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Date   : 07/18/2006    Duedate: 07/31/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-520

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 THEY TRAINED 40/5275    8    4  0 66.7      LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
  2-HOUSE OF RAT 36/5239    2    1  0 66.7      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
  3 DO IT AGAIN 11/5269   124   74  1 62.6      MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/5281                      PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/5280                      CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
  4 CORPS 74/3405        2808 1775 54 61.3   13 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   33   26  0 55.9
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          14 VILLAINS 82/5171     1815 1484 22 55.0
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041               
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    BABES 36/3876                               AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
  5 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    735  495 10 59.8   15 FIRE DECK 38/5130     509  418  5 54.9
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
  6 MAT'S SAVAGE  27/288   16   11  0 59.3      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
  7-PHILLY 82/4942       1693 1200 20 58.5      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    SILK II 73/4085                             GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    SANDY TOO 82/5159                           ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                     INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    POLITICALLYINCORRECT 68/4864                FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    THE GUYS 68/4180                         16 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    6    5  0 54.5
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      17 WARCKERS 26/2633       56   50  2 52.8
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                          SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
    PIGS ON PARADE 9/4656                       MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    W.T.P. 70/3465                              SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    MYTH AND MIGHT 10/2128                      SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           OCT 2001 1 82/5157                    
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/4091             
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
  8 ENVENOMED 82/4693     597  430 10 58.1      BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                    18 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    31   28  0 52.5
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    19 PIMPS 9/4318          150  138  0 52.1
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
  9-BLOOD OATH 30/4879    233  168  3 58.1      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
 10 BLACKEST PRI 21/4033  197  142  4 58.1      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    DARKENED PRIDE 19/3583                      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    THE GLORIUS DARK 82/5278                    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
 11-EAGLES CLAW 38/1613   387  281  6 57.9      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    CLUB CULTURE 60/4637                        POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    CAR AND DRIVER 63/2133                      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    FLOYDS FAN CLUB 46/5009                     ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
 12 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  156  122  3 56.1   20 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  778  746 10 51.0
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  SUPERIOR FORCES B105 82/5274          

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536               32-BIRDS 41/4735         259  313  3 45.3
 21-ENIGMA 62/4768        356  347  3 50.6      TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                 
    ALCHEMY 18/4818                             RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
    OLD SCHOOL 41/5128                          ERRATA 25/3564                        
    ARADI'S DEAD 60/4175                        ERRATUM 26/4945                       
    82ND ILLINOIS 17/4384                       ERRATA 36/5266                        
    UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/757                     33 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  712  862  8 45.2
    TECHNOLOGY 5/1778                        34 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    41   50  0 45.1
 22 STREET PIZZA 18/786    95   96  1 49.7      HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279               35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      282  362  1 43.8
 23 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    82   84  0 49.4      DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250                  REDHORSE 56/3727                      
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                    36 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    7    9  0 43.8
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185               37 ADVERBS II 82/5277     17   22  0 43.6
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                 38-PLAYPEN 14/5271         9   12  0 42.9
 24 FANTASIA 1/4914      1107 1185 11 48.3   39 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   37   51  1 42.0
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     40-FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   19   28  0 40.4
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  41 MADTOWN 25/5125         4    6  0 40.0
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                42-FLIPPERS ARC 35/5267   21   32  0 39.6
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  43-FEAR FACTORY 82/4425   56   86  0 39.4
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     44-RONIN 51/3400          24   40  1 37.5
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  45 ELFQUEST 11/4928      148  249  2 37.3
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    LEGION IV 65/5276                        46-GARDEN OF HO 40/5270   41   74  0 35.7
 25 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  210  228  2 47.9   47 MEN 29/4412           866 1685 17 33.9
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 26 SORCERY COVENA 3/443  182  199  2 47.8      ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 27 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   43   47  2 47.8      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 28 PENTARCHIE-1 18/4391  317  349  1 47.6      HABIT 78/4547                         
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       STORIES 49/2835                       
 29 STUMBLIN' DR 65/5273    9   10  0 47.4      MIKES 14/3982                         
 30 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    871 1007  7 46.4      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 48 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  116  231  0 33.4
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                49-RUNNING AMOK 54/5245    2    4  0 33.3
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                50 BLUE MOON 9/3907      562 1143  5 33.0
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
 31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1183 1391 19 46.0   51-STEEL WOLVES 17/5255    0    3  0  0.0
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  52-BARHOPPERS 25/4686      0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good morning, friends!

     I hope you all had a good fortnight.  Mine passed very quickly.
     I see that Thundr + Litening was avoided by Center for Olds.  Well done!  And we
didn't really have a "most challenged" warrior.
     LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (42-35-2,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MANTISSA (82-
9324) (28-15-2,186) of MATMATICA.  LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was assassinated by MANTISSA in a
1 minute mismatched duel.  Limpy, I've sent you a book of jokes and a chocolate bar
(can't afford a lot this cycle) to help you through the resurrection hangover.
     PYGMY SHREW (29-3743) (50-27-3,192) of SHREW CAN IT BE NOW fought F. TIM (78-
2315) (56-64-1,183) of HABIT.  PYGMY SHREW slaughtered F. TIM in an exciting 1 minute
brutal one-sided duel.  F, I don't know if you're male or female.  In any case, it
seems to me that what you need is a good fish dinner.  So I've sent you a...well, it
looks mostly like a catfish...that was caught in the Lake this morning.  You know how
to clean and cook a fish, right?
     Can you really call it a scumfest when it's an exciting fight?  WALL OF GLASS
(11-5534) (42-49-0,140) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought RUG BURN (18-3702) (38-74-4,140)
of CENTER FOR OLDS.  WALL OF GLASS outwaited RUG BURN in an exciting 10 minute brutal
duel.  And yet Rug Burn won this cycle's Scum Sympathy contest.
     I'm always pleased to see Ho-Chan win his fight.  Ho-Chan is, of course, our
overall popularity leader (and will be until he's inducted to Primus, I imagine).
FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (35-24-5,202) of CLEVER LINGO fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670)
(137-173-2,210) of SAND DANCERS.  FIENDISH GLEE was beaten by HO-CHAN THE AXE in an
action packed 1 minute fight.
     In addition to having two stylemasters this cycle, getting someone killed, AND
losing a fight for the title, Suave fielded this cycle's least favorite warrior.
BLIZZARD (22-6504) (19-13-3,59) of JUST CHILLIN fought LOAF (18-9025) (18-11-0,65) of
CENTER FOR OLDS.  BLIZZARD handily defeated LOAF in an action packed 1 minute uneven
contest.  As is usual with this particular distinction, Loaf was perceived by the
spectators as incompetent during his fight.  This is usually a matter of not being
alert off the mark, and basically looking like a goof while getting one-shotted.
Loaf, I recommend coffee.
     King Bear didn't fight this cycle, leaving the Tower Guardian honor to go to the
highest-ranked active fighter.  And that would be our top Parry-Lunger, Big Strong
Man.  BIG STRONG MAN (18-6619) (75-83-17,303) of THUNDR + LITENING challenged SNAPPY
GEORGE (42-4015) (42-44-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BIG STRONG MAN overcame SNAPPY
GEORGE in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title match.  Hmm.  110 point down-challenge
to a less experienced opponent.  Well, George didn't know he was going to find
himself in the Tower Guardian's spotlight.
     It's a short report today because I am running extremely late.  I hope you all
have a pleasant fortnight.  Cheerio!

                                       Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      76  83 17  307  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KING BEAR 35-3629           55  23  3  339  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-BLONDIE 36-5723             39  26  1  324  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MATA HARI 41-3812           68  46  1  297  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 PATRIOT 82-11164            53  30  1  291  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   81  75  0  289  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    83  83  0  278  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        108  62  1  277  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          52  18  3  267  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MANTISSA 82-9324            29  15  3  255  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         51  27  4  251  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         48  15  0  251  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 RYRELEE 59-478              46  26  1  250  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
-VICTOR CALDERONE 60-5223    27  23  0  246  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    52  50  0  238  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         83  61  1  234  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ACK VERT 18-7429            68  44  1  233  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         39  21  0  232  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 PEACE 19-4280               59  54  3  231  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-MAX FACTOR 74-3690          41  10  1  230  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-BURST 25-3654               52  39  1  227  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 BELIAL 7-3838              152  80  3  224  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        22  10  0  224  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 QUASAR 18-5925              45  55  0  223  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NAVIGATOR 63-2068           42  37  0  223  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     138 173  2  222  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SMUNCH 18-8337              37   9  2  222  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             67  33  5  221  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
-PORK CHOP 9-3878            19   9  1  221  PIGS ON PARADE (4656)      ZUKAL
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      40  27  2  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               50  27  0  219  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            58  47  2  217  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-CHEESE STEAK 82-20346       28  12  1  216  PHILLY (4942)              DWES EG
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          35  17  2  215  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          64  63  0  213  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-BRUNO 51-4332               47  22  2  212  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-ORAL B 82-10020             29   8  0  212  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     35  35  0  211  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        34  48  0  211  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       41  37  3  210  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       54  57  1  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BRUCE 51-3906               38  44  2  209  RONIN (3400)               TRICORUS
 KHIRZA 7-1862              143 161  3  208  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       65  65  1  208  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-DONNA 36-5966               29  15  0  208  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          43  40  0  207  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     93  46  2  206  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SULACCO 4-5128              46  45  2  206  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        32  31  0  206  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           59  52  0  205  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CARNAL 21-5388              52  50  0  205  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      31  28  2  205  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
-BAILEYS IRISH CHRE 70-1865  18  10  0  205  W.T.P. (3465)              SENTERN
 0002 82-12390               10   8  1  205  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         61  82  3  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-LIL NOIR 62-3311            37  39  2  204  ENIGMA (4768)              VALAMANTIS
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        27  10  0  204  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        25  16  0  204  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   68  50  0  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        62  61  2  203  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           43  35  0  203  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        35  22  3  203  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 GYRADOS 24-4476             35  17  0  203  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 SACRIFICE 82-12669          12   6  0  203  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (4091)   DWES EG
 POSITIVE 26-3633           127  92  0  202  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        62  54  1  202  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      82  75  2  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    63  61  5  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-VIGO 18-6086                61  20  0  200  ALCHEMY (4818)             TALCAMA
 GITHZERAI 3-2866            38  31  0  200  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         70  42  1  199  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LETHE 9-4782                56  60  3  199  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CIARAN 1-7176               36  28  2  198  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-ROCKWELL 7-5003             26   9  0  198  UNDEAD ARTISTS (757)       BONSUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             57  56  1  197  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           41  22  2  197  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-DR BOERNER 17-5383          38  31  3  197  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 JESUS 82-5459               72  45  3  196  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
-MICHELLE RROSTARR 60-4763   54  53  0  196  ARADI'S DEAD (4175)        ARADI
 SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     47  64  3  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            43  30  1  196  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 KAIDEN 35-3108             111 110  2  195  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           40  19  4  195  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  25  5  195  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          34  22  2  195  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       33  12  2  195  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOHN 29-4177                63  98  1  194  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         43  40  1  194  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          38  34  1  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FALCON 82-11173             29  15  1  194  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      66  58  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     22  10  0  193  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 0001 82-12389               14   4  0  193  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      73  82  3  192  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       53  41  1  192  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-COL SALOMON 17-5290         48  57  1  192  82ND ILLINOIS (4384)       ALJAFIR
 HARMONY 82-26932            26  16  2  192  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           45  17  2  191  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-THE LIMELIGHT 60-6104       45  22  0  191  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    40  33  1  191  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
-TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         36  32  0  191  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-JACKASS 21-4526             35  39  0  191  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    27  18  5  191  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         21  21  0  191  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       42  45  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     25  13  2  190  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   76  67  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       45  59  0  189  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
-RETARD 68-7501              17   9  0  189  POLITICALLYINCORRECT (4864 FIREHOLD
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          36  29  6  188  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-CAPTAIN CRUNCH 5-4330       33  29  1  188  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 129  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-DELICIOUS 19-3506           25  21  1  187  DARKENED PRIDE (3583)      ZUWAYZA
 COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        44  60  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     33   5  1  186  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   27  29  1  186  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    42  36  2  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HO HUM HO 18-7884           45  47  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            73  78  2  183  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-BLUNT FORCE 63-2186         46  21  2  183  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    91  91  1  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              28  30  0  182  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 F. TIM 78-2315              56  65  1  181  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 GAZELLE 56-3701             35  33  0  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ED 209 5-3955               47  64  4  180  TECHNOLOGY (1778)          KALTOS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         35  46  2  180  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TWIG 82-25226               31  20  0  180  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-NICKEL 26-4240              28  26  0  180  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        19  20  0  180  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-CHIP 60-4413                16  18  1  180  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      36  26  0  179  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        27  21  1  179  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 DIESEL 26-4277              30  48  0  177  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ODDJOB 82-18436             21  12  1  177  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          35  21  2  176  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-JOE BLACK 48-3639           31  23  1  174  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SWEATCAKE 18-8217           40  34  2  172  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      35  25  3  172  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            29  21  0  172  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          34  41  2  171  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 QUINTAL 18-8341             33  18  2  170  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-PERSEUS 72-1612             49  32  1  169  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 DONAHAR 24-3006             29  17  0  169  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 SHOTGUN 82-5401             17   3  0  167  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          56 100  4  166  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       22  20  0  166  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUBBA 7-4833                40  86  0  165  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           34  18  1  165  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 YOBER 2-4537                22  15  1  165  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   59  48  3  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WEYLUND 82-3660             35  25  1  164  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       40  44  3  162  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-WOLVERINE 82-6651           10  11  0  162  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
-TWILO THUNDER 60-5225       38  27  1  161  CLUB CULTURE (4637)        ARADI
 ING 41-3532                 33  29  1  161  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         56  78  0  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        24  32  2  160  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 SKYWISE 11-5687             42  48  1  159  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      40  53  0  157  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-PSYCHO BITCH 82-18670       19   8  1  156  SANDY TOO (5159)           DWES EG
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   26  15  0  155  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     22  14  2  155  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         15   5  0  154  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     29  18  0  153  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 VANGUARD 4-5966             39  25  0  151  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM
-T. ZER 9-5011               25  15  2  151  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-SCRAG 96-1173               20   6  4  151  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    26  12  1  149  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 GORDIAN 63-2104             48  44  0  146  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          27  31  1  146  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       43  49  0  145  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     33  44  2  145  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-MABON 82-10314              11  22  0  145  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      20   4  0  144  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 HALO 11-6189                24   8  2  142  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SAIONJI 73-4447             24  10  1  140  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        16  17  1  140  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
-TRUMAN CAPOTE 68-5454        7   2  0  140  THE GUYS (4180)            FIREHOLD
 JONES 14-1283               32 159  6  139  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 RUG BURN 18-3702            38  75  4  138  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   35  60  0  135  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       31  16  1  135  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        49  64  0  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SEVEN MARY THREE 38-3580    21  15  2  129  EAGLES CLAW (1613)         CLIFFHOME
 HOFFA 5-4348                12 103  0  129  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  40  0  128  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 FRANK 3-5707                56 107  1  127  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TELA 30-2973                29  40  1  127  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              23   9  1  127  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  47  0  126  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-HARRY SELDON 82-18333       15   6  2  126  FOUNDATION ARMY (5158)     DWES EG
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            22   6  1  125  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           21   8  0  125  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     16   4  0  122  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      29  29  0  121  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         22  27  1  121  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      49  65  0  120  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ZAKAU 5-4623                30  31  0  120  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 DOAMER 18-2265              48  58  2  117  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        22   8  0  117  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 MARK 5-4088                 50 110  3  113  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 BOOKIE 18-8458              28  34  0  112  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 HONEY 11-6368               23  28  1  111  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            76  87  4  110  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 LA TOUR 18-8525             27  27  0  106  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-GREMLIN 28-2132             24   9  0  105  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 BAGMAN 4-5890               30  27  1  104  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     20  13  3  104  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        55  70  1  103  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-NEMESIS 10-2676             20   6  1  101  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
-UMBRELLA MAN 7-5600         18  47  0  101  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADAM 7-4830                 39  87  2  100  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    28  26  0  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   29  21  1   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           21   1  1   96  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     44 111  1   95  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       28  21  1   95  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-SCUM REAVER 28-1434         21   6  1   95  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 ASHANDAR 21-5694            16   3  0   95  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
-FURRY BOX 72-4314           10   5  0   94  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
-KETA 61-3328                22  27  0   93  FAVORITE GUYS (4069)       JURINE
 ASSUR 18-7821               25  72  2   92  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               37  82  1   91  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WOOFER 14-4254              24  17  1   90  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 ICE FOX 5-3877              20  11  0   88  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 MAGENTA 3-5711              61 101  0   87  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        22   8  0   87  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-HORNS 21-5770               20  13  0   87  BLACKEST PRIDE (4033)      SUNSET
-HOLY SCHLITZ 41-4052        35  23  2   86  OLD SCHOOL (5128)          KATI-TEI
-BALROG 10-3115              10   1  0   86  MYTH AND MIGHT (2128)      KOLACT
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         27  19  1   85  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-WASP 96-1335                11  19  3   84  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
-PELICAN 41-3949             20  15  0   81  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            18   7  0   81  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           30  57  0   79  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-GARMON CHANG 74-3979        21  16  0   79  SAND DANCERS (2198)        DAYLA KIV
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    37  26  0   78  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            20  13  3   77  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        19  20  1   76  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
 DARK STAR 30-4468           31  19  2   75  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-CRAZED 35-3078              19   7  1   75  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     17   5  1   73  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BERTHA 30-4469              28  22  1   71  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-POSTMORTEM 82-7091          16  21  0   71  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 TATHARLI 33-4505            24  47  0   69  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 ORC PACKER 27-1238          20  13  0   69  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           31 102  0   68  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       21  19  0   68  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   27  29  0   67  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOFFA 5-4622                24  37  0   67  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-SILVERBOLT 54-2554          16  10  0   67  RUNNING AMOK (5245)        TROCAR
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     27   8  0   65  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-TUSK 21-6095                18   9  2   65  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     11  11  4   63  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   27  39  2   62  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          17   7  3   61  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-DJESEE 9-4139               16  13  0   61  THE MONGOLOIDS (469)       ZUKAL
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         5  11  0   61  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
-HOBBLED 6-6150              18   5  1   60  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-VAMPIRE 25-4546             17  10  0   60  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-COLON CONVOY 18-9115        19   2  0   59  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
-TROPICAL COOLER 65-3070     18   5  0   59  STUMBLIN' DRUNK (5273)     DAL SHANG
-MENTAL 25-5075              16  10  1   59  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 SPAZ 82-6629                10   1  0   59  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        25  26  0   57  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-VAXTON 17-2689              19  25  0   56  STEEL WOLVES (5255)        ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      13  19  3   56  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
-OSTRICH 41-3970             19  15  0   55  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-AFFIRMED 15-4650            17   4  0   55  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
-MARCIANO 96-1446            15  16  5   55  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  28  0   54  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 LOAF 18-9025                18  12  0   54  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 REM 74-2853                 16   9  0   52  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  74  0   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SILK 1 73-1716               3   0  0   48  SILK II (4085)             ERINIKA
-JILL OPPY 19-4821           15   2  0   47  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-TALON 46-3692               17  14  3   44  FLOYDS FAN CLUB (5009)     ARDIVENT
 COCAINE 78-2311             29  96  0   43  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      15   8  1   43  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-LE NETTOYE 28-4069          19  20  1   40  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-IZZI'S CORPSE 36-37         16   7  0   39  HOUSE OF RATS (5239)       JHANS
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         21  15  1   36  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 MOOPS! 18-8662              22  22  2   34  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-CLOVER 36-5959              15  16  1   26  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   1   5  0   19  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048   42  36  2 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    MANTISSA 82-9324       520
F. TIM 78-2315             56  65  1 HABIT 4547             PYGMY SHREW 29-3743    520

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Nickel -- So how is nickel an error for a dwarf?  Did you think it was silver?
Whatever, you should have been training skills.  I've got a lot to teach an up-and-
coming young fighter. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  Not least, about your presentation of yourself, your appearance.  If you have
to do the dwarf-in-armor thing, cultural imperative, well, fine, but don't make it
just ANY old armor.  Highly polished, with enamel trim in the bold color of your
choice.  No plumes, of course, those are not "you."  But maybe a sculptured crest on
your helmet?  With a break-away mount, if it's to be worn into combat, although
parade armor need not be so carefully engineered.

Ty Del-Wave -- What, another dwarf!?!  There are too many short guys here on the
Isle, where's a gal going to find a proper dancing partner?  Oh, well.  Ahem.  You
just swept me off my feet, Ty, good going! -- Delice the Red and bruised

Sniper Bear -- Ha!  Gotcha back. -- Lethe
P.S.  Go dance with Delice, she likes the taller types.

Strongbow -- I don't know how you snuck that bow past the stewards, but it's a
typical sneaky elvish trick, and one of these days, I'll GET you for it. -- Tatharli

Galen -- Niatoli, three weeks. -- Tatharli

Patriot -- Boring. -- Khirza

Virginia's Secret -- I maxed!  Wooo hoooooo!  I maxed!  Thank you, thank you, thank
you! -- Gazelle

Clover -- Oops, sorry to tip you over the edge into a losing record.  I hope you win
the next couple, big guy. -- Rem

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces.  All present knew that there
could be no quarter.  The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed.  There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary.  Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
     AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
     The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights:  Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great

14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:

The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10,  11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106.  Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak.  You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PATRIOT devastated JESUS in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BIG STRONG MAN overcame SNAPPY GEORGE in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title match.
RAISON D'ETRE lost to RYRELEE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
NEVERMORE overpowered JOHN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SULACCO was viciously subdued by MARCINKO in a popular 5 minute bloody Challenge duel.
ALBINO RAINBOW overpowered JUST A JOB TO DO in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THIRD OMEN was vanquished by PEACE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DARK CHAMPION overpowered GAZELLE in a popular 4 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
HARMONY was beaten by GLITTER MARKS in a popular 2 minute Challenge melee.
0002 overpowered COOKIE SNORT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
POSITIVE bested MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
PRONTO PONGO subdued BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BEACHED WHALE viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 3 minute Challenge conflict.
KERMORVAN was overpowered by LETHE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
RACING TURTLE was bested by ROGUE 7 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SWALLOWTAIL was narrowly defeated by IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
KOGITSUNE MARU beat ODDJOB in a exciting 2 minute Challenge bout.
DEATH STAR overpowered QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DREAM CATCHER bested FRANK in a popular 4 minute Challenge bout.
HALO vanquished LA TOUR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SAIONJI handily defeated MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HORNED ONE overpowered HERPES THE LUVBUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
IRON OAK ORC won victory over MARK in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
ORC PACKER was overpowered by S. MARY ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TERRIBLE TWO was luckily beaten by DARK THUNDER in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
NEPHRON was beaten by BAL BURG D'ALGURD in a exciting 1 minute fray.
ROMUALD B TUNE was handily defeated by BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MATA HARI vanquished SUDSY DEODORANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
FALCON was subdued by CARPET BURN in a popular 2 minute fight.
COUCH POTATO overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMUNCH subdued DALI PARTON in a action packed 3 minute contest.
GRAY WIND was overpowered by NORAF in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SECOND OMEN overpowered AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was handily defeated by PIPPI NOSTOCKING in a 2 minute uneven match.
SPOTTED PONY slimly won victory over BART WELLENS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR handily defeated FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BELIAL defeated SHEPHERD MOON in a 2 minute battle.
ACK VERT won victory over LOCKED IN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
EVIL ELMO was savagely defeated by REAL GUANO in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
QUASAR defeated VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a exciting 2 minute brawl.
PERSIANA JONES was handily defeated by GYRADOS in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
THE NOTHING overpowered DUCK RUBBER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM vanquished BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARK TYPHLOSION was handily defeated by LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was demolished by DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CIARAN savagely defeated FUZZY BUZZCUT in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
TWIG was devastated by ERICKA BEARICKA in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
KAIDEN was savagely defeated by ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute bloody battle.
CRIMSON BLUSH was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was viciously subdued by SACRIFICE in a 2 minute gory brawl.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was assassinated by MANTISSA in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CHIMPANZEE was defeated by CARNAL in a 2 minute fight.
KHIRZA unbelievably bested SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
FIENDISH GLEE was beaten by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
GITHZERAI demolished SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
POOPIEHEAD was overpowered by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CRAZED GOBLIN overpowered BLAK MASK in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
VIOLENT VOLE savagely defeated LE PAIN DLG in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
PYGMY SHREW slaughtered F. TIM in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
GENEVIEVE vanquished EVERSTORM in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
DIESEL devastated STORMBLADE in a 2 minute uneven match.
DONAHAR viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
WEYLUND was overpowered by 0001 in a 2 minute gory one-sided fight.
SHOTGUN bested PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
SWEATCAKE overpowered ZAKAU in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HO HUM HO vanquished ING in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NECROMANCER overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CRAZY HORSE unbelievably bested SWINGDADDY-O in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was viciously subdued by MESSENGER BIRD in a 4 minute match.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by YOBER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WALL OF GLASS outwaited RUG BURN in a exciting 10 minute brutal duel.
SKYWISE bested GORDIAN in a 2 minute match.
RAINSONG was devastated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BAGMAN was handily defeated by TELA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was savagely defeated by BLOODCRUNCHER in a 3 minute contest.
HONEY was overpowered by GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KANGAROO LIFEBOAT was demolished by RAGING PYROTHAG in a 2 minute brutal uneven duel.
JONES was vanquished by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOAMER was demolished by DEATHBRINGER in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided bout.
VANGUARD unbelievably bested GOUT GOUT in a popular 5 minute brutal fight.
RIFF-RAFF was overpowered by WIRLITZ in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
BOOKIE was bested by CHICKEN HAWK in a action packed 1 minute bout.
STRONGBOW was devastated by ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CRAZY FINGERS viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 6 minute gory struggle.
THIRD BASE SPOCK overcame HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
HOT SAUCE JONES viciously subdued MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome bout.
SPAZ vanquished JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was subdued by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 2 minute duel.
COCAINE was vanquished by FRANKENBUTT in a popular 2 minute uneven fray.
MOOPS! was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
REM was devastated by DARK STAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
ASSUR handily defeated FOUR OF SPADES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JERICO overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOSE KICKER was devastated by NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute uneven match.
SHAVED MONKEY slimly won victory over SVAD BONEGRIN in a action packed 3 minute duel.
ICE FOX overpowered STEINBACH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM was savagely defeated by MAGIC JOHNSON in a exciting 4 minute duel.
BLIZZARD handily defeated LOAF in a action packed 1 minute uneven contest.
BERTHA overcame PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 2 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR bested TATHARLI in a 2 minute fight.
BEFORE THE DAWN was demolished by ASHANDAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  45         AIMED BLOW       176 - 122 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      29         LUNGING ATTACK   307 - 268 -  6      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 29         PARRY-LUNGE      105 -  95 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   27         SLASHING ATTACK  145 - 134 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         STRIKING ATTACK   69 -  69 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         WALL OF STEEL    138 - 145 -  2      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      34 -  42 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  70 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       62 - 118 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  32 -  0      32  |

Turn 520 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        16 - 13     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL     14 - 13                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK   15 - 14                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK    23 - 22                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     76  83 17  307 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
AIMED BLOW       MATA HARI 41-3812          68  46  1  297 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK   BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849  81  75  0  289 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484   83  83  0  278 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       108  62  1  277 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
SLASHING ATTACK  MANTISSA 82-9324           29  15  3  255 MATMATICA (4965)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK THUNDER 6-5397        48  15  0  251 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     82  75  2  200 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GITHZERAI 3-2866           38  31  0  200 SORCERY COVENANT (443)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            29  17  0  169 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was RUG BURN 18-3702.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPOTTED 
PONY 4-3975, MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414, SULACCO 4-5128, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, BART 
WELLENS 11-4848, RYRELEE 59-478, MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880, BEACHED WHALE 33-6405, 
MARK 5-4088, and MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904.

The least popular fighter this week was LOAF 18-9025.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were STEINBACH 30-4473, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234, 
COCAINE 78-2311, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, STRONGBOW 11-5686, RIFF-RAFF 3-5710, IMAGE 
ENHANCER 18-3757, ZAKAU 5-4623, and HOFFA 5-4348.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  4 0  CALEAM(26)           3  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            6  3 0  POINT(27)            1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 1  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  3 0  IAYE(30)             5  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  8 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         12  9 1  
TALCAMA(18)         16 19 0  RODEKI(42)           3 13 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            58  47  2  217  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                22  15  1  165  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        108  62  1  277  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         83  61  1  234  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 HOFFA 5-4348                12 103  0  129  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          52  18  3  267  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              152  80  3  224  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          34  41  2  171  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                56  60  3  199  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          27  31  1  146  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      31  28  2  205  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        22  10  0  224  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 159  6  139  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      76  83 17  307  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               59  54  3  231  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              52  50  0  205  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            20  13  3   77  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             35  17  0  203  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        16  17  1  140  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        62  61  2  203  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        22   8  0  117  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      66  58  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         51  27  4  251  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             57  56  1  197  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        27  10  0  204  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           41  22  2  197  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       33  12  2  195  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             111 110  2  195  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     33   5  1  186  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           68  46  1  297  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    63  61  5  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  25  5  195  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 129  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      73  82  3  192  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              46  26  1  250  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        62  54  1  202  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     35  35  0  211  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          34  22  2  195  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           43  35  0  203  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     93  46  2  206  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       21  19  0   68  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 SAIONJI 73-4447             24  10  1  140  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       22  20  0  166  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     138 173  2  222  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 F. TIM 78-2315              56  65  1  181  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 PATRIOT 82-11164            53  30  1  291  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    27  18  5  191  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             67  33  5  221  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           40  19  4  195  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                       SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
                            HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
                         JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
                      TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
                      FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes