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Date   : 09/27/2005    Duedate: 10/10/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-499

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    687  428  8 61.6   13 IN COLD BLOO 75/5136  891  786 10 53.1
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
  2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  108   68  2 61.4      DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978                
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SAILS OF CHARON 63/5133               
  3 CORPS 74/3405        2714 1715 52 61.3      LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          14 QUBIT 10/4490        1107  999 10 52.6
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
  4 KA-POW! 15/3970      1199  789 13 60.3      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     VERMIN 72/3068                        
  5 RAPTURE 82/4961       488  344  7 58.7   15-DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    43   40  0 51.8
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           MASTER BLASTERS 50/3542               
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           BUSHMASTERS 31/1323                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    16 LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   29   28  0 50.9
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    17 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  704  682 10 50.8
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
  6 THE JERKS 10/5022     131   92  0 58.7      SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
  7-MEOW MIX 21/4519      188  133  4 58.6   18 THE TEAM 1/83         554  539  8 50.7
    BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033                      DEATH SQUAD 9/72                      
  8 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    207  155  3 57.2      CHOP SAKI SHOP 76/2341                
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                 19 ENIGMA 62/4768        264  264  3 50.0
  9 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   16   12  0 57.1      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144                  ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
 10 FIRE DECK 38/5130     393  326  3 54.7      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                     20-CHAOTICDISOR 33/5138  274  275  3 49.9
    WATER DECK 24/4935                       21 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   41   42  0 49.4
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                      TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                  
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                  22 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  240  256  2 48.4
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                    23-LEGALESE 75/4658      268  290  3 48.0
    THE INEPTS 33/419                           HEROESANDFOUNDONES 17/4487            
    LET'S DUEL! 17/5137                         THE REPUBLICANS 22/114                
 11 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    15   13  0 53.6      LEGALESE 60/5016                      
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                   24 FANTASIA 1/4914       926 1030 10 47.3
 12 BOXES 60/4147        1621 1421 20 53.3      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                     END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647               YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     37 PIMPS 9/4318           56   79  0 41.5
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        RESSURRECTION 82/4941                 
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747                
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
 25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  892  994 16 47.3      IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876               
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             
 26 MID EARTH 29/1543     159  179  2 47.0      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
 27-BLACK & BLUE 4/5135    19   22  1 46.3      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                         PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
 28 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  700  853  8 45.1      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
 29 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  233  284  0 45.1      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    38 ELFQUEST 11/4928       91  136  1 40.1
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 30 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  164  200  2 45.1   39 GWAR 77/3147           27   41  0 39.7
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   40 RONIN 51/3400          15   24  1 38.5
 31 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   31   38  1 44.9   41 PUNCH-OUT! 56/5151     18   30  0 37.5
 32 NUTS 82/5134           17   21  0 44.7   42 MEN 29/4412           770 1448 14 34.7
    WASTELAND II 7/1947                         JOHNS 5/3510                          
    BLAH TEAM 9 82/5149                         ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    JUST DON'T CARE 5/5150                      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       HABIT 78/4547                         
 33 WIND STORM 1/2757      58   73  0 44.3      STORIES 49/2835                       
 34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    745  949  6 44.0      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                      MIKES 14/3982                         
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                43 I MAGI 21/5146          3    6  0 33.3
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652             44 BLUE MOON 9/3907      525 1083  5 32.6
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      269  346  1 43.7   45 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   91  193  0 32.0
 36-SEA DOGS 96/5140        3    4  0 42.9   46 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   13   32  0 28.9

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Marcinko and Toofless close the gap on Flinglebits--but is it too late?  One turn to
go!

Turn 9 Standings
================
Flinglebits -         599
Toofless -            404
Marcinko -            264
Jhadzia Shimmermoon -  83
Sir Richard -          47
Strongest #3 -         35
Picky Urchin -         23

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings on a foggy morning, my friends!

     Tribal Council was avoided by Blood Oath.  Furtive Reruns was our most
challenged warrior, according to Novgorodny Vir.  Strangely, Mr. Reruns does not seem
to be a member of this arena at all.  That's odd.  Maybe he's a bookmaker; they get
challenged a lot.  If so, he sure has a strange name.
     There were five TV challenge fights this cycle.  Mind you, there may have been
more than five TV challenges made.  If, for example, the challenged party didn't show
up on fight day, then the challenge would have been wasted.
          NUNZIO (51-4799) (42-14-2,428) of BOY O'S TV challenged PEACE (19-4280)
(47-44-2,272) of DRUNKEN TOAD.  NUNZIO devastated PEACE in an action packed 2 minute
mismatched Challenge Title fight.  Nunzio has held the title for a while now.  This
formidable lunger doesn't just sit on his laurels, either.  He uses his TV challenge
every cycle.  Now if he would just write a column, he would be perfect.
          TOM THUMB (35-3791) (27-4-1,239) of THE BEARS TV challenged JOHNNY B GOODE
(32-4034) (37-18-2,277) of CALL THE PRIEST.  TOM THUMB handily defeated JOHNNY B
GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Well done, Mr. Thumb!  And this puts
a stop to Mr. Goode's unexpected and apparently unwanted rise in the ranks.  His
recognition rating is now 196.  A little more realistic?
          MAX FACTOR (74-3690) (34-9-0,242) of CORPS TV challenged POPE (5-4090) (73-
65-3,424) of JOHNS.  MAX FACTOR devastated POPE in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge contest.  Hmm.  Looks like Mr. Factor was hoping to learn some new skills.
I hope Pope taught him a few.
          THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (28-12-2,151) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged TATIANA
SEASPRITE (11-4951) (31-42-0,107) of SCARLET  KNIGHTS.  THIRD OMEN demolished TATIANA
SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.  That doesn't look to me like a very
brave challenge.
          VALERIAN (82-17255) (13-2-0,78) of SUPERIOR FORCES IS TV challenged WETBOX
(60-5229) (18-14-1,90) of BOXES.  VALERIAN savagely defeated WETBOX in an exciting 2
minute bloody Challenge struggle.  That was a good fight.  Wet gave Valerian a run
for his money.
     What's Belial up to?  Since he's our second-ranked warrior and a former Tower
Guardian, I wonder if Nunzio will challenge him next?  Our Aimed Blow stylemaster had
a random matchup.  BELIAL (7-3838) (138-72-3,326) of WICKED MARTYRS fought ATLANTIS
(1-855) (43-66-7,189) of THE TEAM.  BELIAL demolished ATLANTIS in an exciting 1
minute mismatched match.  You know, I think this man is feared.  I don't think Nunzio
will challenge him.
     Naturally, our overall popularity leader is Ho-Chan the Axe.  ELENDUR (29-2013)
(63-55-1,222) of MID EARTH fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (125-164-2,223) of SAND
DANCERS.  ELENDUR was vanquished by HO-CHAN THE AXE in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
match.  I should think so.  If anyone could make Ho-Chan's blue and tan outfit with
the excessive amount of fringe look super-masculine, it is the high-elven floaty
powder-blue stuff Elendur wore into the arena.  Elendur, by the way, is our top
Parry-Riposter, and Ho-Chan is our top Striker.  I think Ho-Chan should write a
column.
     Image Enhancer, who was our top Parry-Riposter last cycle, was killed this time
out.  It was a random match, so I presume there are no hard feelings.  IMAGE ENHANCER
(18-3757) (44-48-0,195) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MANTISSA (82-9324) (17-5-0,178) of
MATMATICA.  IMAGE ENHANCER was slain by MANTISSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
Crowd pleasing?  Surely not.  Anyway, I have sent Ms Enhancer a portfolio of autumn
leaves pressed in beeswax, and a pumpkin pie.
     This cycle's favorite warrior was Dr Boerner.  DR BOERNER (17-5383) (27-21-
3,196) of 82ND ILLINOIS fought PICKY URCHIN (33-3152) (30-16-0,156) of THE INEPTS.
DR BOERNER was luckily beaten by PICKY URCHIN in an action packed 4 minute bloody
bout.  I note that Picky Urchin is a participant in the scumfest although he is the
lowest ranked.  Apparently he was trying to scum during this fight.
     Our least and second least popular warriors this turn:  Scumfest leaders
Flinglebits and Sir Vivor.  FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (52-16-0,188) of TUFT-TASTIC!
challenged SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (106-48-0,253) of SIR AGLIO.  FLINGLEBITS was
viciously subdued by SIR VIVOR in a 62 minute Challenge competition.  Since they were
in the same fight, neither warrior gained an advantage over the other in the
competition, though they did put a bigger distance between themselves and everyone
else.  Is this the last turn of the Scumfest?  If so, then Flinglebits is the
unofficial winner (it won't be official, of course, until announced in a spotlight).
I look forward to a statement by Flinglebits explaining his methods of prolonging his
fights, what he likes the best about scumming, which opponents were the most
difficult for him, and how it feels to be the grand winner!
     Well, that's all for this cycle.  Of course I'll be chatting with you again in a
fortnight.  Have a happy!

                               Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NUNZIO 51-4799              43  14  2  443  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              139  72  3  334  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 KING BEAR 35-3629           42  22  3  307  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-SPUD 33-5159                50  24  0  279  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          107  48  0  270  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           70  47  1  261  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  64  38  0  260  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           28   4  1  260  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   46  23  0  257  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          35   9  0  257  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         92  57  1  250  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-AXIS OF EVIL 22-5827        51  30  0  247  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         51  19  0  246  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 GORDON 36-4536              82  26  1  245  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 NORAF 82-3856               36  20  0  243  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 PISTOL 65-6205              59  54  1  241  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  35  18  2  240  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     126 164  2  238  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           23   8  0  232  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   57  40  0  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       74  39  2  229  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 VIGO 18-6086                45  16  0  227  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         68  55  1  226  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   68  67  0  223  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CROCONAW 24-4475            30  14  1  222  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    68  63  0  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   42  45  0  220  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    33  21  0  218  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      70  66  2  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     78  40  2  216  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SULACCO 4-5128              39  41  2  216  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            31  23  1  216  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           22   8  0  216  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 ACK VERT 18-7429            51  40  1  213  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PERSEUS 72-1612             41  24  1  213  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          40  51  1  213  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANTISSA 82-9324            18   5  1  210  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    84  77  1  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           46  44  0  208  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         54  37  1  207  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DALLAS 18-6860              34  35  0  207  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          61  57  1  206  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         56  44  3  206  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       44  32  1  206  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             51  15  0  205  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   62  60  3  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPUTTER 82-15095            46  33  1  204  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ED 209 5-3955               42  49  4  204  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 2 PHAT 72-5064              36  18  1  204  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      30  16  2  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           86  63  0  203  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        50  44  0  203  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         36  21  3  202  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    68  77  0  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             50  29  5  201  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        37  46  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EVERSTORM 69-641            64  66  2  200  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          29  12  3  200  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 GARGANTUA 3-647             69  58  1  199  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           48  20  1  199  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 ATLANTIS 1-855              43  67  7  199  THE TEAM (83)              MORDANT
-HEARSAY 75-2721             39  39  3  199  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  17  0  198  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          41  36  0  198  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 POPE 5-4090                 73  66  3  197  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    53  50  5  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PEACE 19-4280               47  45  2  197  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      27  14  0  197  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 QRAPPY 10-4761              61  69  1  196  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      37  19  2  196  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           36  32  0  196  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
-LARCENY 75-2720             45  39  0  195  LEGALESE (4658)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 NECRON 13 9-2674            41  36  1  195  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            38  38  1  195  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          33  29  0  195  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         58  56  1  194  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            46  41  2  194  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    33  25  1  194  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            31  25  2  194  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 FINALITY 82-4063            25  11  1  194  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 AURORA 1-5864               34  29  1  193  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      57  82 17  192  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        56  66  0  192  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   43  40  0  192  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 GORDIAN 63-2104             40  31  0  192  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     38  52  3  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       26  16  1  192  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       53  56  1  191  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        42  37  1  191  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PATRIOT 82-11164            35  27  1  191  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 JIMBY 42-3777               65  55  1  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ELENDUR 29-2013             63  56  1  190  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          46  89  4  190  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  43  37  0  190  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 UNOC 82-12676               25  20  0  190  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           52  43  1  188  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        50  45  1  188  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       36  47  0  187  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        21   9  1  187  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 JESUS 82-5459               58  38  3  185  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          40  23  1  185  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        31  16  0  185  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 VERRA 1-5306                51  51  1  184  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      44  49  0  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      54  49  0  183  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  28  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BRUCE 51-3906               32  35  2  183  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            47  55  0  182  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 NEPHRON 30-4147             44  48  1  182  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 114  1  181  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     27  29  2  181  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YURA DED MAN 9-2801         49  44  6  180  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     35  26  1  180  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 JOHN 29-4177                56  84  0  179  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          53  53  0  179  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DOAMER 18-2265              39  46  1  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          27  22  3  178  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SIRTON 82-9190              24  14  0  178  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 QUIETUS 10-5165             36  19  1  177  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 KHIRZA 7-1862              133 150  3  176  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            68  74  4  176  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    36  21  2  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-ANACONDA 31-1255            29  29  0  175  BUSHMASTERS (1323)         CHIMLEVTAL
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        43  49  0  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        24  37  0  174  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         33  16  0  173  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-LACHES 60-5642              33  34  0  172  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          32  19  1  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         31   5  0  168  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         52  70  3  165  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     22   9  0  165  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           38  33  3  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    37  44  0  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            24  10  0  164  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           79  52  0  163  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                47  48  3  163  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          37  12  3  163  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ASSUR 18-7821               21  55  2  163  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    16   2  1  163  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       46  44  1  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  34  0  155  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOFFA 49-3185               69 110  0  154  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CARNAL 21-5388              43  38  0  154  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         16  12  0  154  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           29  12  2  153  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TITANIA 65-5835             26  17  0  152  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 SLAKE 82-12993              17  20  0  152  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OBITER DICTA 60-5860        28  32  1  150  LEGALESE (5016)            ARADI
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           22   9  1  150  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        10   1  0  149  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 WEYLUND 82-3660             24  15  1  148  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 RYRELEE 59-478              32  19  1  144  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         13   8  0  144  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              48  52  1  143  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 MARK 5-4088                 46  93  2  143  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  14  10  0  142  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           31  17  1  141  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-CLAW 21-5337                28   9  2  139  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 DRAGON LEE 76-1127          23  16  0  139  CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341)      SIMTAKKA
 SLY 97-1279                 16  12  8  139  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    19   9  5  138  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 FALCON 82-11173             18   7  1  138  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 BUBBA 7-4833                32  73  0  137  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  25  16  0  137  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           14  10  0  134  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     39  30  2  133  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 ING 41-3532                 24  17  1  133  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           36  29  0  132  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 POTOMACC 21-5489            33  36  0  131  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         34  28  1  130  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TELA 30-2973                27  21  1  130  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HARMONY 82-26932            17   7  2  130  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         47  66  0  126  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-STARBREAKER 32-4039         29  13  1  126  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         38  47  1  121  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       28  29  3  120  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   49  37  2  118  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         34  34  2  117  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
-PLUTO 50-329                33  18  1  117  MASTER BLASTERS (3542)     SNOWBOUND
 QUASAR 18-5925              35  44  0  115  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   31  43  0  112  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 GYRADOS 24-4476             23   8  0  111  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       17   4  0  110  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 ELLYN 82-8983               12  14  0  110  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        44  60  1  107  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOOCHY 60-6079             19   8  0   99  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       11   4  0   99  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         33  11  0   98  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-DINGIL BILL 38-4428         22  31  0   97  JINDA-BAN (4177)           CLIFFHOME
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     17   0  0   97  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 JERICO 7-4862               29  69  0   96  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-AFFLICTED 61-2494           26  15  0   93  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
-CYCLONE 4-2008              23  24  0   93  FURY'S EDGE (3368)         JHELUM
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              21  16  0   92  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 VALERIAN 82-17255           14   2  0   92  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        13  10  0   92  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103      12   2  1   92  DEATH STUDS IX (4978)      DWES EG
 RUG BURN 18-3702            30  62  4   91  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    20  13  0   91  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        15   3  0   91  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONAHAR 24-3006             16   9  0   90  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 A BOY NAMED SUE 82-29323    19  11  1   89  BLAH TEAM 9 (5149)         DWES EG
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         30  38  1   87  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-ELIZA PIGERON 11-5222       23  18  0   87  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     13   4  1   86  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 WETBOX 60-5229              18  15  1   85  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
-GNEISS GUY 46-3787          17  34  0   85  BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899)  ARDIVENT
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       34  37  0   84  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-JOE POOLE 24-4534           21  20  0   83  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
-ACHILLES 17-6612            22   6  1   82  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         25  35  1   81  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        11  14  0   81  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           27  26  2   80  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-T. ZER 9-5011               17  10  2   79  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SCOURGE 18-7847             22  13  0   78  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-REVEUR 4-5896               18  22  2   78  DREAMERS (5065)            JHELUM
 SKYWISE 11-5687             31  38  1   77  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       29  34  2   77  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     34 105  1   76  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-HORNS 21-5770               15  10  0   76  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 QUINTAL 18-8341             23   7  2   75  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DAZEY 21-5904               19  16  0   75  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DARK STAR 30-4468           22   7  1   74  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          19  27  2   73  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
-IVAN MASHMINAPLP 10-5513    20  11  1   72  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
-GO-FER 26-4444              16  22  2   72  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 WARTORTLE 24-4521           16   5  1   72  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-RONSEVAN 74-3866            14  30  0   72  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHIP-WOOD 78-2425           20  11  0   71  TREE PEOPLE (4424)         LIN TIRIAN
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           25  26  0   69  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-WOMAN AT THE WELL 18-8583   19  12  0   69  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-WOODEN ARROW 15-4619        19  12  0   69  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
-BAUMGARTEN 21-4670          18  13  2   69  I MAGI (5146)              SUNSET
 VASSAL 18-7637              27  16  2   68  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        23  15  2   68  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 ADAM 7-4830                 31  74  2   67  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           23  43  0   67  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DAIMYO 51-4219              20  12  3   66  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 FONZ 74-3332                16   6  1   65  LAME ALLIANCES (4747)      DAYLA KIV
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   14   6  0   65  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      46  44  0   64  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 BENSI DURN 62-4141          27  19  1   64  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
-FREEDA 30-4485              16  15  0   63  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
 JONES 14-1283               28 142  6   62  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MAGENTA 3-5711              52  89  0   61  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       8   4  3   61  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           25  87  0   58  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 BAGMAN 4-5890               20  16  1   58  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        21  17  0   57  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    29  13  0   55  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 COCAINE 78-2311             27  77  0   55  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-KID QUICK 56-3846           16   5  2   55  PUNCH-OUT! (5151)          ROCANIS
 THE IMPECCABLE PIG 5-3818   16   6  0   54  JUST DON'T CARE (5150)     KALTOS
 EM 15-3737                  25  43  0   53  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 FISTS OF FURY 51-4302       15   8  1   53  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 FRANK 3-5707                48  94  1   51  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   37  59  0   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ORAL B 82-10020             14   6  0   50  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         20  44  0   48  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417       13   5  0   47  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         14  10  1   45  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      20  17  0   44  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MCARTHUR 17-6611            16   8  0   43  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-MAJOR ANGER 7-5676          17   8  0   39  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         13  15  1   39  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019       6  13  0   39  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 WASP 96-1335                 8   4  3   38  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      21  18  2   37  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BERTHA 30-4469              21   8  1   37  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-MABON 82-10314               1  15  0   33  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            10   2  4   31  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   7  0   30  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398      7   5  3   22  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757     44  49  0 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052   MANTISSA 82-9324       499

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

#3 -- Let's try this again.... -- Jhadzia

Ho-Chan -- Ok oldie, you're trippin.  Stay away from me or I might have to cut you up
with jeweler's precision (at least you might get slimmer and look better then). --
Krista

Lady L -- Geez!  I guess I must have touched a nerve or something.  I will be limping
along for now. -- #3

Quid Pro Quo -- Exactly so, you see. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Duck Rubber -- I being to think you may be too old for this.  But thank you for
helping me get a little closer to a winning record. -- Lethe

Elkin Hemrock -- Uh...you're named after a tree?  We had hemrocks around our
graveyard back home. -- Bensi Durn

Herpes the Lubvug -- Ah.  It must be the frongs. -- Chip Enser

Squirrel Killer -- (recoiling)  You'd murder a cute little squirrel that hadn't done
anything more than gnaw a hole in the attic and fill it with nuts?  Gosh. -- Bron
Chollu

Jones -- Wow, your record really IS pathetic. -- Nolan Orgel

Image Enhancer -- Well, you enhanced your image in our fight all right.  It was a
good fight though, don't you think?  Seemed like we were pretty evenly matched and
the crowd always likes all those fancy moves.  Hey, it was fun too. -- Khirza

15 September 2005
                             HAMMER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT

     Be it known from the highest mountains to the darkest alleys of Alastari that
the veteran manager known far and wide as Hammer has now officially retired from
sponsoring contests as of September 15, 2005.
     What a long time ago was a fun motivated activity to help promote our common
DM/D2 gaming interest in an effort to promote the growth and competitiveness of
selected arenas has become a far from fun experience.
     In other words Hammer has had it!
     The combination of real life situations interfering with the time needed to
effectively sponsor a contest, plus the attitudes expressed during such sponsorship
interference has led to Hammer closing his personal coin coffers and retiring from
his planned sponsorship of any future contests.
     There are others in our close knit gaming community who are well able to step up
to the plate and continue sponsoring contests that make the basic game a fun
experience for all those who choose to compete and interact in such future endeavors.
     Hammer thanks all managers both active and inactive who helped to make the
Hammer sponsored contests a historical and entertaining experience well worth the
time, effort and money spent over the past several years.
     May the Cheers and the Jeers of future contests build upon the legacies of those
who have paved the way in years gone by to help make this game what it is today.
     Hammer has no regrets for the part he has played in that history.

19 September 2005
I'd like to say hello to everyone I know that is still around after my being gone for
five years.  Hope to see you all on the sands, and may your weapons strike true and
your shields protect you (except, of course, against MY warriors *grin*)!! -- Lord
Xiang, D2-101

26 September 2005
Regarding the Regional News:
     If any of y'all glance at it and find some arenas are behind, rest assured I'll
get them caught up next time around.  I was trying to unsnarl the darned thing, but
it was just getting worse, so I decided gradual and partial was better than not at
all or ever. -- The Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NUNZIO devastated PEACE in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
TOM THUMB handily defeated JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAX FACTOR devastated POPE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
THIRD OMEN demolished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
VALERIAN savagely defeated WETBOX in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
GOLDWRAP slimly won victory over PYGMY SHREW in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SIR RICHARD vanquished MARCINKO in a popular 7 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
BIG STRONG MAN was vanquished by ACK VERT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COUCH POTATO beat ED 209 in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
COLWYN QUICKSILVER demolished FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
SIGHTBLINDER was viciously subdued by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
PIPE BOMB overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
GRAY WIND viciously subdued QUID PRO QUO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge bout.
KRISTA HONORBLADE was handily defeated by RATTLESNAKE SHAKE in a 1 minute bout.
UNOC was devastated by SULACCO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BAYLEFYRE overpowered CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLINGLEBITS was viciously subdued by SIR VIVOR in a 62 minute Challenge competition.
LLOSMIC LLAMMER was defeated by MIGHTY MITE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge duel.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON outwaited STRONGEST #3 in a dull 14 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SECOND OMEN overpowered CHIMPANZEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY vanquished KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ELKIN HEMROCK vanquished RUG BURN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DARK THUNDER viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
HOT SAUCE JONES was beaten by CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
PIT FIGHTER was handily defeated by BLOODY MOUTH in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIANO was defeated by FRANK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SUDDEN DEATH was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
VASSAL overpowered BERTHA in a popular 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SUDSY DEODORANT was beaten by SUPERIOR II in a popular 1 minute bout.
DANGER BOX slimly lost to AUDIE MURPHY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
SPOTTED PONY overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GORDON devastated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BELIAL demolished ATLANTIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE vanquished JIM PENGOUIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
KING BEAR overcame CRIMSON BLUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
ELENDUR was vanquished by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
PISTOL vanquished CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
QRAPPY was savagely defeated by DALLAS in a action packed 3 minute bloody conflict.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD handily defeated BLACK MESSIAH in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
GARGANTUA was overpowered by LADY LUCK in a action packed 7 minute one-sided battle.
NORAF overpowered LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
AURORA was demolished by SYRANO BLOODBANE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
ROAD TO DAKAR subdued DARQ SPIRIT in a popular 3 minute fight.
EBONSKAITH was overcome by CHOKING CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered NEPHRON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERSIANA JONES was devastated by VIGO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NEVERMORE was subdued by WIMPY WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
DR BOERNER was luckily beaten by PICKY URCHIN in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING defeated SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM handily defeated JESUS in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
CARPET BURN was vanquished by EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
COOKIE SNORT handily defeated RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
IMAGE ENHANCER was slain by MANTISSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
TOOFLESS luckily beat LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
JIMBY was overpowered by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JUST A JOB TO DO vanquished SIRTON in a 3 minute brutal one-sided match.
QUIETUS lost to MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a popular 1 minute fight.
FINALITY slimly lost to W.T. POOH in a action packed 16 minute bloody match.
MATA HARI was beaten by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute gory match.
2 PHAT overpowered BRUCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PERSEUS bested GENEVIEVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
PATRIOT was demolished by CROCONAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
NECRON 13 savagely defeated JOHN in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
GORDIAN slimly lost to SPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
THE NOTHING subdued CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 1 minute duel.
ROMUALD B TUNE was overpowered by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GOOBATRON handily defeated CARNAL in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
CORKSCREW overpowered GUARDIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
RYRELEE was subdued by ASSUR in a action packed 1 minute fight.
VERRA overpowered DRAGON LEE in a 1 minute uneven match.
WILLY T MAC was subdued by CHRISSEL in a popular 1 minute contest.
VIOLENT VOLE demolished HOFFA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KHIRZA vanquished PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT was overpowered by SCHWETTY OLIVES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LETHE demolished GYRADOS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SLAKE was overpowered by SWINGDADDY-O in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUP O'PIZZA handily defeated TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHEPHERD MOON was demolished by FALCON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PUDDING PARADE was viciously subdued by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 7 minute bout.
GLITTER MARKS was vanquished by MAN O' WAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
MARK was overpowered by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DALI PARTON savagely defeated HARMONY in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
DOAMER viciously subdued BLACK ORC in a action packed 1 minute bloody melee.
BLACK ARCHER was demolished by POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute uneven match.
DIRT WORM defeated BLAK MASK in a action packed 5 minute gruesome duel.
ING overpowered S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
BUBBA demolished QUASAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
LOCKED IN won victory over TELA in a popular 1 minute conflict.
COL SALOMON was overpowered by TITANIA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELLYN was devastated by IN-BRED BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
F. TIM viciously subdued POTOMACC in a exciting 2 minute gruesome melee.
SLY overpowered JERICO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GOUT GOUT was subdued by WEYLUND in a action packed 2 minute bloody contest.
DUCK RUBBER viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS devastated ROGUE 7 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWEATCAKE lost to A BOY NAMED SUE in a 1 minute bout.
SMOOCHY overpowered JONES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WILLIE BROWN viciously subdued FUZZY BUZZCUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
SQUIRREL KILLER demolished BAGMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
COCAINE was devastated by SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
FONZ was unbelievably bested by SCOURGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by WARTORTLE in a exciting 5 minute bloody bout.
BENSI DURN was vanquished by TERRIBLE TWO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHIP ENSER overcame ORAL B in a 1 minute battle.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE won victory over EM in a monotonous 4 minute melee.
FISTS OF FURY was overpowered by THIRD BASE SPOCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE IMPECCABLE PIG was overpowered by LIGHTNING XLV in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ON THE WASHER was overpowered by LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DAIMYO was beaten by MANAGER TC'S in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome battle.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was overpowered by DAZEY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOLY SCHLITZ was overpowered by DARK TYPHLOSION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
2 + 2 = 4 bested HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 4 minute bout.
ADAM vanquished MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
SQUEEZE CHEESE was viciously subdued by DARK STAR in a exciting 3 minute brutal fray.
WASP was overpowered by STRONGBOW in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FURTIVE RETURNS was savagely defeated by NOLAN ORGEL in a 2 minute bloody duel.
BRON CHOLLU was vanquished by QUINTAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
L'ORC BLEU defeated BART WELLENS in a 2 minute bloody bout.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was handily defeated by DONAHAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  62         AIMED BLOW       159 - 107 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 35         LUNGING ATTACK   329 - 265 -  7      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   31         SLASHING ATTACK  158 - 157 -  6      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         WALL OF STEEL    139 - 151 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         PARRY-LUNGE       83 -  94 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     20         TOTAL PARRY      103 - 120 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  47 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         PARRY-STRIKE      37 -  53 -  2      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  78 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  28 -  0      35  |

Turn 499 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     7 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK    29 - 33         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 10     AIMED BLOW        12 - 16         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  9         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     17 - 14     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   18 - 17     
PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NUNZIO 51-4799             43  14  2  443 BOY O'S (4027)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             139  72  3  334 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065         107  48  0  270 SIR AGLIO (2079)
SLASHING ATTACK  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242  46  23  0  257 METAL MELTDOWN (3862)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    126 164  2  238 SAND DANCERS (2258)
WALL OF STEEL    ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978      74  39  2  229 KA-POW! (3970)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   68  63  0  221 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     70  66  2  217 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     LIL NOIR 62-3311           31  25  2  194 ENIGMA (4768)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            63  56  1  190 MID EARTH (1543)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DR BOERNER 17-5383.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAY WIND 
6-5201, LADY LUCK 18-2925, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, DARK STAR 30-4468, WARTORTLE 
24-4521, FINALITY 82-4063, PUDDING PARADE 42-3902, PYGMY SHREW 29-3743, BLAK MASK 
21-5935, and THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042.

The least popular fighter this week was FLINGLEBITS 46-2836.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIR VIVOR 10-4065, CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186, JHADZIA 
SHIMMERMOON 11-3921, EM 15-3737, STRONGEST #3 40-173, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, WASP 
96-1335, HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052, MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130, and ON THE WASHER 82-10019.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  4 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  5 0  IAYE(30)             2  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  3 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  6 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  9 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         18 16 1  
TALCAMA(18)         21 11 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  4 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       44  32  1  206  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             51  15  0  205  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         92  57  1  250  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         68  55  1  226  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ED 209 5-3955               42  49  4  204  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            31  23  1  216  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              139  72  3  334  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           25  26  0   69  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 NECRON 13 9-2674            41  36  1  195  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          107  48  0  270  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         51  19  0  246  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    33  25  1  194  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 142  6   62  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       74  39  2  229  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        13  10  0   92  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          27  22  3  178  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           70  47  1  261  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               47  45  2  197  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    33  21  0  218  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 CROCONAW 24-4475            30  14  1  222  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           22   8  0  216  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          40  51  1  213  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         36  21  3  202  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             44  48  1  182  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        15   3  0   91  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      37  19  2  196  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           86  63  0  203  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        56  66  0  192  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           42  22  3  307  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GORDON 36-4536              82  26  1  245  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     17   0  0   97  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 114  1  181  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           52  43  1  188  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        37  46  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  17  0  198  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               69 110  0  154  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              43  14  2  443  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 RYRELEE 59-478              32  19  1  144  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   46  23  0  257  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       17   4  0  110  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  64  38  0  260  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             40  31  0  192  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PISTOL 65-6205              59  54  1  241  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           36  32  0  196  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     78  40  2  216  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            24  10  0  164  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 PERSEUS 72-1612             41  24  1  213  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          35   9  0  257  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     126 164  2  238  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DRAGON LEE 76-1127          23  16  0  139  CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341)      SIMTAKKA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     39  30  2  133  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              48  52  1  143  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               36  20  0  243  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    19   9  5  138  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             50  29  5  201  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE