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Date   : 04/11/2006    Duedate: 04/24/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-513

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2781 1756 54 61.3   12 BOXES 60/4147        1748 1461 22 54.5
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           VILLAINS 82/5171                      
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    BABES 36/3876                               BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                       13 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   28   24  0 53.8
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    716  472  9 60.3   14 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    30   28  0 51.7
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                     15 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165  772  742 10 51.0
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  140   98  3 58.8      SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183            
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
  4 MEOW MIX 21/4519      193  136  4 58.7      SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152               
    BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033                      SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195               
    SCARLETT PRIDE 50/5215                      SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168            
  5 SPORTZ! 4/4921       1659 1189 20 58.3      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 16 WAY TO GO! I 73/5231  182  180  1 50.3
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                        17 HANNAH'S PAL 82/5233   95   94  1 50.3
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      4-LETTER COMPUTERS 82/5234            
  6 MIDGETS 62/5221       232  168  3 58.0   18 PIMPS 9/4318          118  117  0 50.2
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479           
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                          RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    GORGONITES 82/4955                          UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228                   HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
  7 ENVENOMED 82/4693     561  410  9 57.8      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     MY TC'S 82/5235                       
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
  8 THE JERKS 10/5022     150  115  0 56.6      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419            
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
  9 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    5    4  0 55.6   19-DELTA DOOM 17/4745     57   57  1 50.0
 10 FIRE DECK 38/5130     473  386  4 55.1      SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601               
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        MITHRAL HALO 62/4873                  
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          THE SIERRAS 19/4891                   
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                  20 ENIGMA 62/4768        323  326  3 49.8
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                       82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208                  ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
 11 EXOTIC TASTE 40/5229  998  820 12 54.9      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 21-LXG III 98/4937       158  162  0 49.4      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990                 31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  709  858  8 45.2
 22 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    59   61  0 49.2   32 SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                       MORE NEW TEAMS 6 82/5236              
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 33 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    31   39  0 44.3
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                 34 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      278  351  1 44.2
 23 CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  257  267  2 49.0   35 WIND STORM 1/2757      71   99  0 41.8
    CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062                36-OLD SCHOOL T 36/5222   17   25  0 40.5
 24 FANTASIA 1/4914      1049 1131 10 48.1   37-GWAR 77/3147           47   71  0 39.8
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                  
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      126  208  1 37.7
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   39 RONIN 51/3400          22   39  1 36.1
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  40 MEN 29/4412           834 1592 16 34.4
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      JOHNS 5/3510                          
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 25-WENSINWASIN  51/5224    8    9  0 47.1      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 26 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   39   44  2 47.0      HABIT 78/4547                         
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1093 1244 17 46.8      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 28 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  288  331  0 46.5      MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 29 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  191  221  2 46.4   41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  110  216  0 33.7
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    42 MADTOWN 25/5125         2    4  0 33.3
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   43 BLUE MOON 9/3907      549 1126  5 32.8
 30 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    831  990  6 45.6      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652                BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   ISLANDERS 59/5230                     
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                44-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698   15   40  1 27.3
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              45-TEAM MARIO 12/5216      1    3  0 25.0
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

Well, the split papers came and it looks like I'm stickin' around, boys!!  At least
for a while, anyway.  The Old Man doesn't have me fighting in the tourney, as much as
I wanted to take a crack at Elgibles.  Wait for summer he says, wait for summer, wait
for summer, yakkity yak!  And Galen, honey, where ELSE would I wear a chainmail
bikini but in the arena??  As Tower Guardian, I feel the obligation to not only pen a
column but to put on a bit of a show for the teeming masses out there.  Things get a
bit boring up here when nobody can even die anymore!!  The trick is to line it with
some silk to prevent any unwanted chafing.  It worked well enough on old Audie; he
was so busy staring at my love hump I don't think he cared that I was busy carving
him a few new bodily openings!  Anyway, I'm sending a challenge out to Suave's latest
and greatest like I promised, since I avoided him last turn.  Best of luck to all
unless you see me across from you!

Mata Hari of Fist of Five
Tower Guardian of Talahya

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

     We have a new Tower Guardian.  MATA HARI (41-3812) (61-45-1,271) of FIST OF
FIVE, actually wearing a chainmail bikini, TV challenged THE HAPPY HOOKER (18-2042)
(78-66-0,243) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  Oops.  That bikini isn't going to have its
distraction value against a female opponent, is it?  MATA HARI was devastated by THE
HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.  Mata, thank you for a good column,
and Happy, I look forward to reading yours.  With great power comes great
responsibility.
     Shrew Can It Be Now were avoided by Small Soldiers.  Mark was our most
challenged warrior.  Let's see what his fight looked like...  ODDJOB (82-18436) (16-
10-1,174) of VILLAINS challenged MARK (5-4088) (49-103-3,125) of JOHNS.  ODDJOB
bested MARK in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.  Ouch.  Mark was most challenged
last cycle, too.  I have a suggestion, big guy.  You'll find that you get more
respect in Home Guard.  Here, you're a target.  There, you're an educator.
     Novgorodny Vir was kind enough to make some notes on this cycle's fights.  He
suggested that I say:  In TALAHYA, nothing is permanent (except Death).  Some of
these old-time spyreporters have never really "gotten" how things work on the Isle.
In fact we had one death this cycle.  CIARAN (1-7176) (31-27-1,185) of MANNEQUIN'S
BEST fought ROGUE 7 (4-5813) (26-24-0,172) of HITMEN FOR HIRE.  CIARAN slaughtered
ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  It was, I think, a lucky hit (unlucky for
Rogue 7).  I've sent R7 two pounds of strawberries and a ticket to the new romantic
comedy "The Sorceror's Socks," at the Theater of Mist.  Take a lady friend and feed
her strawberries afterward, eh?  I recommend dipping them in chocolate.
     Speaking of things that are permanent, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall
popularity leader.  HARMONY (82-26932) (23-13-2,202) of PERFECTION QUEST 2 challenged
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (132-171-2,207) of SAND DANCERS.  HARMONY viciously subdued
HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.  Four minutes, you see?  It
doesn't matter if he loses, so long as the spectators have a decent amount of time to
feast their eyes on those moves and that style.  Ho-Chan wore a brown kichai a
pattern of forsythia stalks in spring green and yellow on it.  And black pants
bearing a complicated border of forsythia blossoms, too.
     Now I really don't think this was a "scum sympathy" vote.  Violence Fetish was
this week's favorite warrior.  SQUEEZE CHEESE (33-1302) (55-48-0,93) of FOOD FIGHT
fought VIOLENCE FETISH (18-8713) (18-10-2,98) of OF WOLF AND MAN II.  SQUEEZE CHEESE
bested VIOLENCE FETISH in an action packed 5 minute gruesome duel.  You see?  It was
five minutes.  It was action packed.  If VF plays his cards right, he could give Ho-
Chan a run for the Overall Pop spot.  But he's got to dress better.
     On the other hand, this week's least favorite was Kangaroo Lifeboat.  KANGAROO
LIFEBOAT (42-4186) (25-17-1,92) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought WOLVERINE (82-6651) (5-11-
0,85) of HOLLYWOOD.  KANGAROO LIFEBOAT was overpowered by WOLVERINE in a 3 minute
bloody one-sided bout.  One-sided, you see?  KL didn't do any spectacular sweeps of
his weapon, no flashy leaps or spins.  Of course he's kinda new here.  Hang in there
KL, it'll get better.  And work on those leaps.
     I do believe that's it for today.  My advice:  It's spring.  Go outside and
play!  If you have to work, be sure to play outside when you get home.

                                   Cheerio!
                                       Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    79  66  0  262  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       34  11  0  334  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             38  26  1  304  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           60  22  1  292  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         78  59  1  257  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          46  17  3  252  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      69  83 17  246  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         46  25  3  243  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         65  49  3  242  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 SMUNCH 18-8337              32   7  2  239  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        28   5  0  238  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SULACCO 4-5128              43  43  2  236  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     89  43  2  235  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 KING BEAR 35-3629           49  23  3  233  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           37  15  4  230  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            54  62  0  229  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   50  51  0  229  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   64  47  0  228  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       52  37  1  227  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ACK VERT 18-7429            62  43  1  224  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            71  73  2  222  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MARCINKO 97-961             61  32  5  222  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 NORAF 82-3856               45  25  0  222  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 CIARAN 1-7176               32  27  2  221  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       28   6  0  221  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 JESUS 82-5459               68  42  3  220  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          69  63  1  219  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
-PERSEUS 72-1612             48  28  1  219  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      78  72  2  218  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          40  10  1  215  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         65  40  1  213  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 VIGO 18-6086                57  18  0  213  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         59  77  3  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARMONY 82-26932            24  13  2  210  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 BRUNO 51-4332               45  21  2  209  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           40  15  2  209  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    37  30  1  209  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 RYRELEE 59-478              40  25  1  208  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    46  49  0  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NEPHRON 30-4147             52  54  1  205  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PATRIOT 82-11164            46  30  1  205  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          55  94  4  204  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           38  19  2  204  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 UNOC 82-12676               33  24  0  204  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       38  33  3  203  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  15  1  203  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        60  73  3  202  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DOAMER 18-2265              47  52  2  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TITANIA 65-5835             33  22  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     132 172  2  201  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 LETHE 9-4782                53  56  3  201  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  28  3  201  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  77  3  199  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    77  82  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           30  21  1  199  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   73  63  3  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               55  51  3  198  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471            31  18  3  198  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        17   8  0  198  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SCRAG 82-1704               15   5  0  198  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          60  60  0  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      37  23  2  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  21  12  0  197  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            54  46  2  196  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         41  35  1  196  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       30  26  1  196  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 DONNA 36-5966               28  15  0  196  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 VALERIAN 82-17255           23   6  0  196  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     19   9  0  196  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        59  50  1  195  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             46  39  0  195  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     31  39  2  194  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     29   2  0  194  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     21  10  1  194  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      62  55  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MATA HARI 41-3812           61  46  1  193  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-AKLAR 62-3700               26  24  1  193  MITHRAL HALO (4873)        VALAMANTIS
 KHIRZA 7-1862              142 155  3  192  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
-MR BLACK 82-5468            19  10  1  192  FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419)  DWES EG
 DALLAS 18-6860              41  41  0  191  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  85  1  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        42  55  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         18  17  0  190  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 122  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  46  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        102  61  1  188  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   74  75  0  188  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  42  2  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MARY KAY 74-2779            28  19  0  188  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       43  54  0  187  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    39  32  2  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            24  13  2  187  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          39  37  0  186  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 BRUCE 51-3906               36  44  2  185  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    59  58  5  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           54  50  0  184  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       50  54  1  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CLAW 21-5337                30  10  2  184  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 TWIG 82-25226               28  16  0  183  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    24  14  5  183  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 ORAL B 82-10020             24   7  0  183  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        19  29  0  182  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         43  14  0  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            39  28  1  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         45  54  1  180  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  14  0  180  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 QUASAR 18-5925              40  53  0  179  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       39  41  0  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          36  29  1  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        18  20  0  178  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            75  81  4  177  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         38  12  0  176  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        26  17  1  176  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 ODDJOB 82-18436             17  10  1  176  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-STRONGEST #3 40-173         58 122  2  175  SOLARAN BERSERK (698)      ZENSU
 VERRA 1-5306                55  60  1  174  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      33  22  0  173  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   24  10  0  172  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         54  73  0  169  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARNAL 21-5388              47  48  0  168  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           43  42  3  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 F. TIM 78-2315              54  60  1  167  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 WEYLUND 82-3660             31  22  1  166  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        30  45  0  166  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              26  25  0  166  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 FALCON 82-11173             24  14  1  166  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 JOHN 29-4177                61  93  1  165  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           36  31  2  165  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        48  58  0  163  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           30  15  1  162  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 AURORA 1-5864               36  39  1  161  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      27  24  0  158  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GOOBATRON 7-5026            40  50  1  157  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            34  36  2  157  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 ING 41-3532                 30  25  1  157  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  24  0  156  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        22   8  0  155  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       40  45  0  150  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 QUINTAL 18-8341             30  14  2  150  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PAHPAEL 37-4112             19  10  0  150  ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   34  54  0  149  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-BLUE 19-4647                21  17  0  149  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     43  61  3  148  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ADAM 7-4830                 37  82  2  148  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 YOBER 2-4537                20  10  1  148  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       60  63  1  147  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     42  38  2  146  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 SUPERIOR II 75-760          34  19  3  145  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 ELLYN 82-8983               14  14  0  145  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             24  15  0  143  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         38  41  2  142  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     26  16  0  142  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      46  61  0  140  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      70  78  3  139  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 SKYWISE 11-5687             38  45  1  137  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 VANGUARD 4-5966             37  20  0  137  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         32  42  1  135  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARK 5-4088                 49 104  3  134  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647         33  19  0  133  THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990)    DULLENS
-RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26  12  3  131  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           20   7  0  130  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 HOFFA 5-4348                12  96  0  129  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BUBBA 7-4833                37  82  0  126  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 JONES 14-1283               32 152  6  126  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      31  22  3  126  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 T. ZER 9-5011               22  12  2  126  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    25  22  0  125  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ED 209 5-3955               44  61  4  123  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  40  0  116  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       38  39  2  113  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ASSUR 18-7821               23  67  2  113  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 TELA 30-2973                28  34  1  112  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 RUG BURN 18-3702            36  70  4  110  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BOOKIE 18-8458              25  30  0  110  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            28  34  0  109  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      56  48  0  108  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
-ADOBE 17-6033               34  13  0  108  DELTA DOOM (4745)          ALJAFIR
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          25  26  1  108  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  15  1  108  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 DUFF 59-2180                 8  96  0  103  ISLANDERS (5230)           ILLIS
-FELINE GRIN 12-5956         30  12  0  102  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WETBOX 60-5229              23  15  2  100  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        20  14  0  100  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 MABON 82-10314               9  18  0  100  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            6  11  0  100  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                54 102  1   97  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       24   8  1   97  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
 SCRAG 96-1173               16   5  4   97  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             20   9  0   96  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     18  11  2   95  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         10   3  0   92  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAGMAN 4-5890               25  25  1   90  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 HOFFA 5-4622                23  31  0   90  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-NORLE PARTH 5-4658          21  24  2   89  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            17   5  1   89  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 VENUS 50-328                30  20  0   88  SCARLETT PRIDE (5215)      SNOWBOUND
-HARANDUR 38-4484            19  30  0   87  JINDA-BAN (4177)           CLIFFHOME
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     41 110  1   85  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 EXODUS 17-6327              16   2  0   84  THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228)   ALJAFIR
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            15   5  0   84  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             11   2  0   83  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 JERICO 7-4862               32  80  0   82  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-XANTHIPPE MANWAR 78-1873    25   5  0   80  THE LUNATIC FRINGE (4644)  LIN TIRIAN
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     24   4  0   79  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-BUBBA JONES 24-4621         22  13  0   79  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
 MARCIANO 96-1446            14  11  5   79  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        31  21  2   78  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           29  97  0   77  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   25  18  1   77  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HALO 11-6189                19   6  2   77  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  13   4  0   77  SUPERIOR FATHER (5165)     DWES EG
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      14   3  0   76  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           26  54  0   75  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           25  11  0   75  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        23  21  0   74  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 MAGENTA 3-5711              58  97  0   73  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        50  68  1   72  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-8-BALL 46-996               18  18  0   72  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
 MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013     10   8  0   72  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168)  DWES EG
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           16   0  1   71  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     15  11  3   71  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 ARCHER 82-1198              11   7  0   71  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   24  25  0   70  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       23  19  1   68  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  15  1   66  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-ALL LICKERED UP 4-5770      17  14  1   66  ARENA FELINES (5162)       JHELUM
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019       8  13  0   66  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  41  0   65  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-PUSS 9-5184                 20   1  3   64  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
 HONEY 11-6368               20  24  1   63  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-CHESSARA 74-3983            17  12  0   63  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
 HORNS 21-5770               17  11  0   62  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
-NYARLATHOTEP 15-4683        18   7  0   61  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
-M. A. FISTAFOLES 32-4191    18   7  0   61  DEVIL ADVOCATES (713)      ARVAT
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         3   6  0   59  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         17  25  1   58  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  67  0   57  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        18  15  1   57  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    19  12  1   55  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
-BANSHEE 12-5395             16   6  0   54  MARVEL HEROES (4269)       RIZTAB
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      12  13  3   53  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         19  10  1   51  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-CRIMSON WONDER 22-6373      14   8  1   51  MEDIEVAL CHAOS (5085)      SOLVEN
 DIO 62-3336                 15   9  0   50  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS
-VECORDIUS 46-3870           14   7  1   50  CYNICAL DELUSIONS (2205)   ARDIVENT
 ICE FOX 5-3877              16   8  0   48  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         22  17  1   47  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    34  22  0   44  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BERTHA 30-4469              24  19  1   42  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039            18  11  0   42  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916          7   5  4   42  LXG III (4937)             SYVYN'S HILL
-LUIGI 12-6056               16  11  1   41  TEAM MARIO (5216)          RIZTAB
 DARK STAR 30-4468           27  16  1   40  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 LA TOUR 18-8525             21  26  0   38  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         17  16  1   37  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 WASP 96-1335                 9  16  3   37  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      8   7  4   37  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   1   3  0   36  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  89  0   27  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  34  1   14  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
ROGUE 7 4-5813             26  25  0 HITMEN FOR HIRE 5126   CIARAN 1-7176          513

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Patriot -- How do you do that?  You seemed unprepared for my furious whirlwind of
blades and yet you twist impossibly away.  I guess that was a sort of defensive
feint?  Nice move. -- Khirza

Choking Chicken -- Damn.  I have to learn to restrain my reflex attempts to give you
the Helmrick Maneuver.  You really creamed me when I dropped my sword and set out to
do the deed. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  A dwarf?  Somehow I never expected a dwarf in a chicken suit making choking
sounds.

     Anyone who would expect something like that should have their head examined! --
     Ed.

Ing -- Not your usual venue.  That is enough to throw anyone off. -- Lethe

Weylund -- Very businesslike.  I hate that in a man.  We should converse, maybe share
a cup of hot chocolate (or TWO cups, if possible, I really don't share chocolate
well), get to know each other.  But no, not for you:  "Slice, dice, and that was
nice"!  Not for ME, it wasn't. -- Delice the Red

Venus -- (recoiling)  You're a GUY.  That is totally, as Debby would say, gazebo! --
Tatharli

Galen -- It was a forsythia pattern.  Yellow flowers of spring on the blue of winter,
signifying the changing season. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  Brown and black?  They're okay for BACKGROUND, but you have to accent them with
bold colors to lift them out of the shadows.  Scarlet, white, gold, even some
electric blue might do it.  I will wear such an ensemble today in order to
demonstrate my point.

     I look forward to it.

24 March 2006
A few notes about e-mailed personals:

You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e-
mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on
the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads.  When you submit
something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI.  If you do NOT get a
receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination
any more than all snail mail does).  If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in.  Check your receipt to
make sure your submission made it to the intended destination.  Also check to see
that everything you sent made it to the same place.  Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line.  So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads.  As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn.  Happy
writing! -- Ed.

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MATA HARI was devastated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
DALLAS was demolished by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VALERIAN was viciously subdued by SULACCO in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
EVIL ELMO overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SMUNCH savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
BIG STRONG MAN overcame PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
KING BEAR won victory over MASKED SHREW in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
HARMONY viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
BLOODY MOUTH was vanquished by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CLAW was handily defeated by EBONSKAITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PATRIOT was subdued by JESUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody Challenge match.
KIP KILLIGAN was devastated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
ELKIN HEMROCK overpowered DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NEVERMORE was vanquished by SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TITANIA bested KHIRZA in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered DARK TYPHLOSION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ODDJOB bested MARK in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
GYRADOS was defeated by JOE BLACK in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
TWIG handily defeated VANGUARD in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GRAY WIND overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUPERIOR II was defeated by AURORA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
SUCCOTASH overpowered ASSUR in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARCIANO was handily defeated by RAINSONG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HORNED ONE overpowered ICE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE vanquished GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
HALO overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEATH FOG was overpowered by RUG BURN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS subdued STRONGBOW in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge contest.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was defeated by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
ACK VERT narrowly defeated SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
PIPE BOMB overpowered DR BOERNER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
UNOC was narrowly defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 7 minute gory duel.
STANLEY'S CUP vanquished STRAWBERRY BUSH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SECOND OMEN handily defeated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUENT KILLED MY DAD was demolished by VIGO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BELIAL was viciously subdued by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
IRON HEAD LEE handily defeated MANTISSA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PEACE was overcome by RYRELEE in a 2 minute melee.
DARQ SPIRIT handily defeated BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
COUCH POTATO was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DOAMER was demolished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EVERSTORM subdued GORDIAN in a popular 3 minute fight.
CORKSCREW handily defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched contest.
BRUNO bested COOKIE SNORT in a exciting 1 minute battle.
BLACK ARCHER devastated MIYAGI'S MIATA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BRUCE was subdued by CARPET BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
COL SALOMON was beaten by CHIMPANZEE in a 2 minute bout.
PERSIANA JONES was vanquished by LETHE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MAX FACTOR overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DALI PARTON devastated CARNAL in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
CRIMSON BLUSH was vanquished by SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GLITTER MARKS was subdued by SALENA WARSMITH in a 2 minute gory conflict.
QUASAR was devastated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NORAF demolished ORAL B in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK MESSIAH won victory over ING in a exciting 2 minute duel.
MARCINKO demolished ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute uneven battle.
POOPIEHEAD was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
RIFF-RAFF was vanquished by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LOCKED IN overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
NEPHRON overpowered ZAKAU in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CIARAN slaughtered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IN-BRED BEAR handily defeated SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JOHN was devastated by THE NOTHING in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEYLUND defeated LIL NOIR in a 3 minute duel.
VIOLENT VOLE handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLAK MASK viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
VERRA was beaten by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
ADAM was handily defeated by FALCON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOOBATRON beat THIRD BASE SPOCK in a 2 minute contest.
F. TIM was beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CUP O'PIZZA overpowered YOBER in a 1 minute uneven match.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by SWINGDADDY-O in a popular 3 minute contest.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! beat QUINTAL in a 2 minute duel.
DUCK RUBBER vanquished T. ZER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUBBA was handily defeated by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEATHBRINGER was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GOUT GOUT was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
DONAHAR handily defeated TELA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PAHPAEL overpowered MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JONES vanquished DUFF in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
DELICE THE RED devastated BOOKIE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
ED 209 was devastated by ELLYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORMBLADE slimly won victory over FRANK in a action packed 6 minute gory battle.
SQUEEZE CHEESE bested VIOLENCE FETISH in a action packed 5 minute gruesome duel.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was overcome by JERICO in a 2 minute match.
HOFFA was demolished by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
MAGENTA was handily defeated by NECROMANCER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
WETBOX handily defeated TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BAGMAN was viciously subdued by MABON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
VENUS was viciously subdued by BART WELLENS in a 2 minute gory fight.
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT was overpowered by WOLVERINE in a 3 minute bloody one-sided bout.
NEOPHYTE demolished HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SHOTGUN vanquished DIO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROCKWELL overpowered MAXIMUM EFFORT in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
ARCHER vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
S. MARY ROSE overcame CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
COCAINE was outwaited by BERTHA in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory duel.
DAIRY COW FOREPLAY demolished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ON THE WASHER overpowered DARK STAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SVAD BONEGRIN devastated JOLEE BINDO in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
PIT FIGHTER was demolished by NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MICHAEL COOPER demolished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
BLOODCRUNCHER devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
MAGIC JOHNSON was demolished by HOLY SCHLITZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
EXODUS handily defeated HORNS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SCRAG demolished LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WASP was overcome by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 2 minute battle.
HOT SAUCE JONES vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
LA TOUR was overpowered by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
BEFORE THE DAWN defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 3 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  61         AIMED BLOW       161 - 118 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      32         LUNGING ATTACK   326 - 295 -  3      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 30         WALL OF STEEL    158 - 145 -  2      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   27         SLASHING ATTACK  163 - 154 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     24         STRIKING ATTACK   67 -  67 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-LUNGE      103 - 113 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         BASHING ATTACK    54 -  64 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  42 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         TOTAL PARRY       73 - 110 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  32 -  0      30  |

Turn 513 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  8     LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 31         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     17 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW        19 - 13     PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  5         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 18         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3     
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 - 13     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   79  66  0  262 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563      34  11  0  334 THE GUARDIANS II (4628)
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        78  59  1  257 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
AIMED BLOW       SECOND OMEN 6-5642         46  17  3  252 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           62  43  1  224 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     78  72  2  218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   46  49  0  206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575   90  85  1  190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  58  42  2  188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823       19  29  0  182 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713.  The ten other most popular fighters were UNOC 
82-12676, SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921, BERTHA 30-4469, SULACCO 4-5128, PATRIOT 82-11164, 
JESUS 82-5459, SUPERIOR II 75-760, AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160, F. TIM 78-2315, and MABON 
82-10314.

The least popular fighter this week was KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were LE NETTOYE 28-4069, HORNS 21-5770, CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982, 
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297, DARK STAR 30-4468, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, DIO 62-3336, HONEY 
11-6368, TATHARLI 33-4505, and ED 209 5-3955.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           7  2 1  LYRATILAN(25)        0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  5 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  ILLIS(59)            2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  7 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           5  0 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  5 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  3 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  5 0  SIBIKHAS(37)         1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  2 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           4 11 0  DWES EG(82)         23  9 0  
TALCAMA(18)         17 20 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            54  62  0  229  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20  10  1  148  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         65  40  1  213  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         78  59  1  257  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       30  26  1  196  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          46  17  3  252  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  77  3  199  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                53  56  3  201  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         38  12  0  176  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     31  39  2  194  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    37  30  1  209  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 152  6  126  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 EBONSKAITH 15-3824          69  63  1  219  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  28  3  201  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    79  66  0  262  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               55  51  3  198  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CLAW 21-5337                30  10  2  184  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  14  0  180  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  15  1  108  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      62  55  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         46  25  3  243  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             52  54  1  205  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        22   8  0  155  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           38  19  2  204  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           20   7  0  130  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           49  23  3  233  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             38  26  1  304  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PAHPAEL 37-4112             19  10  0  150  ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     29   2  0  194  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  21  12  0  197  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           61  46  1  193  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        42  55  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           25  11  0   75  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  34  1   14  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           30  21  1  199  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 122  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 VENUS 50-328                30  20  0   88  SCARLETT PRIDE (5215)      SNOWBOUND
 BRUNO 51-4332               45  21  2  209  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      70  78  3  139  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              40  25  1  208  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   50  51  0  229  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       28   6  0  221  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        59  50  1  195  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             46  39  0  195  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 TITANIA 65-5835             33  22  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     89  43  2  235  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          40  10  1  215  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     132 172  2  201  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 F. TIM 78-2315              54  60  1  167  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           60  22  1  292  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    24  14  5  183  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             61  32  5  222  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           37  15  4  230  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE