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Date   : 10/25/2005    Duedate: 11/07/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-501

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 STAR DRECK 24/5153    123   74  1 62.4      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    691  432  9 61.5      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  113   71  2 61.4      CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123               16 IN COLD BLOO 75/5136  895  790 10 53.1
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      DEATH STUDS IX 82/4978                
  4 THEM 21/879          2722 1720 52 61.3      SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    CORPS 74/3405                            17-IRON CURTAIN 50/4351   26   23  0 53.1
    BABES 36/3876                               OPHIDIAN ORDER 39/4233                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      18 QUBIT 10/4490        1120 1008 10 52.6
  5-KA-POW! 15/3970      1201  789 13 60.4      SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    BARNYARD BRUTES 36/4238                     VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
  6-MEOW MIX 21/4519      190  133  4 58.8      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033                      TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  7 RAPTURE 82/4961       500  354  8 58.5      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       VERMIN 72/3068                        
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                        19 ARENA FELINES 4/5162  130  123  0 51.4
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       ARENA FELINES 12/1060                 
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                   20 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  715  689 10 50.9
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
  8 THE JERKS 10/5022     134   95  0 58.5      SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
  9 SANDY TOO 82/5159    1622 1180 20 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                       21-LUROCIANS VI 60/4279   29   28  0 50.9
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                  22 OF WOLF AND M 2/5152   43   42  0 50.6
 10 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    210  156  3 57.4   23 THE TEAM 1/83         555  545  8 50.5
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    DEATH SQUAD 9/72                      
 11 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   19   15  0 55.9      CHOP SAKI SHOP 76/2341                
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                24 CRUEL PET NA 40/5154  182  179  1 50.4
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144               25 DYSLEXICS UN 82/5160   95   94  1 50.3
 12 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    19   15  0 55.9   26 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   47   47  0 50.0
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/4179               
 13 FIRE DECK 38/5130     406  333  4 54.9      TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                  
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                     27 ENIGMA 62/4768        271  273  3 49.8
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    THE INEPTS 33/419                        28 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  242  258  2 48.4
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                       CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
 14 DARK TOADS 0 82/5161    7    6  0 53.8   29 FANTASIA 1/4914       942 1046 10 47.4
 15 BOXES 60/4147        1633 1426 20 53.4      END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647               THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      37-BLAH TEAM 9 82/5149    17   21  0 44.7
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      JUST DON'T CARE 5/5150                
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   38 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    759  953  6 44.3
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 30 MID EARTH 29/1543     163  182  2 47.2      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  919 1033 16 47.1   39 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      271  346  1 43.9
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  40 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   31   40  1 43.7
 32 OCT 2001 1 82/5157     19   22  1 46.3   41 WIND STORM 1/2757      58   79  0 42.3
    DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                      42 RONIN 51/3400          17   25  1 40.5
 33 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     171  202  2 45.8   43 ELFQUEST 11/4928       93  144  1 39.2
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLOODBANES 21/4851                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    44-PUNCH-OUT! 56/5151     18   30  0 37.5
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   45 GWAR 77/3147           28   48  0 36.8
 34 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  242  291  0 45.4      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    46 MEN 29/4412           778 1468 15 34.6
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
 35 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  701  854  8 45.1      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 36 PIMPS 9/4318           68   83  0 45.0      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747                      HABIT 78/4547                         
    RESSURRECTION 82/4941                       STORIES 49/2835                       
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366                 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                        MIKES 14/3982                         
    HARE CONTROL 59/4869                        JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876                  47-I MAGI 21/5146          3    6  0 33.3
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477                48-FURY'S EDGE 4/3368      1    2  0 33.3
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                        49 BLUE MOON 9/3907      530 1090  5 32.7
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                         SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                       50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   92  198  0 31.7
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                    51 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   13   34  0 27.7

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, my good friends!

     We have a new Tower Guardian.  Nunzio's TV challenge went to The Enternal Pledge 
which was just as well, since Rattlesnake Shake (who I wanted to see fight Nunzio) 
used his own TV challenge elsewhere.    NUNZIO (51-4799) (44-14-2,453) of BOY O'S TV 
challenged THE ETERNAL PLEDGE (62-2931) (65-38-0,276) of LEGENDS OF TKE.  NUNZIO was 
devastated by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute Challenge Title quick-draw Lunger 
duel.  Devastated?  Well, there is an experience difference there (but of course it 
means little since tourneys don't show).  Mr. Pledge, well done!  I hope to see a 
column from you next cycle.
     And what of the formidable Rattlesnake Shake?  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE (60-4242) (47-
23-0,302) of METAL MELTDOWN TV challenged TOM THUMB (35-3791) (29-4-1,280) of THE 
BEARS.  RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was demolished by TOM THUMB in a 1 minute one-sided 
Challenge melee.  Hmm.  This, from a warrior who once beat the amazing Wiggler in a 
tourney?  Tsk.  But of course, Tom Thumb is fairly amazing as well.  And he remains 
our top Aimed Blow practitioner.
     We had a total of five TV challenges that went through this cycle.  Here are the 
other three:
          * MAX FACTOR (74-3690) (36-9-0,268) of CORPS TV challenged NORAF (82-3856) 
(37-20-0,255) of ENVENOMED.  MAX FACTOR bested NORAF in a popular 1 minute Challenge 
contest.
          * BLONDIE (36-5723) (31-25-1,213) of BABES TV challenged DALLAS (18-6860) 
(35-35-0,215) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N.  BLONDIE was overpowered by DALLAS in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge match.
          * THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (30-12-2,169) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged PUDDING 
PARADE (42-3902) (38-35-0,147) of COLOR ME SUAVE.    THIRD OMEN vanquished PUDDING 
PARADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Mismatched, indeed.  T.O., did you 
realize you were challenging one of Suave's duffers?
     Sir Aglio was avoided by The Bears.  Good use of tools there, Papa Bear.
     SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) (16-3-1,176) of SCHWETTY FOODS  challenged MARCINKO 
(97-961) (51-29-5,205) of ROGUE WARRIOR.  SCHWETTY OLIVES was luckily beaten by 
MARCINKO in an exciting 6 minute Challenge bout.  Marcinko, contgratulations on 
taking the Top Waste title.  Mr. Olives was voted this cycle's most popular warrior, 
which may have been scum sympathy... Did you tire him out, Marcinko?  Anyway, he 
asked for it.  HE challenged YOU.
     We had a couple of deaths this cycle.  JOHN (29-4177) (56-85-0,178) of MEN 
fought DUCK RUBBER (18-7196) (47-67-0,121) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  JOHN easily killed 
DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute uneven match.  Well, it was a random match.  These things 
happen.  I've sent D.R. a basket of oranges and a ticket to the hot new comedian 
performing Fridays at the Fifth Eye.  In our second fatal fight, GREENHOUSE EFFECT 
(82-12996) (15-10-0,152) of GLOBAL WARMING fought QUASAR (18-5925) (35-45-0,126) of 
MAD SCIENTISTS.  GREENHOUSE EFFECT butchered QUASAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.  
I have sent Quasar a sympathy card signed by Sheila Greywand herself, and a ticket to 
the comedian at the Fifth Eye.
     Ho-Chan won, which is always a happy day!  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (127-164-
2,255) of SAND DANCERS fought VERRA (1-5306) (51-52-1,185) of WIND STORM.  Our 
eternal popularity leader, HO-CHAN THE AXE, beat VERRA in a popular 1 minute gruesome 
bout.
     And last but not least, it seems that the scumfest isn't quite over.  
FLINGLEBITS (46-2836) (52-17-0,198) of TUFT-TASTIC! challenged TOOFLESS (2-5103) (52-
15-0,219) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS.  FLINGLEBITS was savagely defeated by TOOFLESS in a 
dull 987 minute Challenge match.  Sixteen and a half hours.  Nice going, guys!  And 
it was considerate of you to ask that your fight be scheduled last.

                                Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  66  38  0  302  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           44  22  3  334  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           30   4  1  305  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         94  57  1  285  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           72  47  1  283  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          37   9  0  283  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          109  48  0  282  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PISTOL 65-6205              61  54  1  260  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-GORDON 36-4536              83  26  1  259  BARNYARD BRUTES (4238)     JHANS
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     128 164  2  257  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    70  63  0  251  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIGO 18-6086                47  16  0  249  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          42  51  1  244  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-ROAD TO DAKAR 15-3978       75  39  2  241  KA-POW! (3970)             MALCORN
-COLWYN QUICKSILVER 11-4342  35  18  2  240  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             53  15  0  238  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           50  20  1  236  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       46  32  1  233  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         38  21  3  233  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DALLAS 18-6860              36  35  0  231  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 2 PHAT 72-5064              37  19  1  227  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
-SULACCO 4-5128              40  41  2  223  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-SYRANO BLOODBANE 21-5720    33  21  0  218  THE BLOODBANES (4851)      SUNSET
 JIMBY 42-3777               67  55  1  217  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   63  61  3  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  45  37  0  217  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 PATRIOT 82-11164            37  27  1  217  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      39  19  2  215  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693  35  20  0  215  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179)     KHALHUMS
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      29  14  0  215  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         59  56  1  214  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MARCINKO 97-961             52  29  5  214  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 SPECTER 3-736               73  68  1  213  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 GARGANTUA 3-647             70  59  1  213  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 SPUTTER 82-15095            47  34  1  213  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 CROCONAW 24-4475            31  15  1  213  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 UNOC 82-12676               27  20  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           24   9  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    54  51  5  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATA HARI 41-3812           53  44  1  210  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BELIAL 7-3838              140  73  3  209  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         69  56  1  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 JESUS 82-5459               60  38  3  209  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         55  38  1  209  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          48  89  4  209  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   69  68  0  208  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            52  41  1  208  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   43  46  0  208  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    34  26  1  207  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        57  67  0  206  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 BLISS 74-2940               42  30  0  206  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV
 KHIRZA 7-1862              135 150  3  203  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           47  45  0  203  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 POPE 5-4090                 75  66  3  202  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          41  24  1  202  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 NORAF 82-3856               37  21  0  202  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 FINALITY 82-4063            25  13  1  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            65  67  2  201  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 ELENDUR 29-2013             64  57  1  201  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 JOHN 29-4177                57  85  1  201  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  18  0  201  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        43  38  1  201  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          62  58  1  200  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            47  42  2  200  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            31  27  2  200  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     79  41  2  199  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       38  47  0  198  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            19   6  1  198  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         57  45  3  197  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 116  1  197  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   47  24  0  197  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 NUNZIO 51-4799              44  15  2  197  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         54  70  3  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           36  32  0  196  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           23   9  0  196  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           86  65  0  195  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   58  41  0  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NECRON 13 9-2674            41  38  1  195  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      58  82 17  194  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        51  46  1  194  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             41  32  0  193  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          41  37  0  193  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
-NAJA 39-2825                34  23  0  193  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           24   9  1  193  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    85  78  1  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QRAPPY 10-4761              62  70  1  192  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 BRUCE 51-3906               33  36  2  192  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            25  11  0  192  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    69  78  0  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ED 209 5-3955               42  51  4  191  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 PERSEUS 72-1612             41  26  1  191  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 BLONDIE 36-5723             31  26  1  191  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CARNAL 21-5388              44  39  0  190  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          34  30  0  190  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          28  23  3  190  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        51  45  0  189  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            31  24  1  189  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TYNILEAUS SHADOWWO 46-2763  49  33  1  188  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  30  0  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         17  13  0  188  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       26  18  1  187  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        26  37  0  187  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       53  58  1  186  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        22  10  1  186  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      45  50  0  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        38  47  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-PICKY URCHIN 33-3152        31  16  0  185  THE INEPTS (419)           NIATOLI ISLAND
 VERRA 1-5306                51  53  1  184  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 NEPHRON 30-4147             45  49  1  184  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   44  41  0  184  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          38  13  3  183  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 QUIETUS 10-5165             38  19  1  183  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      70  68  2  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           40  33  3  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            38  40  1  182  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  16  10  1  181  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YURA DED MAN 9-2801         50  45  6  180  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 PEACE 19-4280               47  47  2  180  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-LLOSMIC LLAMMER 60-5684     35  26  1  180  LUROCIANS VI (4279)        ARADI
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           33  17  2  180  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          33  20  1  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    16   4  1  180  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         51  21  0  179  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          43  32  3  179  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
-ATLANTIS 1-855              43  68  7  178  THE TEAM (83)              MORDANT
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     38  54  3  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          29  14  3  177  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          54  54  0  176  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           31  12  2  176  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      54  51  0  175  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DOAMER 18-2265              39  48  1  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AURORA 1-5864               34  31  1  174  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      31  17  2  172  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        11   2  0  172  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    36  23  2  170  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CLAW 21-5337                29   9  2  170  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       19   4  0  170  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            47  57  0  169  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 RYRELEE 59-478              33  20  1  169  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         32   6  0  169  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 TITANIA 65-5835             28  17  0  169  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    37  46  0  167  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           80  53  0  164  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            68  76  4  164  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 LETHE 9-4782                47  50  3  162  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SLAKE 82-12993              17  22  0  162  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     23  10  0  161  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    21   9  5  159  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 F. TIM 78-2315              49  53  1  157  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         14   9  0  157  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       47  45  1  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOFFA 49-3185               69 112  0  155  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 VALERIAN 82-17255           16   2  0  155  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
-GUARDIAN 82-16527           15  10  0  153  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     27  31  2  151  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEYLUND 82-3660             24  17  1  150  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         40  47  1  148  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  36  0  148  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HARMONY 82-26932            18   8  2  148  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  27  16  0  146  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 SLY 97-1279                 17  13  8  145  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 ING 41-3532                 25  18  1  144  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 MARK 5-4088                 46  95  2  143  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       29  30  3  143  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 GYRADOS 24-4476             25   8  0  139  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ASSUR 18-7821               21  57  2  139  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
-CERASTES 39-3181            24  16  1  138  OPHIDIAN ORDER (4233)      XOCHITHLAN
-STEWART 50-3127             27  12  0  137  IRON CURTAIN (4351)        SNOWBOUND
 SIRTON 82-9190              24  16  0  137  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         34  30  1  136  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BUBBA 7-4833                32  75  0  134  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        14  10  0  134  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
-POTOMACC 21-5489            33  36  0  131  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   50  38  2  130  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FALCON 82-11173             18   8  1  130  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         47  68  0  125  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              35  46  0  125  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        43  51  0  124  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     39  32  2  122  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 DRAGON LEE 76-1127          23  18  0  122  CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341)      SIMTAKKA
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       13   4  0  122  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   32  44  0  121  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     15   4  1  121  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         34  36  2  119  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
-CAT TAGIOUS 12-5900         31  17  5  117  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 TELA 30-2973                27  23  1  117  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-ELLYN 82-8983               13  14  0  117  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           36  31  0  108  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              22  17  0  104  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         34  11  0  103  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        44  62  1  100  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      48  44  0   98  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 DARK STAR 30-4468           24   7  1   98  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     36 105  1   96  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DONAHAR 24-3006             18   9  0   96  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-LIGHTNING XLV 82-24103      13   2  1   94  DEATH STUDS IX (4978)      DWES EG
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       31  34  2   92  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CYCLONE 4-2008              23  25  0   92  FURY'S EDGE (3368)         JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        15   3  0   91  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADAM 7-4830                 33  74  2   90  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-A BOY NAMED SUE 82-29323    19  11  1   89  BLAH TEAM 9 (5149)         DWES EG
-HORNS 21-5770               16  10  0   88  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 QUINTAL 18-8341             25   7  2   87  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 WETBOX 60-5229              19  15  1   87  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 WARTORTLE 24-4521           17   6  1   86  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   16   6  0   86  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 JERICO 7-4862               29  71  0   85  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SMOOCHY 60-6079             19   9  0   85  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           27  26  0   84  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 VASSAL 18-7637              28  16  2   83  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SALTY CROC  75-2662          9   3  1   83  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
-VOLTO LEENI 75-3038         15  37  0   82  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SKYWISE 11-5687             32  39  1   81  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        12  15  0   81  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 FRANK 3-5707                49  95  1   79  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      22  17  0   79  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-TASSALTER 32-4112           14  36  1   79  FISHERMAN'S WHARF (3776)   ARVAT
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    20  15  0   78  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-DAZEY 21-5904               19  16  0   75  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-ORAL B 82-10020             15   6  0   75  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-MOOCH 4-2347                22  10  0   74  FURY'S EDGE (3368)         JHELUM
 SCOURGE 18-7847             22  14  0   74  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       34  39  0   72  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        24  16  2   72  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      22  19  3   71  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              18   4  1   71  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-ALTON 18-8297               17  18  1   70  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         31  39  1   69  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 BERTHA 30-4469              22   9  1   69  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          20  28  2   69  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
-FONZ 74-3332                17   6  1   69  LAME ALLIANCES (4747)      DAYLA KIV
-DAIMYO 51-4219              20  12  3   66  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           23  45  0   65  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BAGMAN 4-5890               21  17  1   65  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-SASQUATCH COWBOY 36-6491    18   7  4   65  LEGENDARY BASTARDS (3117)  JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     18   1  0   65  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         21  45  0   64  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-PUSSY-FOOTED 4-5772         16  16  0   64  ARENA FELINES (5162)       JHELUM
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         15  10  1   62  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 EM 15-3737                  26  44  0   61  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         25  37  1   60  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-HAILSTORM 7-5698            19   2  0   59  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           28  27  2   58  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BENSI DURN 62-4141          27  21  1   58  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           25  89  0   58  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 COCAINE 78-2311             28  78  0   57  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 YOBER 2-4537                15   7  1   57  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 RUG BURN 18-3702            30  64  4   55  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-LURLINE GRACE 41-4164       15   9  0   54  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    30  14  0   53  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BULL DURHAM 5-4324          16   5  0   53  PARTY ANIMALS (4766)       KALTOS
-FISTS OF FURY 51-4302       15   8  1   53  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 JONES 14-1283               28 144  6   48  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   37  61  0   46  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WASP 96-1335                 8   6  3   46  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       8   6  3   46  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         13  17  1   45  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019       7  13  0   41  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              52  91  0   39  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MABON 82-10314               2  15  0   38  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            10   4  4   31  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   7  0   30  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398      7   7  3   27  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196        47  68  0 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052   JOHN 29-4177           501
QUASAR 18-5925             35  46  0 MAD SCIENTISTS 4899    GREENHOUSE EFFEC 82-12 501

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

#3 -- You better challenge me quick, I may move at the split! -- Jhadzia
P.S.  Yeah, that was a fun fight, slapping each other to death!
P.P.S.  Oh, an armed contest this time?  Here I come!!!

Ho-Chan-the-Axe -- HARD HEARTED!!!  Why I... I oughta... hard hearted my ass!  Go 
jump in front of a moving carriage! -- Krista

Ho-Chan -- She's actually very kind and warm hearted. She's just got a lot of 
defenses and a thick shell to break through.  She's always been second to her older 
brothers, so be nice. -- Jhadzia Shimmermoon

Bron -- Thanks! I was just shaking my whiffle around. -- Quintal.

Cerastes -- I think we had a bit of an experience difference there.  But you fought 
well, and if I hadn't managed to draw my backup it could have gone a lot differently.  
How is Xochithlan these days?  Is the forest growing back? -- Khirza

Thanks, Bron ! I was just shaking my whiffle around. -- Quintal.

RSI -- Please check my total sand time for Skumfest.  After nine turns, I count 45 
frustrating minutes of cheers and jeers. -- #3
Total @ T500 = 51 minutes JDM

     #3 -- If this is addressed to me, I don't keep records going that far back.  I'm 
     sorry. -- Galen
     P.S.  Maybe Customer Service?  I always throw last turn's newsletter away after
     I write this turn's spyreport.

5 October 2005
To those once of Willaf -- It's time to come back to the sands.  I'm back,
exclusively at Willaf.... -- Kurd the Vivisectionist, Your Better

12 October 2005
Magic Man -- You are a fellow Canadian, are you not?  Where do you hail from?  I live
in Kelowna, B.C. -- Maximillian, 8,13, 28, 47, 54

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NUNZIO was devastated by THE ETERNAL PLEDGE in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE was demolished by TOM THUMB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MAX FACTOR bested NORAF in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
BLONDIE was overpowered by DALLAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THIRD OMEN vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GRAY WIND was devastated by SPUTTER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BAYLEFYRE lost to WIMPY WIND in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PIPE BOMB vanquished MANTISSA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
FLINGLEBITS was savagely defeated by TOOFLESS in a dull 987 minute Challenge match.
GARGANTUA overpowered SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPECTER devastated CRIMSON BLUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ELENDUR subdued CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
CROCONAW overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SIGHTBLINDER overpowered MIGHTY MITE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STRONGEST #3 was overcome by BLISS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
PATRIOT bested W.T. POOH in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SCHWETTY OLIVES was luckily beaten by MARCINKO in a exciting 6 minute Challenge bout.
MATA HARI overpowered SIR RICHARD in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
LOCKED IN overpowered LETHE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY handily defeated KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WETBOX overpowered JONES in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WARTORTLE overpowered BAGMAN in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
MARCIANO lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
VASSAL savagely defeated BERTHA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fray.
COOKIE SNORT was handily defeated by JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PISTOL overpowered BRUCE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN was savagely defeated by 2 PHAT in a popular 1 minute gory match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE beat VERRA in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
KING BEAR savagely defeated FINALITY in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
DARQ SPIRIT slimly lost to JESUS in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered DANGER BOX in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
KOGITSUNE MARU handily defeated GORDIAN in a 1 minute uneven match.
PERSIANA JONES savagely defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
JUST A JOB TO DO was handily defeated by ALITA THE HERBALIST in a 2 minute match.
VIGO overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
SIR VIVOR demolished NECRON 13 in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory uneven conflict.
LADY LUCK devastated DR BOERNER in a action packed 3 minute mismatched match.
THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated THE MADMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was demolished by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EBONSKAITH was narrowly defeated by JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON in a 3 minute bout.
THE NOTHING was handily defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KRISTA HONORBLADE was viciously subdued by DALI PARTON in a exciting 3 minute bout.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered CARPET BURN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MAN O' WAR handily defeated NEPHRON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DEBBIE DOES DM was subdued by CHRISSEL in a 2 minute brawl.
QUID PRO QUO was defeated by JOHNNY B GOODE in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
QRAPPY was demolished by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
IMAGE ENHANCER was defeated by EVERSTORM in a 1 minute duel.
LIL NOIR was devastated by BELIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SUDSY DEODORANT was handily defeated by NEVERMORE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE savagely defeated PERSEUS in a exciting 1 minute bloody duel.
BIG STRONG MAN subdued CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 1 minute conflict.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD devastated CORKSCREW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK subdued SLAKE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ACK VERT overpowered DIRT WORM in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SNIPER BEAR vanquished F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
JIMBY vanquished ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK MESSIAH bested DOAMER in a action packed 1 minute match.
ALVIN YORK devastated ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
UNOC demolished GOOBATRON in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
GOLDWRAP slimly won victory over POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
LIPPS MCFRENZY was beaten by CARNAL in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
PEACE was demolished by KHIRZA in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
POPE overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AURORA was savagely defeated by WILLY T MAC in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
SUPERIOR II lost to BLAK MASK in a popular 1 minute fight.
JOHN easily killed DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute uneven match.
VIOLENT VOLE overcame LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT butchered QUASAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HO HUM HO overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TITANIA overcame HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute fight.
ASSUR was handily defeated by VALERIAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
YURA DED MAN savagely defeated HARMONY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
SWINGDADDY-O was overpowered by SLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ELKIN HEMROCK demolished PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
QUIETUS defeated WEYLUND in a action packed 2 minute competition.
TYNILEAUS SHADOWWOOD defeated BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute bout.
CUP O'PIZZA beat IN-BRED BEAR in a action packed 1 minute battle.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by RYRELEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
COL SALOMON vanquished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
GLITTER MARKS won victory over MARK in a popular 3 minute struggle.
SHEPHERD MOON overpowered TELA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
ING vanquished DRAGON LEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WILLIE BROWN won victory over GOUT GOUT in a action packed 1 minute melee.
CHIMPANZEE handily defeated FALCON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA overpowered SIRTON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GYRADOS overcame CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
S. MARY ROSE was handily defeated by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DONAHAR devastated STRONGBOW in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
SMOOCHY was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
ROGUE 7 devastated MESSENGER BIRD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome uneven match.
YOBER lost to QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute melee.
ADAM vanquished WASP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FURTIVE RETURNS unbelievably bested JERICO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
BRON CHOLLU slimly won victory over RUG BURN in a action packed 2 minute duel.
NOLAN ORGEL handily defeated HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
WIRLITZ defeated EM in a exciting 1 minute match.
BLOODY MOUTH was unbelievably bested by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 7 minute bout.
COCAINE viciously subdued CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute gruesome contest.
SALTY CROC  viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
FRANK bested CHIP ENSER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SWEATCAKE was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK STAR devastated THIRD BASE SPOCK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LE PAIN DLG was savagely defeated by HOLY SCHLITZ in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
SCOURGE was viciously subdued by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
L'ORC BLEU savagely defeated BENSI DURN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
DARK TYPHLOSION vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a exciting 2 minute one-sided melee.
MAGENTA was overpowered by PIT FIGHTER in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was overpowered by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  60         AIMED BLOW       153 - 108 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 33         LUNGING ATTACK   329 - 281 -  6      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   30         SLASHING ATTACK  166 - 156 -  7      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         WALL OF STEEL    145 - 154 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     24         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  45 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         PARRY-LUNGE       85 -  96 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY      107 - 121 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  51 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  73 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  31 -  0      31  |

Turn 501 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     18 - 12     PARRY-LUNGE        9 - 10         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        14 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 15         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   17 - 16                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 30     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE ETERNAL PLEDG 62-2931  66  38  0  302 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)
AIMED BLOW       TOM THUMB 35-3791          30   4  1  305 THE BEARS (2674)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985        94  57  1  285 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
SLASHING ATTACK  PISTOL 65-6205             61  54  1  260 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    128 164  2  257 SAND DANCERS (2258)
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   70  63  0  251 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921  45  37  0  217 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALITA THE HERBALI 53-6693  35  20  0  215 TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            52  29  5  214 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     70  68  2  182 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
NECRON 13 9-2674, EBONSKAITH 15-3824, KING BEAR 35-3629, SALTY CROC  75-2662, DALI 
PARTON 18-3274, BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823, JERICO 7-4862, DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969, ACK VERT 
18-7429, and SIR VIVOR 10-4065.

The least popular fighter this week was TOOFLESS 2-5103.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLINGLEBITS 46-2836, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, MAGENTA 3-5711, THIRD BASE 
SPOCK 42-4167, SWEATCAKE 18-8217, HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398, WASP 96-1335, GOUT GOUT 
18-7948, DRAGON LEE 76-1127, and BUBBA 7-4833.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          4  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  3 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  2 0  LAPUR(29)            4  0 1  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  5 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  SENTERN(70)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           3  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  6 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  0 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           6  8 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         15 13 1  
TALCAMA(18)         15 17 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       46  32  1  233  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             53  15  0  238  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         94  57  1  285  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         69  56  1  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 75  66  3  202  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         59  56  1  214  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              140  73  3  209  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           27  26  0   84  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NECRON 13 9-2674            41  38  1  195  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          109  48  0  282  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  45  37  0  217  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    34  26  1  207  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 144  6   48  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          41  24  1  202  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          28  23  3  190  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           72  47  1  283  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               47  47  2  180  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           24   9  1  193  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CROCONAW 24-4475            31  15  1  213  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           23   9  0  196  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 WIMPY WIND 28-3517          42  51  1  244  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         38  21  3  233  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             45  49  1  184  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      39  19  2  215  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           86  65  0  195  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        57  67  0  206  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           44  22  3  334  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             31  26  1  191  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     18   1  0   65  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 116  1  197  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           53  44  1  210  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               67  55  1  217  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  18  0  201  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               69 112  0  155  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              44  15  2  197  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693  35  20  0  215  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179)     KHALHUMS
 RYRELEE 59-478              33  20  1  169  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   43  46  0  208  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       19   4  0  170  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  66  38  0  302  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             41  32  0  193  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 PISTOL 65-6205              61  54  1  260  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            65  67  2  201  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 CHRISSEL 70-5208            25  11  0  192  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 2 PHAT 72-5064              37  19  1  227  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          37   9  0  283  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     128 164  2  257  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DRAGON LEE 76-1127          23  18  0  122  CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341)      SIMTAKKA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     39  32  2  122  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              49  53  1  157  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           50  20  1  236  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    21   9  5  159  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             52  29  5  214  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 12 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          PETER (4-1642) of THE BAD BUNNIES
                    PHILLIP THE BIRD (40-3708) of CRUEL PET NAMES 
                  MILES HITS THE ROAD (69-7270) of CRUMBLING LEAGUE
                         ROCKWELL (7-5003) of UNDEAD ARTISTS
                          FURRY BOX (72-4314) of BRIAN LOCK
                            0001 (82-12389) of OCT 2001 1
                            0002 (82-12390) of OCT 2001 1
                      SACRIFICE (82-12669) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
                      HARRY SELDON (82-18333) of FOUNDATION ARMY
                         PSYCHO BITCH (82-18670) of SANDY TOO
                     ??RADAR?? (82-20310) of DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II
                          LITA (82-27080) of DARK TOADS 04D

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes