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Date   : 03/14/2006    Duedate: 03/27/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-511

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2768 1751 53 61.3   14 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165  761  731 10 51.0
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    BABES 36/3876                               SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970            
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    THE BEARS 48/677                            SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195               
    F BALLS 4/5204                              SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168            
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152               
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    711  467  9 60.4      SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183            
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  134   94  2 58.8      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 15 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    55   53  0 50.9
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
  4-SANDY TOO 82/5159    1653 1189 20 58.2      ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                 
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                          OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                16-KILLING ME S 97/5211   95   94  1 50.3
  5 MIDGETS 62/5221       227  164  3 58.1      KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                   17 DELTA DOOM 17/4745     57   57  1 50.0
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                          SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
  6 ENVENOMED 82/4693     552  403  9 57.8      THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    18-MADTOWN 25/5125         2    2  0 50.0
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                     19 ENIGMA 62/4768        314  317  3 49.8
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
  7 THE JERKS 10/5022     146  113  0 56.4      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       20-DARKMOON 12/4240      280  284  3 49.6
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254              
  8 FIRE DECK 38/5130     465  376  4 55.3      ROMPER ROOM 60/4068                   
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                     21 LXG III 98/4937       158  162  0 49.4
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990              
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                  22 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  254  266  2 48.8
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                 23 PIMPS 9/4318          105  110  0 48.8
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                       FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419            
    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208                  DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
  9-VOUGEOOT 60/5217      210  175  5 54.5      RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
 10 VILLAINS 82/5171     1725 1457 22 54.2      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                     INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479           
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
 11 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   27   23  0 54.0      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
 12-FACING WORLD 74/5219  895  790 10 53.1   24 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    31   33  0 48.4
 13-HORROR FILMS 11/1941  131  124  0 51.4      HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 25 FANTASIA 1/4914      1030 1118 10 48.0   33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      278  349  1 44.3
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      34-THE WRETCHED 82/5213   50   65  2 43.5
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     35 WIND STORM 1/2757      67   97  0 40.9
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  36 OLD SCHOOL T 36/5222   17   25  0 40.5
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                37-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5214   58   86  1 40.3
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     38 GWAR 77/3147           45   68  0 39.8
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                  
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  39-LORDS OF CHA 20/2215   21   32  0 39.6
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   40 ELFQUEST 11/4928      117  199  1 37.0
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 26 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  286  319  0 47.3      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    41 RONIN 51/3400          21   36  1 36.8
    THE PENTARCHY 34/4406                    42 MEN 29/4412           827 1566 16 34.6
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1065 1205 17 46.9      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 28 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   38   43  2 46.9      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 29 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  186  218  2 46.0      HABIT 78/4547                         
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 30 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    819  983  6 45.4      STORIES 49/2835                       
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652                MIKES 14/3982                         
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  107  213  0 33.4
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                44 TEAM MARIO 12/5216      1    2  0 33.3
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              45-JAGUAR WARRI 19/3611    1    2  0 33.3
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   46 BLUE MOON 9/3907      546 1120  5 32.8
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  708  857  8 45.2      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 32-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210               47 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   15   40  1 27.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

     Once, twice, three times a hippo?  I admit it was nice to take the throne
through an actual fight as compared to how Nighty and Lady Luck defaulted their ways
into the seat.  Even so, I was surprised to win, shocked to defend my position, and
embarrassed for the rest of you thus far being unable to unseat me.  I'm not even the
best Oldie in the arena.
     I'm encouraging Suave to print his turnsheets with Dark Pantheon avoided every
turn...not just for me, for all of us.  It won't prevent Oddjob and his Talcamans
from cherry picking easy wins against my teammates, but at least I beat one of his
Omens last turn.  Can someone else get on Doc's nerves for a spell so he'll leave us
alone?
     I think Lady Luck asked something along this line, but considering Suave's
faulty memory and crappy recordkeeping, I'll ask again: has any manager gotten a
round robin from one arena inducted?  I'll probably get roped into Primus at the next
split and I'm style #6.  Cerebral Janitor, Debbie, Happy, and Image...it's up to you.
-- White Water Hippo

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good evening, my friends,

     It's been a fortnight already and here we are again.  Though I am glad to see
your shining faces, I'm tired and not up to a lot of bubbly enthusiasm about it.  I'm
in the midst of moving.  It looks like I have at least two more days of heavy lifting
and mashing my fingers under furniture, and some more necessary and difficult work to
be done on the new place, AND then about a week's worth of trips back to the old
place to clean it up, fix a few things and leave it in spiffy condition.
     Center for Olds were avoided by Small Soldiers.  Well done.  I would avoid them
too, they're tough.
     Our most challenged warrior was John.  Oddly, no one's challenge got through.
Did he just scrawl "avoid everyone" across his fight slip?  JOHN (29-4177) (59-91-
1,182) of MEN fought POOPIEHEAD (18-8295) (35-26-1,155) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  JOHN
luckily beat POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
     There were no TV challenges.  Isn't that strange?
     White Water Hippo wrote a column, thank you!  It was a good one, too.  SECOND
OMEN (6-5642) (43-16-3,245) of DARK PANTHEON challenged WHITE WATER HIPPO (18-7050)
(71-61-3,359) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SECOND OMEN lost to WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1
minute Challenge Title brawl.  It's funny that you don't think of a hippopotamus as
an aimed blow practitioner...I don't, anyway.  But look at that impressive record!
     Unfortunately we had a death.  Or I guess I should say, Gyrados had a death.
MANTISSA (82-9324) (23-10-1,186) of MATMATICA fought GYRADOS (24-4476) (31-10-0,200)
of WATER DECK.  MANTISSA murdered GYRADOS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  Really,
despite what the announcer says, I don't think it counts as murder when it happens in
the arena, especially if the killer did not challenge the killee.  And when the
killee is awake an hour later and...well, if not walking around, at least staggering
to the convenience to puke his guts out.  Resurrection, as practiced by Lady
Greywand, is so not-fun.  I've sent Gyrados a steaming pot of peppermint tea and a
hefty chunk of chocolate to help ease the recovery.
     Aha, Ho-Chan won his duel, which anyone wearing an orange silk cape ought to do,
or know the reason why!  CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (25-14-1,219) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS
fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (130-170-2,200) of SAND DANCERS.  CRIMSON BLUSH lost
to HO-CHAN THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.  I mention this because Ho-Chan
was, of course, our overall popularity leader.
     (sigh) The audience always sympathizes with anyone who has to work particularly
hard in a fight.  They thought seven minutes was an awfully long time to make
Yellowjacket fight.  But I say, Just a Job to Do had to fight just as long!
YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (57-48-1,212) of COMIC BOOK HEROS fought JUST A JOB TO DO (18-
6575) (90-81-1,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  YELLOWJACKET viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO
DO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute melee.
     On the other hand, there wasn't a lot of sympathy for Wasp.  WASP (96-1335) (9-
12-3,53) of SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 fought HOT SAUCE JONES (97-1398) (12-10-3,69) of
BRING OUT THE DEAD.  WASP was devastated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched
fray.  I feel sympathetic, though.  She's new here.  She's just getting her Isle
legs.  Hang in there, Wasp.  Things will get better.  Unless you die.
     There is little to say, and I've said it, and now I'm tired and want to go to
bed.  So, when next we meet, I should be fully moved and finished with all of this
nonsense and much more chipper!
     Oh, advice!  Let's say you want to move a large, heavy cabinet which has doors
in the front that don't latch.  And let's say, also, that you don't have any tape or
rope or straps of any kind.  But you have a box of bedsheets.  You can tie a couple
of bedsheets together to make a sort of rope which goes around the cabinet and holds
the doors shut.  This also helps to protect fine furniture from the bumps and chips
associated with moving.
     And that's all.  I would cheerio you, but I am too weary.  Weario!

                                Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATA HARI 41-3812           60  45  1  250  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIGO 18-6086                56  17  0  296  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           58  22  1  261  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        59  72  3  256  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    76  81  0  255  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    45  48  0  250  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            54  44  2  249  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886           29  10  0  246  SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970)  DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         64  39  1  245  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 UNOC 82-12676               32  23  0  240  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 BELIAL 7-3838              147  76  3  238  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    77  66  0  237  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KHIRZA 7-1862              142 153  3  236  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272        63  69  0  235  THE PENTARCHY (4406)       MONUNTIAL
 SMUNCH 18-8337              30   7  2  234  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         76  59  1  226  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 NEPHRON 30-4147             51  53  1  225  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          68  62  1  224  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         63  49  3  224  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          44  17  3  223  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 KING BEAR 35-3629           47  23  3  221  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     132 170  2  219  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     87  43  2  216  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      67  83 17  214  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 DOAMER 18-2265              46  51  2  213  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  14  1  212  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         44  25  3  211  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        101  60  1  210  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      76  72  2  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           39  14  2  209  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      62  53  0  207  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MARCINKO 97-961             59  32  5  207  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  40  2  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           35  15  4  207  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 VALERIAN 82-17255           22   5  0  206  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 GORDIAN 63-2104             46  37  0  205  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 ACK VERT 18-7429            60  43  1  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               43  25  0  204  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 QUASAR 18-5925              40  51  0  203  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               54  50  3  202  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   48  51  0  202  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 DALLAS 18-6860              40  40  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        16   7  0  202  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JESUS 82-5459               66  42  3  201  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          59  59  0  201  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       37  32  3  201  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  20  11  0  201  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 EVERSTORM 69-641            69  73  2  200  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-JULIA 60-4651               37  43  0  200  ROMPER ROOM (4068)         ARADI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      33  20  0  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   63  46  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       50  52  1  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            31  18  3  198  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       29  25  1  198  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            52  62  0  197  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        42  53  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  44  0  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          35  26  6  197  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PERSEUS 72-1612             47  28  1  196  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 MARY KAY 74-2779            28  18  0  196  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   74  73  0  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        25  16  1  195  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   72  62  3  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         57  77  3  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HARMONY 82-26932            22  13  2  194  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 AKLAR 62-3700               26  24  1  193  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANTISSA 82-9324            24  11  2  193  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      36  22  2  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DONNA 36-5966               27  14  0  192  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MR BLACK 82-5468            19  10  1  192  FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419)  DWES EG
-THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      69  54  2  191  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           53  49  0  191  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    59  56  5  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PATRIOT 82-11164            45  29  1  190  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    39  30  2  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CIARAN 1-7176               31  26  1  190  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       26   6  0  190  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  26  3  188  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        19  27  0  188  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  83  1  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 120  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        58  49  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         17  16  0  186  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          54  93  4  185  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       50  37  1  185  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            38  27  1  185  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442      35  33  0  185  LORDS OF CHAOS (2215)      SEAM
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            74  80  4  184  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         37  11  0  184  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 VERRA 1-5306                55  58  1  182  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       42  53  0  182  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 TITANIA 65-5835             31  22  0  182  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     28   1  0  182  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     20   9  1  181  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         39  35  1  180  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 RYRELEE 59-478              38  25  1  180  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    23  13  5  179  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       60  61  1  178  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CARNAL 21-5388              47  46  0  178  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       39  39  0  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BRUCE 51-3906               35  43  2  178  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 STRONGEST #3 40-173         58 122  2  175  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 ORAL B 82-10020             23   6  0  174  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         41  14  0  173  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ING 41-3532                 30  23  1  173  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      69  77  3  172  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         53  72  0  172  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            34  34  2  172  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  12  0  172  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        29  44  0  172  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           28  21  1  172  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 JOHN 29-4177                60  92  1  170  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         44  53  1  170  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            39  49  1  170  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   23   9  0  169  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              26  23  0  167  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        17  19  0  167  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          37  37  0  165  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 TWIG 82-25226               26  16  0  164  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-ARTEMISIA 12-5096           42  43  0  162  DARKMOON (4240)            RIZTAB
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  22  0  161  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          35  28  1  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     29  39  2  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 YOBER 2-4537                20   8  1  160  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         38  40  2  159  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 ADAM 7-4830                 37  80  2  158  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 ODDJOB 82-18436             16   9  1  157  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                51  56  3  155  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           35  30  2  155  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     42  37  2  154  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      26  23  0  154  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             23  14  0  154  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLUE 19-4647                21  17  0  149  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 ED 209 5-3955               43  60  4  147  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 QUINTAL 18-8341             30  12  2  147  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BUBBA 7-4833                36  81  0  146  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 F. TIM 78-2315              53  59  1  145  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 AURORA 1-5864               34  39  1  145  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 FALCON 82-11173             22  14  1  145  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        21   7  0  144  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      30  21  3  142  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      46  59  0  141  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        46  58  0  138  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         32  40  1  138  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           28  15  1  138  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       39  44  0  137  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   34  52  0  137  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ASSUR 18-7821               23  65  2  135  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         33  19  0  133  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26  12  3  131  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 PAHPAEL 37-4112             18   9  0  131  ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          33  18  3  130  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     25  16  0  129  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 VANGUARD 4-5966             37  18  0  127  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 SKYWISE 11-5687             36  45  1  126  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TELA 30-2973                28  32  1  126  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           41  42  3  123  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MARK 5-4088                 49 102  3  122  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     41  61  3  122  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    25  20  0  119  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BOOKIE 18-8458              25  28  0  115  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               31 151  6  114  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ADOBE 17-6033               34  13  0  108  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 WEYLUND 82-3660             29  22  1  108  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-BOUNCER 26-4445             28  23  1  108  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  38  0  107  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-ADARA AL ZAHRA 19-3989      31  17  0  105  JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611)     ZUWAYZA
-FREDDY KRUEGER 11-1732      26  18  0  104  HORROR FILMS (1941)        ARUAK CITY
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           18   7  0  104  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-PRETTY BOY 60-7091          24  31  0  103  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  13  1  103  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       37  38  2  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BAGMAN 4-5890               25  23  1  100  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-LORELEI SIREN 19-3543       24  27  1  100  JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611)     ZUWAYZA
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  13  1  100  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-STONETOOTH 29-4560          25  24  0   99  CARDOW HUNTERS (4304)      LAPUR
-BLUE HAVEN 9-5087           25  22  0   97  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     18   9  2   95  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
-PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670       16   7  1   95  SANDY TOO (5159)           DWES EG
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      54  48  0   91  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                53 101  1   90  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-FURRY BOX 72-4314            7   4  0   87  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     23   3  0   86  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-EB GOLLU 62-4138            15  41  0   86  MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020)       VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           25   9  0   85  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         17  23  1   85  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             10   1  0   85  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 RUG BURN 18-3702            34  70  4   83  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            26  34  0   83  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-TREENVA TARAL 75-3072       15  37  1   83  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        18  14  0   82  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       22   8  1   81  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           26  52  0   79  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-BROOKS AND DUNN 22-6398     20  18  1   79  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             18   9  0   79  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013     10   6  0   78  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168)  DWES EG
 MABON 82-10314               7  18  0   78  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
-DINGO 35-3716               22  11  1   77  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     14  10  3   77  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
-NEOPHYTE 82-4574            14   5  0   77  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
-MALODOROUSREEK 33-7274      21  12  1   76  CHAOTICDISORDER (5138)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            16   5  1   76  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        49  67  1   74  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-ASSHE-MASTER 60-7000        21  10  1   74  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              57  96  0   72  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-TSUNAMI 60-7273             18  17  1   72  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
-BIG LOU 11-4971             20   9  2   71  MANIC MARVELS (5193)       ARUAK CITY
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     39 110  1   70  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           29  32  0   68  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  39  0   67  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-MARX 12-6125                18  12  0   66  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
-WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  12   3  0   66  SUPERIOR FATHER (5165)     DWES EG
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        30  20  2   65  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
-FIREBALL 4-5486             16  10  0   64  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 JERICO 7-4862               31  79  0   63  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-ELECTRIC EYE 32-4156        18   8  1   63  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-INSIGHTFULL INGIE 12-6139   18   9  0   63  HIGH JINKS (5084)          RIZTAB
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         18   9  1   62  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-MARSHALL 17-6673            16  13  1   62  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         21  16  1   61  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LUIGI 12-6056               16  10  1   60  TEAM MARIO (5216)          RIZTAB
 LA TOUR 18-8525             21  24  0   59  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-HALO 11-6189                17   6  2   59  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 NECROMANCER 18-6386          8   3  0   58  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         17  14  1   57  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   42  66  0   56  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  32  1   56  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 MARCIANO 96-1446            13  10  4   55  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    18  11  1   54  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 HONEY 11-6368               19  23  1   53  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-DIO 62-3336                 15   8  0   53  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            18  10  0   52  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    34  20  0   51  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MENTAL 25-5075              14   7  1   50  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-TURTLEFACE 7-5734           15   1  0   46  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 WASP 96-1335                 9  14  3   46  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DOONEUSHMUN 60-5949         19   9  1   45  VOUGEOOT (5217)            ARADI
-BACK JUICE 18-8988          13   6  0   45  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       21  19  1   44  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           28  96  0   43  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-HORNED ONE 6-6098           14   0  1   43  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        22  20  0   42  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 ICE FOX 5-3877              16   6  0   42  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   5  4   42  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         2   5  0   42  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      12   3  0   41  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              23  18  1   40  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      8   5  4   32  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      11  12  3   31  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 DARK STAR 30-4468           26  15  1   27  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  87  0   25  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
HOFFA 49-3185              71 120  0 STORIES 2835           SMUNCH 18-8337         511

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     These three ads were misfiled in Home Guard and should probably had appeared
     last turn. -- Ed.

Potato Head -- Geez!  Where did that come from?  Congrats to you for a great effort
and honorable joust. -- #3

Snotzi -- Wishing you well.  Are you ill?  Have you yet not tried warm-honey toddies?
-- #3

Galen -- Where is Toofless now? -- #3

     #3 -- Uh...I don't know?  He was not active last turn in either Home Guard or
     Primus.  Does anyone know what happened to Toofless? -- Galen

Peace -- Judging by your record, you're a better warrior than me, and presumably
better at your style.  (smiling)  But I recommend coming out a little faster. --
Khirza

Delice the Red -- I would like to fight you.  I have watched you fight and I like how
you do it; I think we could make an interesting combat together.  But I'm a Grand
Challenger Champion and you're a Grand Challenger Adept so it can't happen.  Not in
the arena, at least.  Would you like to fight outside the arena? -- Khirza

Bloody Mouth -- A good dentist could probably make you a bridge.  Especially since
you still have the tooth, and you're lucky, by the way, that you didn't swallow it!
-- Delice the Red
P.S.  Don't swear.  That kind of thing happens.  Swearing doesn't help.

Crimson Blush -- And a very becoming color it was, ma'am. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  I'm sure a pretty lady like you has no need to seek vengeance.

Chimpanzee -- Gosh, I hadn't realized that dwarves were little hairy apes, but now
that you draw my attention to it, I see that it's TRUE.  Amazing. -- Lethe

Violence Fetish -- No way I was going to stand around waiting for you to fully
demonstrate your fetish.  Five seconds was Long Enough. -- Tatharli

Galen -- I patronize several different tailors and would be glad to provide you with
the name of whichever one you prefer. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

     Ho-Chan -- (smiling) I like that you are always a flash of style and color in
     the arena.  However, as a trained diplomat, I am in the habit of dressing
     conservatively and in the style of my country.  I'm Delarquan, which means lots
     of brown and black, and leather.  Not too much orange silk, nothing beaded.  But
     thank you. -- Galen

Galen -- Just so you know, I appreciate your advice every cycle.  Keep up the good
work. -- Mati

     Mati -- (with an even bigger smile)  Thank you! -- Galen

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MATA HARI devastated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
PATRIOT was demolished by KHIRZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GRAY WIND was overpowered by DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
NEVERMORE overpowered MANTISSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KING BEAR bested DALLAS in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
DONNA was devastated by UNOC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KIP KILLIGAN was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HARMONY was vanquished by COUCH POTATO in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BIG STRONG MAN vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SMUNCH murdered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CRIMSON BLUSH was luckily beaten by VALERIAN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
KOGITSUNE MARU was overpowered by LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SECOND OMEN vanquished PERSEUS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KNUCKLE JAW was beaten by VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was bested by COL SALOMON in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CIARAN overpowered JOHN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
TWIG savagely defeated VANGUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DARK THUNDER overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FALCON was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BLUE was narrowly defeated by BLOODY MOUTH in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge match.
RAGING FIRE was vanquished by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA won victory over MARK in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SUCCOTASH vanquished CHICKEN HAWK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FLAT TOP was overpowered by LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MARCIANO was vanquished by RUG BURN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously subdued by RAINSONG in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
MAXIMUM EFFORT demolished MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was demolished by PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
BELIAL devastated QUASAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PIPE BOMB devastated AKLAR in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SPOTTED PONY subdued KEOKOTAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
AUDIE MURPHY narrowly defeated NORAF in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
VIGO vanquished CARPET BURN in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
THE HAPPY HOOKER overcame PERSIANA JONES in a exciting 3 minute duel.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MICHELLE RROSTARR was subdued by THIRD OMEN in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
DARQ SPIRIT handily defeated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SNIPER BEAR was overpowered by GORDIAN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
YELLOWJACKET was demolished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE subdued GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
ELKIN HEMROCK was overpowered by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MASKED SHREW handily defeated ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVERSTORM overpowered BRUCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
EBONSKAITH devastated RYRELEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
DR BOERNER was defeated by QUENT KILLED MY DAD in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
JESUS subdued CORKSCREW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory contest.
GOOBATRON was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JOE BLACK was overpowered by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHEPHERD MOON overpowered DUCK RUBBER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MR BLACK demolished MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was viciously subdued by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by MARY KAY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK vanquished YOBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ACK VERT overpowered DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ING was vanquished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STRONGEST #3 was demolished by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEACE overpowered VERRA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GYRADOS was vanquished by BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROMUALD B TUNE subdued IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 2 minute bout.
CUP O'PIZZA overpowered QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DONAHAR won victory over IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BLAK MASK was overcome by M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute match.
CARNAL vanquished JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE NOTHING was overpowered by CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SUPERIOR II was handily defeated by ODDJOB in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZAKAU was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TERRIBLE TWO was demolished by LIL NOIR in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ORAL B vanquished AURORA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
TITANIA bested THIRD BASE SPOCK in a exciting 1 minute match.
ED 209 was overpowered by ROGUE 7 in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DARK TYPHLOSION savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
POOPIEHEAD was luckily beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 3 minute match.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued (J)AY (C)EE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome duel.
TELA was handily defeated by LETHE in a 1 minute uneven match.
SUDSY DEODORANT was overpowered by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SWINGDADDY-O subdued SKYWISE in a 2 minute bout.
HO HUM HO was overpowered by F. TIM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ASSUR was handily defeated by SWEATCAKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOUT GOUT was overpowered by BUBBA in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
WEYLUND was devastated by PAHPAEL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LE PAIN DLG bested BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute melee.
ADOBE was vanquished by ADAM in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FRANK was bested by BAGMAN in a action packed 1 minute battle.
MICHAEL COOPER was overpowered by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
BART WELLENS vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided competition.
SHOTGUN vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
S. MARY ROSE handily defeated ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROCKWELL demolished 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
JERICO devastated NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COCAINE was defeated by BLOODCRUNCHER in a popular 2 minute fight.
STRONGBOW overpowered GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HONEY was subdued by HOLY SCHLITZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
MABON viciously subdued JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
LUIGI was vanquished by VIOLENCE FETISH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ICE FOX was bested by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
SVAD BONEGRIN won victory over DARK STAR in a 2 minute fray.
PIT FIGHTER was vanquished by DEATH FOG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NECROMANCER subdued WASP in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA savagely defeated BERTHA in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was devastated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FRANKENBUTT was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
DOARIAN GRAY was viciously subdued by BEFORE THE DAWN in a 1 minute match.
LA TOUR was bested by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a 2 minute match.
TATHARLI devastated CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  60         AIMED BLOW       149 - 118 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         SLASHING ATTACK  175 - 146 -  3      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   26         LUNGING ATTACK   330 - 294 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         STRIKING ATTACK   68 -  62 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     21         WALL OF STEEL    161 - 154 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         PARRY-LUNGE       91 - 116 -  1      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       87 - 112 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  70 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  41 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  31 -  0      33  |

Turn 511 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE       10 - 11         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     18 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  7         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   17 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        14 - 11     LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 33         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        3 - 12         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MATA HARI 41-3812          60  45  1  250 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK   VIGO 18-6086               56  17  0  296 ALCHEMY (4818)
SLASHING ATTACK  MASKED SHREW 29-3514       59  72  3  256 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484   76  81  0  255 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           54  44  2  249 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        64  39  1  245 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       101  60  1  210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     76  72  2  209 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  58  40  2  207 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823       19  27  0  188 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MABON 82-10314.  The ten other most popular fighters were CORKSCREW 
1-4743, BLUE 19-4647, MARCINKO 97-961, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, FRANKENBUTT 
42-4188, HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670, GLITTER MARKS 18-5023, POOPIEHEAD 18-8295, COUCH 
POTATO 3-2985, and MARK 5-4088.

The least popular fighter this week was CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PIT FIGHTER 51-4297, COCAINE 78-2311, NOSE KICKER 82-20640, 2 + 
2 = 4 38-4190, WEYLUND 82-3660, HO HUM HO 18-7884, TELA 30-2973, TERRIBLE TWO 
31-5195, ZAKAU 5-4623, and QUINTAL 18-8341.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  7 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  2 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  4 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            6  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  5 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  ZENSU(40)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           6  8 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)         16 10 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  4 0  
TALCAMA(18)         18 17 1  CAER(48)             0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            54  44  2  249  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20   8  1  160  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         64  39  1  245  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         76  59  1  226  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       29  25  1  198  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          44  17  3  223  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              147  76  3  238  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                51  56  3  155  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         37  11  0  184  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      33  20  0  199  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        16   7  0  202  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 (J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         33  19  0  133  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               31 151  6  114  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          68  62  1  224  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  26  3  188  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 VIGO 18-6086                56  17  0  296  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               54  50  3  202  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              47  46  0  178  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  12  0  172  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      62  53  0  207  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        59  72  3  256  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             51  53  1  225  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        21   7  0  144  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     23   3  0   86  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 KEOKOTAH 33-6471            31  18  3  198  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           47  23  3  221  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               27  14  0  192  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PAHPAEL 37-4112             18   9  0  131  ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     28   1  0  182  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  20  11  0  201  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           60  45  1  250  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  40  2  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           25   9  0   85  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  32  1   56  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           28  21  1  172  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 120  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUCE 51-3906               35  43  2  178  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      69  77  3  172  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              38  25  1  180  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   48  51  0  202  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       26   6  0  190  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 AKLAR 62-3700               26  24  1  193  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             46  37  0  205  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 TITANIA 65-5835             31  22  0  182  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     87  43  2  216  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             47  28  1  196  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  14  1  212  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     132 170  2  219  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         38  40  2  159  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              53  59  1  145  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           58  22  1  261  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    23  13  5  179  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             59  32  5  207  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   5  4   42  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           35  15  4  207  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE