AD Date : 10/11/2005 Duedate: 10/24/2005 TALAHYA DM-100 TURN-500 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 690 429 9 61.7 DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978 THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973 2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 111 69 2 61.7 DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551 PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953 VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 14 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 26 23 0 53.1 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233 3 CORPS 74/3405 2719 1716 52 61.3 15 QUBIT 10/4490 1114 1003 10 52.6 THE BEARS 35/2674 VERMIN!! 82/4315 BOY O'S 51/4027 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 BABES 36/3876 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 THE CREAM 3 96/5141 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016 4 KA-POW! 15/3970 1201 789 13 60.4 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620 BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 VERMIN 72/3068 5 MEOW MIX 21/4519 190 133 4 58.8 JOKA MASHER 82/3791 BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033 16 ARENA FELINE 12/1060 130 123 0 51.4 6 RAPTURE 82/4961 493 350 7 58.5 17 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 43 41 0 51.2 MATMATICA 82/4965 MASTER BLASTERS 50/3542 ENVENOMED 82/4693 BUSHMASTERS 31/1323 WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152 ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 18-LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 29 28 0 50.9 GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 19 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 709 686 10 50.8 1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411 I AM SUCK 82/4760 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959 ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970 WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936 I AM SUCK 97/5055 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019 7 THE JERKS 10/5022 132 94 0 58.4 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 8 BRETHREN OF 25/5058 18 13 0 58.1 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931 20 THE TEAM 1/83 554 543 8 50.5 BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144 DEATH SQUAD 9/72 9 BLOOD OATH 30/4879 209 155 3 57.4 CHOP SAKI SHOP 76/2341 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 21 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250 44 44 0 50.0 10 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 17 14 0 54.8 TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/4179 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126 TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659 11 FIRE DECK 38/5130 399 330 4 54.7 22-CHAOTICDISOR 33/5138 274 275 3 49.9 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 23 ENIGMA 62/4768 267 269 3 49.8 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 ALCHEMY 18/4818 WATER DECK 24/4935 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051 OLD SCHOOL 41/5128 THE INEPTS 33/419 24 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 242 256 2 48.6 INTO THE SWIM 97/5145 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 LET'S DUEL! 17/5137 25 FANTASIA 1/4914 934 1038 10 47.4 12 BOXES 60/4147 1625 1421 20 53.3 END OF THE LINE 82/4956 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 MAGIC REALM 24/4987 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 13 IN COLD BLOO 75/5136 893 788 10 53.1 THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993 CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 HARE CONTROL 59/4869 THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 SUNNYDALE 82/4324 MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 THE SABBATS 82/5006 26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 907 1012 16 47.3 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 PARKO RAMA 82/4867 27 MID EARTH 29/1543 159 182 2 46.6 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747 28 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 167 202 2 45.3 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 270 346 1 43.8 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 36 WIND STORM 1/2757 58 76 0 43.3 THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 37-SEA DOGS 96/5140 3 4 0 42.9 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 38 RONIN 51/3400 16 24 1 40.0 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928 92 140 1 39.7 29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 701 853 8 45.1 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866 30 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 236 289 0 45.0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 40 GWAR 77/3147 27 45 0 37.5 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943 31-BLAH TEAM 9 82/5149 17 21 0 44.7 41-PUNCH-OUT! 56/5151 18 30 0 37.5 JUST DON'T CARE 5/5150 42 MEN 29/4412 774 1458 14 34.7 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 JOHNS 5/3510 32 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 31 39 1 44.3 ARROGANCE 18/2741 33 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 752 951 6 44.2 WHY KNOT 63/2669 LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 HABIT 78/4547 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 STORIES 49/2835 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 MIKES 14/3982 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 43-I MAGI 21/5146 3 6 0 33.3 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 44 FURY'S EDGE 4/3368 1 2 0 33.3 34 PIMPS 9/4318 65 82 0 44.2 45 BLUE MOON 9/3907 527 1087 5 32.7 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007 SAND DANCERS 75/2258 RESSURRECTION 82/4941 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020 LAS VEGAS II 82/4964 46 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 91 196 0 31.7 IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876 47 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 13 33 0 28.3 '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT TRAINING DAY! by Adeolar "Blackwood" Marianka Ardivent (8 years ago): Times were tough, for a manager at least, trying to make the rounds and physically be present at THREE arenas running simultaneously. Andoria was not a large country, but the distances between Andor, Aruak City, and Ardivent are not something you can cover on horseback every two weeks and still be sane. But Adeolar was not only a priestess of the sun, but also a skilled sorceress, a wizard of more talent than she'd let on to. So, teleporting was her mode of transit. On this particular day, she was at her guildhouse in Ardivent. She liked Ardivent, although its arena was bloodier than she was used to, because she had great friends there. Generalissimo Puerco, Technogeek, and of course, wise old Fandil. Circling her newest creation, she had to wonder if it would work. As a manager "scumming" was something relatively novel to her, and something she hadn't quite mastered. She'd experimented with golems and even had a few tough warriors, but none of them could win like she'd wanted. All her golems were witless, and it showed. This particular vessel however was more like a machine, one to be commanded. Double-checking the entry hatch, she wiped off some grease, latched the armor plate shut, and stood back to admire her work. It was a suit of plate armor. But it was not just ANY armor, nothing had existed like it before. Inside was an intricate network of pulleys, levers, and magical hydraulic controls. Its hands, feet, even neck moved appropriately, albeit slowly, to pass for human. But there was nothing to control it, and the space inside was particularly tiny. Nobody could climb inside to wield the infernal contraption...except one person. That person was a Karragit, a swamp-dweller, named Flinglebits! A small two foot tall lizard man from northern Alastari, he was a feisty, but intelligent little scaly guy. He was fiercely loyal, but with a bit of a mental complex related to his size. If he could have been a gladiator, he would have, just to show 'oversized' people that size doesn't matter. His large bulging round eyes (which he'd lick with his long tongue to keep them moist), and his long dog-like snout, were something he felt shouldn't be laughed at. But size does matter to the Gladiatorial Commission, who had set a minimum height for its gladiators of 4'11". But things were going to change. "Ready to give it a try?" Adie asked, turning to the Karragit. She'd gotten the wild idea to create a locomotive automaton with a driver inside when she'd first met Flinglebits. His skinny frame and grubby little hands were deft and quite perfect for the job. "YES!" he squeaked, puffing out his chest. Adie showed him how to climb in and explained how the levers work. It was quite complicated actually, and the heavy suit toppled over more than a few times as Flinglebits tested the workings. But fight day was coming up soon though, and there wasn't a lot of time for practice. Flinglebits' first outing into the arena was a bit of a flop. He managed to walk out in the contraption, but once the fight started, he tried to actually swing and fight back against his opponent. The rigorous exertion was more than the hydraulic systems could handle, and the controls were jerky and incapable of keeping up with Flinglebit's quick responses. After 20 minutes, the vessel toppled over due to imbalance, with steam clogging up its innards! Adie and Flinglebits quickly learned the device had limited applicability. But it COULD carry a lot of weight (it was very powerful), and it COULD move efficiently enough to parry attacks quite well. They thickened up the armor and sent it out again with an appropriate game plan.... Since that day, Flinglebits has been a dominant taunter on the arena sands! Talking through his microphone while on the sands, he'd laugh at and jeer his feeble foes over the years, annoying them to the point they'd collapse from exhaustion as they uselessly hacked at his quarter inch thick steel frame. Safe inside his suit of power armor which has been slowly upgraded over time, Flinglebits would, through the years, become the most potent "scum" to ever step onto the sands. So it is with pride, that on this recent day in the modern era, Flinglebits proved the dominance and endurance of his unstoppable power armor by outlasting and defeating every single one of his scum contest foes. Unfortunately, Flinglebits' power armor is not up to par with the skill of top end immortal gladiators, who just beat the snot out of his expensive gear until it no longer functions properly. Repairs are not cheap, and it may be he goes into retirement again. Regardless, he will always be remembered as one of the winningest warriors of all of Adie's teams.... REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Greetings, my friends. Let's see...Death Squad was most avoided by Solaran Berserk. Wimpy Wind was the most challenged warrior. PERSEUS (72-1612) (41-24-1,213) of DEADLY RAGE II challenged WIMPY WIND (28-3517) (40-51-1,213) of THE PENTARCHY. PERSEUS was viciously subdued by WIMPY WIND in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. Heh! That looked to me like a young hotshot going after an old fart for skills and an easy win. Maybe he got the skills, too, but he didn't get his win. There was just one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (46-23-0,257) of METAL MELTDOWN TV challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (139-72- 3,334) of WICKED MARTYRS. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Now that the scumfest is over (isn't it? Am I right?), what was our longest fight? TOOFLESS (2-5103) (51-15-0,205) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS challenged W.T. POOH (33-4430) (86-63-0,203) of SNOTZI'S II. TOOFLESS savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a tiresome 480 minute brutal Challenge fight. Not bad! I suspect this may have been a challenge left over from the scumfest. As you might guess, Toofless is by far our least popular warrior. I thank Adie for the spotlight, but I'm sorry to see that Flinglebits didn't compete today. I wanted to see the brave little guy in "action" again. LOCKED IN (32-4049) (31-17-1,141) of CALL THE PRIEST challenged CHIMPANZEE (82- 12985) (13-8-0,144) of ANIMAL CRACKERS. LOCKED IN dispatched CHIMPANZEE in an exciting 1 minute Challenge fray. This was a thrilling fight! We didn't know what to expect from these two spectacular warriors! A jug of orange juice and a yellow smiley-face necktie have been sent to Chimpanzee to cheer him up after his death. And another young hotshot risked it all and paid the (nearly) ultimate price. MARCIANO (96-1446) (10-2-4,31) of THE CREAM 3 challenged MESSENGER BIRD (30-4414) (21-18-2,37) of GAMEHENDGE. MARCIANO was executed by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Marciano, for your death today you will receive a purple and orange flowered Bonsurian shirt and Lily the Light, a barmaid/nurse who will spend the day with you, giving you massages as needed and making hot chocolate. Nunzio remains our Tower Guardian this cycle after defeating Michelle Rrostarr. NUNZIO (51-4799) (43-14-2,443) of BOY O'S fought MICHELLE RROSTARR (60-4763) (42-45- 0,220) of ARADI'S DEAD. NUNZIO overpowered MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict. Well done. Write a column, Nunzio. Either that, or challenge Rattlesnake Shake. He'll write a column. What a pleasure it is to see Ho-Chan win! HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (126-164- 2,238) of SAND DANCERS fought 2 PHAT (72-5064) (36-18-1,204) of VERMIN. HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame 2 PHAT in an exciting 3 minute duel. Masterful dueling! Was this a scum sympathy vote? You decide. TOUCHDOWN TALON! (96-1072) (19-9- 5,138) of ARCANE BOWL challenged PUDDING PARADE (42-3902) (38-34-0,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE. TOUCHDOWN TALON! unbelievably bested PUDDING PARADE in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. Personally, I think Pudding Parade just kissed a couple of babies before the fight. Well well, this is a mighty short report. Here's my unasked-for advice: dress warmly. These autumn days can make you think they're warmer than they really are. You don't want to be the first one on your block with a cold and a sore throat. Galen THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY NUNZIO 51-4799 44 14 2 453 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KING BEAR 35-3629 43 22 3 320 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 47 23 0 302 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI TOM THUMB 35-3791 29 4 1 280 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 65 38 0 276 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS SIR VIVOR 10-4065 108 48 0 272 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT COUCH POTATO 3-2985 93 57 1 272 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI LADY LUCK 18-2925 71 47 1 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA MAX FACTOR 74-3690 36 9 0 268 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV GORDON 36-4536 83 26 1 259 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 127 164 2 255 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN NORAF 82-3856 37 20 0 255 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG PISTOL 65-6205 60 54 1 249 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 75 39 2 241 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN -COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342 35 18 2 240 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 69 63 0 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA VIGO 18-6086 46 16 0 235 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 79 40 2 230 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC WIMPY WIND 28-3517 41 51 1 230 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 57 44 3 226 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 23 8 0 225 BRETHREN OF SIN (5058) LYRATILAN JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 85 77 1 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA EBONSKAITH 15-3824 62 57 1 224 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN SULACCO 4-5128 40 41 2 223 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM TOOFLESS 2-5103 52 15 0 219 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA PIPE BOMB 82-8012 49 20 1 219 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG MANTISSA 82-9324 19 5 1 219 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 45 32 1 218 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 38 46 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 37 21 3 218 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR -SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 33 21 0 218 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET -GRAY WIND 6-5201 31 23 1 216 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL DALLAS 18-6860 35 35 0 215 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 69 77 0 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA BLONDIE 36-5723 31 25 1 213 BABES (3876) JHANS MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 51 44 0 212 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 28 14 0 212 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 34 25 1 211 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 31 16 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA JIMBY 42-3777 66 55 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 47 89 4 207 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921 44 37 0 206 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 38 19 2 206 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT MARCINKO 97-961 51 29 5 205 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE SIR RICHARD 11-4051 51 20 0 205 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY GOLDWRAP 82-11886 23 9 0 205 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 68 68 0 204 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 62 61 3 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703 44 40 0 204 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 43 37 1 204 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 70 67 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA BRUCE 51-3906 33 35 2 202 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS UNOC 82-12676 26 20 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG W.T. POOH 33-4430 86 64 0 201 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND POPE 5-4090 74 66 3 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 51 45 1 200 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS CROCONAW 24-4475 30 15 1 200 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT EVERSTORM 69-641 64 67 2 199 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC STRONGEST #3 40-173 56 115 1 199 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU QRAPPY 10-4761 62 69 1 198 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT -FLINGLEBITS 46-2836 52 17 0 198 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 42 46 0 198 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI GORDIAN 63-2104 41 31 0 198 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI -DANGER BOX 60-4963 41 36 0 198 BOXES (4147) ARADI 2 PHAT 72-5064 36 19 1 198 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 68 56 1 197 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 54 38 1 197 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI ED 209 5-3955 42 50 4 197 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS BLISS 74-2940 41 30 0 197 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAYLA KIV THE NOTHING 1-3297 34 29 0 197 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT FINALITY 82-4063 25 12 1 197 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG BELIAL 7-3838 139 73 3 196 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR PEACE 19-4280 47 46 2 196 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA PERSEUS 72-1612 41 25 1 196 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 37 47 0 196 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI -GENEVIEVE 68-3561 36 32 0 196 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693 34 20 0 196 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179) KHALHUMS SUPERIOR II 75-760 29 13 3 196 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 22 9 1 196 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR SPECTER 3-736 72 68 1 195 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY PATRIOT 82-11164 36 27 1 195 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG AURORA 1-5864 34 30 1 195 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT -SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 58 56 1 194 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 53 51 5 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 57 41 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA ALVIN YORK 3-6156 46 45 0 193 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI NAJA 39-2825 34 23 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN -BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 57 82 17 192 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA NEPHRON 30-4147 45 48 1 192 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE LIL NOIR 62-3311 31 26 2 192 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 26 17 1 192 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS SPUTTER 82-15095 46 34 1 191 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG SECOND OMEN 6-5642 38 12 3 191 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 56 67 0 190 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL NEVERMORE 1-5260 46 42 2 190 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT GARGANTUA 3-647 69 59 1 189 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI ELENDUR 29-2013 63 57 1 188 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR DR BOERNER 17-5383 28 22 3 188 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR JESUS 82-5459 59 38 3 187 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 45 49 0 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA GOOBATRON 7-5026 38 39 1 187 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR ACK VERT 18-7429 51 41 1 186 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA MAN O' WAR 15-4517 40 24 1 186 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 38 53 3 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 38 29 0 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI KHIRZA 7-1862 134 150 3 185 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR VERRA 1-5306 51 52 1 185 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT -PICKY URCHIN 33-3152 31 16 0 185 THE INEPTS (419) NIATOLI ISLAND CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 53 57 1 182 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG NECRON 13 9-2674 41 37 1 182 DEATH SQUAD (72) ZUKAL CARPET BURN 3-5698 54 53 0 181 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 54 50 0 181 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TYNILEAUS SHADOWWO 46-2763 48 33 1 180 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT HO HUM HO 18-7884 39 33 3 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 35 26 1 180 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI QUIETUS 10-5165 37 19 1 179 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT JOHN 29-4177 56 85 0 178 MEN (4412) LAPUR ATLANTIS 1-855 43 68 7 178 THE TEAM (83) MORDANT POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 33 19 1 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 25 37 0 176 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247 16 3 1 176 SCHWETTY FOODS (4973) DWES EG MATA HARI 41-3812 52 44 1 175 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI -ANACONDA 31-1255 29 29 0 175 BUSHMASTERS (1323) CHIMLEVTAL YURA DED MAN 9-2801 49 45 6 174 DEATH SQUAD (72) ZUKAL DOAMER 18-2265 39 47 1 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 27 30 2 173 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY DALI PARTON 18-3274 53 70 3 172 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA CORKSCREW 1-4743 47 56 0 172 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT LETHE 9-4782 47 49 3 170 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 36 22 2 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI CLAW 21-5337 29 9 2 170 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET THIRD OMEN 6-5862 30 12 2 169 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL LOCKED IN 32-4049 32 17 2 167 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 31 6 0 167 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT CHRISSEL 70-5208 24 11 0 167 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 11 1 0 167 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB DIRT WORM 82-2315 80 52 0 165 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 37 45 0 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA TITANIA 65-5835 27 17 0 163 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 68 75 4 162 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI ASSUR 18-7821 21 56 2 162 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLAK MASK 21-5935 23 9 1 161 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET WILLY T MAC 82-5925 16 13 0 161 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 43 50 0 159 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 20 9 5 157 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 18 4 0 157 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE F. TIM 78-2315 49 52 1 156 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN HOFFA 49-3185 69 111 0 155 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR GUARDIAN 82-16527 15 10 0 153 RESSURRECTION (4941) DWES EG CARNAL 21-5388 43 39 0 152 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 15 10 0 152 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG SLAKE 82-12993 17 21 0 151 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 46 45 1 150 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 38 35 0 147 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI WEYLUND 82-3660 24 16 1 147 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 22 10 0 147 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG RYRELEE 59-478 32 20 1 144 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS SIRTON 82-9190 24 15 0 143 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG HARMONY 82-26932 18 7 2 143 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG MARK 5-4088 46 94 2 142 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS TELA 30-2973 27 22 1 141 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 13 9 0 141 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 26 16 0 140 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG CERASTES 39-3181 24 16 1 138 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN -FALCON 82-11173 18 7 1 138 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 39 31 2 137 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH STEWART 50-3127 27 12 0 137 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND GYRADOS 24-4476 24 8 0 134 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 14 10 0 134 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF -POTOMACC 21-5489 33 36 0 131 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET ING 41-3532 24 18 1 131 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI DRAGON LEE 76-1127 23 17 0 130 CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341) SIMTAKKA PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 50 37 2 129 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI BUBBA 7-4833 32 74 0 129 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR COL SALOMON 17-5290 39 47 1 128 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR VALERIAN 82-17255 15 2 0 128 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG QUASAR 18-5925 35 45 0 126 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 34 29 1 123 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 44 61 1 122 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 47 67 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA GOUT GOUT 18-7948 36 30 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 34 35 2 121 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 32 43 0 118 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY -PLUTO 50-329 33 18 1 117 MASTER BLASTERS (3542) SNOWBOUND CAT TAGIOUS 12-5900 31 17 5 117 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB ELLYN 82-8983 13 14 0 117 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 28 30 3 112 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA SLY 97-1279 16 13 8 108 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 12 4 0 101 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -SMOOCHY 60-6079 19 8 0 99 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI -DARK THUNDER 6-5397 33 11 0 98 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL ROGUE 7 4-5813 21 17 0 95 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103 13 2 1 94 DEATH STUDS IX (4978) DWES EG -AFFLICTED 61-2494 26 15 0 93 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 14 4 1 93 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG CYCLONE 4-2008 23 25 0 92 FURY'S EDGE (3368) JHELUM DONAHAR 24-3006 17 9 0 92 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 15 3 0 91 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JERICO 7-4862 29 70 0 90 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 20 14 0 89 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -A BOY NAMED SUE 82-29323 19 11 1 89 BLAH TEAM 9 (5149) DWES EG ADAM 7-4830 32 74 2 88 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR HORNS 21-5770 16 10 0 88 BLACKEST PRIDE (4033) SUNSET CHIP ENSER 62-4140 20 27 2 87 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 35 105 1 85 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR QUINTAL 18-8341 24 7 2 85 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA -WETBOX 60-5229 18 15 1 85 BOXES (4147) ARADI -GNEISS GUY 46-3787 17 34 0 85 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899) ARDIVENT -JOE POOLE 24-4534 21 20 0 83 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 12 14 0 83 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE SWEATCAKE 18-8217 28 26 2 82 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -VOLTO LEENI 75-3038 15 37 0 82 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN SALTY CROC 75-2662 8 3 1 81 IN COLD BLOOD (5136) JADE MOUNTAIN LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 25 36 1 80 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA DARK STAR 30-4468 23 7 1 80 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 30 34 2 79 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI -TASSALTER 32-4112 14 36 1 79 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776) ARVAT -SCOURGE 18-7847 22 13 0 78 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 15 6 0 77 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 26 26 0 76 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS -DAZEY 21-5904 19 16 0 75 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET ORAL B 82-10020 15 6 0 75 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG MOOCH 4-2347 22 10 0 74 FURY'S EDGE (3368) JHELUM SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 47 44 0 73 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND BERTHA 30-4469 22 8 1 72 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE BAGMAN 4-5890 21 16 1 72 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM -IVAN MASHMINAPLP 10-5513 20 11 1 72 SPRINGBORN (3219) KOLACT WARTORTLE 24-4521 16 6 1 72 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT -RONSEVAN 74-3866 14 30 0 72 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAYLA KIV MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 22 18 3 71 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 21 17 0 71 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI EM 15-3737 26 43 0 69 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477) MALCORN -BAUMGARTEN 21-4670 18 13 2 69 I MAGI (5146) SUNSET FONZ 74-3332 17 6 1 69 LAME ALLIANCES (4747) DAYLA KIV WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 34 38 0 68 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY -VASSAL 18-7637 27 16 2 68 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 30 39 1 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN STRONGBOW 11-5686 23 44 0 66 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY -DAIMYO 51-4219 20 12 3 66 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS -SASQUATCH COWBOY 36-6491 18 7 4 65 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (3117) JHANS RUG BURN 18-3702 30 63 4 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA -FREEDA 30-4485 16 15 0 63 RED DOG GANG (3836) IAYE FRANK 3-5707 48 95 1 60 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI BENSI DURN 62-4141 27 20 1 59 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS -SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 21 17 0 57 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS SKYWISE 11-5687 31 39 1 55 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY COCAINE 78-2311 27 78 0 54 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN -LURLINE GRACE 41-4164 15 9 0 54 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 25 88 0 53 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME -BULL DURHAM 5-4324 16 5 0 53 PARTY ANIMALS (4766) KALTOS -FISTS OF FURY 51-4302 15 8 1 53 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS MAGENTA 3-5711 52 90 0 52 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 37 60 0 52 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 17 1 0 52 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME BRON CHOLLU 25-4988 20 45 0 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 29 14 0 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 8 5 3 50 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE JONES 14-1283 28 143 6 48 MIKES (3982) TOBIR GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 23 16 2 47 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI YOBER 2-4537 15 6 1 47 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 13 16 1 47 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM -DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417 13 5 0 47 LET'S DUEL! (5137) ALJAFIR -PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 14 10 1 45 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS WASP 96-1335 8 5 3 45 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS ON THE WASHER 82-10019 7 13 0 41 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG MABON 82-10314 2 15 0 38 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG -SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 7 0 30 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 7 6 3 27 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE MARCIANO 96-1446 10 3 4 24 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 13 9 0 ANIMAL CRACKERS 4971 LOCKED IN 32-4049 500 MARCIANO 96-1446 10 3 4 THE CREAM 3 5141 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 500 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE RSI -- Please check my total sand time for Skumfest. After nine turns, I count 45 frustrating minutes of cheers and jeers. -- #3 #3 -- If this is addressed to me, I don't keep records going that far back. I'm sorry. -- Galen P.S. Maybe Customer Service? I always throw last turn's newsletter away after I write this turn's spyreport. Shimmermoon -- Now *that* was what I was looking for. How about a duel with weapons some time in the future? RSVP invited. -- #3 WT -- I miss your sweet honeypot. -- #3 Elendur -- Hmm, I can see you'll be a tough nut, once you get more experience. -- Ho- Chan the Axe P.S. I like my nuts either tender or crispy. Tough is boring. Gyrados -- Less of the splashing, please! -- Lethe Terrible Two -- You're a little large for your age, are you not? -- Bensi Durn Oral B -- Wow, is that an input error, or some kind of managerial trickiness, or what? -- Chip Enser Furtive Returns -- It's amazing to see someone your size attempting to be furtive. I don't think you've got it down right. -- Nolan Orgel Quintal -- I could've sworn that for a minute there, I saw five of you. -- Bron Chollu, head still ringing Krista -- (mournfully) So young to be so hard-hearted! -- Ho-Chan the Axe P.S. Actually, I believe there is some evidence supporting the hypothesis. Pork Chop Jukebox -- I liked your musical theme for our fight, but you should not stick so closely to the rhythm. It makes you predictable. -- Khirza 15 September 2005 HAMMER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT Be it known from the highest mountains to the darkest alleys of Alastari that the veteran manager known far and wide as Hammer has now officially retired from sponsoring contests as of September 15, 2005. What a long time ago was a fun motivated activity to help promote our common DM/D2 gaming interest in an effort to promote the growth and competitiveness of selected arenas has become a far from fun experience. In other words Hammer has had it! The combination of real life situations interfering with the time needed to effectively sponsor a contest, plus the attitudes expressed during such sponsorship interference has led to Hammer closing his personal coin coffers and retiring from his planned sponsorship of any future contests. There are others in our close knit gaming community who are well able to step up to the plate and continue sponsoring contests that make the basic game a fun experience for all those who choose to compete and interact in such future endeavors. Hammer thanks all managers both active and inactive who helped to make the Hammer sponsored contests a historical and entertaining experience well worth the time, effort and money spent over the past several years. May the Cheers and the Jeers of future contests build upon the legacies of those who have paved the way in years gone by to help make this game what it is today. Hammer has no regrets for the part he has played in that history. 19 September 2005 I'd like to say hello to everyone I know that is still around after my being gone for five years. Hope to see you all on the sands, and may your weapons strike true and your shields protect you (except, of course, against MY warriors *grin*)!! -- Lord Xiang, D2-101 5 October 2005 To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands. I'm back, exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. PERSEUS was viciously subdued by WIMPY WIND in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. SIR RICHARD was viciously subdued by COUCH POTATO in a 18 minute Challenge contest. KRISTA HONORBLADE subdued LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition. NEVERMORE was vanquished by PERSIANA JONES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight. STRONGEST #3 slimly lost to SIR VIVOR in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight. JOHNNY B GOODE won victory over EVERSTORM in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. AURORA was savagely defeated by BAYLEFYRE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel. GARGANTUA was overpowered by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match. TOOFLESS savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a tiresome 480 minute brutal Challenge fight. DRAGON LEE was devastated by F. TIM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY subdued KNUCKLE JAW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match. HARMONY overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. GYRADOS defeated GOUT GOUT in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel. LOCKED IN dispatched CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray. TOUCHDOWN TALON! unbelievably bested PUDDING PARADE in a 7 minute Challenge brawl. MARCIANO was executed by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. WARTORTLE was beaten by QUINTAL in a 1 minute Challenge match. NUNZIO overpowered MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict. THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout. PISTOL vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided match. SPOTTED PONY was handily defeated by TOM THUMB in a 3 minute uneven duel. CHOKING CHICKEN subdued GOLDWRAP in a popular 1 minute fight. MAX FACTOR vanquished ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match. SULACCO defeated ELENDUR in a 2 minute bout. GORDON demolished WHITE WATER HIPPO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided melee. KING BEAR viciously subdued FINALITY in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout. HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame 2 PHAT in a exciting 3 minute duel. SPECTER was overpowered by PYGMY SHREW in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight. NORAF overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match. CROCONAW was narrowly defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in a action packed 4 minute bout. ACK VERT was devastated by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel. YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was demolished by DARQ SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. BAL BURG D'ALGURD was outlasted by LADY LUCK in a exciting 7 minute match. VIGO overcame DEBBIE DOES DM in a action packed 1 minute match. THE HAPPY HOOKER beat AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 3 minute bout. ROAD TO DAKAR overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided competition. ATLANTIS was vanquished by SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided match. QUID PRO QUO narrowly defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a action packed 4 minute duel. JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON demolished GOOBATRON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute uneven conflict. QRAPPY devastated HOFFA in a 2 minute mismatched match. SALENA WARSMITH was handily defeated by BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute conflict. MARCINKO luckily beat SCHWETTY OLIVES in a popular 5 minute gruesome battle. FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered TYNILEAUS SHADOWWOOD in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. THE NOTHING won victory over WILLY T MAC in a exciting 2 minute match. CORKSCREW was handily defeated by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided bout. SNIPER BEAR demolished NECRON 13 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight. EBONSKAITH devastated SPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict. MIGHTY MITE subdued CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 2 minute battle. UNOC devastated CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. KOGITSUNE MARU demolished ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute mismatched contest. PIPPI NOSTOCKING beat NAJA in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout. PATRIOT overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched fight. MANTISSA handily defeated CHRISSEL in a 1 minute one-sided contest. PIPE BOMB overpowered SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute uneven fight. JESUS subdued LETHE in a 2 minute conflict. IMAGE ENHANCER demolished SLAKE in a 3 minute one-sided conflict. VERRA was bested by BLISS in a 2 minute fight. CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered DOAMER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl. DALLAS viciously subdued PEACE in a popular 4 minute gory bout. GORDIAN defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a action packed 1 minute melee. YELLOWJACKET overpowered YURA DED MAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle. BRUCE overpowered MATA HARI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. LIPPS MCFRENZY vanquished JOHN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. JIMBY demolished CUP O'PIZZA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. POPE overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl. QUIETUS overpowered QUASAR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict. DR BOERNER devastated CARNAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided battle. SIRTON was overcome by ELKIN HEMROCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. DALI PARTON won victory over WEYLUND in a 2 minute match. THIRD OMEN vanquished GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight. MAYLA TYL CRENA was demolished by CLAW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray. KHIRZA demolished CERASTES in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout. VIOLENT VOLE bested S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 3 minute match. DIRT WORM defeated TELA in a 2 minute fray. CARPET BURN overpowered MARK in a exciting 1 minute uneven match. RIFF-RAFF was devastated by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute one-sided bout. TITANIA beat RYRELEE in a 2 minute duel. SWINGDADDY-O lost to BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute match. ALITA THE HERBALIST vanquished LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided fray. POOPIEHEAD handily defeated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched battle. TATIANA SEASPRITE luckily beat ROGUE 7 in a popular 5 minute gory bout. STEWART handily defeated DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided melee. SLY was overpowered by VALERIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout. CAT TAGIOUS demolished CYCLONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. PORK CHOP JUKEBOX devastated SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute uneven bout. ING was devastated by BLAK MASK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee. BUBBA was devastated by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout. GUARDIAN devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle. COL SALOMON vanquished THIRD BASE SPOCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee. ELLYN demolished JERICO in a popular 1 minute uneven match. WILLIE BROWN vanquished BART WELLENS in a 1 minute uneven fray. MANAGER TC'S overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute mismatched competition. LIGHTNING XLV bested FRANK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout. DARK TYPHLOSION was vanquished by SALTY CROC in a 2 minute one-sided conflict. RUG BURN was narrowly defeated by BERTHA in a popular 3 minute brutal fight. HERPES THE LUVBUG was viciously subdued by FONZ in a action packed 2 minute match. CHASM OF IGNORANCE outwaited WALL OF GLASS in a dull 29 minute brutal duel. 2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by MOOCH in a 5 minute one-sided fight. SQUIRREL KILLER viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. COCAINE was devastated by DARK STAR in a 1 minute uneven duel. L'ORC BLEU overcame STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel. BAGMAN overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute one-sided match. NOLAN ORGEL was vanquished by ADAM in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. ON THE WASHER vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven contest. ORAL B overpowered SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. MABON demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest. BRON CHOLLU was devastated by DONAHAR in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match. SQUEEZE CHEESE overpowered MAGENTA in a 3 minute bloody one-sided bout. YOBER was vanquished by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. HOLY SCHLITZ was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute mismatched competition. HORNS vanquished BENSI DURN in a 1 minute one-sided melee. EM overpowered JONES in a 2 minute one-sided bout. WASP was defeated by SWEATCAKE in a 1 minute fight. CHIP ENSER overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle. HOT SAUCE JONES was demolished by BLOODY MOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided bout. CHICKEN HAWK slimly lost to FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 3 minute brutal melee. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 65 AIMED BLOW 155 - 109 - 1 59 | |WALL OF STEEL 32 LUNGING ATTACK 333 - 272 - 6 55 | |SLASHING ATTACK 31 SLASHING ATTACK 164 - 154 - 6 52 | |AIMED BLOW 26 TOTAL PARRY 107 - 117 - 0 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 21 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 45 - 2 47 | |PARRY-LUNGE 19 WALL OF STEEL 136 - 159 - 0 46 | |STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 81 - 98 - 0 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 36 - 51 - 2 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 74 - 1 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 30 - 0 33 | Turn 500 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 4 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 16 - 10 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 3 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 27 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 12 - 20 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK NUNZIO 51-4799 44 14 2 453 BOY O'S (4027) SLASHING ATTACK RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 47 23 0 302 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) AIMED BLOW TOM THUMB 35-3791 29 4 1 280 THE BEARS (2674) TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 108 48 0 272 SIR AGLIO (2079) STRIKING ATTACK HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 127 164 2 255 SAND DANCERS (2258) WALL OF STEEL ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 75 39 2 241 KA-POW! (3970) PARRY-LUNGE THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 69 63 0 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) PARRY-STRIKE JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921 44 37 0 206 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 70 67 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-RIPOSTE BLISS 74-2940 41 30 0 197 BLADE ZEN (4492) The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior this turn was PUDDING PARADE 42-3902. The ten other most popular fighters were SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247, CROCONAW 24-4475, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, LADY LUCK 18-2925, BAYLEFYRE 25-4373, MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880, WIMPY WIND 28-3517, GOOBATRON 7-5026, LIL NOIR 62-3311, and GYRADOS 24-4476. The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103. The other ten least popular fighters were W.T. POOH 33-4430, WALL OF GLASS 11-5534, CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186, MAGENTA 3-5711, MOOCH 4-2347, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398, BENSI DURN 62-4141, BRON CHOLLU 25-4988, and ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K MORDANT(1) 3 6 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 2 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 OSKSI(3) 2 7 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0 JHELUM(4) 4 4 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0 KALTOS(5) 1 3 0 IAYE(30) 5 1 1 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 2 0 TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 1 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 3 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0 ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 1 0 ZUKAL(9) 0 3 0 MURSKA(35) 2 0 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0 KOLACT(10) 4 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0 ARUAK CITY(11) 4 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 0 0 RIZTAB(12) 3 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 1 0 TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 1 0 MALCORN(15) 3 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 3 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0 WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 6 8 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0 ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 22 11 0 TALCAMA(18) 13 16 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 2 0 ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 3 0 SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 45 32 1 218 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT TOOFLESS 2-5103 52 15 0 219 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA COUCH POTATO 3-2985 93 57 1 272 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI SULACCO 4-5128 40 41 2 223 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM POPE 5-4090 74 66 3 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS SECOND OMEN 6-5642 38 12 3 191 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL BELIAL 7-3838 139 73 3 196 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 26 26 0 76 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS NECRON 13 9-2674 41 37 1 182 DEATH SQUAD (72) ZUKAL SIR VIVOR 10-4065 108 48 0 272 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 28 14 0 212 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 34 25 1 211 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB JONES 14-1283 28 143 6 48 MIKES (3982) TOBIR ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 75 39 2 241 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 14 10 0 134 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF DR BOERNER 17-5383 28 22 3 188 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR LADY LUCK 18-2925 71 47 1 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA PEACE 19-4280 47 46 2 196 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA CLAW 21-5337 29 9 2 170 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET CROCONAW 24-4475 30 15 1 200 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 23 8 0 225 BRETHREN OF SIN (5058) LYRATILAN WIMPY WIND 28-3517 41 51 1 230 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 37 21 3 218 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR NEPHRON 30-4147 45 48 1 192 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 38 19 2 206 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT W.T. POOH 33-4430 86 64 0 201 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 56 67 0 190 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL KING BEAR 35-3629 43 22 3 320 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY GORDON 36-4536 83 26 1 259 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 25 88 0 53 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME NAJA 39-2825 34 23 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN STRONGEST #3 40-173 56 115 1 199 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU MATA HARI 41-3812 52 44 1 175 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 38 46 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI TYNILEAUS SHADOWWO 46-2763 48 33 1 180 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT HOFFA 49-3185 69 111 0 155 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR STEWART 50-3127 27 12 0 137 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND NUNZIO 51-4799 44 14 2 453 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693 34 20 0 196 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179) KHALHUMS RYRELEE 59-478 32 20 1 144 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 47 23 0 302 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 18 4 0 157 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 65 38 0 276 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS GORDIAN 63-2104 41 31 0 198 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI PISTOL 65-6205 60 54 1 249 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 79 40 2 230 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC CHRISSEL 70-5208 24 11 0 167 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN 2 PHAT 72-5064 36 19 1 198 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD MAX FACTOR 74-3690 36 9 0 268 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 127 164 2 255 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN DRAGON LEE 76-1127 23 17 0 130 CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341) SIMTAKKA FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 39 31 2 137 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH F. TIM 78-2315 49 52 1 156 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN NORAF 82-3856 37 20 0 255 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 20 9 5 157 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS MARCINKO 97-961 51 29 5 205 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE