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Date   : 05/23/2006    Duedate: 06/05/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-516

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2792 1767 54 61.2      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    BABES 36/3876                               DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 48/677                         14 HELLBOURNE 18/5248     29   26  0 52.7
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144            
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    722  484 10 59.9   15 PIMPS 9/4318          136  124  0 52.3
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
  3 CLEVER LINGO 46/4689  151  107  3 58.5      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  LAS VEGAS II 82/4964                  
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247                 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
  4 SPORTZ! 4/4921       1671 1191 20 58.4      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                     POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                       16 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  775  743 10 51.1
    SANDY TOO 82/5159                           SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    THE GUYS 68/4180                            SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      17 ENIGMA 62/4768        340  336  3 50.3
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
  5 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    7    5  0 58.3      TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
  6 CLUB CULTURE 60/4637  381  274  6 58.2      82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
  7-GO9 82/5240           232  168  3 58.0      UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
  8 BLACKEST PRI 21/4033  193  140  4 58.0   18 DYSLEXICS UN 82/5160   95   95  1 50.0
    DARKENED PRIDE 19/3583                      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
  9 ENVENOMED 82/4693     576  419  9 57.9   19 RUNNING AMOK 54/5245    2    2  0 50.0
    INCANTATION 18/5178                      20-TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659   50   51  0 49.5
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                     21 FANTASIA 1/4914      1075 1153 11 48.2
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
 10 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    4    3  0 57.1      THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
 11 FIRE DECK 38/5130     488  399  4 55.0      MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    WATER DECK 24/4935                          TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                     KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                        CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181                    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                      22 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   41   45  2 47.7
    INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                    23 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  200  222  2 47.4
    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208                  GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
 12 BLADES OF TE 61/5254  998  820 12 54.9      DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                
 13 VILLAINS 82/5171     1772 1471 22 54.6   24 VISIONIST IN 68/2689  175  194  2 47.4

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 25 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  302  338  0 47.2   38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      139  222  1 38.5
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 26 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    65   74  0 46.8      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250                  SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                       RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  DRUID'S GROVE 50/5244                 
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 39 GWAR 77/3147           52   84  0 38.2
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1134 1303 18 46.5      FEAR FACTORY 82/4425                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
 28 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    846  999  6 45.9      FEAR FACTORY 78/3159                  
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 40-RONIN 51/3400          23   40  1 36.5
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                41 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   16   28  0 36.4
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                42 MEN 29/4412           849 1630 17 34.2
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 JOHNS 5/3510                          
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 29 BIRDS 41/4735         248  300  3 45.3      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             HABIT 78/4547                         
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                              STORIES 49/2835                       
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      MIKES 14/3982                         
 30 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  710  860  8 45.2      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 31 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      279  355  1 44.0   43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  113  222  0 33.7
    REDHORSE 56/3727                         44-CHAUCERS WOR 25/4917   76  151  1 33.5
 32-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   17   22  0 43.6   45 BLUE MOON 9/3907      554 1135  5 32.8
    DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210                  SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 33-DEATH FROM B 65/5246   50   65  2 43.5      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 34 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    34   45  0 43.0      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      ISLANDERS 59/5230                     
 35-WIND STORM 1/2757      72  101  0 41.6   46 DEATHRATTLE 61/3693     1    4  0 20.0
 36 DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    17   25  0 40.5   47-HOUSE OF RAT 36/5239    1    0  0  100
 37 EMPIRE OF TH 63/5249   21   32  0 39.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, my friends,

     What a lovely day for a picnic!  Too bad we have to fight instead.
     There were four TV challenges this cycle, which is pretty good.
     * GYRADOS (24-4476) (32-15-0,189) of WATER DECK TV challenged SHEPHERD MOON (18-
6493) (39-34-3,190) of MAD SCIENTISTS.  GYRADOS bested SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
     * THE BUTCHER (21-5374) (36-20-0,197) of NASTY MOB TV challenged POOPIEHEAD (18-
8295) (37-30-1,200) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  THE BUTCHER won victory over POOPIEHEAD in
an action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
     * TWIG (82-25226) (28-18-0,177) of POWER PLAY TV challenged TATIANA SEASPRITE
(11-4951) (35-55-0,156) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  TWIG subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2
minute Challenge fight.
     * BART WELLENS (11-4848) (22-14-0,153) of INQUISITION GC 03 TV challenged
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (64-49-0,200) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BART WELLENS
vanquished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     We had one death this cycle.  SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) (22-11-1,214) of END OF
THE LINE fought GORDIAN (63-2104) (47-40-0,210) of WHY KNOT.  SQUIRREL KILLER
butchered GORDIAN in an action packed 1 minute mismatched match.  Well, it happens
sometimes.  Gordian, I've sent you a box of chocolates and a nice aromatherapy
pillow.  You can sleep off the resurrection hangover with a fresh lemony scent.
     Now, this was a bit of an upset, eh?  BURST (25-3654) (49-38-1,266) of ERRATA
challenged SECOND OMEN (6-5642) (48-17-3,297) of DARK PANTHEON.  BURST beat SECOND
OMEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.  With much lower recognition
and a much less impressive record, Burst thought he could beat our Tower Guardian.
And he did it!  Well done, Burst!  And he was at a style disadvantage, too (everyone
seems to be at a style disadvantage against aimed blows these days).
     The Cream 3 (first guild in the team listing this cycle) was avoided by
Neverwake (Doc Steele's guild), currently ranked 13th.  Good use of the available
tools, sir.
     Mark was our most challenged warrior, as he looked like an easy win.  It was
Oddjob whose challenge got through to him.  ODDJOB (82-18436) (18-10-1,178) of
VILLAINS challenged MARK (5-4088) (49-106-3,116) of JOHNS.  ODDJOB vanquished MARK in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
     Need I point out that Ho-Chan the Axe is still our overall popularity leader?
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (134-172-2,237) of SAND DANCERS fought FLADRAKEEN OOSCH (12-
4396) (38-30-1,212) of GAMMARAUDERS.  HO-CHAN THE AXE vanquished FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in
a 1 minute mismatched bout.  But Ho-Chan, no matter how brilliant your leaps and
thrusts may be, you've got to make your fights last longer than a minute if you want
to keep that title.
     No scum sympathy for this cycle's favorite, not this time!  POSTMORTEM (82-7091)
(14-20-0,55) of FEAR FACTORY fought LE NETTOYE (28-4069) (19-17-1,45) of THE
PENTARCHY.  POSTMORTEM won victory over LE NETTOYE in an action packed 6 minute
fight.  What a fight it was!
     Hmm, now I believe the spectators did suggest that Magenta didn't show enough
signs of life to impress them with her prowess.  MAGENTA (3-5711) (58-99-0,63) of
TRANSVESTITES fought COCAINE (78-2311) (29-91-0,47) of HABIT.  MAGENTA outwaited
COCAINE in a slow 11 minute bloody fray.
     Those are the points I normally cover, and I think I'll leave it at that since I
have been invited to a picnic.  May you all enjoy a fortnight of balmy weather and
fragrant blossoms.

                                             Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURST 25-3654               50  38  1  288  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           52  23  3  285  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     23  11  2  279  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   52  52  0  277  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      72  83 17  275  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            65  43  1  264  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             64  32  5  252  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    49  49  0  252  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     135 172  2  251  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 CIARAN 1-7176               35  27  2  251  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 PATRIOT 82-11164            49  30  1  248  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
-SULACCO 4-5128              44  43  2  245  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        104  62  1  242  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            57  46  2  241  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 MATA HARI 41-3812           64  46  1  240  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   77  75  0  239  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           40  19  2  239  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           43  15  2  235  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MANTISSA 82-9324            27  13  2  234  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 CARNAL 21-5388              50  48  0  229  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     21   9  0  228  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        34  21  3  227  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         48  26  3  225  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 ORAL B 82-10020             27   7  0  223  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          37  29  3  222  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    79  83  0  221  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               57  52  3  221  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           41  33  0  215  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        43  57  0  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          56  96  4  211  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           56  51  0  211  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VIGO 18-6086                59  19  0  210  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         37  20  0  209  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    40  34  2  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       44  56  0  207  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
-BRUCE 51-3906               37  44  2  207  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   75  64  3  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      80  73  2  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         80  60  1  205  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         44  15  0  204  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       41  42  0  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RYRELEE 59-478              42  26  1  203  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  23  5  203  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       44  21  0  202  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 HARMONY 82-26932            26  14  2  202  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         67  41  1  201  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           38  17  4  200  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 KAIDEN 35-3108             110 107  2  199  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 JESUS 82-5459               69  44  3  199  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                54  58  3  199  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          48  18  3  199  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           38  32  2  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GYRADOS 24-4476             33  15  0  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-BRUNO 51-4332               46  22  2  198  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  27  6  198  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        23  14  0  198  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          37  31  1  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            71  76  2  196  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         60  79  3  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         20  18  0  196  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 SMUNCH 18-8337              34   8  2  195  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        19   9  0  195  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 NEPHRON 30-4147             54  55  1  194  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-CORKSCREW 1-4743            54  63  0  194  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 QUASAR 18-5925              42  54  0  194  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 GORDIAN 63-2104             47  41  0  193  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 JACKASS 21-4526             33  38  0  193  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 JOHN 29-4177                63  94  1  192  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    61  59  5  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          41  38  0  192  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 NORAF 82-3856               47  26  0  190  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    38  31  1  190  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
-JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  22  1  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       39  35  3  189  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      38  25  2  188  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     32  41  2  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            29  19  0  188  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CHIP 60-4413                16  15  1  188  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             34  30  0  187  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       32  27  1  187  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      63  57  0  186  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            40  29  1  186  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        27  19  1  186  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  16  1  186  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 KHIRZA 7-1862              142 158  3  185  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     90  45  2  185  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 125  0  185  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        60  52  1  185  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  45  2  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 F. TIM 78-2315              55  62  1  185  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FALCON 82-11173             26  14  1  185  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  49  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       52  40  1  183  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         46  56  1  183  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        31  47  0  183  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       51  56  1  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              148  80  3  181  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  88  1  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         41  38  1  181  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 DELICIOUS 19-3506           24  19  1  181  DARKENED PRIDE (3583)      ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEYLUND 82-3660             34  22  1  180  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    25  16  5  180  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 ODDJOB 82-18436             19  10  1  180  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          35  19  2  179  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 TWIG 82-25226               29  18  0  179  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     46  61  3  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      34  24  0  177  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     30   4  0  175  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        24   9  0  175  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          61  62  0  174  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ING 41-3532                 32  26  1  174  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       63  63  1  172  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   64  50  0  169  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PERSEUS 72-1612             48  31  1  169  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             23   9  0  169  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 DOAMER 18-2265              47  55  2  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ED 209 5-3955               46  62  4  166  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   25  12  0  165  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              26  28  0  164  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  31  2  164  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-AURORA 1-5864               37  39  1  163  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 NICKEL 26-4240              26  25  0  163  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            75  84  4  159  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   35  56  0  159  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 QUINTAL 18-8341             32  15  2  157  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DONAHAR 24-3006             27  15  0  157  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 VANGUARD 4-5966             38  22  0  156  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       42  46  0  155  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           32  16  1  155  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          27  27  1  155  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           43  45  3  154  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         56  74  0  151  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         33  32  0  151  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ELLYN 82-8983               15  14  0  150  LAS VEGAS II (4964)        DWES EG
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        49  60  0  149  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           21   7  0  149  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         12   4  0  149  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
-STRYKER 50-3404             21  24  0  147  DRUID'S GROVE (5244)       SNOWBOUND
 SKYWISE 11-5687             40  46  1  143  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            35  38  2  142  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 MABON 82-10314              11  19  0  142  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 SAIONJI 73-4447             23   9  1  140  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 BUBBA 7-4833                38  84  0  139  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         34  43  1  139  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-VERRA 1-5306                55  61  1  138  WIND STORM (2757)          MORDANT
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  27  0  137  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 T. ZER 9-5011               23  14  2  137  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    27  23  0  136  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670       17   7  1  134  SANDY TOO (5159)           DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       39  41  3  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BOOKIE 18-8458              27  31  0  133  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            8  11  0  133  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  36  0  132  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  43  0  130  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RUG BURN 18-3702            37  72  4  129  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               32 155  6  128  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     19  13  2  128  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      28  26  0  127  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 YOBER 2-4537                20  13  1  127  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 MARK 5-4088                 49 107  3  125  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 FRANK 3-5707                56 103  1  124  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HOFFA 5-4348                12  99  0  124  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        6   2  0  124  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      71  80  3  123  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      32  24  3  118  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     27  18  0  118  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      47  63  0  113  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DUFF 59-2180                 8  98  0  113  ISLANDERS (5230)           ILLIS
 SCRAG 96-1173               18   6  4  110  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 TELA 30-2973                28  37  1  106  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HALO 11-6189                21   7  2  105  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 ADAM 7-4830                 37  85  2  104  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 JERICO 7-4862               35  80  1  101  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    22  12  1  100  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 ASSUR 18-7821               24  69  2   99  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            19   6  1   98  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DARK STAR 30-4468           29  17  2   96  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   28  18  1   95  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  24  0   95  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-NEOPHYTE 82-4574            16   5  0   95  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 HONEY 11-6368               22  25  1   94  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FURRY BOX 72-4314            8   4  0   92  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     42 110  1   87  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           28  55  0   87  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BAGMAN 4-5890               27  26  1   86  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            18  11  3   85  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      16   4  0   84  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             13   3  0   84  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
-KANT 12-6038                20  21  2   83  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        33  22  2   81  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        24  23  0   81  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-REDD 78-1667                22  14  0   80  THE LEGENDS (5225)         LIN TIRIAN
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019      10  13  0   80  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     10   8  4   78  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 LA TOUR 18-8525             24  26  0   74  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           30  99  0   73  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 SILVERBOLT 54-2554          16   8  0   73  RUNNING AMOK (5245)        TROCAR
-DARK WING 65-6686           19  15  0   72  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         19  26  1   71  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        52  69  1   70  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 HARRY SELDON 82-18333       12   6  2   68  FOUNDATION ARMY (5158)     DWES EG
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    35  24  0   66  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              59  99  0   65  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-PESCHISOLIDO 7-3999         16  16  1   65  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (4329 BONSUR
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   26  36  1   64  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           17   1  1   64  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 WASP 96-1335                10  17  3   64  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     16  13  3   63  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCIANO 96-1446            14  14  5   62  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 WYVERN 61-1206              20  23  0   61  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        18  17  1   61  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
 POSTMORTEM 82-7091          15  20  0   61  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 ICE FOX 5-3877              17  10  0   60  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 MENTAL 25-5075              15   8  1   60  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  44  0   59  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   26  26  0   58  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37         15   6  0   58  HOUSE OF RATS (5239)       JHANS
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       24  21  1   57  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HOFFA 5-4622                23  34  0   56  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 HORNS 21-5770               17  13  0   56  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
-MIPPLE 62-3513              15  10  0   55  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  15   8  1   54  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     14   3  0   54  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
-MOUSE DAVIS 5-4379          14   9  2   53  PARTY ANIMALS (4766)       KALTOS
-NIKITA 36-6639              12   6  1   51  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SQUYER 25-4871              18  22  0   50  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-ROBESPIERRE 61-3098         15   4  1   50  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
-SABURO SAKAI 63-2605        15   5  0   50  EMPIRE OF THE SUN (5249)   AMEN-TEI
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         3   9  0   50  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  18  1   46  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  70  0   44  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     25   6  0   44  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      12  16  3   44  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  92  0   43  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         23  19  1   40  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-OK10 82-13420               10   7  3   40  GO9 (5240)                 DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              25  21  1   28  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         20  12  1   18  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
GORDIAN 63-2104            47  41  0 WHY KNOT 2669          SQUIRREL KILLER 82-327 516

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Galen -- The Commission has been saying right along that it doesn't like to see
people with fewer than fourteen wins in the basic arenas, and one guy even got KILLED
DEAD at 112 fights.  How fair is that, if they're NOW going to boot people out at 100
regardless of record? -- Duff
P.S.  They SAY they're doing it to prevent sandbagging.  Oh, right, like *I* am going
to a tourney?  Cheese.

     Duff -- What did I miss?  You're not in this arena. -- Galen

Twig -- I fear you have misjudged the strength of your wood.  Come back when you're a
branch. -- Lethe

Shepherd Moon -- Sheepskin is not In this year. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Bart Wellens -- Well, I could have done without THAT.  Rise fast and get out of
reach. -- Delice the Red

Carpet Burn -- Heck.  Nobody listens to me.  I wanted to be retired. -- Duff

Holy Schlitz -- Is that better than Holy Water? -- Tatharli

Locked In -- I really hate your style.  But thanks for helping me get that train. --
Khirza

Glitter Marks -- Nice fighting, but you need to work on your endurance. -- Gazelle

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GYRADOS bested SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE BUTCHER won victory over POOPIEHEAD in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
TWIG subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BART WELLENS vanquished YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BIG STRONG MAN subdued PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
LOCKED IN devastated SMUNCH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BURST beat SECOND OMEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.
THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
PATRIOT vanquished KHIRZA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER was savagely defeated by COUCH POTATO in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
JACKASS was savagely defeated by ORAL B in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO devastated JUST A JOB TO DO in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DARK TYPHLOSION was devastated by CARNAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FALCON overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ODDJOB vanquished MARK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CHIP devastated QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
ING was demolished by SPOTTED PONY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
AFRICAN GREY was overpowered by BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TERRIBLE TWO viciously subdued VANGUARD in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
T. ZER was luckily beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
NICKEL handily defeated LIL NOIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HALO demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE overpowered HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAGIC JOHNSON was defeated by FLAT TOP in a 2 minute Challenge match.
HORNED ONE vanquished HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
MENTAL was handily defeated by JERICO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MARCIANO was vanquished by HONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HOT SAUCE JONES was vanquished by BLIZZARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
KING BEAR savagely defeated JESUS in a popular 4 minute gory match.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MATA HARI savagely defeated AUDIE MURPHY in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was devastated by CIARAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered BELIAL in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
CHOKING CHICKEN was handily defeated by RAISON D'ETRE in a 1 minute uneven match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE vanquished FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEPHRON was demolished by MANTISSA in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered CRIMSON BLUSH in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
SQUIRREL KILLER butchered GORDIAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
NORAF was handily defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STRAWBERRY BUSH handily defeated THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
PEACE overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ACK VERT overpowered KERMORVAN in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overpowered GAZELLE in a exciting 2 minute uneven competition.
MARCINKO demolished YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
DALI PARTON was subdued by RYRELEE in a 2 minute battle.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING defeated CHIMPANZEE in a 2 minute bout.
NEVERMORE handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
DR BOERNER beat GRAY WIND in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
COOKIE SNORT devastated LORD TAYLOR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
COL SALOMON was demolished by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute gory mismatched contest.
QUASAR defeated DOAMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
VIGO overpowered LETHE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS handily defeated KOGITSUNE MARU in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WHITE WATER HIPPO overpowered DELICIOUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SALENA WARSMITH demolished HO HUM HO in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PERSIANA JONES was handily defeated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
BLACK MESSIAH overpowered TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
IN-BRED BEAR was overpowered by FIENDISH GLEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIPPS MCFRENZY was vanquished by GENEVIEVE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARMONY subdued ROGUE 7 in a popular 1 minute duel.
SWALLOWTAIL was defeated by SWEATCAKE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
THE LIMELIGHT bested EVERSTORM in a 2 minute bout.
KAIDEN overpowered CARPET BURN in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ALVIN YORK overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
PERSEUS was viciously subdued by JOHN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE luckily beat MABON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brutal duel.
TY DEL-WAVE was overpowered by ROCKWELL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
F. TIM demolished BLAK MASK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven conflict.
WEYLUND overpowered VIOLENCE FETISH in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
DONAHAR savagely defeated FUZZY BUZZCUT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome fray.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished SAIONJI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ED 209 bested GOUT GOUT in a exciting 4 minute match.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was overpowered by NECROMANCER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SUDSY DEODORANT handily defeated JONES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GLITTER MARKS overpowered HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was viciously subdued by PSYCHO BITCH in a 2 minute match.
SWINGDADDY-O beat RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute duel.
THIRD BASE SPOCK handily defeated SCRAG in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
STORMBLADE narrowly defeated ZAKAU in a popular 5 minute gory bout.
SKYWISE handily defeated DELICE THE RED in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
RUG BURN overpowered ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IMAGE ENHANCER was viciously subdued by FRANK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
DUCK RUBBER vanquished DARK STAR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ASSUR was overpowered by MESSENGER BIRD in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
TELA was overpowered by BOOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LE PAIN DLG subdued YOBER in a popular 2 minute duel.
BUBBA devastated STEINBACH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT won victory over STRONGBOW in a exciting 3 minute competition.
POSTMORTEM won victory over LE NETTOYE in a action packed 6 minute fight.
MAGENTA outwaited COCAINE in a slow 11 minute bloody fray.
ON THE WASHER handily defeated ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
JOLEE BINDO was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HORNS was handily defeated by FURRY BOX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHOTGUN overpowered WYVERN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided bout.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was subdued by CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute fray.
HARRY SELDON viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
NOSE KICKER was overpowered by LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLOODCRUNCHER overpowered TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
S. MARY ROSE slimly lost to CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
RAGING PYROTHAG vanquished BERTHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fray.
WASP was demolished by BAGMAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CRAZY FINGERS was overpowered by SVAD BONEGRIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEFORE THE DAWN was devastated by SILVERBOLT in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
2 + 2 = 4 luckily beat ICE FOX in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
PALANTIRIATHALASA demolished FRANKENBUTT in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  55         AIMED BLOW       157 - 118 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      30         LUNGING ATTACK   312 - 260 -  4      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   28         SLASHING ATTACK  154 - 133 -  3      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         STRIKING ATTACK   67 -  60 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         PARRY-LUNGE      109 - 104 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         WALL OF STEEL    130 - 156 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         BASHING ATTACK    50 -  65 -  2      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  48 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     8         TOTAL PARRY       63 - 110 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  27 -  0      36  |

Turn 516 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  6     AIMED BLOW        14 - 16         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 10         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    32 - 23     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 11     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 18         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  6         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BURST 25-3654              50  38  1  288 ERRATA (3564)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     72  83 17  275 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           65  43  1  264 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            64  32  5  252 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   49  49  0  252 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
AIMED BLOW       PATRIOT 82-11164           49  30  1  248 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       104  62  1  242 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     80  73  2  205 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      41  42  0  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  58  45  2  185 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LE NETTOYE 28-4069.  The ten other most popular fighters were MABON 
82-10314, KING BEAR 35-3629, T. ZER 9-5011, DONAHAR 24-3006, ICE FOX 5-3877, COUCH 
POTATO 3-2985, HARRY SELDON 82-18333, HALO 11-6189, DARK THUNDER 6-5397, and TERRIBLE 
TWO 31-5195.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGENTA 3-5711.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COCAINE 78-2311, BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148, WASP 96-1335, TATHARLI 
33-4505, HORNS 21-5770, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, STEINBACH 30-4473, TELA 30-2973, DARK 
STAR 30-4468, and ADAM 7-4830.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ARADI(60)            3  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  3 0  MORYA(28)            0  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  6 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  IAYE(30)             1  6 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  4 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           8  7 0  DWES EG(82)         17  7 1  
TALCAMA(18)         17 17 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CIARAN 1-7176               35  27  2  251  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20  13  1  127  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        104  62  1  242  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         80  60  1  205  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       32  27  1  187  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           43  15  2  235  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        34  21  3  227  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 LETHE 9-4782                54  58  3  199  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          27  27  1  155  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        23  14  0  198  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        19   9  0  195  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 155  6  128  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          37  29  3  222  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      72  83 17  275  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               57  52  3  221  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              50  48  0  229  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            18  11  3   85  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             33  15  0  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               50  38  1  288  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              26  25  0  163  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      63  57  0  186  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         48  26  3  225  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             54  55  1  194  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        24   9  0  175  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           40  19  2  239  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 TATHARLI 33-4505            23  44  0   59  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           52  23  3  285  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     30   4  0  175  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           64  46  1  240  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        43  57  0  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  23  5  203  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 125  0  185  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SILVERBOLT 54-2554          16   8  0   73  RUNNING AMOK (5245)        TROCAR
 GAZELLE 56-3701             34  30  0  187  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              42  26  1  203  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   52  52  0  277  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 WYVERN 61-1206              20  23  0   61  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        60  52  1  185  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 GORDIAN 63-2104             47  41  0  193  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           41  33  0  215  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            71  76  2  196  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             48  31  1  169  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SAIONJI 73-4447             23   9  1  140  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  16  1  186  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     135 172  2  251  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 F. TIM 78-2315              55  62  1  185  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     23  11  2  279  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    25  16  5  180  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             64  32  5  252  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           38  17  4  200  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE