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Date   : 08/02/2005    Duedate: 08/15/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-495

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TEAM FLOYD 38/741     770  435 10 63.9   12-GORGONITES 82/4955    203  155  3 56.7
    COLLEGE RADIO 97/5054                       GORGONITES II 82/4335                 
    INTERSTELLAR PORK 33/4988                   D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023              
    NO REMORSE 82/5071                       13 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   10    8  0 55.6
    COLLEGE RADIO 98/4722                       GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931             
    DWARVEN HEROES 60/5082                   14 THE INEPTS 33/419     363  311  2 53.9
    BIG APPLE MENACE 65/3276                    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
  2-THIEVES GUIL 60/4312  405  242  5 62.6      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  100   60  2 62.5      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  4 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    683  416  8 62.1      GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                     15 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   29   25  0 53.7
  5 CORPS 74/3405        2692 1710 51 61.2   16 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 1593 1407 20 53.1
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        17 QUBIT 10/4490        1080  979 10 52.5
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    BABES 36/3876                               VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    BAD NEWS 67/3303                            OUTA THIS WORLD 69/3193               
  6 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    11    7  0 61.1      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
  7 KA-POW! 15/3970      1193  787 13 60.3      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    GIFTED GODS 16/4754                         VERMIN 72/3068                        
    MONGREL HORDE 10/2983                    18 TOOLS OF TOR 56/5129   39   36  2 52.0
  8 THE JERKS 10/5022     125   86  0 59.2   19 RONIN 51/3400          14   13  1 51.9
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       20-ARENA FELINE 12/1060  129  123  0 51.2
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    21 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  688  665 10 50.8
  9 RAPTURE 82/4961       465  323  6 59.0      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 7/4670           
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                        22 ENIGMA 62/4768        252  244  1 50.8
 10-DARK TOADS 75/4505      7    5  0 58.3      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
 11-PHILLY 82/4942       1622 1180 20 57.9      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864                82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    GNAT PAK 82/4943                            OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                           23 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   30   30  0 50.0
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                  
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                  
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                   24 CLAN BATTLEA 10/1724  236  252  2 48.4
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   CLAN BATTLE AXE 15/2729               
    REDUX 6 82/5045                          25 LEGALESE 75/4658      260  284  3 47.8
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487            

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    LEGALESE 60/5016                            THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
 26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  831  925 14 47.3      THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      267  344  1 43.7
 27 FANTASIA 1/4914       893  999  9 47.2      REDHORSE 56/3727                      
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    722  936  6 43.5
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    NASTY PETS 82/4846                       35 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   28   37  1 43.1
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   36 ELFQUEST 11/4928       85  122  1 41.1
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE COLOUR OF NEON 21/4911                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  37 UNDER JOLLY R 7/5127   18   30  0 37.5
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  38 MEN 29/4412           749 1413 13 34.6
 28 PIMPS 9/4318           43   49  0 46.7      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366                 ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477                   WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                         STORIES 49/2835                       
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       HABIT 78/4547                         
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                     MIKES 14/3982                         
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 29 WASTELAND II 7/1947    15   18  0 45.5   39 BLUE MOON 9/3907      509 1075  5 32.1
    I BENT MY WOOKIE 14/5124                    SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       DARK HORSEMEN 51/4217                 
 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  699  850  8 45.1      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
 31 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  151  185  1 44.9      HOMICIDAL MANIACS 1/3767              
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    40 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   86  186  0 31.6
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   41 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   11   30  0 26.8
 32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  215  270  0 44.3   42-MADTOWN 25/5125         0    2  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Turn 5 Standings
===========
Flinglebits - 374
Toofless - 361
Jadzia Shimmermoon - 79
Sir Richard - 32
Strongest #3 - 29
Marcinko - 19
Picky Urchin - 9

Things are starting to heat up!  Rattlesnake Shake's TV challenge to Flinglebits
allowed everyone to narrow the gap.  Toofless has closed to within 7 minutes as we
hit the halfway point.  No one picked on any of Sultan's TP's this turn.  Is he
avoiding?  We'll have to see how the tourneys affects things.  Flinglebits is a
former ADM TV and should be competing in that class again.  Can he pull it off?
Toofless had a near miss in the Freshmen tourney and Marcinko is always a threat to
win Eligibles.  I guess we'll know by the time this column sees print.

This was the last turn to enter, so registration is closed.  So I guess the next
question is, what is everyone playing for?  The winner of Scum-Fest 2005 will receive
a prize package containing at least the following:

- 1 Bonus Potion
- 2 +Skill Learn Potions (i.e. added to your learn total, not your base)
- 10 Roll-Ups

Also, there will be additional scum-related prizes for any warriors who can hit 1000
and 5000 minutes.  Which frankly, doesn't look very likely now.  (Last scum-fest
there were already several 1000 minuters, I really didn't think there'd be this much
trouble this time around.)  I still need to confirm these, so I won't announce these
yet.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, dear friends!

     This day finds me far from Talahya.  I have reports which have been carried to
me by a Commission clerk on a fast horse, but I did not actually see the fights.  So,
I have relatively little to say.  But you know me, I'll say it anyway.  (smiling)
     The Inepts were most avoided, and by Solaran Berserk.  Seems strange.
     Nunzio defended his title against Ho-Chan the Axe.  I understand it was a
visually stunning fight, with Ho-Chan clad in flowing yellow and Nunzio in black.
And Ho-Chan always puts on a good show.  NUNZIO (51-4799) (38-14-2,373) of BOY O'S
fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (123-162-2,225) of SAND DANCERS.  NUNZIO viciously
subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute gruesome Title fray.
     Sadly, one warrior died this cycle.  Falcon slew Miagi's Miata.  I have sent a
chocolate lake monster and an ice pack to Miata.  That should help with the
resurrection hangover.  FALCON (82-11173) (15-6-0,87) of TWELFTH CIRCLE challenged
MIYAGI'S MIATA (42-4130) (19-13-0,59) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  FALCON assassinated
MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
     Happy day!  There were four TV challenges!
     **AMILIE GREYSTONE (57-4002) (44-30-0,214) of MORDYKR KEEP TV challenged
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (42-22-0,242) of METAL MELTDOWN.  AMILIE GREYSTONE was
bested by RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
     **SWEETNESS (62-3121) (50-26-0,230) of THE BEARS TV challenged DALLAS (18-6860)
(31-33-0,232) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N.  SWEETNESS demolished DALLAS in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     **FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (50-14-0,195) of TUFT-TASTIC! TV challenged SIR VIVOR
(10-4065) (103-47-0,236) of SIR AGLIO.  FLINGLEBITS viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in an
unpopular 209 minute Challenge brawl.  This, I believe, was our longest fight.  This
make Fliglebits the unchallenged leader in the scumfest!  Woo hoo!  With his TV
challenge, Mr. Bits is going to be hard to catch now.
     **TOM THUMB (35-3791) (23-4-1,178) of THE BEARS TV challenged CEREBRAL JANITOR
(18-7729) (36-40-0,179) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TOM THUMB overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
     Is there anything else I ought to say?  Of course not!  Anything else I WANT to
say?  Naturally.  We're none of us getting any younger.  A brisk walk each morning
helps keep that middle-aged spread under control.  (This is for the managers, since
you Lord Protectors, of course, are not getting older.)

                       Cheerio!
                           Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              39  14  2  381  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE 5-4090                 70  65  2  306  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       30  11  0  286  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     75  39  2  281  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 GORDON 36-4536              79  25  1  280  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        55  63  0  279  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 MARCINKO 97-961             50  25  5  279  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 VIGO 18-6086                43  14  0  269  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              135  72  3  259  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   43  22  0  257  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 JIMBY 42-3777               63  53  1  245  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        50  37  1  244  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 SWEETNESS 62-3121           51  26  0  243  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      68  64  2  242  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LUCK O' IRISH 33-6161       28  11  3  239  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 BRUCE 51-3906               31  32  2  231  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         51  14  0  228  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   31  24  4  227  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         48  18  0  226  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         51  36  1  225  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          52  50  0  224  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    66  61  0  222  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       71  38  2  221  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         57  54  1  221  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-PUNCH IT 82-1193            29  13  2  220  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         88  57  1  219  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 COM DOT 65-6217             64  42  0  219  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 PEACE 19-4280               44  44  2  218  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          27  10  3  218  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   65  66  0  214  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            44  39  2  214  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 QUIETUS 10-5165             36  15  1  213  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 LARCENY 75-2720             44  38  0  212  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 GORDIAN 63-2104             39  28  0  212  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    66  75  0  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        36  43  0  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           84  61  0  210  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           38  22  2  210  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          31   9  0  210  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          58  56  1  209  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        49  30  0  209  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     36  50  3  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          17   6  3  209  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           50  41  1  208  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           66  47  1  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    51  48  5  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       35  44  0  207  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 QRAPPY 10-4761              58  68  1  206  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PISTOL 65-6205              56  53  1  206  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  60  38  0  204  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       51  54  1  204  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       25  11  1  204  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         54 112  1  203  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    44  31  0  203  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     123 163  2  202  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             48  14  0  202  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 ASTEROID 69-7097            91  63  1  201  OUTA THIS WORLD (3193)     CIMMERIAC
 SIMILDE 51-4248             65 111  0  201  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         65  54  1  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   42  37  0  200  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      56  80 17  199  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               33  19  0  199  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 KHIRZA 7-1862              131 148  3  198  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          103  48  0  198  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 JESUS 82-5459               56  36  3  198  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 JOHN 29-4177                56  80  0  198  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      43  46  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         32  15  0  198  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-ACUTE 60-6048               24  16  0  198  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-NICK NITRO 60-4767          40  51  0  197  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            37  35  1  197  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        49  42  1  196  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   40  43  0  196  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  24  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DALLAS 18-6860              31  34  0  196  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 UNOC 82-12676               24  17  0  196  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            62  64  2  195  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 TIME SQUARE 65-4637         39  23  0  195  BIG APPLE MENACE (3276)    DAL SHANG
 HEARSAY 75-2721             38  38  3  195  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           45  19  1  194  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 NEPHRON 30-4147             43  45  1  194  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       41  31  1  194  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 CROCONAW 24-4475            27  13  1  194  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        21   5  1  194  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          44  87  3  193  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      25  12  0  193  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           21   6  0  193  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  21   6  0  193  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           43  43  0  192  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FINALITY 82-4063            24   8  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 RABID DOG 82-1078           27  25  0  191  NASTY PETS (4846)          DWES EG
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  31  18  2  190  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    31  23  1  190  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            28  23  1  190  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           24   4  1  190  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         55  41  3  189  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 SIR ENE 10-4360             64  48  3  188  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   60  58  3  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         34  19  3  188  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-BLONDIE 36-5723             30  25  1  188  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         16  13  2  188  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 2 PHAT 72-5064              33  17  1  187  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 ACK VERT 18-7429            48  39  1  186  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SPUTTER 82-15095            44  31  1  186  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 BLACK JUSTICE 21-3960       37  53  1  186  THE COLOUR OF NEON (4911)  SUNSET
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          30  28  0  186  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 GLORY 1-6847                51  66  0  185  HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767)   MORDANT
 QUASAR 18-5925              35  40  0  185  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      34  18  1  184  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          33  25  6  184  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        25   5  0  184  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  41  35  0  182  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       24  14  1  182  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        41  34  1  180  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     35  23  1  180  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        47  43  0  179  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         51  67  3  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      52  47  0  177  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  30  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SULACCO 4-5128              36  40  2  177  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           76  51  0  176  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       44  42  1  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    82  75  1  174  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           19   7  0  174  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      46  45  1  173  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          38  21  1  173  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    36  41  0  173  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            66  72  4  172  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  43  1  168  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LINK HOGTHROB 33-5358       27  12  0  168  INTERSTELLAR PORK (4988)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    34  19  2  167  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          38  49  1  166  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     26  26  2  165  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   54  39  0  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARK 5-4088                 45  90  2  164  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        29  14  0  164  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
-RETARD 68-7501              13   8  0  164  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
-SCRAG 82-1704               13   5  0  164  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 SURFER ROSA 97-1192         19   3  3  160  COLLEGE RADIO (5054)       SHADOW GROVE
 DOAMER 18-2265              37  44  1  159  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LACHES 60-5642              31  34  0  159  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 PATRIOT 82-11164            32  26  1  157  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    31  19  0  157  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            29  23  1  157  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 ED 209 5-3955               40  47  4  154  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SIR VILE 10-4754            42  40  1  152  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SLAKE 82-12993              17  16  0  152  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 CARNAL 21-5388              42  35  0  151  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         33  25  1  151  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      28  14  2  151  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XYLZ AREE 25-4987           26  34  1  149  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712         7   0  0  149  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           26  11  2  148  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          34  11  3  146  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   48  34  2  143  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 107  0  142  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         26  14  1  141  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           36  31  3  138  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         28   4  0  134  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 POTOMACC 21-5489            32  33  0  133  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 STARBREAKER 32-4039         29  11  1  133  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       27  26  3  133  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  57  1  132  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        40  48  0  132  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 OBITER DICTA 60-5860        27  31  1  132  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
-DEMURRER 60-5828            25  36  2  127  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            15   4  0  127  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 FUGAZI 38-3565              18   3  2  126  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         46  63  0  124  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        22  35  0  124  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 BUBBA 7-4833                30  71  0  123  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 TITANIA 65-5835             23  16  0  119  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             23  12  1  118  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  39  0  117  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         11   6  0  117  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         15   9  0  114  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
-FREE FALL 67-2164           25  14  2  110  BAD NEWS (3303)            BARIKALA
 ASSUR 18-7821               20  52  2  110  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 LETHE 9-4782                43  48  3  108  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-DONNA 36-5966               19  12  0  106  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ING 41-3532                 22  15  1  104  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           34  27  0  102  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 F. TIM 78-2315              45  51  1  100  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34 101  1  100  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                25  19  1  100  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FALCON 82-11173             16   6  1  100  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DRANE 21-5833               30   7  0   97  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       33  34  0   96  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           20   7  0   96  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-NOT HOYLE 3-6208            16  48  0   96  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-PERICLES 4-5531             23  24  2   95  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 QUINTAL 18-8341             21   5  2   95  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 RUG BURN 18-3702            28  60  4   94  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-NEMESIS 10-2676             19   6  1   94  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
-<RETARDED RV> 7-5279        24   7  0   92  DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES (4670 BONSUR
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       15   4  0   92  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SCUM REAVER 28-1434         20   6  1   90  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
-SCRAG 96-1173               15   5  4   90  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-SAM S GNAT 82-29267          6   1  0   90  GNAT PAK (4943)            DWES EG
 SLY 97-1279                 13  11  8   89  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    17   7  5   88  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 T. ZER 9-5011               16   9  2   88  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           25  24  2   87  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SKYDANCER 21-5834           24  15  0   87  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-2 INAROW 82-22945            6   7  0   86  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
-BLONDE BILLIE 78-2501       22  19  0   85  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 ADAM 7-4830                 29  72  2   83  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-SOYOYAY 35-3463             20  20  0   80  PHILANTHROPISTS (2219)     MURSKA
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           27  17  1   79  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-CAT SCAN 12-5976            17   8  2   79  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
-SOGNATORE 4-5895            20  17  1   78  DREAMERS (5065)            JHELUM
 HARMONY 82-26932            14   6  2   78  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          28  19  0   77  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GYRADOS 24-4476             20   7  0   77  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ACHILLES 17-6612            21   5  1   76  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-PLAYFUL DOG 10-4237         11   6  1   75  MONGREL HORDE (2983)       KOLACT
 DAIMYO 51-4219              20   8  3   74  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
-DELORES 61-3311             19  17  0   74  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 SUICIDE 21-4832             11   3  1   73  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   36  56  0   70  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               27  67  0   70  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BENSI DURN 62-4141          26  16  1   70  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 BAGMAN 4-5890               19  13  1   70  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      44  42  0   69  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
-MORTIKHAN 15-2294           18  14  1   69  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-GORTEK 60-5619              12   7  0   69  DWARVEN HEROES (5082)      ARADI
-MATTAHOOPLE 16-4203          7   1  1   69  GIFTED GODS (4754)         WILLAF
 SKYWISE 11-5687             29  36  1   68  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         20  40  0   68  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 MAJOR ANGER 7-5676          16   7  0   66  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-WHITE WOLF 19-3878          15  20  1   66  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        12  13  1   66  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 MAGENTA 3-5711              50  87  0   65  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 JONES 14-1283               28 138  6   65  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-GREW SOME GRUE 41-4124      19   7  0   64  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     10   3  1   64  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-TAX DEDUCTION 22-6269       16  14  1   63  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         22  34  1   61  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DONAHAR 24-3006             12   9  0   61  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      19  14  0   59  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         30  11  0   58  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         26  38  1   57  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           21  41  0   56  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MCARTHUR 17-6611            16   6  0   55  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-DOMITIAN 29-4594            15   8  1   54  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR
 DAZEY 21-5904               17  14  0   53  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       27  32  1   51  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MABON 82-10314               1  13  0   49  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 COCAINE 78-2311             25  75  0   48  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-ARCHER 82-1198              10   7  0   47  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    26  12  0   46  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          15  27  2   45  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           23  24  0   44  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         12  12  1   43  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      21  14  2   42  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 WOLFRAVEN 10-5474           18  14  2   42  CLAN BATTLEAXE (1724)      KOLACT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   11   5  0   41  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 EM 15-3737                  24  40  0   40  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 DARK STAR 30-4468           20   5  1   39  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            3  11  0   38  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           23  85  0   37  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 FRANK 3-5707                47  91  1   34  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 BERTHA 30-4469              21   4  1   20  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130     19  14  0 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    FALCON 82-11173        495

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Starbreaker -- But why would you want to do that?  It seems unnecessarily
destructive. -- Lethe
P.S.  I've always rather liked looking at stars.

Jimby -- The suave thing to do would be to let ME win.  I believe I shall color you a
rude male elitist. -- Glory

Dali Parton -- I was confused, and I couldn't concentrate on the fight.  That was
sneaky of you. -- Xylz Aree
P.S.  Singing about "rocks around the clock" when you had all those melting watches
on your armor.  I just couldn't IMAGINE what you meant by it.

Asteroid -- See to it that you STAY out of this world!  An asteroid strike would be
cataclysmic. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  What did you think of my costume?  It was hot, but I chose it just for you:
black silk with the Milky Way done in silver and pearl beads.

Lil Noie -- Ah, a bad match for you, but then any match that one loses is by
definition a bad one, isn't it? -- Similde

Nemesis -- What did *I* do?  I was just standing there, and up comes the gorgeous
babe and knocks me tail over tea kettle and says I deserved it, and I don't even know
what I DID. -- Bron Chollu
P.S.  I just GOT here.

Magenta -- You look awful in that color. -- Chip Enser, soul of tact
P.S.  And not so good in blood red, either.

Touchdown Talon! -- Ah...you might want to pass on touching the ground between every
move.  You lost some valuable time on that. -- Nolan Orgel

Xylz Aree -- They've never charged ME for a potion of healing when they gave it.
But, since I'm an enchanter, how about a free potion of gaseous form.  Maybe you can
put it to use. -- Clovia

Ho-Chan -- Thirty-five, huh?  Kind of old for me, I think.  Wait, am I STUCK looking
eighteen for the rest of my life!  Whoa!  Hmm, is that a good thing?  Permanently

super young and sexy, one of those hot little babes, but will never be treated as a
mature young woman...or a mature lady even.  Well, as long as my personality doesn't
change, I think I can party forever.  I'll stick with teenager! -- Krista

Strongest #3 -- Concerning your message, YOU'RE ON!  Let's do it.  Next turn I'll be
ready.  You be too. -- Jhadzia Shimmermoon

Vigo -- You fight pretty good.  Hey, did you ever notice how everyone's popularity
usually goes up, even after losing?  The people of Talahya must totally adore us by
now, don't you think?  So how come I still get charged the regular price for my nip?
-- Khirza

Ed 200 -- You might have thought they were throwing flowers for you, but it was for
me, you know.  People hear have heard all about how I was Duelmaster of mighty
Rocanis for several months. -- I am Hedgehog, hear me roar!

Qwappy -- Let's get naked!  The next dance is mine. -- #3

Johnny B -- Thanks for wrecking my skumfest challenges. -- #3

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AMILIE GREYSTONE was bested by RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SWEETNESS demolished DALLAS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FLINGLEBITS viciously subdued SIR VIVOR in a unpopular 209 minute Challenge brawl.
TOM THUMB overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PIPE BOMB was vanquished by LUCK O' IRISH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER was unbelievably bested by W.T. POOH in a 1 minute competition.
TOOFLESS was viciously subdued by SIR RICHARD in a 10 minute Challenge melee.
COUCH POTATO vanquished JOHN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH was overpowered by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KOGITSUNE MARU was handily defeated by SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
NEVERMORE subdued CROCONAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
BIG STRONG MAN handily defeated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HEARSAY bested GLORY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
LARCENY overcame IMAGE ENHANCER in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
AXIS OF EVIL defeated SIMILDE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
STRONGEST #3 vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON devastated LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
LACHES luckily beat XYLZ AREE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
CHI'EN HUAN LI was overpowered by THE BUTCHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SECOND OMEN overpowered CHIMPANZEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
OBITER DICTA was defeated by CHERRY 2000 in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
THIRD OMEN overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
T. ZER devastated BRON CHOLLU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FALCON assassinated MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HARMONY savagely defeated DARK THUNDER in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
ACHILLES overpowered DAZEY in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
NUNZIO viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 2 minute gruesome Title fray.
BRUCE overpowered 2 PHAT in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
BELIAL overpowered PISTOL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
POPE savagely defeated ACK VERT in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
JIMBY overpowered THE NOTHING in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE was subdued by ROAD TO DAKAR in a action packed 1 minute contest.
GORDON overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
YELLOWJACKET was bested by MATA HARI in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JIM PENGOUIN defeated JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON in a exciting 1 minute match.
CHOKING CHICKEN viciously subdued NORAF in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was overpowered by SON OF SAM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RABID DOG was demolished by KING BEAR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
VIGO demolished BLACK JUSTICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
THE HAPPY HOOKER subdued ALVIN YORK in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
DEBBIE DOES DM handily defeated FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CARPET BURN handily defeated GRAY WIND in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
GOLDWRAP was overpowered by THE BISMARCK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
MARCINKO overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE viciously subdued EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
PERSIANA JONES was beaten by LADY LUCK in a 2 minute battle.
EBONSKAITH savagely defeated YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
BLACK MESSIAH bested SIR ENE in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
SUDSY DEODORANT devastated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING defeated MICHELLE RROSTARR in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
COOKIE SNORT demolished ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE overpowered DARQ SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SNIPER BEAR overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
QUASAR was overpowered by QUIETUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KHIRZA won victory over BAYLEFYRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JUST A JOB TO DO was demolished by KRISTA HONORBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overpowered JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
QRAPPY won victory over PYGMY SHREW in a popular 2 minute bout.
MIGHTY MITE was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
UNOC was savagely defeated by SIGHTBLINDER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome battle.
JESUS overpowered SURFER ROSA in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
FINALITY viciously subdued QUID PRO QUO in a exciting 7 minute brutal bout.
PEACE savagely defeated DIRT WORM in a popular 8 minute gory fight.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER was devastated by ASTEROID in a 3 minute brutal mismatched duel.
SULACCO was handily defeated by GOOBATRON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
GORDIAN subdued COL SALOMON in a popular 1 minute fight.
NEPHRON vanquished DOAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
TIME SQUARE was vanquished by COM DOT in a popular 2 minute uneven match.
WIMPY WIND was beaten by GLITTER MARKS in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
LIL NOIR was overcome by LINK HOGTHROB in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
SYRANO BLOODBANE was subdued by SPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH overpowered CUP O'PIZZA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HO HUM HO was defeated by IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute fray.
MAN O' WAR savagely defeated POTOMACC in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
S. MARY ROSE was overpowered by SIR VILE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
ING was vanquished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven match.
SWINGDADDY-O viciously subdued FURTIVE RETURNS in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
BUBBA overcame GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
BLACK ARCHER demolished VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
FUGAZI handily defeated LETHE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOFFA was beaten by ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute battle.
RUG BURN was overpowered by WILLY T MAC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
SHEPHERD MOON was devastated by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
STARBREAKER was devastated by MARK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SLAKE handily defeated TELA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DUCK RUBBER was defeated by CARNAL in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
ASSUR was vanquished by MANTISSA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PATRIOT demolished WEYLUND in a 1 minute uneven match.
TITANIA overpowered F. TIM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BENSI DURN was handily defeated by QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COCAINE was savagely defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a popular 4 minute bloody competition.
MAGENTA unbelievably bested NOLAN ORGEL in a popular 2 minute gory conflict.
BLAK MASK overpowered MCARTHUR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SUICIDE devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
SQUIRREL KILLER handily defeated WOLFRAVEN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
DONAHAR overpowered EM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GYRADOS was luckily beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 2 minute bloody duel.
CHICKEN HAWK was handily defeated by BAGMAN in a 1 minute uneven contest.
POOPIEHEAD was unbelievably bested by TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute duel.
SWEATCAKE demolished JONES in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was overpowered by LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MABON outwaited 2 + 2 = 4 in a 7 minute fight.
MESSENGER BIRD was demolished by JERICO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FRANK was devastated by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHIP ENSER was devastated by DAIMYO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DARK STAR devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BERTHA was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
SQUEEZE CHEESE won victory over STRONGBOW in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
SLY devastated SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
L'ORC BLEU was vanquished by MAJOR ANGER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ADAM overpowered FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  57         AIMED BLOW       157 - 106 -  3      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 34         LUNGING ATTACK   339 - 243 -  3      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   32         SLASHING ATTACK  151 - 151 -  5      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         PARRY-LUNGE       76 -  90 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         WALL OF STEEL    126 - 161 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  49 -  2      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  63 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         TOTAL PARRY       85 - 121 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  49 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  34 -  0      37  |

Turn 495 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        16 -  9     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK   15 - 19         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    31 - 26     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     16 - 16     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             39  14  2  381 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    75  39  2  281 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
SLASHING ATTACK  JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272       55  63  0  279 THE PENTARCHY (4406)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            50  25  5  279 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     68  64  2  242 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRUCE 51-3906              31  32  2  231 RONIN (3400)
TOTAL PARRY      FLINGLEBITS 46-2836        51  14  0  228 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   66  61  0  222 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SIMILDE 51-4248            65 111  0  201 DARK HORSEMEN (4217)
PARRY-STRIKE     JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921  41  35  0  182 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PEACE 19-4280.  The ten other most popular fighters were FINALITY 
82-4063, SIR RICHARD 11-4051, NUNZIO 51-4799, HARMONY 82-26932, POPE 5-4090, GYRADOS 
24-4476, MAN O' WAR 15-4517, LE PAIN DLG 18-8016, NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981, and AMILIE 
GREYSTONE 57-4002.

The least popular fighter this week was FLINGLEBITS 46-2836.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIR VIVOR 10-4065, L'ORC BLEU 8-4352, SKYWISE 11-5687, BERTHA 
30-4469, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, FRANK 3-5707, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, EM 15-3737, WOLFRAVEN 
10-5474, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  3 0  ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           7  6 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           4  4 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         3  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            4  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  4 0  ANDOR(57)            0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            7  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  5 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             2  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  5 0  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  8 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    3  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  3 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         12 12 1  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         13 17 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            44  39  2  214  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             48  14  0  202  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         51  36  1  225  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         65  54  1  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 70  65  2  306  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         57  54  1  221  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              135  72  3  259  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           23  24  0   44  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                43  48  3  108  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 QUIETUS 10-5165             36  15  1  213  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         48  18  0  226  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    31  23  1  190  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 138  6   65  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       71  38  2  221  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 THE BISMARCK 16-4481        50  37  1  244  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  43  1  168  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 VIGO 18-6086                43  14  0  269  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               44  44  2  218  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         32  15  0  198  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        49  30  0  209  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            27  13  1  194  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           19   7  0  174  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      52  47  0  177  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                56  80  0  198  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             43  45  1  194  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHERRY 2000 31-4994         26  14  1  141  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      34  18  1  184  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 LUCK O' IRISH 33-6161       28  11  3  239  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        55  63  0  279  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           38  22  2  210  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              79  25  1  280  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 FUGAZI 38-3565              18   3  2  126  TEAM FLOYD (741)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         54 112  1  203  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           50  41  1  208  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               63  53  1  245  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         51  14  0  228  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               68 107  0  142  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              39  14  2  381  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    44  31  0  203  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   43  22  0  257  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 SWEETNESS 62-3121           51  26  0  243  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             39  28  0  212  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COM DOT 65-6217             64  42  0  219  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     75  39  2  281  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              33  17  1  187  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          27  10  3  218  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        43  57  1  132  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SON OF SAM 82-7015          17   6  3  209  NO REMORSE (5071)          DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    17   7  5   88  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             50  25  5  279  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE 98-809   31  24  4  227  COLLEGE RADIO (4722)       SYVYN'S HILL