who pummelled PORK CHOP JUKEBOX, to pocket 51 
points."  Retard practiced?  This will be news to a lot of people, beginning with his 
manager.  "FUZZY BUZZCUT certainly had a baffled expression on its face, after losing 
to ADAM and losing 44 points in the process!"  Fuzzy always has a baffled expression 
on its face, and losing is not the cause.  Losing is the result.  "You could cut the 
tension with a scimitar as NUNZIO of BOY O'S met the Duelmaster.  What can be a 
greater victory?  NUNZIO has taken his place as the top, as TALAHYA's new 
Duelmaster."  Okay, not Duelmaster, but that's a detail.  Whatever you call him.
     "And how sociable are TALAHYA's warriors?"  What's that got to do with anything?  
"Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of TUFT 
TUGGERS, alone and unchallenged."  I wish Vir wouldn't try to be poetic.  He hasn't 
got the brains for it.  "As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SOLARAN 
BERSERK, so did that sorry team shy from TUFT TUGGERS."  And where did the idea come 
from that avoiding is cowardly?  Sounds like good sense to me.  "Everyone is famous 
for fifteen minutes, and STRONGEST #3 is it right now.  Most challenged warrior."  
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.  "RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (outclassed by 75 
points) TV challenged FLINGLEBITS, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Not to smear a 
reputation, but TUFT-TASTIC! must be a little surprised, as FLINGLEBITS blew it when 
facing RATTLESNAKE SHAKE, 75 points below him."  Go ahead, Vir, smear a reputation.  
This is the Isle, and no reputation lasts if it fails the test of steel.
     "Word has it FLADRAKEEN OOSCH suffered a romantic setback."  And where was Vir 
when he heard THIS kind of rumor, eh?  "Note how he TV challenged JHADZIA 
SHIMMERMOON, 27 points his senior."  Senior?  What does Jhadzia have to say about 
that, eh?  "Them's the breaks, CEREBRAL JANITOR.  Expecting fair challenges from DARK 
PANTHEON is evidently too much to ask."  Oh, please!  Define "fair challenges" here.  
A down-challenge is perfectly legal, and it can make excellent sense!  The whole 
purpose of fighting is to win.  There is no other reason for it.  "SIGHTBLINDER 
subdued CEREBRAL JANITOR with a point difference of 19."  Nineteen points and Vir 
wants to pour coals of scorn.  Bah.
     "THE BISMARCK will face SIR RICHARD, up by 46.  The gods smiled upon THE 
BISMARCK, in his upset fight against SIR RICHARD."  The gods were BETTING on The 
Bismarck, is why.  "THE BISMARCK gets a win, 23 points, and a free drink" on Vir.  
"As a confidence booster, THIRD OMEN challenged TATIANA SEASPRITE, down 23 points.  
Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, THIRD OMEN?"  Vir makes such a 
big DEAL of this, but have you ever done business with him?  When you shake hands on 
a deal with Vir, always count your fingers afterward.  Well, he's Ferencian, and that 
should tell you to be careful.  "THIRD OMEN bested TATIANA SEASPRITE."  Someone has 
to win, someone has to lose.  And then quite a bit more about the challenge matches 
Vir found reprehensible.  What does he know, eh?

     One hundred fifteen fights, twenty-seven challenge matches with three of them 
being TV.  Somebody died, but I forget who, and it didn't "take."

                                       Ketchum

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              38  14  2  373  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE 5-4090                 69  65  2  297  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           45  18  1  291  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       30  11  0  286  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        54  63  0  273  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 GORDON 36-4536              78  25  1  269  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     74  39  2  269  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 VIGO 18-6086                42  14  0  262  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             49  25  5  260  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  60  37  0  252  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 BELIAL 7-3838              134  72  3  246  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   42  22  0  242  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          103  47  0  236  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 JIMBY 42-3777               62  53  1  235  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DALLAS 18-6860              31  33  0  232  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           21   5  0  231  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 SWEETNESS 62-3121           50  26  0  230  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      67  64  2  226  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     123 162  2  225  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        49  37  1  225  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 RABID DOG 82-1078           27  24  0  225  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   60  57  3  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-PUNCH IT 82-1193            29  13  2  220  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    65  61  0  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PISTOL 65-6205              56  52  1  216  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        49  41  1  215  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    44  30  0  214  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 LUCK O' IRISH 33-6161       27  11  3  214  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 BRUCE 51-3906               30  32  2  212  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          51  50  0  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIMILDE 51-4248             65 110  0  210  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             38  28  0  210  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          31   9  0  210  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         56  54  1  209  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   30  24  4  209  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         87  57  1  208  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             48  13  0  208  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   40  42  0  208  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 JOHN 29-4177                56  79  0  206  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         50  36  1  206  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 QUIETUS 10-5165             35  15  1  206  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         39  22  0  205  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     35  50  3  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        21   4  1  205  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          57  56  1  204  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 PEACE 19-4280               43  44  2  204  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      43  45  0  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LARCENY 75-2720             43  38  0  204  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       25  11  1  204  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       70  38  2  203  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    65  75  0  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       51  53  1  203  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        48  30  0  203  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      34  17  1  203  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  23  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        35  43  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          26  10  3  202  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           83  61  0  201  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       41  30  1  201  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SULACCO 4-5128              36  39  2  201  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    82  74  1  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    50  48  5  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SIR ENE 10-4360             64  47  3  199  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         47  18  0  199  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    31  22  1  199  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 CROCONAW 24-4475            27  12  1  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 UNOC 82-12676               24  16  0  199  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            62  63  2  198  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 ACUTE 60-6048               24  16  0  198  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 COM DOT 65-6217             63  42  0  197  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-NICK NITRO 60-4767          40  51  0  197  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           65  47  1  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         55  40  3  196  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           49  41  1  196  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            43  39  2  196  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 2 PHAT 72-5064              33  16  1  196  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         50  14  0  195  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        47  42  0  195  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           43  42  0  195  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 KING BEAR 35-3629           37  22  2  194  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-RYRELEE 59-478              31  16  1  194  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 QRAPPY 10-4761              57  68  1  193  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 NORAF 82-3856               33  18  0  192  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         34  18  3  191  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         31  15  0  191  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          16   6  3  191  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 NEPHRON 30-4147             42  45  1  190  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      25  11  0  190  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 KHIRZA 7-1862              130 148  3  189  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 GLORY 1-6847                51  65  0  189  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  29  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HEARSAY 75-2721             37  38  3  189  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   64  66  0  188  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      55  80 17  188  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             30  25  1  188  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         16  13  2  188  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         51  66  3  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JESUS 82-5459               55  36  3  186  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            48  38  1  186  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 112  1  185  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     35  22  1  185  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          33  25  6  184  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  31  17  2  184  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        25   5  0  184  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  41  34  0  183  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            66  71  4  181  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      52  46  0  181  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    34  18  2  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FINALITY 82-4063            23   8  1  181  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASTEROID 69-7097            90  63  1  180  OUTA THIS WORLD (3193)     CIMMERIAC
 SPUTTER 82-15095            43  31  1  180  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    36  40  0  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        41  33  1  178  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           23   4  1  178  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         64  54  1  177  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      46  44  1  175  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          38  48  1  174  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           19   6  0  174  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            36  35  1  172  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           76  50  0  171  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          37  21  1  171  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     26  25  2  167  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       23  14  1  167  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   41  37  0  166  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  22  1  166  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  20   6  0  166  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       43  42  1  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        29  14  0  164  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 RETARD 68-7501              13   8  0  164  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 SCRAG 82-1704               13   5  0  164  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 DOAMER 18-2265              37  43  1  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  42  1  160  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   54  38  0  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         19   2  3  156  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  33  1  154  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 LACHES 60-5642              30  34  0  153  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           36  30  3  152  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    31  18  0  151  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 106  0  149  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CARNAL 21-5388              41  35  0  149  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       26  12  0  149  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLAKE 82-12993              16  16  0  149  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 PATRIOT 82-11164            31  26  1  147  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 ED 209 5-3955               39  47  4  146  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 MARK 5-4088                 44  90  2  144  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           25  11  2  144  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         29  10  1  143  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  56  1  142  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SIR VILE 10-4754            41  40  1  140  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   47  34  2  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          33  11  3  137  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         25  14  1  136  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        27  30  1  133  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         28   3  0  132  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      27  14  2  132  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        39  48  0  130  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        22  34  0  128  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                43  47  3  127  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 DEMURRER 60-5828            25  36  2  127  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 POTOMACC 21-5489            32  32  0  121  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         46  62  0  118  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ASSUR 18-7821               20  51  2  117  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 MANTISSA 82-9324            14   4  0  117  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  38  0  116  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         11   5  0  116  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 BUBBA 7-4833                29  71  0  113  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FREE FALL 67-2164           25  14  2  110  BAD NEWS (3303)            BARIKALA
 TITANIA 65-5835             22  16  0  109  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 F. TIM 78-2315              45  50  1  107  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 DONNA 36-5966               19  12  0  106  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           34  26  0  105  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  59  4  104  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748            26  26  0  103  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              17   3  2  102  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 ING 41-3532                 22  14  1  101  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         14   9  0  101  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TELA 30-2973                25  18  1  100  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34 100  1   99  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-DRANE 21-5833               30   7  0   97  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-NOT HOYLE 3-6208            16  48  0   96  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-PERICLES 4-5531             23  24  2   95  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 NEMESIS 10-2676             19   6  1   94  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 <RETARDED RV> 7-5279        24   7  0   92  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       15   4  0   92  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SCUM REAVER 28-1434         20   6  1   90  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 SCRAG 96-1173               15   5  4   90  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 SAM S GNAT 82-29267          6   1  0   90  GNAT PAK (4943)            DWES EG
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           19   7  0   89  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 FALCON 82-11173             15   6  0   87  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         26  37  1   86  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 2 INAROW 82-22945            6   7  0   86  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       32  34  0   85  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-BLONDE BILLIE 78-2501       22  19  0   85  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
-TABATAN 75-3040             21  22  0   85  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-VALLEY-JO 46-3798           21  22  0   85  BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899)  ARDIVENT
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          28  18  0   84  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             29  35  1   80  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SOYOYAY 35-3463             20  20  0   80  PHILANTHROPISTS (2219)     MURSKA
-CAT SCAN 12-5976            17   8  2   79  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 ADAM 7-4830                 28  72  2   77  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 GYRADOS 24-4476             20   6  0   77  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         20  39  0   77  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           24  24  2   76  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 T. ZER 9-5011               15   9  2   76  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 JONES 14-1283               28 137  6   75  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-PIP THE TROLL 17-6597       22   9  0   75  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 SLY 97-1279                 12  11  8   75  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 PLAYFUL DOG 10-4237         11   6  1   75  MONGREL HORDE (2983)       KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DELORES 61-3311             19  17  0   74  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
-SHARD 10-4213               20  16  3   73  CLAN BATTLEAXE (1724)      KOLACT
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           26  17  1   72  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 DAIMYO 51-4219              19   8  3   71  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 ANNE 75-3101                20   9  0   70  DARK TOADS (4505)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-MORTIKHAN 15-2294           18  14  1   69  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-REAPER 36-6150              18  14  1   69  KAMIKAZI (5122)            JHANS
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    16   7  5   69  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 GORTEK 60-5619              12   7  0   69  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
 MATTAHOOPLE 16-4203          7   1  1   69  GIFTED GODS (4754)         WILLAF
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      43  42  0   67  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   35  56  0   67  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-VAHNZUR 43-4373             18  13  0   67  THE FAMILY (3772)          VEASTIAN
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        12  13  1   66  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         30  10  0   65  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-TAX DEDUCTION 22-6269       16  14  1   63  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    26  11  0   62  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BERTHA 30-4469              21   3  1   61  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BAGMAN 4-5890               18  13  1   61  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      19  13  0   59  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUINTAL 18-8341             20   5  2   58  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               26  67  0   57  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 EM 15-3737                  24  39  0   57  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 MAJOR ANGER 7-5676          15   7  0   57  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       27  31  1   56  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DAZEY 21-5904               17  13  0   56  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 HARMONY 82-26932            13   6  2   55  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
-DOMITIAN 29-4594            15   8  1   54  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  74  0   53  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           23  84  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         21  34  1   53  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           21  40  0   53  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-ZEBZAMBEZI 35-3581          14   7  3   52  PHILANTHROPISTS (2219)     MURSKA
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           23  23  0   50  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      21  13  2   50  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-SAMARIUM 75-3071            14   4  1   47  I AM SAM (5083)            JADE MOUNTAIN
-ARCHER 82-1198              10   7  0   47  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 SUICIDE 21-4832             10   3  1   46  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          15  26  2   45  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            3  11  0   38  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 DARK STAR 30-4468           19   5  1   37  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FRANK 3-5707                47  90  1   36  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              49  87  0   32  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MABON 82-10314               0  13  0   32  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
BAGMAN 4-5890              18  13  1 HITMEN FOR HIRE 5126   TELA 30-2973           494

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Suave -- I have not heard it called a round robin before, but sure, I've graduated
all 10 styles from the only arena I've continually ran in.  I think I got the last
one out a few months ago, a PR.  I'm surprised it took me that long (11 years), but I
never made it a goal.  I tend to run all kinds of styles, and if I ran in other
arenas non-stop like I do in my home arena, I'd have probably done it in more than
one.  But I've never had the endurance or purse for more than one full-time basic
arena. -- Adie

Clovia Shimmermoon -- Back turn before last, when you, in your jealousy, carved me up

so severely, where they said I was "given a potion of healing"?  I just want you to
know that they didn't GIVE me anything, that sucker was EXPENSIVE.  I'll send you the
bill. -- Xylz Aree

Dallas -- What confused me and caused me to lose the fight was that weird little
routine where you jumped and kicked and waved pompoms while yelling arcane words. --
Glory
P.S.  You need to find a better beautician to bleach your hair, that is a very poor
job.

Vigo -- Say something alchemical. -- Similde

Cup O'Pizza -- Ah, I've heard of you.  I think you need a sharper cheese. -- Ho-Chan
the Axe

Khirza -- Whoa!  That lashing tail...it took me by surprise! -- Xylz Aree

Titania -- A little more seasoning, I think.  Maybe...garlic and oregano. -- Lethe

Wolverine -- You didn't have to bite my head off--literally! -- Chip Enser
P.S.  Well, at least you TRIED to do that, and I did NOT like it.

Wall of Glass -- It was the High C note, wasn't it?  I have my shield specially
tuned. -- Nolan Orgel

Krista -- Five-eight, as you will have seen, maybe a little on the stocky side--all
that quarrying work I did before entering the arena, you know.  Fairly dark, as we
Jadir tend to be.  My face is just a face, no clocks have stopped when I went by, and
no women have swooned in ecstasy.  I was about thirty-five when I graduated, gods,
that was a long time ago! -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Suave -- Regarding your question about round robin from a basic team, I've done that
at least four times--with Sir Aglio, Qubit, Joka Masher and Vermin.  As for a single
team round robin to Primus, NONE!...I was surprised to see.  I guess I have yet to
advance a PS from any team. -- Sultan

27 June 2005
ATTENTION ALL YOU ALLIANCE-TYPE PEOPLE:
For the purposes of tourney newsletter alliance listings (when I am able to do them),
you may only be listed in ONE alliance.  In other words, you have to choose!  If you
are a part of Englebert's Alliance and Englebert's Alliance is "part" of Ruthrauf's
Alliance, I will list you EITHER as part of Englebert's Alliance OR as part of
Ruthrauf's Alliance, NOT both.  The default would be the top-level alliance,
Ruthrauf's, in this example.  If you'd rather be listed separately, let me know and I
will do so, but that will be the only listing you get. -- The Saint, keeper of ever-
more-complicated lists

29 Jun 2005
The Company of Brothers (TCB) welcomes two new members to our alliance...Liam the
Goth and Buddy Lee.  We have no doubt that they will prove to be assets to our
alliance and the general dueling community. -- Baphomet, co-founder, T.C.B.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NUNZIO devastated LADY LUCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE demolished FLINGLEBITS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH viciously subdued JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON in a 2 minute contest.
NEVERMORE was subdued by DALLAS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge competition.
JOHNNY B GOODE overpowered STRONGEST #3 in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TOOFLESS slimly won victory over JUST A JOB TO DO in a 32 minute competition.
KOGITSUNE MARU slimly lost to GOLDWRAP in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
SIGHTBLINDER vanquished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BIG STRONG MAN was viciously subdued by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 2 minute fight.
KING BEAR was viciously subdued by GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
THE BUTCHER was subdued by BRUCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
THE BISMARCK viciously subdued SIR RICHARD in a exciting 4 minute Challenge battle.
CROCONAW overpowered BAYLEFYRE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
TOM THUMB vanquished DOAMER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
CHERRY 2000 overcame DEMURRER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
THIRD OMEN devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
STARBREAKER demolished LETHE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SECOND OMEN beat CHIMPANZEE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PICKY URCHIN unbelievably bested COL SALOMON in a 5 minute Challenge competition.
PATRIOT overpowered POTOMACC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DAIMYO was overpowered by DONNA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
LOCKED IN was devastated by GOUT GOUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GYRADOS overpowered DAZEY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FALCON overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER was narrowly defeated by WALL OF GLASS in a 6 minute Challenge melee.
T. ZER was handily defeated by TITANIA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HARMONY handily defeated FRANK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JIMBY defeated GLORY in a 2 minute fight.
MATA HARI was viciously subdued by PISTOL in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
BLONDIE was demolished by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORDON overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE handily defeated 2 PHAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELIAL overpowered AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SIR VIVOR outlasted MICHELLE RROSTARR in a popular 9 minute fray.
SWEETNESS demolished PUDDING PARADE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
SIR ENE was beaten by AMILIE GREYSTONE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JIM PENGOUIN overpowered IN THE PIG! in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
QRAPPY was savagely defeated by IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN won victory over LARCENY in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
POPE overcame PERSIANA JONES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
DARQ SPIRIT was bested by MAX FACTOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
PYGMY SHREW was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PIPE BOMB overpowered COM DOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
IRON HEAD LEE savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a action packed 4 minute gory bout.
VIGO overcame KHIRZA in a exciting 2 minute duel.
UNOC was narrowly defeated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
CHEESE STEAK was narrowly defeated by MARCINKO in a popular 6 minute bloody fight.
EBONSKAITH was bested by COUCH POTATO in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
ROAD TO DAKAR devastated NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
RABID DOG overpowered ACK VERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DIRT WORM was devastated by JOHN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
NORAF savagely defeated SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
HEARSAY was savagely defeated by QUIETUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody brawl.
DALI PARTON overpowered XYLZ AREE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SUPERIOR II demolished ROMUALD B TUNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated ASTEROID in a popular 6 minute gory struggle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was devastated by AXIS OF EVIL in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO overpowered LLOSMIC LLAMMER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIME SQUARE won victory over MIGHTY MITE in a 2 minute duel.
WOUNDHEALER was overpowered by FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FINALITY was viciously subdued by SULACCO in a popular 7 minute bloody fight.
YELLOWJACKET demolished STANLEY'S CUP in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JESUS was overpowered by LUCK O' IRISH in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided match.
PEACE overpowered GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 3 minute bloody mismatched fight.
SIMILDE overpowered LIL NOIR in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
GOOBATRON was devastated by SON OF SAM in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
SNAPPY GEORGE handily defeated CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER lost to PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a action packed 1 minute match.
COOKIE SNORT overpowered MAN O' WAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUDSY DEODORANT handily defeated QUID PRO QUO in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
CRIMSON BLUSH devastated SCRAG in a exciting 2 minute mismatched match.
SPUTTER was subdued by EVERSTORM in a action packed 3 minute fight.
CHI'EN HUAN LI was overpowered by ACUTE in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven match.
KRISTA HONORBLADE was beaten by RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute match.
SPOTTED PONY lost to ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute duel.
S. MARY ROSE lost to LINK HOGTHROB in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fray.
CUP O'PIZZA was overpowered by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MARK was subdued by LACHES in a popular 3 minute bout.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was defeated by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute competition.
WIMPY WIND handily defeated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was vanquished by RETARD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOFFA slimly lost to SURFER ROSA in a action packed 8 minute gory contest.
CARNAL vanquished SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SYRANO BLOODBANE overpowered OBITER DICTA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HEDGEHOG was demolished by ED 209 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
VIOLENT VOLE vanquished RUG BURN in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched duel.
SLAKE vanquished FREE FALL in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SIR VILE overpowered DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
HO HUM HO demolished ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FURTIVE RETURNS was devastated by MANTISSA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
FUGAZI overpowered STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
ING demolished SQUEEZE CHEESE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
BRON CHOLLU was vanquished by NEMESIS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
F. TIM vanquished SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was demolished by ADAM in a 1 minute uneven contest.
WILLY T MAC bested LE PAIN DLG in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
BAGMAN was slaughtered by TELA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COCAINE was demolished by SLY in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ANNE was beaten by <RETARDED RV> in a action packed 2 minute fight.
CHIP ENSER viciously subdued MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory fray.
GORTEK was demolished by SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JERICO was subdued by SKYWISE in a 2 minute contest.
WOLVERINE was savagely defeated by L'ORC BLEU in a 2 minute bloody duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by SAM S GNAT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
MAJOR ANGER was beaten by POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
MABON was vanquished by QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
2 + 2 = 4 bested DARK STAR in a exciting 2 minute competition.
PLAYFUL DOG vanquished MESSENGER BIRD in a 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
BERTHA was savagely defeated by BLAK MASK in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
2 INAROW defeated JONES in a 2 minute battle.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was beaten by NOLAN ORGEL in a 2 minute brawl.
SCUM REAVER subdued DEATHBRINGER in a exciting 4 minute bout.
SUICIDE was handily defeated by MATTAHOOPLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided melee.
HERPES THE LUVBUG beat EM in a popular 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  65         AIMED BLOW       155 - 106 -  3      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         LUNGING ATTACK   348 - 247 -  4      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         SLASHING ATTACK  149 - 146 -  4      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         PARRY-STRIKE      41 -  48 -  3      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         WALL OF STEEL    127 - 163 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  61 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       71 -  94 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  32 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       85 - 124 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  51 -  1      35  |

Turn 494 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        19 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  9         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 14         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   19 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 21         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    35 - 30     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             38  14  2  373 BOY O'S (4027)
SLASHING ATTACK  JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272       54  63  0  273 THE PENTARCHY (4406)
AIMED BLOW       GORDON 36-4536             78  25  1  269 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            49  25  5  260 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065         103  47  0  236 SIR AGLIO (2079)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     67  64  2  226 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    123 162  2  225 SAND DANCERS (2258)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   65  61  0  216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            65 110  0  210 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
PARRY-STRIKE     JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921  41  34  0  183 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670, DARK THUNDER 6-5397, IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563, SULACCO 4-5128, 
COL SALOMON 17-5290, CHEESE STEAK 82-20346, NORAF 82-3856, SIR VIVOR 10-4065, CHIP 
ENSER 62-4140, and POPE 5-4090.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575, BERTHA 30-4469, GORTEK 60-5619, BAGMAN 
4-5890, FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024, BRON CHOLLU 25-4988, SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302, STRONGBOW 
11-5686, ASSUR 18-7821, and HEDGEHOG 56-3748.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         3  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  4 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  MORYA(28)            2  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  5 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       4  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  IAYE(30)             1  4 1  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        3  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  BARIKALA(67)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           5  4 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  9 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  3 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         14 13 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  6 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15 14 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       41  30  1  201  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             48  13  0  208  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          51  50  0  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SULACCO 4-5128              36  39  2  201  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 69  65  2  297  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         56  54  1  209  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              134  72  3  246  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           23  23  0   50  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                43  47  3  127  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          103  47  0  236  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         47  18  0  199  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    31  22  1  199  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 137  6   75  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          57  56  1  204  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        49  37  1  225  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  42  1  160  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       30  11  0  286  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               43  44  2  204  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         31  15  0  191  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        48  30  0  203  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            27  12  1  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           19   6  0  174  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      52  46  0  181  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                56  79  0  206  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             42  45  1  190  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         25  14  1  136  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      34  17  1  203  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 LUCK O' IRISH 33-6161       27  11  3  214  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        54  63  0  273  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           37  22  2  194  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              78  25  1  269  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              17   3  2  102  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         53 112  1  185  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           49  41  1  196  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               62  53  1  235  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         50  14  0  195  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 106  0  149  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              38  14  2  373  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 HEDGEHOG 56-3748            26  26  0  103  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    44  30  0  214  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   42  22  0  242  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  60  37  0  252  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             38  28  0  210  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PISTOL 65-6205              56  52  1  216  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 FREE FALL 67-2164           25  14  2  110  BAD NEWS (3303)            BARIKALA
 RETARD 68-7501              13   8  0  164  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     74  39  2  269  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              33  16  1  196  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          31   9  0  210  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     123 162  2  225  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  56  1  142  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           45  18  1  291  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          33  25  6  184  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             49  25  5  260  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   30  24  4  209  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL