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Date : 03/14/2006 Duedate: 03/27/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-511
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CORPS 74/3405 2768 1751 53 61.3 14 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165 761 731 10 51.0
THE BEARS 35/2674 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
BABES 36/3876 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 82/4970
VEGGIES 33/4058 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
THE BEARS 48/677 SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195
F BALLS 4/5204 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152
2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 711 467 9 60.4 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183
3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 134 94 2 58.8 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 15 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 55 53 0 50.9
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207 OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185
4-SANDY TOO 82/5159 1653 1189 20 58.2 ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173
BRIAN LOCK 72/5156 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 16-KILLING ME S 97/5211 95 94 1 50.3
5 MIDGETS 62/5221 227 164 3 58.1 KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 17 DELTA DOOM 17/4745 57 57 1 50.0
BLOOD OATH 30/4879 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
6 ENVENOMED 82/4693 552 403 9 57.8 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 18-MADTOWN 25/5125 2 2 0 50.0
SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167 19 ENIGMA 62/4768 314 317 3 49.8
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757
MATMATICA 82/4965 OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
INCANTATION 18/5178 ALCHEMY 18/4818
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
7 THE JERKS 10/5022 146 113 0 56.4 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 20-DARKMOON 12/4240 280 284 3 49.6
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254
8 FIRE DECK 38/5130 465 376 4 55.3 ROMPER ROOM 60/4068
NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 21 LXG III 98/4937 158 162 0 49.4
WATER DECK 24/4935 THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990
CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 22 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 254 266 2 48.8
ARCANE BOWL 96/5051 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062
ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181 23 PIMPS 9/4318 105 110 0 48.8
INTO THE SWIM 97/5145 FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419
FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208 DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120
9-VOUGEOOT 60/5217 210 175 5 54.5 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366
10 VILLAINS 82/5171 1725 1457 22 54.2 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
POWER PLAY 82/5179 SUNNYDALE 82/4324
TWISTED SESAME 99/4938 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 THE SABBATS 82/5006
TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479
THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
NEVERWAKE 11/5220 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
11 BRING OUT TH 97/5144 27 23 0 54.0 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
12-FACING WORLD 74/5219 895 790 10 53.1 24 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 31 33 0 48.4
13-HORROR FILMS 11/1941 131 124 0 51.4 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
25 FANTASIA 1/4914 1030 1118 10 48.0 33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 278 349 1 44.3
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 34-THE WRETCHED 82/5213 50 65 2 43.5
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 35 WIND STORM 1/2757 67 97 0 40.9
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 36 OLD SCHOOL T 36/5222 17 25 0 40.5
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 37-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5214 58 86 1 40.3
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 38 GWAR 77/3147 45 68 0 39.8
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 FEAR FACTORY 61/2926
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 39-LORDS OF CHA 20/2215 21 32 0 39.6
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 40 ELFQUEST 11/4928 117 199 1 37.0
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
26 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 286 319 0 47.3 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 41 RONIN 51/3400 21 36 1 36.8
THE PENTARCHY 34/4406 42 MEN 29/4412 827 1566 16 34.6
27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1065 1205 17 46.9 JOHNS 5/3510
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 WHY KNOT 63/2669
28 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 38 43 2 46.9 ARROGANCE 18/2741
29 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 186 218 2 46.0 HABIT 78/4547
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
30 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 819 983 6 45.4 STORIES 49/2835
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 MIKES 14/3982
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 107 213 0 33.4
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 44 TEAM MARIO 12/5216 1 2 0 33.3
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 45-JAGUAR WARRI 19/3611 1 2 0 33.3
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 46 BLUE MOON 9/3907 546 1120 5 32.8
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 708 857 8 45.2 BAD APPLES 56/3969
32-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666 17 21 0 44.7 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210 47 SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 15 40 1 27.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Once, twice, three times a hippo? I admit it was nice to take the throne
through an actual fight as compared to how Nighty and Lady Luck defaulted their ways
into the seat. Even so, I was surprised to win, shocked to defend my position, and
embarrassed for the rest of you thus far being unable to unseat me. I'm not even the
best Oldie in the arena.
I'm encouraging Suave to print his turnsheets with Dark Pantheon avoided every
turn...not just for me, for all of us. It won't prevent Oddjob and his Talcamans
from cherry picking easy wins against my teammates, but at least I beat one of his
Omens last turn. Can someone else get on Doc's nerves for a spell so he'll leave us
alone?
I think Lady Luck asked something along this line, but considering Suave's
faulty memory and crappy recordkeeping, I'll ask again: has any manager gotten a
round robin from one arena inducted? I'll probably get roped into Primus at the next
split and I'm style #6. Cerebral Janitor, Debbie, Happy, and Image...it's up to you.
-- White Water Hippo
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good evening, my friends,
It's been a fortnight already and here we are again. Though I am glad to see
your shining faces, I'm tired and not up to a lot of bubbly enthusiasm about it. I'm
in the midst of moving. It looks like I have at least two more days of heavy lifting
and mashing my fingers under furniture, and some more necessary and difficult work to
be done on the new place, AND then about a week's worth of trips back to the old
place to clean it up, fix a few things and leave it in spiffy condition.
Center for Olds were avoided by Small Soldiers. Well done. I would avoid them
too, they're tough.
Our most challenged warrior was John. Oddly, no one's challenge got through.
Did he just scrawl "avoid everyone" across his fight slip? JOHN (29-4177) (59-91-
1,182) of MEN fought POOPIEHEAD (18-8295) (35-26-1,155) of CENTER FOR OLDS. JOHN
luckily beat POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
There were no TV challenges. Isn't that strange?
White Water Hippo wrote a column, thank you! It was a good one, too. SECOND
OMEN (6-5642) (43-16-3,245) of DARK PANTHEON challenged WHITE WATER HIPPO (18-7050)
(71-61-3,359) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SECOND OMEN lost to WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1
minute Challenge Title brawl. It's funny that you don't think of a hippopotamus as
an aimed blow practitioner...I don't, anyway. But look at that impressive record!
Unfortunately we had a death. Or I guess I should say, Gyrados had a death.
MANTISSA (82-9324) (23-10-1,186) of MATMATICA fought GYRADOS (24-4476) (31-10-0,200)
of WATER DECK. MANTISSA murdered GYRADOS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. Really,
despite what the announcer says, I don't think it counts as murder when it happens in
the arena, especially if the killer did not challenge the killee. And when the
killee is awake an hour later and...well, if not walking around, at least staggering
to the convenience to puke his guts out. Resurrection, as practiced by Lady
Greywand, is so not-fun. I've sent Gyrados a steaming pot of peppermint tea and a
hefty chunk of chocolate to help ease the recovery.
Aha, Ho-Chan won his duel, which anyone wearing an orange silk cape ought to do,
or know the reason why! CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (25-14-1,219) of VENGEANCE SEEKERS
fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (130-170-2,200) of SAND DANCERS. CRIMSON BLUSH lost
to HO-CHAN THE AXE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. I mention this because Ho-Chan
was, of course, our overall popularity leader.
(sigh) The audience always sympathizes with anyone who has to work particularly
hard in a fight. They thought seven minutes was an awfully long time to make
Yellowjacket fight. But I say, Just a Job to Do had to fight just as long!
YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (57-48-1,212) of COMIC BOOK HEROS fought JUST A JOB TO DO (18-
6575) (90-81-1,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS. YELLOWJACKET viciously subdued JUST A JOB TO
DO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute melee.
On the other hand, there wasn't a lot of sympathy for Wasp. WASP (96-1335) (9-
12-3,53) of SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 fought HOT SAUCE JONES (97-1398) (12-10-3,69) of
BRING OUT THE DEAD. WASP was devastated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched
fray. I feel sympathetic, though. She's new here. She's just getting her Isle
legs. Hang in there, Wasp. Things will get better. Unless you die.
There is little to say, and I've said it, and now I'm tired and want to go to
bed. So, when next we meet, I should be fully moved and finished with all of this
nonsense and much more chipper!
Oh, advice! Let's say you want to move a large, heavy cabinet which has doors
in the front that don't latch. And let's say, also, that you don't have any tape or
rope or straps of any kind. But you have a box of bedsheets. You can tie a couple
of bedsheets together to make a sort of rope which goes around the cabinet and holds
the doors shut. This also helps to protect fine furniture from the bumps and chips
associated with moving.
And that's all. I would cheerio you, but I am too weary. Weario!
Galen Shanmarrik
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATA HARI 41-3812 60 45 1 250 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VIGO 18-6086 56 17 0 296 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 58 22 1 261 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 59 72 3 256 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 76 81 0 255 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 45 48 0 250 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NEVERMORE 1-5260 54 44 2 249 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
-GOLDWRAP 82-11886 29 10 0 246 SUPERIOR FORCES 34 (4970) DWES EG
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 64 39 1 245 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
UNOC 82-12676 32 23 0 240 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
BELIAL 7-3838 147 76 3 238 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 77 66 0 237 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KHIRZA 7-1862 142 153 3 236 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
-JIM PENGOUIN 34-3272 63 69 0 235 THE PENTARCHY (4406) MONUNTIAL
SMUNCH 18-8337 30 7 2 234 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 76 59 1 226 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
NEPHRON 30-4147 51 53 1 225 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 68 62 1 224 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 63 49 3 224 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 44 17 3 223 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
KING BEAR 35-3629 47 23 3 221 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 132 170 2 219 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 87 43 2 216 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 67 83 17 214 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
DOAMER 18-2265 46 51 2 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 24 14 1 212 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 44 25 3 211 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 101 60 1 210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 76 72 2 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 39 14 2 209 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 62 53 0 207 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MARCINKO 97-961 59 32 5 207 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 40 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 35 15 4 207 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
VALERIAN 82-17255 22 5 0 206 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
GORDIAN 63-2104 46 37 0 205 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
ACK VERT 18-7429 60 43 1 204 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
NORAF 82-3856 43 25 0 204 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
QUASAR 18-5925 40 51 0 203 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 54 50 3 202 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 48 51 0 202 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
DALLAS 18-6860 40 40 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 16 7 0 202 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
JESUS 82-5459 66 42 3 201 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
CARPET BURN 3-5698 59 59 0 201 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 37 32 3 201 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948 20 11 0 201 DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120) ZENSU
EVERSTORM 69-641 69 73 2 200 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
-JULIA 60-4651 37 43 0 200 ROMPER ROOM (4068) ARADI
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 33 20 0 199 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 63 46 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 50 52 1 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 31 18 3 198 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 29 25 1 198 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
CORKSCREW 1-4743 52 62 0 197 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 42 53 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 40 44 0 197 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-IN THE PIG! 96-864 35 26 6 197 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
PERSEUS 72-1612 47 28 1 196 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
MARY KAY 74-2779 28 18 0 196 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 74 73 0 195 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 25 16 1 195 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 72 62 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DALI PARTON 18-3274 57 77 3 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
HARMONY 82-26932 22 13 2 194 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
AKLAR 62-3700 26 24 1 193 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANTISSA 82-9324 24 11 2 193 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 36 22 2 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DONNA 36-5966 27 14 0 192 BABES (3876) JHANS
MR BLACK 82-5468 19 10 1 192 FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419) DWES EG
-THE WHEAT KING 58-5407 69 54 2 191 AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254) DELARQ TOR
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 53 49 0 191 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 59 56 5 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PATRIOT 82-11164 45 29 1 190 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 39 30 2 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CIARAN 1-7176 31 26 1 190 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 26 6 0 190 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
DR BOERNER 17-5383 35 26 3 188 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 19 27 0 188 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 83 1 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
HOFFA 49-3185 71 120 0 187 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 58 49 1 187 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 17 16 0 186 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 54 93 4 185 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 50 37 1 185 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
GRAY WIND 6-5201 38 27 1 185 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-MR. POTATO HEAD 20-442 35 33 0 185 LORDS OF CHAOS (2215) SEAM
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 74 80 4 184 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 37 11 0 184 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
VERRA 1-5306 55 58 1 182 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 42 53 0 182 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
TITANIA 65-5835 31 22 0 182 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 28 1 0 182 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 20 9 1 181 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 39 35 1 180 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
RYRELEE 59-478 38 25 1 180 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 23 13 5 179 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 60 61 1 178 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
CARNAL 21-5388 47 46 0 178 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 39 39 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BRUCE 51-3906 35 43 2 178 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
STRONGEST #3 40-173 58 122 2 175 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
ORAL B 82-10020 23 6 0 174 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 41 14 0 173 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
ING 41-3532 30 23 1 173 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 69 77 3 172 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 53 72 0 172 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LIL NOIR 62-3311 34 34 2 172 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
GYRADOS 24-4476 31 12 0 172 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 29 44 0 172 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
JOE BLACK 48-3639 28 21 1 172 THE BEARS (677) CAER
JOHN 29-4177 60 92 1 170 MEN (4412) LAPUR
COL SALOMON 17-5290 44 53 1 170 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
GOOBATRON 7-5026 39 49 1 170 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 23 9 0 169 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
ROGUE 7 4-5813 26 23 0 167 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 17 19 0 167 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
THE NOTHING 1-3297 37 37 0 165 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
TWIG 82-25226 26 16 0 164 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
-ARTEMISIA 12-5096 42 43 0 162 DARKMOON (4240) RIZTAB
ZAKAU 5-4623 30 22 0 161 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 35 28 1 160 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 29 39 2 160 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
YOBER 2-4537 20 8 1 160 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 38 40 2 159 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
ADAM 7-4830 37 80 2 158 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
ODDJOB 82-18436 16 9 1 157 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LETHE 9-4782 51 56 3 155 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 35 30 2 155 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 42 37 2 154 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 26 23 0 154 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DONAHAR 24-3006 23 14 0 154 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLUE 19-4647 21 17 0 149 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
ED 209 5-3955 43 60 4 147 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
QUINTAL 18-8341 30 12 2 147 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
BUBBA 7-4833 36 81 0 146 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
F. TIM 78-2315 53 59 1 145 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
AURORA 1-5864 34 39 1 145 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
FALCON 82-11173 22 14 1 145 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 21 7 0 144 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 30 21 3 142 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 46 59 0 141 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 46 58 0 138 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 32 40 1 138 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
BLAK MASK 21-5935 28 15 1 138 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 39 44 0 137 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 34 52 0 137 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 23 65 2 135 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647 33 19 0 133 THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990) DULLENS
RAGING FIRE 29-4407 26 12 3 131 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
PAHPAEL 37-4112 18 9 0 131 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
SUPERIOR II 75-760 33 18 3 130 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 25 16 0 129 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
VANGUARD 4-5966 37 18 0 127 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
SKYWISE 11-5687 36 45 1 126 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
TELA 30-2973 28 32 1 126 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
HO HUM HO 18-7884 41 42 3 123 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MARK 5-4088 49 102 3 122 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 41 61 3 122 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 25 20 0 119 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BOOKIE 18-8458 25 28 0 115 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
JONES 14-1283 31 151 6 114 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ADOBE 17-6033 34 13 0 108 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
WEYLUND 82-3660 29 22 1 108 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
-BOUNCER 26-4445 28 23 1 108 GOLDEN CANYON (3480) CALEAM
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 39 38 0 107 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-ADARA AL ZAHRA 19-3989 31 17 0 105 JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611) ZUWAYZA
-FREDDY KRUEGER 11-1732 26 18 0 104 HORROR FILMS (1941) ARUAK CITY
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 18 7 0 104 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-PRETTY BOY 60-7091 24 31 0 103 RED DOG GANG (4466) ARADI
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 14 13 1 103 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 37 38 2 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BAGMAN 4-5890 25 23 1 100 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
-LORELEI SIREN 19-3543 24 27 1 100 JAGUAR WARRIORS (3611) ZUWAYZA
LE NETTOYE 28-4069 19 13 1 100 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-STONETOOTH 29-4560 25 24 0 99 CARDOW HUNTERS (4304) LAPUR
-BLUE HAVEN 9-5087 25 22 0 97 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 18 9 2 95 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
-PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670 16 7 1 95 SANDY TOO (5159) DWES EG
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 54 48 0 91 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRANK 3-5707 53 101 1 90 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-FURRY BOX 72-4314 7 4 0 87 BRIAN LOCK (5156) DRAGONHEAD
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 23 3 0 86 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-EB GOLLU 62-4138 15 41 0 86 MIDDLE WAY 10 (5020) VALAMANTIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DEATH FOG 45-4017 25 9 0 85 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 17 23 1 85 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SHOTGUN 82-5401 10 1 0 85 SCATTERBRAIN (5167) DWES EG
RUG BURN 18-3702 34 70 4 83 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
RAINSONG 11-6128 26 34 0 83 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-TREENVA TARAL 75-3072 15 37 1 83 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
BART WELLENS 11-4848 18 14 0 82 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 22 8 1 81 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
STRONGBOW 11-5686 26 52 0 79 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-BROOKS AND DUNN 22-6398 20 18 1 79 THE REPUBLICANS (114) SOLVEN
ROCKWELL 7-5003 18 9 0 79 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 10 6 0 78 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168) DWES EG
MABON 82-10314 7 18 0 78 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
-DINGO 35-3716 22 11 1 77 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 14 10 3 77 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
-NEOPHYTE 82-4574 14 5 0 77 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
-MALODOROUSREEK 33-7274 21 12 1 76 CHAOTICDISORDER (5138) NIATOLI ISLAND
FLAT TOP 35-3533 16 5 1 76 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 49 67 1 74 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-ASSHE-MASTER 60-7000 21 10 1 74 4000 BLOWS (1618) ARADI
MAGENTA 3-5711 57 96 0 72 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-TSUNAMI 60-7273 18 17 1 72 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
-BIG LOU 11-4971 20 9 2 71 MANIC MARVELS (5193) ARUAK CITY
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 39 110 1 70 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
-L'ORC BLEU 8-4352 29 32 0 68 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TATHARLI 33-4505 23 39 0 67 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
-MARX 12-6125 18 12 0 66 DREAMERS (804) RIZTAB
-WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 12 3 0 66 SUPERIOR FATHER (5165) DWES EG
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 30 20 2 65 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
-FIREBALL 4-5486 16 10 0 64 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
JERICO 7-4862 31 79 0 63 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-ELECTRIC EYE 32-4156 18 8 1 63 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-INSIGHTFULL INGIE 12-6139 18 9 0 63 HIGH JINKS (5084) RIZTAB
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 18 9 1 62 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-MARSHALL 17-6673 16 13 1 62 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 21 16 1 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LUIGI 12-6056 16 10 1 60 TEAM MARIO (5216) RIZTAB
LA TOUR 18-8525 21 24 0 59 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-HALO 11-6189 17 6 2 59 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
NECROMANCER 18-6386 8 3 0 58 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 14 1 57 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 42 66 0 56 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 25 32 1 56 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
MARCIANO 96-1446 13 10 4 55 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 18 11 1 54 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
HONEY 11-6368 19 23 1 53 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-DIO 62-3336 15 8 0 53 MIDGETS (5221) VALAMANTIS
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 18 10 0 52 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 34 20 0 51 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MENTAL 25-5075 14 7 1 50 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
-TURTLEFACE 7-5734 15 1 0 46 WASTELAND II (1947) BONSUR
WASP 96-1335 9 14 3 46 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DOONEUSHMUN 60-5949 19 9 1 45 VOUGEOOT (5217) ARADI
-BACK JUICE 18-8988 13 6 0 45 WASTELAND (1887) TALCAMA
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 21 19 1 44 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 28 96 0 43 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
-HORNED ONE 6-6098 14 0 1 43 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 22 20 0 42 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
ICE FOX 5-3877 16 6 0 42 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
DOARIAN GRAY 98-916 7 5 4 42 LXG III (4937) SYVYN'S HILL
NOSE KICKER 82-20640 2 5 0 42 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643 12 3 0 41 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
BERTHA 30-4469 23 18 1 40 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572 8 5 4 32 FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208) OLD VALAMANTIS
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 11 12 3 31 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
DARK STAR 30-4468 26 15 1 27 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
COCAINE 78-2311 29 87 0 25 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
HOFFA 49-3185 71 120 0 STORIES 2835 SMUNCH 18-8337 511
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
These three ads were misfiled in Home Guard and should probably had appeared
last turn. -- Ed.
Potato Head -- Geez! Where did that come from? Congrats to you for a great effort
and honorable joust. -- #3
Snotzi -- Wishing you well. Are you ill? Have you yet not tried warm-honey toddies?
-- #3
Galen -- Where is Toofless now? -- #3
#3 -- Uh...I don't know? He was not active last turn in either Home Guard or
Primus. Does anyone know what happened to Toofless? -- Galen
Peace -- Judging by your record, you're a better warrior than me, and presumably
better at your style. (smiling) But I recommend coming out a little faster. --
Khirza
Delice the Red -- I would like to fight you. I have watched you fight and I like how
you do it; I think we could make an interesting combat together. But I'm a Grand
Challenger Champion and you're a Grand Challenger Adept so it can't happen. Not in
the arena, at least. Would you like to fight outside the arena? -- Khirza
Bloody Mouth -- A good dentist could probably make you a bridge. Especially since
you still have the tooth, and you're lucky, by the way, that you didn't swallow it!
-- Delice the Red
P.S. Don't swear. That kind of thing happens. Swearing doesn't help.
Crimson Blush -- And a very becoming color it was, ma'am. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. I'm sure a pretty lady like you has no need to seek vengeance.
Chimpanzee -- Gosh, I hadn't realized that dwarves were little hairy apes, but now
that you draw my attention to it, I see that it's TRUE. Amazing. -- Lethe
Violence Fetish -- No way I was going to stand around waiting for you to fully
demonstrate your fetish. Five seconds was Long Enough. -- Tatharli
Galen -- I patronize several different tailors and would be glad to provide you with
the name of whichever one you prefer. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Ho-Chan -- (smiling) I like that you are always a flash of style and color in
the arena. However, as a trained diplomat, I am in the habit of dressing
conservatively and in the style of my country. I'm Delarquan, which means lots
of brown and black, and leather. Not too much orange silk, nothing beaded. But
thank you. -- Galen
Galen -- Just so you know, I appreciate your advice every cycle. Keep up the good
work. -- Mati
Mati -- (with an even bigger smile) Thank you! -- Galen
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MATA HARI devastated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
PATRIOT was demolished by KHIRZA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GRAY WIND was overpowered by DOAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
NEVERMORE overpowered MANTISSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KING BEAR bested DALLAS in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
DONNA was devastated by UNOC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KIP KILLIGAN was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HARMONY was vanquished by COUCH POTATO in a popular 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BIG STRONG MAN vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SMUNCH murdered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CRIMSON BLUSH was luckily beaten by VALERIAN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
KOGITSUNE MARU was overpowered by LORD TAYLOR in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SECOND OMEN vanquished PERSEUS in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KNUCKLE JAW was beaten by VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FLATTUS MAXIMUS was bested by COL SALOMON in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
CIARAN overpowered JOHN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
TWIG savagely defeated VANGUARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DARK THUNDER overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FALCON was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BLUE was narrowly defeated by BLOODY MOUTH in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge match.
RAGING FIRE was vanquished by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA won victory over MARK in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SUCCOTASH vanquished CHICKEN HAWK in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FLAT TOP was overpowered by LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MARCIANO was vanquished by RUG BURN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS was viciously subdued by RAINSONG in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
MAXIMUM EFFORT demolished MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was demolished by PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
BELIAL devastated QUASAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
PIPE BOMB devastated AKLAR in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SPOTTED PONY subdued KEOKOTAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
AUDIE MURPHY narrowly defeated NORAF in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
VIGO vanquished CARPET BURN in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
THE HAPPY HOOKER overcame PERSIANA JONES in a exciting 3 minute duel.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MICHELLE RROSTARR was subdued by THIRD OMEN in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
DARQ SPIRIT handily defeated DALI PARTON in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SNIPER BEAR was overpowered by GORDIAN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
YELLOWJACKET was demolished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE subdued GLITTER MARKS in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
ELKIN HEMROCK was overpowered by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MASKED SHREW handily defeated ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVERSTORM overpowered BRUCE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
EBONSKAITH devastated RYRELEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
DR BOERNER was defeated by QUENT KILLED MY DAD in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
JESUS subdued CORKSCREW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory contest.
GOOBATRON was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JOE BLACK was overpowered by COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHEPHERD MOON overpowered DUCK RUBBER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MR BLACK demolished MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was viciously subdued by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by MARY KAY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK vanquished YOBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ACK VERT overpowered DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ING was vanquished by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STRONGEST #3 was demolished by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEACE overpowered VERRA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GYRADOS was vanquished by BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROMUALD B TUNE subdued IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 2 minute bout.
CUP O'PIZZA overpowered QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DONAHAR won victory over IMAGE ENHANCER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BLAK MASK was overcome by M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute match.
CARNAL vanquished JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE NOTHING was overpowered by CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
SUPERIOR II was handily defeated by ODDJOB in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZAKAU was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TERRIBLE TWO was demolished by LIL NOIR in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ORAL B vanquished AURORA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
TITANIA bested THIRD BASE SPOCK in a exciting 1 minute match.
ED 209 was overpowered by ROGUE 7 in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
DARK TYPHLOSION savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
POOPIEHEAD was luckily beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 3 minute match.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued (J)AY (C)EE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome duel.
TELA was handily defeated by LETHE in a 1 minute uneven match.
SUDSY DEODORANT was overpowered by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SWINGDADDY-O subdued SKYWISE in a 2 minute bout.
HO HUM HO was overpowered by F. TIM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ASSUR was handily defeated by SWEATCAKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOUT GOUT was overpowered by BUBBA in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
WEYLUND was devastated by PAHPAEL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LE PAIN DLG bested BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute melee.
ADOBE was vanquished by ADAM in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FRANK was bested by BAGMAN in a action packed 1 minute battle.
MICHAEL COOPER was overpowered by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven brawl.
BART WELLENS vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided competition.
SHOTGUN vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
S. MARY ROSE handily defeated ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ROCKWELL demolished 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
JERICO devastated NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
COCAINE was defeated by BLOODCRUNCHER in a popular 2 minute fight.
STRONGBOW overpowered GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HONEY was subdued by HOLY SCHLITZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
MABON viciously subdued JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
LUIGI was vanquished by VIOLENCE FETISH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ICE FOX was bested by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome fray.
SVAD BONEGRIN won victory over DARK STAR in a 2 minute fray.
PIT FIGHTER was vanquished by DEATH FOG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NECROMANCER subdued WASP in a action packed 1 minute bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA savagely defeated BERTHA in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was devastated by HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
FRANKENBUTT was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute conflict.
DOARIAN GRAY was viciously subdued by BEFORE THE DAWN in a 1 minute match.
LA TOUR was bested by SQUEEZE CHEESE in a 2 minute match.
TATHARLI devastated CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 60 AIMED BLOW 149 - 118 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 29 SLASHING ATTACK 175 - 146 - 3 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 26 LUNGING ATTACK 330 - 294 - 3 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 25 STRIKING ATTACK 68 - 62 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 21 WALL OF STEEL 161 - 154 - 2 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 PARRY-LUNGE 91 - 116 - 1 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 87 - 112 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 70 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 41 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 31 - 0 33 |
Turn 511 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 11 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 18 - 8 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 7 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 14 - 11 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 33 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 12 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MATA HARI 41-3812 60 45 1 250 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK VIGO 18-6086 56 17 0 296 ALCHEMY (4818)
SLASHING ATTACK MASKED SHREW 29-3514 59 72 3 256 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361)
STRIKING ATTACK PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 76 81 0 255 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE NEVERMORE 1-5260 54 44 2 249 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
WALL OF STEEL AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 64 39 1 245 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY COUCH POTATO 3-2985 101 60 1 210 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 76 72 2 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 40 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 19 27 0 188 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was MABON 82-10314. The ten other most popular fighters were CORKSCREW
1-4743, BLUE 19-4647, MARCINKO 97-961, BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849, FRANKENBUTT
42-4188, HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670, GLITTER MARKS 18-5023, POOPIEHEAD 18-8295, COUCH
POTATO 3-2985, and MARK 5-4088.
The least popular fighter this week was CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480. The other ten least
popular fighters were PIT FIGHTER 51-4297, COCAINE 78-2311, NOSE KICKER 82-20640, 2 +
2 = 4 38-4190, WEYLUND 82-3660, HO HUM HO 18-7884, TELA 30-2973, TERRIBLE TWO
31-5195, ZAKAU 5-4623, and QUINTAL 18-8341.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 7 0 MORYA(28) 2 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 2 3 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 5 2 0 IAYE(30) 3 4 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 4 3 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 2 0
KALTOS(5) 1 4 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 3 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 6 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 5 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 2 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 2 0 ZENSU(40) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 1 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 0 2 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 6 8 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 16 10 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 4 0
TALCAMA(18) 18 17 1 CAER(48) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NEVERMORE 1-5260 54 44 2 249 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 20 8 1 160 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 64 39 1 245 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 76 59 1 226 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 29 25 1 198 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 44 17 3 223 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 147 76 3 238 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
LETHE 9-4782 51 56 3 155 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 37 11 0 184 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 33 20 0 199 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 16 7 0 202 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647 33 19 0 133 THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990) DULLENS
JONES 14-1283 31 151 6 114 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 68 62 1 224 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
DR BOERNER 17-5383 35 26 3 188 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
VIGO 18-6086 56 17 0 296 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 54 50 3 202 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
CARNAL 21-5388 47 46 0 178 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
GYRADOS 24-4476 31 12 0 172 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 62 53 0 207 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 59 72 3 256 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 51 53 1 225 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 21 7 0 144 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 23 3 0 86 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
KEOKOTAH 33-6471 31 18 3 198 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING BEAR 35-3629 47 23 3 221 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
DONNA 36-5966 27 14 0 192 BABES (3876) JHANS
PAHPAEL 37-4112 18 9 0 131 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 28 1 0 182 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948 20 11 0 201 DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 60 45 1 250 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 40 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 25 9 0 85 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 25 32 1 56 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
JOE BLACK 48-3639 28 21 1 172 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 71 120 0 187 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BRUCE 51-3906 35 43 2 178 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 69 77 3 172 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
RYRELEE 59-478 38 25 1 180 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 48 51 0 202 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 26 6 0 190 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
AKLAR 62-3700 26 24 1 193 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 46 37 0 205 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
TITANIA 65-5835 31 22 0 182 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 87 43 2 216 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PERSEUS 72-1612 47 28 1 196 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 24 14 1 212 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 132 170 2 219 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 38 40 2 159 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 53 59 1 145 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 58 22 1 261 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 23 13 5 179 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 59 32 5 207 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
DOARIAN GRAY 98-916 7 5 4 42 LXG III (4937) SYVYN'S HILL
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 35 15 4 207 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE