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Date : 01/31/2006 Duedate: 02/13/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-508
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-MIKE'S INK 62/4677 410 242 5 62.9 ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203
MY ROCK BAND 60/3110 LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/5200
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167
2 CORPS 74/3405 2756 1739 53 61.3 8 THE JERKS 10/5022 141 109 0 56.4
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 FOOD FIGHT 33/3860
HEROES 77/3408 FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314
THE BEARS 35/2674 9 FIRE DECK 38/5130 456 361 4 55.8
NASTY MOB 21/4730 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
BABES 36/3876 WATER DECK 24/4935
VEGGIES 33/4058 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
THE BEARS 48/677 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488
F BALLS 4/5204 INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
3 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 706 457 9 60.7 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 10-I TRAINED TH 30/3047 998 820 12 54.9
4 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 128 85 2 60.1 11 VILLAINS 82/5171 1702 1447 21 54.0
SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198 POWER PLAY 82/5179
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
5-PHILLY 82/4942 1651 1188 20 58.2 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
BRIAN LOCK 72/5156 12 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 57 49 1 53.8
SILK II 73/4085 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
SANDY TOO 82/5159 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
SPORTZ! 4/4921 SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 MANIC MARVELS 11/5193
THE GUYS 68/4180 13 QUBIT 10/4490 1165 1075 10 52.0
MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128 SIR AGLIO 10/2079
BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305 SNOTZI'S II 33/3620
PIGS ON PARADE 9/4656 SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/3300
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 VERMIN!! 82/4315
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914
WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177 TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016
6 BLOOD OATH 30/4879 221 161 3 57.9 JOKA MASHER 82/3791
GORGONITES II 82/4335 VERMIN 72/3068
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 JOKA MASHER! 60/3570
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 14-ARENA FELINES 2/5196 130 124 0 51.2
7 SALADS 82/5201 538 393 8 57.8 15 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 48 46 0 51.1
INCANTATION 18/5178 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
1976 RAIDERS 82/5031 OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173
ENVENOMED 82/4693 16 GLORY BOUND T 2/4931 24 23 0 51.1
MATMATICA 82/4965 BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 17 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152 741 720 10 50.7
GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
I AM SUCK 82/4760 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
RAPTURE 82/4961 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
I AM SUCK 97/5055 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959
ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183
WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391
SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/5166 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195 THE PENTARCHY 34/4406
SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536 29 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 36 42 2 46.2
SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139 30 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 181 215 2 45.7
SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
SUPERIOR FORCES 720 82/5202 DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706
SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571 31 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 25 30 0 45.5
18-PARTY ANIMALS 5/4766 182 180 1 50.3 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
19 ELIMINATED S 82/5199 95 94 1 50.3 32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 706 856 8 45.2
20 ENIGMA 62/4768 301 303 3 49.8 33 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 799 974 6 45.1
UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
ALCHEMY 18/4818 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
OLD SCHOOL 41/5128 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652
ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
TECHNOLOGY 5/1778 MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
21 DARKMOON 12/4240 279 282 3 49.7 34-ERRATA 25/3564 242 294 3 45.1
AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254 ERRATUM 26/4945
ROMPER ROOM 60/4068 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859
22 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 250 264 2 48.6 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 276 348 1 44.2
23-FRAG 'EM ALL 66/2578 15 16 0 48.4 36 WIND STORM 1/2757 65 90 0 41.9
MYSTERY MACHINE 65/3763 37 LORDS OF CHA 20/2215 21 30 0 41.2
24 FANTASIA 1/4914 1007 1093 10 48.0 38 RONIN 51/3400 21 32 1 39.6
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 39 GWAR 77/3147 38 60 0 38.8
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 FEAR FACTORY 61/2926
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 40 ELFQUEST 11/4928 107 182 1 37.0
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 41 BALLAD OF TH 11/5205 41 74 0 35.7
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 42 MEN 29/4412 808 1540 16 34.4
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 JOHNS 5/3510
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 WHY KNOT 63/2669
25 PIMPS 9/4318 92 102 0 47.4 ARROGANCE 18/2741
RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366 HABIT 78/4547
HARE CONTROL 59/4869 STORIES 49/2835
SUNNYDALE 82/4324 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
THE SABBATS 82/5006 MIKES 14/3982
INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
TOURNEY TEAM 72/5194 43 CROC FILES 29/4549 1 2 0 33.3
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 44-MADTOWN 25/5125 1 2 0 33.3
UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007 45 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 102 209 0 32.8
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 46 BLUE MOON 9/3907 539 1115 5 32.6
PARKO RAMA 82/4867 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
26-MID EARTH 29/1543 174 194 2 47.3 BAD APPLES 56/3969
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 47-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 14 38 0 26.9
27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1022 1152 17 47.0 48 JAGUAR WARRI 19/3611 0 1 0 0.0
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 49-THE FALLEN 36/5089 0 1 0 0.0
28 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 273 309 0 46.9
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
We meet again, Talahya!
Mata Hari is back for another go 'round after fending off more clumsy, unwanted
advances. Some of these oafs down at the Commission really need to be put in their
place! I wish they'd just pick up a weapon...and Belial, honey, didn't I tell you
"no" once already?? I hope after those last two crits you're still not trying to
pull that old 'just what are you trying to say?!?' thing on me still. It should be
obvious.
Looking around this grand arena of ours and ADM in general, I see very few
representatives from my once-proud home arena of Kati-Tei. Holy Schlitz, Parnian,
and ING, how does our old homestead fair? I don't recognize any of you from back in
my day, or your team names (except Wanderers, of course). It seems many of the
Andorian cities have fallen on hard dueling times. Another round of closures and
they could be disappearing entirely, sad developments....
I'm actually a bit of an anomaly for Stik, as he's a Delarq and just happened to have
his come-back team thrown into an Andorian arena when he resumed play in '99. After
a year or two of getting his feet wet again, he realized that Sunset was the place he
ought to be, so we closed up shop back home, even as other old standbys like Sweet
Silk and Bill's Too did the same, and the place went ghost town. I have a few F.O.F.
teammates here, too, but all they do is sit around the guildhouse all day, drink beer
and talk about how boring being retired is and if they only had a chance to fight
they'd show the Old Man and blah blah blah...don't they know I need my beauty
sleep?!?? Shut it!!
Well, in any case, I just wanted to let the place know I'm proud to be representing
arena 41 at the top of Talahya. I wonder if I'm the only Tower Guardian Kati-Tei's
ever had? If anyone else has had one, speak up!
Since my TV challenge failed to go through last turn (damned dirty old commission
men...) and I gave away the element of surprise to The Patriot, this cycle I'll steer
clear of him and see if somebody else near the top is skilled enough to take the
throne from me. Worst of luck to them, I say! Let's look alive out there, people.
Blades up!!
Mata Hari of Fist of Five
Tower Guardian of Talahya
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
Let's get the Unknown Spymaster out of the way first. Babes were avoided by Fist of
Five. That's great!
You wouldn't think that a Tower Guardian who writes columns and issues regular TV
challenges could LOSE, would you? (sigh) I'm sorry to say...MATA HARI (41-3812)
(58-44-1,363) of FIST OF FIVE TV challenged WHITE WATER HIPPO (18-7050) (69-61-3,323)
of CENTER FOR OLDS. MATA HARI was bested by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute
Challenge Title fight. This was another Aimed Blow Practitioner contest and, truth
be told, it was a bit dull to watch. They waited for their perfect chance to strike.
Plenty of drama from the combatants' viewpoint, I'm sure. Well, Whitey, want to hang
onto the title? The first step is to write a column. But after that, you have to
not challenge warriors who are going to beat you. Mata Hari, thanks for a good run
and all of the columns. And I would like to point out that Center for Olds has four
stylemasters this cycle! Well done Suave!
There were two other TV challenges:
* THIRD OMEN (6-5862) (36-13-2,241) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged DIRT WORM (82-
2315) (83-56-0,187) of VERMIN!!. THIRD OMEN devastated DIRT WORM in an action packed
3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
* EVIL ELMO (99-1222) (32-14-4,180) of TWISTED SESAME TV challenged BLOODY MOUTH (30-
3823) (15-17-0,150) of BLOOD OATH. EVIL ELMO savagely defeated BLOODY MOUTH in an
action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
Two of our number died this cycle. I am very sorry.
* KEOKOTAH (33-6471) (30-16-2,182) of SACKETT'S & CO. fought DONAHAR (24-3006) (21-
12-0,165) of MAGIC REALM. KEOKOTAH butchered DONAHAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
I have sent Donahar a basket of forsythia and a canister of ginseng tea. Oh, and
Keokotah--a Mr. L'Amour called and asked that you please shoot the apostrophe.
* DOAMER (18-2265) (44-49-1,231) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUIETUS (10-5165) (42-21-
1,240) of QUBIT. DOAMER executed QUIETUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout. Doamer, who
is our top slasher, clearly had misgivings about being matched against a warrior with
a higher recognition and a better record. So he fought a bit more desperately than
he might otherwise have done. I've sent Quietus a vanilla-oil candle and a crate of
extradimensional fruit supplied by the Stronghold Academy. Think of them as oranges.
Our perennial popularity leader, Ho-Chan the Axe, today lost to Youcankeeptheduck,
another member of the mighty Center For Olds monolith. HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670)
(129-169-2,191) of SAND DANCERS fought YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (60-45-0,167) of
CENTER FOR OLDS. HO-CHAN THE AXE was devastated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. Sometimes, even a red slouch hat can't save the day.
Belial got scummed. This formidable Aimed Blow Practitioner, once a contender for
the throne, was beaten by a TP. I thought Total Parries were the natural prey of
Aimed Blows. SIR VIVOR (10-4065) (114-49-0,240) of SIR AGLIO fought BELIAL (7-3838)
(144-75-3,199) of WICKED MARTYRS. SIR VIVOR (our TOP TP, by the way!) savagely
defeated BELIAL in a popular 17 minute brutal match. Well done, Sir.
And today's least popular warrior is Death Fog. It's unfair, really. NECROMANCER
(18-6386) (6-1-0,58) of INCANTATION fought DEATH FOG (45-4017) (22-8-0,83) of
SUPERIOR FORCES. NECROMANCER overpowered DEATH FOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Clearly a rising star, Death Fog had the ill luck to be matched against a...what, a
Bloodgamer? Someone brought back in the Dead Tourney? I don't know, really. What
is your story, Necromancer? How did you get to the Isle with just six fights on your
record?
And that, amiable Talahyans, is that. Step up to the table and have a friendly. We
have orange and cinnamon ones. I like the cinnamon.
Galen Shanmarrik
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 70 61 3 336 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING BEAR 35-3629 45 22 3 345 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
PATRIOT 82-11164 43 28 1 345 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 33 11 0 321 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
DOAMER 18-2265 45 49 2 306 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 115 49 0 281 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
ASSAULT 82-2043 80 45 1 274 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481 52 37 1 269 ALL-TIME GREATS (4488) WILLAF
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 37 13 2 265 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-PUNCH IT 82-1193 32 13 2 265 GORGONITES II (4335) DWES EG
-PIVOT 60-4811 31 14 1 259 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 65 82 17 257 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
-BLONDIE 36-5723 36 26 1 253 BABES (3876) JHANS
-BURST 25-3654 48 38 1 251 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 66 61 1 247 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 100 58 1 246 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MARCINKO 97-961 57 31 5 246 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SLANT EDISON 60-2598 53 21 1 245 MY ROCK BAND (3110) ARADI
GRAY WIND 6-5201 36 26 1 244 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 50 34 1 243 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
VIGO 18-6086 53 17 0 241 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
GOLDWRAP 82-11886 28 10 0 240 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 43 23 3 238 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
DR BOERNER 17-5383 34 24 3 235 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 80 1 233 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-CROCONAW 24-4475 35 17 1 233 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 73 71 0 232 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 35 31 3 232 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 55 22 1 231 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 24 5 0 229 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 56 72 3 225 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 74 71 2 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RYRELEE 59-478 38 22 1 223 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
ACK VERT 18-7429 58 42 1 221 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 27 5 0 221 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 73 81 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 31 16 3 218 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 85 42 2 217 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 62 69 0 214 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
PERSEUS 72-1612 45 27 1 214 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 44 20 2 214 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
AKLAR 62-3700 26 22 1 214 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 60 52 0 213 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 69 53 2 211 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 42 48 0 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BELIAL 7-3838 144 76 3 210 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
KHIRZA 7-1862 140 152 3 210 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 61 48 3 210 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
NEVERMORE 1-5260 51 44 2 210 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 42 16 3 210 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
NORAF 82-3856 41 24 0 210 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374 35 19 0 210 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
CORKSCREW 1-4743 51 60 0 209 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 47 49 0 208 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346 27 12 1 208 PHILLY (4942) DWES EG
-SLY 97-1279 22 14 8 208 I AM SUCK (5055) SHADOW GROVE
-FINALITY 82-4063 28 15 1 206 SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959) DWES EG
-ELENDUR 29-2013 68 59 1 205 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 61 39 1 204 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690 39 10 1 204 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
GORDIAN 63-2104 44 36 0 203 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
-JACKASS 21-4526 33 36 0 202 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
DONNA 36-5966 26 12 0 202 BABES (3876) JHANS
-ACUTE 60-6048 25 16 0 202 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 24 14 1 202 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
-PORK CHOP 9-3878 17 9 1 202 PIGS ON PARADE (4656) ZUKAL
QRAPPY 10-4761 65 74 1 201 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 51 48 0 201 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
NEPHRON 30-4147 49 52 1 201 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
PISTOL 65-6205 65 57 1 200 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
SPUTTER 82-15095 48 40 1 200 JOKA MASHER (3791) DWES EG
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 74 66 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 73 59 1 199 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SULACCO 4-5128 41 43 2 199 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 36 30 1 199 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
BRUCE 51-3906 35 40 2 199 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
SMUNCH 18-8337 28 6 1 199 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
MATA HARI 41-3812 58 45 1 198 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CARPET BURN 3-5698 57 58 0 198 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
RUTHLESS 15-4591 36 22 0 198 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-LOCKED IN 32-4049 37 19 2 197 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
VALERIAN 82-17255 20 4 0 197 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
-STILLWATER 25-3762 35 62 0 196 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
WILLIE BROWN 82-13201 17 7 0 196 1976 RAIDERS (5031) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 56 48 1 195 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 32 18 0 195 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
JESUS 82-5459 64 41 3 194 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
-STRONGEST #3 40-173 57 120 1 194 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
CITATION 15-3925 30 20 0 194 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 20 6 1 194 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
ED 209 5-3955 43 57 4 193 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561 40 33 0 193 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
-UNOC 82-12676 29 23 0 193 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
W.T. POOH 33-4430 89 69 0 192 SNOTZI'S II (3620) NIATOLI ISLAND
PEACE 19-4280 52 49 3 192 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 41 51 0 192 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
JULIA 60-4651 36 43 0 192 ROMPER ROOM (4068) ARADI
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 38 28 2 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 35 31 0 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215) SEAM
EVERSTORM 69-641 68 71 2 190 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 49 50 1 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
QUIETUS 10-5165 42 22 1 190 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 41 58 3 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GOOBATRON 7-5026 39 46 1 190 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 39 36 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DALLAS 18-6860 38 39 0 190 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
-IN THE PIG! 96-864 34 26 6 190 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 28 42 0 190 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 61 45 0 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
2 PHAT 72-5064 38 25 1 189 VERMIN (3068) DRAGONHEAD
HARMONY 82-26932 21 11 2 189 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496 17 14 2 189 BOOK OF SWORDS (4305) DAL SHANG
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 52 92 4 188 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
CARNAL 21-5388 46 44 0 188 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
QUASAR 18-5925 39 49 0 188 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 22 11 5 188 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
DIRT WORM 82-2315 83 57 0 187 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
GYRADOS 24-4476 30 10 0 187 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
VERRA 1-5306 54 56 1 186 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 32 2 186 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
MANTISSA 82-9324 23 9 1 186 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
-SLAKE 82-12993 21 24 0 186 WORD OF THE DAY (4861) DWES EG
-SALLY RIDE 77-2378 33 27 2 184 HEROES (3408) MAZGOURRAH
BLACK EYE 60-6163 42 26 0 183 JOKA MASHER! (3570) ARADI
-TOOFLESS 2-5103 54 19 0 182 GLORY BOUND TROLLS (4931) NIANIA
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 33 14 4 182 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
CIARAN 1-7176 30 24 1 182 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
-RETARD 68-7501 16 8 0 181 POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 49-3185 70 118 0 180 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
MIGHTY MITE 82-13968 52 51 0 180 VERMIN!! (4315) DWES EG
THE NOTHING 1-3297 36 35 0 180 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
MAN O' WAR 15-4517 44 28 1 179 TRIPLE CROWN (3914) MALCORN
-BATTLESTONE 66-2980 41 35 0 178 FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578) TARRGIR
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 28 23 1 177 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 57 55 5 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 39 32 1 176 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
RIFT 12-3922 36 29 1 176 SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300) RIZTAB
QUIFF 10-4779 30 17 0 176 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
-GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996 19 13 1 176 GLOBAL WARMING (4763) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 14 6 0 176 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622 41 40 2 174 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 129 170 2 173 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 68 75 3 173 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 39 13 0 173 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 34 21 2 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ING 41-3532 29 21 1 173 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
-WILLY T MAC 82-5925 17 19 0 172 RAPTURE (4961) DWES EG
KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 17 26 0 172 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
TITANIA 65-5835 30 20 0 171 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
BLAK MASK 21-5935 26 14 1 171 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 45 57 0 170 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-COBRA 29-4355 25 21 1 170 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 72 79 4 168 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
JOHN 29-4177 58 91 1 168 MEN (4412) LAPUR
QUID PRO QUO 10-4794 44 44 1 168 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 35 10 0 167 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
-WARTORTLE 24-4521 21 8 1 167 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
SUPERIOR II 75-760 32 16 3 166 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 58 60 1 164 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
HO HUM HO 18-7884 41 39 3 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DONAHAR 24-3006 21 13 0 163 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 20 5 0 162 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 40 52 0 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
COL SALOMON 17-5290 42 52 1 159 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
-YORGO 40-3071 36 10 1 159 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 21 8 0 159 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
-CHIP 60-4413 14 15 1 159 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 33 29 2 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-DADDY 62-3640 23 18 0 156 MIKE'S INK (4677) VALAMANTIS
DALI PARTON 18-3274 56 75 3 155 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 52 70 0 154 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 25 1 0 154 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
ARTEMISIA 12-5096 42 42 0 153 DARKMOON (4240) RIZTAB
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 35 25 1 153 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLUE 19-4647 21 15 0 152 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 15 18 0 150 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 15 15 0 150 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 38 43 0 148 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
AURORA 1-5864 34 36 1 148 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 31 38 1 148 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SKYWISE 11-5687 36 42 1 147 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-GODIVA 74-2800 24 15 0 147 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 55 40 2 146 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 24 14 0 145 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
ROGUE 7 4-5813 24 22 0 144 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
LETHE 9-4782 49 55 3 143 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 39 41 0 143 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
BUBBA 7-4833 34 80 0 143 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
FALCON 82-11173 21 12 1 142 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
ASSUR 18-7821 22 63 2 136 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 36 39 2 134 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 39 35 0 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VANGUARD 4-5966 37 15 0 132 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
ORAL B 82-10020 20 6 0 131 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
WEYLUND 82-3660 28 20 1 130 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
F. TIM 78-2315 51 58 1 128 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
T. ZER 9-5011 22 11 2 127 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 28 20 3 125 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 25 21 0 124 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 40 36 2 122 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SIRTON 82-9190 24 22 0 122 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
ADOBE 17-6033 34 11 0 116 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 27 38 2 115 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
MARK 5-4088 48 100 3 114 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
ZAKAU 5-4623 29 20 0 114 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-NICKEL 26-4240 25 24 0 114 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
-FRED 65-5333 37 20 0 113 MYSTERY MACHINE (3763) DAL SHANG
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 24 18 0 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TELA 30-2973 27 30 1 108 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
ADAM 7-4830 35 79 2 107 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 45 56 0 106 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-TYPHOON XXII 60-6827 32 9 1 106 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
JONES 14-1283 31 148 6 103 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 33 50 0 101 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
TWIG 82-25226 23 16 0 101 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YOBER 2-4537 18 7 1 100 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
-FLINT HILLS 46-3796 20 38 0 98 BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899) ARDIVENT
QUINTAL 18-8341 28 11 2 97 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 21 6 1 97 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253 17 5 0 97 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 35 37 2 95 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 13 13 1 92 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
LORELEI SIREN 19-3543 23 27 1 91 JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611) ZUWAYZA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOOKIE 18-8458 23 27 0 90 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
-GREENGROVE 15-4612 21 27 0 90 GREENWARDENS (3775) MALCORN
-FURRY BOX 72-4314 7 3 0 90 BRIAN LOCK (5156) DRAGONHEAD
NECROMANCER 18-6386 7 1 0 89 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
ODDJOB 82-18436 13 9 1 88 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
MABON 82-10314 5 17 0 87 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
BAGMAN 4-5890 22 23 1 86 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
-PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670 15 7 1 86 SANDY TOO (5159) DWES EG
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 18 7 0 85 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
-WOLVERINE 82-6651 5 11 0 85 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 21 8 0 82 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 4 2 0 80 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 28 19 2 76 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 21 13 1 76 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CHARLIE 29-4555 21 27 0 76 CROC FILES (4549) LAPUR
-PARNIAN 41-4138 18 21 1 76 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 16 8 2 76 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
ROCKWELL 7-5003 16 8 0 76 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
-WIRLITZ 3-4861 20 8 1 75 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
-BALROG 10-3115 9 0 0 75 MYTH AND MIGHT (2128) KOLACT
FRANK 3-5707 51 100 1 73 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 38 109 1 73 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
QAEDA, AL 10-5302 22 32 1 72 QUBIT (4490) KOLACT
-ARNAL REDAXE 75-3136 16 23 0 71 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 47 66 1 69 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 21 2 0 69 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 18 14 1 69 PURPLE AND GOLD (5117) JHELUM
RAINSONG 11-6128 24 33 0 68 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 16 21 1 67 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 41 64 0 66 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-TYCANE 60-6001 22 16 1 66 SWIFT CURRENT (4684) ARADI
-PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029 21 14 1 66 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 11 10 3 65 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
MAGENTA 3-5711 56 94 0 64 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 34 17 0 64 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-DIABOLICFIEND 33-7275 19 4 2 63 CHAOTICDISORDER (5138) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NOSE KICKER 82-20640 1 3 0 63 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
DEATH FOG 45-4017 22 9 0 62 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 20 17 1 61 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 13 1 57 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 17 9 1 57 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
STRONGBOW 11-5686 25 50 0 56 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-NOTTHUR 3-4740 21 11 1 56 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
-SCARDY CAT 2-5279 18 1 1 56 ARENA FELINES (5196) NIANIA
-ARGUS 82-4056 6 10 0 56 SUPERIOR FORCES 1P (5166) DWES EG
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 28 93 0 55 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
SHOTGUN 82-5401 7 1 0 55 SCATTERBRAIN (5167) DWES EG
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 28 32 0 54 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
-PYOA 16-5090 16 6 0 54 WYLDERNESS WYLD (4877) WILLAF
TATHARLI 33-4505 22 37 0 53 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
FIREBALL 4-5486 15 10 0 53 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
RUG BURN 18-3702 31 70 4 52 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-MAD MAX 30-3874 13 10 2 51 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
DARK STAR 30-4468 26 12 1 49 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
HONEY 11-6368 18 21 1 49 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
WASP 96-1335 8 12 3 49 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DUCKMAN 65-6679 13 8 0 47 MIGHTY DUCKS (5197) DAL SHANG
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 21 18 0 46 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
BART WELLENS 11-4848 16 13 0 45 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 51 48 0 43 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
JERICO 7-4862 30 77 0 43 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 8 6 0 43 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168) DWES EG
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 23 31 1 42 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 11 9 3 41 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
BERTHA 30-4469 22 16 1 38 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
MARCIANO 96-1446 11 9 4 34 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
COCAINE 78-2311 29 84 0 13 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-SILK 1 73-1716 2 0 0 12 SILK II (4085) ERINIKA
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816 0 3 0 3 WEIRD STUFF II (5177) CIMMERIAC
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
DONAHAR 24-3006 21 13 0 MAGIC REALM 4987 KEOKOTAH 33-6471 508
QUIETUS 10-5165 42 22 1 QUBIT 4490 DOAMER 18-2265 508
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Patriot -- I cannot allow your behavior to go unwitnessed. Was it all just a typo,
or are you without honor? For you to challenge down 62 points in order to devastate
TOOFLESS in a "one-sided competition", reeks of poor sportsmanship and compromised
oral hygiene!
The Gladiatorial Commission, without editorial comment, quietly added to our Arena's disgrace by awarding +29 points to your score for T505. This sort of play is unwelcome in Talahya as far as I am concerned. I invite other Champions to write in about thi
Ah, all becomes clear. This should be in Talahya, not Home Guard! -- Olaf
It gets so confusing, doesn't it, when they're all the same arena, physically?
#3, I assume you are Strongest #3 of Solaran Berserk? Just so I can keep my
confusion to a minimum. -- Galen
Pipe Bomb -- Oh, FINE, just what I NEEDED on a day like this, an anarchist dwarf in
the kitchen! You're NOT supposed to put saltpeter in with your tobacco, you know. --
Ho-Chan the somewhat shaken Axe
P.S. Given your choice of tobacco, adding saltpeter is just ASKING for trouble.
Where do they grow that stuff, on the floors of active volcanoes? The upper terraces
of Hell?
Willie Brown -- Damned young hotshot showoff! -- Lethe
A STANDBY? In Talahya, I fight a STANDBY? There was nobody ELSE here to match with
me? Gods, that's RIDICULOUS. -- Delice the Red and Insulted
Psycho Bitch -- Well...this is true, but how did you have the nerve to make the claim
in the first place? -- Tatharli, genuinely curious
Galen -- "Have a happy"? Like "happy" is a NOUN? Don't be so lazy and slavishly
conformist, use the language properly. I know you can do it if you try. -- Mati tyl
Hola, paid-up member of Citizens for Using Sane Speech
P.S. And no, I do NOT consider that your next sentence redeems this foul and
disgusting usage.
No worries. The two and a half happies that didn't get eaten last cycle finally
went stale, but my chef baked a batch of cinnamon friendlies today. Have a
friendly. -- Galen
P.S. Tell the good folks of C.U.S.S. that I'll have her bake up a nice big
ginger pompous for their next meeting.
In the Pig! -- Thank you for that win. It didn't seem that you were trying very hard
in that fight. Or maybe you need a new strategy? -- Khirza
Ho-Chan -- You're a sweetie. -- Khirza
30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate. Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance. His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all. Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MATA HARI was bested by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
THIRD OMEN devastated DIRT WORM in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
EVIL ELMO savagely defeated BLOODY MOUTH in a action packed 6 minute Challenge fight.
GRAY WIND viciously subdued SPUTTER in a popular 7 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PATRIOT bested W.T. POOH in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BIG STRONG MAN devastated MIGHTY MITE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
VALERIAN unbelievably bested JULIA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge melee.
CARNAL was vanquished by MARCINKO in a action packed 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SULACCO was overpowered by ASSAULT in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
BRUCE was defeated by THE WHEAT KING in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge match.
DALLAS was handily defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
PERSEUS slimly won victory over GORDIAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
DARK THUNDER handily defeated PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FALCON was devastated by RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was devastated by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
KNUCKLE JAW was demolished by DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was overpowered by LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
T. ZER devastated TELA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ARTEMISIA narrowly defeated LETHE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
TWIG beat FRANK in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
MUDVAYNE viciously subdued CHARLIE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fray.
ODDJOB overpowered RUG BURN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
MARCIANO overpowered COCAINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHEPHERD MOON overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
JUST A JOB TO DO beat 2 PHAT in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
VIGO handily defeated GOOBATRON in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
ELKIN HEMROCK overpowered BLACK EYE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SPOTTED PONY was savagely defeated by DR BOERNER in a popular 2 minute gory match.
DOAMER executed QUIETUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD handily defeated CIARAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HAPPY HOOKER was defeated by SECOND OMEN in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
CARPET BURN was narrowly defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute struggle.
EBONSKAITH savagely defeated HARMONY in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
GOLDWRAP savagely defeated QRAPPY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome conflict.
COUCH POTATO narrowly defeated CRIMSON BLUSH in a action packed 3 minute bout.
BLACK MESSIAH was overpowered by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
MANTISSA was overpowered by AKLAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
PISTOL was viciously subdued by KOGITSUNE MARU in a exciting 2 minute bloody struggle.
KING BEAR vanquished EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
PIPE BOMB handily defeated YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
SIR VIVOR savagely defeated BELIAL in a popular 17 minute brutal match.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered BLACK ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEACE was savagely defeated by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
PYGMY SHREW viciously subdued TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
MASKED SHREW overpowered BLACK ARCHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DARQ SPIRIT overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PERSIANA JONES overcame IMAGE ENHANCER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
SQUIRREL KILLER savagely defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 2 minute battle.
NORAF devastated BLAK MASK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was devastated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JESUS slimly won victory over THE NOTHING in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
RIFT was viciously subdued by VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.
CITATION was overpowered by ACK VERT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUTHLESS was subdued by RYRELEE in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
KHIRZA beat COL SALOMON in a 2 minute struggle.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered GYRADOS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LIL NOIR was savagely defeated by WILLIE BROWN in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GLITTER MARKS was viciously subdued by JIM PENGOUIN in a exciting 2 minute match.
QUASAR was vanquished by CORKSCREW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
AUDIE MURPHY won victory over KIP KILLIGAN in a exciting 4 minute contest.
DONNA overpowered LIPPS MCFRENZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SMUNCH savagely defeated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome fight.
KEOKOTAH butchered DONAHAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NEPHRON demolished CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven match.
NEVERMORE overpowered JOHN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SNIPER BEAR demolished CHIMPANZEE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
MR. POTATO HEAD demolished TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VERRA overpowered HO HUM HO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IN-BRED BEAR handily defeated ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BUBBA was demolished by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUIFF overpowered AURORA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
QUID PRO QUO was overpowered by SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
WEYLUND was handily defeated by SWEATCAKE in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
CUP O'PIZZA was subdued by SUDSY DEODORANT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SUPERIOR II vanquished MIYAGI'S MIATA in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
SKYWISE was beaten by DARK TYPHLOSION in a popular 3 minute duel.
TITANIA viciously subdued VANGUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal battle.
MAN O' WAR beat COOKIE SNORT in a 2 minute fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overpowered by ING in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BLUE overpowered THIRD BASE SPOCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ADAM was demolished by GOUT GOUT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POOPIEHEAD devastated ASSUR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SWINGDADDY-O was devastated by MESSENGER BIRD in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
DALI PARTON vanquished F. TIM in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ZAKAU was unbelievably bested by WALL OF GLASS in a action packed 5 minute battle.
MARK was luckily beaten by ADOBE in a action packed 5 minute gruesome brawl.
SALENA WARSMITH was vanquished by ORAL B in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LORELEI SIREN was narrowly defeated by MICHAEL COOPER in a popular 4 minute duel.
JONES won victory over BAGMAN in a 2 minute fray.
TATIANA SEASPRITE overcame QAEDA, AL in a 2 minute fight.
FUZZY BUZZCUT overcame MAXIMUM EFFORT in a exciting 3 minute brutal competition.
QUINTAL devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
YOBER overcame BART WELLENS in a popular 1 minute gory fight.
TATHARLI was overpowered by HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIOLENCE FETISH demolished DARK STAR in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SHOTGUN viciously subdued BERTHA in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
SQUEEZE CHEESE was vanquished by ROCKWELL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEFORE THE DAWN subdued L'ORC BLEU in a 2 minute contest.
CRAZY FINGERS was handily defeated by BOOKIE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
MABON won victory over HOT SAUCE JONES in a 2 minute fray.
JERICO was vanquished by FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
S. MARY ROSE demolished SVAD BONEGRIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
2 + 2 = 4 was savagely defeated by RAINSONG in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
NOSE KICKER handily defeated ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
STRONGBOW was subdued by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 2 minute conflict.
FIREBALL was unbelievably bested by MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
WASP lost to FRANKENBUTT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
HONEY was subdued by GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
NECROMANCER overpowered DEATH FOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was handily defeated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 57 AIMED BLOW 152 - 121 - 1 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 31 LUNGING ATTACK 340 - 301 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 30 SLASHING ATTACK 173 - 159 - 4 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 27 WALL OF STEEL 168 - 159 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 24 TOTAL PARRY 109 - 115 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 STRIKING ATTACK 60 - 66 - 2 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 91 - 109 - 1 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 64 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 44 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 34 - 0 31 |
Turn 508 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 18 - 9 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 17 5 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 24 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 14 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 16 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 70 61 3 336 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK KING BEAR 35-3629 45 22 3 345 THE BEARS (2674)
SLASHING ATTACK DOAMER 18-2265 45 49 2 306 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY SIR VIVOR 10-4065 115 49 0 281 SIR AGLIO (2079)
PARRY-LUNGE BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 65 82 17 257 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
WALL OF STEEL MARCINKO 97-961 57 31 5 246 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 74 71 2 223 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 73 81 0 219 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 35 31 0 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)
PARRY-STRIKE LIL NOIR 62-3311 33 32 2 186 ENIGMA (4768)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was BELIAL 7-3838. The ten other most popular fighters were 2 PHAT
72-5064, FIREBALL 4-5486, EVIL ELMO 99-1222, MARK 5-4088, BRUCE 51-3906, PYGMY SHREW
29-3743, GRAY WIND 6-5201, BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823, RIFT 12-3922, and SPUTTER 82-15095.
The least popular fighter this week was DEATH FOG 45-4017. The other ten least
popular fighters were ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, JERICO 7-4862, CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480,
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302, DARK STAR 30-4468, TATHARLI 33-4505, BART WELLENS 11-4848,
QAEDA, AL 10-5302, SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524, and WALL OF GLASS 11-5534.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 6 3 0 SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 5 2 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 8 0 LAPUR(29) 3 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
KALTOS(5) 0 4 0 IAYE(30) 2 5 0 JURINE(61) 2 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 0 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 6 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 3 1 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 MONUNTIAL(34) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 5 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 5 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
MALCORN(15) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 9 0 DWES EG(82) 18 11 0
ALJAFIR(17) 2 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 24 9 1 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 50 34 1 243 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 18 7 1 100 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 100 58 1 246 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 73 59 1 199 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
ED 209 5-3955 43 57 4 193 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 37 13 2 265 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 144 76 3 210 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 28 32 0 54 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
LETHE 9-4782 49 55 3 143 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
SIR VIVOR 10-4065 115 49 0 281 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 32 18 0 195 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
RIFT 12-3922 36 29 1 176 SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 31 148 6 103 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 66 61 1 247 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
DR BOERNER 17-5383 34 24 3 235 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 70 61 3 336 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 52 49 3 192 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 35 31 0 191 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215) SEAM
CARNAL 21-5388 46 44 0 188 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
GYRADOS 24-4476 30 10 0 187 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 60 52 0 213 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 43 23 3 238 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 49 52 1 201 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 20 5 0 162 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 21 2 0 69 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 31 16 3 218 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 62 69 0 214 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
KING BEAR 35-3629 45 22 3 345 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
DONNA 36-5966 26 12 0 202 BABES (3876) JHANS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 25 1 0 154 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
MATA HARI 41-3812 58 45 1 198 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 41 51 0 192 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 22 9 0 62 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 23 31 1 42 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
HOFFA 49-3185 70 118 0 180 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BRUCE 51-3906 35 40 2 199 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 68 75 3 173 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 69 53 2 211 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
RYRELEE 59-478 38 22 1 223 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 47 49 0 208 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 24 5 0 229 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
AKLAR 62-3700 26 22 1 214 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 44 36 0 203 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
PISTOL 65-6205 65 57 1 200 TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 85 42 2 217 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PERSEUS 72-1612 45 27 1 214 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 129 170 2 173 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 36 39 2 134 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 51 58 1 128 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PATRIOT 82-11164 43 28 1 345 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 22 11 5 188 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 57 31 5 246 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 33 14 4 182 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
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