AD

Date   : 05/09/2006    Duedate: 05/22/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-515

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2789 1764 54 61.3      INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      10-EXOTIC TASTE 40/5229  998  820 12 54.9
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        11 BOXES 60/4147        1763 1467 22 54.6
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    BABES 36/3876                               BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    721  479 10 60.1      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                VILLAINS 82/5171                      
  3 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  146  102  3 58.9   12 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    6    5  0 54.5
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123               13 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   29   25  0 53.7
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   14 PIMPS 9/4318          131  120  0 52.2
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH 37/4479           
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247                 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
  4 SPORTZ! 4/4921       1668 1190 20 58.4      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      MY TC'S 82/5235                       
  5 BLACKEST PRI 21/4033  193  138  4 58.3      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    SCARLETT PRIDE 50/5215                      DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
    DARKENED PRIDE 19/3583                      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
  6 ENVENOMED 82/4693     572  415  9 58.0      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                     15-LUROCIANS X 82/5232    30   28  0 51.7
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    16 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  775  742 10 51.1
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SUPERIOR FORCES 6N 18/4411            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                      17 ENIGMA 62/4768        335  332  3 50.2
  7 GO9 82/5240           232  168  3 58.0      ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                          TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    GORGONITES 82/4955                          82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    MIDGETS 62/5221                             UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
    THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228                18 HANNAH'S PAL 82/5233   95   95  1 50.0
  8-THE JERKS 10/5022     150  115  0 56.6      4-LETTER COMPUTERS 82/5234            
    FOOD FIGHT 33/3860                          DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II 82/5160           
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/314                    19 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    3    3  0 50.0
  9 FIRE DECK 38/5130     483  394  4 55.1   20 TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659   50   51  0 49.5
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                     21-CLAN BATTLE  15/2729  257  267  2 49.0
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        CLAN BATTLEAXE II 82/4062             
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                  22 FANTASIA 1/4914      1064 1148 10 48.1
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                         END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   MORE NEW TEAMS 6 82/5236              
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210            
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   33 DEATH FROM B 65/5246   50   65  2 43.5
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     34 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    33   43  0 43.4
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  35-WIND STORM 1/2757      72  101  0 41.6
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  36 GWAR 77/3147           51   82  0 38.3
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
 23 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  198  221  2 47.3      FEAR FACTORY 82/4425                  
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       FEAR FACTORY 78/3159                  
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   37 ELFQUEST 11/4928      134  218  1 38.1
 24 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  298  335  0 47.1      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 25 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   40   45  2 47.1      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 26 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    62   70  0 47.0      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  DRUID'S GROVE 50/5244                 
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                    38-RONIN 51/3400          23   40  1 36.5
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 39 MEN 29/4412           842 1619 17 34.2
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    JOHNS 5/3510                          
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1119 1285 18 46.5      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 28 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    843  995  6 45.9      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    HABIT 78/4547                         
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   STORIES 49/2835                       
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 MIKES 14/3982                         
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 40 CHAUCERS WOR 25/4917   76  151  1 33.5
 29 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  710  859  8 45.3   41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  111  221  0 33.4
 30 BIRDS 41/4735         245  297  3 45.2   42-MADTOWN 25/5125         2    4  0 33.3
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    43 RUNNING AMOK 54/5245    1    2  0 33.3
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          44 BLUE MOON 9/3907      553 1132  5 32.8
    ERRATA 25/3564                              SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 31 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      279  353  1 44.1      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    REDHORSE 56/3727                            ISLANDERS 59/5230                     
 32 SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   22  0 43.6   45 HOUSE OF RAT 36/5239    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings, Warriors of TALAHYA.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Practice pays for 
WASP, who pummelled BEFORE THE DAWN, to pocket 45 points.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, WASP was winsome, after beating BEFORE THE DAWN and seeing her 
lose 34 points.  What can be a greater victory?  SECOND OMEN has taken his place as 
the top, as TALAHYA's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in TALAHYA is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in DARK 
PANTHEON are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of COLOR ME SUAVE, so did that sorry team shy 
from DARK PANTHEON Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, MAGENTA is the most challenged warrior.  Place your bets!  
BRUNO is the long shot of the week:  they challenged SECOND OMEN, up by 28.  Like a 
mother cat batting her overly rambunctious kitten into submission, SECOND OMEN 
quashed BRUNO.  But BRUNO, if at first you don't succeed...  Take heed TALAHYA, of 
the unprincipled action of SMUNCH.  By challenging BLACK MESSIAH, 60 points below 
her, SMUNCH besmirches the noble art of dueling.  Warriors of TALAHYA!  Do you wish 
your reputations tainted by the base challenge of SMUNCH?  Them's the breaks, SNAPPY 
GEORGE.  Expecting fair challenges from THUNDR + LITENING is evidently too much to 
ask.  BIG STRONG MAN won victory over SNAPPY GEORGE.  The whole thing leaves a bitter 
memory.  As a confidence booster, ODDJOB challenged JONES, down 57 points.  Do you 
also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, ODDJOB?  ODDJOB defeated JONES with a 
point difference of 57.  So this is what TALAHYA calls a duel.  This will make an 
interesting tale.  Them's the breaks, ICE FOX.  Expecting fair challenges from DARK 
PANTHEON is evidently too much to ask.  Next time HORNED ONE walks with his head high 
remind him of the fight where he challenged down 29 points and lost to ICE FOX.  
SPOTTED PONY found himself challenged by a warrior 23 below:  KING BEAR.  KING BEAR 
of THE BEARS kept his wits as he overcame SPOTTED PONY.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Oh hard!  that 
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for TALAHYA?  On 
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          48  17  3  297  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLONDIE 36-5723             38  26  1  304  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      71  83 17  266  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 BURST 25-3654               49  38  1  266  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 KING BEAR 35-3629           51  23  3  265  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SMUNCH 18-8337              34   7  2  257  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            64  43  1  248  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SULACCO 4-5128              44  43  2  245  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 NORAF 82-3856               47  25  0  243  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
-DARQ SPIRIT 82-1969         65  49  3  242  CLAN BATTLEAXE II (4062)   DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             63  32  5  241  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 PATRIOT 82-11164            48  30  1  241  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 CIARAN 1-7176               34  27  2  238  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     134 172  2  237  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            56  46  2  233  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   51  52  0  233  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    61  58  5  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    48  49  0  230  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           42  15  2  229  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NEPHRON 30-4147             54  54  1  228  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         67  40  1  226  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   76  75  0  224  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MANTISSA 82-9324            26  13  2  223  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        103  62  1  221  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       28   6  0  221  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         60  78  3  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       32  26  1  220  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
-EBONSKAITH 15-3824          69  63  1  219  CLAN BATTLE AXE (2729)     MALCORN
 MATA HARI 41-3812           63  46  1  218  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 ORAL B 82-10020             26   7  0  218  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     90  44  2  217  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          40  10  1  215  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     20   9  0  215  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           39  19  2  214  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     22  11  1  214  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    78  83  0  213  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               56  52  3  213  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    38  30  1  212  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          36  29  3  212  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         47  26  3  211  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARNAL 21-5388              49  48  0  210  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 GORDIAN 63-2104             47  40  0  210  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      38  24  2  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                54  57  3  207  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-BRUCE 51-3906               37  44  2  207  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
-SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          35  18  2  206  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         20  17  0  202  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   64  49  0  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          37  30  1  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HARMONY 82-26932            25  14  2  200  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          41  37  0  199  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 VIGO 18-6086                58  19  0  198  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 BRUNO 51-4332               46  22  2  198  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  27  6  198  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-SCRAG 82-1704               15   5  0  198  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         79  60  1  197  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         36  20  0  197  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  21  12  0  197  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      79  73  2  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           55  51  0  196  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-DONNA 36-5966               28  15  0  196  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   74  64  3  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JESUS 82-5459               69  43  3  195  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      63  56  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             34  29  0  195  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 EVERSTORM 69-641            71  75  2  194  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          55  96  4  194  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-CORKSCREW 1-4743            54  63  0  194  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         44  14  0  193  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        42  57  0  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RYRELEE 59-478              41  26  1  193  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 QUASAR 18-5925              41  54  0  192  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             109 107  2  191  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       52  39  1  191  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    39  34  2  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      34  23  0  191  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        18   9  0  191  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SEGALLION SUNDANCE 11-4600  42  28  1  190  TUFT TUGGERS (2659)        ARUAK CITY
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       39  34  3  190  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 JACKASS 21-4526             33  37  0  190  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  22  1  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    25  15  5  190  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 124  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         46  55  1  189  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 GYRADOS 24-4476             32  15  0  189  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-KERMORVAN 1-3116            29  18  0  189  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 PERSEUS 72-1612             48  30  1  188  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       43  56  0  188  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        31  46  0  188  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  87  1  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  79  3  186  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 KHIRZA 7-1862              142 157  3  186  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         41  37  1  186  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     31  41  2  186  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        27  18  1  186  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  44  2  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DELICIOUS 19-3506           24  18  1  185  DARKENED PRIDE (3583)      ZUWAYZA
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            40  28  1  184  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           37  17  4  183  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  48  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        19  29  0  182  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        60  51  1  181  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          61  61  0  180  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       50  56  1  180  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FALCON 82-11173             25  14  1  179  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       40  42  0  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            35  37  2  178  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             33  22  1  178  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     30   3  0  178  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 ODDJOB 82-18436             18  10  1  178  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        18  20  0  178  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 TWIG 82-25226               28  18  0  177  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397         38  12  0  176  THE JERKS (5022)           KOLACT
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     45  61  3  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ING 41-3532                 32  25  1  173  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 QUINTAL 18-8341             32  14  2  172  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DOAMER 18-2265              47  54  2  167  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           32  15  1  166  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 F. TIM 78-2315              54  62  1  164  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 ED 209 5-3955               45  62  4  164  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  30  2  164  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           37  32  2  163  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-AURORA 1-5864               37  39  1  163  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   24  12  0  163  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 CHIP 60-4413                15  15  1  163  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 VANGUARD 4-5966             38  21  0  162  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      28  25  0  162  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            75  83  4  161  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 JOHN 29-4177                62  94  1  161  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-GOOBATRON 7-5026            40  50  1  157  FLOWER CHILDREN (314)      BONSUR
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           43  44  3  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   35  55  0  156  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       62  63  1  155  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             26  15  0  155  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              26  27  0  155  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        23   9  0  153  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        22  14  0  153  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PAHPAEL 37-4112             19  10  0  150  ARCHANGELS OF BRIAH (4479) SIBIKHAS
-ELLYN 82-8983               15  14  0  150  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         55  74  0  149  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          26  27  1  149  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           21   7  0  149  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-SAIONJI 73-4447             23   8  1  148  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       41  46  0  147  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-STRYKER 50-3404             21  24  0  147  DRUID'S GROVE (5244)       SNOWBOUND
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        48  60  0  146  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     27  17  0  146  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      71  79  3  144  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 ??RADAR?? 82-20310          17  18  0  143  DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (5160) DWES EG
 YOBER 2-4537                20  12  1  142  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
-VERRA 1-5306                55  61  1  138  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 BUBBA 7-4833                37  84  0  137  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 T. ZER 9-5011               23  13  2  136  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SCRAG 96-1173               18   5  4  136  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  26  0  135  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             22   9  0  135  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  35  0  134  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MABON 82-10314              11  18  0  134  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 WOLVERINE 82-6651            8  11  0  133  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       39  40  3  127  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NICKEL 26-4240              25  25  0  127  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 BOOKIE 18-8458              26  31  0  126  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               32 154  6  125  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  42  0  124  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        6   2  0  124  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      47  62  0  123  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             39  46  1  122  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RUG BURN 18-3702            36  72  4  120  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     19  12  2  119  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 ASSUR 18-7821               24  68  2  118  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 HOFFA 5-4348                12  98  0  118  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 MARK 5-4088                 49 106  3  116  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         33  43  1  116  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DUFF 59-2180                 8  98  0  113  ISLANDERS (5230)           ILLIS
 FRANK 3-5707                55 103  1  112  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ADAM 7-4830                 37  84  2  112  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 TELA 30-2973                28  36  1  112  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         11   4  0  109  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
-SQUEEZE CHEESE 33-1302      56  48  0  108  FOOD FIGHT (3860)          NIATOLI ISLAND
-DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        14  15  1  108  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    26  23  0  102  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WETBOX 60-5229              23  15  2  100  BOXES (4147)               ARADI
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      31  24  3   96  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            18   6  1   96  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 JERICO 7-4862               34  80  1   95  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            16   5  0   95  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  23  0   94  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        33  21  2   93  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 HALO 11-6189                20   7  2   93  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 DARK STAR 30-4468           29  16  2   91  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   27  18  1   91  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        52  68  1   88  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-VENUS 50-328                30  20  0   88  SCARLETT PRIDE (5215)      SNOWBOUND
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       24  20  1   88  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HONEY 11-6368               21  25  1   88  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     42 110  1   87  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           28  54  0   84  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-EXODUS 17-6327              16   2  0   84  THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228)   ALJAFIR
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    21  12  1   83  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 WASP 96-1335                10  16  3   82  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   26  25  0   81  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-RUGEN THE JELLYFI 82-12478  12   9  0   81  HANNAH'S PALS (5233)       DWES EG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         23  18  1   80  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOFFA 5-4622                23  33  0   78  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      15   4  0   78  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 ICE FOX 5-3877              17   9  0   76  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019       9  13  0   76  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            17  11  3   74  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             12   3  0   73  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
-ARCHER 82-1198              11   7  0   71  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     16  12  3   70  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 BAGMAN 4-5890               26  26  1   67  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 LA TOUR 18-8525             23  26  0   67  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARCIANO 96-1446            14  13  5   66  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    35  23  0   64  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              58  99  0   63  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  43  0   62  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 MENTAL 25-5075              15   7  1   62  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-BLOODSHED 25-5092           17   6  1   58  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37         15   6  0   58  HOUSE OF RATS (5239)       JHANS
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         20  11  1   57  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 HORNS 21-5770               17  12  0   57  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         3   8  0   57  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091          14  20  0   55  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572      9   8  4   55  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  69  0   53  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     25   5  0   51  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        18  16  1   51  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
 NIKITA 36-6639              12   6  1   51  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SQUYER 25-4871              18  22  0   50  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-DIO 62-3336                 15   9  0   50  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           29  99  0   49  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           16   1  1   48  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  91  0   47  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        23  23  0   47  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      12  15  3   47  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         18  26  1   46  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  17  1   45  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-OK10 82-13420               10   7  3   40  GO9 (5240)                 DWES EG
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   1   3  0   36  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC
 CHIPS AHOY 97-1586          13   5  4   34  DEATH BY CHOCOLATE (5210)  SHADOW GROVE
 BERTHA 30-4469              25  20  1   33  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  36  1   20  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MARK 5-4088                49 106  3 JOHNS 3510             FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024  515
NOSE KICKER 82-20640        3   8  0 ORCISH MADMEN 5173     JERICO 7-4862          515

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

     Galen sends his regrets.  He is currently on the road and the couriers keep
     missing him. -- Ed.

Patriot -- That was some very nice riposting and counter-riposting.  You're good,
and actually it was kinda fun.  My arm still hurts a little though. -- Khirza

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GYRADOS devastated VANGUARD in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge fight.
JOE BLACK was demolished by NEPHRON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NEVERMORE vanquished RYRELEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BRUNO was overpowered by SECOND OMEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
SMUNCH devastated BLACK MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KING BEAR devastated SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
PATRIOT vanquished JESUS in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
BIG STRONG MAN vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE BUTCHER was beaten by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
HARMONY defeated SNIPER BEAR in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
JUST A JOB TO DO was overcome by CHIMPANZEE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge contest.
DARK THUNDER viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
TWIG was overpowered by LETHE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ODDJOB vanquished JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fray.
FALCON devastated RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
T. ZER was beaten by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
HORNED ONE was overpowered by ICE FOX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAT TOP devastated HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE demolished MAGENTA in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
MARCIANO was bested by ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
HALO overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a exciting 5 minute gory uneven Challenge fight.
SULACCO won victory over ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute fight.
BURST overpowered PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute uneven match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE overpowered SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
NORAF handily defeated COL SALOMON in a action packed 1 minute brutal mismatched bout.
AUDIE MURPHY defeated COOKIE SNORT in a 2 minute fight.
THIRD OMEN vanquished CRIMSON BLUSH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
CEREBRAL JANITOR demolished DELICIOUS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ACK VERT overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was bested by GORDIAN in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
MANTISSA demolished QUASAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
VIGO was viciously subdued by COUCH POTATO in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM was handily defeated by ORAL B in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CIARAN overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARCINKO demolished EVERSTORM in a exciting 5 minute gory uneven competition.
SEGALLION SUNDANCER was demolished by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE NOTHING demolished F. TIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
DARK TYPHLOSION was overpowered by CARNAL in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
MATA HARI overcame POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
BLACK ARCHER demolished SWEATCAKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DR BOERNER handily defeated IN-BRED BEAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING demolished JACKASS in a exciting 3 minute mismatched match.
DOAMER was demolished by VIOLENT VOLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DALI PARTON overpowered PERSEUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched conflict.
PUDDING PARADE slimly lost to TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a exciting 6 minute battle.
EVIL ELMO was devastated by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KAIDEN was demolished by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
KOGITSUNE MARU was defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
IN THE PIG! was savagely defeated by CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 2 minute fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELIAL was viciously subdued by MICHELLE RROSTARR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
KHIRZA was handily defeated by LOCKED IN in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
GRAY WIND bested ED 209 in a action packed 3 minute match.
GAZELLE viciously subdued GLITTER MARKS in a popular 6 minute gory bout.
ROMUALD B TUNE was savagely defeated by PEACE in a action packed 3 minute melee.
BLAK MASK subdued NICKEL in a action packed 2 minute battle.
YELLOWJACKET overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LIL NOIR demolished HO HUM HO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ZAKAU was beaten by STORMBLADE in a 2 minute gory match.
CHIP overpowered GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was vanquished by PERSIANA JONES in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ROGUE 7 was demolished by QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
WEYLUND overpowered YOBER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DELICE THE RED was savagely defeated by BART WELLENS in a 4 minute conflict.
TERRIBLE TWO vanquished RUG BURN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CARPET BURN handily defeated DUFF in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
SUDSY DEODORANT subdued AFRICAN GREY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SWINGDADDY-O was beaten by DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by JOHN in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
ING demolished FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WOLVERINE bested SKYWISE in a exciting 5 minute bout.
RAINSONG overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARK was savagely slain by FUZZY BUZZCUT in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
MAYLA TYL CRENA won victory over VIOLENCE FETISH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
THIRD BASE SPOCK was demolished by TRUMAN CAPOTE in a 2 minute gory one-sided brawl.
IMAGE ENHANCER was defeated by MABON in a 2 minute fight.
MESSENGER BIRD was handily defeated by BOOKIE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
TELA was overpowered by ROCKWELL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN defeated ??RADAR?? in a exciting 1 minute contest.
SCRAG vanquished ASSUR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
LE PAIN DLG defeated STEINBACH in a 2 minute duel.
HOFFA was devastated by DUCK RUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
JERICO easily killed NOSE KICKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NECROMANCER overpowered FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BAGMAN was vanquished by HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HOLY SCHLITZ demolished TATHARLI in a 1 minute uneven match.
POSTMORTEM luckily beat SVAD BONEGRIN in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
SHOTGUN was defeated by CRAZY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
NEOPHYTE demolished JOLEE BINDO in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
CHICKEN HAWK was vanquished by LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
S. MARY ROSE overpowered HORNS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COCAINE was outlasted by KANGAROO LIFEBOAT in a exciting 7 minute brawl.
BLIZZARD viciously subdued SQUYER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome competition.
BLOODCRUNCHER viciously subdued ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
MENTAL savagely defeated HERPES THE LUVBUG in a exciting 5 minute bloody duel.
LE NETTOYE was handily defeated by STRONGBOW in a 1 minute uneven contest.
WASP vanquished BEFORE THE DAWN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FURTIVE RETURNS bested NIKITA in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was vanquished by DARK STAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOT SAUCE JONES viciously subdued CHIPS AHOY in a action packed 4 minute contest.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was narrowly defeated by BERTHA in a 2 minute bloody match.
IZZI'S CORPSE outwaited 2 + 2 = 4 in a 7 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         AIMED BLOW       163 - 113 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   31         LUNGING ATTACK   312 - 269 -  4      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         SLASHING ATTACK  156 - 140 -  3      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         STRIKING ATTACK   64 -  63 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     20         PARRY-LUNGE      105 - 110 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    140 - 152 -  2      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  65 -  2      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  45 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         TOTAL PARRY       66 - 111 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  27 -  0      34  |

Turn 515 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  6         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        17 - 11     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 12         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    29 - 20     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 22         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 12                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE       10 - 10     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SECOND OMEN 6-5642         48  17  3  297 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     71  83 17  266 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
LUNGING ATTACK   BURST 25-3654              49  38  1  266 ERRATA (3564)
WALL OF STEEL    SMUNCH 18-8337             34   7  2  257 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           64  43  1  248 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    134 172  2  237 SAND DANCERS (2258)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       103  62  1  221 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     79  73  2  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  58  44  2  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      40  42  0  178 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PUDDING PARADE 42-3902.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072, BART WELLENS 11-4848, MENTAL 25-5075, HOT SAUCE JONES 
97-1398, DALI PARTON 18-3274, DARK THUNDER 6-5397, GAZELLE 56-3701, KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 
42-4186, HALO 11-6189, and CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330.

The least popular fighter this week was BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HORNS 21-5770, CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982, TATHARLI 33-4505, BAGMAN 
4-5890, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, HOFFA 5-4348, ASSUR 18-7821, ADAM 7-4830, FRANK 3-5707, 
and DUFF 59-2180.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  4 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  6 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  5 0  LAPUR(29)            3  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  IAYE(30)             4  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  5 1  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       7  4 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           3  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         3  1 0  DWES EG(82)         18  5 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15 19 0  RODEKI(42)           4 11 1  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  CAER(48)             0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CIARAN 1-7176               34  27  2  238  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20  12  1  142  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         67  40  1  226  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SULACCO 4-5128              44  43  2  245  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       32  26  1  220  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          48  17  3  297  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  79  3  186  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                54  57  3  207  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          26  27  1  149  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      34  23  0  191  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    38  30  1  212  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 154  6  125  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          36  29  3  212  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      71  83 17  266  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               56  52  3  213  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              49  48  0  210  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            17  11  3   74  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             32  15  0  189  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               49  38  1  266  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              25  25  0  127  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      63  56  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         47  26  3  211  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             54  54  1  228  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        23   9  0  153  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           39  19  2  214  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  43  0   62  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           51  23  3  265  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37         15   6  0   58  HOUSE OF RATS (5239)       JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     30   3  0  178  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           63  46  1  218  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    61  58  5  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   25  36  1   20  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  22  1  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 124  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               46  22  2  198  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             34  29  0  195  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              41  26  1  193  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   51  52  0  233  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        60  51  1  181  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             47  40  0  210  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        6   2  0  124  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     90  44  2  217  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             48  30  1  188  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     134 172  2  237  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 F. TIM 78-2315              54  62  1  164  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 NORAF 82-3856               47  25  0  243  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  27  6  198  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             63  32  5  241  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           37  17  4  183  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE