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Date   : 09/13/2005    Duedate: 09/26/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-498

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  107   65  2 62.2      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   14-IN COLD BLOO 75/5136  887  785 10 53.1
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    686  425  8 61.7      SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978                
  3 CORPS 74/3405        2710 1714 52 61.3      DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         SAILS OF CHARON 63/5133               
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        15 QUBIT 10/4490        1099  996 10 52.5
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    BABES 36/3876                               VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  4 KA-POW! 15/3970      1197  789 13 60.3      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     VERMIN 72/3068                        
  5 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    15   10  0 60.0      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                   16 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    43   40  0 51.8
  6 RAPTURE 82/4961       483  338  6 58.8      MASTER BLASTERS 50/3542               
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           BUSHMASTERS 31/1323                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    17-LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   29   27  0 51.8
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                        18 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  699  678 10 50.8
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
  7 MEOW MIX 21/4519      188  133  4 58.6      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033                      SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
  8 THE JERKS 10/5022     129   91  0 58.6   19-THE TEAM 1/83         553  537  8 50.7
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          DEATH SQUAD 9/72                      
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       CHOP SAKI SHOP 76/2341                
  9 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    205  155  3 56.9   20 ENIGMA 62/4768        262  258  3 50.4
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
 10 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   14   11  0 56.0      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144                  82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
 11 FIRE DECK 38/5130     386  321  3 54.6      OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                    21-STARBASE 5 15/5091      4    4  0 50.0
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        THUNDERSTRIKERS 10/1813               
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                     22 CHAOTICDISOR 33/5138  274  275  3 49.9
    WATER DECK 24/4935                       23 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   38   40  0 48.7
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                      MANIACAL TUFTS 11/4459                
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     MORDYKR KEEP 57/3422                  
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                  
    THE INEPTS 33/419                        24 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  240  254  2 48.6
    LET'S DUEL! 17/5137                         CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
 12-DARK TOADS 75/4505      7    6  0 53.8   25-LEGALESE 75/4658      268  290  3 48.0
 13 BOXES 60/4147        1613 1416 20 53.3      HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487            
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
    2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647               LEGALESE 60/5016                      

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914       916 1024 10 47.2   36 PIMPS 9/4318           54   70  0 43.5
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         RESSURRECTION 82/4941                 
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876               
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  875  978 16 47.2      LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747                
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  37 RONIN 51/3400          15   20  1 42.9
 28 BLACK & BLUE 4/5135    19   22  1 46.3   38 SEA DOGS 96/5140        3    4  0 42.9
    DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                      39 ELFQUEST 11/4928       89  133  1 40.1
 29 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   31   37  1 45.6      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  700  852  8 45.1      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 31 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  161  196  2 45.1   40 GWAR 77/3147           24   40  0 37.5
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   41 MEN 29/4412           765 1439 14 34.7
 32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  227  282  0 44.6      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       HABIT 78/4547                         
 33-NUTS 82/5134           16   20  0 44.4      STORIES 49/2835                       
    WASTELAND II 7/1947                         MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       MIKES 14/3982                         
 34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    739  946  6 43.9      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                   42 BLUE MOON 9/3907      521 1081  5 32.5
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652                MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   90  191  0 32.0
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   44 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   13   31  0 29.5
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 45-JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    1    3  0 25.0
 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      268  346  1 43.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, brave souls of Talahya Arena!

     Let's see...Metal Meltdown was avoided by Tuft Tuggers.  Well done.  Toofless
was our most challenged warrior.  More on his fight later.
     Ah, Nunzio successfully defended his title.  NUNZIO (51-4799) (41-14-2,416) of
BOY O'S challenged ALVIN YORK (3-6156) (45-43-0,216) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR.  NUNZIO
demolished ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Well done,
Nunzio...but you knew going in that it would be a pretty easy fight for you, eh?  Oh,
and why didn't you use your TV challenge?  Was this your second challenge?
     There was just one TV challenge this cycle, at least one that went through.  I
suppose TV challenges do fail to go through from time to time.  TOM THUMB (35-3791)
(26-4-1,226) of THE BEARS TV challenged SNIPER BEAR (1-4893) (46-87-4,289) of THE
BLACK ZOO.  TOM THUMB devastated SNIPER BEAR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge
fight.  Looks like Mr. Thumb was going for skills, eh?  And I do wonder if there are
any hard feelings between a member of The Bears guild, and a warrior whose fighting
name appears to be a mockery of that guild?
     It looks like the scumfest is coming down to Flinglebits and Toofless.  I
believe that as of the end of last cycle, Flinglebits had 596 minutes and Toofless
had 378.  Both warriors had been challenged evidently by offensive warriors,
sidetracking their efforts to improve their scumfest scores.
     This cycle, Toofless was responsible for our longest fight but again, it didn't
amount to much.  TOOFLESS (2-5103) (49-15-0,194) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS challenged
JUST A JOB TO DO (18-6575) (83-76-1,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  TOOFLESS viciously
subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a slow 26 minute Challenge competition.  Since it was
Toofless who challenged, I'm surprised the fight was so short.  Toofless was our most
challenged warrior this cycle.
     Meanwhile, Flinglebits was waylaid by an unrelated challenge:  FLADRAKEEN OOSCH
(12-4396) (32-24-1,196) of GAMMARAUDERS challenged FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (52-15-
0,195) of TUFT-TASTIC!.  FLADRAKEEN OOSCH devastated FLINGLEBITS in a 3 minute one-
sided Challenge duel.
     So the scores of these two mighty scums stand at:  Toofless 304, Flinglebits
599.  Are there two turns to go now, or just one?
     This was a picture of frustration:  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (44-23-0,230) of
METAL MELTDOWN fought DR BOERNER (17-5383) (27-20-3,226) of 82ND ILLINOIS.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE overpowered DR BOERNER in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Rattler looked
a bit irritated going in; guess he'd made a TV challenge but his chosen opponent had
not shown up for the fights.  So he took it out on poor Dr Boerner, who tried to
tough it out and get some hits in although the conclusion was pretty much foregone.
     JB Goode just can't seem to stop climbing the ranks.  Last cycle he commented
that he'd had an extraordinary increase in his recognition points due to a seemingly
minor win.  JOHNNY B GOODE (32-4034) (36-18-2,261) of CALL THE PRIEST fought KRISTA
HONORBLADE (11-3703) (43-38-0,209) of TUFT TUGGERS.  JOHNNY B GOODE demolished KRISTA
HONORBLADE in an exciting 1 minute mismatched match.  He ended up with a recognition
rating of 277.  Go, Johnny, go!
     We had a couple of really unfortunate matchups this cycle.  I have sent jugs of
lemonade and cheery yellow skull-face souvenir tunics to Pork Chop Jukebox and
Ryrelee.
          PORK CHOP JUKEBOX (42-3943) (49-35-2,124) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BLAK
MASK (21-5935) (21-8-0,97) of GRIM FANDANGO.  PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was killed by BLAK
MASK in an action packed 3 minute bout.
          RYRELEE (59-478) (32-17-1,203) of HARE CONTROL fought LIL NOIR (62-3311)
(30-24-1,168) of ENIGMA.  RYRELEE was slaughtered by LIL NOIR in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.
     It comes as no surprise that Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall popularity
leader.  Aha, and he won his fight!  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (124-164-2,214) of SAND
DANCERS fought QUID PRO QUO (10-4794) (42-35-1,187) of QUBIT.  HO-CHAN THE AXE
savagely defeated QUID PRO QUO in an exciting 4 minute gory bout.  You just can't
beat those moves.  Or the turquoise armor.
     This cycle's favorite warrior was unfortunately waylaid by a scumfest
participant.  QUASAR (18-5925) (35-42-0,180) of MAD SCIENTISTS fought PICKY URCHIN
(33-3152) (29-16-0,116) of THE INEPTS.  QUASAR was unbelievably bested by PICKY
URCHIN in an exciting 7 minute gruesome match.  Watch out, Flinglebits...the Urchin
is gaining on you.
     Another scumfest participant (Marcinko) became our least popular warrior this
cycle.  MARCINKO (97-961) (50-27-5,206) of ROGUE WARRIOR challenged SIR VIVOR (10-
4065) (105-48-0,234) of SIR AGLIO.  MARCINKO was overpowered by SIR VIVOR in a tiring
14 minute uneven Challenge match.  You may have lost your fight, Marcinko, but you
beat Flinglebits for this cycle.  (Sir Vivor, incidentally, scored a strong second
place as least popular.)
     I believe that's all I have to say.  Not that I HAD to say that much, but what I
mean is that I'm out of news.  If you know any more news about Talahya Arena, let me
know eh?

                                        Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              42  14  2  428  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POPE 5-4090                 73  65  3  424  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              138  72  3  326  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 KING BEAR 35-3629           41  22  3  298  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-SWEETNESS 62-3121           52  26  0  281  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
-SPUD 33-5159                50  24  0  279  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      37  18  2  277  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PEACE 19-4280               47  44  2  272  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          106  48  0  253  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          61  56  1  251  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  63  38  0  249  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
-AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        51  30  0  247  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   45  23  0  245  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         91  57  1  244  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           69  47  1  242  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          34   9  0  242  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           27   4  1  239  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              81  26  1  232  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 QRAPPY 10-4761              61  68  1  231  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PISTOL 65-6205              58  54  1  231  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 NORAF 82-3856               35  20  0  228  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    33  24  1  228  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         36  20  3  224  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  34  18  2  224  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     125 164  2  223  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         50  19  0  222  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
-DANGER BOX 60-4963          41  35  0  219  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   56  40  0  218  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      57  81 17  217  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     38  51  3  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           22   8  0  216  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       73  39  2  214  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         67  55  1  213  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    67  63  0  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       53  55  1  212  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 ED 209 5-3955               42  48  4  212  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   67  67  0  211  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JESUS 82-5459               58  37  3  210  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            31  24  2  210  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 VIGO 18-6086                44  16  0  209  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            30  23  1  208  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     77  40  2  207  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CROCONAW 24-4475            29  14  1  207  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 PERSEUS 72-1612             40  24  1  206  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 GORDIAN 63-2104             40  30  0  205  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       26  15  1  205  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   62  59  3  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   41  45  0  204  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          39  51  1  204  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    32  21  0  204  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 MARCINKO 97-961             50  28  5  202  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 SULACCO 4-5128              38  41  2  202  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      27  13  0  202  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      54  48  0  201  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 UNOC 82-12676               25  19  0  201  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         56  43  3  199  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            50  40  1  199  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             50  15  0  199  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            46  40  2  199  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-HEARSAY 75-2721             39  39  3  199  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 JIMBY 42-3777               65  54  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       43  32  1  198  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           45  44  0  197  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DALLAS 18-6860              33  35  0  197  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           21   8  0  197  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         58  55  1  196  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 113  1  196  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          46  88  4  196  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-AMILIE GREYSTONE 57-4002    44  32  0  196  MORDYKR KEEP (3422)        ANDOR
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       36  46  0  196  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 2 PHAT 72-5064              35  18  1  196  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 PATRIOT 82-11164            35  26  1  196  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          27  21  3  196  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
-SIR ENE 10-4360             65  48  3  195  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-LARCENY 75-2720             45  39  0  195  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      44  48  0  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   43  39  0  195  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    83  77  1  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    67  77  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        49  44  0  194  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        36  46  0  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        56  65  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          32  29  0  193  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         53  37  1  192  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        50  44  1  192  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 FINALITY 82-4063            25  10  1  192  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
-LOCO BEAR 35-2727           52  30  6  191  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           47  20  1  191  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
-COM DOT 65-6217             64  43  0  190  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      69  66  2  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MATA HARI 41-3812           52  42  1  189  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-ATLANTIS 1-855              43  66  7  189  THE TEAM (83)              MORDANT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           85  63  0  188  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 EVERSTORM 69-641            63  66  2  188  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          53  52  0  188  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  16  0  188  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        42  36  1  188  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          28  12  3  187  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPUTTER 82-15095            45  33  1  186  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 NEPHRON 30-4147             44  47  1  186  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  27  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            37  38  1  186  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 QUIETUS 10-5165             36  18  1  185  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 BRUCE 51-3906               32  34  2  185  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            68  73  4  183  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        21   8  1  183  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 SIRTON 82-9190              24  13  0  182  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     27  28  2  181  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YURA DED MAN 9-2801         49  44  6  180  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     35  25  1  180  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 JOHN 29-4177                56  83  0  179  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      29  16  2  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          39  23  1  178  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 MANTISSA 82-9324            17   5  0  178  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  33  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RYRELEE 59-478              32  18  1  176  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    52  50  5  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  42  37  0  175  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 ANACONDA 31-1255            29  29  0  175  BUSHMASTERS (1323)         CHIMLEVTAL
 KHIRZA 7-1862              132 150  3  174  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-CHI'EN HUAN LI 11-3882      46  46  1  173  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         33  16  0  173  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-LACHES 60-5642              33  34  0  172  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        10   0  0  172  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARK 5-4088                 46  92  2  171  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 HOFFA 49-3185               69 109  0  168  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        42  49  0  163  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DOAMER 18-2265              38  46  1  163  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CLOVIA SHIMMERMOON 11-4685  21   7  0  163  MANIACAL TUFTS (4459)      ARUAK CITY
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         13   7  0  163  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 SLAKE 82-12993              17  19  0  162  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         51  70  3  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    37  43  0  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        23  37  0  160  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    36  20  2  159  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARNAL 21-5388              43  37  0  157  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         16  11  0  157  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       46  43  1  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        30  16  0  156  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  14   9  0  156  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                46  48  3  155  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         30   5  0  153  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       28  28  3  153  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            23  10  0  152  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           28  12  2  151  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUASAR 18-5925              35  43  0  150  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-OBITER DICTA 60-5860        28  32  1  150  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           22   8  1  150  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           36  28  0  149  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TITANIA 65-5835             25  17  0  148  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 POTOMACC 21-5489            33  35  0  147  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           78  52  0  146  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    15   2  1  141  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          31  19  1  140  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CLAW 21-5337                28   9  2  139  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
-DRAGON LEE 76-1127          23  15  0  138  CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341)      SIMTAKKA
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    19   8  5  137  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 SLY 97-1279                 15  12  8  137  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 TELA 30-2973                27  20  1  136  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           37  33  3  134  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          36  12  3  134  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         34  33  2  133  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 ELLYN 82-8983               12  13  0  133  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           14   9  0  132  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     21   9  0  131  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     38  30  2  128  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
-SIR VILE 10-4754            42  41  1  127  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 ING 41-3532                 23  17  1  127  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           30  17  1  126  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-STARBREAKER 32-4039         29  13  1  126  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-DONNA 36-5966               20  12  0  126  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 HARMONY 82-26932            17   6  2  125  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              47  52  1  123  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  46  1  122  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 WEYLUND 82-3660             23  15  1  122  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 ASSUR 18-7821               20  55  2  120  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 PLUTO 50-329                33  18  1  117  MASTER BLASTERS (3542)     SNOWBOUND
-FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  24  16  0  117  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   49  36  2  112  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        44  59  1  110  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             23   7  0  110  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         46  66  0  109  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  42  0  107  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         33  28  1  104  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-FALCON 82-11173             17   7  1  102  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUBBA 7-4833                31  73  0  101  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           27  25  2  100  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RUG BURN 18-3702            30  61  4   99  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-STORMBLADE 10-2210          24  26  1   99  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-BLACK TIGER 29-4436         21  36  0   99  CARDOW HUNTERS (4304)      LAPUR
-BOWSER 14-4096              19  41  1   99  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       16   4  0   98  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
-DINGIL BILL 38-4428         22  31  0   97  JINDA-BAN (4177)           CLIFFHOME
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             18   8  0   97  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       10   4  0   96  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 JERICO 7-4862               29  68  0   94  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         32  11  0   93  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              21  15  0   91  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WETBOX 60-5229              18  14  1   90  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34 104  1   85  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        12  10  0   85  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    19  13  0   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     16   0  0   84  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
-LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103      11   2  1   83  DEATH STUDS IX (4978)      DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              52  88  0   82  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-ACHILLES 17-6612            22   6  1   82  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-MORTIKHAN 15-2294           19  14  1   81  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             15   9  0   81  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       34  36  0   80  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      46  43  0   79  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         24  35  1   79  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-T. ZER 9-5011               17  10  2   79  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-REVEUR 4-5896               18  22  2   78  DREAMERS (5065)            JHELUM
 FONZ 74-3332                16   5  1   78  LAME ALLIANCES (4747)      DAYLA KIV
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        14   3  0   78  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
-VALERIAN 82-17255           13   2  0   78  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         29  38  1   76  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 HORNS 21-5770               15  10  0   76  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       29  33  2   75  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     12   4  1   75  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        10  14  0   73  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-GO-FER 26-4444              16  22  2   72  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        23  14  2   71  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
-CHIP-WOOD 78-2425           20  11  0   71  TREE PEOPLE (4424)         LIN TIRIAN
 QUINTAL 18-8341             22   7  2   70  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-WOODEN ARROW 15-4619        19  12  0   69  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
 DAZEY 21-5904               18  16  0   69  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BENSI DURN 62-4141          27  18  1   68  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 COCAINE 78-2311             27  76  0   67  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          18  27  2   67  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
-THUNDER 10-1897             17  21  1   66  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       8   3  3   65  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 SKYWISE 11-5687             30  38  1   64  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           24  26  0   64  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 BAGMAN 4-5890               20  15  1   63  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-GISSANNIAH 30-4486          17  12  0   63  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   13   6  0   63  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
-CYCLONE 10-2057             23  22  0   62  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 DAIMYO 51-4219              20  11  3   61  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 JONES 14-1283               28 141  6   60  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ADAM 7-4830                 30  74  2   57  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           22  43  0   57  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        21  17  0   57  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 EM 15-3737                  25  42  0   55  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         15   9  1   55  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           24  87  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-SCOURGE 18-7847             21  13  0   53  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-VASSAL 18-7637              26  16  2   52  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   37  58  0   51  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ORAL B 82-10020             14   5  0   51  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    28  13  0   49  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK STAR 30-4468           21   7  1   49  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         14   9  1   49  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         20  43  0   48  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      20  16  0   47  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417       13   5  0   47  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 WARTORTLE 24-4521           15   5  1   45  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 WASP 96-1335                 8   3  3   45  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      21  17  2   44  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-MCARTHUR 17-6611            16   8  0   43  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 FRANK 3-5707                47  94  1   42  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-BATTERY 15-2293             16   7  1   41  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
-MAJOR ANGER 7-5676          17   8  0   39  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019       6  12  0   39  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              21   7  1   37  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MARCIANO 96-1446            10   1  4   34  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         12  15  1   33  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MABON 82-10314               1  15  0   33  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   6  0   32  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398      7   4  3   25  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  49  36  2 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    BLAK MASK 21-5935      498
RYRELEE 59-478             32  18  1 HARE CONTROL 4869      LIL NOIR 62-3311       498

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Word of the Day -- Thanks for wrecking my Skumfest challenge. -- #3

Snotzi -- Check your diplo mail. -- #3

Herlas Gasilis -- The numerous tales about your legendary inability to hold wind for
very long, malinger here still...as does your mortifying stench. -- #3

#3 -- Hey, don't sweat it.  No hard feelings.  Some other warriors and their managers
just had to be punks and step in on our tango before it could even start.  I tried to
follow up, but you didn't.  It's fine. -- Jhadzia

To All -- On T499 I will be fighting a Tuft Tugger.  This contest will feature bare
knuckles without armor or weapons.  Please do not interfere in that we both hope to
win the Scumfest. -- #3

Marcuiko -- Well done, but I'll take the win, if all you want is the minutes. -- Sir
Vivor

Gray Wind -- Tell your manager that a simple skill, yes, you heard me, just ONE
skill, would have been appreciated.

Otherwise, go blow!  Elsewhere, preferably. -- Quid Pro Quo

Choking Chicken -- Well, ding dong! -- Pistol, pack'n heat

McArthur -- I have to say--  No, I really do HAVE to, you don't know what Mati can be

LIKE if we don't follow orders in the personals!  I have to say that silk looks
really out of place on a dwarf with a heavy beard.  But the gold sequins work better.
-- Chip Enser

Darq Spirit -- As you can see, a really good outfit makes the man, or at least the
gladiator.  This is the Dress for Success look. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Duck Rubber -- Lady, you don't have the buns for that.  No matter how light and
flaky, biscuits just will NOT do. -- Lethe

Dark Star -- (walks around him clockwise)  No, I don't think so.  (walks around him
counterclockwise)  Definitely not.  Black moire is not YOU. -- Bensi Durn

Frank -- I suppose, being a neuter golem, ANY clothes are cross-dressing, but
(wincing) a chainmail bikini bottom with a muscle shirt makes a really WEIRD fashion
statement.  Especially in chartreuse and hot pink, respectively. -- Nolan Orgel

Strongbow -- I didn't know where to look!  Sure, it shows, er, ingenuity to use the
thong from your, um, in your bow, but in the ARENA?  Gods, that was awful! -- Bron
Chollu

Krista -- Being the old guy I am, I've lost the thread of our conversation here.  I
could go back and excavate it if you think it's important. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  Could I possibly have referred to the known fact that the physical age of the
body affects the hormone balances and thus colors one's whole behavior?

Crimson Blush -- You started the fight really well but I think you need to work on
your desperation strategy. -- Khirza
P.S.  I'm sorry I couldn't teach you anything.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TOM THUMB devastated SNIPER BEAR in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NUNZIO demolished ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
NEVERMORE lost to PEACE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge brawl.
STRONGEST #3 was overpowered by LADY LUCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH devastated FLINGLEBITS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TOOFLESS viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a slow 26 minute Challenge competition.
CRIMSON BLUSH was vanquished by CROCONAW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BAYLEFYRE overpowered JOHN in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARCINKO was overpowered by SIR VIVOR in a tiring 14 minute uneven Challenge match.
SLAKE was subdued by JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON in a 1 minute Challenge match.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was viciously subdued by CHIMPANZEE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
HARMONY demolished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
LOCKED IN overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WARTORTLE was handily defeated by QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
WILLIE BROWN viciously subdued FURTIVE RETURNS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated QUID PRO QUO in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
MAX FACTOR handily defeated COOKIE SNORT in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overpowered by BELIAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YELLOWJACKET was beaten by GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute fray.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE handily defeated BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE overpowered DR BOERNER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
POPE overpowered SIRTON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NORAF overpowered MIGHTY MITE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
JIMBY was savagely defeated by VIGO in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
MATA HARI was handily defeated by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PIPE BOMB was overpowered by PISTOL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
GORDON handily defeated MICHELLE RROSTARR in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
AUDIE MURPHY was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
KING BEAR overpowered JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
COUCH POTATO narrowly defeated CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 2 minute struggle.
JOHNNY B GOODE demolished KRISTA HONORBLADE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PYGMY SHREW handily defeated PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
QRAPPY subdued KOGITSUNE MARU in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
ROMUALD B TUNE was viciously subdued by SPOTTED PONY in a 3 minute bout.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER handily defeated NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
EBONSKAITH demolished CARPET BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
THE NOTHING demolished THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated BRUCE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROAD TO DAKAR overcame LIPPS MCFRENZY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
SPUTTER was subdued by WIMPY WIND in a popular 4 minute match.
UNOC subdued DEBBIE DOES DM in a action packed 2 minute fight.
SIR RICHARD beat SYRANO BLOODBANE in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
GOLDWRAP unbelievably bested DARQ SPIRIT in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
THE HAPPY HOOKER viciously subdued W.T. POOH in a exciting 4 minute brutal bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JESUS viciously subdued BLACK ORC in a exciting 2 minute bloody conflict.
FINALITY narrowly defeated GOOBATRON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory battle.
SUPERIOR II bested VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute match.
SULACCO devastated DOAMER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
2 PHAT devastated WILLY T MAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD handily defeated EVERSTORM in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest.
DALLAS overpowered SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHITE WATER HIPPO demolished CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PERSEUS devastated PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ACK VERT vanquished ANACONDA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ED 209 defeated QUIETUS in a popular 2 minute fight.
RYRELEE was slaughtered by LIL NOIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was demolished by PATRIOT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
KHIRZA was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 3 minute mismatched fight.
SALENA WARSMITH demolished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LETHE overpowered DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
GLITTER MARKS won victory over SLY in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
QUASAR was unbelievably bested by PICKY URCHIN in a exciting 7 minute gruesome match.
MARK devastated HO HUM HO in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DALI PARTON was vanquished by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAN O' WAR viciously subdued GOUT GOUT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
MANTISSA overpowered F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT was overcome by HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
SWINGDADDY-O subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
KNUCKLE JAW devastated S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SECOND OMEN overcame ASSUR in a exciting 1 minute fight.
POTOMACC overcame GUARDIAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was killed by BLAK MASK in a action packed 3 minute bout.
CARNAL vanquished ING in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
CLAW beat ELLYN in a 2 minute gory duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS overcame TITANIA in a 1 minute battle.
COL SALOMON was devastated by POOPIEHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
PLUTO was savagely defeated by TELA in a action packed 2 minute gory competition.
WEYLUND was overpowered by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRT WORM subdued SWEATCAKE in a popular 6 minute duel.
ELKIN HEMROCK viciously subdued BENSI DURN in a action packed 2 minute bloody bout.
RUG BURN vanquished PIT FIGHTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GYRADOS devastated MANAGER TC'S in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BUBBA handily defeated FRANK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COCAINE defeated STRONGBOW in a 2 minute brawl.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE viciously subdued BERTHA in a 4 minute gruesome melee.
FONZ was overcome by ROGUE 7 in a exciting 2 minute match.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was viciously subdued by CHIP ENSER in a 3 minute fight.
SQUIRREL KILLER handily defeated BRON CHOLLU in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHICKEN HAWK was handily defeated by BLOODY MOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BAGMAN was overpowered by THIRD BASE SPOCK in a 1 minute uneven contest.
LE PAIN DLG overcame DARK STAR in a popular 1 minute fight.
SVAD BONEGRIN was overpowered by TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAIMYO was demolished by JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was vanquished by DAZEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR narrowly defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 5 minute duel.
ON THE WASHER was vanquished by WALL OF GLASS in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ORAL B was overcome by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 2 minute uneven contest.
MABON lost to WASP in a crowd pleasing 6 minute uneven fray.
FUZZY BUZZCUT defeated DARK MAGICIAN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
HORNS overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAGENTA outwaited 2 + 2 = 4 in a dull 8 minute contest.
HOLY SCHLITZ devastated MARCIANO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARK TYPHLOSION handily defeated L'ORC BLEU in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
DONAHAR vanquished EM in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
SQUEEZE CHEESE subdued MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 4 minute gory contest.
HOT SAUCE JONES was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
NOLAN ORGEL won victory over JONES in a exciting 1 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  58         AIMED BLOW       159 - 106 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 31         LUNGING ATTACK   328 - 255 -  7      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         SLASHING ATTACK  151 - 158 -  6      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         WALL OF STEEL    139 - 150 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         PARRY-LUNGE       78 -  94 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         TOTAL PARRY       98 - 119 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      38 -  51 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  49 -  2      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  72 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  30 -  0      33  |

Turn 498 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL     14 - 16         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    37 - 21     SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 17         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  4     AIMED BLOW        11 - 14         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        8 - 11         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    1 - 10     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             42  14  2  428 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             138  72  3  326 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034     37  18  2  277 CALL THE PRIEST (4839)
WALL OF STEEL    PEACE 19-4280              47  44  2  272 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065         106  48  0  253 SIR AGLIO (2079)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    125 164  2  223 SAND DANCERS (2258)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   67  63  0  212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     LIL NOIR 62-3311           31  24  2  210 ENIGMA (4768)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757     44  48  0  195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     69  66  2  189 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was QUASAR 18-5925.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWEATCAKE 
18-8217, THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042, MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414, WILLIE BROWN 82-13201, 
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298, DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969, WIMPY WIND 28-3517, DARK MAGICIAN 
17-6417, CHIP ENSER 62-4140, and NEVERMORE 1-5260.

The least popular fighter this week was MARCINKO 97-961.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIR VIVOR 10-4065, TOOFLESS 2-5103, JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575, MAGENTA 
3-5711, HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398, EM 15-3737, MARCIANO 96-1446, ADAM 7-4830, WALL OF 
GLASS 11-5534, and MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  4 0  SUNSET(21)           6  1 1  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            3  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  1 0  IAYE(30)             2  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  2 1  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       7  3 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  DWES EG(82)         13 16 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  3 0  RODEKI(42)           6  8 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         14 15 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            46  40  2  199  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             50  15  0  199  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         91  57  1  244  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         67  55  1  213  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 73  65  3  424  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           28  12  2  151  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              138  72  3  326  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           24  26  0   64  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                46  48  3  155  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          106  48  0  253  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  34  18  2  224  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    33  24  1  228  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 141  6   60  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          61  56  1  251  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        12  10  0   85  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          27  21  3  196  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           69  47  1  242  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               47  44  2  272  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    32  21  0  204  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 CROCONAW 24-4475            29  14  1  207  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           21   8  0  197  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          39  51  1  204  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         36  20  3  224  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             44  47  1  186  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 ANACONDA 31-1255            29  29  0  175  BUSHMASTERS (1323)         CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      37  18  2  277  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           85  63  0  188  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        56  65  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           41  22  3  298  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              81  26  1  232  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     16   0  0   84  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 113  1  196  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           52  42  1  189  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     38  51  3  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  16  0  188  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               69 109  0  168  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 PLUTO 50-329                33  18  1  117  MASTER BLASTERS (3542)     SNOWBOUND
 NUNZIO 51-4799              42  14  2  428  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 RYRELEE 59-478              32  18  1  176  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   45  23  0  245  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       16   4  0   98  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  63  38  0  249  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             40  30  0  205  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PISTOL 65-6205              58  54  1  231  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     77  40  2  207  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             40  24  1  206  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          34   9  0  242  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     125 164  2  223  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         34  33  2  133  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              47  52  1  123  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               35  20  0  228  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    19   8  5  137  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             50  28  5  202  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE