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Date   : 02/28/2006    Duedate: 03/13/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-510

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2764 1746 53 61.3      THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      11 FACING WORLD 74/5219  895  790 10 53.1
    BABES 36/3876                            12 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   26   23  0 53.1
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          13-QUBIT 10/4490        1165 1075 10 52.0
    THE BEARS 48/677                            SIR AGLIO 10/2079                     
    F BALLS 4/5204                              SNOTZI'S II 33/3620                   
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SPIRITUAL GIFT 12/3300                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         VERMIN!! 82/4315                      
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    710  463  9 60.5      TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        TOO GOOD FOR ME 65/4016               
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  132   91  2 59.2      JOKA MASHER 82/3791                   
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  VERMIN 72/3068                        
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      JOKA MASHER! 60/3570                  
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 14-DELTA DOOM 17/4745     57   53  1 51.8
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
  4 SANDY TOO 82/5159    1653 1189 20 58.2      THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                       15-HORROR FILMS 11/1941  131  124  0 51.4
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                16 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165  756  726 10 51.0
  5 MIDGETS 62/5221       226  162  3 58.2      SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                          SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
  6 SALADS 82/5201        547  400  9 57.8      SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195               
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183            
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152               
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES 720 82/5202           
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    LIFE'S TOO SHORT 82/5200                 17 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    52   50  0 51.0
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     144  112  0 56.3      ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                 
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       18-KILLING ME S 96/5209   95   94  1 50.3
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
  8 FIRE DECK 38/5130     463  370  4 55.6      ELIMINATED SATURDAY 82/5199           
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                     19 MADTOWN 25/5125         2    2  0 50.0
    WATER DECK 24/4935                       20-LXG III 98/4937       158  160  0 49.7
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990              
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                      21-DARKMOON 12/4240      280  284  3 49.6
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                    AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254              
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                       ROMPER ROOM 60/4068                   
    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208               22 ENIGMA 62/4768        308  314  3 49.5
  9 VOUGEOOT 60/5217      210  175  5 54.5      UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
 10 VILLAINS 82/5171     1717 1454 21 54.1      OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                     ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                     23 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  252  266  2 48.6

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                   LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
 24 FANTASIA 1/4914      1022 1110 10 47.9      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     33-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210            
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                34 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      277  349  1 44.2
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   35-THE WRETCHED 82/5213   50   65  2 43.5
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     36 WIND STORM 1/2757      67   94  0 41.6
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  37 GWAR 77/3147           44   64  0 40.7
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                  
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  38-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5214   58   86  1 40.3
 25 PIMPS 9/4318           98  108  0 47.6   39 LORDS OF CHA 20/2215   21   32  0 39.6
    RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366              40 RONIN 51/3400          21   34  1 38.2
    HARE CONTROL 59/4869                     41 ELFQUEST 11/4928      113  194  1 36.8
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                           SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE SABBATS 82/5006                         STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007                  42-BALLAD OF TH 11/5205   41   74  0 35.7
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                       43 MEN 29/4412           821 1557 16 34.5
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
 26 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    29   32  0 47.5      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 27 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  282  316  0 47.2      HABIT 78/4547                         
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       STORIES 49/2835                       
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                       MIKES 14/3982                         
 28 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1050 1188 17 46.9      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  44-CROC FILES 29/4549      1    2  0 33.3
 29 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   37   43  2 46.3   45-JAGUAR WARRI 19/3611    1    2  0 33.3
 30 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  184  217  2 45.9   46 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  105  212  0 33.1
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    47 BLUE MOON 9/3907      543 1119  5 32.7
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  708  856  8 45.3      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 32 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    811  982  6 45.2      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652             48 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   15   39  1 27.8
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 49 TEAM MARIO 12/5216      1    1  0 50.0
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Gentlebeings, gud morgen!

     John was our most challenged warrior.  Strangely, he fought a random match.  No
intiendo.  JOHN (29-4177) (59-91-1,182) of MEN fought POOPIEHEAD (18-8295) (35-26-
1,155) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  JOHN luckily beat POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
duel.
     Center for Olds was avoided by Small Soldiers.  Det er ikke foretningene.
     There were no (zero) TV challenges this cycle.  Poo on them!
     CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (25-14-1,219) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS fought HO-CHAN THE AXE
(75-670) (130-170-2,200) of SAND DANCERS.  CRIMSON BLUSH lost to HO-CHAN THE AXE in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.  Of course it's not surprising if you look at their
relative experience.  I'm sure Miss Blush learned a lot.  And Ho-Chan was spectacular
in a suit of silver-gray with forest green trim.  Along with everyone else I found
myself wondering, "Who IS that man's tailor?"
     YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (57-48-1,212) of COMIC BOOK HEROS fought JUST A JOB TO DO
(18-6575) (90-81-1,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  YELLOWJACKET viciously subdued JUST A
JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute melee.  At seven minutes, this was one of our
two longest fights.  Yellowjacket was this cycle's favorite warrior, which I guess
means Just a Job is the one the crowd thought was scummy.  Well done!
      Here's the other longest fight.  KIP KILLIGAN (82-2823) (18-26-0,184) of SMALL
SOLDIERS challenged MR. POTATO HEAD (20-442) (35-32-0,190) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  KIP
KILLIGAN viciously subdued MR. POTATO HEAD in a 7 minute Challenge duel.
     There was also one five-minute fight, noteworthy because it involved the
determined Gout Gout and the famous parry-riposte duelist, M. Chardinee.  GOUT GOUT
(18-7948) (39-36-0,117) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought M. CHARDINEE (100-14) (0-0-0,110)
of  ARENA STAND-INS.  GOUT GOUT was bested by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 5 minute
battle.
     Ah, we had a death.  I'm so sorry.  MANTISSA (82-9324) (23-10-1,186) of
MATMATICA fought GYRADOS (24-4476) (31-10-0,200) of WATER DECK.  MANTISSA murdered
GYRADOS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  Mantissa is our best slasher, by the way.
As Gyrados observed when he was revived, "It's just as bad to get killed by a hot
babe as by anyone else."  Too true.  And not that great to get visited by a hot babe
after resurrection, either, because at that time one really isn't in the mood.  So I
sent a clown with a basket of oranges.  I'm told that upon opening his door and
seeing the clown, Gyrados screamed, leaped out the window, and ran away.  Now THAT's
a wake-up call.
     Oh dear, we did have a title fight, not that it seems to matter to anyone.
SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (43-16-3,245) of DARK PANTHEON challenged WHITE WATER HIPPO (18-
7050) (71-61-3,359) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SECOND OMEN lost to WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1
minute Challenge Title brawl.  WWH is an aimed blow practitioner but isn't proud
enough of it to write a column.  So...oh well.
     Be sure to get enough sleep.  It makes you so much more able to face what the
day brings, to surmount the day's challenges with energy, humor, and imagination.  My
particular advice:  No caffeine after 3 pm.
     That's all then.  Cheerio!

                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   72  61  3  379  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PATRIOT 82-11164            45  28  1  379  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 VIGO 18-6086                55  17  0  282  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
-SIR VIVOR 10-4065          115  49  0  281  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
-ASSAULT 82-2043             80  45  1  274  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            38  26  1  265  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MANTISSA 82-9324            24  10  2  255  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       26   5  0  253  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           57  22  1  250  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 PERSEUS 72-1612             47  27  1  250  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886           29  10  0  246  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        58  72  3  245  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    75  81  0  240  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    44  48  0  236  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  69  0  235  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
-MATA HARI 41-3812           59  45  1  233  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            53  44  2  231  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 BELIAL 7-3838              146  76  3  229  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         63  39  1  227  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 NORAF 82-3856               43  24  0  226  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 DALLAS 18-6860              40  39  0  224  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 UNOC 82-12676               31  23  0  223  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    76  66  0  222  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        58  48  1  222  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          54  92  4  221  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 DONNA 36-5966               27  13  0  221  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 KHIRZA 7-1862              141 153  3  217  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         75  59  1  214  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         62  49  3  214  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 KING BEAR 35-3629           46  23  3  214  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    59  55  5  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   48  50  0  213  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          59  58  0  212  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     131 170  2  211  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          67  62  1  210  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       50  51  1  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      66  83 17  206  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      33  19  0  206  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     86  43  2  204  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 NEPHRON 30-4147             50  53  1  204  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           38  14  2  203  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SMUNCH 18-8337              29   7  1  203  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            59  43  1  202  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-QRAPPY 10-4761              65  74  1  201  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      61  53  0  201  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MARCINKO 97-961             58  32  5  201  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
-PISTOL 65-6205              65  57  1  200  TOO GOOD FOR ME (4016)     DAL SHANG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         57  76  3  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SPUTTER 82-15095            48  40  1  200  JOKA MASHER (3791)         DWES EG
-JULIA 60-4651               37  43  0  200  ROMPER ROOM (4068)         ARADI
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  25  3  200  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       60  60  1  199  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          43  17  3  199  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-SULACCO 4-5128              41  43  2  199  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            31  17  3  199  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      75  72  2  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-RUTHLESS 15-4591            36  22  0  198  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          35  26  6  197  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        19  26  0  197  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         23  14  1  196  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       17   7  0  196  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  43  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       36  32  3  195  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        25  15  1  195  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 VALERIAN 82-17255           21   5  0  195  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 JESUS 82-5459               65  42  3  194  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         58 121  2  194  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
-CITATION 15-3925            30  20  0  194  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 VERRA 1-5306                55  57  1  193  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 QUASAR 18-5925              40  50  0  193  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           34  15  4  193  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        100  60  1  192  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-W.T. POOH 33-4430           89  69  0  192  SNOTZI'S II (3620)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            52  61  0  192  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
-AKLAR 62-3700               26  23  1  192  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  82  1  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      69  54  2  191  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 DOAMER 18-2265              45  51  2  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         43  25  3  191  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 HARMONY 82-26932            22  12  2  191  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 PEACE 19-4280               53  50  3  190  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       50  36  1  190  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-QUIETUS 10-5165             42  22  1  190  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 BRUCE 51-3906               35  42  2  190  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   62  46  0  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-2 PHAT 72-5064              38  25  1  189  VERMIN (3068)              DRAGONHEAD
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 119  0  188  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     20   8  1  188  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DIRT WORM 82-2315           83  57  0  187  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   74  72  0  187  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            68  73  2  187  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 GORDIAN 63-2104             45  37  0  187  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  11  0  187  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           28  20  1  187  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 JOHN 29-4177                60  91  1  186  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      35  33  0  185  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 ING 41-3532                 30  22  1  185  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    23  12  5  185  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   57  40  2  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            39  48  1  184  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 RYRELEE 59-478              38  24  1  184  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
-BLACK EYE 60-6163           42  26  0  183  JOKA MASHER! (3570)        ARADI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       39  38  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MIGHTY MITE 82-13968        52  51  0  180  VERMIN!! (4315)            DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       41  53  0  180  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         39  34  1  180  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TITANIA 65-5835             30  22  0  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       28  25  1  180  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     27   1  0  180  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
-MAN O' WAR 15-4517          44  28  1  179  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          37  36  0  178  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        41  53  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         53  71  0  176  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARNAL 21-5388              46  46  0  176  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    38  30  2  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-RIFT 12-3922                36  29  1  176  SPIRITUAL GIFT (3300)      RIZTAB
-QUIFF 10-4779               30  17  0  176  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           28  14  1  176  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            73  80  4  175  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           52  49  0  175  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ED 209 5-3955               43  59  4  174  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        15   7  0  174  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         36  11  0  172  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 CIARAN 1-7176               30  26  1  172  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         16  16  0  172  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      69  76  3  170  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         40  14  0  170  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          33  17  3  170  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
-QUID PRO QUO 10-4794        44  44  1  168  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      35  22  2  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  21  0  167  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        28  44  0  167  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 ORAL B 82-10020             22   6  0  166  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         43  53  1  163  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
-ARTEMISIA 12-5096           42  43  0  162  DARKMOON (4240)            RIZTAB
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         38  39  2  162  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   22   9  0  159  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     42  36  2  158  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          35  27  1  158  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOBER 2-4537                20   7  1  158  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        16  19  0  158  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            33  34  2  155  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 TWIG 82-25226               25  16  0  154  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        21   6  0  153  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      26  22  0  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             22  14  0  151  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                50  56  3  150  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLUE 19-4647                21  16  0  149  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 ASSUR 18-7821               23  64  2  148  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 FALCON 82-11173             22  13  1  148  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 AURORA 1-5864               34  38  1  146  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 ADAM 7-4830                 36  80  2  145  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SKYWISE 11-5687             36  44  1  144  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BUBBA 7-4833                35  81  0  142  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 QUINTAL 18-8341             30  11  2  142  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     28  39  2  142  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      46  58  0  141  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26  11  3  141  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           34  30  2  140  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     41  60  3  139  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              25  23  0  137  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         31  40  1  136  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 F. TIM 78-2315              52  59  1  135  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           41  41  3  132  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARK 5-4088                 49 101  3  131  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 TELA 30-2973                28  31  1  131  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   34  51  0  130  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             29  21  1  127  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-T. ZER 9-5011               22  11  2  127  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         33  18  0  123  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      29  21  3  122  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 VANGUARD 4-5966             37  17  0  121  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       39  43  0  120  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        45  58  0  119  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     24  16  0  114  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 BOOKIE 18-8458              25  27  0  113  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  37  0  109  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ADOBE 17-6033               34  12  0  109  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 JONES 14-1283               31 150  6  106  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ODDJOB 82-18436             15   9  1  106  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-ADARA AL ZAHRA 19-3989      31  17  0  105  JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611)     ZUWAYZA
-FREDDY KRUEGER 11-1732      26  18  0  104  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    25  19  0  103  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  13  1  103  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
-ACE 21-5732                 18  47  0  101  SWORD OPERA (4211)         SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LORELEI SIREN 19-3543       24  27  1  100  JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611)     ZUWAYZA
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       22   7  1   99  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
 FRANK 3-5707                53 100  1   97  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-BLUE HAVEN 9-5087           25  22  0   97  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670       16   7  1   95  SANDY TOO (5159)           DWES EG
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         17  22  1   93  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-IRLON 78-2489               16  45  0   93  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           17   7  0   92  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 BAGMAN 4-5890               24  23  1   91  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      53  48  0   89  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURRY BOX 72-4314            7   4  0   87  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          18  13  1   85  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       36  38  2   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     22   3  0   84  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     17   9  2   84  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            16   4  1   83  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-TREENVA TARAL 75-3072       15  37  1   83  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SHOTGUN 82-5401              9   1  0   83  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           24   9  0   79  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
-SON OF BLOODLUST 60-6823    22  13  0   79  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
-HAPPY CAT 4-5771            21  16  0   79  ARENA FELINES (5162)       JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DART 43-3865                18  23  1   78  WOLF RIDERS (4916)         VEASTIAN
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     39 109  1   77  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DINGO 35-3716               22  11  1   77  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             17   9  0   77  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
-MORPETH 35-3862             17  26  0   77  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            14   5  0   77  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         18   8  1   75  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     13  10  3   75  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 RAINSONG 11-6128            25  34  0   73  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        48  67  1   72  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 RUG BURN 18-3702            33  70  4   72  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-QAEDA, AL 10-5302           22  32  1   72  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
-TSUNAMI 60-7273             18  17  1   72  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         2   4  0   71  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         21  15  1   70  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    18  10  1   70  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
-L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           29  32  0   68  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  12   3  0   66  SUPERIOR FATHER (5165)     DWES EG
-FIREBALL 4-5486             16  10  0   64  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    34  19  0   63  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        29  20  2   63  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       21  18  1   63  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-ELECTRIC EYE 32-4156        18   8  1   63  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-INSIGHTFULL INGIE 12-6139   18   9  0   63  HIGH JINKS (5084)          RIZTAB
 MARCIANO 96-1446            13   9  4   63  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013      9   6  0   63  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168)  DWES EG
-MARSHALL 17-6673            16  13  1   62  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 LUIGI 12-6056               16   9  1   61  TEAM MARIO (5216)          RIZTAB
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            18   9  0   60  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           25  52  0   59  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-HALO 11-6189                17   6  2   59  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        17  14  0   58  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 MAGENTA 3-5711              56  96  0   57  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NECROMANCER 18-6386          7   3  0   54  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 MABON 82-10314               6  18  0   54  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
-DIO 62-3336                 15   8  0   53  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS
 HONEY 11-6368               19  22  1   52  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 LA TOUR 18-8525             21  23  0   51  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-SINNER 32-4165              15   6  0   51  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BERTHA 30-4469              23  17  1   49  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 WASP 96-1335                 9  13  3   48  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 TATHARLI 33-4505            22  39  0   46  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 DOONEUSHMUN 60-5949         19   9  1   45  VOUGEOOT (5217)            ARADI
-BACK JUICE 18-8988          13   6  0   45  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           28  95  0   42  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-NIKITA 36-6639              12   5  1   42  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   24  32  1   41  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   41  66  0   35  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               30  79  0   34  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 DARK STAR 30-4468           26  14  1   30  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        21  20  0   30  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      11  11  3   30  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      8   4  4   30  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   4  4   28  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  86  0   25  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
GYRADOS 24-4476            31  11  0 WATER DECK 4935        MANTISSA 82-9324       510

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kip Killigan -- You call that small?  More like, modestly sized, don't you think?
Small has such pejorative connotations. -- Delice the Red

Fireball -- My, you are a hot one!  But for two skills, I can take a little heat.
Thank you. -- Tatharli
P.S.  I'm not really Karnhorn, you know, I'm Ferencian.  For that matter, Karnhorns
are actually Ferencian, but they hate to admit it.
P.P.S.  Just so you know.

Touchdown Talon! -- With a name like that, I had to put you on the ground.  You were
asking for it, right?  I didn't actually manage it, though I did get you to drop to
your knees once to avoid a blow.  Not the same, but I suppose I'll have to count it.
Good work for a golem. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Terrible Two -- Yes, you were both terrible, no doubt about it.  But not quite
terrible enough.  Or maybe...too terrible?  As gladiators?  I really don't understand
how managers pick names.  It seems to be all puns and such, which can be a burden to
a gladiator.  Given your relative inexperience, you did well.  I salute you. --
Lethe, rambling tonight

Audie Murphy -- That was a good fight.  Though it was only my far greater experience
that allowed me to keep up with you.  You're really good. -- Khirza

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UNOC devastated CORKSCREW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THIRD OMEN was subdued by PERSEUS in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
SECOND OMEN lost to WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
NEVERMORE defeated DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ELKIN HEMROCK demolished SHEPHERD MOON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GRAY WIND vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PATRIOT devastated JESUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
KIP KILLIGAN viciously subdued MR. POTATO HEAD in a 7 minute Challenge duel.
DALLAS vanquished PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VALERIAN was savagely defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by DONNA in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BIG STRONG MAN devastated COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
KING BEAR overpowered KOGITSUNE MARU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SMUNCH vanquished HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BLOODY MOUTH was viciously subdued by DELICE THE RED in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
JOE BLACK devastated VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CIARAN was beaten by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
TITANIA was overcome by EVIL ELMO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
FALCON was overpowered by RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUPERIOR II was beaten by TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fray.
DARK THUNDER handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
HARMONY overpowered ED 209 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MICHAEL COOPER was overpowered by TELA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS overpowered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was overpowered by BUBBA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TWIG overpowered VANGUARD in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge competition.
KNUCKLE JAW overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ODDJOB overpowered FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SUCCOTASH was defeated by BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
NEOPHYTE beat COCAINE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge bout.
MARCIANO demolished 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE viciously subdued MAGENTA in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
DEATH FOG beat S. MARY ROSE in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
BELIAL narrowly defeated EBONSKAITH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was vanquished by PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GORDIAN was handily defeated by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACK VERT was savagely defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute brutal fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH lost to HO-CHAN THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
PIPE BOMB demolished SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
VIGO overpowered LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YELLOWJACKET viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO DO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute melee.
NORAF overpowered EVERSTORM in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PEACE was overpowered by KHIRZA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STRONGEST #3 was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE HAPPY HOOKER demolished VERRA in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
MASKED SHREW overpowered CARNAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING beat BRUCE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
DR BOERNER demolished LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DARQ SPIRIT devastated QUASAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOAMER was bested by CARPET BURN in a popular 1 minute brawl.
DALI PARTON was narrowly defeated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 2 minute duel.
GLITTER MARKS defeated ING in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
CUP O'PIZZA was overcome by PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute contest.
GOOBATRON was narrowly defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 2 minute match.
MANTISSA murdered GYRADOS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IN THE PIG! slimly won victory over CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MARCINKO defeated IN-BRED BEAR in a 2 minute bout.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK devastated COL SALOMON in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
ALVIN YORK was overpowered by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RYRELEE was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JOHN luckily beat POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
NEPHRON overpowered CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided match.
THE NOTHING overpowered MARK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
ORAL B devastated SKYWISE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LETHE was demolished by CHIMPANZEE in a 2 minute uneven match.
RAGING FIRE was devastated by ZAKAU in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered AURORA in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
DARK TYPHLOSION overcame LIPPS MCFRENZY in a exciting 1 minute melee.
LIL NOIR was vanquished by DUCK RUBBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLAK MASK handily defeated ADAM in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
SUDSY DEODORANT was overpowered by YOBER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MESSENGER BIRD was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIYAGI'S MIATA handily defeated WEYLUND in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWINGDADDY-O was narrowly defeated by F. TIM in a 2 minute gory contest.
QUINTAL subdued HO HUM HO in a action packed 2 minute bout.
SWEATCAKE viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a action packed 2 minute gruesome match.
LE PAIN DLG was overpowered by TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOUT GOUT was bested by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 5 minute battle.
DONAHAR overpowered JONES in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATHBRINGER savagely defeated DINGO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome bout.
CHICKEN HAWK was narrowly defeated by THIRD BASE SPOCK in a exciting 2 minute contest.
STRONGBOW slimly lost to FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 2 minute melee.
RAINSONG was vanquished by PSYCHO BITCH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HONEY overpowered SVAD BONEGRIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LE NETTOYE demolished CRAZY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHOTGUN vanquished JERICO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
BART WELLENS demolished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
FLAT TOP viciously subdued 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
ROCKWELL demolished NECROMANCER in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
TATHARLI was devastated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MABON overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LUIGI devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE vanquished LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
FURRY BOX lost to FRANK in a popular 2 minute fight.
SQUEEZE CHEESE outwaited JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gruesome match.
NOSE KICKER devastated DOONEUSHMUN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RUG BURN handily defeated DARK STAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BAGMAN overpowered CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BEFORE THE DAWN overpowered MUDVAYNE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
WASP was devastated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
HOLY SCHLITZ savagely defeated BERTHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  55         AIMED BLOW       149 - 117 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         SLASHING ATTACK  175 - 150 -  4      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   27         LUNGING ATTACK   333 - 291 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      23         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  62 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         WALL OF STEEL    161 - 158 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       93 - 115 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         PARRY-LUNGE       90 - 115 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  68 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      27 -  43 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  31 -  0      35  |

Turn 510 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  4     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 16         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        6 - 15         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    33 - 22     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK   17 - 12     TOTAL PARRY        3 - 10         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        12 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050  72  61  3  379 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VIGO 18-6086               55  17  0  282 ALCHEMY (4818)
TOTAL PARRY      GRAY WIND 6-5201           38  26  1  265 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
SLASHING ATTACK  MANTISSA 82-9324           24  10  2  255 MATMATICA (4965)
WALL OF STEEL    PERSEUS 72-1612            47  27  1  250 DEADLY RAGE II (3943)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484   75  81  0  240 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           53  44  2  231 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     75  72  2  198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823       19  26  0  197 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  57  40  2  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was YELLOWJACKET 62-3345.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOLEE 
BINDO 18-8915, EBONSKAITH 15-3824, CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330, KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823, 
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, DARK THUNDER 6-5397, BELIAL 7-3838, 
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728, and BOOKIE 18-8458.

The least popular fighter this week was WASP 96-1335.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARK STAR 30-4468, DOONEUSHMUN 60-5949, PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808, 
TATHARLI 33-4505, HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055, JERICO 7-4862, CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480, 
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954, RAINSONG 11-6128, and JONES 14-1283.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  6 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  5 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  3 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  6 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       2  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  8 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         18 17 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         19  7 1  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            53  44  2  231  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20   7  1  158  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         63  39  1  227  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         75  59  1  214  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       28  25  1  180  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            38  26  1  265  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              146  76  3  229  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                50  56  3  150  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         36  11  0  172  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      33  19  0  206  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        15   7  0  174  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               31 150  6  106  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          67  62  1  210  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  25  3  200  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   72  61  3  379  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               53  50  3  190  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      35  33  0  185  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 CARNAL 21-5388              46  46  0  176  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  11  0  187  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  13  1  103  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      61  53  0  201  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        58  72  3  245  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             50  53  1  204  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        21   6  0  153  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     22   3  0   84  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           17   7  0   92  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           46  23  3  214  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               27  13  0  221  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     27   1  0  180  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         58 121  2  194  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 ING 41-3532                 30  22  1  185  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    59  55  5  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           24   9  0   79  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   24  32  1   41  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           28  20  1  187  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 119  0  188  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUCE 51-3906               35  42  2  190  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      69  76  3  170  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              38  24  1  184  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   48  50  0  213  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       26   5  0  253  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        58  48  1  222  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             45  37  0  187  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 TITANIA 65-5835             30  22  0  180  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     86  43  2  204  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             47  27  1  250  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         23  14  1  196  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     131 170  2  211  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         38  39  2  162  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              52  59  1  135  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PATRIOT 82-11164            45  28  1  379  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          35  26  6  197  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             58  32  5  201  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           34  15  4  193  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE