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Date   : 02/14/2006    Duedate: 02/27/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-509

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-MIKE'S INK 62/4677    410  242  5 62.9      ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971               
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                   
    MY ROCK BAND 60/3110                        SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                  
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203              
  2 CORPS 74/3405        2759 1742 53 61.3      LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/5200              
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                       8 THE JERKS 10/5022     143  110  0 56.5
    HEROES 77/3408                              FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                    
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                 
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                         9 FIRE DECK 38/5130     458  367  4 55.5
    BABES 36/3876                               NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    THE BEARS 48/677                            CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    F BALLS 4/5204                              ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         ALL-TIME GREATS 16/4488               
  3 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    709  459  9 60.7      INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
  4 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  130   88  2 59.6      FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                   10-I TRAINED TH 30/3047  998  820 12 54.9
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123               11 VOUGEOOT 60/5217      210  174  5 54.7
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 12 VILLAINS 82/5171     1709 1451 21 54.1
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
  5-PHILLY 82/4942       1651 1188 20 58.2      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                          DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    SILK II 73/4085                             THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864             13 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   25   23  0 52.1
    SANDY TOO 82/5159                        14-QUBIT 10/4490        1165 1075 10 52.0
    SPORTZ! 4/4921                              SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/3300                
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                      VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
    BOOK OF SWORDS 65/4305                      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    PIGS ON PARADE 9/4656                       TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           VERMIN 72/3068                        
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
  6 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    224  161  3 58.2   15 DELTA DOOM 17/4745     57   53  1 51.8
    GORGONITES II 82/4335                       SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
  7 SALADS 82/5201        541  398  8 57.6      SWIFT CURRENT 60/4684                 
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                     16 HORROR FILMS 11/1941  131  124  0 51.4
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       ARENA FELINES 2/5196                  
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                        17 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165  752  721 10 51.1
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SUPERIOR FORCES 1P 82/5166            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183            
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    I AM SUCK 97/5055                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3P 82/4959            
    RAPTURE 82/4961                             SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    WORD OF THE DAY 82/4861                     SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152               

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019                  PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195                     THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168                  THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                 
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536               30 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1034 1172 17 46.9
    SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139                 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    SUPERIOR FORCES 720 82/5202              31 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   37   42  2 46.8
    SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571                32 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    27   31  0 46.6
 18-PARTY ANIMALS 5/4766  182  180  1 50.3      HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
 19 KILLING ME S 97/5211   95   94  1 50.3   33 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  183  216  2 45.9
    ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/5199                 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209                   DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
 20 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    49   49  0 50.0   34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  707  856  8 45.2
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 35 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    805  978  6 45.1
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652          
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                       OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
 21 LXG III 98/4937       158  160  0 49.7      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
 22 DARKMOON 12/4240      280  284  3 49.6      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254                    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    ROMPER ROOM 60/4068                         REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
 23 ENIGMA 62/4768        303  310  3 49.4   36 SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                        DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210            
    ALCHEMY 18/4818                          37 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      276  349  1 44.2
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                    38 THE WRETCHED 82/5213   50   65  2 43.5
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                     39 WIND STORM 1/2757      67   91  0 42.4
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        40 LORDS OF CHA 20/2215   21   31  0 40.4
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                       41 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5214   58   86  1 40.3
 24 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  251  265  2 48.6   42 GWAR 77/3147           41   62  0 39.8
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                  
 25-FRAG 'EM ALL 66/2578   15   16  0 48.4      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    MYSTERY MACHINE 65/3763                     DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1015 1101 10 48.0   43 RONIN 51/3400          21   33  1 38.9
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  44 ELFQUEST 11/4928      112  186  1 37.6
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   45-BALLAD OF TH 11/5205   41   74  0 35.7
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     46 MEN 29/4412           815 1548 16 34.5
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     JOHNS 5/3510                          
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     HABIT 78/4547                         
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 27 PIMPS 9/4318           95  105  0 47.5      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366                 MIKES 14/3982                         
    HARE CONTROL 59/4869                        JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                        47-CROC FILES 29/4549      1    2  0 33.3
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                      48 JAGUAR WARRI 19/3611    1    2  0 33.3
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                49-MADTOWN 25/5125         1    2  0 33.3
    TOURNEY TEAM 72/5194                     50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  103  211  0 32.8
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                    51 BLUE MOON 9/3907      541 1117  5 32.6
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                     BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
 28-MID EARTH 29/1543     174  194  2 47.3   52 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   15   38  1 28.3
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 53 TEAM MARIO 12/5216      0    1  0  0.0
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   54-THE FALLEN 36/5089      0    1  0  0.0
 29 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  279  312  0 47.2

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, brave men and women of Talahya!

Let's see...Dark Pantheon was avoided by Center for Olds.  Well done.

Our most challenged warrior is Couch Potato.  MATA HARI (41-3812) (58-45-1,198) of
FIST OF FIVE challenged COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (100-58-1,246) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.
MATA HARI overpowered COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.

The least favored warrior this cycle was La Tour.  LA TOUR (18-8525) (21-21-0,84) of
PENTARCHIE-18 fought JOLEE BINDO (18-8915) (17-7-1,59) of STAR WARS: KOTOR.  LA TOUR
was overcome by JOLEE BINDO in an exciting 1 minute match.  Actually it was no
disgrace to lose to Jolee Bindo who is quite good, but I think some folks had bet on
La Tour, and they were irradiated.

Klaatu barada nikto, como parlez-vous la cocina de mi primera tia.  Hvordan gjor det
til?

This week's favorite warrior is Darq Spirit, of whom we know very little.  PERSEUS
(72-1612) (45-27-1,214) of DEADLY RAGE II fought DARQ SPIRIT (82-1969) (61-48-3,210)
of CLAN BATTLEAXE II.  PERSEUS viciously subdued DARQ SPIRIT in an exciting 3 minute
brutal duel.  It was a good fight.  Darq made some spectacular leaps, and leaping
always gets the voting spectators.  Perseus, I should mention, won our top Wall of
Steel title.

In a stunning reversal, Ho-Chan the Axe won the title of Overall Popularity Leader
this cycle!  Well done!  No one was really surprised that he beat Touchdown Talon!.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! (96-1072) (22-11-5,188) of ARCANE BOWL fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-
670) (129-170-2,173) of SAND DANCERS.  TOUCHDOWN TALON! was devastated by HO-CHAN THE
AXE in a 3 minute uneven match.

There were no TV challenges at all this cycle!  Unt de mutter schmeart de butter.
Geshundeit.

One poor soul died this cycle.  STRONGEST #3 (40-173) (57-120-1,194) of SOLARAN
BERSERK challenged MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) (35-31-0,191) of LORDS OF CHAOS.
STRONGEST #3 savagely slew MR. POTATO HEAD in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.  I have
sent Mr. Potato Head a basket of spiced curly fries...nono, I have sent him an
assortment of cheeses, a box of crackers, and a bottle of wine.  And I request that
all of you stop dying because these "get alive soon" gifts are getting expensive.  By
the way, Mr. Potato Head is our top Parry-Riposte warrior.

Well, Papa Bear sent his best lunger against our Tower Guardian in an attempt to win
the title.  But the formidable aimed blow, White Water Hippo, was up to the
challenge.  KING BEAR (35-3629) (45-22-3,345) of THE BEARS challenged WHITE WATER
HIPPO (18-7050) (70-61-3,336) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  KING BEAR was demolished by WHITE
WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.

This is a terribly short sypreport, for which I bloofwig nogria splee.  But there is
still the little gem of wisdom, in which I recommend excessive doses of vitamin q and
an immediate zurn.

With plevna wishes,
Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   71  61  3  359  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PATRIOT 82-11164            44  28  1  354  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
-IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       33  11  0  321  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           38  13  2  284  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SIR VIVOR 10-4065          115  49  0  281  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-ASSAULT 82-2043             80  45  1  274  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          67  61  1  269  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
-THE BISMARCK 16-4481        52  37  1  269  ALL-TIME GREATS (4488)     WILLAF
 VIGO 18-6086                54  17  0  267  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
-PUNCH IT 82-1193            32  13  2  265  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
-PIVOT 60-4811               31  14  1  259  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            37  26  1  254  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-BLONDIE 36-5723             36  26  1  253  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 GOLDWRAP 82-11886           29  10  0  246  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
-SLANT EDISON 60-2598        53  21  1  245  MY ROCK BAND (3110)        ARADI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          43  16  3  245  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       36  31  3  245  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   74  71  0  241  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         58 120  2  240  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       25   5  0  240  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        57  72  3  238  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    74  81  0  236  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           56  22  1  236  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  69  0  235  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 ACK VERT 18-7429            59  42  1  235  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      75  71  2  233  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MATA HARI 41-3812           59  45  1  233  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-CROCONAW 24-4475            35  17  1  233  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 PERSEUS 72-1612             46  27  1  229  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            52  44  2  223  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 GORDIAN 63-2104             45  36  0  222  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
-STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        27   5  0  221  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    43  48  0  219  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        25  14  1  219  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 BELIAL 7-3838              145  76  3  218  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            52  60  0  218  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 NORAF 82-3856               42  24  0  218  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 JESUS 82-5459               65  41  3  215  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 PEACE 19-4280               53  49  3  214  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      44  20  2  214  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         62  39  1  212  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        57  48  1  212  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 UNOC 82-12676               30  23  0  212  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    75  66  0  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUASAR 18-5925              40  49  0  210  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         35  19  0  210  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 VALERIAN 82-17255           21   4  0  209  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       27  12  1  208  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
-SLY 97-1279                 22  14  8  208  I AM SUCK (5055)           SHADOW GROVE
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          58  58  0  207  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-FINALITY 82-4063            28  15  1  206  SUPERIOR FORCES 3P (4959)  DWES EG
-ELENDUR 29-2013             68  59  1  205  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          53  92  4  205  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 KHIRZA 7-1862              140 153  3  204  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          39  10  1  204  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         74  59  1  203  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         61  49  3  203  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           52  48  0  203  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   47  50  0  203  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
-ACUTE 60-6048               25  16  0  202  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-PORK CHOP 9-3878            17   9  1  202  PIGS ON PARADE (4656)      ZUKAL
-QRAPPY 10-4761              65  74  1  201  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         43  24  3  201  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DALLAS 18-6860              39  39  0  201  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     130 170  2  200  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      65  83 17  200  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-PISTOL 65-6205              65  57  1  200  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
-SPUTTER 82-15095            48  40  1  200  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 JULIA 60-4651               37  43  0  200  ROMPER ROOM (4068)         ARADI
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  10  0  200  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 MARCINKO 97-961             57  32  5  199  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 VERRA 1-5306                55  56  1  199  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
-SULACCO 4-5128              41  43  2  199  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    36  30  1  199  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            31  17  3  199  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     85  43  2  198  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       49  51  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-RUTHLESS 15-4591            36  22  0  198  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-LOCKED IN 32-4049           37  19  2  197  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      60  53  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       50  35  1  196  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         36  10  0  196  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
-WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       17   7  0  196  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 DOAMER 18-2265              45  50  2  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        100  59  1  194  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-CITATION 15-3925            30  20  0  194  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 118  0  193  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    58  55  5  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KING BEAR 35-3629           45  23  3  193  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           40  33  0  193  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 DONNA 36-5966               26  13  0  193  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-W.T. POOH 33-4430           89  69  0  192  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RYRELEE 59-478              38  23  1  192  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 BRUCE 51-3906               35  41  2  192  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 AKLAR 62-3700               26  23  1  192  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      69  54  2  191  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             49  53  1  191  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SMUNCH 18-8337              28   7  1  191  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-QUIETUS 10-5165             42  22  1  190  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      35  32  0  190  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          34  26  6  190  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 EVERSTORM 69-641            68  72  2  189  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         57  75  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-2 PHAT 72-5064              38  25  1  189  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
-WOUNDHEALER 65-4496         17  14  2  189  BOOK OF SWORDS (4305)      DAL SHANG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  81  1  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DIRT WORM 82-2315           83  57  0  187  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       41  52  0  187  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       39  37  0  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      32  19  0  186  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 ING 41-3532                 30  21  1  186  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            23  10  1  186  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-SLAKE 82-12993              21  24  0  186  WORD OF THE DAY (4861)     DWES EG
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     20   7  1  185  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 ED 209 5-3955               43  58  4  184  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          34  25  3  184  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
-SALLY RIDE 77-2378          33  27  2  184  HEROES (3408)              MAZGOURRAH
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        18  26  0  184  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   61  46  0  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BLACK EYE 60-6163           42  26  0  183  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            39  47  1  183  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    38  29  2  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           33  15  4  183  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 JOHN 29-4177                59  91  1  182  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        41  52  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARNAL 21-5388              46  45  0  181  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RETARD 68-7501              16   8  0  181  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        52  51  0  180  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     41  59  3  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            33  33  2  180  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       28  24  1  180  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-MAN O' WAR 15-4517          44  28  1  179  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-BATTLESTONE 66-2980         41  35  0  178  FRAG 'EM ALL! (2578)       TARRGIR
 TITANIA 65-5835             30  21  0  178  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 HARMONY 82-26932            21  12  2  178  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      35  21  2  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-RIFT 12-3922                36  29  1  176  SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300)      RIZTAB
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          36  36  0  176  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
-QUIFF 10-4779               30  17  0  176  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
-GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  19  13  1  176  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
-HARRY THE AXE 48-3622       41  40  2  174  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        28  43  0  174  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           27  20  1  174  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 CIARAN 1-7176               30  25  1  173  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           27  14  1  173  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   56  40  2  172  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         39  33  1  172  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-WILLY T MAC 82-5925         17  19  0  172  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       59  60  1  171  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                50  55  3  171  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    22  12  5  171  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-COBRA 29-4355               25  21  1  170  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
-QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        44  44  1  168  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         39  14  0  168  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          33  16  3  168  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 FALCON 82-11173             22  12  1  168  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
-WARTORTLE 24-4521           21   8  1  167  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        14   7  0  167  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         43  52  1  164  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      68  76  3  162  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 ARTEMISIA 12-5096           42  43  0  162  DARKMOON (4240)            RIZTAB
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   22   8  0  162  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        16  18  0  162  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-YORGO 40-3071               36  10  1  159  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 ORAL B 82-10020             21   6  0  157  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      39  43  0  156  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     26   1  0  156  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
-DADDY 62-3640               23  18  0  156  MIKE'S INK (4677)          VALAMANTIS
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          35  26  1  155  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     28  38  2  154  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         52  71  0  150  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         37  39  2  150  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 AURORA 1-5864               34  37  1  150  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 WEYLUND 82-3660             29  20  1  150  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         15  16  0  150  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            72  80  4  149  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             21  14  0  149  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BLUE 19-4647                21  16  0  149  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             36  43  1  148  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-GODIVA 74-2800              24  15  0  147  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              25  22  0  146  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     41  36  2  145  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 ADAM 7-4830                 36  79  2  143  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         31  39  1  142  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        20   6  0  142  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           33  30  2  137  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      29  20  3  135  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 QUINTAL 18-8341             29  11  2  134  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 F. TIM 78-2315              51  59  1  132  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      45  58  0  132  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           41  40  3  130  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TWIG 82-25226               24  16  0  130  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 ASSUR 18-7821               22  64  2  130  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 MARK 5-4088                 49 100  3  129  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 VANGUARD 4-5966             37  16  0  129  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 BUBBA 7-4833                34  81  0  128  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-T. ZER 9-5011               22  11  2  127  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         33  18  0  123  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      25  22  0  122  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SIRTON 82-9190              24  22  0  122  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     24  15  0  122  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        45  57  0  120  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   34  50  0  120  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       39  42  0  119  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ZAKAU 5-4623                29  21  0  118  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  36  0  117  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TELA 30-2973                27  31  1  116  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-FRED 65-5333                37  20  0  113  MYSTERY MACHINE (3763)     DAL SHANG
 YOBER 2-4537                19   7  1  113  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ADOBE 17-6033               34  12  0  109  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       22   6  1  106  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
 ADARA AL ZAHRA 19-3989      31  17  0  105  JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611)     ZUWAYZA
 FREDDY KRUEGER 11-1732      26  18  0  104  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
 JONES 14-1283               31 149  6  102  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-ACE 21-5732                 18  47  0  101  SWORD OPERA (4211)         SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LORELEI SIREN 19-3543       24  27  1  100  JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611)     ZUWAYZA
 BOOKIE 18-8458              24  27  0  100  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 ODDJOB 82-18436             14   9  1  100  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    24  19  0   97  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           17   6  0   96  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-IRLON 78-2489               16  45  0   93  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        13  13  1   92  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         17  21  1   91  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-GREENGROVE 15-4612          21  27  0   90  GREENWARDENS (3775)        MALCORN
-FURRY BOX 72-4314            7   3  0   90  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 BAGMAN 4-5890               23  23  1   89  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 FRANK 3-5707                52 100  1   88  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670       15   7  1   86  SANDY TOO (5159)           DWES EG
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            5  11  0   85  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       35  38  2   82  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        21   8  0   82  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     16   9  2   82  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 SHOTGUN 82-5401              8   1  0   81  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        4   2  0   80  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 RAINSONG 11-6128            25  33  0   79  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SON OF BLOODLUST 60-6823    22  13  0   79  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
-HAPPY CAT 4-5771            21  16  0   79  ARENA FELINES (5162)       JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         18   7  1   78  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-DART 43-3865                18  23  1   78  WOLF RIDERS (4916)         VEASTIAN
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     39 109  1   77  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-MORPETH 35-3862             17  26  0   77  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      52  48  0   75  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
-WIRLITZ 3-4861              20   8  1   75  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            13   5  0   75  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BALROG 10-3115               9   0  0   75  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        48  66  1   74  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       21  17  1   73  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-QAEDA, AL 10-5302           22  32  1   72  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           23   9  0   71  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          17  13  1   71  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         21  14  1   70  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     21   3  0   70  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 LA TOUR 18-8525             21  22  0   69  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     12  10  3   69  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           29  32  0   68  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 NECROMANCER 18-6386          7   2  0   68  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
-TYCANE 60-6001              22  16  1   66  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
-PRIVATE PROPERTY 32-4029    21  14  1   66  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-DOONEUSHMUN 60-5949         19   8  1   66  VOUGEOOT (5217)            ARADI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    34  18  0   64  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIREBALL 4-5486             16  10  0   64  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-DIABOLICFIEND 33-7275       19   4  2   63  CHAOTICDISORDER (5138)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            18   8  0   63  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013      9   6  0   63  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168)  DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              56  95  0   62  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RUG BURN 18-3702            32  70  4   61  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  11   3  0   58  SUPERIOR FATHER (5165)     DWES EG
-PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         17  13  1   57  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             16   9  0   57  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   41  65  0   56  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-NOTTHUR 3-4740              21  11  1   56  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-ARGUS 82-4056                6  10  0   56  SUPERIOR FORCES 1P (5166)  DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              23  16  1   55  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           25  51  0   54  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           28  94  0   53  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 WASP 96-1335                 9  12  3   53  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   24  31  1   52  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-SINNER 32-4165              15   6  0   51  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-MAD MAX 30-3874             13  10  2   51  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        28  20  2   50  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    17  10  1   50  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 MARCIANO 96-1446            12   9  4   50  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 LUIGI 12-6056               15   9  1   47  TEAM MARIO (5216)          RIZTAB
 TATHARLI 33-4505            22  38  0   45  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         1   4  0   44  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
-NIKITA 36-6639              12   5  1   42  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        21  19  0   41  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 MABON 82-10314               5  18  0   41  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 HONEY 11-6368               18  22  1   40  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      11  10  3   39  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
-MEMPHIS 82-29598            11   5  0   38  KELLUMBO'S KIDS 26 (5214)  DWES EG
 DARK STAR 30-4468           26  13  1   33  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        16  14  0   33  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 JERICO 7-4862               30  78  0   29  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   4  4   28  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      8   3  4   23  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  85  0   12  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-SILK 1 73-1716               2   0  0   12  SILK II (4085)             ERINIKA
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   0   3  0    3  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     35  32  0 LORDS OF CHAOS 2215    STRONGEST #3 40-173    509

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

White Water Hippo -- Well struck, with true hippo power I must say.  Thought I had
you for a moment there.  Perhaps again some time soon.... -- Mata Hari

Ahh, lose the Tower Guardianship and go 0-4, not well received.  (shrug)  Forge
ahead! -- Stik

Marcinko -- Awfully damned rude of you to actually bring a real weapon with you this
time, but I do thank you for the skill! -- Carnal

Mayla tyl Crena -- You have heard, perhaps, that "an apple a day keeps the doctor
away"?  Not if the apple is a BAD one, like me! -- Delice the Red
P.S.  You could have taught me something, you know.  Yes, of course I'm training
stats, but you still could have taught me SOMETHING.  What I'm WORKING on learning is
the saw-a-lady-in-half trick, and you could have helped, even if you aren't a lady.
It's possible.

Artemisia -- That loss was like wormwood in my mouth, but fortunately no gall.  Ouch.
-- Lethe

Youcankeeptheduck -- Thanks, but I'd rather not.  What would I do with it? -- Ho-Chan
the Axe
P.S.  The monsters in my bathtub would eat it, despite being told repeatedly that
rubber is not good for them.  Monsters just don't listen.

Holy Schlitz -- And how did you, at a height of seven-foot-two, escape being labeled
a dwarf by the Commission's "humorists"? -- Tatharli

Col Salomon -- That was a good try and the announcer agreed that we were evenly
matched, which is something for you because I have a lot more experience.  But I was
glad of the win.  Well fought. -- Khirza

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ELKIN HEMROCK devastated DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KING BEAR was demolished by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute Challenge Title melee.
THE WHEAT KING was vanquished by JIM PENGOUIN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
KOGITSUNE MARU was demolished by THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
HARMONY was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
VALERIAN overpowered BRUCE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
UNOC vanquished SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge duel.
DALLAS vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CIARAN was handily defeated by VERRA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NEVERMORE devastated AKLAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CRIMSON BLUSH demolished DONNA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
JULIA viciously subdued BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
STRONGEST #3 savagely slew MR. POTATO HEAD in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
MATA HARI overpowered COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KIP KILLIGAN overpowered DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KNUCKLE JAW overpowered BUBBA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PUDDING PARADE devastated ASSUR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FALCON vanquished RIFF-RAFF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BLOODY MOUTH won victory over BLUE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory Challenge fray.
MICHAEL COOPER subdued JONES in a popular 3 minute Challenge fight.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was vanquished by ODDJOB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MARCIANO overpowered JERICO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
FIREBALL overpowered TATHARLI in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
RUG BURN overpowered HONEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
DEATH FOG savagely defeated MAGENTA in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
BIG STRONG MAN was viciously subdued by NORAF in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD defeated MANTISSA in a exciting 1 minute fight.
GOLDWRAP beat MICHELLE RROSTARR in a action packed 3 minute brutal bout.
GRAY WIND devastated EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel.
MARCINKO was demolished by VIGO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
JUST A JOB TO DO was overpowered by PEACE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SHEPHERD MOON viciously subdued EVIL ELMO in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
PATRIOT overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ACK VERT overcame KEOKOTAH in a exciting 1 minute duel.
PIPE BOMB savagely defeated GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome battle.
CEREBRAL JANITOR devastated LIL NOIR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
DEBBIE DOES DM savagely defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING handily defeated PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DR BOERNER was overpowered by QUASAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
EBONSKAITH overpowered SMUNCH in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
PERSEUS viciously subdued DARQ SPIRIT in a exciting 3 minute brutal duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN was handily defeated by SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PYGMY SHREW was defeated by JESUS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody bout.
RYRELEE was handily defeated by GORDIAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
MASKED SHREW demolished LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YELLOWJACKET devastated YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VIOLENT VOLE was devastated by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE HAPPY HOOKER vanquished NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GOOBATRON was devastated by GYRADOS in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
BELIAL overpowered CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KHIRZA slimly lost to AUDIE MURPHY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
ED 209 was bested by HOFFA in a popular 4 minute fight.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was devastated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 3 minute uneven match.
SPOTTED PONY luckily beat TITANIA in a 2 minute gory fight.
ALVIN YORK viciously subdued ARTEMISIA in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
CARPET BURN demolished CARNAL in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CORKSCREW demolished IN-BRED BEAR in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
THE NOTHING was subdued by ING in a popular 2 minute bout.
BLAK MASK overpowered F. TIM in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
DONAHAR was devastated by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE luckily beat AURORA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
JOHN subdued BLACK ARCHER in a popular 1 minute fight.
DARK THUNDER was vanquished by CUP O'PIZZA in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIPPS MCFRENZY overpowered SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SUPERIOR II overcame CHIMPANZEE in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
TERRIBLE TWO was demolished by LETHE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
COL SALOMON bested DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute match.
POOPIEHEAD was overpowered by SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SWEATCAKE was handily defeated by ORAL B in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
JOE BLACK demolished TELA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DALI PARTON vanquished SPYMASTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
DARK TYPHLOSION slimly won victory over SWINGDADDY-O in a 1 minute match.
IMAGE ENHANCER was overpowered by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HO HUM HO was bested by ADAM in a popular 1 minute battle.
COOKIE SNORT overpowered HIGH ELF in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
ADARA AL ZAHRA was savagely defeated by MARK in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
GOUT GOUT was subdued by (J)AY (C)EE in a popular 4 minute duel.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was bested by MESSENGER BIRD in a action packed 1 minute bout.
THIRD BASE SPOCK was devastated by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ADOBE was devastated by FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided bout.
ROGUE 7 subdued ZAKAU in a popular 1 minute duel.
VANGUARD was viciously subdued by WEYLUND in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
TWIG viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was savagely defeated by QUINTAL in a action packed 2 minute duel.
LORELEI SIREN defeated BEFORE THE DAWN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
YOBER subdued SUCCOTASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory battle.
FREDDY KRUEGER bested VIOLENCE FETISH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
STRONGBOW was defeated by S. MARY ROSE in a popular 2 minute fight.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE overpowered DARK STAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated LUIGI in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RAINSONG vanquished GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
L'ORC BLEU won victory over HERPES THE LUVBUG in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
NEOPHYTE demolished HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SHOTGUN devastated ROCKWELL in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
BOOKIE vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MUDVAYNE was luckily beaten by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a exciting 2 minute brutal duel.
MABON was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome duel.
MAXIMUM EFFORT devastated NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FURTIVE RETURNS handily defeated ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SVAD BONEGRIN was devastated by LE NETTOYE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
BART WELLENS was devastated by BERTHA in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
BAGMAN overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
WASP devastated COCAINE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was handily defeated by PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute uneven battle.
LA TOUR was overcome by JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 1 minute match.
HOT SAUCE JONES overpowered DOARIAN GRAY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
CHICKEN HAWK demolished NECROMANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
1977 AMC MATADOR was subdued by FRANK in a exciting 4 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  55         AIMED BLOW       153 - 116 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 30         LUNGING ATTACK   338 - 296 -  3      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   28         SLASHING ATTACK  173 - 154 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         STRIKING ATTACK   64 -  62 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     23         WALL OF STEEL    162 - 162 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         TOTAL PARRY      100 - 116 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-LUNGE       91 - 112 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  67 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  43 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  33 -  0      34  |

Turn 509 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 28         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   18 - 12     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        13 - 11     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 17         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE       12 - 11     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 11         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050  71  61  3  359 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   EBONSKAITH 15-3824         67  61  1  269 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)
TOTAL PARRY      GRAY WIND 6-5201           37  26  1  254 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493      36  31  3  245 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484   74  81  0  236 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     75  71  2  233 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            46  27  1  229 DEADLY RAGE II (3943)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           52  44  2  223 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
PARRY-STRIKE     CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397        36  10  0  196 THE JERKS (5022)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442     35  32  0  190 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969.  The ten other most popular fighters were PYGMY 
SHREW 29-3743, WEYLUND 82-3660, AURORA 1-5864, BLUE 19-4647, HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670, 
FRANK 3-5707, VIGO 18-6086, MABON 82-10314, DEATH FOG 45-4017, and MICHELLE RROSTARR 
60-4763.

The least popular fighter this week was LA TOUR 18-8525.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572, BART WELLENS 11-4848, SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954, 
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052, GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071, LUIGI 
12-6056, DARK STAR 30-4468, IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757, and SKYWISE 11-5687.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  5 0  SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            7  1 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             4  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  5 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MONUNTIAL(34)        1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  6 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  4 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 1  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4 10 0  DWES EG(82)         18  9 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         17 18 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          2  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            52  44  2  223  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                19   7  1  113  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         62  39  1  212  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         74  59  1  203  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ED 209 5-3955               43  58  4  184  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           38  13  2  284  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        25  14  1  219  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           29  32  0   68  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                50  55  3  171  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         36  10  0  196  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      32  19  0  186  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        14   7  0  167  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         33  18  0  123  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               31 149  6  102  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          67  61  1  269  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          34  25  3  184  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   71  61  3  359  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               53  49  3  214  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      35  32  0  190  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 CARNAL 21-5388              46  45  0  181  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  10  0  200  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      60  53  0  196  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        57  72  3  238  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             49  53  1  191  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        20   6  0  142  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     21   3  0   70  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            31  17  3  199  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  69  0  235  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           45  23  3  193  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               26  13  0  193  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     26   1  0  156  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         58 120  2  240  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           59  45  1  233  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    58  55  5  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           23   9  0   71  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   24  31  1   52  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           27  20  1  174  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 118  0  193  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUCE 51-3906               35  41  2  192  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      68  76  3  162  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      69  54  2  191  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              38  23  1  192  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   47  50  0  203  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       25   5  0  240  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        57  48  1  212  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             45  36  0  222  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 TITANIA 65-5835             30  21  0  178  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     85  43  2  198  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             46  27  1  229  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     130 170  2  200  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         37  39  2  150  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              51  59  1  132  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PATRIOT 82-11164            44  28  1  354  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    22  12  5  171  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             57  32  5  199  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   4  4   28  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           33  15  4  183  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE