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Date   : 06/06/2006    Duedate: 06/19/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-517

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 CORPS 74/3405        2796 1770 54 61.2      MONEY PIT 24/5258                     
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    THE BEARS 62/3345                           WAR SEEKERS 97/5264                   
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        10 FIRE DECK 38/5130     494  403  4 55.1
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    BABES 36/3876                               CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    THE BEARS 48/677                            WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  2 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    724  488 10 59.7      ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
  3-CLEVER LINGO 46/4689  151  107  3 58.5      INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                    11-BLADES OF TE 61/5254  998  820 12 54.9
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                     12 VILLAINS 82/5171     1785 1472 22 54.8
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247                 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
  4 THE GUYS 68/4180     1673 1194 20 58.4      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    SANDY TOO 82/5159                           DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                     THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      13 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    7    6  0 53.8
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                       14 HELLBOURNE 18/5248     30   26  0 53.6
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   BRING OUT THE DEAD 97/5144            
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                        15 ALL-UGLY TEA 51/5265  895  790 10 53.1
  5 NIGHTMARES 99/4725    384  277  6 58.1   16 PIMPS 9/4318          141  127  0 52.6
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133                      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009                     RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
  6-GO9 82/5240           232  168  3 58.0      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
  7 BLACKEST PRI 21/4033  194  141  4 57.9      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    DARKENED PRIDE 19/3583                      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
  8 ENVENOMED 82/4693     579  424  9 57.7      PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    MATMATICA 82/4965                        17 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  776  744 10 51.1
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
  9 WARCKERS 26/2633       32   26  2 55.2   18 ENIGMA 62/4768        345  340  3 50.4
    MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423                   ALCHEMY 18/4818                       
    100% CANADIAN 65/5260                       OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                    
    SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                      ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                  
    MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                       82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                 
    WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                          UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                  
    OCT 2001 1 82/5157                          TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                     
    GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/4091                19-DYSLEXICS UN 82/5160   95   95  1 50.0
    SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                      20 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    4    4  0 50.0
    INCARNATIONS 52/3387                     21-TUFT TUGGERS 11/2659   50   51  0 49.5
    SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                   22 FANTASIA 1/4914      1082 1162 11 48.2

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  33 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      279  357  1 43.9
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     REDHORSE 56/3727                      
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                34 072905R 41/5256        17   22  0 43.6
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      DEATH BY CHOCOLATE 97/5210            
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     35-DEATH FROM B 65/5246   50   65  2 43.5
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      36 MADTOWN 25/5125         3    4  0 42.9
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   37-DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    17   25  0 40.5
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  38 RUNNING AMOK 54/5245    2    3  0 40.0
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  39-EMPIRE OF TH 63/5249   21   32  0 39.6
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   40-FEAR FACTORY 82/4425   52   84  0 38.2
 23 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  204  222  2 47.9      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   41 ELFQUEST 11/4928      141  229  1 38.1
 24 SORCERY COVENA 3/443  177  195  2 47.6      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 25 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    69   76  0 47.6      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250                  RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                       DRUID'S GROVE 50/5244                 
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185               42 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   17   28  0 37.8
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 43 MEN 29/4412           851 1646 17 34.1
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    JOHNS 5/3510                          
 26 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  306  341  0 47.3      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
 27 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   41   46  2 47.1      WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 28 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1144 1326 18 46.3      HABIT 78/4547                         
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 29 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    853 1000  6 46.0      STORIES 49/2835                       
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    MIKES 14/3982                         
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                44-CHAUCERS WOR 25/4917   76  151  1 33.5
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              45 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  113  225  0 33.4
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   46 BLUE MOON 9/3907      556 1137  5 32.8
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 30 BIRDS 41/4735         252  303  3 45.4      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       ISLANDERS 59/5230                     
    ERRATA 25/3564                           47 DEATHRATTLE 61/3693     1    5  0 16.7
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          48 HOUSE OF RAT 36/5239    2    0  0  100
 31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  711  860  8 45.3   49 GOT IT FOR C 65/5257    0    1  0  0.0
 32 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    37   45  0 45.1   50 STEEL WOLVES 17/5255    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello ladies and gents,

     It's a pleasure to meet with you again on this lovely summer day.  I hope you're
all well and happy, though I know there are three of you with resurrection hangovers.
     We had just one TV challenge this cycle.  Aren't there usually more?  GYRADOS
(24-4476) (33-15-0,199) of WATER DECK TV challenged DARK THUNDER (6-5397) (44-15-
0,204) of DARK PANTHEON.  GYRADOS was bested by DARK THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 4
minute Challenge fight.  This is why people avoid Doc Steele's warriors.
     Quite appropriately, the top-ranked contender challenged the Tower Guardian this
cycle.  KING BEAR (35-3629) (52-23-3,285) of THE BEARS challenged BURST (25-3654)
(50-38-1,288) of ERRATA.  KING BEAR demolished BURST in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge Title melee.  King Bear, I am unrealistically hopeful of seeing a column
from you next cycle.
     All of our deaths were random matchups.  PYGMY SHREW (29-3743) (48-26-3,225) of
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW fought PIPPI NOSTOCKING (18-1484) (79-83-0,221) of CENTER FOR
OLDS.  PYGMY SHREW viciously butchered PIPPI NOSTOCKING in an exciting 2 minute
brutal fight.  I was sorry to see the beautiful redhead fall.  I've sent a basket of
apples and a loaf of freshly baked bread to Pippi.  No, I didn't bake it myself.  But
I paid a baker to deliver it, fresh from the oven.
     SNIPER BEAR (1-4893) (56-96-4,211) of THE BLACK ZOO fought PORK CHOP JUKEBOX
(42-3943) (58-45-2,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SNIPER BEAR executed PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in
a popular 2 minute one-sided fight.  It's been a rough cycle for Suave.  Two dead!
I've sent Jukebox a jar of chili peppers and a gift certificate to The Neurotic
Hatter (Stylish Headwear for Ladies and Gentlemen).
     LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (40-34-2,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GAZELLE (56-
3701) (34-30-0,187) of REDHORSE.  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS slaughtered GAZELLE in a 1 minute
gruesome one-sided bout.  Heh, after seeing two of their guildmates fall, it looks
like some of Suave's warriors stepped onto the sand with a keener sense of "Kill or
be killed."  I've sent poor Gazelle a chocolate equinox lamb and the new romance/
suspense novel by Daisy June Wilder.
     Of course, Ho-Chan is our overall popularity leader.  You know, there are
newsletters about him, what he does in his private life (mostly made up, I'm sure),
what he eats for breakfast, and so on.  And especially where he gets his outfits
made.  Today he wore something blue and shiny.  Even the metal bits were tinted blue.
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (135-172-2,251) of SAND DANCERS fought  STRAWBERRY BUSH (82-
5460) (21-9-0,228) of POISONOUS PLANTS.  HO-CHAN THE AXE was overpowered by
STRAWBERRY BUSH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     GOUT GOUT (18-7948) (39-43-0,130) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MABON (82-10314)
(11-19-0,142) of THE SABBATS.  GOUT GOUT was viciously subdued by MABON in an action
packed 4 minute gory battle.  Mabon is this week's favorite warrior, and this was not
a scum sympathy vote.  This fight was mean and dirty, there was eye-gouging and
crotch-slashing and what can I say?  The spectators love that stuff.
     Chimlevtal Slim was our least favored warrior this cycle.  That happens usually
to a newcomer who looks inept and gets taken out in less than a minute.  CHIMLEVTAL
SLIM (96-1572) (10-8-4,78) of FREE BLADE KILLERS fought LE NETTOYE (28-4069) (19-18-
1,46) of THE PENTARCHY.  CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was demolished by LE NETTOYE in an exciting
1 minute uneven duel.  Hang in there, Slim.  Things will get better.
     Today, Jerico was our most challenged warrior.  It's not hard to see why; looks
like a good way for a newcomer to get a win and some skills.  GROTESQUE ZOMBIE (12-
6071) (22-12-1,100) of ALL HALLOW'S EVE challenged JERICO (7-4862) (35-80-1,101) of
MORGAN'S BOYS.  GROTESQUE ZOMBIE handily defeated JERICO in a 1 minute Challenge
competition.  I hope you didn't get any rotted bits on you there, Jer.
     Doc Steele's guild (Villains, Thundr + Litening, Dark Pantheon...) was most
avoided by Superior Forces (I don't know the name of that manager).  More people
should avoid.  It's one of the tools you're given as managers.  It isn't a sign of
cowardice, it's just a way to help your own challenges go through.
     And that, my friends, is the report, and I'm a bit late with it so there will be
no unsolicited advice.  If you would like to solicit some advice, however, just say
so in the personal ads.  I advise on all topics.

                                     Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           53  23  3  302  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     24  11  2  290  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      73  83 17  286  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   53  52  0  284  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 PATRIOT 82-11164            50  30  1  255  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 SULACCO 4-5128              45  43  2  253  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
-CIARAN 1-7176               35  27  2  251  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   78  75  0  249  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        105  62  1  248  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ORAL B 82-10020             28   7  0  247  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           65  46  1  246  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           44  15  2  242  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NEVERMORE 1-5260            57  46  2  241  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          38  29  3  239  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     22   9  0  237  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         49  26  3  235  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    80  83  0  234  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARNAL 21-5388              51  48  0  234  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 POSITIVE 26-3633           125  91  0  229  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        34  21  3  227  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           42  33  0  226  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 VIGO 18-6086                60  19  0  225  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       45  56  0  225  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         68  41  1  224  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           57  51  0  221  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         45  15  0  221  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NEPHRON 30-4147             55  55  1  219  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    26  23  0  217  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          49  18  3  215  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    41  34  2  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 NAVIGATOR 63-2068           41  37  0  213  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   76  64  3  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        61  52  1  211  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          33  20  2  211  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACKASS 21-4526             34  38  0  210  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 0002 82-12390                9   6  1  210  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 RYRELEE 59-478              43  26  1  209  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           39  17  4  209  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        31  29  0  208  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     91  45  2  207  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 GITHZERAI 3-2866            36  30  0  207  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        24  14  0  207  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    62  59  5  206  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    39  31  1  206  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 SACRIFICE 82-12669          11   5  0  206  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (4091)   DWES EG
 JESUS 82-5459               70  44  3  205  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            41  29  1  205  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 GYRADOS 24-4476             33  16  0  205  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      64  57  0  204  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       45  21  0  204  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 MARCINKO 97-961             64  33  5  203  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 JOHN 29-4177                63  95  1  203  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 QUASAR 18-5925              43  54  0  203  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  23  5  203  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 EVERSTORM 69-641            72  76  2  202  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 NORAF 82-3856               48  26  0  202  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
-HARMONY 82-26932            26  14  2  202  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     33  34  0  201  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        32  47  0  201  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         80  61  1  200  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 KAIDEN 35-3108             110 108  2  199  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          41  39  0  199  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 BURST 25-3654               50  39  1  198  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    49  50  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BRUNO 51-4332               46  22  2  198  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         37  21  0  198  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   27  26  1  198  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     135 173  2  197  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 FALCON 82-11173             27  14  1  197  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      80  74  2  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          37  32  1  195  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        61  59  2  194  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 PEACE 19-4280               57  53  3  194  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  28  6  193  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         60  80  3  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        43  58  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SMUNCH 18-8337              34   9  2  192  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        25   9  0  192  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BELIAL 7-3838              149  80  3  191  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          56  97  4  191  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       41  43  0  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       52  56  1  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          33  16  2  190  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
-JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  22  1  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         20  19  0  190  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   58  46  2  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         42  38  1  188  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       39  36  3  188  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-KERMORVAN 1-3116            29  19  0  188  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 ACK VERT 18-7429            65  44  1  187  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      38  26  2  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     32  42  2  187  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LETHE 9-4782                54  59  3  186  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           40  20  2  186  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        27  19  1  186  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-LORD TAYLOR 74-3731         24  16  1  186  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  50  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LUCIFER 52-3031             31  35  2  185  INCARNATIONS (3387)        FRATSFA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        19  10  0  185  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 KHIRZA 7-1862              142 159  3  184  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 GAZELLE 56-3701             34  31  0  184  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 TWIG 82-25226               30  18  0  184  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 MANTISSA 82-9324            27  14  2  184  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    90  89  1  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       52  40  1  183  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 126  0  182  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       32  28  1  182  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 ODDJOB 82-18436             20  10  1  182  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     46  62  3  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LIL NOIR 62-3311            36  38  2  180  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    25  17  5  180  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIP 60-4413                16  16  1  180  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 F. TIM 78-2315              55  63  1  179  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          35  19  2  179  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      35  24  0  179  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 GORDIAN 63-2104             47  42  0  178  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 COL SALOMON 17-5290         46  57  1  178  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 DIESEL 26-4277              29  46  0  178  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       22  17  0  178  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          62  62  0  177  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DRIVEN 63-2398              31   9  1  177  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     31   4  0  177  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 NICKEL 26-4240              27  25  0  176  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 WEYLUND 82-3660             34  23  1  174  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 0001 82-12389               13   2  0  174  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 ING 41-3532                 32  27  1  173  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   25  13  0  172  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 DELICIOUS 19-3506           24  20  1  172  DARKENED PRIDE (3583)      ZUWAYZA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   65  50  0  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DOAMER 18-2265              48  55  2  171  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROCKWELL 7-5003             24   9  0  171  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
-PERSEUS 72-1612             48  31  1  169  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           38  33  2  168  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              27  28  0  167  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       63  64  1  165  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           33  16  1  165  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 QUINTAL 18-8341             33  15  2  164  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           43  46  3  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       42  47  0  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DONAHAR 24-3006             27  16  0  162  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 VANGUARD 4-5966             38  23  0  161  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         34  32  0  161  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      28  28  2  158  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   35  57  0  157  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ED 209 5-3955               46  63  4  155  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         56  75  0  153  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          32  40  2  153  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      72  80  3  152  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       30  12  2  151  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 T. ZER 9-5011               24  14  2  151  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          27  28  1  149  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 MABON 82-10314              11  20  0  149  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 SCRAG 96-1173               19   6  4  145  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     20  13  2  142  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        15  15  1  142  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        49  61  0  141  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MARK 5-4088                 50 107  3  140  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  37  0  140  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SAIONJI 73-4447             23   9  1  140  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  28  0  137  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BUBBA 7-4833                38  85  0  136  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BOOKIE 18-8458              27  32  0  136  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               32 156  6  134  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   29  18  1  134  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HOFFA 5-4348                12 100  0  134  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SKYWISE 11-5687             40  47  1  133  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       39  42  3  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RUG BURN 18-3702            37  73  4  133  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-WOLVERINE 82-6651            8  11  0  133  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            75  85  4  131  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        22  32  2  131  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670       17   8  1  129  SANDY TOO (5159)           DWES EG
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         34  44  1  128  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 YOBER 2-4537                20  14  1  128  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    27  24  0  127  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HALO 11-6189                22   7  2  126  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 FRANK 3-5707                56 104  1  124  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      32  25  3  124  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      28  27  0  124  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        6   2  0  124  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         12   5  0  122  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       29  15  1  121  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      48  63  0  119  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  44  0  119  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     27  18  0  118  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 TELA 30-2973                28  38  1  117  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-DUFF 59-2180                 8  98  0  113  ISLANDERS (5230)           ILLIS
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    23  12  1  112  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 HONEY 11-6368               23  25  1  105  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            20   6  1  105  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              21   8  1  100  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     43 110  1   98  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 DARK STAR 30-4468           30  17  2   98  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821               24  70  2   98  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
-SATURN 41-3990              16  50  0   98  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             14   3  0   97  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 37  86  2   94  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-DIKEMBE MUTUMBO 7-3267      24  21  1   94  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (5127)   BONSUR
 JERICO 7-4862               35  81  1   93  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  25  0   90  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      17   4  0   90  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 BAGMAN 4-5890               28  26  1   89  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 LA TOUR 18-8525             25  26  0   88  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HARRY SELDON 82-18333       13   6  2   87  FOUNDATION ARMY (5158)     DWES EG
 FURRY BOX 72-4314            8   5  0   87  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 CRAZED 35-3078              19   6  1   84  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-KANT 12-6038                20  21  2   83  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     11   8  4   81  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        53  69  1   80  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-REDD 78-1667                22  14  0   80  THE LEGENDS (5225)         LIN TIRIAN
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         20  26  1   80  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019      10  13  0   80  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 TATHARLI 33-4505            24  44  0   79  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           28  56  0   78  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            16   6  0   78  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 PELICAN 41-3949             19  14  0   75  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     17  13  3   75  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 MENTAL 25-5075              16   8  1   75  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-SHOCHU 16-4912              18  18  2   74  YAMABUSHI (4854)           WILLAF
-DARK WING 65-6686           19  15  0   72  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         24  19  1   70  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           18   1  1   70  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE 11-6465    17  18  0   69  GERFEL'S FRIENDS (1862)    ARUAK CITY
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       25  21  1   68  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 ASHANDAR 21-5694            14   2  0   68  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 FLOYD 99-1041               13  12  4   67  NIGHTMARES (4725)          SOUTH RIDGE
 MAGENTA 3-5711              59 100  0   66  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        24  24  0   66  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-GOLDEN SHARK 2-5338         19   7  1   65  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
-PESCHISOLIDO 7-3999         16  16  1   65  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (4329 BONSUR
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     26   6  0   64  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         21  12  1   64  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           30 100  0   63  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 HORNS 21-5770               18  13  0   63  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
 SILVERBOLT 54-2554          16   9  0   63  RUNNING AMOK (5245)        TROCAR
 ICE FOX 5-3877              18  10  0   62  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37         16   6  0   62  HOUSE OF RATS (5239)       JHANS
 WASP 96-1335                10  18  3   62  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   26  27  0   61  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        18  18  1   61  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
-AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 12-6196    15  15  1   61  HIGH JINKS (5084)          RIZTAB
-POSTMORTEM 82-7091          15  20  0   61  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        33  23  2   59  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         4   9  0   58  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
-WILLIE MCGEE 51-5212        18   2  1   57  ALL-UGLY TEAM (5265)       TRICORUS
-THEODORIC 25-5081           14  13  2   57  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
-MIPPLE 62-3513              15  10  0   55  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   26  37  1   54  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 MARCIANO 96-1446            14  15  5   54  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     14   3  0   54  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    35  25  0   52  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-PITSPAWN FOULDOG 61-3121    15   6  1   52  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            18  12  3   51  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
-NIKITA 36-6639              12   6  1   51  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  19  1   50  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 VAXTON 17-2689              19  23  0   50  STEEL WOLVES (5255)        ALJAFIR
-SQUYER 25-4871              18  22  0   50  CHAUCERS WORDS (4917)      LYRATILAN
-ROBESPIERRE 61-3098         15   4  1   50  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 TRAIN WRECK 62-4121         15  10  1   48  THE BEARS (3345)           VALAMANTIS
 HOFFA 5-4622                23  35  0   47  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 WYVERN 61-1206              20  24  0   47  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
 TALON 46-3692               17  13  3   46  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009)     ARDIVENT
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  71  0   43  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  93  0   37  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      12  17  3   36  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 BERTHA 30-4469              25  22  1   33  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
SWEATCAKE 18-8217          38  33  2 CENTER FOR OLDS 4052   0002 82-12390          517

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Fladrakeen Oosch -- Don't tell me you're maxed already?  Well, okay, you can tell me
if you are.  But you coulda learned a lot from me, you know.  I have lots to teach.
Especially about clothes, and you need some advice there. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Vigo -- Is that short for "vigorous"?  It certainly describes you! -- Lethe

Skywise -- Yeah, yeah, they all say that. -- Delice the Red

Bloodcruncher -- Well, if my blood was crunchy, I'd be a madman, too.  That must feel
awful! -- Tatharli

Galen -- I was, briefly.  Or maybe just briefly active.  It was all a put-up job with
the Commission, though.  I've got enemies, you see.  They're out to GET me. -- Duff
P.S.  No way I'm fighting on the Isle.  I'm not in this league.  Even the puds are
better than me.

     Duff -- I understand.  That's how I would feel, too, seeing the level of
     competition here.  It's perfectly honorable, and in many cases eminently
     preferable, to take the land option and retire in the country as a defender of
     our borders.  Well, "retire" might be the wrong word for it, as I understand
     there is no stipend with that and a good deal of hard work is involved in making
     the land fruitful.  Or cowful, or whatever. -- Galen

Patriot -- Why did you not learn six or eight skills from me?  Challenge me again,
lad, and this time PAY ATTENTION! -- Khirza

Bal Burg d'Algurd -- But I DID leave my teddy bear behind.  That thing you saw me
holding...er...that was an internal organ, I'm not sure which one. -- Gazelle, not
ready to fight on the Isle, not ready at all

26 May 2006
     The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
     From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance.  With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger.  Let all his foes become ours, and ours his.  May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
     This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc....  If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories.  But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them.  No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason:  quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GYRADOS was bested by DARK THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
KING BEAR demolished BURST in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over JOHN in a popular 5 minute Challenge contest.
PATRIOT overpowered KHIRZA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BIG STRONG MAN vanquished SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THIRD OMEN overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered LETHE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SMUNCH lost to BLACK MESSIAH in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CHIP was overpowered by QUASAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
EVIL ELMO overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE BUTCHER was defeated by DR BOERNER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
JACKASS devastated BLACK ARCHER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
NICKEL demolished ED 209 in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TERRIBLE TWO handily defeated DELICIOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ODDJOB overpowered JONES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
TWIG handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was viciously subdued by FALCON in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
T. ZER demolished SKYWISE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FLAT TOP beat ASSUR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE handily defeated JERICO in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MENTAL savagely defeated 2 + 2 = 4 in a action packed 5 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was overpowered by CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
HOT SAUCE JONES devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FURTIVE RETURNS defeated FURRY BOX in a action packed 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was overpowered by NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HORNED ONE overpowered HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge match.
LOCKED IN was vanquished by VICTOR CALDERONE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MATA HARI handily defeated LUCIFER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
COOKIE SNORT was vanquished by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MICHELLE RROSTARR overpowered F. TIM in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
GENEVIEVE overpowered CAPTAIN CRUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by SULACCO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
POSITIVE defeated GITHZERAI in a exciting 3 minute brutal struggle.
SQUIRREL KILLER devastated CHIMPANZEE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STRAWBERRY BUSH overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
CARNAL won victory over SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 1 minute bout.
MANTISSA was vanquished by YELLOWJACKET in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ORAL B viciously subdued MARCINKO in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
PEACE was demolished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was overcome by SACRIFICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
ACK VERT was overpowered by NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overcame DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
PIPPI NOSTOCKING overpowered SNIPER BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS won victory over CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 3 minute bout.
THE NOTHING slimly lost to JESUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET was narrowly defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 3 minute match.
COL SALOMON was overpowered by NAVIGATOR in a popular 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was overcome by DEATH STAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
DALI PARTON was savagely defeated by EVERSTORM in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
IN-BRED BEAR subdued ING in a 2 minute brawl.
GLITTER MARKS overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VIGO devastated KAIDEN in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE devastated WEYLUND in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
GAZELLE was devastated by NORAF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RYRELEE overpowered DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BART WELLENS subdued POOPIEHEAD in a 2 minute conflict.
IN THE PIG! was savagely defeated by GRAY WIND in a popular 7 minute bloody conflict.
AUDIE MURPHY overpowered SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 4 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
SWEATCAKE was slaughtered by 0002 in a popular 3 minute one-sided bout.
THE LIMELIGHT overpowered HO HUM HO in a exciting 1 minute uneven melee.
LIPPS MCFRENZY was subdued by DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute battle.
GORDIAN was overpowered by VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA vanquished DUCK RUBBER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
REAL GUANO savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
BELIAL overpowered SUDSY DEODORANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
PRONTO PONGO savagely defeated VANGUARD in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
SECOND OMEN vanquished DRIVEN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ROMUALD B TUNE overpowered SPYMASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
TY DEL-WAVE demolished SWINGDADDY-O in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
ROGUE 7 vanquished FRANK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
DIESEL demolished STORMBLADE in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
RACING TURTLE viciously subdued RAINSONG in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
BLAK MASK overpowered YOBER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided struggle.
ROCKWELL handily defeated RUG BURN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
0001 demolished BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by LIL NOIR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
QUINTAL vanquished ZAKAU in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
RIFF-RAFF was vanquished by DELICE THE RED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARK TYPHLOSION devastated HOFFA in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
AFRICAN GREY was defeated by DEATHBRINGER in a 2 minute competition.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overcame MABON in a 2 minute fight.
PERSIANA JONES overpowered TELA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CARPET BURN demolished FUZZY BUZZCUT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
DOAMER vanquished BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
ALBINO RAINBOW overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HALO savagely defeated GOUT GOUT in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody fight.
THIRD BASE SPOCK was demolished by CRAZY HORSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARK viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a action packed 3 minute bloody melee.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished STEINBACH in a 2 minute uneven match.
NECROMANCER was overpowered by SCRAG in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
PSYCHO BITCH was defeated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 2 minute competition.
DREAM CATCHER was unbelievably bested by KANGAROO LIFEBOAT in a 3 minute battle.
ADAM was beaten by HONEY in a action packed 1 minute contest.
MESSENGER BIRD was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
DARK STAR overpowered ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEOPHYTE was handily defeated by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BLIZZARD lost to JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 2 minute melee.
HORNS vanquished COCAINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASHANDAR vanquished TALON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHOTGUN handily defeated STRONGBOW in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
BERTHA was viciously subdued by ICE FOX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
BAGMAN savagely defeated MAGENTA in a action packed 4 minute brutal bout.
MAGIC JOHNSON was beaten by CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
LA TOUR handily defeated SILVERBOLT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated HOFFA in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HARRY SELDON devastated SVAD BONEGRIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
BEFORE THE DAWN devastated WYVERN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOODCRUNCHER demolished WASP in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
TATHARLI handily defeated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TRAIN WRECK was demolished by PELICAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZED handily defeated HOLY SCHLITZ in a 1 minute uneven battle.
IZZI'S CORPSE unbelievably bested LE NETTOYE in a exciting 3 minute match.
FLOYD was savagely defeated by S. MARY ROSE in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
VAXTON was overpowered by FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  60         AIMED BLOW       162 - 113 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      33         LUNGING ATTACK   307 - 255 -  5      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         STRIKING ATTACK   70 -  59 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   28         SLASHING ATTACK  147 - 132 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         PARRY-LUNGE      104 - 106 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         WALL OF STEEL    127 - 153 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  65 -  2      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE      32 -  46 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  28 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       57 - 111 -  0      34  |

Turn 517 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        22 - 11     SLASHING ATTACK   14 - 15         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    37 - 23     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  7     WALL OF STEEL     12 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        7 - 11         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4     
                              TOTAL PARRY        5 - 14     
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING BEAR 35-3629          53  23  3  302 THE BEARS (2674)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     73  83 17  286 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
AIMED BLOW       PATRIOT 82-11164           50  30  1  255 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       105  62  1  248 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484   80  83  0  234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARNAL 21-5388             51  48  0  234 GRIM FANDANGO (4581)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301      45  56  0  225 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GITHZERAI 3-2866           36  30  0  207 SORCERY COVENANT (443)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     80  74  2  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943  58  46  2  188 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ORAL B 82-10020.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAY WIND 
6-5201, FURRY BOX 72-4314, DREAM CATCHER 74-3177, GYRADOS 24-4476, FALCON 82-11173, 
MENTAL 25-5075, PRONTO PONGO 26-3999, BAGMAN 4-5890, HALO 11-6189, and MESSENGER BIRD 
30-4414.

The least popular fighter this week was VAXTON 17-2689.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052, TRAIN WRECK 62-4121, WYVERN 61-1206, HOFFA 
5-4622, TALON 46-3692, COCAINE 78-2311, NEOPHYTE 82-4574, ADAM 7-4830, MIYAGI'S MIATA 
42-4130, and BUBBA 7-4833.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  4 0  CALEAM(26)           4  0 0  ARADI(60)            3  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  4 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            2  5 0  LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           5  0 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       5  7 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           5 10 0  DWES EG(82)         17  7 1  
TALCAMA(18)         14 20 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  4 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           5  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          41  39  0  199  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                20  14  1  128  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        105  62  1  248  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SULACCO 4-5128              45  43  2  253  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       32  28  1  182  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           44  15  2  242  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              149  80  3  191  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          32  40  2  153  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                54  59  3  186  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          27  28  1  149  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        24  14  0  207  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    39  31  1  206  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 156  6  134  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 DR BOERNER 17-5383          38  29  3  239  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      73  83 17  286  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               57  53  3  194  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              51  48  0  234  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            18  12  3   51  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             33  16  0  205  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               50  39  1  198  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           125  91  0  229  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      64  57  0  204  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         49  26  3  235  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             55  55  1  219  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        25   9  0  192  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           40  20  2  186  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       30  12  2  151  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           53  23  3  302  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37         16   6  0   62  HOUSE OF RATS (5239)       JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     31   4  0  177  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           65  46  1  246  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       45  56  0  225  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   26  37  1   54  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 126  0  182  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 LUCIFER 52-3031             31  35  2  185  INCARNATIONS (3387)        FRATSFA
 SILVERBOLT 54-2554          16   9  0   63  RUNNING AMOK (5245)        TROCAR
 GAZELLE 56-3701             34  31  0  184  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              43  26  1  209  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   53  52  0  284  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 WYVERN 61-1206              20  24  0   47  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        61  52  1  211  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAVIGATOR 63-2068           41  37  0  213  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          33  20  2  211  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           42  33  0  226  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     91  45  2  207  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 FURRY BOX 72-4314            8   5  0   87  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       22  17  0  178  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     135 173  2  197  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 F. TIM 78-2315              55  63  1  179  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     24  11  2  290  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  28  6  193  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             64  33  5  203  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           39  17  4  209  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE