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Date : 01/17/2006 Duedate: 01/30/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-507
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 MIKE'S INK 62/4677 410 242 5 62.9 8 THE JERKS 10/5022 141 106 0 57.1
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 9 FIRE DECK 38/5130 453 357 4 55.9
2 CORPS 74/3405 2752 1738 53 61.3 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 WATER DECK 24/4935
HEROES 77/3408 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
NASTY MOB 21/4730 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
BABES 36/3876 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
VEGGIES 33/4058 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
THE BEARS 48/677 INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 LET'S DUEL! 17/5137
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181
3 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 705 453 9 60.9 10 I TRAINED TH 30/3047 998 820 12 54.9
THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983 11 VILLAINS 82/5171 1692 1446 21 53.9
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 POWER PLAY 82/5179
4 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 126 82 2 60.6 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 12-HIGHER PURPO 42/5192 9 8 0 52.9
5 PHILLY 82/4942 1651 1188 20 58.2 13 QUBIT 10/4490 1161 1061 10 52.3
BRIAN LOCK 72/5156 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
SILK II 73/4085 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864 SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/3300
SANDY TOO 82/5159 VERMIN!! 82/4315
MY HEROES! 82/4199 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
SPORTZ! 4/4921 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
THE GUYS 68/4180 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128 VERMIN 72/3068
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 14 GLORY BOUND T 2/4931 24 22 0 52.2
PIGS ON PARADE 9/4656 BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144
HOWIE'S GIRL 65/3546 15 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 53 49 0 52.0
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
6 BLOOD OATH 30/4879 220 159 3 58.0 SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684
GORGONITES II 82/4335 MANIC MARVELS 11/5193
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 16 ARENA FELINES 2/5196 130 124 0 51.2
7 RAPTURE 82/4961 533 389 8 57.8 17 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 735 716 10 50.7
INCANTATION 18/5178 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
MATMATICA 82/4965 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
ENVENOMED 82/4693 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/5166
GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
I AM SUCK 82/4760 SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195
SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183
I AM SUCK 97/5055 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
18 PARTY ANIMALS 5/4766 182 180 1 50.3 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
19-ORCISH MADME 82/5173 45 45 0 50.0 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
20 ENIGMA 62/4768 296 299 3 49.7 30 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 181 211 2 46.2
UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
ALCHEMY 18/4818 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 31 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 24 28 0 46.2
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 706 855 8 45.2
OLD SCHOOL 41/5128 33-ERRATA 25/3564 242 294 3 45.1
21 DARKMOON 12/4240 277 281 3 49.6 ERRATUM 26/4945
AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859
ROMPER ROOM 60/4068 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
22 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 248 264 2 48.4 34 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 791 973 6 44.8
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
23 FRAG 'EM ALL 66/2578 15 16 0 48.4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/3763 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
24 FANTASIA 1/4914 1001 1083 10 48.0 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 275 348 1 44.1
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 36 WIND STORM 1/2757 63 89 0 41.4
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 37 RONIN 51/3400 21 31 1 40.4
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 38-LORDS OF CHA 20/2215 20 30 0 40.0
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 39 GWAR 77/3147 36 57 0 38.7
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 FEAR FACTORY 61/2926
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 40 ELFQUEST 11/4928 104 177 1 37.0
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
25 MID EARTH 29/1543 174 194 2 47.3 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 41 MEN 29/4412 805 1528 16 34.5
26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1004 1138 16 46.9 ARROGANCE 18/2741
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 WHY KNOT 63/2669
27 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 36 41 2 46.8 JOHNS 5/3510
28 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 267 308 0 46.4 HABIT 78/4547
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 STORIES 49/2835
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 MIKES 14/3982
29 PIMPS 9/4318 87 101 0 46.3 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366 42 MADTOWN 25/5125 1 2 0 33.3
HARE CONTROL 59/4869 43 BLUE MOON 9/3907 538 1112 5 32.6
LAME ALLIANCES 74/4747 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
SUNNYDALE 82/4324 BAD APPLES 56/3969
INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
THE SABBATS 82/5006 44 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 100 208 0 32.5
TOURNEY TEAM 72/5194 45 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 14 38 0 26.9
UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007 46 CROC FILES 29/4549 1 1 0 50.0
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 47 THE FALLEN 36/5089 0 1 0 0.0
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THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Hail and well met, all you Islanders! The blond temptress is back for another go
'round, it seems! It is indeed good to be the Queen!
My challenge went out to an unsuspecting stuffed child's toy last cycle, and beating
him was once again child's play. As it should be for one of my style against one of
his at this level. He kept simpering something about "hunny" and "where's
Christopher Robin!" and on and on as I whacked him about. All the others of his ilk
will most likely be forewarned and avoiding now. Just as well, I grow bored of them
already....
This cycle I think I'll send out my challenge to the two highest ranked of my own
style, see what sort of fight they can give me. Patriot, let's see just how "loyal
to the crown" you are. Some time ago you put down one of my stablemates in short
order, but I'm a bit more formidable at this point. Perhaps my womanly charms will
cast their spell and you'll just stand there with that silly half-grin men seem to
grow when they're around me, and then I'll split you neck to navel with my blade
before you know what hit you! Ah, then you'll be seeking the charms of another woman
on this Isle, the kind that raises corpses from the dead. One way or another, I
think it shall be fairly quick whichever way the tables turn. We shall see!
Six challenges on me last cycle, it's enough to make a girl feel wanted! My guess is
half the managers in our grand arena will be focusing their attention elsewhere, on
the grand tournament, and I'll have my way once more. The fates will tell us all by
the time you read this. Until next time, if there is one, I remain,
Mata Hari of Fist of Five
Tower Guardian of Talahya
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good morning! Have a happy!
My chef just baked up twelve dozen happies and brought them to the arena. They're
still warm! I like the cheese ones.
A forsythia poked its head out of a curtain of snow this morning and saw its shadow.
I'm afraid that means six more weeks of winter...let's have a show of hands. How
many of you know what a forsythia is? It's a plant that gets stalks covered with
tiny yellow blossoms--of such a concentrated yellow that they are almost orange--in
the spring. It's very...springlike. Kind of a harbinger, which I think is another
type of flower. And it's a bit early for harbingers, isn't it? We're still having
snowball fights. Six more weeks of winter sounds about right, eh? If you feel a bit
chilly, just have another happy.
A Tower Guardian's TV challenge does not carry any more weight than that of any other
Tournament Victor. Too bad for W.T. Pooh. W.T. was challenged and beaten by
Patriot. PATRIOT (82-11164) (41-28-1,307) of BRAVE NEW WORLD challenged W.T. POOH
(33-4430) (89-67-0,193) of SNOTZI'S II. PATRIOT overpowered W.T. POOH in a popular 3
minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Poor W.T., who last cycle was challenged by the
Tower Guardian, seems to be getting knocked around pretty savagely in the upper
ranks. He did put up a good fight... but how does this pertain to Tournament Victor
challenges, you may ask?
It was Patriot who challenged W.T. Pooh. And Patriot was TV challenged by our Tower
Guardian, Mata Hari. But the blonde bombshell was also TV challenged by Belial,
whose challenge was given a higher priority by the Gladiatorial Commission. Why, you
may ask? Rumor has it that a Commission executive made advances to the lovely lady
and was rejected. Noticing afterwards that Mata Hari had been TV challenged by a
fellow Aimed Blow practitioner whose record indicated that he might beat her, this
fellow reportedly gave precedence to Belial's challenge. He wanted to see her get
beaten...but he was to be disappointed. BELIAL (7-3838) (144-74-3,214) of WICKED
MARTYRS TV challenged MATA HARI (41-3812) (57-44-1,322) of FIST OF FIVE. BELIAL was
overcome by MATA HARI in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title match. Did she split him
from top to bottom as she had promised to do to Patriot? No. Side to side.
(whistling) That was VER-Y impressive.
We had three other Tournament Victor challenges and they all went better than poor
Belial's:
* THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (35-13-2,217) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged DIRT WORM (82-
2315) (83-55-0,187) of VERMIN!!. THIRD OMEN devastated DIRT WORM in a 3 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
* BLONDIE (36-5723) (35-26-1,238) of BABES TV challenged GENEVIEVE (68-3561) (40-32-
0,243) of VISIONIST INC II. BLONDIE vanquished GENEVIEVE in a popular 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.
* EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (31-14-4,174) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged BLOODY MOUTH (30-
3823) (15-16-0,148) of BLOOD OATH. EVIL ELMO overpowered BLOODY MOUTH in a 4 minute
mismatched Challenge match.
Center for Olds was avoided by Solaran Berserk. Good!
I'm sorry to report that one of our number was killed this cycle. MARK (5-4088) (47-
99-2,104) of JOHNS fought TATIANA SEASPRITE (11-4951) (32-49-0,103) of SCARLET
KNIGHTS. MARK viciously butchered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
brutal match. Crowd pleasing? That is overstating the case more than a bit. It was
an exciting match, but I think we were all sorry to see someone die. I've sent the
lovely Ms. Seasprite a basket of hothouse peaches and a yellow striped kitten. Does
anyone else want a kitten? My landlady is looking for homes for them.
Despite his hearty encouragement of the noble forsythia, our perennial Popularity
Leader ended up with blood on his vivid yellow outfit today. PIPE BOMB (82-8012)
(53-22-1,206) of ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (129-168-
2,191) of SAND DANCERS. PIPE BOMB demolished HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute
mismatched Challenge competition.
Yes, yes, it was scum sympathy, but I have to say that I like Cookie Snort's style.
COOKIE SNORT (42-3954) (40-50-0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE was voted this cycle's
favorite warrior after he fought YORGO (40-3071) (35-10-1,137) of BLOOD & IRON.
COOKIE SNORT was luckily beaten by YORGO in an action packed 7 minute bloody contest.
Hmm...the warrior names some managers come up with. And yet it was not Psycho Bitch
who was least popular this cycle. PSYCHO BITCH (82-18670) (14-7-1,81) of SANDY TOO
fought TATHARLI (33-4505) (22-35-0,62) of THE SEWING CIRCLE. PSYCHO BITCH devastated
TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. The audience was on its feet yelling
"Tatharli, Home Guard! Tatharli, Home Guard!" Actually, Home Guard isn't a bad
arena at all. Well...it's this same arena actually, but they use it on a different
day. But they have their own community, different taverns that they go to and so on.
I understand it's a lot of fun.
I'd like to draw your attention to the warrior who, I think, has the longest name in
this arena. MESSENGER BIRD (30-4414) (26-20-3,95) of GAMEHENDGE fought
PALANTIRIATHALASA (46-3808) (23-29-1,33) of RUBY DRAGONS. MESSENGER BIRD handily
defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided match. Have you ever seen a name
longer than Messenger Bird? And what about that team name, is Gamehendge misspelled?
Was it meant to be Gamehedge (a place from which to flush birds to shoot at) or
Gamehenge (an ancient circle of tall stones used to mark the boundaries of early
dodgeball meets? I am perplexed. I shall ponder it while leaning back in my chair
and sipping a tall and steaming Ruby Dragon.
Don't forget to have a happy on your way out.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATA HARI 41-3812 58 44 1 363 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PATRIOT 82-11164 42 28 1 329 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 69 61 3 323 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 33 11 0 321 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 52 48 3 320 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 52 37 1 269 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
PUNCH IT 82-1193 32 13 2 265 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
ASSAULT 82-2043 79 45 1 263 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
PIVOT 60-4811 31 14 1 259 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
BLONDIE 36-5723 36 26 1 253 BABES (3876) JHANS
-BURST 25-3654 48 38 1 251 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 64 82 17 247 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 73 58 1 246 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SLANT EDISON 60-2598 53 21 1 245 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 36 13 2 241 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 114 49 0 240 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
QUIETUS 10-5165 42 21 1 240 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 65 61 1 235 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
MARCINKO 97-961 56 31 5 235 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 99 58 1 234 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
VIGO 18-6086 52 17 0 233 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
CROCONAW 24-4475 35 17 1 233 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886 27 10 0 232 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
DOAMER 18-2265 44 49 1 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAY WIND 6-5201 35 26 1 231 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 49 34 1 230 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 42 23 3 229 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 89 80 1 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 74 65 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 27 5 0 221 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
MANTISSA 82-9324 23 8 1 221 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 72 71 0 220 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
DR BOERNER 17-5383 33 24 3 219 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
CARPET BURN 3-5698 57 57 0 217 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 54 22 1 217 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 34 31 3 215 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
PISTOL 65-6205 65 56 1 214 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 55 72 3 214 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 44 20 2 214 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 41 50 0 214 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 23 5 0 213 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 84 42 2 211 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 73 71 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 35 19 0 210 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
RYRELEE 59-478 37 22 1 209 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
GYRADOS 24-4476 30 9 0 209 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
KHIRZA 7-1862 139 152 3 208 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 61 69 0 208 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
SULACCO 4-5128 41 42 2 208 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 27 12 1 208 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
SLY 97-1279 22 14 8 208 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 59 52 0 207 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-NEVERMORE 1-5260 50 44 2 207 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
ED 209 5-3955 43 56 4 206 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
FINALITY 82-4063 28 15 1 206 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
ELENDUR 29-2013 68 59 1 205 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
ACK VERT 18-7429 57 42 1 205 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CITATION 15-3925 30 19 0 205 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 68 53 2 204 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
GORDIAN 63-2104 44 35 0 204 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 39 10 1 204 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 38 27 2 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PERSEUS 72-1612 44 27 1 203 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 60 39 1 202 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUASAR 18-5925 39 48 0 202 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
-JACKASS 21-4526 33 36 0 202 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
ACUTE 60-6048 25 16 0 202 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
PORK CHOP 9-3878 17 9 1 202 PIGS ON PARADE (4656) ZUKAL
QRAPPY 10-4761 65 73 1 201 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 60 48 3 200 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 41 48 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DALLAS 18-6860 38 38 0 200 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
BELIAL 7-3838 144 75 3 199 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
SPUTTER 82-15095 48 39 1 199 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
NORAF 82-3856 40 24 0 199 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 36 30 1 199 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 31 2 198 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
LOCKED IN 32-4049 37 19 2 197 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 56 47 1 196 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
CORKSCREW 1-4743 50 60 0 196 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
BRUCE 51-3906 35 39 2 196 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
-STILLWATER 25-3762 35 62 0 196 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 72 81 0 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 46 49 0 195 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
SMUNCH 18-8337 27 6 1 195 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
STRONGEST #3 40-173 57 120 1 194 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
RUTHLESS 15-4591 36 21 0 194 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 41 16 3 193 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 40 33 0 193 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 31 18 0 193 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
UNOC 82-12676 29 23 0 193 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
EVERSTORM 69-641 68 70 2 192 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
JESUS 82-5459 63 41 3 192 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 49 49 1 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JULIA 60-4651 36 42 0 192 ROMPER ROOM (4068) ARADI
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 129 169 2 191 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 24 13 1 191 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
-HARMONY 82-26932 21 10 2 191 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 34 26 6 190 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
AKLAR 62-3700 25 22 1 190 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
W.T. POOH 33-4430 89 68 0 189 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
VALERIAN 82-17255 19 4 0 189 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 17 14 2 189 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
GOOBATRON 7-5026 39 45 1 188 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
-CIARAN 1-7176 30 23 1 188 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 19 6 1 188 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
DIRT WORM 82-2315 83 56 0 187 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 50 48 0 187 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
NEPHRON 30-4147 48 52 1 187 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
DONNA 36-5966 25 12 0 187 BABES (3876) JHANS
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 52 50 0 186 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 51 92 4 186 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 28 22 1 186 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SLAKE 82-12993 21 24 0 186 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
CARNAL 21-5388 46 43 0 184 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
BLACK EYE 60-6163 42 25 0 184 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
2 PHAT 72-5064 38 24 1 184 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 27 2 184 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
-TOOFLESS 2-5103 54 19 0 182 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
RIFT 12-3922 36 28 1 182 SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300) RIZTAB
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 30 16 2 182 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 22 10 5 182 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
RETARD 68-7501 16 8 0 181 POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 14 5 0 181 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 49-3185 70 117 0 180 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 44 43 1 180 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
HO HUM HO 18-7884 41 38 3 180 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 35 9 0 180 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 32 14 4 180 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 41 35 0 178 FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578) TARRGIR
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 43 28 1 177 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 34 20 2 176 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 19 13 1 176 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG
WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 16 7 0 176 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 38 36 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 34 31 0 175 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215) SEAM
HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 41 40 2 174 THE BEARS (677) CAER
THE NOTHING 1-3297 36 34 0 174 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
WEYLUND 82-3660 28 19 1 174 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 27 42 0 174 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 57 54 5 173 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
WILLY T MAC 82-5925 17 19 0 172 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 38 32 1 170 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
QUIFF 10-4779 29 17 0 170 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
BLAK MASK 21-5935 26 13 1 170 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
COBRA 29-4355 25 21 1 170 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 20 4 0 169 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
-SCRAG 82-1704 14 5 0 169 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
JOHN 29-4177 58 90 1 168 MEN (4412) LAPUR
VERRA 1-5306 53 56 1 168 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 60 45 0 167 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 38 13 0 167 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
WARTORTLE 24-4521 21 8 1 167 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
DONAHAR 24-3006 21 12 0 165 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 55 39 2 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-SUPERIOR II 75-760 31 16 3 163 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 21 7 0 163 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 40 58 3 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FALCON 82-11173 21 11 1 161 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 45 56 0 160 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-TITANIA 65-5835 29 20 0 160 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
YORGO 40-3071 36 10 1 159 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
-CHIP 60-4413 14 15 1 159 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 67 75 3 157 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
DADDY 62-3640 23 18 0 156 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 57 60 1 155 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
LETHE 9-4782 49 54 3 155 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 40 51 0 155 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SKYWISE 11-5687 36 41 1 155 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 24 13 0 154 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
BUBBA 7-4833 34 79 0 152 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
COL SALOMON 17-5290 42 51 1 151 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 15 14 0 151 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AURORA 1-5864 34 35 1 150 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 15 17 0 150 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
ASSUR 18-7821 22 62 2 148 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
GODIVA 74-2800 24 15 0 147 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 38 42 0 146 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ROGUE 7 4-5813 24 21 0 146 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
BLUE 19-4647 20 15 0 146 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
ING 41-3532 28 21 1 145 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
DALI PARTON 18-3274 55 75 3 144 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 51 70 0 144 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 36 38 2 144 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 71 79 4 143 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 27 37 2 143 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 38 41 0 141 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 34 25 1 138 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
F. TIM 78-2315 51 57 1 136 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 24 1 0 136 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 41 42 0 135 DARKMOON (4240) RIZTAB
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 30 38 1 135 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 40 35 2 131 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 45 55 0 130 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MARK 5-4088 48 99 3 127 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 38 35 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SIRTON 82-9190 24 22 0 122 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 25 20 0 119 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TELA 30-2973 27 29 1 117 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
-DELANGE 51-5230 31 20 3 116 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
-NICKEL 26-4240 25 24 0 114 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
T. ZER 9-5011 21 11 2 114 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
FRED 65-5333 37 20 0 113 MYSTERY MACHINE (3763) DAL SHANG
ADAM 7-4830 35 78 2 113 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-STONEFISH 24-4489 31 17 0 110 AUSSIE KILLERS (4819) ZORPUNT
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 24 17 0 110 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ZAKAU 5-4623 29 19 0 107 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-TYPHOON XXII 60-6827 32 9 1 106 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 32 29 2 105 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JONES 14-1283 30 148 6 100 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 32 50 0 99 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
TWIG 82-25226 22 16 0 99 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
ORAL B 82-10020 19 6 0 99 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
-FLINT HILLS 46-3796 20 38 0 98 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899) ARDIVENT
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 27 20 3 97 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253 17 5 0 97 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 16 20 4 95 SWEET NOTHINGS (5198) DWES EG
-CADEX CFM 18-3366 9 2 1 95 THE BIKE SHOP (4983) TALCAMA
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 34 37 2 93 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ADOBE 17-6033 33 11 0 93 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
QUINTAL 18-8341 27 11 2 93 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 13 13 1 92 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FURRY BOX 72-4314 7 3 0 90 BRIAN LOCK (5156) DRAGONHEAD
BAGMAN 4-5890 22 22 1 87 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670 15 7 1 86 SANDY TOO (5159) DWES EG
ODDJOB 82-18436 12 9 1 85 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
WOLVERINE 82-6651 5 11 0 85 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
MABON 82-10314 4 17 0 85 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
DEATH FOG 45-4017 22 8 0 83 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
BOOKIE 18-8458 22 27 0 82 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
CHASITY BELT 18-6507 21 8 0 82 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 20 6 1 82 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
CHARLIE 29-4555 21 26 0 80 CROC FILES (4549) LAPUR
TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 4 2 0 80 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
-DARK MAGICIAN 17-6417 14 6 0 78 LET'S DUEL! (5137) ALJAFIR
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 17 7 0 77 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
-SUPPLY SIDE 22-6358 20 16 0 76 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
-PARNIAN 41-4138 18 21 1 76 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
WIRLITZ 3-4861 20 8 1 75 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
BALROG 10-3115 9 0 0 75 MYTH AND MIGHT (2128) KOLACT
DONNA THE HUNTRESS 36-6307 22 19 0 73 THE FALLEN (5089) JHANS
-ARNAL REDAXE 75-3136 16 23 0 71 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 11 8 3 71 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
QAEDA, AL 10-5302 22 31 1 70 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
ROCKWELL 7-5003 15 8 0 70 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 28 92 0 69 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 18 14 1 69 PURPLE AND GOLD (5117) JHELUM
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 37 109 1 68 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 27 19 2 68 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
FRANK 3-5707 51 99 1 67 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 20 16 1 67 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 20 2 0 67 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-DEAD PIG 65-4783 5 1 0 67 HOWIE'S GIRL (3546) DAL SHANG
TYCANE 60-6001 22 16 1 66 SWIFT CURRENT (4684) ARADI
PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 21 14 1 66 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
HONEY 11-6368 18 20 1 66 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 16 20 1 66 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 11 9 3 65 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
STRONGBOW 11-5686 25 49 0 64 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-FONZ 74-3332 17 7 1 64 LAME ALLIANCES (4747) DAYLA KIV
DARK STAR 30-4468 26 11 1 60 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
TATHARLI 33-4505 22 36 0 59 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
-BODEL 11-4970 16 11 0 59 MANIC MARVELS (5193) ARUAK CITY
NECROMANCER 18-6386 6 1 0 58 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 33 17 0 57 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 13 1 57 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
MAGENTA 3-5711 55 94 0 56 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 40 64 0 56 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NOTTHUR 3-4740 21 11 1 56 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
-SCARDY CAT 2-5279 18 1 1 56 ARENA FELINES (5196) NIANIA
ARGUS 82-4056 6 10 0 56 SUPERIOR FORCES 1P (5166) DWES EG
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 46 66 1 55 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-PYOA 16-5090 16 6 0 54 WYLDERNESS WYLD (4877) WILLAF
RUG BURN 18-3702 31 69 4 53 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-RELENTLESS 62-4148 14 8 3 53 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
RAINSONG 11-6128 23 33 0 51 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
MAD MAX 30-3874 13 10 2 51 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 28 31 0 49 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
JERICO 7-4862 30 76 0 48 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 51 47 0 44 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
WASP 96-1335 8 11 3 44 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
SHOTGUN 82-5401 6 1 0 44 SCATTERBRAIN (5167) DWES EG
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 23 30 1 41 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
BERTHA 30-4469 22 15 1 40 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 16 9 1 36 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
COCAINE 78-2311 29 83 0 32 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-NOSE KICKER 82-20640 0 3 0 31 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
BART WELLENS 11-4848 16 12 0 30 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
BULL DURHAM 5-4324 16 6 0 29 PARTY ANIMALS (4766) KALTOS
MARCIANO 96-1446 10 9 4 13 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
SILK 1 73-1716 2 0 0 12 SILK II (4085) ERINIKA
DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816 0 3 0 3 WEIRD STUFF II (5177) CIMMERIAC
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 32 50 0 SCARLET KNIGHTS 4372 MARK 5-4088 507
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Everstorm -- I never got the initiative back after that counterstrike of yours. Well
fought! -- Khirza
Couch Potato -- I would have liked to make you into, oh, hash-browns, for instance,
but I just don't handle starches well. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. Of course, if I got the grease too hot, I could have made poker chips.
Sputter -- Euwh! Somebody toss me a hankie. Or maybe a bandana, as a hankie might
not be enough. Ick. -- Lethe
Artemisia -- It was all gall and wormwood to me. -- Delice the Red
Truman Capote -- You little guys are so touchy! Lighten up! -- Tatharli
Mata Hari -- A hearty salute to you, and to your manager. -- Ho-Chan
Galen -- Is a "happy" a thing, that we can have one? I expect better usage of the
language from you. -- Ho-Chan
Ho-Chan -- I was being jaunty. I abbreviated the sentiment. When one is a
master of language, one may play around with it. -- Galen
Galen -- (recoiling) Bars? -- Lethe
Eh what?
Galen -- My couteri...my tailor likes the name Glitterwind for that outfit. Thanks.
Today I shall be wearing bold yellow, with pearls, and dark brown accents, to
encourage the forsythia. -- Ho-Chan
I have no doubt that the forsythia are greatly heartened. So were a couple of
mothers who sent their little ones out onto the sands after your fight with Pipe
Bomb, to collect the scattered pearls. I assume they were only lake pearls and
not very expensive.
Khirza -- You did well none the less. -- Ho-Chan
30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people. It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text. HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff. So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S. Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray. Not often, but
sometimes.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THIRD OMEN devastated DIRT WORM in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BELIAL was overcome by MATA HARI in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title match.
BLONDIE vanquished GENEVIEVE in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
EVIL ELMO overpowered BLOODY MOUTH in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LOCKED IN was defeated by PEACE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
PATRIOT overpowered W.T. POOH in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BIG STRONG MAN viciously subdued MIGHTY MITE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
GRAY WIND overpowered QUID PRO QUO in a popular 5 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
MARCINKO narrowly defeated MAX FACTOR in a popular 5 minute Challenge melee.
STRONGEST #3 was defeated by ELENDUR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PIPE BOMB demolished HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
JOHNNY B GOODE subdued QUASAR in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FINALITY was viciously subdued by VIGO in a popular 6 minute Challenge conflict.
SALLY RIDE was overpowered by SULACCO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
THE BUTCHER handily defeated 2 PHAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
VALERIAN was devastated by DOAMER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DALLAS was beaten by PYGMY SHREW in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
UNOC was overpowered by DR BOERNER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
GYRADOS defeated RUTHLESS in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
CROCONAW handily defeated SMUNCH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ELKIN HEMROCK demolished MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BRUCE was luckily beaten by THE WHEAT KING in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TERRIBLE TWO overpowered CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
DARK THUNDER won victory over PUDDING PARADE in a popular 3 minute Challenge fray.
HARRY THE AXE was beaten by SLAKE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge competition.
DONNA overpowered VERRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COBRA overpowered ASSUR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FALCON overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
T. ZER was handily defeated by KNUCKLE JAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TWIG vanquished FRANK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
DEATH FOG was bested by ADOBE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
ODDJOB overpowered RUG BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PRIVATE PROPERTY was vanquished by FURRY BOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MICHAEL COOPER vanquished HONEY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE was handily defeated by CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIANO was overpowered by RAINSONG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WHITE WATER HIPPO devastated TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PIVOT savagely defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 7 minute bloody brawl.
SPOTTED PONY overcame SECOND OMEN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
SLANT EDISON beat PORK CHOP in a exciting 4 minute fight.
SIR VIVOR defeated DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 4 minute duel.
NEPHRON was overpowered by JIM PENGOUIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
JUST A JOB TO DO outwaited SPUTTER in a exciting 7 minute bloody match.
IRON HEAD LEE overpowered JULIA in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
QUIETUS handily defeated CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
COUCH POTATO demolished CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
EVERSTORM was devastated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING was devastated by MANTISSA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ASSAULT devastated DARQ SPIRIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PUNCH IT handily defeated THRASHER MALONE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE BISMARCK slimly won victory over LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute match.
EBONSKAITH viciously subdued NORAF in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory bout.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CITATION vanquished SNIPER BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAN O' WAR was overpowered by GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BLACK ARCHER was overpowered by ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SQUIRREL KILLER was vanquished by PISTOL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PERSEUS savagely defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered HO HUM HO in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PERSIANA JONES was narrowly defeated by CHEESE STEAK in a 4 minute fight.
JESUS was devastated by STANLEY'S CUP in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
GLITTER MARKS was vanquished by SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
CUP O'PIZZA was vanquished by CARPET BURN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WOUNDHEALER vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
QRAPPY defeated WILLY T MAC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD demolished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
GOOBATRON was subdued by ACUTE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
YELLOWJACKET devastated HIGH ELF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ACK VERT overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT was demolished by MASKED SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KHIRZA savagely defeated IN THE PIG! in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
RYRELEE vanquished LIPPS MCFRENZY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARNAL was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DONAHAR was overpowered by AKLAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was handily defeated by CORKSCREW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BLACK MESSIAH overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ALVIN YORK was vanquished by SLY in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
THE NOTHING vanquished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IN-BRED BEAR was bested by BLACK EYE in a action packed 2 minute battle.
WEYLUND overpowered SWINGDADDY-O in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
RIFT vanquished MIYAGI'S MIATA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
KEOKOTAH demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARTEMISIA was viciously subdued by ROGUE 7 in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
GODIVA was handily defeated by QUIFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was narrowly defeated by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 15 minute contest.
RETARD defeated POOPIEHEAD in a popular 1 minute fight.
ING was overpowered by WARTORTLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LETHE was demolished by WILLIE BROWN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
BATTLESTONE vanquished BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a popular 5 minute fight.
COOKIE SNORT was luckily beaten by YORGO in a action packed 7 minute bloody contest.
DUCK RUBBER lost to SKYWISE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BLAK MASK vanquished SIRTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LE PAIN DLG savagely defeated FRED in a exciting 5 minute brutal duel.
GOUT GOUT was overpowered by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
ADAM was devastated by DALI PARTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DELICE THE RED bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
ZAKAU was overpowered by BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MARK viciously butchered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
DADDY overpowered F. TIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
DARK TYPHLOSION devastated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
COL SALOMON devastated TELA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
MESSENGER BIRD handily defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
2 + 2 = 4 was overpowered by DEATHBRINGER in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
ROCKWELL was demolished by SEX CAMEL in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
THIRD BASE SPOCK demolished BAGMAN in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SWEATCAKE overpowered CRAZY FINGERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
STRONGBOW won victory over S. MARY ROSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ARGUS overpowered BULL DURHAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COCAINE lost to SHOTGUN in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
BART WELLENS bested DAIRY COW FOREPLAY in a 1 minute fray.
SILK 1 demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
WOLVERINE bested DONNA THE HUNTRESS in a popular 4 minute match.
QAEDA, AL was vanquished by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
ORAL B handily defeated TYCANE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched match.
MABON overpowered NOTTHUR in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched struggle.
BALROG overpowered HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 3 minute uneven contest.
TRUMAN CAPOTE won victory over PIT FIGHTER in a 3 minute competition.
L'ORC BLEU was overpowered by BEFORE THE DAWN in a 1 minute uneven match.
NECROMANCER viciously subdued SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 1 minute gory conflict.
CHASITY BELT overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute one-sided struggle.
MUDVAYNE viciously subdued 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
JERICO was demolished by WIRLITZ in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
QUINTAL vanquished DARK STAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PSYCHO BITCH devastated TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BOOKIE viciously subdued FURTIVE RETURNS in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
WASP was handily defeated by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 2 minute uneven bout.
MAGENTA was vanquished by CHARLIE in a exciting 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
HOT SAUCE JONES demolished BERTHA in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven match.
HOLY SCHLITZ bested MAD MAX in a popular 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 70 LUNGING ATTACK 344 - 298 - 3 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 37 AIMED BLOW 145 - 126 - 1 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 34 WALL OF STEEL 168 - 158 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 33 SLASHING ATTACK 171 - 162 - 2 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 24 TOTAL PARRY 111 - 114 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 21 PARRY-LUNGE 91 - 104 - 1 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 PARRY-STRIKE 34 - 42 - 1 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 14 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 71 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 62 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 32 - 0 32 |
Turn 507 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 28 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 13 5 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 9 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 19 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 16 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 8 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 17 - 16 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MATA HARI 41-3812 58 44 1 363 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 33 11 0 321 THE GUARDIANS II (4628)
WALL OF STEEL PEACE 19-4280 52 48 3 320 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)
PARRY-LUNGE PIVOT 60-4811 31 14 1 259 THIEVES GUILD (4312)
TOTAL PARRY SLANT EDISON 60-2598 53 21 1 245 MY ROCK BAND (3110)
SLASHING ATTACK DOAMER 18-2265 44 49 1 231 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 73 71 2 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ELENDUR 29-2013 68 59 1 205 MID EARTH (1543)
STRIKING ATTACK CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 41 48 0 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 31 2 198 ENIGMA (4768)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was COOKIE SNORT 42-3954. The ten other most popular fighters were PORK
CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943, THE BISMARCK 16-4481, BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619, VIGO 18-6086, MAX
FACTOR 74-3690, SPUTTER 82-15095, PERSEUS 72-1612, DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709, HOFFA
49-3185, and DELICE THE RED 56-3401.
The least popular fighter this week was TATHARLI 33-4505. The other ten least
popular fighters were DARK STAR 30-4468, JERICO 7-4862, L'ORC BLEU 8-4352, QAEDA, AL
10-5302, BULL DURHAM 5-4324, BAGMAN 4-5890, PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808, JONES 14-1283,
ZAKAU 5-4623, and BUBBA 7-4833.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 3 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 3 6 0 LAPUR(29) 5 2 0 ARADI(60) 4 3 0
JHELUM(4) 7 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 7 0 JURINE(61) 2 0 0
KALTOS(5) 2 3 1 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 3 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 6 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 2 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 2 1 0
KOLACT(10) 5 3 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 5 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 2 2 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 3 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 5 8 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 2 0
MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 3 0 0 CAER(48) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 3 0
TALCAMA(18) 17 17 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 20 16 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 2 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 4 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 4 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 3 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CORKSCREW 1-4743 50 60 0 196 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 99 58 1 234 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 73 58 1 246 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
ED 209 5-3955 43 56 4 206 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 36 13 2 241 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
KHIRZA 7-1862 139 152 3 208 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 28 31 0 49 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
PORK CHOP 9-3878 17 9 1 202 PIGS ON PARADE (4656) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 114 49 0 240 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 31 18 0 193 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 36 30 1 199 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 30 148 6 100 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 65 61 1 235 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
THE BISMARCK 16-4481 52 37 1 269 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
DR BOERNER 17-5383 33 24 3 219 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 69 61 3 323 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 52 48 3 320 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 35 19 0 210 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
CROCONAW 24-4475 35 17 1 233 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 13 13 1 92 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 59 52 0 207 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 42 23 3 229 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 48 52 1 187 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 20 4 0 169 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 44 20 2 214 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
W.T. POOH 33-4430 89 68 0 189 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 61 69 0 208 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
BLONDIE 36-5723 36 26 1 253 BABES (3876) JHANS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 24 1 0 136 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
STRONGEST #3 40-173 57 120 1 194 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 58 44 1 363 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 41 50 0 214 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 22 8 0 83 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 23 30 1 41 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 41 40 2 174 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 70 117 0 180 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BRUCE 51-3906 35 39 2 196 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 67 75 3 157 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 68 53 2 204 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RYRELEE 59-478 37 22 1 209 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
PIVOT 60-4811 31 14 1 259 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 23 5 0 213 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 31 2 198 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 44 35 0 204 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 65 56 1 214 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
BATTLESTONE 66-2980 41 35 0 178 FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578) TARRGIR
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 40 33 0 193 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 84 42 2 211 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PERSEUS 72-1612 44 27 1 203 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
SILK 1 73-1716 2 0 0 12 SILK II (4085) ERINIKA
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 39 10 1 204 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 129 169 2 191 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 27 2 184 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 51 57 1 136 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PATRIOT 82-11164 42 28 1 329 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 34 26 6 190 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 56 31 5 235 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 32 14 4 180 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE