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Date   : 04/25/2006    Duedate: 05/08/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-514

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2787 1758 54 61.3      FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          10-EXOTIC TASTE 40/5229  998  820 12 54.9
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      11 BOXES 60/4147        1753 1464 22 54.5
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           VILLAINS 82/5171                      
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    BABES 36/3876                               BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    THE BEARS 48/677                            TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    FUNKY FOLK 25/5226                          THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    718  476 10 60.1      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237             12 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   28   25  0 52.8
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                     13 PIMPS 9/4318          127  118  0 51.8
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  143  100  3 58.8      ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479           
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
  4-MEOW MIX 21/4519      193  136  4 58.7      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    BLACKEST PRIDE 21/4033                      LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    SCARLETT PRIDE 50/5215                      POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
  5 SPORTZ! 4/4921       1665 1189 20 58.3      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         MY TC'S 82/5235                       
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                   14-LUROCIANS X 82/5232    30   28  0 51.7
  6-MIDGETS 62/5221       232  168  3 58.0   15 SUPERIOR FAT 82/5165  773  742 10 51.0
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    SUPERIOR FORCES IS 82/5131            
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                          SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 4/5183            
    GORGONITES 82/4955                          SUPERIOR FORCES 3X 82/4936            
    THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228                   SUPERIOR FORCES 3J 65/5019            
  7 ENVENOMED 82/4693     567  412  9 57.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 45/5195               
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        SUPERIOR FORCES 75/2152               
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SUPERIOR FORCES 1W 82/5168            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                  16-WAY TO GO! I 73/5231  182  180  1 50.3
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                      17-HANNAH'S PAL 82/5233   95   94  1 50.3
  8-THE JERKS 10/5022     150  115  0 56.6      4-LETTER COMPUTERS 82/5234            
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                       18 ENIGMA 62/4768        329  329  3 50.0
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                       UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
  9 FIRE DECK 38/5130     477  390  4 55.0      OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                      19 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    5    5  0 50.0
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                 20-CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  257  267  2 49.0
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                       CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 21 FANTASIA 1/4914      1057 1139 10 48.1   30-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   21  0 44.7
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        MORE NEW TEAMS 6 82/5236              
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  31 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      278  352  1 44.1
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  32 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    32   41  0 43.8
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     33 WIND STORM 1/2757      72  101  0 41.6
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   34 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    2    3  0 40.0
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      35 ELFQUEST 11/4928      130  213  1 37.9
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  36 GWAR 77/3147           49   81  0 37.7
 22 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    60   66  0 47.6      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                    FEAR FACTORY 61/2926                  
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                       FEAR FACTORY 82/4425                  
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    FEAR FACTORY 78/3159                  
 23-WENSINWASIN  51/5224    8    9  0 47.1   37 RONIN 51/3400          23   40  1 36.5
 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1109 1262 17 46.8   38 MEN 29/4412           837 1606 16 34.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     JOHNS 5/3510                          
 25 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  293  333  0 46.8      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 26 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  194  221  2 46.7      HABIT 78/4547                         
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      STORIES 49/2835                       
 27 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   39   45  2 46.4      MIKES 14/3982                         
 28 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    836  994  6 45.7      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 82/4652             39 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  111  218  0 33.7
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 40-MADTOWN 25/5125         2    4  0 33.3
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                41 BLUE MOON 9/3907      551 1129  5 32.8
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    ISLANDERS 59/5230                     
 29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  709  859  8 45.2   42-TEAM MARIO 12/5216      1    3  0 25.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

I'd trade you the throne for another semester here, Mata.  I've even been trying to
pump my willpower beyond the normal means with hopes that my futility there would
leave me behind.  Alas, no such luck; I'll be joining a group of quality fighters on
the next train to Primus.  I was the best Suave had here--quite possibly the best of
all his Primus warriors too.  Admittedly, that doesn't hold much weight.  Regardless,
I'll try to stay up here for the next turn or two before going on my permanent
vacation.  Enjoyed it. -- The Happy Hooker

Yuck.  I'd hate to venture who's next best from the Stables d'Suave.  Probably the
Hippo.  Eventually, it'll be the Duck, but he should get promoted pretty soon too.
This has me thinking about my toppers.  If I wasn't too lazy to have all my warriors
avoid Doc Steele every turn, I'd be a remotely successful manager.  THH is style #4
of the Center on the throne here, #5 to get inducted.  Once age trumps inability,
Debbie and Pippi should go too.  Notice the latest Talcamans on the Isle have ID #s
in the 9000's.  Yeah.  Come to think of it, Pippi was my first graduate.  Wow.

As more of my crew dips below .500, I'll take hope in the fact that I know they're
far better than their records.  I'm just sandbagging.  For tournaments I don't enter.
Yeah.  Until I get someone else up here.... -- Suave

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Representatives of the Wild Places!

     Well, we all are, aren't we?  "Wild Places" being anyplace not on the Isle,
according to those born here.  Yet it was we immigrants who made Talahya the great
city that it is.  Yes, Lady Greywand raised the Isle out of the Lake.  And brought
in teachers and students of magic from all over Ghea.  But it was gladiators,
thousands upon thousands of you, who came with the different customs of your land
and the shared courage of your profession to forge the character of this metropolis.
Aren't most of the tradesmen, most of the people you see on the street, retired
gladiators?  Some, I grant you, are not.  Some have immigrated here just to do
business with gladiators.  And that may be why the currency has inflated and your
pensions don't go as far as they used to....
     Be that as it may, I've got a fight day to report, here.  Center for Olds
avoided Thundr + Litening.  As would I, as would I.  Our most challenged warrior was
Lipps McFrenzy.  What an interesting choice!   NEVERMORE (1-5260) (54-46-2,196) of
LAB EXPERIMENTS challenged LIPPS MCFRENZY (18-8373) (37-23-2,197) of CENTER FOR
OLDS.  NEVERMORE devastated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge
competition.
     There was just one TV challenge, or at least, just one that went through.
SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (46-17-3,252) of DARK PANTHEON TV challenged PERSEUS (72-1612)
(48-28-1,219) of DEADLY RAGE II.  SECOND OMEN devastated PERSEUS in an action packed
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  It was a down-challenge, as you can see, but
not that bad of one.  Perseus is a very competent warrior with more wins and more
fights than Omen.  Well done then, Omen.
     I'm sorry to say that we had a death this cycle.  DARK STAR (30-4468) (27-16-
1,40) of THE WARLOCKS fought LE NETTOYE (28-4069) (19-15-1,66) of THE PENTARCHY.
DARK STAR slaughtered LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute uneven contest.  Have you ever
noticed, the fights that end in death usually take less than a minute?  I suppose
that's because in the slower-paced fights, the losing warrior has time to signal the
Arenamaster that he can't go on.  This was a rough experience for Le Nettoye, who is
a newcomer to the Isle.  But as the saying goes, "Live and learn.  Die and learn
faster."  Change your strategy, Le Nettoye.  Challenge and avoid.  And please accept
this chocolate Solstice Lion, which I guarantee will help with the resurrection
hangover.
     Of course, Ho-Chan the Axe remains our overall popularity leader.  EVIL ELMO
(99-1222) (37-15-4,230) of TWISTED SESAME fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (132-172-
2,201) of SAND DANCERS.  EVIL ELMO was devastated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  He won!  Did you see that fight?  Well, granted, Elmo had a LITTLE
less experience.  Still, Elmo was dressed in horizontal red and white stripes, for
pity's sake, and blue pants.  Ho-Chan flashed decisively into the arena in a red
satin tunic with gold lightning bolts on it!  And red pants!  You can't top that.
     This cycle's favorite is Mayla tyl Crena.  Was it scum sympathy?  WALL OF GLASS
(11-5534) (40-45-0,150) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (26-
16-0,142) of FEAR FACTORY III.  WALL OF GLASS outwaited MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd
pleasing 9 minute bout.  Yes, I think it WAS scum sympathy.  The crowd was only
pleased because they had time to go to the snack bar.
     Our least popular warrior this cycle is Hoffa.  SMUNCH (18-8337) (32-7-2,239)
of THUNDR + LITENING challenged HOFFA (49-3185) (71-122-0,189) of STORIES.  SMUNCH
devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  I'm surprised
that it's a veteran of the Isle getting voted least popular this time.  Granted,
Hoffa didn't seem to be thinking clearly at all.  Maybe someone had slipped him a
mickey before the fight?  Because he stumbled into the arena, and then as the
Arenamaster gave the "start" signal, he bent down to pick up something in the sand.
Not himself at all.  Hoffa, I hope you're feeling better.
     I'd like to thank The Happy Hooker for her column.  Well done!  And I commend
you as well for challenging, and successfully defending your title for another
cycle.  THE HAPPY HOOKER (18-2042) (79-66-0,262) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged
CORKSCREW (1-4743) (54-62-0,229) of WIND STORM.  THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated
CORKSCREW in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.  Happy, I've heard that your style is
a difficult one to master.  I'm told Epitaph was the first to perfect it.  Have you
studied her moves at all?  Or have you worked it all out on your own?  In either
case, very well done indeed!
     Well...it's time for the unsolicited advice, or a cheery goodbye.  I never give
advice when I feel like I've got a good handle on life, and that's how I feel today,
so...

                             Cheerio!
                                 Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    80  66  0  273  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563       35  11  0  343  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-BLONDIE 36-5723             38  26  1  304  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           61  22  1  303  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          47  17  3  273  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         79  59  1  265  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      70  83 17  259  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 STANLEY'S CUP 4-5443        29   5  0  251  SPORTZ! (4921)             JHELUM
 SMUNCH 18-8337              33   7  2  247  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 BRUNO 51-4332               46  21  2  245  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         65  49  3  242  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 KING BEAR 35-3629           50  23  3  242  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            63  43  1  237  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           55  50  0  236  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-SULACCO 4-5128              43  43  2  236  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      79  72  2  235  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIGO 18-6086                58  18  0  235  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               46  25  0  232  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             62  32  5  231  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 CIARAN 1-7176               33  27  2  229  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 JESUS 82-5459               69  42  3  227  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     133 172  2  223  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         66  40  1  223  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       28   6  0  221  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
-EBONSKAITH 15-3824          69  63  1  219  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    47  49  0  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           41  15  2  217  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 PATRIOT 82-11164            47  30  1  216  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 RYRELEE 59-478              41  25  1  216  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    60  58  5  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          40  10  1  215  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     20   9  0  215  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            55  46  2  214  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        61  73  3  213  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         36  19  0  213  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 NEPHRON 30-4147             53  54  1  212  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 MANTISSA 82-9324            25  13  2  212  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   74  63  3  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  21  1  211  THE BEARS (677)            CAER

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    37  30  1  209  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 MATA HARI 41-3812           62  46  1  208  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BRUCE 51-3906               37  44  2  207  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       31  26  1  207  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       39  33  3  206  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   75  75  0  205  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  26  6  205  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-LOCKED IN 32-4049           38  19  2  204  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-UNOC 82-12676               33  24  0  204  SUPERIOR FORCES 3X (4936)  DWES EG
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          37  29  1  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ORAL B 82-10020             25   7  0  203  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  15  1  203  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 PEACE 19-4280               55  52  3  202  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-TITANIA 65-5835             33  22  0  202  SUPERIOR FORCES 3J (5019)  DAL SHANG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         46  26  3  200  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  29  3  200  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    77  83  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   64  48  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              41  53  0  199  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     21  11  1  199  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 PERSEUS 72-1612             48  29  1  198  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
-SCRAG 82-1704               15   5  0  198  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     89  44  2  197  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      63  55  0  197  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  21  12  0  197  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         59  78  3  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GORDIAN 63-2104             46  40  0  196  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     30   2  0  196  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
-DONNA 36-5966               28  15  0  196  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-VALERIAN 82-17255           23   6  0  196  SUPERIOR FORCES IS (5131)  DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          55  95  4  195  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          40  37  0  195  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 CORKSCREW 1-4743            54  63  0  194  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    39  33  2  194  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LETHE 9-4782                53  57  3  192  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         41  36  1  192  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     31  40  2  192  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 HARMONY 82-26932            24  14  2  192  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         19  17  0  192  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  86  1  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         46  54  1  191  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
-DALLAS 18-6860              41  41  0  191  SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (4411)  TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  78  3  190  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 EVERSTORM 69-641            71  74  2  190  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   50  52  0  190  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           37  16  4  190  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 123  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  43  2  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  47  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KHIRZA 7-1862              142 156  3  188  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      37  24  2  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MARY KAY 74-2779            28  19  0  188  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       43  55  0  187  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        42  56  0  187  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       52  38  1  186  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 DOAMER 18-2265              47  53  2  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        102  62  1  185  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TWIG 82-25226               28  17  0  185  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        27  17  1  185  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       40  41  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CLAW 21-5337                30  10  2  184  MEOW MIX (4519)            SUNSET
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        19  29  0  182  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         43  14  0  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            39  28  1  181  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        17   9  0  181  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        59  51  1  179  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 CARNAL 21-5388              48  48  0  179  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          60  61  0  178  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       50  55  1  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        18  20  0  178  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         38  12  0  176  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VANGUARD 4-5966             38  20  0  176  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
-ODDJOB 82-18436             17  10  1  176  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    24  15  5  174  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 ING 41-3532                 31  25  1  171  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   24  11  0  171  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            75  82  4  170  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      33  23  0  170  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            34  37  2  169  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        30  46  0  169  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              26  26  0  169  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     44  61  3  168  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WEYLUND 82-3660             32  22  1  168  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           37  31  2  167  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 F. TIM 78-2315              54  61  1  166  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-FALCON 82-11173             24  14  1  166  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      71  78  3  165  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           31  15  1  164  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           43  43  3  163  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 AURORA 1-5864               37  39  1  163  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  15  0  161  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ED 209 5-3955               45  61  4  160  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      28  24  0  160  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       41  45  0  159  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  25  0  159  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-GOOBATRON 7-5026            40  50  1  157  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        48  59  0  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUINTAL 18-8341             31  14  2  152  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        22   9  0  151  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       61  63  1  150  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-PAHPAEL 37-4112             19  10  0  150  ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
 ELLYN 82-8983               15  14  0  150  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           21   7  0  149  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      47  61  0  148  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             39  45  1  147  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   34  55  0  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 JOHN 29-4177                61  94  1  146  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-SUPERIOR II 75-760          34  19  3  145  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             25  15  0  145  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         54  74  0  144  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         39  41  2  144  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 YOBER 2-4537                20  11  1  143  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     26  17  0  142  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 ASSUR 18-7821               24  67  2  142  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 VERRA 1-5306                55  61  1  138  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 T. ZER 9-5011               23  12  2  137  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 ADAM 7-4830                 37  83  2  133  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BUBBA 7-4833                37  83  0  133  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    26  22  0  127  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             21   9  0  127  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 MARK 5-4088                 49 105  3  125  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  41  0  125  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        21  14  0  124  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 5-4348                12  97  0  122  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          25  27  1  121  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 FLATTUS MAXIMUS 77-2125     42  39  2  119  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 JONES 14-1283               32 153  6  119  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 RUG BURN 18-3702            36  71  4  117  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TELA 30-2973                28  35  1  116  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         32  43  1  114  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BOOKIE 18-8458              25  31  0  113  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            28  35  0  112  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       38  40  2  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     19  11  2  110  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 SCRAG 96-1173               17   5  4  109  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      56  48  0  108  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  15  1  108  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 MABON 82-10314              10  18  0  107  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 DUFF 59-2180                 8  97  0  105  ISLANDERS (5230)           ILLIS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      31  23  3  104  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FRANK 3-5707                55 102  1  103  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            7  11  0  102  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAGMAN 4-5890               26  25  1  100  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-WETBOX 60-5229              23  15  2  100  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         10   4  0  100  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 AFFLICTED 61-2494           26  16  0   97  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
-MICHAEL COOPER 4-5943       24   8  1   97  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (5183) JHELUM
-INGOLD KERR 5-4652          23  24  2   95  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        5   2  0   95  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 JERICO 7-4862               33  80  0   93  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  22  0   93  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        32  21  2   91  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   26  18  1   89  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-NORLE PARTH 5-4658          21  24  2   89  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
-VENUS 50-328                30  20  0   88  SCARLETT PRIDE (5215)      SNOWBOUND
 DARK STAR 30-4468           28  16  2   88  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             12   2  0   88  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 NINE INCH NAIL 61-2273      28  24  2   86  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 HOFFA 5-4622                23  32  0   86  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-JO MOONCATCHER 11-6370      21  23  0   86  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     41 110  1   85  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     25   4  0   85  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         23  17  1   84  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            17   6  1   84  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-EXODUS 17-6327              16   2  0   84  THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228)   ALJAFIR
-NEOPHYTE 82-4574            15   5  0   84  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           26  11  0   83  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           27  54  0   81  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        51  68  1   80  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-XANTHIPPE MANWAR 78-1873    25   5  0   80  THE LUNATIC FRINGE (4644)  LIN TIRIAN
-HEADROCK 60-3430            20  20  0   80  OGRES ARE US (2925)        ARADI
-BUBBA JONES 24-4621         22  13  0   79  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
-WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIR 82-3317  13   4  0   77  SUPERIOR FATHER (5165)     DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              58  98  0   76  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 COERCE 78-1577              23  16  1   76  FEAR FACTORY (3159)        LIN TIRIAN
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      14   4  0   76  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019       9  13  0   76  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   25  25  0   75  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373     24  21  4   75  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 HALO 11-6189                19   7  2   75  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-8-BALL 46-996               18  18  0   72  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            16  11  3   72  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
-MAXIMUM EFFORT 82-11013     10   8  0   72  SUPERIOR FORCES 1W (5168)  DWES EG
-HORNED ONE 6-6098           16   0  1   71  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-ARCHER 82-1198              11   7  0   71  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            14  12  5   70  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARILYN MANSON 61-1993      28  22  2   69  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 MUDVAYNE 61-3039            19  11  0   68  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    20  12  1   67  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     15  12  3   67  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    35  22  0   66  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       23  20  1   66  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-PUSS 9-5184                 20   1  3   64  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
-CHESSARA 74-3983            17  12  0   63  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
-HORNS 21-5770               17  11  0   62  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  42  0   61  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-M. A. FISTAFOLES 32-4191    18   7  0   61  DEVIL ADVOCATES (713)      ARVAT
-ZALGEI 51-5272              15  16  0   61  DARK HORSEMEN (4217)       TRICORUS
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         18  25  1   60  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        23  22  0   58  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         3   7  0   58  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  68  0   57  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           29  98  0   56  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         20  10  1   56  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HONEY 11-6368               20  25  1   54  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      9   7  4   53  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 LA TOUR 18-8525             22  26  0   52  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        18  16  1   51  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
 BENEDICTION 61-2362         15  12  3   50  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
-DIO 62-3336                 15   9  0   50  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  16  1   46  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PIT FIGHTER 51-4297         17  17  1   42  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 ICE FOX 5-3877              16   9  0   42  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
-LUIGI 12-6056               16  11  1   41  TEAM MARIO (5216)          RIZTAB
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091          13  20  0   40  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      12  14  3   40  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
-WASP 96-1335                 9  16  3   37  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   1   3  0   36  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  90  0   35  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 BERTHA 30-4469              24  20  1   30  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  35  1   20  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
LE NETTOYE 28-4069         19  16  1 THE PENTARCHY 4604     DARK STAR 30-4468      514

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Harmony -- Very tuneful, ma'am, but I don't have time to do it justice today.  Some
sort of weirdness with the paperwork.  Mati's counting on me to help sort it out...
with my axe, if necessary, I think. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Persiana Jones -- I know you found that unpleasant, but now you can just...forget it
all. -- Lethe

Jones -- This is a great and unexpected honor.  I'm not supposed to BE here, you
know.  At least, according to all the criteria I've ever heard.  A regular-arena
(only) fighter with eight wins?  No way I should have graduated.  I understand that
my manager is petitioning the Commission to "set this right," but I have to say, I
don't mind.  I wasn't looking forward to putting in another seventy or eighty fights
in order to get the last six wins. -- Duff

     Duff -- I would've liked to report that you got another win today.  However,
     Third Base Spock was a little too much for you.  Still the Commission probably
     doesn't like to see people with more than a hundred fights in the provincial
     arenas. -- Galen

Bookie -- Arrogance will only take you so far, and no farther. -- Delice the Red

Wetbox -- Euwh, disintegrating cardboard.... -- Tatharli

28 March 2006

We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SECOND OMEN devastated PERSEUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE HAPPY HOOKER handily defeated CORKSCREW in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
SMUNCH devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BIG STRONG MAN subdued PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
THIRD OMEN vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NEVERMORE devastated LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
PATRIOT handily defeated KHIRZA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HARMONY was overpowered by DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BRUCE overpowered BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
T. ZER overpowered JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SUCCOTASH handily defeated ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HALO was subdued by HOLY SCHLITZ in a popular 1 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
FLAT TOP was overcome by BAGMAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was overpowered by JERICO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
CHOKING CHICKEN was handily defeated by BRUNO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
EVERSTORM was overpowered by MASKED SHREW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
AUDIE MURPHY beat SQUIRREL KILLER in a 2 minute match.
SPOTTED PONY defeated GORDIAN in a 1 minute conflict.
MICHELLE RROSTARR was devastated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
STANLEY'S CUP vanquished DALI PARTON in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
KING BEAR viciously subdued PEACE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
NORAF demolished SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JESUS vanquished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PYGMY SHREW was vanquished by VIGO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIPE BOMB vanquished PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
ACK VERT overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was overcome by STRAWBERRY BUSH in a exciting 2 minute duel.
CIARAN savagely defeated JUST A JOB TO DO in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
IRON HEAD LEE overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MARCINKO defeated LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a exciting 2 minute bout.
KOGITSUNE MARU was overpowered by MANTISSA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EVIL ELMO was devastated by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE NOTHING demolished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LETHE was overpowered by JOE BLACK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CARPET BURN was demolished by QUASAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ALVIN YORK narrowly defeated BELIAL in a action packed 2 minute gory bout.
YELLOWJACKET was handily defeated by POOPIEHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a exciting 4 minute fight.
RYRELEE vanquished COOKIE SNORT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DR BOERNER lost to WHITE WATER HIPPO in a popular 2 minute conflict.
DOAMER was devastated by ORAL B in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
CHIMPANZEE viciously subdued VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 3 minute gory match.
TWIG was subdued by IN THE PIG! in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GLITTER MARKS was overpowered by NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SHEPHERD MOON handily defeated ZAKAU in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH handily defeated PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD demolished TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MATA HARI handily defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DARK TYPHLOSION viciously subdued LIL NOIR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
ROMUALD B TUNE demolished F. TIM in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
THE BUTCHER overpowered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARNAL overpowered YOBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
BLAK MASK overpowered RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
GYRADOS was unbelievably bested by VANGUARD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
CRIMSON BLUSH devastated HO HUM HO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COL SALOMON devastated TERRIBLE TWO in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOHN was vanquished by SUDSY DEODORANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIYAGI'S MIATA overpowered BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven melee.
SNAPPY GEORGE demolished TATIANA SEASPRITE in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
SWINGDADDY-O was demolished by ING in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
WEYLUND beat STORMBLADE in a 2 minute match.
VERRA was demolished by ED 209 in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
AURORA bested GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
SWEATCAKE beat BUBBA in a 1 minute conflict.
DUCK RUBBER was demolished by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute uneven match.
ASSUR demolished FLATTUS MAXIMUS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARK was vanquished by SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
LE PAIN DLG lost to BART WELLENS in a action packed 1 minute match.
HOFFA was overpowered by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KNUCKLE JAW subdued RAINSONG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
MESSENGER BIRD was vanquished by ROCKWELL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FUZZY BUZZCUT was overpowered by ELLYN in a exciting 2 minute gory one-sided struggle.
QUINTAL handily defeated TELA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THIRD BASE SPOCK viciously subdued DUFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished AFFLICTED in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
DONAHAR won victory over NECROMANCER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
WALL OF GLASS outwaited MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
WOLVERINE demolished COCAINE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NINE INCH NAIL was overpowered by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARILYN MANSON was viciously subdued by FRANKENBUTT in a popular 3 minute fight.
MABON overpowered CRAZY FINGERS in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven battle.
SCRAG overpowered COERCE in a action packed 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
FRANK viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 5 minute gory struggle.
STEINBACH handily defeated PIT FIGHTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
S. MARY ROSE vanquished MAGIC JOHNSON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHOTGUN vanquished NOSE KICKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
MAGENTA was savagely defeated by BEFORE THE DAWN in a action packed 3 minute match.
TRUMAN CAPOTE vanquished CANNIBAL CORPSE in a popular 3 minute uneven fray.
MUDVAYNE viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 3 minute brutal competition.
POSTMORTEM was viciously subdued by JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
BENEDICTION was handily defeated by BLIZZARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHICKEN HAWK savagely defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
SVAD BONEGRIN was overcome by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute duel.
ON THE WASHER vanquished HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DEATH FOG vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT luckily beat BLOODCRUNCHER in a action packed 5 minute contest.
TATHARLI lost to ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM vanquished BERTHA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HOT SAUCE JONES was subdued by STRONGBOW in a action packed 1 minute bout.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was beaten by LA TOUR in a popular 1 minute bout.
DARK STAR slaughtered LE NETTOYE in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ICE FOX was devastated by GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  51         AIMED BLOW       161 - 116 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   29         LUNGING ATTACK   317 - 280 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         WALL OF STEEL    152 - 141 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         SLASHING ATTACK  158 - 148 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     19         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  64 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-LUNGE      103 - 113 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  65 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       67 - 110 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  46 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  28 -  0      35  |

Turn 514 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 21     WALL OF STEEL     12 - 17         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        15 - 12     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  6         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 11     TOTAL PARRY        5 - 12         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  9     
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042   80  66  0  273 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   IRON HEAD LEE 18-6563      35  11  0  343 THE GUARDIANS II (4628)
AIMED BLOW       SECOND OMEN 6-5642         47  17  3  273 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        79  59  1  265 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           63  43  1  237 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     79  72  2  235 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    133 172  2  223 SAND DANCERS (2258)
TOTAL PARRY      JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575   90  86  1  191 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  58  43  2  189 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      40  41  0  184 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
GYRADOS 24-4476, BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643, BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148, CIARAN 1-7176, MR. 
WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880, CANNIBAL CORPSE 61-2373, STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460, WHITE WATER 
HIPPO 18-7050, DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414, and AURORA 1-5864.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 5-4622.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ICE FOX 5-3877, LE NETTOYE 28-4069, BERTHA 30-4469, HONEY 11-6368, 
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808, BENEDICTION 61-2362, MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904, PIT FIGHTER 
51-4297, COCAINE 78-2311, and TELA 30-2973.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  3 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 1  JURINE(61)           1  5 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  4 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  2 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  6 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           8  7 0  MAZGOURRAH(77)       1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  3 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         15  8 0  
TALCAMA(18)         21 15 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         2  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CIARAN 1-7176               33  27  2  229  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20  11  1  143  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           55  50  0  236  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         79  59  1  265  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       31  26  1  207  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          47  17  3  273  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  78  3  190  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                53  57  3  192  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          25  27  1  121  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     31  40  2  192  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        17   9  0  181  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 153  6  119  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          35  29  3  200  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 THE HAPPY HOOKER 18-2042    80  66  0  273  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               55  52  3  202  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         36  19  0  213  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            16  11  3   72  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             31  15  0  161  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      63  55  0  197  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 MASKED SHREW 29-3514        61  73  3  213  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             53  54  1  212  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        22   9  0  151  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     25   4  0   85  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           21   7  0  149  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           50  23  3  242  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     30   2  0  196  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           62  46  1  208  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    60  58  5  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH FOG 45-4017           26  11  0   83  SUPERIOR FORCES (5195)     STORMCROWE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  35  1   20  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  21  1  211  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 123  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               46  21  2  245  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      71  78  3  165  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              41  25  1  216  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   50  52  0  190  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 AFFLICTED 61-2494           26  16  0   97  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        59  51  1  179  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             46  40  0  196  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        5   2  0   95  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     89  44  2  197  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             48  29  1  198  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     133 172  2  223  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 KNUCKLE JAW 77-2129         39  41  2  144  GWAR (3147)                MAZGOURRAH
 F. TIM 78-2315              54  61  1  166  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PIPE BOMB 82-8012           61  22  1  303  ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 (4652 DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  26  6  205  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             62  32  5  231  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           37  16  4  190  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE