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Date : 10/11/2005 Duedate: 10/24/2005
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-500
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 690 429 9 61.7 DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973
2 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 111 69 2 61.7 DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 14 IRON CURTAIN 50/4351 26 23 0 53.1
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233
3 CORPS 74/3405 2719 1716 52 61.3 15 QUBIT 10/4490 1114 1003 10 52.6
THE BEARS 35/2674 VERMIN!! 82/4315
BOY O'S 51/4027 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
BABES 36/3876 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
4 KA-POW! 15/3970 1201 789 13 60.4 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238 VERMIN 72/3068
5 MEOW MIX 21/4519 190 133 4 58.8 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033 16 ARENA FELINE 12/1060 130 123 0 51.4
6 RAPTURE 82/4961 493 350 7 58.5 17 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 43 41 0 51.2
MATMATICA 82/4965 MASTER BLASTERS 50/3542
ENVENOMED 82/4693 BUSHMASTERS 31/1323
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 18-LUROCIANS VI 60/4279 29 28 0 50.9
GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 19 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 709 686 10 50.8
1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
I AM SUCK 82/4760 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
I AM SUCK 97/5055 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
7 THE JERKS 10/5022 132 94 0 58.4 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
8 BRETHREN OF 25/5058 18 13 0 58.1 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931 20 THE TEAM 1/83 554 543 8 50.5
BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144 DEATH SQUAD 9/72
9 BLOOD OATH 30/4879 209 155 3 57.4 CHOP SAKI SHOP 76/2341
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 21 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250 44 44 0 50.0
10 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 17 14 0 54.8 TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/4179
HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126 TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659
11 FIRE DECK 38/5130 399 330 4 54.7 22-CHAOTICDISOR 33/5138 274 275 3 49.9
NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 23 ENIGMA 62/4768 267 269 3 49.8
GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 ALCHEMY 18/4818
WATER DECK 24/4935 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
ARCANE BOWL 96/5051 OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
THE INEPTS 33/419 24 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 242 256 2 48.6
INTO THE SWIM 97/5145 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062
LET'S DUEL! 17/5137 25 FANTASIA 1/4914 934 1038 10 47.4
12 BOXES 60/4147 1625 1421 20 53.3 END OF THE LINE 82/4956
BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909
2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910
DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 MAGIC REALM 24/4987
THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107
TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
13 IN COLD BLOO 75/5136 893 788 10 53.1 THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907
LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993 CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 SUNNYDALE 82/4324
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 THE SABBATS 82/5006
26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 907 1012 16 47.3 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
27 MID EARTH 29/1543 159 182 2 46.6 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747
28 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 167 202 2 45.3 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 270 346 1 43.8
FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 36 WIND STORM 1/2757 58 76 0 43.3
THE BLOODBANES 21/4851 37-SEA DOGS 96/5140 3 4 0 42.9
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 38 RONIN 51/3400 16 24 1 40.0
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 39 ELFQUEST 11/4928 92 140 1 39.7
29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 701 853 8 45.1 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
30 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 236 289 0 45.0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 40 GWAR 77/3147 27 45 0 37.5
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
31-BLAH TEAM 9 82/5149 17 21 0 44.7 41-PUNCH-OUT! 56/5151 18 30 0 37.5
JUST DON'T CARE 5/5150 42 MEN 29/4412 774 1458 14 34.7
SANDS OF TIME 38/4666 JOHNS 5/3510
32 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 31 39 1 44.3 ARROGANCE 18/2741
33 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 752 951 6 44.2 WHY KNOT 63/2669
LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197 HABIT 78/4547
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 STORIES 49/2835
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 MIKES 14/3982
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 43-I MAGI 21/5146 3 6 0 33.3
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 44 FURY'S EDGE 4/3368 1 2 0 33.3
34 PIMPS 9/4318 65 82 0 44.2 45 BLUE MOON 9/3907 527 1087 5 32.7
UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
RESSURRECTION 82/4941 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856
RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366 MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020
LAS VEGAS II 82/4964 46 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 91 196 0 31.7
IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876 47 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 13 33 0 28.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
TRAINING DAY!
by Adeolar "Blackwood" Marianka
Ardivent (8 years ago):
Times were tough, for a manager at least, trying to make the rounds and
physically be present at THREE arenas running simultaneously. Andoria was not a
large country, but the distances between Andor, Aruak City, and Ardivent are not
something you can cover on horseback every two weeks and still be sane. But Adeolar
was not only a priestess of the sun, but also a skilled sorceress, a wizard of more
talent than she'd let on to. So, teleporting was her mode of transit.
On this particular day, she was at her guildhouse in Ardivent. She liked
Ardivent, although its arena was bloodier than she was used to, because she had great
friends there. Generalissimo Puerco, Technogeek, and of course, wise old Fandil.
Circling her newest creation, she had to wonder if it would work. As a manager
"scumming" was something relatively novel to her, and something she hadn't quite
mastered. She'd experimented with golems and even had a few tough warriors, but none
of them could win like she'd wanted. All her golems were witless, and it showed.
This particular vessel however was more like a machine, one to be commanded.
Double-checking the entry hatch, she wiped off some grease, latched the armor
plate shut, and stood back to admire her work. It was a suit of plate armor. But it
was not just ANY armor, nothing had existed like it before. Inside was an intricate
network of pulleys, levers, and magical hydraulic controls. Its hands, feet, even
neck moved appropriately, albeit slowly, to pass for human. But there was nothing to
control it, and the space inside was particularly tiny. Nobody could climb inside to
wield the infernal contraption...except one person.
That person was a Karragit, a swamp-dweller, named Flinglebits! A small two
foot tall lizard man from northern Alastari, he was a feisty, but intelligent little
scaly guy. He was fiercely loyal, but with a bit of a mental complex related to his
size. If he could have been a gladiator, he would have, just to show 'oversized'
people that size doesn't matter. His large bulging round eyes (which he'd lick with
his long tongue to keep them moist), and his long dog-like snout, were something he
felt shouldn't be laughed at. But size does matter to the Gladiatorial Commission,
who had set a minimum height for its gladiators of 4'11".
But things were going to change.
"Ready to give it a try?" Adie asked, turning to the Karragit. She'd gotten the
wild idea to create a locomotive automaton with a driver inside when she'd first met
Flinglebits. His skinny frame and grubby little hands were deft and quite perfect
for the job.
"YES!" he squeaked, puffing out his chest.
Adie showed him how to climb in and explained how the levers work. It was quite
complicated actually, and the heavy suit toppled over more than a few times as
Flinglebits tested the workings. But fight day was coming up soon though, and there
wasn't a lot of time for practice.
Flinglebits' first outing into the arena was a bit of a flop. He managed to
walk out in the contraption, but once the fight started, he tried to actually swing
and fight back against his opponent. The rigorous exertion was more than the
hydraulic systems could handle, and the controls were jerky and incapable of keeping
up with Flinglebit's quick responses. After 20 minutes, the vessel toppled over due
to imbalance, with steam clogging up its innards!
Adie and Flinglebits quickly learned the device had limited applicability. But
it COULD carry a lot of weight (it was very powerful), and it COULD move efficiently
enough to parry attacks quite well. They thickened up the armor and sent it out
again with an appropriate game plan....
Since that day, Flinglebits has been a dominant taunter on the arena sands!
Talking through his microphone while on the sands, he'd laugh at and jeer his feeble
foes over the years, annoying them to the point they'd collapse from exhaustion as
they uselessly hacked at his quarter inch thick steel frame. Safe inside his suit of power armor which has been slowly upgraded over time, Flinglebits would, through the
years, become the most potent "scum" to ever step onto the sands.
So it is with pride, that on this recent day in the modern era, Flinglebits
proved the dominance and endurance of his unstoppable power armor by outlasting and
defeating every single one of his scum contest foes.
Unfortunately, Flinglebits' power armor is not up to par with the skill of top
end immortal gladiators, who just beat the snot out of his expensive gear until it no
longer functions properly. Repairs are not cheap, and it may be he goes into
retirement again. Regardless, he will always be remembered as one of the winningest
warriors of all of Adie's teams....
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, my friends.
Let's see...Death Squad was most avoided by Solaran Berserk. Wimpy Wind was the
most challenged warrior. PERSEUS (72-1612) (41-24-1,213) of DEADLY RAGE II
challenged WIMPY WIND (28-3517) (40-51-1,213) of THE PENTARCHY. PERSEUS was
viciously subdued by WIMPY WIND in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. Heh! That
looked to me like a young hotshot going after an old fart for skills and an easy win.
Maybe he got the skills, too, but he didn't get his win.
There was just one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE
(60-4242) (46-23-0,257) of METAL MELTDOWN TV challenged BELIAL (7-3838) (139-72-
3,334) of WICKED MARTYRS. RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated BELIAL in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
Now that the scumfest is over (isn't it? Am I right?), what was our longest
fight? TOOFLESS (2-5103) (51-15-0,205) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS challenged W.T. POOH
(33-4430) (86-63-0,203) of SNOTZI'S II. TOOFLESS savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a
tiresome 480 minute brutal Challenge fight. Not bad! I suspect this may have been a
challenge left over from the scumfest. As you might guess, Toofless is by far our
least popular warrior.
I thank Adie for the spotlight, but I'm sorry to see that Flinglebits didn't
compete today. I wanted to see the brave little guy in "action" again.
LOCKED IN (32-4049) (31-17-1,141) of CALL THE PRIEST challenged CHIMPANZEE (82-
12985) (13-8-0,144) of ANIMAL CRACKERS. LOCKED IN dispatched CHIMPANZEE in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge fray. This was a thrilling fight! We didn't know what
to expect from these two spectacular warriors! A jug of orange juice and a yellow
smiley-face necktie have been sent to Chimpanzee to cheer him up after his death.
And another young hotshot risked it all and paid the (nearly) ultimate price.
MARCIANO (96-1446) (10-2-4,31) of THE CREAM 3 challenged MESSENGER BIRD (30-4414)
(21-18-2,37) of GAMEHENDGE. MARCIANO was executed by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge match. Marciano, for your death today you will receive a purple
and orange flowered Bonsurian shirt and Lily the Light, a barmaid/nurse who will
spend the day with you, giving you massages as needed and making hot chocolate.
Nunzio remains our Tower Guardian this cycle after defeating Michelle Rrostarr.
NUNZIO (51-4799) (43-14-2,443) of BOY O'S fought MICHELLE RROSTARR (60-4763) (42-45-
0,220) of ARADI'S DEAD. NUNZIO overpowered MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute
mismatched Title conflict. Well done. Write a column, Nunzio. Either that, or
challenge Rattlesnake Shake. He'll write a column.
What a pleasure it is to see Ho-Chan win! HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (126-164-
2,238) of SAND DANCERS fought 2 PHAT (72-5064) (36-18-1,204) of VERMIN. HO-CHAN THE
AXE overcame 2 PHAT in an exciting 3 minute duel. Masterful dueling!
Was this a scum sympathy vote? You decide. TOUCHDOWN TALON! (96-1072) (19-9-
5,138) of ARCANE BOWL challenged PUDDING PARADE (42-3902) (38-34-0,155) of COLOR ME
SUAVE. TOUCHDOWN TALON! unbelievably bested PUDDING PARADE in a 7 minute Challenge
brawl. Personally, I think Pudding Parade just kissed a couple of babies before the
fight.
Well well, this is a mighty short report. Here's my unasked-for advice: dress
warmly. These autumn days can make you think they're warmer than they really are.
You don't want to be the first one on your block with a cold and a sore throat.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NUNZIO 51-4799 44 14 2 453 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING BEAR 35-3629 43 22 3 320 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 47 23 0 302 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
TOM THUMB 35-3791 29 4 1 280 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 65 38 0 276 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 108 48 0 272 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 93 57 1 272 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
LADY LUCK 18-2925 71 47 1 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 36 9 0 268 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
GORDON 36-4536 83 26 1 259 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 127 164 2 255 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
NORAF 82-3856 37 20 0 255 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
PISTOL 65-6205 60 54 1 249 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 75 39 2 241 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
-COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342 35 18 2 240 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 69 63 0 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VIGO 18-6086 46 16 0 235 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 79 40 2 230 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 41 51 1 230 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 57 44 3 226 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 23 8 0 225 BRETHREN OF SIN (5058) LYRATILAN
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 85 77 1 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 62 57 1 224 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
SULACCO 4-5128 40 41 2 223 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
TOOFLESS 2-5103 52 15 0 219 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 49 20 1 219 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
MANTISSA 82-9324 19 5 1 219 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 45 32 1 218 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 38 46 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 37 21 3 218 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720 33 21 0 218 THE BLOODBANES (4851) SUNSET
-GRAY WIND 6-5201 31 23 1 216 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
DALLAS 18-6860 35 35 0 215 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 69 77 0 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLONDIE 36-5723 31 25 1 213 BABES (3876) JHANS
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 51 44 0 212 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 28 14 0 212 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 34 25 1 211 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 31 16 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JIMBY 42-3777 66 55 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 47 89 4 207 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921 44 37 0 206 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 38 19 2 206 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
MARCINKO 97-961 51 29 5 205 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
SIR RICHARD 11-4051 51 20 0 205 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
GOLDWRAP 82-11886 23 9 0 205 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 68 68 0 204 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 62 61 3 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703 44 40 0 204 TUFT TUGGERS (2659) ARUAK CITY
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 43 37 1 204 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 70 67 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BRUCE 51-3906 33 35 2 202 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
UNOC 82-12676 26 20 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
W.T. POOH 33-4430 86 64 0 201 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
POPE 5-4090 74 66 3 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 51 45 1 200 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
CROCONAW 24-4475 30 15 1 200 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
EVERSTORM 69-641 64 67 2 199 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
STRONGEST #3 40-173 56 115 1 199 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
QRAPPY 10-4761 62 69 1 198 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
-FLINGLEBITS 46-2836 52 17 0 198 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 42 46 0 198 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
GORDIAN 63-2104 41 31 0 198 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-DANGER BOX 60-4963 41 36 0 198 BOXES (4147) ARADI
2 PHAT 72-5064 36 19 1 198 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 68 56 1 197 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 54 38 1 197 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
ED 209 5-3955 42 50 4 197 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
BLISS 74-2940 41 30 0 197 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAYLA KIV
THE NOTHING 1-3297 34 29 0 197 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
FINALITY 82-4063 25 12 1 197 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
BELIAL 7-3838 139 73 3 196 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
PEACE 19-4280 47 46 2 196 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
PERSEUS 72-1612 41 25 1 196 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 37 47 0 196 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561 36 32 0 196 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693 34 20 0 196 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179) KHALHUMS
SUPERIOR II 75-760 29 13 3 196 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 22 9 1 196 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
SPECTER 3-736 72 68 1 195 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATRIOT 82-11164 36 27 1 195 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
AURORA 1-5864 34 30 1 195 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 58 56 1 194 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 53 51 5 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 57 41 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 46 45 0 193 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
NAJA 39-2825 34 23 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 57 82 17 192 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
NEPHRON 30-4147 45 48 1 192 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
LIL NOIR 62-3311 31 26 2 192 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 26 17 1 192 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SPUTTER 82-15095 46 34 1 191 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 38 12 3 191 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 56 67 0 190 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
NEVERMORE 1-5260 46 42 2 190 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
GARGANTUA 3-647 69 59 1 189 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
ELENDUR 29-2013 63 57 1 188 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
DR BOERNER 17-5383 28 22 3 188 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
JESUS 82-5459 59 38 3 187 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 45 49 0 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GOOBATRON 7-5026 38 39 1 187 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
ACK VERT 18-7429 51 41 1 186 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 40 24 1 186 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 38 53 3 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 38 29 0 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
KHIRZA 7-1862 134 150 3 185 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
VERRA 1-5306 51 52 1 185 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152 31 16 0 185 THE INEPTS (419) NIATOLI ISLAND
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 53 57 1 182 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
NECRON 13 9-2674 41 37 1 182 DEATH SQUAD (72) ZUKAL
CARPET BURN 3-5698 54 53 0 181 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 54 50 0 181 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TYNILEAUS SHADOWWO 46-2763 48 33 1 180 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT
HO HUM HO 18-7884 39 33 3 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684 35 26 1 180 LUROCIANS VI (4279) ARADI
QUIETUS 10-5165 37 19 1 179 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
JOHN 29-4177 56 85 0 178 MEN (4412) LAPUR
ATLANTIS 1-855 43 68 7 178 THE TEAM (83) MORDANT
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 33 19 1 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 25 37 0 176 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247 16 3 1 176 SCHWETTY FOODS (4973) DWES EG
MATA HARI 41-3812 52 44 1 175 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
-ANACONDA 31-1255 29 29 0 175 BUSHMASTERS (1323) CHIMLEVTAL
YURA DED MAN 9-2801 49 45 6 174 DEATH SQUAD (72) ZUKAL
DOAMER 18-2265 39 47 1 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 27 30 2 173 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
DALI PARTON 18-3274 53 70 3 172 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CORKSCREW 1-4743 47 56 0 172 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
LETHE 9-4782 47 49 3 170 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 36 22 2 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CLAW 21-5337 29 9 2 170 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 30 12 2 169 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
LOCKED IN 32-4049 32 17 2 167 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 31 6 0 167 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
CHRISSEL 70-5208 24 11 0 167 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 11 1 0 167 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
DIRT WORM 82-2315 80 52 0 165 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 37 45 0 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
TITANIA 65-5835 27 17 0 163 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 68 75 4 162 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
ASSUR 18-7821 21 56 2 162 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLAK MASK 21-5935 23 9 1 161 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
WILLY T MAC 82-5925 16 13 0 161 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 43 50 0 159 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 20 9 5 157 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 18 4 0 157 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
F. TIM 78-2315 49 52 1 156 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
HOFFA 49-3185 69 111 0 155 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
GUARDIAN 82-16527 15 10 0 153 RESSURRECTION (4941) DWES EG
CARNAL 21-5388 43 39 0 152 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 15 10 0 152 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG
SLAKE 82-12993 17 21 0 151 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 46 45 1 150 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 38 35 0 147 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
WEYLUND 82-3660 24 16 1 147 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 22 10 0 147 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
RYRELEE 59-478 32 20 1 144 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
SIRTON 82-9190 24 15 0 143 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
HARMONY 82-26932 18 7 2 143 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
MARK 5-4088 46 94 2 142 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
TELA 30-2973 27 22 1 141 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 13 9 0 141 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953 26 16 0 140 2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
CERASTES 39-3181 24 16 1 138 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
-FALCON 82-11173 18 7 1 138 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 39 31 2 137 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
STEWART 50-3127 27 12 0 137 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
GYRADOS 24-4476 24 8 0 134 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 14 10 0 134 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF
-POTOMACC 21-5489 33 36 0 131 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
ING 41-3532 24 18 1 131 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
DRAGON LEE 76-1127 23 17 0 130 CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341) SIMTAKKA
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 50 37 2 129 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BUBBA 7-4833 32 74 0 129 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
COL SALOMON 17-5290 39 47 1 128 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
VALERIAN 82-17255 15 2 0 128 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
QUASAR 18-5925 35 45 0 126 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 34 29 1 123 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 44 61 1 122 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 47 67 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 36 30 0 121 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 34 35 2 121 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 32 43 0 118 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-PLUTO 50-329 33 18 1 117 MASTER BLASTERS (3542) SNOWBOUND
CAT TAGIOUS 12-5900 31 17 5 117 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
ELLYN 82-8983 13 14 0 117 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 28 30 3 112 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
SLY 97-1279 16 13 8 108 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 12 4 0 101 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SMOOCHY 60-6079 19 8 0 99 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397 33 11 0 98 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
ROGUE 7 4-5813 21 17 0 95 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103 13 2 1 94 DEATH STUDS IX (4978) DWES EG
-AFFLICTED 61-2494 26 15 0 93 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 14 4 1 93 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
CYCLONE 4-2008 23 25 0 92 FURY'S EDGE (3368) JHELUM
DONAHAR 24-3006 17 9 0 92 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 15 3 0 91 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JERICO 7-4862 29 70 0 90 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 20 14 0 89 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-A BOY NAMED SUE 82-29323 19 11 1 89 BLAH TEAM 9 (5149) DWES EG
ADAM 7-4830 32 74 2 88 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
HORNS 21-5770 16 10 0 88 BLACKEST PRIDE (4033) SUNSET
CHIP ENSER 62-4140 20 27 2 87 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 35 105 1 85 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
QUINTAL 18-8341 24 7 2 85 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-WETBOX 60-5229 18 15 1 85 BOXES (4147) ARADI
-GNEISS GUY 46-3787 17 34 0 85 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899) ARDIVENT
-JOE POOLE 24-4534 21 20 0 83 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 12 14 0 83 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 28 26 2 82 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-VOLTO LEENI 75-3038 15 37 0 82 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALTY CROC 75-2662 8 3 1 81 IN COLD BLOOD (5136) JADE MOUNTAIN
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 25 36 1 80 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
DARK STAR 30-4468 23 7 1 80 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 30 34 2 79 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-TASSALTER 32-4112 14 36 1 79 FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776) ARVAT
-SCOURGE 18-7847 22 13 0 78 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 15 6 0 77 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 26 26 0 76 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
-DAZEY 21-5904 19 16 0 75 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
ORAL B 82-10020 15 6 0 75 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
MOOCH 4-2347 22 10 0 74 FURY'S EDGE (3368) JHELUM
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 47 44 0 73 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
BERTHA 30-4469 22 8 1 72 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
BAGMAN 4-5890 21 16 1 72 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
-IVAN MASHMINAPLP 10-5513 20 11 1 72 SPRINGBORN (3219) KOLACT
WARTORTLE 24-4521 16 6 1 72 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
-RONSEVAN 74-3866 14 30 0 72 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAYLA KIV
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 22 18 3 71 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 21 17 0 71 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
EM 15-3737 26 43 0 69 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477) MALCORN
-BAUMGARTEN 21-4670 18 13 2 69 I MAGI (5146) SUNSET
FONZ 74-3332 17 6 1 69 LAME ALLIANCES (4747) DAYLA KIV
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 34 38 0 68 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-VASSAL 18-7637 27 16 2 68 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981 30 39 1 67 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
STRONGBOW 11-5686 23 44 0 66 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-DAIMYO 51-4219 20 12 3 66 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
-SASQUATCH COWBOY 36-6491 18 7 4 65 LEGENDARY BASTARDS (3117) JHANS
RUG BURN 18-3702 30 63 4 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-FREEDA 30-4485 16 15 0 63 RED DOG GANG (3836) IAYE
FRANK 3-5707 48 95 1 60 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
BENSI DURN 62-4141 27 20 1 59 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS
-SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 21 17 0 57 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
SKYWISE 11-5687 31 39 1 55 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
COCAINE 78-2311 27 78 0 54 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-LURLINE GRACE 41-4164 15 9 0 54 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 25 88 0 53 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324 16 5 0 53 PARTY ANIMALS (4766) KALTOS
-FISTS OF FURY 51-4302 15 8 1 53 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
MAGENTA 3-5711 52 90 0 52 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 37 60 0 52 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 17 1 0 52 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
BRON CHOLLU 25-4988 20 45 0 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856) LYRATILAN
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 29 14 0 50 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 8 5 3 50 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
JONES 14-1283 28 143 6 48 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 23 16 2 47 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
YOBER 2-4537 15 6 1 47 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 13 16 1 47 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417 13 5 0 47 LET'S DUEL! (5137) ALJAFIR
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 14 10 1 45 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
WASP 96-1335 8 5 3 45 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
ON THE WASHER 82-10019 7 13 0 41 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
MABON 82-10314 2 15 0 38 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 7 0 30 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 7 6 3 27 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
MARCIANO 96-1446 10 3 4 24 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 13 9 0 ANIMAL CRACKERS 4971 LOCKED IN 32-4049 500
MARCIANO 96-1446 10 3 4 THE CREAM 3 5141 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 500
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
RSI -- Please check my total sand time for Skumfest. After nine turns, I count 45
frustrating minutes of cheers and jeers. -- #3
#3 -- If this is addressed to me, I don't keep records going that far back. I'm
sorry. -- Galen
P.S. Maybe Customer Service? I always throw last turn's newsletter away after
I write this turn's spyreport.
Shimmermoon -- Now *that* was what I was looking for. How about a duel with weapons
some time in the future? RSVP invited. -- #3
WT -- I miss your sweet honeypot. -- #3
Elendur -- Hmm, I can see you'll be a tough nut, once you get more experience. -- Ho-
Chan the Axe
P.S. I like my nuts either tender or crispy. Tough is boring.
Gyrados -- Less of the splashing, please! -- Lethe
Terrible Two -- You're a little large for your age, are you not? -- Bensi Durn
Oral B -- Wow, is that an input error, or some kind of managerial trickiness, or
what? -- Chip Enser
Furtive Returns -- It's amazing to see someone your size attempting to be furtive. I
don't think you've got it down right. -- Nolan Orgel
Quintal -- I could've sworn that for a minute there, I saw five of you. -- Bron
Chollu, head still ringing
Krista -- (mournfully) So young to be so hard-hearted! -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. Actually, I believe there is some evidence supporting the hypothesis.
Pork Chop Jukebox -- I liked your musical theme for our fight, but you should not
stick so closely to the rhythm. It makes you predictable. -- Khirza
15 September 2005
HAMMER ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT
Be it known from the highest mountains to the darkest alleys of Alastari that
the veteran manager known far and wide as Hammer has now officially retired from
sponsoring contests as of September 15, 2005.
What a long time ago was a fun motivated activity to help promote our common
DM/D2 gaming interest in an effort to promote the growth and competitiveness of
selected arenas has become a far from fun experience.
In other words Hammer has had it!
The combination of real life situations interfering with the time needed to
effectively sponsor a contest, plus the attitudes expressed during such sponsorship
interference has led to Hammer closing his personal coin coffers and retiring from
his planned sponsorship of any future contests.
There are others in our close knit gaming community who are well able to step up
to the plate and continue sponsoring contests that make the basic game a fun
experience for all those who choose to compete and interact in such future endeavors.
Hammer thanks all managers both active and inactive who helped to make the
Hammer sponsored contests a historical and entertaining experience well worth the
time, effort and money spent over the past several years.
May the Cheers and the Jeers of future contests build upon the legacies of those
who have paved the way in years gone by to help make this game what it is today.
Hammer has no regrets for the part he has played in that history.
19 September 2005
I'd like to say hello to everyone I know that is still around after my being gone for
five years. Hope to see you all on the sands, and may your weapons strike true and
your shields protect you (except, of course, against MY warriors *grin*)!! -- Lord
Xiang, D2-101
5 October 2005
To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands. I'm back,
exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated BELIAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PERSEUS was viciously subdued by WIMPY WIND in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
SIR RICHARD was viciously subdued by COUCH POTATO in a 18 minute Challenge contest.
KRISTA HONORBLADE subdued LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
NEVERMORE was vanquished by PERSIANA JONES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STRONGEST #3 slimly lost to SIR VIVOR in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
JOHNNY B GOODE won victory over EVERSTORM in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
AURORA was savagely defeated by BAYLEFYRE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
GARGANTUA was overpowered by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
TOOFLESS savagely defeated W.T. POOH in a tiresome 480 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DRAGON LEE was devastated by F. TIM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY subdued KNUCKLE JAW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
HARMONY overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
GYRADOS defeated GOUT GOUT in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
LOCKED IN dispatched CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fray.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! unbelievably bested PUDDING PARADE in a 7 minute Challenge brawl.
MARCIANO was executed by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WARTORTLE was beaten by QUINTAL in a 1 minute Challenge match.
NUNZIO overpowered MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute mismatched Title conflict.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE devastated MAN O' WAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PISTOL vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SPOTTED PONY was handily defeated by TOM THUMB in a 3 minute uneven duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN subdued GOLDWRAP in a popular 1 minute fight.
MAX FACTOR vanquished ED 209 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SULACCO defeated ELENDUR in a 2 minute bout.
GORDON demolished WHITE WATER HIPPO in a action packed 2 minute one-sided melee.
KING BEAR viciously subdued FINALITY in a action packed 2 minute brutal bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame 2 PHAT in a exciting 3 minute duel.
SPECTER was overpowered by PYGMY SHREW in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven fight.
NORAF overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
CROCONAW was narrowly defeated by JUST A JOB TO DO in a action packed 4 minute bout.
ACK VERT was devastated by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was demolished by DARQ SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was outlasted by LADY LUCK in a exciting 7 minute match.
VIGO overcame DEBBIE DOES DM in a action packed 1 minute match.
THE HAPPY HOOKER beat AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 3 minute bout.
ROAD TO DAKAR overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ATLANTIS was vanquished by SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUID PRO QUO narrowly defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a action packed 4 minute duel.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON demolished GOOBATRON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute uneven conflict.
QRAPPY devastated HOFFA in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SALENA WARSMITH was handily defeated by BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute conflict.
MARCINKO luckily beat SCHWETTY OLIVES in a popular 5 minute gruesome battle.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered TYNILEAUS SHADOWWOOD in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
THE NOTHING won victory over WILLY T MAC in a exciting 2 minute match.
CORKSCREW was handily defeated by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SNIPER BEAR demolished NECRON 13 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
EBONSKAITH devastated SPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MIGHTY MITE subdued CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 2 minute battle.
UNOC devastated CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
KOGITSUNE MARU demolished ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING beat NAJA in a action packed 4 minute bloody bout.
PATRIOT overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MANTISSA handily defeated CHRISSEL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
PIPE BOMB overpowered SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JESUS subdued LETHE in a 2 minute conflict.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished SLAKE in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
VERRA was bested by BLISS in a 2 minute fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered DOAMER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DALLAS viciously subdued PEACE in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
GORDIAN defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a action packed 1 minute melee.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered YURA DED MAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
BRUCE overpowered MATA HARI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LIPPS MCFRENZY vanquished JOHN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
JIMBY demolished CUP O'PIZZA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
POPE overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
QUIETUS overpowered QUASAR in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
DR BOERNER devastated CARNAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
SIRTON was overcome by ELKIN HEMROCK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
DALI PARTON won victory over WEYLUND in a 2 minute match.
THIRD OMEN vanquished GLITTER MARKS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was demolished by CLAW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
KHIRZA demolished CERASTES in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
VIOLENT VOLE bested S. MARY ROSE in a exciting 3 minute match.
DIRT WORM defeated TELA in a 2 minute fray.
CARPET BURN overpowered MARK in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
RIFF-RAFF was devastated by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TITANIA beat RYRELEE in a 2 minute duel.
SWINGDADDY-O lost to BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute match.
ALITA THE HERBALIST vanquished LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
POOPIEHEAD handily defeated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TATIANA SEASPRITE luckily beat ROGUE 7 in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
STEWART handily defeated DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SLY was overpowered by VALERIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAT TAGIOUS demolished CYCLONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX devastated SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ING was devastated by BLAK MASK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
BUBBA was devastated by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
GUARDIAN devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
COL SALOMON vanquished THIRD BASE SPOCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
ELLYN demolished JERICO in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
WILLIE BROWN vanquished BART WELLENS in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MANAGER TC'S overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute mismatched competition.
LIGHTNING XLV bested FRANK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
DARK TYPHLOSION was vanquished by SALTY CROC in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
RUG BURN was narrowly defeated by BERTHA in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was viciously subdued by FONZ in a action packed 2 minute match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE outwaited WALL OF GLASS in a dull 29 minute brutal duel.
2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by MOOCH in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
SQUIRREL KILLER viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
COCAINE was devastated by DARK STAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
L'ORC BLEU overcame STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
BAGMAN overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NOLAN ORGEL was vanquished by ADAM in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ON THE WASHER vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ORAL B overpowered SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MABON demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 2 minute one-sided contest.
BRON CHOLLU was devastated by DONAHAR in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
SQUEEZE CHEESE overpowered MAGENTA in a 3 minute bloody one-sided bout.
YOBER was vanquished by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HOLY SCHLITZ was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HORNS vanquished BENSI DURN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EM overpowered JONES in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
WASP was defeated by SWEATCAKE in a 1 minute fight.
CHIP ENSER overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
HOT SAUCE JONES was demolished by BLOODY MOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHICKEN HAWK slimly lost to FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 3 minute brutal melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 65 AIMED BLOW 155 - 109 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 32 LUNGING ATTACK 333 - 272 - 6 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 31 SLASHING ATTACK 164 - 154 - 6 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 26 TOTAL PARRY 107 - 117 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 45 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 19 WALL OF STEEL 136 - 159 - 0 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 81 - 98 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 36 - 51 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 74 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 30 - 0 33 |
Turn 500 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 16 4 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 16 - 10 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 27 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 12 - 20 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 12
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK NUNZIO 51-4799 44 14 2 453 BOY O'S (4027)
SLASHING ATTACK RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 47 23 0 302 METAL MELTDOWN (3862)
AIMED BLOW TOM THUMB 35-3791 29 4 1 280 THE BEARS (2674)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 108 48 0 272 SIR AGLIO (2079)
STRIKING ATTACK HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 127 164 2 255 SAND DANCERS (2258)
WALL OF STEEL ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 75 39 2 241 KA-POW! (3970)
PARRY-LUNGE THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 69 63 0 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921 44 37 0 206 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 70 67 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE BLISS 74-2940 41 30 0 197 BLADE ZEN (4492)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was PUDDING PARADE 42-3902. The ten other most popular fighters were
SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247, CROCONAW 24-4475, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, LADY LUCK
18-2925, BAYLEFYRE 25-4373, MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880, WIMPY WIND 28-3517, GOOBATRON
7-5026, LIL NOIR 62-3311, and GYRADOS 24-4476.
The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103. The other ten least popular
fighters were W.T. POOH 33-4430, WALL OF GLASS 11-5534, CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186,
MAGENTA 3-5711, MOOCH 4-2347, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398, BENSI DURN
62-4141, BRON CHOLLU 25-4988, and ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 6 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 2 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 2 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 2 7 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 4 4 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 3 0 IAYE(30) 5 1 1 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 1 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 3 0 MURSKA(35) 2 0 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 4 1 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 6 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 3 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 3 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 SIMTAKKA(76) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 3 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 3 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 6 8 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 22 11 0
TALCAMA(18) 13 16 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 3 0
SUNSET(21) 3 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 45 32 1 218 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 52 15 0 219 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 93 57 1 272 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SULACCO 4-5128 40 41 2 223 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
POPE 5-4090 74 66 3 200 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 38 12 3 191 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 139 73 3 196 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 26 26 0 76 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
NECRON 13 9-2674 41 37 1 182 DEATH SQUAD (72) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 108 48 0 272 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 28 14 0 212 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 34 25 1 211 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 28 143 6 48 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978 75 39 2 241 KA-POW! (3970) MALCORN
MANAGER TC'S 16-4885 14 10 0 134 IT'S JUST WRONG (4876) WILLAF
DR BOERNER 17-5383 28 22 3 188 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
LADY LUCK 18-2925 71 47 1 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 47 46 2 196 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
CLAW 21-5337 29 9 2 170 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
CROCONAW 24-4475 30 15 1 200 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
BAYLEFYRE 25-4373 23 8 0 225 BRETHREN OF SIN (5058) LYRATILAN
WIMPY WIND 28-3517 41 51 1 230 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 37 21 3 218 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 45 48 1 192 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 38 19 2 206 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 86 64 0 201 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 56 67 0 190 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
KING BEAR 35-3629 43 22 3 320 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GORDON 36-4536 83 26 1 259 BARNYARD BRUTES (4238) JHANS
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 25 88 0 53 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
NAJA 39-2825 34 23 0 193 OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233) XOCHITHLAN
STRONGEST #3 40-173 56 115 1 199 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 52 44 1 175 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 38 46 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TYNILEAUS SHADOWWO 46-2763 48 33 1 180 TUFT-TASTIC! (3250) ARDIVENT
HOFFA 49-3185 69 111 0 155 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
STEWART 50-3127 27 12 0 137 IRON CURTAIN (4351) SNOWBOUND
NUNZIO 51-4799 44 14 2 453 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693 34 20 0 196 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179) KHALHUMS
RYRELEE 59-478 32 20 1 144 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242 47 23 0 302 METAL MELTDOWN (3862) ARADI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 18 4 0 157 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931 65 38 0 276 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 41 31 0 198 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 60 54 1 249 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 79 40 2 230 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
CHRISSEL 70-5208 24 11 0 167 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN
2 PHAT 72-5064 36 19 1 198 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 36 9 0 268 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 127 164 2 255 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
DRAGON LEE 76-1127 23 17 0 130 CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341) SIMTAKKA
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 39 31 2 137 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 49 52 1 156 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
NORAF 82-3856 37 20 0 255 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 20 9 5 157 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 51 29 5 205 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE