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Date : 06/06/2006 Duedate: 06/19/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-517
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 CORPS 74/3405 2796 1770 54 61.2 MONEY PIT 24/5258
BOY O'S 51/4027 SECOND CHANCES 71/5261
THE BEARS 62/3345 WAR SEEKERS 97/5264
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143
THE BEARS 35/2674 10 FIRE DECK 38/5130 494 403 4 55.1
NASTY MOB 21/4730 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
BABES 36/3876 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
THE BEARS 48/677 WATER DECK 24/4935
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 724 488 10 59.7 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237 FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208
3-CLEVER LINGO 46/4689 151 107 3 58.5 INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671 11-BLADES OF TE 61/5254 998 820 12 54.9
SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 12 VILLAINS 82/5171 1785 1472 22 54.8
PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123 AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 POWER PLAY 82/5179
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 NEVERWAKE 11/5220
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041
PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
4 THE GUYS 68/4180 1673 1194 20 58.4 TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116
SANDY TOO 82/5159 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 13 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813 7 6 0 53.8
BRIAN LOCK 72/5156 14 HELLBOURNE 18/5248 30 26 0 53.6
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144
HOLLYWOOD 82/4962 15 ALL-UGLY TEA 51/5265 895 790 10 53.1
5 NIGHTMARES 99/4725 384 277 6 58.1 16 PIMPS 9/4318 141 127 0 52.6
CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009 RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366
CLUB CULTURE 60/4637 SUNNYDALE 82/4324
6-GO9 82/5240 232 168 3 58.0 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
7 BLACKEST PRI 21/4033 194 141 4 57.9 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
DARKENED PRIDE 19/3583 THE SABBATS 82/5006
8 ENVENOMED 82/4693 579 424 9 57.7 PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117
SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
INCANTATION 18/5178 POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322
MATMATICA 82/4965 17 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571 776 744 10 51.1
ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139
ORCCON THUGS 4/5021 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536
9 WARCKERS 26/2633 32 26 2 55.2 18 ENIGMA 62/4768 345 340 3 50.4
MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423 ALCHEMY 18/4818
100% CANADIAN 65/5260 OLD SCHOOL 41/5128
SECOND CHANCES 75/5263 ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175
MONSTER CHILD 63/4940 82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384
WAR-C-KERS 11/3294 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757
OCT 2001 1 82/5157 TECHNOLOGY 5/1778
GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/4091 19-DYSLEXICS UN 82/5160 95 95 1 50.0
SECOND CHANCES 74/5262 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251
BLACK & BLUE 4/5135 20 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043 4 4 0 50.0
INCARNATIONS 52/3387 21-TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659 50 51 0 49.5
SECOND CHANCES 33/5259 22 FANTASIA 1/4914 1082 1162 11 48.2
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
END OF THE LINE 82/4956 33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 279 357 1 43.9
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 REDHORSE 56/3727
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 34 072905R 41/5256 17 22 0 43.6
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210
THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 35-DEATH FROM B 65/5246 50 65 2 43.5
MAGIC REALM 24/4987 36 MADTOWN 25/5125 3 4 0 42.9
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 37-DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252 17 25 0 40.5
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 38 RUNNING AMOK 54/5245 2 3 0 40.0
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 39-EMPIRE OF TH 63/5249 21 32 0 39.6
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 40-FEAR FACTORY 82/4425 52 84 0 38.2
23 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 204 222 2 47.9 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706 41 ELFQUEST 11/4928 141 229 1 38.1
24 SORCERY COVENA 3/443 177 195 2 47.6 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
25 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483 69 76 0 47.6 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173 DRUID'S GROVE 50/5244
OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185 42 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 17 28 0 37.8
OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152 43 MEN 29/4412 851 1646 17 34.1
OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223 JOHNS 5/3510
26 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391 306 341 0 47.3 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 ARROGANCE 18/2741
27 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587 41 46 2 47.1 WHY KNOT 63/2669
28 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1144 1326 18 46.3 HABIT 78/4547
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
29 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 853 1000 6 46.0 STORIES 49/2835
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 MIKES 14/3982
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 44-CHAUCERS WOR 25/4917 76 151 1 33.5
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 45 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 113 225 0 33.4
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 46 BLUE MOON 9/3907 556 1137 5 32.8
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
30 BIRDS 41/4735 252 303 3 45.4 BAD APPLES 56/3969
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 ISLANDERS 59/5230
ERRATA 25/3564 47 DEATHRATTLE 61/3693 1 5 0 16.7
ERRATUM 26/4945 48 HOUSE OF RAT 36/5239 2 0 0 100
31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 711 860 8 45.3 49 GOT IT FOR C 65/5257 0 1 0 0.0
32 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 37 45 0 45.1 50 STEEL WOLVES 17/5255 0 1 0 0.0
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REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello ladies and gents,
It's a pleasure to meet with you again on this lovely summer day. I hope you're
all well and happy, though I know there are three of you with resurrection hangovers.
We had just one TV challenge this cycle. Aren't there usually more? GYRADOS
(24-4476) (33-15-0,199) of WATER DECK TV challenged DARK THUNDER (6-5397) (44-15-
0,204) of DARK PANTHEON. GYRADOS was bested by DARK THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge fight. This is why people avoid Doc Steele's warriors.
Quite appropriately, the top-ranked contender challenged the Tower Guardian this
cycle. KING BEAR (35-3629) (52-23-3,285) of THE BEARS challenged BURST (25-3654)
(50-38-1,288) of ERRATA. KING BEAR demolished BURST in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge Title melee. King Bear, I am unrealistically hopeful of seeing a column
from you next cycle.
All of our deaths were random matchups. PYGMY SHREW (29-3743) (48-26-3,225) of
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW fought PIPPI NOSTOCKING (18-1484) (79-83-0,221) of CENTER FOR
OLDS. PYGMY SHREW viciously butchered PIPPI NOSTOCKING in an exciting 2 minute
brutal fight. I was sorry to see the beautiful redhead fall. I've sent a basket of
apples and a loaf of freshly baked bread to Pippi. No, I didn't bake it myself. But
I paid a baker to deliver it, fresh from the oven.
SNIPER BEAR (1-4893) (56-96-4,211) of THE BLACK ZOO fought PORK CHOP JUKEBOX
(42-3943) (58-45-2,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SNIPER BEAR executed PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in
a popular 2 minute one-sided fight. It's been a rough cycle for Suave. Two dead!
I've sent Jukebox a jar of chili peppers and a gift certificate to The Neurotic
Hatter (Stylish Headwear for Ladies and Gentlemen).
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (40-34-2,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GAZELLE (56-
3701) (34-30-0,187) of REDHORSE. LIMPY TWO-SCREWS slaughtered GAZELLE in a 1 minute
gruesome one-sided bout. Heh, after seeing two of their guildmates fall, it looks
like some of Suave's warriors stepped onto the sand with a keener sense of "Kill or
be killed." I've sent poor Gazelle a chocolate equinox lamb and the new romance/
suspense novel by Daisy June Wilder.
Of course, Ho-Chan is our overall popularity leader. You know, there are
newsletters about him, what he does in his private life (mostly made up, I'm sure),
what he eats for breakfast, and so on. And especially where he gets his outfits
made. Today he wore something blue and shiny. Even the metal bits were tinted blue.
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (135-172-2,251) of SAND DANCERS fought STRAWBERRY BUSH (82-
5460) (21-9-0,228) of POISONOUS PLANTS. HO-CHAN THE AXE was overpowered by
STRAWBERRY BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOUT GOUT (18-7948) (39-43-0,130) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MABON (82-10314)
(11-19-0,142) of THE SABBATS. GOUT GOUT was viciously subdued by MABON in an action
packed 4 minute gory battle. Mabon is this week's favorite warrior, and this was not
a scum sympathy vote. This fight was mean and dirty, there was eye-gouging and
crotch-slashing and what can I say? The spectators love that stuff.
Chimlevtal Slim was our least favored warrior this cycle. That happens usually
to a newcomer who looks inept and gets taken out in less than a minute. CHIMLEVTAL
SLIM (96-1572) (10-8-4,78) of FREE BLADE KILLERS fought LE NETTOYE (28-4069) (19-18-
1,46) of THE PENTARCHY. CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was demolished by LE NETTOYE in an exciting
1 minute uneven duel. Hang in there, Slim. Things will get better.
Today, Jerico was our most challenged warrior. It's not hard to see why; looks
like a good way for a newcomer to get a win and some skills. GROTESQUE ZOMBIE (12-
6071) (22-12-1,100) of ALL HALLOW'S EVE challenged JERICO (7-4862) (35-80-1,101) of
MORGAN'S BOYS. GROTESQUE ZOMBIE handily defeated JERICO in a 1 minute Challenge
competition. I hope you didn't get any rotted bits on you there, Jer.
Doc Steele's guild (Villains, Thundr + Litening, Dark Pantheon...) was most
avoided by Superior Forces (I don't know the name of that manager). More people
should avoid. It's one of the tools you're given as managers. It isn't a sign of
cowardice, it's just a way to help your own challenges go through.
And that, my friends, is the report, and I'm a bit late with it so there will be
no unsolicited advice. If you would like to solicit some advice, however, just say
so in the personal ads. I advise on all topics.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KING BEAR 35-3629 53 23 3 302 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 24 11 2 290 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 73 83 17 286 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 53 52 0 284 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
PATRIOT 82-11164 50 30 1 255 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041) DWES EG
SULACCO 4-5128 45 43 2 253 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
-CIARAN 1-7176 35 27 2 251 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849 78 75 0 249 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 105 62 1 248 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
ORAL B 82-10020 28 7 0 247 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
MATA HARI 41-3812 65 46 1 246 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 44 15 2 242 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NEVERMORE 1-5260 57 46 2 241 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
DR BOERNER 17-5383 38 29 3 239 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460 22 9 0 237 POISONOUS PLANTS (4322) DWES EG
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 49 26 3 235 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 80 83 0 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARNAL 21-5388 51 48 0 234 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
POSITIVE 26-3633 125 91 0 229 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 34 21 3 227 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671) BONSUR
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 42 33 0 226 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
VIGO 18-6086 60 19 0 225 ALCHEMY (4818) TALCAMA
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 45 56 0 225 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 68 41 1 224 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 57 51 0 221 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 45 15 0 221 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
NEPHRON 30-4147 55 55 1 219 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223 26 23 0 217 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
SECOND OMEN 6-5642 49 18 3 215 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 41 34 2 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
NAVIGATOR 63-2068 41 37 0 213 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 76 64 3 212 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 61 52 1 211 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
DEATH STAR 65-3928 33 20 2 211 100% CANADIAN (5260) DAL SHANG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACKASS 21-4526 34 38 0 210 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
0002 82-12390 9 6 1 210 OCT 2001 1 (5157) DWES EG
RYRELEE 59-478 43 26 1 209 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 39 17 4 209 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 31 29 0 208 BLACK & BLUE (5135) JHELUM
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 91 45 2 207 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
GITHZERAI 3-2866 36 30 0 207 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
BART WELLENS 11-4848 24 14 0 207 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 62 59 5 206 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 39 31 1 206 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
SACRIFICE 82-12669 11 5 0 206 GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (4091) DWES EG
JESUS 82-5459 70 44 3 205 RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
GRAY WIND 6-5201 41 29 1 205 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GYRADOS 24-4476 33 16 0 205 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 64 57 0 204 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104 45 21 0 204 CLUB CULTURE (4637) ARADI
MARCINKO 97-961 64 33 5 203 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
JOHN 29-4177 63 95 1 203 MEN (4412) LAPUR
QUASAR 18-5925 43 54 0 203 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
-FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 35 23 5 203 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
EVERSTORM 69-641 72 76 2 202 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
NORAF 82-3856 48 26 0 202 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
-HARMONY 82-26932 26 14 2 202 PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123) DWES EG
ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461 33 34 0 201 MONSTER CHILD (4940) AMEN-TEI
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 32 47 0 201 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 80 61 1 200 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
KAIDEN 35-3108 110 108 2 199 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
THE NOTHING 1-3297 41 39 0 199 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
BURST 25-3654 50 39 1 198 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 49 50 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-BRUNO 51-4332 46 22 2 198 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 37 21 0 198 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295 27 26 1 198 WAR-C-KERS (3294) ARUAK CITY
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 135 173 2 197 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
FALCON 82-11173 27 14 1 197 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 80 74 2 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
POOPIEHEAD 18-8295 37 32 1 195 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 61 59 2 194 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
PEACE 19-4280 57 53 3 194 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IN THE PIG! 96-864 36 28 6 193 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
DALI PARTON 18-3274 60 80 3 192 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COOKIE SNORT 42-3954 43 58 0 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SMUNCH 18-8337 34 9 2 192 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 25 9 0 192 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
BELIAL 7-3838 149 80 3 191 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 56 97 4 191 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 41 43 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GLITTER MARKS 18-5023 52 56 1 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
REAL GUANO 75-3088 33 16 2 190 SECOND CHANCES (5263) JADE MOUNTAIN
-JOE BLACK 48-3639 31 22 1 190 THE BEARS (677) CAER
CHIMPANZEE 82-12985 20 19 0 190 ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971) DWES EG
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 46 2 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 42 38 1 188 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 39 36 3 188 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
-KERMORVAN 1-3116 29 19 0 188 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
ACK VERT 18-7429 65 44 1 187 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373 38 26 2 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 32 42 2 187 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
LETHE 9-4782 54 59 3 186 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
LOCKED IN 32-4049 40 20 2 186 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 27 19 1 186 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731 24 16 1 186 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 40 50 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LUCIFER 52-3031 31 35 2 185 INCARNATIONS (3387) FRATSFA
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 19 10 0 185 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
KHIRZA 7-1862 142 159 3 184 CASTAWAYS (1083) BONSUR
GAZELLE 56-3701 34 31 0 184 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
TWIG 82-25226 30 18 0 184 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
MANTISSA 82-9324 27 14 2 184 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575 90 89 1 183 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298 52 40 1 183 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
HOFFA 49-3185 71 126 0 182 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 32 28 1 182 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
ODDJOB 82-18436 20 10 1 182 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930 46 62 3 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
LIL NOIR 62-3311 36 38 2 180 ENIGMA (4768) VALAMANTIS
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 25 17 5 180 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
CHIP 60-4413 16 16 1 180 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
F. TIM 78-2315 55 63 1 179 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 35 19 2 179 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 35 24 0 179 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
GORDIAN 63-2104 47 42 0 178 WHY KNOT (2669) AMEN-TEI
COL SALOMON 17-5290 46 57 1 178 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
DIESEL 26-4277 29 46 0 178 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
RACING TURTLE 74-3180 22 17 0 178 SECOND CHANCES (5262) DAYLA KIV
CARPET BURN 3-5698 62 62 0 177 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DRIVEN 63-2398 31 9 1 177 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 31 4 0 177 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
NICKEL 26-4240 27 25 0 176 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
WEYLUND 82-3660 34 23 1 174 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
0001 82-12389 13 2 0 174 OCT 2001 1 (5157) DWES EG
ING 41-3532 32 27 1 173 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 25 13 0 172 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
DELICIOUS 19-3506 24 20 1 172 DARKENED PRIDE (3583) ZUWAYZA
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 65 50 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DOAMER 18-2265 48 55 2 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ROCKWELL 7-5003 24 9 0 171 UNDEAD ARTISTS (757) BONSUR
-PERSEUS 72-1612 48 31 1 169 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 38 33 2 168 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
ROGUE 7 4-5813 27 28 0 167 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 63 64 1 165 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
BLAK MASK 21-5935 33 16 1 165 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
QUINTAL 18-8341 33 15 2 164 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
HO HUM HO 18-7884 43 46 3 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 42 47 0 162 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
DONAHAR 24-3006 27 16 0 162 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
VANGUARD 4-5966 38 23 0 161 ORCCON THUGS (5021) JHELUM
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 34 32 0 161 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 28 28 2 158 WAR-C-KERS (3294) ARUAK CITY
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 35 57 0 157 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
ED 209 5-3955 46 63 4 155 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
DUCK RUBBER 18-7196 56 75 0 153 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 32 40 2 153 MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423) ARKERS
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 72 80 3 152 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 30 12 2 151 SECOND CHANCES (5259) NIATOLI ISLAND
T. ZER 9-5011 24 14 2 151 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STORMBLADE 10-2210 27 28 1 149 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
MABON 82-10314 11 20 0 149 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
SCRAG 96-1173 19 6 4 145 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 20 13 2 142 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 15 15 1 142 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921 49 61 0 141 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MARK 5-4088 50 107 3 140 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
RAINSONG 11-6128 29 37 0 140 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-SAIONJI 73-4447 23 9 1 140 PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
ZAKAU 5-4623 30 28 0 137 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
BUBBA 7-4833 38 85 0 136 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
BOOKIE 18-8458 27 32 0 136 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
JONES 14-1283 32 156 6 134 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186 29 18 1 134 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HOFFA 5-4348 12 100 0 134 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
SKYWISE 11-5687 40 47 1 133 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024 39 42 3 133 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
RUG BURN 18-3702 37 73 4 133 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-WOLVERINE 82-6651 8 11 0 133 HOLLYWOOD (4962) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 75 85 4 131 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 22 32 2 131 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670 17 8 1 129 SANDY TOO (5159) DWES EG
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 34 44 1 128 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
YOBER 2-4537 20 14 1 128 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167 27 24 0 127 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HALO 11-6189 22 7 2 126 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
FRANK 3-5707 56 104 1 124 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 32 25 3 124 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 28 27 0 124 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454 6 2 0 124 THE GUYS (4180) FIREHOLD
NECROMANCER 18-6386 12 5 0 122 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 29 15 1 121 SECOND CHANCES (5262) DAYLA KIV
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 48 63 0 119 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GOUT GOUT 18-7948 39 44 0 119 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 27 18 0 118 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
TELA 30-2973 28 38 1 117 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
-DUFF 59-2180 8 98 0 113 ISLANDERS (5230) ILLIS
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 23 12 1 112 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
HONEY 11-6368 23 25 1 105 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
FLAT TOP 35-3533 20 6 1 105 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WIRLITZ 3-4861 21 8 1 100 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186 43 110 1 98 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536) LAPUR
DARK STAR 30-4468 30 17 2 98 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 24 70 2 98 ARROGANCE (2741) TALCAMA
-SATURN 41-3990 16 50 0 98 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
SHOTGUN 82-5401 14 3 0 97 SCATTERBRAIN (5167) DWES EG
ADAM 7-4830 37 86 2 94 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
-DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267 24 21 1 94 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (5127) BONSUR
JERICO 7-4862 35 81 1 93 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
STEINBACH 30-4473 24 25 0 90 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643 17 4 0 90 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
BAGMAN 4-5890 28 26 1 89 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
LA TOUR 18-8525 25 26 0 88 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
HARRY SELDON 82-18333 13 6 2 87 FOUNDATION ARMY (5158) DWES EG
FURRY BOX 72-4314 8 5 0 87 BRIAN LOCK (5156) DRAGONHEAD
CRAZED 35-3078 19 6 1 84 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-KANT 12-6038 20 21 2 83 DREAMERS (804) RIZTAB
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572 11 8 4 81 FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208) OLD VALAMANTIS
S. MARY ROSE 78-2313 53 69 1 80 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
-REDD 78-1667 22 14 0 80 THE LEGENDS (5225) LIN TIRIAN
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 20 26 1 80 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019 10 13 0 80 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
TATHARLI 33-4505 24 44 0 79 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
STRONGBOW 11-5686 28 56 0 78 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 16 6 0 78 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
PELICAN 41-3949 19 14 0 75 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 17 13 3 75 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
MENTAL 25-5075 16 8 1 75 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
-SHOCHU 16-4912 18 18 2 74 YAMABUSHI (4854) WILLAF
-DARK WING 65-6686 19 15 0 72 MIGHTY DUCKS (5197) DAL SHANG
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 24 19 1 70 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HORNED ONE 6-6098 18 1 1 70 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE 11-6465 17 18 0 69 GERFEL'S FRIENDS (1862) ARUAK CITY
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 25 21 1 68 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
ASHANDAR 21-5694 14 2 0 68 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
FLOYD 99-1041 13 12 4 67 NIGHTMARES (4725) SOUTH RIDGE
MAGENTA 3-5711 59 100 0 66 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954 24 24 0 66 DAMAGE INC. (3483) ILLIS
-GOLDEN SHARK 2-5338 19 7 1 65 THE GOLDEN FISH (4367) NIANIA
-PESCHISOLIDO 7-3999 16 16 1 65 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (4329 BONSUR
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 26 6 0 64 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 21 12 1 64 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 30 100 0 63 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
HORNS 21-5770 18 13 0 63 BLACKEST PRIDE (4033) SUNSET
SILVERBOLT 54-2554 16 9 0 63 RUNNING AMOK (5245) TROCAR
ICE FOX 5-3877 18 10 0 62 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37 16 6 0 62 HOUSE OF RATS (5239) JHANS
WASP 96-1335 10 18 3 62 SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531 26 27 0 61 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 18 18 1 61 PURPLE AND GOLD (5117) JHELUM
-AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 12-6196 15 15 1 61 HIGH JINKS (5084) RIZTAB
-POSTMORTEM 82-7091 15 20 0 61 FEAR FACTORY (4425) DWES EG
HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052 33 23 2 59 OLD SCHOOL (5128) KATI-TEI
NOSE KICKER 82-20640 4 9 0 58 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
-WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212 18 2 1 57 ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265) TRICORUS
-THEODORIC 25-5081 14 13 2 57 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
-MIPPLE 62-3513 15 10 0 55 RIO VISTANS (4390) VALAMANTIS
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 26 37 1 54 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
MARCIANO 96-1446 14 15 5 54 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
-RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320 14 3 0 54 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250) DAYLA KIV
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 35 25 0 52 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121 15 6 1 52 FEAR FACTORY (2926) JURINE
BLIZZARD 22-6504 18 12 3 51 JUST CHILLIN (5043) SOLVEN
-NIKITA 36-6639 12 6 1 51 BABES (3876) JHANS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LE NETTOYE 28-4069 19 19 1 50 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
VAXTON 17-2689 19 23 0 50 STEEL WOLVES (5255) ALJAFIR
-SQUYER 25-4871 18 22 0 50 CHAUCERS WORDS (4917) LYRATILAN
-ROBESPIERRE 61-3098 15 4 1 50 BLADES OF TERROR (5254) JURINE
TRAIN WRECK 62-4121 15 10 1 48 THE BEARS (3345) VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 5-4622 23 35 0 47 JOHNS (3510) KALTOS
WYVERN 61-1206 20 24 0 47 DEATHRATTLE (3693) JURINE
TALON 46-3692 17 13 3 46 FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009) ARDIVENT
HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055 43 71 0 43 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
COCAINE 78-2311 29 93 0 37 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 12 17 3 36 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
BERTHA 30-4469 25 22 1 33 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SWEATCAKE 18-8217 38 33 2 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052 0002 82-12390 517
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Fladrakeen Oosch -- Don't tell me you're maxed already? Well, okay, you can tell me
if you are. But you coulda learned a lot from me, you know. I have lots to teach.
Especially about clothes, and you need some advice there. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Vigo -- Is that short for "vigorous"? It certainly describes you! -- Lethe
Skywise -- Yeah, yeah, they all say that. -- Delice the Red
Bloodcruncher -- Well, if my blood was crunchy, I'd be a madman, too. That must feel
awful! -- Tatharli
Galen -- I was, briefly. Or maybe just briefly active. It was all a put-up job with
the Commission, though. I've got enemies, you see. They're out to GET me. -- Duff
P.S. No way I'm fighting on the Isle. I'm not in this league. Even the puds are
better than me.
Duff -- I understand. That's how I would feel, too, seeing the level of
competition here. It's perfectly honorable, and in many cases eminently
preferable, to take the land option and retire in the country as a defender of
our borders. Well, "retire" might be the wrong word for it, as I understand
there is no stipend with that and a good deal of hard work is involved in making
the land fruitful. Or cowful, or whatever. -- Galen
Patriot -- Why did you not learn six or eight skills from me? Challenge me again,
lad, and this time PAY ATTENTION! -- Khirza
Bal Burg d'Algurd -- But I DID leave my teddy bear behind. That thing you saw me
holding...er...that was an internal organ, I'm not sure which one. -- Gazelle, not
ready to fight on the Isle, not ready at all
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GYRADOS was bested by DARK THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
KING BEAR demolished BURST in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over JOHN in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.
PATRIOT overpowered KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BIG STRONG MAN vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered LETHE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SMUNCH lost to BLACK MESSIAH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CHIP was overpowered by QUASAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EVIL ELMO overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE BUTCHER was defeated by DR BOERNER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
JACKASS devastated BLACK ARCHER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NICKEL demolished ED 209 in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TERRIBLE TWO handily defeated DELICIOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ODDJOB overpowered JONES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
TWIG handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was viciously subdued by FALCON in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
T. ZER demolished SKYWISE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLAT TOP beat ASSUR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE handily defeated JERICO in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MENTAL savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was overpowered by CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HOT SAUCE JONES devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS defeated FURRY BOX in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was overpowered by NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HORNED ONE overpowered HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
LOCKED IN was vanquished by VICTOR CALDERONE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MATA HARI handily defeated LUCIFER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COOKIE SNORT was vanquished by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered F. TIM in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
GENEVIEVE overpowered CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by SULACCO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
POSITIVE defeated GITHZERAI in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
SQUIRREL KILLER devastated CHIMPANZEE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STRAWBERRY BUSH overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
CARNAL won victory over SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 1 minute bout.
MANTISSA was vanquished by YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ORAL B viciously subdued MARCINKO in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
PEACE was demolished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was overcome by SACRIFICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
ACK VERT was overpowered by NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overcame DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered SNIPER BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS won victory over CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 3 minute bout.
THE NOTHING slimly lost to JESUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET was narrowly defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 3 minute match.
COL SALOMON was overpowered by NAVIGATOR in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overcome by DEATH STAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
DALI PARTON was savagely defeated by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
IN-BRED BEAR subdued ING in a 2 minute brawl.
GLITTER MARKS overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VIGO devastated KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE devastated WEYLUND in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
GAZELLE was devastated by NORAF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RYRELEE overpowered DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BART WELLENS subdued POOPIEHEAD in a 2 minute conflict.
IN THE PIG! was savagely defeated by GRAY WIND in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
AUDIE MURPHY overpowered SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SWEATCAKE was slaughtered by 0002 in a popular 3 minute one-sided bout.
THE LIMELIGHT overpowered HO HUM HO in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
LIPPS MCFRENZY was subdued by DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute battle.
GORDIAN was overpowered by VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA vanquished DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
REAL GUANO savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
BELIAL overpowered SUDSY DEODORANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
PRONTO PONGO savagely defeated VANGUARD in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
SECOND OMEN vanquished DRIVEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROMUALD B TUNE overpowered SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
TY DEL-WAVE demolished SWINGDADDY-O in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
ROGUE 7 vanquished FRANK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
DIESEL demolished STORMBLADE in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
RACING TURTLE viciously subdued RAINSONG in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
BLAK MASK overpowered YOBER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
ROCKWELL handily defeated RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
0001 demolished BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
QUINTAL vanquished ZAKAU in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIFF-RAFF was vanquished by DELICE THE RED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARK TYPHLOSION devastated HOFFA in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
AFRICAN GREY was defeated by DEATHBRINGER in a 2 minute competition.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overcame MABON in a 2 minute fight.
PERSIANA JONES overpowered TELA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARPET BURN demolished FUZZY BUZZCUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
DOAMER vanquished BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ALBINO RAINBOW overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HALO savagely defeated GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody fight.
THIRD BASE SPOCK was demolished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARK viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a action packed 3 minute bloody melee.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished STEINBACH in a 2 minute uneven match.
NECROMANCER was overpowered by SCRAG in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
PSYCHO BITCH was defeated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 2 minute competition.
DREAM CATCHER was unbelievably bested by KANGAROO LIFEBOAT in a 3 minute battle.
ADAM was beaten by HONEY in a action packed 1 minute contest.
MESSENGER BIRD was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
DARK STAR overpowered ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEOPHYTE was handily defeated by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BLIZZARD lost to JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 2 minute melee.
HORNS vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASHANDAR vanquished TALON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOTGUN handily defeated STRONGBOW in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
BERTHA was viciously subdued by ICE FOX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
BAGMAN savagely defeated MAGENTA in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
MAGIC JOHNSON was beaten by CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
LA TOUR handily defeated SILVERBOLT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated HOFFA in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HARRY SELDON devastated SVAD BONEGRIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
BEFORE THE DAWN devastated WYVERN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOODCRUNCHER demolished WASP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
TATHARLI handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TRAIN WRECK was demolished by PELICAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZED handily defeated HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute uneven battle.
IZZI'S CORPSE unbelievably bested LE NETTOYE in a exciting 3 minute match.
FLOYD was savagely defeated by S. MARY ROSE in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
VAXTON was overpowered by FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 60 AIMED BLOW 162 - 113 - 1 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 33 LUNGING ATTACK 307 - 255 - 5 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 29 STRIKING ATTACK 70 - 59 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 28 SLASHING ATTACK 147 - 132 - 3 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 19 PARRY-LUNGE 104 - 106 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 18 WALL OF STEEL 127 - 153 - 1 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 16 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 65 - 2 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 PARRY-STRIKE 32 - 46 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 28 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 TOTAL PARRY 57 - 111 - 0 34 |
Turn 517 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 22 - 11 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 6 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 37 - 23 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 16 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 11 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 14
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK KING BEAR 35-3629 53 23 3 302 THE BEARS (2674)
PARRY-LUNGE BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 73 83 17 286 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
AIMED BLOW PATRIOT 82-11164 50 30 1 255 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)
TOTAL PARRY COUCH POTATO 3-2985 105 62 1 248 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
STRIKING ATTACK PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484 80 83 0 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK CARNAL 21-5388 51 48 0 234 GRIM FANDANGO (4581)
WALL OF STEEL BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 45 56 0 225 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GITHZERAI 3-2866 36 30 0 207 SORCERY COVENANT (443)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 80 74 2 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 58 46 2 188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was ORAL B 82-10020. The ten other most popular fighters were GRAY WIND
6-5201, FURRY BOX 72-4314, DREAM CATCHER 74-3177, GYRADOS 24-4476, FALCON 82-11173,
MENTAL 25-5075, PRONTO PONGO 26-3999, BAGMAN 4-5890, HALO 11-6189, and MESSENGER BIRD
30-4414.
The least popular fighter this week was VAXTON 17-2689. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052, TRAIN WRECK 62-4121, WYVERN 61-1206, HOFFA
5-4622, TALON 46-3692, COCAINE 78-2311, NEOPHYTE 82-4574, ADAM 7-4830, MIYAGI'S MIATA
42-4130, and BUBBA 7-4833.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 5 4 0 CALEAM(26) 4 0 0 ARADI(60) 3 1 0
JHELUM(4) 5 4 0 MORYA(28) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 2 5 0 LAPUR(29) 3 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 5 0 0 IAYE(30) 3 4 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 2 2 0
BONSUR(7) 2 4 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 3 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 7 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 2 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 5 10 0 DWES EG(82) 17 7 1
TALCAMA(18) 14 20 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 2 4 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 2 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 5 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE NOTHING 1-3297 41 39 0 199 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
YOBER 2-4537 20 14 1 128 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 105 62 1 248 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SULACCO 4-5128 45 43 2 253 DEATH ON A STIK (4706) JHELUM
CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330 32 28 1 182 TECHNOLOGY (1778) KALTOS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 44 15 2 242 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 149 80 3 191 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 32 40 2 153 MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423) ARKERS
LETHE 9-4782 54 59 3 186 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
STORMBLADE 10-2210 27 28 1 149 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
BART WELLENS 11-4848 24 14 0 207 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 39 31 1 206 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 32 156 6 134 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
DR BOERNER 17-5383 38 29 3 239 82ND ILLINOIS (4384) ALJAFIR
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 73 83 17 286 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
PEACE 19-4280 57 53 3 194 DRUNKEN TOAD (4587) ZUWAYZA
CARNAL 21-5388 51 48 0 234 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
BLIZZARD 22-6504 18 12 3 51 JUST CHILLIN (5043) SOLVEN
GYRADOS 24-4476 33 16 0 205 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
BURST 25-3654 50 39 1 198 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
POSITIVE 26-3633 125 91 0 229 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 64 57 0 204 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 49 26 3 235 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 55 55 1 219 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 25 9 0 192 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
LOCKED IN 32-4049 40 20 2 186 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
BEACHED WHALE 33-6405 30 12 2 151 SECOND CHANCES (5259) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING BEAR 35-3629 53 23 3 302 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37 16 6 0 62 HOUSE OF RATS (5239) JHANS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 31 4 0 177 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
MATA HARI 41-3812 65 46 1 246 FIST OF FIVE (3875) KATI-TEI
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 45 56 0 225 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 26 37 1 54 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
HOFFA 49-3185 71 126 0 182 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
LUCIFER 52-3031 31 35 2 185 INCARNATIONS (3387) FRATSFA
SILVERBOLT 54-2554 16 9 0 63 RUNNING AMOK (5245) TROCAR
GAZELLE 56-3701 34 31 0 184 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
RYRELEE 59-478 43 26 1 209 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763 53 52 0 284 ARADI'S DEAD (4175) ARADI
WYVERN 61-1206 20 24 0 47 DEATHRATTLE (3693) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 61 52 1 211 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NAVIGATOR 63-2068 41 37 0 213 CAR AND DRIVER (2133) AMEN-TEI
DEATH STAR 65-3928 33 20 2 211 100% CANADIAN (5260) DAL SHANG
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 42 33 0 226 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 91 45 2 207 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
FURRY BOX 72-4314 8 5 0 87 BRIAN LOCK (5156) DRAGONHEAD
RACING TURTLE 74-3180 22 17 0 178 SECOND CHANCES (5262) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 135 173 2 197 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
F. TIM 78-2315 55 63 1 179 HABIT (4547) LIN TIRIAN
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 24 11 2 290 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
IN THE PIG! 96-864 36 28 6 193 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 64 33 5 203 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 39 17 4 209 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE