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Date   : 12/06/2005    Duedate: 12/19/2005

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-504

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 ARCANE BEACH 98/5189  770  435 10 63.9      GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  2 HELLBORN 82/5172      124   74  1 62.6      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    HOLIDAY HORRORS 6/5114                      ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  121   76  2 61.4      METAL MELTDOWN 60/3862                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  LET'S DUEL! 17/5137                   
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 13 KANSANS 82/5077       998  819 12 54.9
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SURPRISE! 29/4789                     
  4 THEM 21/879          2735 1727 52 61.3      NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822             
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             DIS-TEAM 63/3521                      
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         LOST SOULS II 4/2818                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           SURPRISE! 63/4736                     
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
    CORPS 74/3405                               DIS-TEAM 33/3691                      
    BABES 36/3876                               STAFF DELIGHT 64/3883                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    THE BEARS 48/677                            BLACK ATTACK 3/5044                   
    THE SEALS 14/2550                        14-DARK TOADS 0 82/5174    7    6  0 53.8
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      15 BOXES 60/4147        1665 1440 21 53.6
  5 EVENGATE 21/3909      700  442  9 61.3      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072                  
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
  6 RAPTURE 82/4961       515  372  8 58.1      2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES II 82/4647         
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           VILLAINS 82/5171                      
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    16 QUBIT 10/4490        1136 1032 10 52.4
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/3300                
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        VERMIN 72/3068                        
    WESTSIDE CONNECTED 82/5170                  JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     138  100  0 58.0   17-LUROCIANS II 58/4088   30   28  0 51.7
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       18 ARENA FELINES 9/4441  130  124  0 51.2
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    19 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  728  703 10 50.9
  8-THE GUARDIANS 1/5175 1622 1180 20 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
  9 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    213  157  3 57.6      SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
 10 UNDERGROUND  65/5163  136  106  3 56.2      SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    ORIGINALE BASTARDS 72/5188                  SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
 11 BRETHREN OF  25/5058   23   18  0 56.1      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    GLORY BOUND TROLLS 2/4931                   SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144                  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168            
 12 FIRE DECK 38/5130     432  341  4 55.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/5166            
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                    SUPERIOR FATHER 82/5165               
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    WATER DECK 24/4935                       20 ORCISH MADME 82/5173   45   44  0 50.6

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                    PIMPS 9/4318                          
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
 21 DELTA DOOM 17/4745     44   43  0 50.6      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601                     PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                     35 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  704  854  8 45.2
    THE SIERRAS 19/4891                      36 RESCUE 77/3887        239  292  3 45.0
    SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684                       RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
 22-TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659   50   50  0 50.0      TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
 23 SEA DOGS 96/5140        4    4  0 50.0      ERRATUM 26/4945                       
 24 SOL INVICTUS 31/5186  274  275  3 49.9      ERRATA 25/3564                        
 25 ENIGMA 62/4768        282  286  3 49.6   37-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7
    ALCHEMY 18/4818                             HOLE IN THE WALL 6/5164               
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        38 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    775  963  6 44.6
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        LEGENDS OF TKE 62/4197                
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                          FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    THE SYNDICATE 12/5176                       ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
 26 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  244  262  2 48.2      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
 27 FRAG 'EM ALL 66/2578   12   13  0 48.0      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/3763                  39 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   33   41  1 44.6
 28 FANTASIA 1/4914       976 1060 10 47.9   40 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      274  346  1 44.2
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  41 WIND STORM 1/2757      62   83  0 42.8
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     WIND STORM 42/5190                    
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                42 BLOOM COUNTY 33/4010   37   51  1 42.0
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 54/5187             
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     43 RONIN 51/3400          20   28  1 41.7
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   44 LORDS OF CHA 20/2215   19   30  0 38.8
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   45 ELFQUEST 11/4928       99  159  1 38.4
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   46 GWAR 77/3147           32   52  0 38.1
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
 29 MID EARTH 29/1543     168  188  2 47.2      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 47-THE BROTHERH 82/5169   41   74  0 35.7
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   48 MEN 29/4412           793 1495 15 34.7
 30 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426  959 1090 16 46.8      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 31 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    20   23  0 46.5      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      HABIT 78/4547                         
 32 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  254  300  0 45.8      STORIES 49/2835                       
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 33 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  174  207  2 45.7   49 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336   98  201  0 32.8
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    50 BLUE MOON 9/3907      535 1103  5 32.7
 34 BRAIN 7/5184           76   91  0 45.5      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366                 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 25/4856              
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                     MIDDLE WAY 10 62/5020                 
    HARE CONTROL 59/4869                        BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                           THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                      51 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   13   37  0 26.0
    LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477                52 GURTARG'S AX 74/5180    1    1  0 50.0
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings one and all!

     It would be really rude if I just greeted one of you and ignored everyone else.
I don't know which one I would greet, anyway.
     We had a couple of TV challenge fights this cycle.  I hope to see more next
time.

*  MATA HARI (41-3812) (54-44-1,241) of FIST OF FIVE TV challenged CROCONAW (24-4475)
(33-15-1,254) of WATER DECK.  MATA HARI bested CROCONAW in a 3 minute Challenge
fight.
*  THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (33-12-2,183) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged JACKASS (21-4526)
(31-36-0,183) of TRIAL & ERROR.  THIRD OMEN was bested by JACKASS in a 2 minute
Challenge duel.

     Them was most avoided, and it was Solaran Berserk who most avoided Them.  I note
with sorrow that Solaran Berserk is ranked 51st among guilds, even below the Sand
Dancers.  And yet they are not the lowest-ranked guild.  That dubious honor goes to
Gurtarg's Axes.  How did Gurtarg's Axes do this cycle?  A 1-1-0 record isn't so bad.
Of course, they're only at the bottom because they just started.  Next cycle, unless
Solaran Berserk picks up the pace...hmm.  But I digress.  Gurtarg's fights:
*  BLOODY MOUTH (30-3823) (13-15-0,97) of BLOOD OATH fought AULDRYMBREI (74-3264)
(17-4-1,56) of GURTARG'S AXES.  BLOODY MOUTH bested AULDRYMBREI in a crowd pleasing 4
minute match.
*  ADALIUS (74-3513) (15-9-1,55) of GURTARG'S AXES fought BART WELLENS (11-4848) (14-
10-0,54) of INQUISITION GC 03.  ADALIUS devastated BART WELLENS in a 1 minute one-
sided battle.

     No one was killed, thank the gods!
     As expected, our overall popularity leader is still Ho-Chan the Axe, he of the
whirling strikes and leaping dodges.  MANTISSA (82-9324) (20-7-1,202) of MATMATICA
fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (128-166-2,167) of SAND DANCERS.  MANTISSA viciously
subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute sensationally bloody contest.  Ouch.
     Scum sympathy...White Water Hippo is this cycle's favorite.  WHITE WATER HIPPO
(18-7050) (65-61-3,238) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (111-48-
0,302) of SIR AGLIO.  WHITE WATER HIPPO savagely defeated SIR VIVOR in an exciting 9
minute Challenge melee.
     Alas, there was very little sympathy for a young warrior who was only doing his
best.  COPY CAT (9-5151) (16-5-0,53) of ARENA FELINES fought SWEATY (7-4850) (12-9-
0,45) of BRAIN.  COPY CAT was devastated by SWEATY in a 1 minute uneven fray.  The
consensus was that Copy Cat looked like a total n00b out on the sands, but my
friends, that's the way some days go.  He was good enough to make it to the Isle;
give the boy a chance.
     I would like to extend my sympathy, as well, to another hard-working warrior.
Some warriors fight under the names their mothers gave them; others under nommes-de-
guerre chosen by their managers.  Of the latter, some are most unfortunately
burdened.  Who knows how well they might do, had they been given more respectable
names?  It is with sorrow that I report on this fight:  POOPIEHEAD (18-8295) (33-22-
1,151) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186) (18-6-0,112) of UTOPIA
RELIGIOSO.  POOPIEHEAD was luckily beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in an exciting 4
minute gory brawl.  P.H. put up a brave fight.  But he was laboring under a severe
handicap.
     The dreaded event has come to pass, the card is turned and the Tower fell like a
stone crashing through the tarot table.  BELIAL (7-3838) (142-73-3,252) of WICKED
MARTYRS fought ASSAULT (82-2043) (76-44-1,201) of JOKA MASHER.  BELIAL vanquished
ASSAULT in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Title match.  He can be beaten, his record
shows that it is possible.  Who will try to take the throne from this most terrible
of Aimed Blow Practitioners?
     So much paper, so little to say!  I've covered all of my usual topics.  Usually
it takes longer.  I really don't know where to go from here.
     Oh, ah, the unsolicited advice!  (How I would love to read in the personals,
"Galen, don't forget to put some advice at the end of your spyreport.  Our lives are
so often illuminated by your words of wisdom.")  Here goes:  Never assume that
someone can read your mind, just because they love you.  "You should have known (fill
in the blank) about me!" ends a lot of loving relationships, the more so because it
is seldom said aloud.  It is thought, and only a resentful silence is heard.  We all
want our feelings to be understood, and to have our preferences remembered by those
who care about us.  Even so, full (courteous) communication will smooth the road of
any relationship.  Your loved ones cannot read your mind.  They can only guess what
you want, based on your actions and what you tell them.  They might guess wrong.  It
doesn't mean they weren't paying attention; it might mean you weren't communicating
well enough.  Be patient and repeat as often as necessary.
     That's it!  You're free to carry on, with my best wishes for a warm holiday
season!

                             Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BELIAL 7-3838              143  73  3  279  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          38   9  0  298  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   66  61  3  278  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            55  41  1  267  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      42  19  2  257  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 MATA HARI 41-3812           55  44  1  256  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 PATRIOT 82-11164            39  28  1  251  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         58  38  1  244  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        54  46  1  242  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 FINALITY 82-4063            28  13  1  241  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          51  89  4  239  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BURST 25-3654               47  38  1  236  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 KHIRZA 7-1862              138 150  3  232  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            49  43  2  232  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DALLAS 18-6860              38  36  0  227  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 PISTOL 65-6205              63  55  1  224  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 LIVACIOUS LEE 64-3931       56  23  0  222  STAFF DELIGHT (3883)       KURUKAR
 PEACE 19-4280               49  48  2  222  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      61  82 17  220  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               39  22  0  220  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 SMUNCH 18-8337              26   4  1  220  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           38  32  0  219  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         40  22  3  217  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           26  10  0  217  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 JESUS 82-5459               62  39  3  214  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           50  45  0  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          40  14  3  213  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           88  66  0  211  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         58  47  3  211  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 VERRA 1-5306                53  53  1  211  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 QUASAR 18-5925              38  46  0  211  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            35  19  0  211  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     18   4  1  211  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         61  57  1  209  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ASSAULT 82-2043             76  45  1  208  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 SLAKE 82-12993              20  22  0  208  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          45  32  3  207  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 BRUNO 51-4332               44  21  2  207  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          63  60  1  206  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985         96  58  1  204  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    35  28  1  204  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 STILLWATER 25-3762          35  61  0  204  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 MANTISSA 82-9324            21   7  1  204  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          42  39  0  203  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    40  46  0  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            39  42  1  203  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 QUIETUS 10-5165             39  21  1  203  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         34   7  0  203  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    86  80  1  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             33  26  1  202  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         70  58  1  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           52  21  1  200  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 GORDIAN 63-2104             43  33  0  200  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 JACKASS 21-4526             32  36  0  200  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 UNOC 82-12676               29  21  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 SIR VIVOR 10-4065          111  49  0  199  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 2 PHAT 72-5064              37  22  1  199  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 CROCONAW 24-4475            33  16  1  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   70  70  0  198  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      30  16  0  198  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 ELENDUR 29-2013             66  58  1  197  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 FOG 21-4416                 76  74  0  196  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 ED 209 5-3955               42  54  4  196  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       39  49  0  196  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            32  29  2  196  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 VIGO 18-6086                49  17  0  195  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        24  11  1  195  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        13   3  0  195  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 EVERSTORM 69-641            66  69  2  194  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        52  47  0  194  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 RYRELEE 59-478              35  21  1  194  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          55  56  0  193  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PERSEUS 72-1612             42  27  1  193  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            32  26  1  193  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       47  34  1  192  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   45  47  0  192  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           35  18  2  192  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 MARCINKO 97-961             53  31  5  191  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 CARNAL 21-5388              45  41  0  191  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        44  40  1  191  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       32  30  3  191  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       28  19  1  191  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-BAYLEFYRE 25-4373           23  10  0  191  BRETHREN OF SIN (5058)     LYRATILAN
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    56  52  5  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             21   9  0  190  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    71  65  0  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    70  80  0  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             54  17  0  189  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 NEPHRON 30-4147             46  51  1  189  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 RIFT 12-3922                35  26  1  189  SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300)      RIZTAB
 GYRADOS 24-4476             28   8  0  189  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 VALERIAN 82-17255           18   3  0  189  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 MAN O' WAR 15-4517          42  26  1  188  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    22   9  5  187  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        59  68  0  186  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  17  0  185  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 CIARAN 1-7176               30  21  1  185  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 DIRT WORM 82-2315           82  54  0  184  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 SPUTTER 82-15095            47  37  1  184  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 HARMONY 82-26932            20   9  2  184  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      71  70  2  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           40  36  3  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WEYLUND 82-3660             26  18  1  183  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     81  42  2  182  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      56  52  0  182  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         54  73  3  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       38  33  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHIP 60-4413                14  14  1  180  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       40  38  2  179  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           33  13  2  179  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         33  18  0  179  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       20   5  0  179  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       55  59  1  178  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    36  26  2  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BRUCE 51-3906               34  38  2  178  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            49  58  0  177  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          35  32  0  177  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  17  12  1  177  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 JOHN 29-4177                57  88  1  176  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 CITATION 15-3925            28  18  0  176  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     128 167  2  175  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DOAMER 18-2265              41  49  1  174  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            28  15  2  174  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           24  12  1  174  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      45  53  0  173  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      33  18  2  173  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DIS-TEMPER 33-5567          24  10  0  173  DIS-TEAM (3691)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLY 97-1279                 19  14  8  173  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 HOFFA 49-3185               70 114  0  172  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 QUIFF 10-4779               28  15  0  172  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        26  40  0  172  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 QRAPPY 10-4761              62  73  1  171  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 119  1  171  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      33  31  0  170  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 WILLY T MAC 82-5925         17  16  0  170  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          30  24  3  169  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BLACK EYE 60-6163           41  23  0  168  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       48  47  1  166  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ELEKTRA 4-3652              35  21  0  166  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 TITANIA 65-5835             29  19  0  165  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     24  11  0  165  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     40  55  3  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SATAN CLAUS 6-5878          25   8  0  160  HOLIDAY HORRORS (5114)     TRANSEL
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          30  16  3  159  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       14   6  0  159  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                48  52  3  157  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 AKLAR 62-3700               24  20  1  157  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 FALCON 82-11173             20   9  1  157  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           38  32  0  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         14  12  0  156  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         35  13  0  154  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     27  34  2  153  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         37  30  1  152  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   58  44  0  150  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   52  39  2  150  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 AURORA 1-5864               34  34  1  150  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        39  49  0  149  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DONNA 36-5966               22  12  0  148  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         49  69  0  147  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ING 41-3532                 26  20  1  147  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            70  77  4  146  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      66  73  3  146  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      38  39  0  146  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         41  49  1  145  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   19   6  0  144  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        45  52  0  143  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 F. TIM 78-2315              50  55  1  140  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         38  35  0  140  FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578)       TARRGIR
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           29  14  4  140  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 BLUE 19-4647                19  13  0  139  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 METEOR SHOWER 60-4563       33  22  0  137  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 SEGAL 14-3779               22  12  0  137  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        18   3  0  136  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
-DIS-ABILITY 33-4503         41  31  2  135  DIS-TEAM (3691)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         35  37  2  135  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 BUBBA 7-4833                33  77  0  135  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          33  23  1  132  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       14   3  3  131  SEA DOGS (5140)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 ASSUR 18-7821               21  60  2  130  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     40  33  2  126  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 WARTORTLE 24-4521           19   7  1  121  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 SIRTON 82-9190              24  19  0  120  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 VASSAL 18-7637              31  16  2  119  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   32  47  0  118  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FRED 65-5333                37  17  0  114  MYSTERY MACHINE (3763)     DAL SHANG
 TELA 30-2973                27  26  1  114  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MARK 5-4088                 47  97  2  113  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 ADAM 7-4830                 35  75  2  113  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 DROPPED SOAP 29-4208        20   5  1  110  SURPRISE! (4789)           LAPUR
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              22  20  0  109  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 SKYWISE 11-5687             35  39  1  108  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-VELOND WOK 25-5006          29  18  0  105  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        14  15  0  102  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        45  64  1  100  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-NOLAN ORGEL 25-4981         33  39  1  100  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 DARK STAR 30-4468           26   8  1  100  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      24  18  0  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     21   1  0  100  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       36  40  0   98  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-YOBER 2-4537                17   7  1   98  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 WETBOX 60-5229              22  15  2   97  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         28  37  1   96  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BOOKIE 18-8458              21  25  0   96  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       19   8  1   96  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 NICKEL 26-4240              24  24  0   94  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 QAEDA, AL 10-5302           22  28  1   94  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
-DOC FELLE 62-4139           21  28  1   94  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 T. ZER 9-5011               19  10  2   94  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 QUINTAL 18-8341             26   9  2   92  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      24  20  3   91  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                51  96  1   88  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           27  90  0   87  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-ERLOI GILL 5-4620           21  24  0   87  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
-POPPA LODE 26-4392          18  32  0   86  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    19  12  0   85  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     36 108  1   84  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-COUNT MOTORHEAD 1-369       20  24  0   84  HAWKLORDS (667)            MORDANT
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    22  16  0   83  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    21  11  1   83  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 TWIG 82-25226               19  16  0   83  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 CUTTER JOHN 33-468          29  26  3   81  BLOOM COUNTY (4010)        NIATOLI ISLAND
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         17  11  1   81  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ORAL B 82-10020             16   6  0   80  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     10   7  3   79  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 CADEX CFM 18-3366            8   2  1   79  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 TATHARLI 33-4505            22  33  0   75  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 BRUSHFIRE 60-7168           30  13  0   74  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      16   3  1   73  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           15   5  0   72  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       19  14  1   71  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BEN WA 4-4335               18   3  1   71  LOST SOULS II (2818)       JHELUM
 ODDJOB 82-18436              9   9  1   71  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-LOTAT YARRP 58-6002         18  10  0   70  LUROCIANS III (4088)       DELARQ TOR
 MAGENTA 3-5711              54  92  0   69  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        25  18  2   69  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 JERICO 7-4862               29  74  0   68  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 ADALIUS 74-3513             16   9  1   68  GURTARG'S AXES (5180)      DAYLA KIV
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      49  46  0   67  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAINSONG 11-6128            22  31  0   67  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-CHIP ENSER 62-4140          21  29  2   66  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    16   6  1   66  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 SWEATY 7-4850               13   9  0   66  BRAIN (5184)               BONSUR
-BRON CHOLLU 25-4988         22  46  0   65  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
 AULDRYMBREI 74-3264         17   5  1   64  GURTARG'S AXES (5180)      DAYLA KIV
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      10   7  3   64  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 CONTENDER 82-11167           6   4  0   64  WHISPERNIGHT (5072)        DWES EG
 ADOBE 17-6033               30  11  0   63  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 MABON 82-10314               3  15  0   63  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              21   8  1   62  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   23  27  1   60  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 BAGMAN 4-5890               21  20  1   60  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 QUICKSAND 60-6554           18   9  1   60  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       31  37  2   59  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BERTHA 30-4469              22  12  1   59  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 RUG BURN 18-3702            31  66  4   58  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EM 15-3737                  26  47  0   57  LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477)   MALCORN
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  80  0   56  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     15   8  2   55  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   38  63  0   54  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    32  15  0   54  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LENEXA 82-22809             11   2  0   54  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              18   7  1   51  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223       9   4  0   51  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
 JONES 14-1283               28 147  6   50  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           27  29  0   50  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-KELDON WARLORD 42-2501      13   8  1   48  WIND STORM (5190)          RODEKI
 SCOURGE 18-7847             22  17  0   46  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         14  19  1   46  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        14  11  0   46  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
-DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417       13   6  0   46  LET'S DUEL! (5137)         ALJAFIR
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           29  29  2   45  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           24  47  0   43  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TYCANE 60-6001              20  15  1   42  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
 COPY CAT 9-5151             16   6  0   40  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
 WASP 96-1335                 8   9  3   40  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 DIS-COMBOBULATE 63-2222      8   4  1   32  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
-BENSI DURN 62-4141          27  23  1   25  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS
 MARCIANO 96-1446            10   6  4   21  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         0   2  0   19  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 BLACK HEART 3-5182           0   2  0   16  BLACK ATTACK (5044)        OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Quasar -- (shrug)  Makes no difference.  The fans like a snappy dresser more than a
winner. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Assur -- Gosh!  You're a neuter golem?  I never realized! -- Lethe

Riff-Raff -- And how is it that a neuter golem is even ABLE to be a transvestite?
The two concepts do not, as the saying goes, compute together. -- Doc Felle

Bloody Mouth -- Hmm.  Chewing glass may make you look tough, but is it worth it? --
Tatharli

Ben Wa -- How'd you get lost? -- Nolan Orgel

Contender -- Cool team name. -- Bensi Durn

Miyagi's Miata -- And does he know you're driving it? -- Chip Enser

Dark Star -- I couldn't SEE you. -- Bron Chollu

Whoever I fought last turn -- I have no recollection of it, so I must've gotten hit
on the head.  If you won, which you probably did, then well done, nice fight.  If I
won, then good try anyhow. -- Khirza

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MATA HARI bested CROCONAW in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
THIRD OMEN was bested by JACKASS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WHITE WATER HIPPO savagely defeated SIR VIVOR in a exciting 9 minute Challenge melee.
PIPE BOMB was viciously subdued by BURST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
LOCKED IN was overpowered by NEVERMORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KOGITSUNE MARU was devastated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PATRIOT overpowered TOOFLESS in a popular 4 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
JUST A JOB TO DO outwaited GRAY WIND in a action packed 16 minute Challenge duel.
THE HAPPY HOOKER was overpowered by BIG STRONG MAN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
THE MADMAN overpowered NEPHRON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was beaten by JESUS in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over ED 209 in a 6 minute Challenge conflict.
SIGHTBLINDER savagely defeated MIGHTY MITE in a 4 minute Challenge match.
HARRY THE AXE was handily defeated by GORDIAN in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SECOND OMEN overpowered CARE-LESS in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge struggle.
ELKIN HEMROCK beat STRONGEST #3 in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
THE BUTCHER was bested by CRIMSON BLUSH in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HARMONY overpowered DARK THUNDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BRUCE overpowered LETHE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FALCON was devastated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TERRIBLE TWO overpowered DROPPED SOAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DONNA overpowered ASSUR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS slimly won victory over TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute contest.
TELA was defeated by VASSAL in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
WETBOX savagely defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
TWIG overpowered COCAINE in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
ODDJOB viciously subdued RUG BURN in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE overpowered SCOURGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
T. ZER overpowered TATHARLI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was handily defeated by CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CONTENDER overpowered STRONGBOW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PIT FIGHTER savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge fray.
PRIVATE PROPERTY vanquished BERTHA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VIGO was bested by PEACE in a action packed 6 minute gory bout.
BLACK MESSIAH was demolished by JOHNNY B GOODE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AUDIE MURPHY won victory over 2 PHAT in a 2 minute bout.
PISTOL overpowered MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KHIRZA handily defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BELIAL vanquished ASSAULT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title match.
DALLAS vanquished CARNAL in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
ACK VERT vanquished RYRELEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FINALITY devastated QUID PRO QUO in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
JIM PENGOUIN was handily defeated by SLAKE in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
ELENDUR was subdued by BRUNO in a 2 minute fight.
SNIPER BEAR vanquished SPUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PERSIANA JONES was handily defeated by LIVACIOUS LEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CUP O'PIZZA demolished DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
W.T. POOH subdued LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a popular 4 minute fight.
MANTISSA viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute bloody contest.
KEOKOTAH was overpowered by DANGER BOX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LIL NOIR slimly won victory over DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
QRAPPY was demolished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered JOHN in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
BLONDIE defeated CHIP in a 2 minute brawl.
DARQ SPIRIT viciously subdued BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
MARCINKO was savagely defeated by RUTHLESS in a exciting 5 minute bloody duel.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by WEYLUND in a popular 2 minute bloody conflict.
EBONSKAITH defeated MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute bout.
SQUIRREL KILLER viciously subdued PERSEUS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome match.
DR BOERNER was overpowered by DONAHAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GENEVIEVE overpowered DIS-TEMPER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was overpowered by NORAF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GOLDWRAP overpowered EVERSTORM in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
UNOC outwaited IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 7 minute brutal contest.
QUASAR savagely defeated VALERIAN in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
SPOTTED PONY was savagely defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a action packed 2 minute brawl.
ALVIN YORK beat HO HUM HO in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CEREBRAL JANITOR demolished VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
SMUNCH overpowered QUIFF in a 2 minute uneven duel.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT was subdued by RIFT in a 2 minute conflict.
ROMUALD B TUNE was vanquished by QUIETUS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
STILLWATER handily defeated DOAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
VERRA vanquished THE NOTHING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FOG overpowered AKLAR in a exciting 3 minute one-sided struggle.
SNAPPY GEORGE was narrowly defeated by CARPET BURN in a popular 4 minute fray.
BLAK MASK was demolished by GOOBATRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
GYRADOS overpowered SUPERIOR II in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MR. POTATO HEAD won victory over GOUT GOUT in a exciting 5 minute duel.
DELICE THE RED was vanquished by CORKSCREW in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LIPPS MCFRENZY vanquished ADAM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
POOPIEHEAD was luckily beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 4 minute gory brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was overpowered by CITATION in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHEPHERD MOON handily defeated TITANIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLITTER MARKS was beaten by CIARAN in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
CHIMPANZEE was defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 5 minute gruesome contest.
BLACK EYE devastated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SEGAL was vanquished by SATAN CLAUS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SLY overpowered BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DIRT WORM demolished WILLY T MAC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN vanquished COL SALOMON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CHOKING CHICKEN handily defeated AURORA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
F. TIM was vanquished by WILLIE BROWN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
COOKIE SNORT was overpowered by ELEKTRA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KNUCKLE JAW was subdued by DUCK RUBBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX overpowered WARTORTLE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SUDSY DEODORANT handily defeated METEOR SHOWER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWINGDADDY-O defeated SIRTON in a exciting 2 minute bout.
PUDDING PARADE was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 3 minute match.
ING handily defeated FRED in a action packed 3 minute uneven duel.
IN-BRED BEAR overpowered ROGUE 7 in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RIFF-RAFF won victory over S. MARY ROSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
EVIL ELMO handily defeated WALL OF GLASS in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
BUBBA handily defeated QAEDA, AL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BATTLESTONE overpowered RHYTHM METHOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MARK was vanquished by SUSHI SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SKYWISE savagely defeated MARK OF THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
NICKEL devastated SWEATCAKE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BLOODY MOUTH bested AULDRYMBREI in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by DARK STAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
ADALIUS devastated BART WELLENS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DIS-FUNCTIONAL was beaten by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
DIS-COMBOBULATE was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BRUSHFIRE subdued JERICO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
QUICKSAND was demolished by LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ACHONDROPLASIA was subdued by BOOKIE in a 2 minute match.
TYCANE was outlasted by LENEXA in a 7 minute bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was overpowered by CADEX CFM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THIRD BASE SPOCK was demolished by DARK TYPHLOSION in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered BEN WA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was handily defeated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOLY SCHLITZ lost to MESSENGER BIRD in a 2 minute bout.
SUCCOTASH bested RAINSONG in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
ORAL B vanquished JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MABON viciously subdued L'ORC BLEU in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
SQUEEZE CHEESE bested WIRLITZ in a 2 minute gory match.
CUTTER JOHN won victory over EM in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
CRAZY FINGERS overcame BLACK HEART in a 2 minute match.
QUINTAL bested WASP in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HERPES THE LUVBUG was bested by ADOBE in a 3 minute conflict.
NOSE KICKER lost to NOTTHUR in a popular 1 minute duel.
COPY CAT was devastated by SWEATY in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BAGMAN was handily defeated by FRANK in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  75         AIMED BLOW       140 - 112 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   39         SLASHING ATTACK  173 - 155 -  6      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 35         LUNGING ATTACK   334 - 300 -  5      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         WALL OF STEEL    161 - 160 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         TOTAL PARRY      114 - 118 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         PARRY-LUNGE       91 -  98 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  52 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE      36 -  46 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  75 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  31 -  0      30  |

Turn 504 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY       11 - 12         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  6     WALL OF STEEL     18 - 21         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  9     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  9         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    39 - 36     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        15 - 14                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   18 - 17     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             143  73  3  279 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           55  41  1  267 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        58  38  1  244 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       54  46  1  242 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
LUNGING ATTACK   FINALITY 82-4063           28  13  1  241 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           49  43  2  232 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
TOTAL PARRY      W.T. POOH 33-4430          88  66  0  211 SNOTZI'S II (3620)
PARRY-STRIKE     CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397        34   7  0  203 THE JERKS (5022)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELENDUR 29-2013            66  58  1  197 MID EARTH (1543)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     71  70  2  183 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
UNOC 82-12676, GRAY WIND 6-5201, DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969, POOPIEHEAD 18-8295, PIT FIGHTER 
51-4297, VIGO 18-6086, DALI PARTON 18-3274, IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757, QUASAR 18-5925, 
and PATRIOT 82-11164.

The least popular fighter this week was COPY CAT 9-5151.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NOSE KICKER 82-20640, JONES 14-1283, BEN WA 4-4335, PALANTIRIATHALASA 
46-3808, QUICKSAND 60-6554, DIS-COMBOBULATE 63-2222, BART WELLENS 11-4848, MARK 
5-4088, RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400, and QAEDA, AL 10-5302.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ARADI(60)            4  6 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  3 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   4  3 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  5 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  7 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          3  2 0  RODEKI(42)           5  8 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)         17 17 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         22 12 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         3  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          51  89  4  239  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TOOFLESS 2-5103             54  17  0  189  GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931)  NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         58  38  1  244  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         70  58  1  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ED 209 5-3955               42  54  4  196  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          40  14  3  213  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              143  73  3  279  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           27  29  0   50  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                48  52  3  157  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 QUIETUS 10-5165             39  21  1  203  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      30  16  0  198  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    35  28  1  204  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               22  12  0  137  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 RUTHLESS 15-4591            35  19  0  211  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          30  24  3  169  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   66  61  3  278  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEACE 19-4280               49  48  2  222  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      33  31  0  170  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          45  32  3  207  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 CROCONAW 24-4475            33  16  1  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               47  38  1  236  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              24  24  0   94  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      56  52  0  182  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         40  22  3  217  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             46  51  1  189  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        18   3  0  136  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      42  19  2  257  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 W.T. POOH 33-4430           88  66  0  211  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        59  68  0  186  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 BLONDIE 36-5723             33  26  1  202  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     21   1  0  100  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         56 119  1  171  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           55  44  1  256  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       39  49  0  196  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   23  27  1   60  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       40  38  2  179  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               70 114  0  172  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               44  21  2  207  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  17  0  185  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              35  21  1  194  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 DANGER BOX 60-4963          42  39  0  203  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       20   5  0  179  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        54  46  1  242  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             43  33  0  200  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 LIVACIOUS LEE 64-3931       56  23  0  222  STAFF DELIGHT (3883)       KURUKAR
 PISTOL 65-6205              63  55  1  224  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 BATTLESTONE 66-2980         38  35  0  140  FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578)       TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           38  32  0  219  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            66  69  2  194  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 2 PHAT 72-5064              37  22  1  199  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 ADALIUS 74-3513             16   9  1   68  GURTARG'S AXES (5180)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     128 167  2  175  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         35  37  2  135  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              50  55  1  140  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PATRIOT 82-11164            39  28  1  251  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 SUSHI SLINGER 96-1399       14   3  3  131  SEA DOGS (5140)            OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             53  31  5  191  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           29  14  4  140  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE