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Date : 01/03/2006 Duedate: 01/16/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-506
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-ARCANE BEACH 98/5189 770 435 10 63.9 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314
2-HOLIDAY HORRO 6/5114 124 74 1 62.6 10-ORIGINALE BA 72/5188 136 106 3 56.2
3 THEM 21/879 2748 1732 53 61.3 11 FIRE DECK 38/5130 443 353 4 55.7
BOY O'S 51/4027 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 WATER DECK 24/4935
HEROES 77/3408 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
NASTY MOB 21/4730 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
CORPS 74/3405 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
BABES 36/3876 INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
VEGGIES 33/4058 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181
THE BEARS 48/677 LET'S DUEL! 17/5137
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 12-KANSANS 82/5077 998 819 12 54.9
THE SEALS 14/2550 SURPRISE! 29/4789
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822
4 EVENGATE 21/3909 704 449 9 61.1 DIS-TEAM 63/3521
THE REVELATION 1/1582 LOST SOULS II 4/2818
THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983 SURPRISE! 63/4736
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744
GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 DIS-TEAM 33/3691
5 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 125 82 2 60.4 STAFF DELIGHT 64/3883
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 CARE PACKAGE 56/4442
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 BLACK ATTACK 3/5044
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 13 BOXES 60/4147 1683 1444 21 53.8
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 VILLAINS 82/5171
6 PHILLY 82/4942 1639 1185 20 58.0 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
SANDY TOO 82/5159 WHISPERNIGHT 82/5072
POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
BRIAN LOCK 72/5156 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
MY HEROES! 82/4199 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
SPORTZ! 4/4921 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 POWER PLAY 82/5179
PIGS ON PARADE 9/4656 14-HIGHER PURPO 42/5192 9 8 0 52.9
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 15 QUBIT 10/4490 1152 1052 10 52.3
THE GUYS 68/4180 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
HOWIE'S GIRL 65/3546 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/3300
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 VERMIN!! 82/4315
WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
7 BLOOD OATH 30/4879 218 158 3 58.0 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
GORGONITES II 82/4335 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 VERMIN 72/3068
8 RAPTURE 82/4961 526 383 8 57.9 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 16-ARENA FELINES 9/4441 130 124 0 51.2
ENVENOMED 82/4693 17 GLORY BOUND T 2/4931 23 22 0 51.1
MATMATICA 82/4965 BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 18 SUPERIOR FOR 45/5195 733 709 10 50.8
GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
I AM SUCK 82/4760 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
I AM SUCK 97/5055 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152
9 THE JERKS 10/5022 141 103 0 57.8 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747
19 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 49 48 0 50.5 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601 SUNNYDALE 82/4324
MITHRAL HALO 62/4873 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/4477
SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684 THE SABBATS 82/5006
THE SIERRAS 19/4891 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
MANIC MARVELS 11/5193 TOURNEY TEAM 72/5194
20-ORCISH MADME 82/5173 45 45 0 50.0 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
21-SEA DOGS 96/5140 4 4 0 50.0 PIMPS 9/4318
22 ENIGMA 62/4768 291 295 3 49.7 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757 34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 705 855 8 45.2
ALCHEMY 18/4818 35 ERRATA 25/3564 242 294 3 45.1
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 ERRATUM 26/4945
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
OLD SCHOOL 41/5128 36 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 786 969 6 44.8
23 DARKMOON 12/4240 276 279 3 49.7 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
ROMPER ROOM 60/4068 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
SOL INVICTUS 31/5186 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
24 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 247 263 2 48.4 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
25 FRAG 'EM ALL 66/2578 14 15 0 48.3 37 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 274 348 1 44.1
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/3763 38-BLOOM COUNTY 33/4010 37 51 1 42.0
26 FANTASIA 1/4914 992 1076 10 48.0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 54/5187
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 39-RONIN 51/3400 21 29 1 42.0
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 40 WIND STORM 1/2757 62 88 0 41.3
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 WIND STORM 42/5190
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 41-LORDS OF CHA 20/2215 20 30 0 40.0
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 42 GWAR 77/3147 33 55 0 37.5
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 43 ELFQUEST 11/4928 101 172 1 37.0
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 44 MEN 29/4412 802 1516 15 34.6
27 MID EARTH 29/1543 172 192 2 47.3 ARROGANCE 18/2741
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 JOHNS 5/3510
SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 WHY KNOT 63/2669
28 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 994 1117 16 47.1 HABIT 78/4547
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
29 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 23 26 0 46.9 STORIES 49/2835
HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126 MIKES 14/3982
30 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 35 41 2 46.1 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
31 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 261 307 0 46.0 45 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 100 205 0 32.8
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 46 BLUE MOON 9/3907 537 1109 5 32.6
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 BAD APPLES 56/3969
32 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 178 210 2 45.9 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 47-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 14 37 0 27.5
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 48-GURTARG'S AX 74/5180 1 1 0 50.0
33 BRAIN 7/5184 83 98 0 45.9 49 CROC FILES 29/4549 0 1 0 0.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Hail and Happy New Year to all in Talahya!
I'm truly honored and, in truth, a bit surprised to be addressing you as Tower
Guardian this cycle. I had used a TV challenge on the mighty Belial, and the Old Man
had thought merely to test my mettle and see where I stood after my recent good
fortune in the tourney, not really expecting a win. But fortune often favors the
bold, and after taking a couple nasty hits, I rallied with a couple of my own and was
surprised to see him drop at my feet amid the roar of the crowd! Short, sweet, and
painful, which isn't always a bad way to go!!
I am the first of Stik's warriors to hold a throne in ADM. Guess he had a title shot
in Free Blades some years ago with one of the old retired guys, but it didn't pan
out. Anyway, he and I are both honored to be here and as long as I hold this
position, I shall endeavor to show proper respect for it and pen a column (however
brief or boring) for the masses.
I won't be sitting idle up here, taking on all comers who feel like challenging me,
that sort of thing. I've got a TV challenge to make and I'll continue using it to
hold this position for as long as I'm able. Who knows, might not be long at all, for
there are many fine warriors floating around up here who could probably take me on
any given day, but I won't go down without a few swings! Then again, my mass of
blond hair, startling green eyes, and dangerous curves have been enough to win me
some battles on their own! Down, boys!! ;)
Until next time, if there is one, I am,
Mata Hari of Fist of Five
Tower Guardian
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning, my friends!
I used to think three TV challenges was pretty lame for an arena this size. But when
you think about it, some Tournament Victors probably forgot to use their challenge.
Some challenged the same person, wasting all but one of the challenges. Some might
have challenged a warrior who didn't show up for his fight. And so on. Consistently
having three TV challenge fights in our arena is actually doing pretty well.
Case in point: Our Tower Guardian, Mata Hari, has a TV challenge of her own and she
used it. But she was also the most challenged warrior, receiving 6 (count 'em, six!)
challenges altogether. If some of those were TV challenges, too bad so sad, they
were wasted this turn. MATA HARI (41-3812) (56-44-1,297) of FIST OF FIVE TV
challenged W.T. POOH (33-4430) (89-66-0,219) of SNOTZI'S II. MATA HARI devastated
W.T. POOH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Well done, Mata. It
appears to me that you challenged for skills. I hope you learned some. And thank
you for the excellent column.
In our other TV challenges:
* BLONDIE (36-5723) (34-26-1,213) of BABES TV challenged SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (41-14-
3,224) of DARK PANTHEON. BLONDIE handily defeated SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge match.
* THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (34-13-2,188) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged DIRT WORM (82-
2315) (83-54-0,194) of VERMIN!!. THIRD OMEN devastated DIRT WORM in a popular 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest.
Technology was avoided by Gorgonites II. Well done.
Unfortunately, two of our number died this cycle:
* MAX FACTOR (74-3690) (38-9-0,298) of CORPS fought DONAHAR (24-3006) (21-10-0,189)
of MAGIC REALM. MAX FACTOR assassinated DONAHAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight. It
didn't look that mismatched to me, actually, but Max got in a lucky hit. And since
the hothouse pears are sweet and juicy this week, I'll be sending a basket of pears
to Donahar along with a feel-better card signed by the infirmary staff, and a book of
jokes.
* PEACE (19-4280) (50-48-2,238) of DRUNKEN TOAD fought MAN O' WAR (15-4517) (43-26-
1,191) of TRIPLE CROWN. PEACE killed MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute match. Man o' War is
receiving a rhubarb pie, a yellow striped kitten, and a coupon for two free drinks at
the Fifth Eye.
Before I tell you who is our overall popularity leader, would anyone like to guess?
Right! It's Ho-Chan the Axe! COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (97-58-1,215) of FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (129-167-2,186) of SAND DANCERS. In his
glittery-white tunic...I mean, hotora...Ho-Chan made a bold fashion statement, which
was even more dramatic with blood on it. COUCH POTATO handily defeated HO-CHAN THE
AXE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight. That's the thing about Ho-Chan, he always
hangs on long enough so that everyone has time to enjoy all the leaping and
spectacular swings. Blood often flies, along with fringe and severed beads. What a
show!
This week's favorite warrior was Swingdaddy-O, whose name I particularly like.
SWINGDADDY-O (42-3921) (45-53-0,140) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought WALL OF GLASS (11-5534)
(37-40-0,116) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. SWINGDADDY-O was unbelievably bested by WALL OF
GLASS in a 5 minute match. Note that it wasn't a popular fight. Scum sympathy.
And who did we like the least? I'm afraid it was Marcinko, who engineered this
cycle's longest battle. Even though everyone admitted the fight was exciting. I
guess too many members of the voting public had been planning on a restroom break at
that time, and they were quite impatient. CARNAL (21-5388) (46-41-0,200) of GRIM
FANDANGO fought MARCINKO (97-961) (54-31-5,205) of ROGUE WARRIOR. CARNAL was
savagely defeated by MARCINKO in an exciting 11 minute gruesome match.
Well...that's it. Do I have any advice? Why yes, I do. Stay warm! Have a happy!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATA HARI 41-3812 57 44 1 322 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 39 9 1 337 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 32 11 0 311 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
PATRIOT 82-11164 41 28 1 307 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 68 61 3 306 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 51 48 3 304 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 60 38 1 272 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 51 37 1 260 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
PUNCH IT 82-1193 31 13 2 253 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
BURST 25-3654 48 38 1 251 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
ASSAULT 82-2043 78 45 1 245 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 40 32 0 243 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 63 82 17 241 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
BLONDIE 36-5723 35 26 1 238 BABES (3876) JHANS
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 60 47 3 232 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886 27 10 0 232 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 113 49 0 230 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 49 34 1 230 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
LOCKED IN 32-4049 37 18 2 230 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 72 58 1 229 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
QUIETUS 10-5165 41 21 1 226 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 98 58 1 224 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
EVERSTORM 69-641 68 69 2 223 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
NEPHRON 30-4147 48 51 1 223 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-LIVACIOUS LEE 64-3931 56 23 0 222 STAFF DELIGHT (3883) KURUKAR
GRAY WIND 6-5201 34 26 1 221 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 41 23 3 220 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 72 80 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 64 61 1 218 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
VIGO 18-6086 51 17 0 218 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 35 13 2 217 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 144 74 3 214 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 73 65 0 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SMUNCH 18-8337 27 5 1 213 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 88 80 1 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MARCINKO 97-961 55 31 5 212 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
DOAMER 18-2265 43 49 1 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANTISSA 82-9324 22 8 1 210 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 71 71 0 209 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 61 57 1 209 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
QUASAR 18-5925 39 47 0 209 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
CROCONAW 24-4475 34 17 1 209 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
NEVERMORE 1-5260 50 44 2 207 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
-THE MADMAN 21-2420 45 32 3 207 THEM (879) SUNSET
-BRUNO 51-4332 44 21 2 207 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 40 50 0 207 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 53 22 1 206 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 43 20 2 206 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 41 47 0 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NORAF 82-3856 40 23 0 206 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 58 52 0 205 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 83 42 2 204 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 54 72 3 204 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
CARNAL 21-5388 46 42 0 204 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-DANGER BOX 60-4963 42 39 0 203 BOXES (4147) ARADI
JESUS 82-5459 63 40 3 202 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 46 48 0 202 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
JACKASS 21-4526 33 36 0 202 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
DR BOERNER 17-5383 32 24 3 202 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 22 5 0 202 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 73 70 2 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 49 48 1 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PERSEUS 72-1612 43 27 1 201 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 33 31 3 201 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 14 4 0 201 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
ELENDUR 29-2013 67 59 1 200 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
-UNOC 82-12676 29 22 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
QRAPPY 10-4761 64 73 1 199 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
ACK VERT 18-7429 56 42 1 199 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-DALLAS 18-6860 38 37 0 199 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
-FINALITY 82-4063 28 14 1 199 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
-VALERIAN 82-17255 19 3 0 199 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 67 53 2 198 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
SPUTTER 82-15095 48 38 1 198 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
-IN THE PIG! 96-864 34 25 6 198 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
PISTOL 65-6205 64 56 1 197 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
-BRUCE 51-3906 35 38 2 197 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 35 8 0 197 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
-FOG 21-4416 76 74 0 196 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
-STRONGEST #3 40-173 57 119 1 196 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 51 91 4 196 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 50 47 0 196 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
STILLWATER 25-3762 35 62 0 196 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
SULACCO 4-5128 40 42 2 195 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
RYRELEE 59-478 36 22 1 195 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
JULIA 60-4651 36 41 0 195 ROMPER ROOM (4068) ARADI
RUTHLESS 15-4591 36 20 0 195 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 35 30 1 195 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 30 2 195 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 26 12 1 195 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 60 69 0 194 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
SLY 97-1279 21 14 8 194 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 19 5 1 194 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
PORK CHOP 9-3878 17 8 1 194 PIGS ON PARADE (4656) ZUKAL
W.T. POOH 33-4430 89 67 0 193 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 26 2 193 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 41 15 3 192 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
KHIRZA 7-1862 138 152 3 191 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 129 168 2 191 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
2 PHAT 72-5064 38 23 1 191 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
CITATION 15-3925 29 19 0 191 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
GYRADOS 24-4476 29 9 0 191 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 26 5 0 191 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 24 13 1 191 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
HARMONY 82-26932 21 10 2 191 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 43 27 1 190 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 34 19 0 190 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
DONAHAR 24-3006 21 11 0 190 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 31 17 0 189 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
CIARAN 1-7176 30 23 1 188 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 28 21 1 188 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
DIRT WORM 82-2315 83 55 0 187 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 55 47 1 187 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 57 53 5 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 52 49 0 186 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
-CARE-LESS 56-3356 41 17 0 185 CARE PACKAGE (4442) ROCANIS
GOOBATRON 7-5026 39 44 1 184 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
CARPET BURN 3-5698 56 57 0 183 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 44 42 1 183 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 16 14 2 183 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
TOOFLESS 2-5103 54 19 0 182 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
ED 209 5-3955 42 56 4 182 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 37 27 2 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 19 12 1 181 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CORKSCREW 1-4743 49 60 0 180 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
GORDIAN 63-2104 43 35 0 180 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 38 35 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
RIFT 12-3922 35 28 1 180 SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300) RIZTAB
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 29 16 2 180 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
SLAKE 82-12993 20 24 0 180 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
RETARD 68-7501 15 8 0 179 POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 41 39 2 178 THE BEARS (677) CAER
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 34 19 2 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 41 41 0 175 DARKMOON (4240) RIZTAB
-MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 34 31 0 175 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215) SEAM
VERRA 1-5306 53 55 1 174 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 31 14 4 174 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
DONNA 36-5966 24 12 0 174 BABES (3876) JHANS
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 27 41 0 173 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
-DIS-TEMPER 33-5567 24 10 0 173 DIS-TEAM (3691) NIATOLI ISLAND
BLACK EYE 60-6163 41 25 0 172 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 40 35 0 172 FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578) TARRGIR
WEYLUND 82-3660 27 19 1 172 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
HOFFA 49-3185 70 116 0 171 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 51 69 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 38 31 1 171 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
THE NOTHING 1-3297 35 34 0 171 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
JOHN 29-4177 58 89 1 170 MEN (4412) LAPUR
HO HUM HO 18-7884 41 37 3 170 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WILLY T MAC 82-5925 17 18 0 170 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 60 44 0 169 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-SCRAG 82-1704 14 5 0 169 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
BLAK MASK 21-5935 25 13 1 168 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
LETHE 9-4782 49 53 3 167 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 40 57 3 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-ELEKTRA 4-3652 35 21 0 166 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 37 13 0 165 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 40 50 0 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 71 78 4 163 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-SUPERIOR II 75-760 31 16 3 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 54 39 2 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ING 41-3532 28 20 1 162 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
-TITANIA 65-5835 29 20 0 160 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
COBRA 29-4355 24 21 1 160 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 15 7 0 159 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG
CHIP 60-4413 14 15 1 159 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
AKLAR 62-3700 24 22 1 158 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 15 13 0 158 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 45 55 0 157 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BUBBA 7-4833 34 78 0 156 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
ASSUR 18-7821 22 61 2 156 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 19 4 0 156 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
QUIFF 10-4779 28 17 0 155 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
GODIVA 74-2800 24 14 0 154 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 20 7 0 153 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 24 12 0 151 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AURORA 1-5864 34 35 1 150 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 15 16 0 148 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 66 75 3 147 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 56 60 1 147 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
COL SALOMON 17-5290 41 51 1 146 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
F. TIM 78-2315 51 56 1 144 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
WARTORTLE 24-4521 20 8 1 142 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 27 36 2 139 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
DALI PARTON 18-3274 54 75 3 138 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 38 41 0 137 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-METEOR SHOWER 60-4563 33 22 0 137 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
-SEGAL 14-3779 22 12 0 137 THE SEALS (2550) TOBIR
FALCON 82-11173 20 11 1 137 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
BLUE 19-4647 19 15 0 135 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 38 40 0 134 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 23 1 0 134 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 38 34 0 132 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 35 38 2 131 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 40 34 2 129 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
FRED 65-5333 37 19 0 128 MYSTERY MACHINE (3763) DAL SHANG
SKYWISE 11-5687 35 41 1 128 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 34 24 1 128 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 45 54 0 126 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TELA 30-2973 27 28 1 121 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
T. ZER 9-5011 21 10 2 121 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
-VASSAL 18-7637 31 16 2 119 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ADAM 7-4830 35 77 2 118 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
SIRTON 82-9190 24 21 0 116 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
NICKEL 26-4240 25 24 0 114 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
-STONEFISH 24-4489 31 17 0 110 AUSSIE KILLERS (4819) ZORPUNT
ZAKAU 5-4623 29 18 0 110 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-DROPPED SOAP 29-4208 20 5 1 110 SURPRISE! (4789) LAPUR
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 25 19 0 109 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 29 38 1 107 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MARK 5-4088 47 99 2 104 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-TABETA UNIS 17-6405 20 44 0 104 MIDDLE WAY (4534) ALJAFIR
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 32 49 0 103 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-HAYDAN 1-7356 18 48 1 103 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (3767) MORDANT
ROGUE 7 4-5813 23 21 0 101 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 23 17 0 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 31 29 2 98 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-WETBOX 60-5229 22 15 2 97 BOXES (4147) ARADI
-BITTER VETCH 56-3762 21 34 0 97 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 17 5 0 97 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
JONES 14-1283 30 147 6 96 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400 19 8 1 96 SURPRISE! (4736) AMEN-TEI
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 26 20 3 95 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
-BLONDE GRENADE 40-4069 22 27 2 95 BEYOND THE PALE (3897) ZENSU
-CADEX CFM 18-3366 9 2 1 95 THE BIKE SHOP (4983) TALCAMA
TWIG 82-25226 21 16 0 94 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
BAGMAN 4-5890 22 21 1 93 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 28 91 0 92 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-JENIPHER 40-4091 24 19 1 92 BEYOND THE PALE (3897) ZENSU
ROCKWELL 7-5003 15 7 0 91 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE MOLE 42-4118 20 27 1 88 DELVERS (3453) RODEKI
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 37 108 1 87 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
-SLASHIN' SPECK 36-5854 19 27 2 86 ANARKYSTS (3441) JHANS
ORAL B 82-10020 18 6 0 86 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 33 37 2 85 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 19 12 0 85 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
-TRAUMER 4-5897 18 28 2 84 DREAMERS (5065) JHELUM
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 51 46 0 81 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
-CUTTER JOHN 33-468 29 26 3 81 BLOOM COUNTY (4010) NIATOLI ISLAND
-ELWERTH 3-4127 21 17 1 81 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670 14 7 1 81 SANDY TOO (5159) DWES EG
ODDJOB 82-18436 11 9 1 81 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
CHASITY BELT 18-6507 20 8 0 80 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
ADOBE 17-6033 32 11 0 79 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
QUINTAL 18-8341 26 11 2 79 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
DEATH FOG 45-4017 22 7 0 79 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
-SLAYIN STAYNER 36-5891 20 17 2 79 ANARKYSTS (3441) JHANS
MAGENTA 3-5711 55 93 0 78 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
QAEDA, AL 10-5302 22 30 1 78 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
-DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417 14 6 0 78 LET'S DUEL! (5137) ALJAFIR
-SUPPLY SIDE 22-6358 20 16 0 76 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
HONEY 11-6368 18 19 1 76 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
FURRY BOX 72-4314 6 3 0 76 BRIAN LOCK (5156) DRAGONHEAD
TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 3 2 0 76 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
-BRUSHFIRE 60-7168 30 13 0 74 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 21 13 1 74 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546 16 3 1 73 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
-BEN WA 4-4335 18 3 1 71 LOST SOULS II (2818) JHELUM
FRANK 3-5707 51 98 1 69 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
TYCANE 60-6001 22 15 1 69 SWIFT CURRENT (4684) ARADI
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 20 15 1 69 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 46 65 1 68 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
WIRLITZ 3-4861 19 8 1 68 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
-ADALIUS 74-3513 16 9 1 68 GURTARG'S AXES (5180) DAYLA KIV
-MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 19 6 1 67 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
-DEAD PIG 65-4783 5 1 0 67 HOWIE'S GIRL (3546) DAL SHANG
MABON 82-10314 3 17 0 67 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
-SWEATY 7-4850 13 9 0 66 BRAIN (5184) BONSUR
WOLVERINE 82-6651 4 11 0 66 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 26 19 2 65 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
NOTTHUR 3-4740 21 10 1 65 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 33 16 0 64 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-FONZ 74-3332 17 7 1 64 LAME ALLIANCES (4747) DAYLA KIV
-AULDRYMBREI 74-3264 17 5 1 64 GURTARG'S AXES (5180) DAYLA KIV
-ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 10 8 3 64 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
-CONTENDER 82-11167 6 4 0 64 WHISPERNIGHT (5072) DWES EG
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 40 63 0 62 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DARK STAR 30-4468 26 10 1 62 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
TATHARLI 33-4505 22 35 0 62 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
BOOKIE 18-8458 21 27 0 60 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
-QUICKSAND 60-6554 18 9 1 60 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
-ECLIPSE 46-2740 19 2 0 59 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (2205) ARDIVENT
-BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 19 2 0 59 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-BODEL 11-4970 16 11 0 59 MANIC MARVELS (5193) ARUAK CITY
-EM 15-3737 26 47 0 57 LORDS OF DARKNESS (4477) MALCORN
COCAINE 78-2311 29 82 0 56 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 15 20 1 56 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
RUG BURN 18-3702 31 68 4 55 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BERTHA 30-4469 22 14 1 55 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
CHARLIE 29-4555 20 26 0 55 CROC FILES (4549) LAPUR
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 12 1 55 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
-BLACKWIND 15-2518 15 7 2 54 STARBASE 5 (5091) MALCORN
-LENEXA 82-22809 11 2 0 54 KANSANS (5077) DWES EG
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 28 30 0 52 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
JERICO 7-4862 30 75 0 51 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223 9 4 0 51 DIS-TEAM (3521) AMEN-TEI
-WASP 96-1335 8 10 3 49 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
STRONGBOW 11-5686 24 49 0 47 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
RAINSONG 11-6128 22 33 0 47 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-SCOURGE 18-7847 22 17 0 46 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 10 9 3 44 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 16 8 1 42 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 23 29 1 33 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
-DIS-COMBOBULATE 63-2222 8 4 1 32 DIS-TEAM (3521) AMEN-TEI
-NOSE KICKER 82-20640 0 3 0 31 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
BART WELLENS 11-4848 15 12 0 28 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
-BLACK HEART 3-5182 0 2 0 16 BLACK ATTACK (5044) OSKSI
MARCIANO 96-1446 10 8 4 15 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816 0 2 0 0 WEIRD STUFF II (5177) CIMMERIAC
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
DONAHAR 24-3006 21 11 0 MAGIC REALM 4987 MAX FACTOR 74-3690 506
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 43 27 1 TRIPLE CROWN 3914 PEACE 19-4280 506
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Aklar -- My dear boy, you are ambitious! I like to see that in a man. And all
things considered, you did well, too. I also like a man who fights well but not, you
know, quite as well as I do! I'd be glad to buy you a drink, if something should be
available besides lake water. -- Lethe
Lethe -- Besides lake water? What bars do you frequent? -- Galen
Falcon -- Twelve circles? Doesn't that make you dizzy? Ah, that must explain the
"untamed berserker energy"! But I would recommend that next time you do NOT spin
around twelve times before attacking. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. I didn't really think you were pathetic, OR tell you that you'd wasted your
time getting up today. What I SAID was, "*I* should have stayed in bed today." Why
not, after all?
Galen -- Just so you know, in honor of the season, today I will be wearing glittery
white and ice-blue, with slate-colored accents. -- Ho-Chan
Ho-Chan -- That's a nice start to this dismal stretch between holidays. Why not
make it festive? We should call it something...the Ides of Winter or the Season
of Glitterwind, something like that. -- Galen
Succotash -- Yuck, lima beans! -- Tatharli
P.S. An herbalist once told me that taken in excess, lima beans can be poisonous. I
believed him. They should've kept them in Lima.
P.P.S. I didn't really NEED the "home-town match" thing. I could've gone along just
fine without it.
Retard -- Your team name is too long. But, duh, you're too dumb to realize this? --
Delice the Red
P.S. Your fixation on my fundament was not appreciated.
Galen -- Quiet? Not so! The echoes were amazing. Ah...did you leave before I got
into the yodeling contest with Khirza? That's when the echoes were amazing. -- Ho-
Chan
P.S. They tell me that the echoes actually continued for seven hours after we were,
ah, asked to leave by the management. They actually had to close the place down! I
call that a good evening's work.
That was you? I thought they were doing those experiments in the infirmary
again. I mean, "caring for the injured far into the night." Well, that's a
relief! (smiling) Carry on then. -- Galen
Audie Murphy -- That was a good fight. But when you broke my sword, there was no way
to defend myself against you. Well done. -- Khirza
Ho-Chan -- I won! But it's too bad Fireheart wasn't there. Nobody yodels better
than a tomcat. -- Khirza
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MATA HARI devastated W.T. POOH in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BLONDIE handily defeated SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THIRD OMEN devastated DIRT WORM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BIG STRONG MAN savagely defeated MIGHTY MITE in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
COUCH POTATO handily defeated HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PATRIOT vanquished TOOFLESS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CIARAN was defeated by BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH was handily defeated by SMUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LOCKED IN demolished RUTHLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KEOKOTAH was handily defeated by BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
ELKIN HEMROCK subdued CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
GRAY WIND handily defeated QUID PRO QUO in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE HAPPY HOOKER devastated SLAKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE BUTCHER was overpowered by NEPHRON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HARRY THE AXE was devastated by SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FALCON was overpowered by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GYRADOS overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
AKLAR was beaten by DARK THUNDER in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
HARMONY narrowly defeated RIFT in a action packed 4 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
DONNA devastated ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WARTORTLE defeated POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
T. ZER vanquished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
BLOODY MOUTH defeated DALI PARTON in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
DARK TYPHLOSION overpowered SIRTON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TERRIBLE TWO overpowered BLUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE was vanquished by TYCANE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ODDJOB won victory over RUG BURN in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fray.
TWIG demolished FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PRIVATE PROPERTY was beaten by ROCKWELL in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
MARCIANO was handily defeated by JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SUCCOTASH vanquished QAEDA, AL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PEACE killed MAN O' WAR in a 2 minute match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO devastated THRASHER MALONE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
AUDIE MURPHY demolished THE WHEAT KING in a exciting 5 minute mismatched match.
IRON HEAD LEE beat MICHELLE RROSTARR in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
CROCONAW was handily defeated by SIR VIVOR in a 5 minute mismatched match.
VIGO savagely defeated GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome battle.
BURST devastated SALLY RIDE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
YELLOWJACKET was handily defeated by DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PORK CHOP was overpowered by THE BISMARCK in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JESUS was savagely defeated by SPOTTED PONY in a popular 4 minute brutal match.
SULACCO was narrowly defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
NEVERMORE was handily defeated by BELIAL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PISTOL was subdued by GENEVIEVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
QUIETUS overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
ASSAULT beat PIPE BOMB in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
DARQ SPIRIT handily defeated DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
PERSIANA JONES was demolished by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PUNCH IT devastated CHEESE STEAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM devastated KHIRZA in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
MAX FACTOR assassinated DONAHAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was overcome by MANTISSA in a exciting 1 minute contest.
PERSEUS beat GORDIAN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
2 PHAT subdued COOKIE SNORT in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CHOKING CHICKEN handily defeated JIM PENGOUIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EBONSKAITH savagely defeated STILLWATER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
CUP O'PIZZA lost to PYGMY SHREW in a popular 2 minute duel.
DR BOERNER overpowered CARPET BURN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM beat BLACK EYE in a 2 minute brutal battle.
NORAF vanquished HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LIL NOIR vanquished VERRA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOOBATRON was demolished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
QUASAR devastated QUIFF in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
JUST A JOB TO DO beat CORKSCREW in a exciting 6 minute brutal conflict.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD won victory over SNIPER BEAR in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
JULIA overpowered CHIMPANZEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
RYRELEE demolished THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
ACK VERT vanquished VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was subdued by QRAPPY in a 2 minute fray.
SPUTTER handily defeated LETHE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
ED 209 was bested by CITATION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
STANLEY'S CUP beat SNAPPY GEORGE in a popular 3 minute match.
JACKASS handily defeated SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK was overcome by JOHNNY B GOODE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CARNAL was savagely defeated by MARCINKO in a exciting 11 minute gruesome match.
ELENDUR vanquished CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven match.
MASKED SHREW vanquished WILLY T MAC in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
WEYLUND devastated FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
COBRA handily defeated ZAKAU in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
JOHN overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ARTEMISIA won victory over DELICE THE RED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BLAK MASK was overpowered by SLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LIPPS MCFRENZY vanquished F. TIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
ING beat COL SALOMON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
RETARD demolished IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was vanquished by EVIL ELMO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven melee.
BATTLESTONE demolished PUDDING PARADE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX handily defeated ADAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
GOUT GOUT was demolished by BUBBA in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
WILLIE BROWN devastated TELA in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT overpowered SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HO HUM HO overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK handily defeated FRED in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CHIP lost to DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute melee.
MARK lost to NICKEL in a popular 2 minute fight.
SWINGDADDY-O was unbelievably bested by WALL OF GLASS in a 5 minute match.
CRAZED GOBLIN devastated THIRD BASE SPOCK in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
GODIVA vanquished KNUCKLE JAW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DARK STAR was overpowered by BAGMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MESSENGER BIRD overpowered COCAINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
2 + 2 = 4 was overcome by LE PAIN DLG in a popular 4 minute struggle.
QUINTAL was subdued by SWEATCAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
ROGUE 7 subdued NOTTHUR in a 2 minute contest.
DAIRY COW FOREPLAY was overpowered by BART WELLENS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JONES demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 4 minute gory one-sided contest.
WOLVERINE demolished HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
TRUMAN CAPOTE bested TATHARLI in a 2 minute match.
L'ORC BLEU was luckily beaten by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 3 minute competition.
ADOBE won victory over HONEY in a exciting 4 minute brutal melee.
ORAL B overpowered STRONGBOW in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MABON was defeated by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
CHASITY BELT subdued WIRLITZ in a exciting 1 minute bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was handily defeated by CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
DEATH FOG overpowered BOOKIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
FURRY BOX overpowered CHARLIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FUZZY BUZZCUT handily defeated BERTHA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
PSYCHO BITCH subdued CRAZY FINGERS in a popular 1 minute battle.
RAINSONG was devastated by S. MARY ROSE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MAGENTA unbelievably bested HOLY SCHLITZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 64 AIMED BLOW 144 - 120 - 1 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 34 WALL OF STEEL 173 - 150 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 34 SLASHING ATTACK 171 - 156 - 3 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 31 LUNGING ATTACK 330 - 308 - 5 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 21 TOTAL PARRY 112 - 114 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 20 PARRY-STRIKE 36 - 41 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 PARRY-LUNGE 87 - 105 - 0 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 70 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 BASHING ATTACK 44 - 60 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 32 - 0 30 |
Turn 506 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 20 - 11 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 11 5 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 20 - 14 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 18 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 7 3 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 32 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 12
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 8
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MATA HARI 41-3812 57 44 1 322 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK MAX FACTOR 74-3690 39 9 1 337 CORPS (3405)
WALL OF STEEL PEACE 19-4280 51 48 3 304 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)
PARRY-LUNGE BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 63 82 17 241 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 113 49 0 230 SIR AGLIO (2079)
STRIKING ATTACK PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 72 80 0 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK DOAMER 18-2265 43 49 1 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 73 70 2 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ELENDUR 29-2013 67 59 1 200 MID EARTH (1543)
PARRY-STRIKE CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 35 8 0 197 THE JERKS (5022)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921. The ten other most popular fighters were
CORKSCREW 1-4743, CARNAL 21-5388, VIGO 18-6086, HONEY 11-6368, MABON 82-10314, AKLAR
62-3700, CROCONAW 24-4475, AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160, SPOTTED PONY 4-3975, and BIG STRONG
MAN 18-6619.
The least popular fighter this week was MARCINKO 97-961. The other ten least popular
fighters were CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480, CHARLIE 29-4555, COCAINE 78-2311, DARK STAR
30-4468, KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129, FRED 65-5333, SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, SKYWISE 11-5687,
TELA 30-2973, and GOUT GOUT 18-7948.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 7 0 ZORPUNT(24) 2 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 4 5 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ARADI(60) 2 3 0
JHELUM(4) 5 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 4 0 LAPUR(29) 5 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 IAYE(30) 3 4 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 4 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 3 0 0
KOLACT(10) 3 4 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 2 7 0 JHANS(36) 2 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 3 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 0 1
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 10 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 3 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 17 14 0
TALCAMA(18) 23 9 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 1 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 3 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 49 34 1 230 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
TOOFLESS 2-5103 54 19 0 182 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 60 38 1 272 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 72 58 1 229 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 28 21 1 188 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
GRAY WIND 6-5201 34 26 1 221 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 144 74 3 214 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 28 30 0 52 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
PORK CHOP 9-3878 17 8 1 194 PIGS ON PARADE (4656) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 113 49 0 230 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 31 17 0 189 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 14 4 0 201 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 30 147 6 96 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 64 61 1 218 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 51 37 1 260 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
DR BOERNER 17-5383 32 24 3 202 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 32 11 0 311 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 51 48 3 304 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
CARNAL 21-5388 46 42 0 204 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
CROCONAW 24-4475 34 17 1 209 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
BURST 25-3654 48 38 1 251 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NICKEL 26-4240 25 24 0 114 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 58 52 0 205 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 41 23 3 220 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 48 51 1 223 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 19 4 0 156 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
LOCKED IN 32-4049 37 18 2 230 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 89 67 0 193 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 60 69 0 194 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
BLONDIE 36-5723 35 26 1 238 BABES (3876) JHANS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 23 1 0 134 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
MATA HARI 41-3812 57 44 1 322 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 40 50 0 207 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 22 7 0 79 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 23 29 1 33 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 41 39 2 178 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 70 116 0 171 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 66 75 3 147 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 67 53 2 198 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
RYRELEE 59-478 36 22 1 195 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 46 48 0 202 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 22 5 0 202 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 30 2 195 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 43 35 0 180 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 64 56 1 197 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 40 35 0 172 FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578) TARRGIR
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 40 32 0 243 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
EVERSTORM 69-641 68 69 2 223 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
PERSEUS 72-1612 43 27 1 201 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 39 9 1 337 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 129 168 2 191 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 26 2 193 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 51 56 1 144 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PATRIOT 82-11164 41 28 1 307 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
MARCIANO 96-1446 10 8 4 15 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 55 31 5 212 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 31 14 4 174 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE