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Date   : 11/22/2005    Duedate: 12/05/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-503

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-HELLBORN 82/5172      123   74  1 62.4      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    STAR DRECK 24/5153                          INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
  2 THEM 21/879          2729 1723 52 61.3      LET'S DUEL! 17/5137                   
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      12 KANSANS 82/5077       994  808 12 55.2
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           SURPRISE! 29/4789                     
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           DIS-TEAM 63/3521                      
    CORPS 74/3405                               SURPRISE! 63/4736                     
    BABES 36/3876                               NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822             
    THE BEARS 48/677                            LOST SOULS II 4/2818                  
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         DIS-TEAM 33/3691                      
  3 EVENGATE 21/3909      695  439  9 61.3      STAFF DELIGHT 64/3883                 
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                   
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                       13-DARK TOADS 0 82/5174    7    6  0 53.8
  4 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  117   75  2 60.9      DARK TOADS 04D 82/5161                
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123               14 BOXES 60/4147        1653 1435 21 53.5
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
  5 RAPTURE 82/4961       509  367  8 58.1      BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      VILLAINS 82/5171                      
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155              
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                        15-IN COLD BLOO 75/5136  895  790 10 53.1
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                     16 QUBIT 10/4490        1128 1022 10 52.5
    WESTSIDE CONNECTED 82/5170                  SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
  6-SANDY TOO 82/5159    1622 1180 20 57.9      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    THE GUARDIANS 1/5175                        TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                     SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                          VERMIN 72/3068                        
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     135  100  0 57.4   17-LUROCIANS II 58/4088   30   28  0 51.7
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       18-ARENA FELINES 4/5162  130  123  0 51.4
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    19 ORCISH MADME 82/5173   45   43  0 51.1
  8 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    211  157  3 57.3      OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                 20 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  724  698 10 50.9
  9 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   22   17  0 56.4      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144                  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
 10-UNDERGROUND  65/5163  136  106  3 56.2      SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
 11 FIRE DECK 38/5130     425  337  4 55.8      SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     SUPERIOR FATHER 82/5165               
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168            

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/5166                  TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                   ERRATA 25/3564                        
 21-DEATH SQUAD 9/72      555  545  8 50.5      ERRATUM 26/4945                       
    CHOP SAKI SHOP 76/2341                   36 PIMPS 9/4318           71   88  0 44.7
 22-CRUEL PET NA 40/5154  182  179  1 50.4      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
 23-DYSLEXICS UN 82/5160   95   94  1 50.3      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
 24 ENIGMA 62/4768        280  280  3 50.0      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477             
    ALCHEMY 18/4818                             ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                           PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                       37-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7
    THE SYNDICATE 12/5176                       HOLE IN THE WALL 6/5164               
 25 TUFT-TASTIC! 46/3250   50   50  0 50.0   38 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    770  960  6 44.5
    TORSCHIAN TUFTS 53/4179                     LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659                        OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
 26 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    20   20  0 50.0      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 27 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  242  262  2 48.0      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 28 FANTASIA 1/4914       964 1056 10 47.7      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  39 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      273  346  1 44.1
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  40 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   32   41  1 43.8
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                41 WIND STORM 1/2757      60   82  0 42.3
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     42 RONIN 51/3400          18   28  1 39.1
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     43 ELFQUEST 11/4928       98  153  1 39.0
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     44-GWAR 77/3147           30   50  0 37.5
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  45-THE BROTHERH 82/5169   41   74  0 35.7
 29 MID EARTH 29/1543     166  186  2 47.2   46 MEN 29/4412           790 1484 15 34.7
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      JOHNS 5/3510                          
 30 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  948 1070 16 47.0      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     HABIT 78/4547                         
 31-OCT 2001 1 82/5157     19   22  1 46.3      STORIES 49/2835                       
    DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                         MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  251  296  0 45.9      MIKES 14/3982                         
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    47 BLUE MOON 9/3907      535 1099  5 32.7
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 33 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     173  205  2 45.8      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    FIST OF FIVE 41/3875                        MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
 34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  703  854  8 45.2   48 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   96  200  0 32.4
 35 RESCUE 77/3887        235  291  3 44.7   49 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   13   36  0 26.5
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya!

     What a delight to see your smiling faces on this gray autumn morning.  I'm
topping off breakfast with a mug of hot mulled cider...and it is, I believe, spiked
with brandy.  Very warming indeed.
     Last cycle we had an enormous turnout for the fights.  So did we again this time
around, and five TV challenges!
     MAX FACTOR (74-3690) (37-9-0,283) of CORPS TV challenged THE HAPPY HOOKER (18-
2042) (71-63-0,263) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MAX FACTOR devastated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Happy was our top Parry-Lunger but no more.
Nevermore, in fact, now holds that title.
     MATA HARI (41-3812) (53-44-1,210) of FIST OF FIVE TV challenged TOOFLESS (2-
5103) (54-15-0,250) of GLORY BOUND TROLLS.  MATA HARI demolished TOOFLESS in a 2
minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.  Interesting.  Wasn't Toofless a serious
contender in the recent scumfest?  Yet it seems he wasn't allowed to employ his
particular talent in this fight.  Well and aggressively fought, Mata.
     BLONDIE (36-5723) (31-26-1,191) of BABES TV challenged QRAPPY (10-4761) (62-71-
1,193) of QUBIT.  BLONDIE viciously subdued QRAPPY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory
Challenge brawl.  Oh dear...it looks like Qubit's manager stuck one of his warriors
with a very defeatist arena name, doesn't it?  Hmm.  However, it might be a ruse.
Perhaps Qrappy is about to blossom into an offbeat but very dangerous competitor.
     THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (32-12-2,178) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged PUDDING PARADE
(42-3902) (38-37-0,150) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in
a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Yes, well...it's an old story.
     TERRIBLE TWO (31-5195) (16-3-0,100) of NUMBERS GAME TV challenged ROGUE 7 (4-
5813) (22-18-0,115) of HITMEN FOR HIRE.  TERRIBLE TWO bested ROGUE 7 in a popular 1
minute Challenge duel.  Considering their records, the bookmakers did favor Terrible,
but Rogue 7 is no easy-to-beat pud and it was a brave challenge.  Well done.
     The Bears avoided Sir Aglio.  Make a note, you younger managers.  Here is how
the experienced managers make use of all the tools at hand.
     A lot of people thought Chicken Hawk would be easy to beat.  Zapp Brannigan
found out differently.  ZAPP BRANNIGAN (97-1457) (8-7-3,26) of INTO THE SWIM
challenged CHICKEN HAWK (4-3982) (13-18-1,44) of TRIBAL COUNCIL.  ZAPP BRANNIGAN
slimly won victory over CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute Challenge fray.  Yes, Brannigan
won, but he wound up in the infirmary right beside the Hawk.  No easy wins there, not
for someone that green.
     Thank goodness, no one was slain in Talahya this cycle.
     As usual, our overall popularity leader is the ever-charismatic Ho-Chan the Axe.
In armor lacquered with the iridescent bronze and teal of a peacock's tail, with a
fringe of glistening peacock-hued beads shimmering from down the back of each arm,
Ho-Chan faced his foe today.  The fight ended abruptly when Mad Max, in a
spectacularly swift stroke, managed to slice one of the Adantri's hamstrings during
one of his famous leaps.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (128-165-2,199) of SAND DANCERS
fought QUASAR (18-5925) (36-46-0,153) of MAD SCIENTISTS.  HO-CHAN THE AXE was handily
defeated by QUASAR in a 3 minute one-sided match.  The beaded fringe, however, was
undamaged until the warriors were walking out of the arena, when an overzealous fan
managed to grab a handful.
     Scum sympathy.  That's what got Rainsong the title of This Week's Favorite.
RAINSONG (11-6128) (22-29-0,96) of ELFQUEST fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (26-89-0,78)
of JUST BECAUSE.  RAINSONG was subdued by 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 5 minute
gruesome fray.  Well, and perhaps "bad matchup sympathy."  That's a pretty
overwhelming difference in experience.
     Now I ask you, why did Sir Vivor not make the "Least Popular" list?  MARCINKO
(97-961) (53-29-5,221) of ROGUE WARRIOR fought SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (110-48-0,288) of
SIR AGLIO.  MARCINKO was savagely defeated by SIR VIVOR in a monotonous 107 minute
gruesome fight.  Marcinko was our very least popular warrior, but you can't fight for
an hour and forty-seven minutes unless both parties are scumming for all they're
worth.  I guess Sir Vivor, our top TP and (if memory serves, which sometimes it
doesn't), winner of the Scumfest, has enough admirers to keep him off the list.
     In our title battle, THE ETERNAL PLEDGE (62-2931) (67-38-0,317) of LEGENDS OF
TKE challenged SPOTTED PONY (4-3975) (70-56-1,230) of TRIBAL COUNCIL.  THE ETERNAL
PLEDGE viciously subdued SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.  This was
our top Lunger challenging last cycle's top Wall of Steel.  It was a good fight.  No
surprises, but still the Spotster put up a fight.  I would like to see The Eternal
Pledge either write a column, or slip up and challenge someone he can't beat.
Pledge, I wouldn't expect you to challenge Sir Vivor (top TP) since that would be a
sure loss...what about Tom Thumb, our premier Aimed Blow practitioner?  With a 31-4-1
record he's scary, but you do have a tremendous experience advantage over him.  Go
for it.
     And that, my friends, is all I have to say, most likely more than I should have
said.  Let it be a lesson.  And I lift my mug to the lot of you!

                                     Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  68  38  0  332  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KING BEAR 35-3629           44  22  3  334  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           31   4  1  316  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          111  48  0  302  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          38   9  0  298  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 VIGO 18-6086                49  16  0  272  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           52  20  1  266  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 CROCONAW 24-4475            33  15  1  254  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BELIAL 7-3838              142  73  3  252  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 ACK VERT 18-7429            54  41  1  249  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      41  19  2  246  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-WIMPY WIND 28-3517          42  51  1  244  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MATA HARI 41-3812           54  44  1  241  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   65  61  3  238  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         57  38  1  231  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 POPE 5-4090                 77  66  3  230  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 JIMBY 42-3777               69  55  1  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    56  51  5  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FINALITY 82-4063            27  13  1  228  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 SIDAHS 77-176               46  33  3  226  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   45  46  0  225  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELENDUR 29-2013             66  57  1  224  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        53  46  1  224  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          50  89  4  224  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PATRIOT 82-11164            38  28  1  221  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 KHIRZA 7-1862              137 150  3  219  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        59  67  0  218  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      30  15  0  218  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       39  48  0  217  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       47  33  1  216  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 NUNZIO 51-4799              45  15  2  215  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-ALITA THE HERBALIS 53-6693  35  20  0  215  TORSCHIAN TUFTS (4179)     KHALHUMS
 PISTOL 65-6205              62  55  1  214  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-SPECTER 3-736               73  68  1  213  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-GARGANTUA 3-647             70  59  1  213  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            48  43  2  213  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 RATTLESNAKE SHAKE 60-4242   48  25  0  213  METAL MELTDOWN (3862)      ARADI
 DALLAS 18-6860              37  36  0  213  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           35  17  2  213  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 LADY LUCK 18-2925           73  48  1  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BURST 25-3654               46  38  1  212  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           49  45  0  210  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CARNAL 21-5388              45  40  0  210  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 NORAF 82-3856               38  22  0  209  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           87  66  0  208  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 MARCINKO 97-961             53  30  5  208  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 JHADZIA SHIMMERMOO 11-3921  46  38  0  208  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
-PERSEUS 72-1612             42  26  1  208  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           37  32  0  208  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 VALERIAN 82-17255           18   2  0  208  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      60  82 17  206  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        52  46  0  206  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLISS 74-2940               42  30  0  206  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            32  25  1  206  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           25  10  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            66  68  2  205  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          30  23  3  205  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  17  11  1  205  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         70  57  1  204  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 KRISTA HONORBLADE 11-3703   45  42  0  204  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 LIVACIOUS LEE 64-3931       55  23  0  203  STAFF DELIGHT (3883)       KURUKAR
 STONEWALL 25-3895           41  48  2  203  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 JESUS 82-5459               61  39  3  202  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         57  47  3  202  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
-VERRA 1-5306                52  53  1  202  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         39  22  3  202  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 MANTISSA 82-9324            20   7  1  202  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-FLINGLEBITS 46-2836         52  18  0  201  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 RYRELEE 59-478              35  20  1  201  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    35  27  1  201  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         95  58  1  200  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             32  26  1  200  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   70  69  0  199  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NEPHRON 30-4147             46  50  1  198  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 UNOC 82-12676               28  21  0  198  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    71  64  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      56  51  0  197  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 2 PHAT 72-5064              37  21  1  197  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 STILLWATER 25-3762          34  61  0  197  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           24  11  1  197  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        44  39  1  196  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         60  57  1  195  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          44  32  3  195  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          42  25  1  195  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-NECRON 13 9-2674            41  38  1  195  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 PEACE 19-4280               48  48  2  194  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    39  46  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    70  79  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             54  16  0  193  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 SLAKE 82-12993              19  22  0  193  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
-FOG 21-4416                 75  74  0  192  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 QRAPPY 10-4761              62  72  1  192  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 SPUTTER 82-15095            47  36  1  192  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            25  11  0  192  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  16  0  191  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  32  0  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            31  29  2  191  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
-BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           23  10  0  191  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 QUASAR 18-5925              37  46  0  189  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     17   4  1  189  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 SIR RICHARD 11-4051         52  22  0  188  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
-TYNILEAUS SHADOWWO 46-2763  49  33  1  188  TUFT-TASTIC! (3250)        ARDIVENT
 GORDIAN 63-2104             42  33  0  188  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          62  60  1  187  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          41  39  0  187  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
-TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    22   9  5  187  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    85  80  1  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          39  14  3  186  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HOFFA 49-3185               70 113  0  185  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       40  37  2  185  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 JOHN 29-4177                57  87  1  184  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 ED 209 5-3955               42  53  4  184  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         33   7  0  184  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          35  31  0  183  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           33  12  2  183  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACKASS 21-4526             31  36  0  183  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        12   3  0  183  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           40  35  3  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        23  11  1  182  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YURA DED MAN 9-2801         50  45  6  180  DEATH SQUAD (72)           ZUKAL
 DOAMER 18-2265              41  48  1  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         33  17  0  180  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 TITANIA 65-5835             29  18  0  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    16   4  1  180  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     80  42  2  178  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         54  72  3  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        26  39  0  178  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CHIP 60-4413                14  13  1  178  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   58  43  0  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUIETUS 10-5165             38  21  1  177  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 118  1  176  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 GYRADOS 24-4476             27   8  0  175  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DIS-TEMPER 33-5567          24   9  0  174  DIS-TEAM (3691)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           81  54  0  173  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       54  59  1  173  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          54  56  0  173  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            38  42  1  172  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            48  58  0  171  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        39  48  0  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      32  18  2  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FALCON 82-11173             20   8  1  170  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 BRUCE 51-3906               33  38  2  169  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       31  30  3  169  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       19   5  0  169  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         17  15  0  169  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 F. TIM 78-2315              50  54  1  168  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     128 166  2  167  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       27  19  1  167  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 LETHE 9-4782                48  51  3  166  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      45  52  0  165  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    36  25  2  165  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WEYLUND 82-3660             25  18  1  165  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       48  46  1  164  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SLY 97-1279                 18  14  8  164  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      70  70  2  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         35  12  0  162  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          30  15  3  160  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 HARMONY 82-26932            19   9  2  160  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         14  11  0  160  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           38  31  0  159  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     27  33  2  157  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FLUFFY WONDER BUNN 82-1953  29  16  0  155  2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES I (4647 DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             20   9  0  152  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          33  22  1  151  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  38  0  150  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         36  30  1  150  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     23  11  0  150  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         41  48  1  149  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     39  55  3  148  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 AURORA 1-5864               34  33  1  148  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       33  21  0  147  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            69  77  4  144  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MARK 5-4088                 47  96  2  143  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         48  69  0  141  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         35  36  2  140  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              34  21  0  140  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 ASSUR 18-7821               21  59  2  140  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   51  39  2  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        44  52  0  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DIS-ABILITY 33-4503         41  31  2  135  DIS-TEAM (3691)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 DONNA 36-5966               21  12  0  134  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BUBBA 7-4833                32  77  0  133  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       13   6  0  128  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 WARTORTLE 24-4521           19   6  1  125  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   32  46  0  123  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-DRAGON LEE 76-1127          23  18  0  122  CHOP SAKI SHOP (2341)      SIMTAKKA
 SIRTON 82-9190              24  18  0  121  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 TELA 30-2973                27  25  1  119  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     39  33  2  117  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   4  1  117  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        17   3  0  116  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   18   6  0  112  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              22  19  0  106  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 VASSAL 18-7637              30  16  2  105  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ING 41-3532                 25  20  1  103  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 ADAM 7-4830                 35  74  2  102  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SKYWISE 11-5687             34  39  1  100  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         33  39  1  100  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 YOBER 2-4537                17   7  1   98  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        13  15  0   97  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-HARZOGH 51-5210             23  27  0   96  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       19   7  1   96  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           27  89  0   95  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 DOC FELLE 62-4139           21  28  1   94  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        45  63  1   93  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       36  39  0   92  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 NICKEL 26-4240              23  24  0   92  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 WETBOX 60-5229              21  15  2   91  BOXES (4147)               ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUINTAL 18-8341             25   9  2   90  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DARK STAR 30-4468           25   8  1   89  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    22  15  0   89  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     20   1  0   88  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         27  37  1   87  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       31  36  2   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      23  18  0   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SHADOW STARR 36-5999        21  22  1   86  SUICIDAL DREAMS (5012)     JHANS
-MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    19  11  0   86  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     36 107  1   85  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      23  20  3   85  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 RAINSONG 11-6128            22  30  0   85  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SMOOCHY 60-6079             19   9  0   85  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 TATHARLI 33-4505            22  32  0   84  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-CLINT EASTWOOD 22-6286      23  14  0   83  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-SALTY CROC  75-2662          9   3  1   83  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 T. ZER 9-5011               18  10  2   82  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 FRANK 3-5707                50  96  1   80  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 BEN WA 4-4335               18   2  1   77  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 TWIG 82-25226               18  16  0   76  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      16   2  1   76  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              54  91  0   74  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           27  28  0   72  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         16  11  1   71  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 BRUSHFIRE 60-7168           29  13  0   70  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LOTAT YARRP 58-6002         18  10  0   70  LUROCIANS III (4088)       DELARQ TOR
-CADEX CFM 18-3366            7   2  1   70  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223       9   3  0   69  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        25  17  2   68  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 BERTHA 30-4469              22  11  1   68  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   23  26  1   67  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 CHIP ENSER 62-4140          21  29  2   66  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
-KIT-KAT 61-3128             16  16  2   66  ARENA FELINES (4435)       JURINE
 JERICO 7-4862               29  73  0   65  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         22  46  0   65  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 BAGMAN 4-5890               21  19  1   65  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    20  11  1   64  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-FLUFFY 16-5060              20   4  0   64  ARENA FELINES (4379)       WILLAF
 QUICKSAND 60-6554           18   8  1   64  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
-POISED TO KILL 46-2637      18  10  0   64  CYNICAL DELUSIONS (2205)   ARDIVENT
 ODDJOB 82-18436              8   9  1   64  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-TETRICUS 29-4601            18   8  1   63  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR
 RUG BURN 18-3702            31  65  4   61  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  79  0   61  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              20   8  1   60  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-MUTILATE 52-3375            15  11  2   58  ASSASSIN NATION (4352)     FRATSFA
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      48  46  0   56  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
-ADALIUS 74-3513             15   9  1   55  GURTARG'S AXES (5180)      DAYLA KIV
 EM 15-3737                  26  46  0   54  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           24  46  0   54  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SCOURGE 18-7847             22  16  0   54  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              18   6  1   53  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    15   6  1   52  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   38  62  0   51  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               28 146  6   51  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 CONTENDER 82-11167           5   4  0   51  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398      9   7  3   50  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417       13   6  0   46  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    31  15  0   42  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           29  28  2   42  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457       9   7  3   41  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 DIS-COMBOBULATE 63-2222      8   3  1   37  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         13  19  1   32  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 LENEXA 82-22809             10   2  0   32  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            10   5  4   31  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 BENSI DURN 62-4141          27  23  1   25  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 WASP 96-1335                 8   8  3   25  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         0   1  0    8  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 BLACK HEART 3-5182           0   1  0    3  BLACK ATTACK (5044)        OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Strongest #3 -- That was a good challenge.  And I meant to teach you a riposting
skill but the fight was over too fast.  Sorry. -- Khirza

White Water Hippo -- I salute your fortitude in plunging into white water.  Not
something I would care to risk!  But then, you dwarves are strange. -- Ho-Chan the
Axe

Second Omen -- My inclination is not to wait for the third. -- Lethe

Skywise -- Damn, you elves are so VICIOUS. -- Bensi Durn

Scourge -- (panting hard)  Amazing.  I keep trying to soothe my spear's anger, and it
keeps not working.  I just don't understand it.  Why should a spear, or the lightning
it is said to resemble, for that matter, be angry?  I thought natural phenomena were
not emotional.  In themselves, I mean.  Naturally, we have emotions ABOUT them. --
Chip Enser
P.S.  Do you suppose it's been possessed by some angry spirit?

Holy Schlitz -- If this had been a feature at MY old school--beer, I mean--well, I
wouldn't have learned as much, but I would have enjoyed it more! -- Nolan Orgel

Wasp -- You may be a superior force, although coming out of a bloodgames with only
three kills doesn't look superior to ME, but I am more experienced, and that counts,
too.  At least, for now it counts. -- Bron Chollu

Galen -- What split?  I don't think the split has happened yet, although it might at
any moment now. -- Mati

     Well...I thought it must have done.  Oh well.  We'll see when we see, I guess.
     No one tells me anything. -- Galen

5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance.  Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire.  May he be blessed with victory and courage.  May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAX FACTOR devastated THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MATA HARI demolished TOOFLESS in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
BLONDIE viciously subdued QRAPPY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TERRIBLE TWO bested ROGUE 7 in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE ETERNAL PLEDGE viciously subdued SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
SIGHTBLINDER was savagely defeated by MIGHTY MITE in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH lost to AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PIPE BOMB savagely defeated GOLDWRAP in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
JOHNNY B GOODE savagely defeated JESUS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
COUCH POTATO overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NEVERMORE devastated LIL NOIR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
GRAY WIND narrowly defeated SPUTTER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
UNOC savagely defeated DANGER BOX in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
DALLAS overpowered CRIMSON BLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PATRIOT overcame SIR RICHARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
KOGITSUNE MARU devastated CUP O'PIZZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SECOND OMEN was demolished by CROCONAW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NUNZIO overpowered QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FALCON narrowly defeated WILLIE BROWN in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
GYRADOS overcame BRUCE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE MADMAN devastated STRONGEST #3 in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLUFFY WONDER BUNNY overpowered TELA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WARTORTLE overpowered ING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VASSAL overpowered BERTHA in a 3 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
PIT FIGHTER viciously subdued SCOURGE in a popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
DARK TYPHLOSION overpowered L'ORC BLEU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
MARCIANO was defeated by STRONGBOW in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN slimly won victory over CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
WETBOX overpowered JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE overpowered JOHN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
POPE viciously subdued BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome match.
MANTISSA was luckily beaten by FINALITY in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
JIMBY devastated JACKASS in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
KHIRZA demolished VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
BELIAL vanquished W.T. POOH in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
ACK VERT handily defeated PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARCINKO was savagely defeated by SIR VIVOR in a monotonous 107 minute gruesome fight.
SIDAHS won victory over SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
WHITE WATER HIPPO overcame BLAK MASK in a 2 minute duel.
VIGO handily defeated NEPHRON in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
MICHELLE RROSTARR handily defeated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
TOM THUMB overpowered STILLWATER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
SNIPER BEAR overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
YELLOWJACKET vanquished HARRY THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
GORDIAN was overpowered by BURST in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JIM PENGOUIN savagely defeated EBONSKAITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
GENEVIEVE handily defeated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PISTOL demolished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BLACK ARCHER slimly lost to ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute match.
EVERSTORM savagely defeated PEACE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory contest.
TITANIA was overpowered by GREENHOUSE EFFECT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LIVACIOUS LEE overpowered HO HUM HO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
MAN O' WAR was bested by VALERIAN in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was vanquished by CARNAL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DR BOERNER demolished WEYLUND in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
2 PHAT was bested by ELENDUR in a popular 1 minute fight.
PERSIANA JONES viciously subdued DARQ SPIRIT in a action packed 2 minute match.
LADY LUCK beat THE BUTCHER in a popular 3 minute fight.
JHADZIA SHIMMERMOON overpowered HOFFA in a exciting 5 minute brutal uneven melee.
IMAGE ENHANCER was demolished by CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KRISTA HONORBLADE overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RATTLESNAKE SHAKE devastated CARPET BURN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RYRELEE overpowered ELKIN HEMROCK in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
BIG STRONG MAN devastated CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was handily defeated by QUASAR in a 3 minute one-sided match.
CARE-LESS was savagely defeated by LOCKED IN in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
NORAF handily defeated QUIETUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
COOKIE SNORT was demolished by SQUIRREL KILLER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN was handily defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
BLACK MESSIAH handily defeated DIS-TEMPER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLAKE devastated POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALVIN YORK overpowered GOOBATRON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
STONEWALL overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
PYGMY SHREW devastated CORKSCREW in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
THE NOTHING vanquished DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute uneven match.
AURORA was handily defeated by SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
LETHE subdued ASSUR in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
DIRT WORM beat WILLY T MAC in a popular 4 minute fight.
SUPERIOR II handily defeated SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOAMER demolished MARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLY was beaten by CHIP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
GLITTER MARKS vanquished DROPPED SOAP in a 1 minute uneven fight.
METEOR SHOWER was bested by F. TIM in a popular 2 minute bout.
ELEKTRA was handily defeated by DARK THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GOUT GOUT overpowered DIS-ABILITY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HARMONY vanquished PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
RIFF-RAFF demolished DOC FELLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IN-BRED BEAR won victory over DUCK RUBBER in a action packed 1 minute fray.
SUDSY DEODORANT overpowered RHYTHM METHOD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DONAHAR demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
DONNA viciously subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a popular 2 minute gory conflict.
SIRTON was overpowered by COL SALOMON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided bout.
RAINSONG was subdued by 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome fray.
TATHARLI lost to BLOODY MOUTH in a exciting 2 minute melee.
ADAM vanquished SQUEEZE CHEESE in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
FURTIVE RETURNS was bested by WALL OF GLASS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fray.
BRUSHFIRE was viciously subdued by NICKEL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome duel.
BEN WA was devastated by NOLAN ORGEL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE slimly won victory over QUINTAL in a exciting 4 minute bout.
FRANK was overpowered by YOBER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was viciously subdued by SKYWISE in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
S. MARY ROSE devastated NOTTHUR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COCAINE was beaten by T. ZER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel.
JERICO was demolished by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EM was overpowered by TWIG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIS-FUNCTIONAL overcame WIRLITZ in a 2 minute duel.
DIS-COMBOBULATE was bested by HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute match.
BENSI DURN was demolished by CONTENDER in a exciting 2 minute mismatched competition.
CHIP ENSER was handily defeated by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARK MAGICIAN was overpowered by ACHONDROPLASIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAGMAN was luckily beaten by LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute battle.
QUICKSAND was beaten by THIRD BASE SPOCK in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
RUG BURN beat LENEXA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome battle.
HERPES THE LUVBUG defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute match.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was subdued by MAGENTA in a action packed 4 minute bout.
ODDJOB overpowered SWEATCAKE in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NOSE KICKER was vanquished by PRIVATE PROPERTY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated WASP in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOT SAUCE JONES demolished BLACK HEART in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
BRON CHOLLU was overpowered by DARK STAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  70         AIMED BLOW       144 - 107 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   34         SLASHING ATTACK  174 - 150 -  7      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 33         LUNGING ATTACK   330 - 294 -  5      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      26         WALL OF STEEL    152 - 160 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         TOTAL PARRY      112 - 120 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         PARRY-LUNGE       89 -  98 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  51 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  71 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  51 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  28 -  0      36  |

Turn 503 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   20 - 13     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 13         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    39 - 31     PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 12         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     18 - 16     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        13 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  8         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE ETERNAL PLEDG 62-2931  68  38  0  332 LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)
AIMED BLOW       TOM THUMB 35-3791          31   4  1  316 THE BEARS (2674)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR VIVOR 10-4065         111  48  0  302 SIR AGLIO (2079)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           54  41  1  249 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        57  38  1  231 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            66  57  1  224 MID EARTH (1543)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       53  46  1  224 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           48  43  2  213 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
PARRY-STRIKE     JHADZIA SHIMMERMO 11-3921  46  38  0  208 TUFT TUGGERS (2659)
BASHING ATTACK   HO HUM HO 18-7884          40  35  3  182 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was RAINSONG 11-6128.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIPE BOMB 
82-8012, WILLY T MAC 82-5925, BLONDIE 36-5723, GRAY WIND 6-5201, BELIAL 7-3838, DONNA 
36-5966, QUINTAL 18-8341, POPE 5-4090, T. ZER 9-5011, and PIT FIGHTER 51-4297.

The least popular fighter this week was MARCINKO 97-961.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIR VIVOR 10-4065, BRON CHOLLU 25-4988, SWEATCAKE 18-8217, CHIP ENSER 
62-4140, DIS-COMBOBULATE 63-2222, EM 15-3737, JERICO 7-4862, NOTTHUR 3-4740, FRANK 
3-5707, and RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            5  4 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  6 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  2 0  IAYE(30)             3  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  4 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  3 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  ARVAT(32)            3  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  4 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  4 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           7  7 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         16 16 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         17 14 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          4  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          50  89  4  224  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             54  16  0  193  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         57  38  1  231  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         70  57  1  204  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 POPE 5-4090                 77  66  3  230  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            32  25  1  206  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              142  73  3  252  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           27  28  0   72  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                48  51  3  166  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          111  48  0  302  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      30  15  0  218  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    35  27  1  201  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               28 146  6   51  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          42  25  1  195  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          30  23  3  205  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 VIGO 18-6086                49  16  0  272  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               48  48  2  194  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              45  40  0  210  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CROCONAW 24-4475            33  15  1  254  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               46  38  1  212  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              23  24  0   92  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      56  51  0  197  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ELENDUR 29-2013             66  57  1  224  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             46  50  1  198  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        17   3  0  116  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      41  19  2  246  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           87  66  0  208  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        59  67  0  218  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 TOM THUMB 35-3791           31   4  1  316  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             32  26  1  200  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           27  89  0   95  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 118  1  176  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           54  44  1  241  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 JIMBY 42-3777               69  55  1  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   23  26  1   67  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       40  37  2  185  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               70 113  0  185  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 NUNZIO 51-4799              45  15  2  215  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  16  0  191  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              35  20  1  201  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   45  46  0  225  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       19   5  0  169  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 THE ETERNAL PLEDGE 62-2931  68  38  0  332  LEGENDS OF TKE (4197)      VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             42  33  0  188  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 LIVACIOUS LEE 64-3931       55  23  0  203  STAFF DELIGHT (3883)       KURUKAR
 PISTOL 65-6205              62  55  1  214  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           37  32  0  208  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            66  68  2  205  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              37  21  1  197  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          38   9  0  298  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     128 166  2  167  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIDAHS 77-176               46  33  3  226  RESCUE (3887)              MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              50  54  1  168  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           52  20  1  266  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            10   5  4   31  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             53  30  5  208  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE