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Date : 04/25/2006 Duedate: 05/08/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-514
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CORPS 74/3405 2787 1758 54 61.3 FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208
BOY O'S 51/4027 10-EXOTIC TASTE 40/5229 998 820 12 54.9
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 11 BOXES 60/4147 1753 1464 22 54.5
THE BEARS 35/2674 VILLAINS 82/5171
NASTY MOB 21/4730 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
BABES 36/3876 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
VEGGIES 33/4058 NEVERWAKE 11/5220
THE BEARS 48/677 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
FUNKY FOLK 25/5226 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 718 476 10 60.1 POWER PLAY 82/5179
THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237 12 BRING OUT TH 97/5144 28 25 0 52.8
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 13 PIMPS 9/4318 127 118 0 51.8
3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 143 100 3 58.8 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
4-MEOW MIX 21/4519 193 136 4 58.7 SUNNYDALE 82/4324
BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033 LAS VEGAS II 82/4964
SCARLETT PRIDE 50/5215 POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322
5 SPORTZ! 4/4921 1665 1189 20 58.3 THE SABBATS 82/5006
MY HEROES! 82/4199 PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 MY TC'S 82/5235
THE GUYS 68/4180 DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177 14-LUROCIANS X 82/5232 30 28 0 51.7
6-MIDGETS 62/5221 232 168 3 58.0 15 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165 773 742 10 51.0
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131
SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411
BLOOD OATH 30/4879 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183
GORGONITES 82/4955 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936
THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019
7 ENVENOMED 82/4693 567 412 9 57.9 SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195
SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167 SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
INCANTATION 18/5178 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139
MATMATICA 82/4965 SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 16-WAY TO GO! I 73/5231 182 180 1 50.3
ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 17-HANNAH'S PAL 82/5233 95 94 1 50.3
8-THE JERKS 10/5022 150 115 0 56.6 4-LETTER COMPUTERS 82/5234
FOOD FIGHT 33/3860 18 ENIGMA 62/4768 329 329 3 50.0
FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757
9 FIRE DECK 38/5130 477 390 4 55.0 OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
NUMBERS GAME 31/4642 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
WATER DECK 24/4935 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661 ALCHEMY 18/4818
ARCANE BOWL 96/5051 19 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813 5 5 0 50.0
ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181 20-CLAN BATTLE 15/2729 257 267 2 49.0
INTO THE SWIM 97/5145 CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
21 FANTASIA 1/4914 1057 1139 10 48.1 30-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666 17 21 0 44.7
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 MORE NEW TEAMS 6 82/5236
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 31 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 278 352 1 44.1
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 32 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 32 41 0 43.8
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 33 WIND STORM 1/2757 72 101 0 41.6
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 34 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043 2 3 0 40.0
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 35 ELFQUEST 11/4928 130 213 1 37.9
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 36 GWAR 77/3147 49 81 0 37.7
22 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 60 66 0 47.6 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152 FEAR FACTORY 61/2926
ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173 FEAR FACTORY 82/4425
OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223 FEAR FACTORY 78/3159
23-WENSINWASIN 51/5224 8 9 0 47.1 37 RONIN 51/3400 23 40 1 36.5
24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1109 1262 17 46.8 38 MEN 29/4412 837 1606 16 34.3
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 JOHNS 5/3510
25 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 293 333 0 46.8 ARROGANCE 18/2741
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 WHY KNOT 63/2669
26 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 194 221 2 46.7 HABIT 78/4547
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 STORIES 49/2835
27 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 39 45 2 46.4 MIKES 14/3982
28 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 836 994 6 45.7 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652 39 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 111 218 0 33.7
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 40-MADTOWN 25/5125 2 4 0 33.3
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 41 BLUE MOON 9/3907 551 1129 5 32.8
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 BAD APPLES 56/3969
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 ISLANDERS 59/5230
29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 709 859 8 45.2 42-TEAM MARIO 12/5216 1 3 0 25.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard
I'd trade you the throne for another semester here, Mata. I've even been trying to
pump my willpower beyond the normal means with hopes that my futility there would
leave me behind. Alas, no such luck; I'll be joining a group of quality fighters on
the next train to Primus. I was the best Suave had here--quite possibly the best of
all his Primus warriors too. Admittedly, that doesn't hold much weight. Regardless,
I'll try to stay up here for the next turn or two before going on my permanent
vacation. Enjoyed it. -- The Happy Hooker
Yuck. I'd hate to venture who's next best from the Stables d'Suave. Probably the
Hippo. Eventually, it'll be the Duck, but he should get promoted pretty soon too.
This has me thinking about my toppers. If I wasn't too lazy to have all my warriors
avoid Doc Steele every turn, I'd be a remotely successful manager. THH is style #4
of the Center on the throne here, #5 to get inducted. Once age trumps inability,
Debbie and Pippi should go too. Notice the latest Talcamans on the Isle have ID #s
in the 9000's. Yeah. Come to think of it, Pippi was my first graduate. Wow.
As more of my crew dips below .500, I'll take hope in the fact that I know they're
far better than their records. I'm just sandbagging. For tournaments I don't enter.
Yeah. Until I get someone else up here.... -- Suave
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Representatives of the Wild Places!
Well, we all are, aren't we? "Wild Places" being anyplace not on the Isle,
according to those born here. Yet it was we immigrants who made Talahya the great
city that it is. Yes, Lady Greywand raised the Isle out of the Lake. And brought
in teachers and students of magic from all over Ghea. But it was gladiators,
thousands upon thousands of you, who came with the different customs of your land
and the shared courage of your profession to forge the character of this metropolis.
Aren't most of the tradesmen, most of the people you see on the street, retired
gladiators? Some, I grant you, are not. Some have immigrated here just to do
business with gladiators. And that may be why the currency has inflated and your
pensions don't go as far as they used to....
Be that as it may, I've got a fight day to report, here. Center for Olds
avoided Thundr + Litening. As would I, as would I. Our most challenged warrior was
Lipps McFrenzy. What an interesting choice! NEVERMORE (1-5260) (54-46-2,196) of
LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged LIPPS MCFRENZY (18-8373) (37-23-2,197) of CENTER FOR
OLDS. NEVERMORE devastated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge
competition.
There was just one TV challenge, or at least, just one that went through.
SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (46-17-3,252) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged PERSEUS (72-1612)
(48-28-1,219) of DEADLY RAGE II. SECOND OMEN devastated PERSEUS in an action packed
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. It was a down-challenge, as you can see, but
not that bad of one. Perseus is a very competent warrior with more wins and more
fights than Omen. Well done then, Omen.
I'm sorry to say that we had a death this cycle. DARK STAR (30-4468) (27-16-
1,40) of THE WARLOCKS fought LE NETTOYE (28-4069) (19-15-1,66) of THE PENTARCHY.
DARK STAR slaughtered LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute uneven contest. Have you ever
noticed, the fights that end in death usually take less than a minute? I suppose
that's because in the slower-paced fights, the losing warrior has time to signal the
Arenamaster that he can't go on. This was a rough experience for Le Nettoye, who is
a newcomer to the Isle. But as the saying goes, "Live and learn. Die and learn
faster." Change your strategy, Le Nettoye. Challenge and avoid. And please accept
this chocolate Solstice Lion, which I guarantee will help with the resurrection
hangover.
Of course, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall popularity leader. EVIL ELMO
(99-1222) (37-15-4,230) of TWISTED SESAME fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (132-172-
2,201) of SAND DANCERS. EVIL ELMO was devastated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. He won! Did you see that fight? Well, granted, Elmo had a LITTLE
less experience. Still, Elmo was dressed in horizontal red and white stripes, for
pity's sake, and blue pants. Ho-Chan flashed decisively into the arena in a red
satin tunic with gold lightning bolts on it! And red pants! You can't top that.
This cycle's favorite is Mayla tyl Crena. Was it scum sympathy? WALL OF GLASS
(11-5534) (40-45-0,150) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (26-
16-0,142) of FEAR FACTORY III. WALL OF GLASS outwaited MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd
pleasing 9 minute bout. Yes, I think it WAS scum sympathy. The crowd was only
pleased because they had time to go to the snack bar.
Our least popular warrior this cycle is Hoffa. SMUNCH (18-8337) (32-7-2,239)
of THUNDR + LITENING challenged HOFFA (49-3185) (71-122-0,189) of STORIES. SMUNCH
devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. I'm surprised
that it's a veteran of the Isle getting voted least popular this time. Granted,
Hoffa didn't seem to be thinking clearly at all. Maybe someone had slipped him a
mickey before the fight? Because he stumbled into the arena, and then as the
Arenamaster gave the "start" signal, he bent down to pick up something in the sand.
Not himself at all. Hoffa, I hope you're feeling better.
I'd like to thank The Happy Hooker for her column. Well done! And I commend
you as well for challenging, and successfully defending your title for another
cycle. THE HAPPY HOOKER (18-2042) (79-66-0,262) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged
CORKSCREW (1-4743) (54-62-0,229) of WIND STORM. THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated
CORKSCREW in a 1 minute Challenge Title match. Happy, I've heard that your style is
a difficult one to master. I'm told Epitaph was the first to perfect it. Have you
studied her moves at all? Or have you worked it all out on your own? In either
case, very well done indeed!
Well...it's time for the unsolicited advice, or a cheery goodbye. I never give
advice when I feel like I've got a good handle on life, and that's how I feel today,
so...
Cheerio!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 80 66 0 273 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 35 11 0 343 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
-BLONDIE 36-5723 38 26 1 304 BABES (3876) JHANS
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 61 22 1 303 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 47 17 3 273 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 79 59 1 265 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 70 83 17 259 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443 29 5 0 251 SPORTZ! (4921) JHELUM
SMUNCH 18-8337 33 7 2 247 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
BRUNO 51-4332 46 21 2 245 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
-DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969 65 49 3 242 CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062) DWES EG
KING BEAR 35-3629 50 23 3 242 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
ACK VERT 18-7429 63 43 1 237 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 55 50 0 236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-SULACCO 4-5128 43 43 2 236 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 79 72 2 235 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
VIGO 18-6086 58 18 0 235 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
NORAF 82-3856 46 25 0 232 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
MARCINKO 97-961 62 32 5 231 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
CIARAN 1-7176 33 27 2 229 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
JESUS 82-5459 69 42 3 227 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 133 172 2 223 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 66 40 1 223 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 28 6 0 221 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
-EBONSKAITH 15-3824 69 63 1 219 CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729) MALCORN
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 47 49 0 217 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 41 15 2 217 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
PATRIOT 82-11164 47 30 1 216 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
RYRELEE 59-478 41 25 1 216 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 60 58 5 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690 40 10 1 215 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460 20 9 0 215 POISONOUS PLANTS (4322) DWES EG
NEVERMORE 1-5260 55 46 2 214 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 61 73 3 213 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 36 19 0 213 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
NEPHRON 30-4147 53 54 1 212 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
MANTISSA 82-9324 25 13 2 212 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 74 63 3 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JOE BLACK 48-3639 31 21 1 211 THE BEARS (677) CAER
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 37 30 1 209 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
MATA HARI 41-3812 62 46 1 208 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
BRUCE 51-3906 37 44 2 207 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 31 26 1 207 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 39 33 3 206 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 75 75 0 205 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
IN THE PIG! 96-864 36 26 6 205 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
-LOCKED IN 32-4049 38 19 2 204 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-UNOC 82-12676 33 24 0 204 SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936) DWES EG
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 37 29 1 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ORAL B 82-10020 25 7 0 203 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 24 15 1 203 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PEACE 19-4280 55 52 3 202 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
-TITANIA 65-5835 33 22 0 202 SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019) DAL SHANG
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 46 26 3 200 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
DR BOERNER 17-5383 35 29 3 200 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 77 83 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 64 48 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
QUASAR 18-5925 41 53 0 199 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 21 11 1 199 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
PERSEUS 72-1612 48 29 1 198 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
-SCRAG 82-1704 15 5 0 198 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 89 44 2 197 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 63 55 0 197 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
-QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948 21 12 0 197 DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120) ZENSU
DALI PARTON 18-3274 59 78 3 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GORDIAN 63-2104 46 40 0 196 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 30 2 0 196 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
-DONNA 36-5966 28 15 0 196 BABES (3876) JHANS
-VALERIAN 82-17255 23 6 0 196 SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131) DWES EG
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 55 95 4 195 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
THE NOTHING 1-3297 40 37 0 195 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
CORKSCREW 1-4743 54 63 0 194 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 39 33 2 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LETHE 9-4782 53 57 3 192 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 41 36 1 192 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 31 40 2 192 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
HARMONY 82-26932 24 14 2 192 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 19 17 0 192 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 86 1 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COL SALOMON 17-5290 46 54 1 191 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
-DALLAS 18-6860 41 41 0 191 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411) TALCAMA
BELIAL 7-3838 148 78 3 190 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
EVERSTORM 69-641 71 74 2 190 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 50 52 0 190 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 37 16 4 190 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
HOFFA 49-3185 71 123 0 189 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 43 2 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 40 47 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
KHIRZA 7-1862 142 156 3 188 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 37 24 2 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-MARY KAY 74-2779 28 19 0 188 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 43 55 0 187 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 42 56 0 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 52 38 1 186 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
DOAMER 18-2265 47 53 2 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 102 62 1 185 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
TWIG 82-25226 28 17 0 185 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 27 17 1 185 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 40 41 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-CLAW 21-5337 30 10 2 184 MEOW MIX (4519) SUNSET
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823 19 29 0 182 SMALL SOLDIERS (4543) DWES EG
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397 43 14 0 181 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-GRAY WIND 6-5201 39 28 1 181 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 17 9 0 181 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 59 51 1 179 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
CARNAL 21-5388 48 48 0 179 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
CARPET BURN 3-5698 60 61 0 178 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 50 55 1 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 18 20 0 178 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
-CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397 38 12 0 176 THE JERKS (5022) KOLACT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VANGUARD 4-5966 38 20 0 176 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
-ODDJOB 82-18436 17 10 1 176 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 24 15 5 174 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
ING 41-3532 31 25 1 171 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 24 11 0 171 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 75 82 4 170 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 33 23 0 170 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
LIL NOIR 62-3311 34 37 2 169 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 30 46 0 169 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
ROGUE 7 4-5813 26 26 0 169 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 44 61 3 168 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
WEYLUND 82-3660 32 22 1 168 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 37 31 2 167 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
F. TIM 78-2315 54 61 1 166 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-FALCON 82-11173 24 14 1 166 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 71 78 3 165 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
BLAK MASK 21-5935 31 15 1 164 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
HO HUM HO 18-7884 43 43 3 163 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
AURORA 1-5864 37 39 1 163 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
GYRADOS 24-4476 31 15 0 161 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
ED 209 5-3955 45 61 4 160 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 28 24 0 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 41 45 0 159 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
ZAKAU 5-4623 30 25 0 159 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-GOOBATRON 7-5026 40 50 1 157 FLOWER CHILDREN (314) BONSUR
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 48 59 0 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
QUINTAL 18-8341 31 14 2 152 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 22 9 0 151 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 61 63 1 150 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
-PAHPAEL 37-4112 19 10 0 150 ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
ELLYN 82-8983 15 14 0 150 LAS VEGAS II (4964) DWES EG
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 21 7 0 149 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 47 61 0 148 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SKYWISE 11-5687 39 45 1 147 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 34 55 0 147 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
JOHN 29-4177 61 94 1 146 MEN (4412) LAPUR
-SUPERIOR II 75-760 34 19 3 145 SUPERIOR FORCES (2152) JADE MOUNTAIN
DONAHAR 24-3006 25 15 0 145 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 54 74 0 144 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 39 41 2 144 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
YOBER 2-4537 20 11 1 143 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 26 17 0 142 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
ASSUR 18-7821 24 67 2 142 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
VERRA 1-5306 55 61 1 138 WIND STORM (2757) MORDANT
T. ZER 9-5011 23 12 2 137 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
ADAM 7-4830 37 83 2 133 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
BUBBA 7-4833 37 83 0 133 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 26 22 0 127 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
ROCKWELL 7-5003 21 9 0 127 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
MARK 5-4088 49 105 3 125 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 39 41 0 125 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BART WELLENS 11-4848 21 14 0 124 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
HOFFA 5-4348 12 97 0 122 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
STORMBLADE 10-2210 25 27 1 121 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125 42 39 2 119 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
JONES 14-1283 32 153 6 119 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
RUG BURN 18-3702 36 71 4 117 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
TELA 30-2973 28 35 1 116 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 32 43 1 114 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
BOOKIE 18-8458 25 31 0 113 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
RAINSONG 11-6128 28 35 0 112 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 38 40 2 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 19 11 2 110 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
SCRAG 96-1173 17 5 4 109 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
-SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302 56 48 0 108 FOOD FIGHT (3860) NIATOLI ISLAND
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 14 15 1 108 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
MABON 82-10314 10 18 0 107 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
DUFF 59-2180 8 97 0 105 ISLANDERS (5230) ILLIS
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 31 23 3 104 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
FRANK 3-5707 55 102 1 103 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
WOLVERINE 82-6651 7 11 0 102 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAGMAN 4-5890 26 25 1 100 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
-WETBOX 60-5229 23 15 2 100 BOXES (4147) ARADI
NECROMANCER 18-6386 10 4 0 100 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
AFFLICTED 61-2494 26 16 0 97 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
-MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943 24 8 1 97 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
-INGOLD KERR 5-4652 23 24 2 95 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600) KALTOS
TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 5 2 0 95 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
JERICO 7-4862 33 80 0 93 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
STEINBACH 30-4473 24 22 0 93 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 32 21 2 91 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186 26 18 1 89 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-NORLE PARTH 5-4658 21 24 2 89 THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600) KALTOS
-VENUS 50-328 30 20 0 88 SCARLETT PRIDE (5215) SNOWBOUND
DARK STAR 30-4468 28 16 2 88 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
SHOTGUN 82-5401 12 2 0 88 SCATTERBRAIN (5167) DWES EG
NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273 28 24 2 86 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
HOFFA 5-4622 23 32 0 86 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
-JO MOONCATCHER 11-6370 21 23 0 86 KRILL CAVALRY (4359) ARUAK CITY
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 41 110 1 85 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 25 4 0 85 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 23 17 1 84 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FLAT TOP 35-3533 17 6 1 84 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-EXODUS 17-6327 16 2 0 84 THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228) ALJAFIR
-NEOPHYTE 82-4574 15 5 0 84 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
DEATH FOG 45-4017 26 11 0 83 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
STRONGBOW 11-5686 27 54 0 81 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 51 68 1 80 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-XANTHIPPE MANWAR 78-1873 25 5 0 80 THE LUNATIC FRINGE (4644) LIN TIRIAN
-HEADROCK 60-3430 20 20 0 80 OGRES ARE US (2925) ARADI
-BUBBA JONES 24-4621 22 13 0 79 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
-WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317 13 4 0 77 SUPERIOR FATHER (5165) DWES EG
MAGENTA 3-5711 58 98 0 76 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
COERCE 78-1577 23 16 1 76 FEAR FACTORY (3159) LIN TIRIAN
BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643 14 4 0 76 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
ON THE WASHER 82-10019 9 13 0 76 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531 25 25 0 75 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373 24 21 4 75 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
HALO 11-6189 19 7 2 75 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
-8-BALL 46-996 18 18 0 72 INFERNAL LORDS (696) ARDIVENT
BLIZZARD 22-6504 16 11 3 72 JUST CHILLIN (5043) SOLVEN
-MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013 10 8 0 72 SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168) DWES EG
-HORNED ONE 6-6098 16 0 1 71 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-ARCHER 82-1198 11 7 0 71 GORGONITES (4955) DWES EG
MARCIANO 96-1446 14 12 5 70 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARILYN MANSON 61-1993 28 22 2 69 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
MUDVAYNE 61-3039 19 11 0 68 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 20 12 1 67 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 15 12 3 67 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 35 22 0 66 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 23 20 1 66 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-PUSS 9-5184 20 1 3 64 ARENA FELINES (4441) ZUKAL
-CHESSARA 74-3983 17 12 0 63 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAYLA KIV
-HORNS 21-5770 17 11 0 62 BLACKEST PRIDE (4033) SUNSET
TATHARLI 33-4505 23 42 0 61 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
-M. A. FISTAFOLES 32-4191 18 7 0 61 DEVIL ADVOCATES (713) ARVAT
-ZALGEI 51-5272 15 16 0 61 DARK HORSEMEN (4217) TRICORUS
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 18 25 1 60 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 23 22 0 58 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
NOSE KICKER 82-20640 3 7 0 58 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 43 68 0 57 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 29 98 0 56 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 20 10 1 56 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
HONEY 11-6368 20 25 1 54 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572 9 7 4 53 FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208) OLD VALAMANTIS
LA TOUR 18-8525 22 26 0 52 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 18 16 1 51 PURPLE AND GOLD (5117) JHELUM
BENEDICTION 61-2362 15 12 3 50 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
-DIO 62-3336 15 9 0 50 MIDGETS (5221) VALAMANTIS
LE NETTOYE 28-4069 19 16 1 46 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PIT FIGHTER 51-4297 17 17 1 42 RONIN (3400) TRICORUS
ICE FOX 5-3877 16 9 0 42 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
-LUIGI 12-6056 16 11 1 41 TEAM MARIO (5216) RIZTAB
POSTMORTEM 82-7091 13 20 0 40 FEAR FACTORY (4425) DWES EG
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 12 14 3 40 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
-WASP 96-1335 9 16 3 37 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816 1 3 0 36 WEIRD STUFF II (5177) CIMMERIAC
COCAINE 78-2311 29 90 0 35 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
BERTHA 30-4469 24 20 1 30 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 25 35 1 20 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
LE NETTOYE 28-4069 19 16 1 THE PENTARCHY 4604 DARK STAR 30-4468 514
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Harmony -- Very tuneful, ma'am, but I don't have time to do it justice today. Some
sort of weirdness with the paperwork. Mati's counting on me to help sort it out...
with my axe, if necessary, I think. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Persiana Jones -- I know you found that unpleasant, but now you can just...forget it
all. -- Lethe
Jones -- This is a great and unexpected honor. I'm not supposed to BE here, you
know. At least, according to all the criteria I've ever heard. A regular-arena
(only) fighter with eight wins? No way I should have graduated. I understand that
my manager is petitioning the Commission to "set this right," but I have to say, I
don't mind. I wasn't looking forward to putting in another seventy or eighty fights
in order to get the last six wins. -- Duff
Duff -- I would've liked to report that you got another win today. However,
Third Base Spock was a little too much for you. Still the Commission probably
doesn't like to see people with more than a hundred fights in the provincial
arenas. -- Galen
Bookie -- Arrogance will only take you so far, and no farther. -- Delice the Red
Wetbox -- Euwh, disintegrating cardboard.... -- Tatharli
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SECOND OMEN devastated PERSEUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated CORKSCREW in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
SMUNCH devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BIG STRONG MAN subdued PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
THIRD OMEN vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE devastated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
PATRIOT handily defeated KHIRZA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HARMONY was overpowered by DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BRUCE overpowered BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
T. ZER overpowered JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SUCCOTASH handily defeated ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HALO was subdued by HOLY SCHLITZ in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
FLAT TOP was overcome by BAGMAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was overpowered by JERICO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CHOKING CHICKEN was handily defeated by BRUNO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EVERSTORM was overpowered by MASKED SHREW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
AUDIE MURPHY beat SQUIRREL KILLER in a 2 minute match.
SPOTTED PONY defeated GORDIAN in a 1 minute conflict.
MICHELLE RROSTARR was devastated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
STANLEY'S CUP vanquished DALI PARTON in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
KING BEAR viciously subdued PEACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
NORAF demolished SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JESUS vanquished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PYGMY SHREW was vanquished by VIGO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIPE BOMB vanquished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
ACK VERT overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was overcome by STRAWBERRY BUSH in a exciting 2 minute duel.
CIARAN savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
IRON HEAD LEE overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MARCINKO defeated LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a exciting 2 minute bout.
KOGITSUNE MARU was overpowered by MANTISSA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EVIL ELMO was devastated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE NOTHING demolished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LETHE was overpowered by JOE BLACK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARPET BURN was demolished by QUASAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ALVIN YORK narrowly defeated BELIAL in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
YELLOWJACKET was handily defeated by POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 4 minute fight.
RYRELEE vanquished COOKIE SNORT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DR BOERNER lost to WHITE WATER HIPPO in a popular 2 minute conflict.
DOAMER was devastated by ORAL B in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
CHIMPANZEE viciously subdued VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
TWIG was subdued by IN THE PIG! in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GLITTER MARKS was overpowered by NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SHEPHERD MOON handily defeated ZAKAU in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH handily defeated PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD demolished TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MATA HARI handily defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DARK TYPHLOSION viciously subdued LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE demolished F. TIM in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
THE BUTCHER overpowered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARNAL overpowered YOBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
BLAK MASK overpowered RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
GYRADOS was unbelievably bested by VANGUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
CRIMSON BLUSH devastated HO HUM HO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COL SALOMON devastated TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOHN was vanquished by SUDSY DEODORANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
SNAPPY GEORGE demolished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
SWINGDADDY-O was demolished by ING in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
WEYLUND beat STORMBLADE in a 2 minute match.
VERRA was demolished by ED 209 in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
AURORA bested GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
SWEATCAKE beat BUBBA in a 1 minute conflict.
DUCK RUBBER was demolished by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute uneven match.
ASSUR demolished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARK was vanquished by SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
LE PAIN DLG lost to BART WELLENS in a action packed 1 minute match.
HOFFA was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KNUCKLE JAW subdued RAINSONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
MESSENGER BIRD was vanquished by ROCKWELL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was overpowered by ELLYN in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
QUINTAL handily defeated TELA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THIRD BASE SPOCK viciously subdued DUFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished AFFLICTED in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
DONAHAR won victory over NECROMANCER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
WALL OF GLASS outwaited MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
WOLVERINE demolished COCAINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NINE INCH NAIL was overpowered by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARILYN MANSON was viciously subdued by FRANKENBUTT in a popular 3 minute fight.
MABON overpowered CRAZY FINGERS in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
SCRAG overpowered COERCE in a action packed 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
FRANK viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 5 minute gory struggle.
STEINBACH handily defeated PIT FIGHTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
S. MARY ROSE vanquished MAGIC JOHNSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHOTGUN vanquished NOSE KICKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by BEFORE THE DAWN in a action packed 3 minute match.
TRUMAN CAPOTE vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 3 minute uneven fray.
MUDVAYNE viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 3 minute brutal competition.
POSTMORTEM was viciously subdued by JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BENEDICTION was handily defeated by BLIZZARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHICKEN HAWK savagely defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
SVAD BONEGRIN was overcome by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute duel.
ON THE WASHER vanquished HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DEATH FOG vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT luckily beat BLOODCRUNCHER in a action packed 5 minute contest.
TATHARLI lost to ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM vanquished BERTHA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOT SAUCE JONES was subdued by STRONGBOW in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was beaten by LA TOUR in a popular 1 minute bout.
DARK STAR slaughtered LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ICE FOX was devastated by GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 51 AIMED BLOW 161 - 116 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 29 LUNGING ATTACK 317 - 280 - 3 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 27 WALL OF STEEL 152 - 141 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 24 SLASHING ATTACK 158 - 148 - 3 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 19 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 64 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 PARRY-LUNGE 103 - 113 - 1 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 65 - 1 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 67 - 110 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 PARRY-STRIKE 28 - 46 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 28 - 0 35 |
Turn 514 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 21 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 17 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 15 - 12 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 11 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 12 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 9
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 80 66 0 273 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563 35 11 0 343 THE GUARDIANS II (4628)
AIMED BLOW SECOND OMEN 6-5642 47 17 3 273 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
WALL OF STEEL SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 79 59 1 265 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
SLASHING ATTACK ACK VERT 18-7429 63 43 1 237 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 79 72 2 235 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 133 172 2 223 SAND DANCERS (2258)
TOTAL PARRY JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 86 1 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 43 2 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 40 41 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113. The ten other most popular fighters were
GYRADOS 24-4476, BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643, BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148, CIARAN 1-7176, MR.
WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460, WHITE WATER
HIPPO 18-7050, DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414, and AURORA 1-5864.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4622. The other ten least popular
fighters were ICE FOX 5-3877, LE NETTOYE 28-4069, BERTHA 30-4469, HONEY 11-6368,
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808, BENEDICTION 61-2362, MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904, PIT FIGHTER
51-4297, COCAINE 78-2311, and TELA 30-2973.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 5 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 2 0
OSKSI(3) 3 4 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 5 3 0 IAYE(30) 3 4 1 JURINE(61) 1 5 0
KALTOS(5) 2 5 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 4 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 0 2 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 6 0 KATI-TEI(41) 3 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 8 7 0 MAZGOURRAH(77) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 3 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 15 8 0
TALCAMA(18) 21 15 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 3 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 2 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CIARAN 1-7176 33 27 2 229 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 20 11 1 143 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 55 50 0 236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 79 59 1 265 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 31 26 1 207 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 47 17 3 273 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 148 78 3 190 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
LETHE 9-4782 53 57 3 192 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
STORMBLADE 10-2210 25 27 1 121 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 31 40 2 192 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 17 9 0 181 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 32 153 6 119 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
DR BOERNER 17-5383 35 29 3 200 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042 80 66 0 273 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 55 52 3 202 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 36 19 0 213 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
BLIZZARD 22-6504 16 11 3 72 JUST CHILLIN (5043) SOLVEN
GYRADOS 24-4476 31 15 0 161 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 63 55 0 197 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MASKED SHREW 29-3514 61 73 3 213 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 53 54 1 212 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 22 9 0 151 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 25 4 0 85 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
SUCCOTASH 33-7253 21 7 0 149 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING BEAR 35-3629 50 23 3 242 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 30 2 0 196 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
MATA HARI 41-3812 62 46 1 208 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 60 58 5 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DEATH FOG 45-4017 26 11 0 83 SUPERIOR FORCES (5195) STORMCROWE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 25 35 1 20 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
JOE BLACK 48-3639 31 21 1 211 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 71 123 0 189 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BRUNO 51-4332 46 21 2 245 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 71 78 3 165 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
RYRELEE 59-478 41 25 1 216 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 50 52 0 190 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
AFFLICTED 61-2494 26 16 0 97 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 59 51 1 179 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
GORDIAN 63-2104 46 40 0 196 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 5 2 0 95 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 89 44 2 197 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PERSEUS 72-1612 48 29 1 198 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 133 172 2 223 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129 39 41 2 144 GWAR (3147) MAZGOURRAH
F. TIM 78-2315 54 61 1 166 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
PIPE BOMB 82-8012 61 22 1 303 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 36 26 6 205 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 62 32 5 231 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 37 16 4 190 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE