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Date : 04/11/2006 Duedate: 04/24/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-513
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CORPS 74/3405 2781 1756 54 61.3 12 BOXES 60/4147 1748 1461 22 54.5
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 NEVERWAKE 11/5220
THE BEARS 35/2674 VILLAINS 82/5171
BOY O'S 51/4027 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
BABES 36/3876 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
VEGGIES 33/4058 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
THE BEARS 48/677 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 POWER PLAY 82/5179
FUNKY FOLK 25/5226 13 BRING OUT TH 97/5144 28 24 0 53.8
2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 716 472 9 60.3 14 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 30 28 0 51.7
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 15 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165 772 742 10 51.0
3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 140 98 3 58.8 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
4 MEOW MIX 21/4519 193 136 4 58.7 SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152
BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033 SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195
SCARLETT PRIDE 50/5215 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168
5 SPORTZ! 4/4921 1659 1189 20 58.3 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
MY HEROES! 82/4199 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 16 WAY TO GO! I 73/5231 182 180 1 50.3
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 17 HANNAH'S PAL 82/5233 95 94 1 50.3
WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177 4-LETTER COMPUTERS 82/5234
6 MIDGETS 62/5221 232 168 3 58.0 18 PIMPS 9/4318 118 117 0 50.2
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120
BLOOD OATH 30/4879 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366
GORGONITES 82/4955 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
7 ENVENOMED 82/4693 561 410 9 57.8 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
INCANTATION 18/5178 SUNNYDALE 82/4324
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 LAS VEGAS II 82/4964
SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167 THE SABBATS 82/5006
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117
MATMATICA 82/4965 POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 MY TC'S 82/5235
ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
8 THE JERKS 10/5022 150 115 0 56.6 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
9 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813 5 4 0 55.6 19-DELTA DOOM 17/4745 57 57 1 50.0
10 FIRE DECK 38/5130 473 386 4 55.1 SACKETT'S & CO. 33/4601
NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 MITHRAL HALO 62/4873
WATER DECK 24/4935 THE SIERRAS 19/4891
CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 20 ENIGMA 62/4768 323 326 3 49.8
GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757
ARCANE BOWL 96/5051 OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
INTO THE SWIM 97/5145 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208 ALCHEMY 18/4818
11 EXOTIC TASTE 40/5229 998 820 12 54.9 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
21-LXG III 98/4937 158 162 0 49.4 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
THE WILLBURYS 13 13/3990 31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 709 858 8 45.2
22 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 59 61 0 49.2 32 SANDS OF TIM 38/4666 17 21 0 44.7
ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 82/5236
OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152 33 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 31 39 0 44.3
OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223 34 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 278 351 1 44.2
23 CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 257 267 2 49.0 35 WIND STORM 1/2757 71 99 0 41.8
CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062 36-OLD SCHOOL T 36/5222 17 25 0 40.5
24 FANTASIA 1/4914 1049 1131 10 48.1 37-GWAR 77/3147 47 71 0 39.8
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 FEAR FACTORY 61/2926
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 38 ELFQUEST 11/4928 126 208 1 37.7
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 39 RONIN 51/3400 22 39 1 36.1
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 40 MEN 29/4412 834 1592 16 34.4
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 JOHNS 5/3510
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 ARROGANCE 18/2741
25-WENSINWASIN 51/5224 8 9 0 47.1 WHY KNOT 63/2669
26 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 39 44 2 47.0 HABIT 78/4547
27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1093 1244 17 46.8 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 STORIES 49/2835
28 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 288 331 0 46.5 MIKES 14/3982
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
29 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 191 221 2 46.4 41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 110 216 0 33.7
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 42 MADTOWN 25/5125 2 4 0 33.3
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 43 BLUE MOON 9/3907 549 1126 5 32.8
30 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 831 990 6 45.6 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 BAD APPLES 56/3969
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 ISLANDERS 59/5230
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 44-SOLARAN BERSE 40/698 15 40 1 27.3
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 45-TEAM MARIO 12/5216 1 3 0 25.0
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
Well, the split papers came and it looks like I'm stickin' around, boys!! At least
for a while, anyway. The Old Man doesn't have me fighting in the tourney, as much as
I wanted to take a crack at Elgibles. Wait for summer he says, wait for summer, wait
for summer, yakkity yak! And Galen, honey, where ELSE would I wear a chainmail
bikini but in the arena?? As Tower Guardian, I feel the obligation to not only pen a
column but to put on a bit of a show for the teeming masses out there. Things get a
bit boring up here when nobody can even die anymore!! The trick is to line it with
some silk to prevent any unwanted chafing. It worked well enough on old Audie; he
was so busy staring at my love hump I don't think he cared that I was busy carving
him a few new bodily openings! Anyway, I'm sending a challenge out to Suave's latest
and greatest like I promised, since I avoided him last turn. Best of luck to all
unless you see me across from you!
Mata Hari of Fist of Five
Tower Guardian of Talahya
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings!
We have a new Tower Guardian. MATA HARI (41-3812) (61-45-1,271) of FIST OF
FIVE, actually wearing a chainmail bikini, TV challenged THE HAPPY HOOKER (18-2042)
(78-66-0,243) of CENTER FOR OLDS. Oops. That bikini isn't going to have its
distraction value against a female opponent, is it? MATA HARI was devastated by THE
HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. Mata, thank you for a good column,
and Happy, I look forward to reading yours. With great power comes great
responsibility.
Shrew Can It Be Now were avoided by Small Soldiers. Mark was our most
challenged warrior. Let's see what his fight looked like... ODDJOB (82-18436) (16-
10-1,174) of VILLAINS challenged MARK (5-4088) (49-103-3,125) of JOHNS. ODDJOB
bested MARK in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest. Ouch. Mark was most challenged
last cycle, too. I have a suggestion, big guy. You'll find that you get more
respect in Home Guard. Here, you're a target. There, you're an educator.
Novgorodny Vir was kind enough to make some notes on this cycle's fights. He
suggested that I say: In TALAHYA, nothing is permanent (except Death). Some of
these old-time spyreporters have never really "gotten" how things work on the Isle.
In fact we had one death this cycle. CIARAN (1-7176) (31-27-1,185) of MANNEQUIN'S
BEST fought ROGUE 7 (4-5813) (26-24-0,172) of HITMEN FOR HIRE. CIARAN slaughtered
ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. It was, I think, a lucky hit (unlucky for
Rogue 7). I've sent R7 two pounds of strawberries and a ticket to the new romantic
comedy "The Sorceror's Socks," at the Theater of Mist. Take a lady friend and feed
her strawberries afterward, eh? I recommend dipping them in chocolate.
Speaking of things that are permanent, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall
popularity leader. HARMONY (82-26932) (23-13-2,202) of PERFECTION QUEST 2 challenged
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (132-171-2,207) of SAND DANCERS. HARMONY viciously subdued
HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel. Four minutes, you see? It
doesn't matter if he loses, so long as the spectators have a decent amount of time to
feast their eyes on those moves and that style. Ho-Chan wore a brown kichai a
pattern of forsythia stalks in spring green and yellow on it. And black pants
bearing a complicated border of forsythia blossoms, too.
Now I really don't think this was a "scum sympathy" vote. Violence Fetish was
this week's favorite warrior. SQUEEZE CHEESE (33-1302) (55-48-0,93) of FOOD FIGHT
fought VIOLENCE FETISH (18-8713) (18-10-2,98) of OF WOLF AND MAN II. SQUEEZE CHEESE
bested VIOLENCE FETISH in an action packed 5 minute gruesome duel. You see? It was
five minutes. It was action packed. If VF plays his cards right, he could give Ho-
Chan a run for the Overall Pop spot. But he's got to dress better.
On the other hand, this week's least favorite was Kangaroo Lifeboat. KANGAROO
LIFEBOAT (42-4186) (25-17-1,92) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought WOLVERINE (82-6651) (5-11-
0,85) of HOLLYWOOD. KANGAROO LIFEBOAT was overpowered by WOLVERINE in a 3 minute
bloody one-sided bout. One-sided, you see? KL didn't do any spectacular sweeps of
his weapon, no flashy leaps or spins. Of course he's kinda new here. Hang in there
KL, it'll get better. And work on those leaps.
I do believe that's it for today. My advice: It's spring. Go outside and
play! If you have to work, be sure to play outside when you get home.
Cheerio!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 79 66 0 262 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 34 11 0 334 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
BLONDIE 36-5723 38 26 1 304 BABES (3876) JHANS
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 60 22 1 292 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 78 59 1 257 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 46 17 3 252 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 69 83 17 246 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 46 25 3 243 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 65 49 3 242 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
SMUNCH 18-8337 32 7 2 239 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 28 5 0 238 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
SULACCO 4-5128 43 43 2 236 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 89 43 2 235 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
KING BEAR 35-3629 49 23 3 233 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 37 15 4 230 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
CORKSCREW 1-4743 54 62 0 229 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 50 51 0 229 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 64 47 0 228 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 52 37 1 227 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
ACK VERT 18-7429 62 43 1 224 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
EVERSTORM 69-641 71 73 2 222 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
MARCINKO 97-961 61 32 5 222 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
NORAF 82-3856 45 25 0 222 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
CIARAN 1-7176 32 27 2 221 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 28 6 0 221 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
JESUS 82-5459 68 42 3 220 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 69 63 1 219 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
-PERSEUS 72-1612 48 28 1 219 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 78 72 2 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 40 10 1 215 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 65 40 1 213 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
VIGO 18-6086 57 18 0 213 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
DALI PARTON 18-3274 59 77 3 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARMONY 82-26932 24 13 2 210 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
BRUNO 51-4332 45 21 2 209 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 40 15 2 209 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 37 30 1 209 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
RYRELEE 59-478 40 25 1 208 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 46 49 0 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
NEPHRON 30-4147 52 54 1 205 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
PATRIOT 82-11164 46 30 1 205 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 55 94 4 204 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
LOCKED IN 32-4049 38 19 2 204 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
UNOC 82-12676 33 24 0 204 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 38 33 3 203 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 24 15 1 203 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 60 73 3 202 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
DOAMER 18-2265 47 52 2 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
TITANIA 65-5835 33 22 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 132 172 2 201 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
LETHE 9-4782 53 56 3 201 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
DR BOERNER 17-5383 35 28 3 201 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
BELIAL 7-3838 148 77 3 199 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 77 82 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JOE BLACK 48-3639 30 21 1 199 THE BEARS (677) CAER
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 73 63 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 55 51 3 198 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
-KEOKOTAH 33-6471 31 18 3 198 SACKETT'S & CO. (4601) NIATOLI ISLAND
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 17 8 0 198 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
SCRAG 82-1704 15 5 0 198 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
CARPET BURN 3-5698 60 60 0 197 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 37 23 2 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948 21 12 0 197 DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120) ZENSU
NEVERMORE 1-5260 54 46 2 196 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 41 35 1 196 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 30 26 1 196 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
DONNA 36-5966 28 15 0 196 BABES (3876) JHANS
VALERIAN 82-17255 23 6 0 196 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460 19 9 0 196 POISONOUS PLANTS (4322) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 59 50 1 195 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 46 39 0 195 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 31 39 2 194 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 29 2 0 194 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 21 10 1 194 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 62 55 0 193 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MATA HARI 41-3812 61 46 1 193 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
-AKLAR 62-3700 26 24 1 193 MITHRAL HALO (4873) VALAMANTIS
KHIRZA 7-1862 142 155 3 192 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
-MR BLACK 82-5468 19 10 1 192 FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419) DWES EG
DALLAS 18-6860 41 41 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 85 1 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 42 55 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 18 17 0 190 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
HOFFA 49-3185 71 122 0 189 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 40 46 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 102 61 1 188 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 74 75 0 188 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 42 2 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MARY KAY 74-2779 28 19 0 188 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 43 54 0 187 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 39 32 2 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MANTISSA 82-9324 24 13 2 187 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
THE NOTHING 1-3297 39 37 0 186 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
BRUCE 51-3906 36 44 2 185 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 59 58 5 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 54 50 0 184 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 50 54 1 184 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CLAW 21-5337 30 10 2 184 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
TWIG 82-25226 28 16 0 183 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 24 14 5 183 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
ORAL B 82-10020 24 7 0 183 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 19 29 0 182 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 43 14 0 181 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GRAY WIND 6-5201 39 28 1 181 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COL SALOMON 17-5290 45 54 1 180 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
GYRADOS 24-4476 31 14 0 180 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
QUASAR 18-5925 40 53 0 179 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 39 41 0 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 36 29 1 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 18 20 0 178 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 75 81 4 177 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 38 12 0 176 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 26 17 1 176 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
ODDJOB 82-18436 17 10 1 176 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
-STRONGEST #3 40-173 58 122 2 175 SOLARAN BERSERK (698) ZENSU
VERRA 1-5306 55 60 1 174 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 33 22 0 173 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 24 10 0 172 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 54 73 0 169 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARNAL 21-5388 47 48 0 168 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
HO HUM HO 18-7884 43 42 3 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
F. TIM 78-2315 54 60 1 167 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
WEYLUND 82-3660 31 22 1 166 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 30 45 0 166 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
ROGUE 7 4-5813 26 25 0 166 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
FALCON 82-11173 24 14 1 166 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
JOHN 29-4177 61 93 1 165 MEN (4412) LAPUR
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 36 31 2 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 48 58 0 163 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLAK MASK 21-5935 30 15 1 162 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
AURORA 1-5864 36 39 1 161 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 27 24 0 158 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GOOBATRON 7-5026 40 50 1 157 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
LIL NOIR 62-3311 34 36 2 157 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
ING 41-3532 30 25 1 157 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
ZAKAU 5-4623 30 24 0 156 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 22 8 0 155 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 40 45 0 150 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
QUINTAL 18-8341 30 14 2 150 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PAHPAEL 37-4112 19 10 0 150 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 34 54 0 149 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-BLUE 19-4647 21 17 0 149 THE SIERRAS (4891) ZUWAYZA
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 43 61 3 148 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ADAM 7-4830 37 82 2 148 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
YOBER 2-4537 20 10 1 148 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 60 63 1 147 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
-FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 42 38 2 146 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
SUPERIOR II 75-760 34 19 3 145 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
ELLYN 82-8983 14 14 0 145 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG
DONAHAR 24-3006 24 15 0 143 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
-KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 38 41 2 142 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 26 16 0 142 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 46 61 0 140 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 70 78 3 139 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
SKYWISE 11-5687 38 45 1 137 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
VANGUARD 4-5966 37 20 0 137 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 32 42 1 135 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MARK 5-4088 49 104 3 134 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-(J)AY (C)EE 13-2647 33 19 0 133 THE WILLBURYS 13 (3990) DULLENS
-RAGING FIRE 29-4407 26 12 3 131 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 20 7 0 130 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
HOFFA 5-4348 12 96 0 129 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
BUBBA 7-4833 37 82 0 126 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
JONES 14-1283 32 152 6 126 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 31 22 3 126 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
T. ZER 9-5011 22 12 2 126 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 25 22 0 125 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ED 209 5-3955 44 61 4 123 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 39 40 0 116 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 38 39 2 113 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ASSUR 18-7821 23 67 2 113 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
TELA 30-2973 28 34 1 112 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
RUG BURN 18-3702 36 70 4 110 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BOOKIE 18-8458 25 30 0 110 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
RAINSONG 11-6128 28 34 0 109 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 56 48 0 108 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
-ADOBE 17-6033 34 13 0 108 DELTA DOOM (4745) ALJAFIR
STORMBLADE 10-2210 25 26 1 108 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 14 15 1 108 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
DUFF 59-2180 8 96 0 103 ISLANDERS (5230) ILLIS
-FELINE GRIN 12-5956 30 12 0 102 ARENA FELINES (1060) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WETBOX 60-5229 23 15 2 100 BOXES (4147) ARADI
BART WELLENS 11-4848 20 14 0 100 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
MABON 82-10314 9 18 0 100 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
WOLVERINE 82-6651 6 11 0 100 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
FRANK 3-5707 54 102 1 97 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 24 8 1 97 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
SCRAG 96-1173 16 5 4 97 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROCKWELL 7-5003 20 9 0 96 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 18 11 2 95 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
NECROMANCER 18-6386 10 3 0 92 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAGMAN 4-5890 25 25 1 90 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
HOFFA 5-4622 23 31 0 90 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-NORLE PARTH 5-4658 21 24 2 89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600) KALTOS
-FLAT TOP 35-3533 17 5 1 89 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
VENUS 50-328 30 20 0 88 SCARLETT PRIDE (5215) SNOWBOUND
-HARANDUR 38-4484 19 30 0 87 JINDA-BAN (4177) CLIFFHOME
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 41 110 1 85 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
EXODUS 17-6327 16 2 0 84 THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228) ALJAFIR
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 15 5 0 84 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
SHOTGUN 82-5401 11 2 0 83 SCATTERBRAIN (5167) DWES EG
JERICO 7-4862 32 80 0 82 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-XANTHIPPE MANWAR 78-1873 25 5 0 80 THE LUNATIC FRINGE (4644) LIN TIRIAN
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 24 4 0 79 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-BUBBA JONES 24-4621 22 13 0 79 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
MARCIANO 96-1446 14 11 5 79 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 31 21 2 78 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 29 97 0 77 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186 25 18 1 77 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HALO 11-6189 19 6 2 77 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 13 4 0 77 SUPERIOR FATHER (5165) DWES EG
BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643 14 3 0 76 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
STRONGBOW 11-5686 26 54 0 75 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
DEATH FOG 45-4017 25 11 0 75 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 23 21 0 74 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
MAGENTA 3-5711 58 97 0 73 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 50 68 1 72 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-8-BALL 46-996 18 18 0 72 INFERNAL LORDS (696) ARDIVENT
MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 10 8 0 72 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168) DWES EG
HORNED ONE 6-6098 16 0 1 71 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 15 11 3 71 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
ARCHER 82-1198 11 7 0 71 GORGONITES (4955) DWES EG
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531 24 25 0 70 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 23 19 1 68 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
LE NETTOYE 28-4069 19 15 1 66 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-ALL LICKERED UP 4-5770 17 14 1 66 ARENA FELINES (5162) JHELUM
ON THE WASHER 82-10019 8 13 0 66 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
TATHARLI 33-4505 23 41 0 65 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
-PUSS 9-5184 20 1 3 64 ARENA FELINES (4441) ZUKAL
HONEY 11-6368 20 24 1 63 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-CHESSARA 74-3983 17 12 0 63 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAYLA KIV
HORNS 21-5770 17 11 0 62 BLACKEST PRIDE (4033) SUNSET
-NYARLATHOTEP 15-4683 18 7 0 61 DARK CREATION (5227) MALCORN
-M. A. FISTAFOLES 32-4191 18 7 0 61 DEVIL ADVOCATES (713) ARVAT
NOSE KICKER 82-20640 3 6 0 59 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 17 25 1 58 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 43 67 0 57 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 18 15 1 57 PURPLE AND GOLD (5117) JHELUM
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 19 12 1 55 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
-BANSHEE 12-5395 16 6 0 54 MARVEL HEROES (4269) RIZTAB
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 12 13 3 53 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 19 10 1 51 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-CRIMSON WONDER 22-6373 14 8 1 51 MEDIEVAL CHAOS (5085) SOLVEN
DIO 62-3336 15 9 0 50 MIDGETS (5221) VALAMANTIS
-VECORDIUS 46-3870 14 7 1 50 CYNICAL DELUSIONS (2205) ARDIVENT
ICE FOX 5-3877 16 8 0 48 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 22 17 1 47 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 34 22 0 44 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
BERTHA 30-4469 24 19 1 42 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MUDVAYNE 61-3039 18 11 0 42 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
-DOARIAN GRAY 98-916 7 5 4 42 LXG III (4937) SYVYN'S HILL
-LUIGI 12-6056 16 11 1 41 TEAM MARIO (5216) RIZTAB
DARK STAR 30-4468 27 16 1 40 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
LA TOUR 18-8525 21 26 0 38 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 16 1 37 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
WASP 96-1335 9 16 3 37 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572 8 7 4 37 FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208) OLD VALAMANTIS
DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816 1 3 0 36 WEIRD STUFF II (5177) CIMMERIAC
COCAINE 78-2311 29 89 0 27 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 25 34 1 14 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
ROGUE 7 4-5813 26 25 0 HITMEN FOR HIRE 5126 CIARAN 1-7176 513
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Patriot -- How do you do that? You seemed unprepared for my furious whirlwind of
blades and yet you twist impossibly away. I guess that was a sort of defensive
feint? Nice move. -- Khirza
Choking Chicken -- Damn. I have to learn to restrain my reflex attempts to give you
the Helmrick Maneuver. You really creamed me when I dropped my sword and set out to
do the deed. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. A dwarf? Somehow I never expected a dwarf in a chicken suit making choking
sounds.
Anyone who would expect something like that should have their head examined! --
Ed.
Ing -- Not your usual venue. That is enough to throw anyone off. -- Lethe
Weylund -- Very businesslike. I hate that in a man. We should converse, maybe share
a cup of hot chocolate (or TWO cups, if possible, I really don't share chocolate
well), get to know each other. But no, not for you: "Slice, dice, and that was
nice"! Not for ME, it wasn't. -- Delice the Red
Venus -- (recoiling) You're a GUY. That is totally, as Debby would say, gazebo! --
Tatharli
Galen -- It was a forsythia pattern. Yellow flowers of spring on the blue of winter,
signifying the changing season. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. Brown and black? They're okay for BACKGROUND, but you have to accent them with
bold colors to lift them out of the shadows. Scarlet, white, gold, even some
electric blue might do it. I will wear such an ensemble today in order to
demonstrate my point.
I look forward to it.
24 March 2006
A few notes about e-mailed personals:
You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e-
mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on
the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads. When you submit
something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI. If you do NOT get a
receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination
any more than all snail mail does). If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in. Check your receipt to
make sure your submission made it to the intended destination. Also check to see
that everything you sent made it to the same place. Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line. So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads. As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn. Happy
writing! -- Ed.
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MATA HARI was devastated by THE HAPPY HOOKER in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
DALLAS was demolished by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VALERIAN was viciously subdued by SULACCO in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
EVIL ELMO overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SMUNCH savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
BIG STRONG MAN overcame PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
KING BEAR won victory over MASKED SHREW in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
HARMONY viciously subdued HO-CHAN THE AXE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
BLOODY MOUTH was vanquished by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CLAW was handily defeated by EBONSKAITH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PATRIOT was subdued by JESUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody Challenge match.
KIP KILLIGAN was devastated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
ELKIN HEMROCK overpowered DONNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NEVERMORE was vanquished by SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
TITANIA bested KHIRZA in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
KOGITSUNE MARU overpowered DARK TYPHLOSION in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ODDJOB bested MARK in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
GYRADOS was defeated by JOE BLACK in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
TWIG handily defeated VANGUARD in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GRAY WIND overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SUPERIOR II was defeated by AURORA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
SUCCOTASH overpowered ASSUR in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MARCIANO was handily defeated by RAINSONG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HORNED ONE overpowered ICE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE vanquished GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
HALO overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEATH FOG was overpowered by RUG BURN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS subdued STRONGBOW in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge contest.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was defeated by FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
ACK VERT narrowly defeated SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 2 minute gruesome struggle.
PIPE BOMB overpowered DR BOERNER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
UNOC was narrowly defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 7 minute gory duel.
STANLEY'S CUP vanquished STRAWBERRY BUSH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SECOND OMEN handily defeated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUENT KILLED MY DAD was demolished by VIGO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BELIAL was viciously subdued by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome match.
IRON HEAD LEE handily defeated MANTISSA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PEACE was overcome by RYRELEE in a 2 minute melee.
DARQ SPIRIT handily defeated BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
COUCH POTATO was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
DOAMER was demolished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EVERSTORM subdued GORDIAN in a popular 3 minute fight.
CORKSCREW handily defeated MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 2 minute mismatched contest.
BRUNO bested COOKIE SNORT in a exciting 1 minute battle.
BLACK ARCHER devastated MIYAGI'S MIATA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BRUCE was subdued by CARPET BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
COL SALOMON was beaten by CHIMPANZEE in a 2 minute bout.
PERSIANA JONES was vanquished by LETHE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MAX FACTOR overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DALI PARTON devastated CARNAL in a 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
CRIMSON BLUSH was vanquished by SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GLITTER MARKS was subdued by SALENA WARSMITH in a 2 minute gory conflict.
QUASAR was devastated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NORAF demolished ORAL B in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK MESSIAH won victory over ING in a exciting 2 minute duel.
MARCINKO demolished ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute uneven battle.
POOPIEHEAD was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
RIFF-RAFF was vanquished by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LOCKED IN overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
NEPHRON overpowered ZAKAU in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CIARAN slaughtered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IN-BRED BEAR handily defeated SWEATCAKE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
JOHN was devastated by THE NOTHING in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WEYLUND defeated LIL NOIR in a 3 minute duel.
VIOLENT VOLE handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLAK MASK viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
VERRA was beaten by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome conflict.
ADAM was handily defeated by FALCON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GOOBATRON beat THIRD BASE SPOCK in a 2 minute contest.
F. TIM was beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by HO HUM HO in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CUP O'PIZZA overpowered YOBER in a 1 minute uneven match.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by SWINGDADDY-O in a popular 3 minute contest.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! beat QUINTAL in a 2 minute duel.
DUCK RUBBER vanquished T. ZER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BUBBA was handily defeated by SUDSY DEODORANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
DEATHBRINGER was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
GOUT GOUT was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute gory bout.
DONAHAR handily defeated TELA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PAHPAEL overpowered MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JONES vanquished DUFF in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched fight.
DELICE THE RED devastated BOOKIE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
ED 209 was devastated by ELLYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORMBLADE slimly won victory over FRANK in a action packed 6 minute gory battle.
SQUEEZE CHEESE bested VIOLENCE FETISH in a action packed 5 minute gruesome duel.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was overcome by JERICO in a 2 minute match.
HOFFA was demolished by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a action packed 2 minute one-sided duel.
MAGENTA was handily defeated by NECROMANCER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
WETBOX handily defeated TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BAGMAN was viciously subdued by MABON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
VENUS was viciously subdued by BART WELLENS in a 2 minute gory fight.
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT was overpowered by WOLVERINE in a 3 minute bloody one-sided bout.
NEOPHYTE demolished HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SHOTGUN vanquished DIO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROCKWELL overpowered MAXIMUM EFFORT in a popular 3 minute one-sided duel.
ARCHER vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
S. MARY ROSE overcame CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
COCAINE was outwaited by BERTHA in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory duel.
DAIRY COW FOREPLAY demolished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
ON THE WASHER overpowered DARK STAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SVAD BONEGRIN devastated JOLEE BINDO in a popular 2 minute mismatched fray.
PIT FIGHTER was demolished by NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MICHAEL COOPER demolished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided contest.
BLOODCRUNCHER devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
MAGIC JOHNSON was demolished by HOLY SCHLITZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
EXODUS handily defeated HORNS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SCRAG demolished LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WASP was overcome by HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 2 minute battle.
HOT SAUCE JONES vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
LA TOUR was overpowered by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
BEFORE THE DAWN defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 3 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 61 AIMED BLOW 161 - 118 - 1 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 32 LUNGING ATTACK 326 - 295 - 3 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 30 WALL OF STEEL 158 - 145 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 27 SLASHING ATTACK 163 - 154 - 3 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 24 STRIKING ATTACK 67 - 67 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 15 PARRY-LUNGE 103 - 113 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 64 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-STRIKE 30 - 42 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 TOTAL PARRY 73 - 110 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 32 - 0 30 |
Turn 513 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 8 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 31 5 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 17 - 10 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 19 - 13 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 13
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 79 66 0 262 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 34 11 0 334 THE GUARDIANS II (4628)
WALL OF STEEL SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 78 59 1 257 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
AIMED BLOW SECOND OMEN 6-5642 46 17 3 252 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
SLASHING ATTACK ACK VERT 18-7429 62 43 1 224 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 78 72 2 218 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 46 49 0 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 85 1 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 42 2 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 19 29 0 182 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713. The ten other most popular fighters were UNOC
82-12676, SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921, BERTHA 30-4469, SULACCO 4-5128, PATRIOT 82-11164,
JESUS 82-5459, SUPERIOR II 75-760, AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160, F. TIM 78-2315, and MABON
82-10314.
The least popular fighter this week was KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186. The other ten
least popular fighters were LE NETTOYE 28-4069, HORNS 21-5770, CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982,
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297, DARK STAR 30-4468, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, DIO 62-3336, HONEY
11-6368, TATHARLI 33-4505, and ED 209 5-3955.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 7 2 1 LYRATILAN(25) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 3 4 0 LAPUR(29) 2 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 5 5 0 IAYE(30) 3 4 0 ILLIS(59) 2 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 7 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 2 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 0 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 3 5 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 3 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 5 0 SIBIKHAS(37) 1 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 3 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 2 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 11 0 DWES EG(82) 23 9 0
TALCAMA(18) 17 20 0 STORMCROWE(45) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 3 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 3 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CORKSCREW 1-4743 54 62 0 229 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 20 10 1 148 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 65 40 1 213 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 78 59 1 257 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 30 26 1 196 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 46 17 3 252 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 148 77 3 199 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
LETHE 9-4782 53 56 3 201 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 38 12 0 176 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 31 39 2 194 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 37 30 1 209 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 32 152 6 126 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
EBONSKAITH 15-3824 69 63 1 219 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
DR BOERNER 17-5383 35 28 3 201 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 79 66 0 262 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 55 51 3 198 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
CLAW 21-5337 30 10 2 184 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
GYRADOS 24-4476 31 14 0 180 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 14 15 1 108 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 62 55 0 193 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 46 25 3 243 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 52 54 1 205 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 22 8 0 155 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
LOCKED IN 32-4049 38 19 2 204 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 20 7 0 130 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING BEAR 35-3629 49 23 3 233 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
BLONDIE 36-5723 38 26 1 304 BABES (3876) JHANS
PAHPAEL 37-4112 19 10 0 150 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 29 2 0 194 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948 21 12 0 197 DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120) ZENSU
MATA HARI 41-3812 61 46 1 193 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 42 55 0 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 25 11 0 75 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 25 34 1 14 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
JOE BLACK 48-3639 30 21 1 199 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 71 122 0 189 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
VENUS 50-328 30 20 0 88 SCARLETT PRIDE (5215) SNOWBOUND
BRUNO 51-4332 45 21 2 209 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 70 78 3 139 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
RYRELEE 59-478 40 25 1 208 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 50 51 0 229 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 28 6 0 221 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 59 50 1 195 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 46 39 0 195 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
TITANIA 65-5835 33 22 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 89 43 2 235 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
MAX FACTOR 74-3690 40 10 1 215 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 132 172 2 201 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
F. TIM 78-2315 54 60 1 167 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 60 22 1 292 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 24 14 5 183 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 61 32 5 222 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 37 15 4 230 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE