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Date   : 08/15/2006    Duedate: 08/28/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-522

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-THEY TRAINED 40/5275    8    4  0 66.7      NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
  2 DIRT DEVILS 35/5291   124   74  1 62.6      POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    HOUNDS OF HELL 12/5280                      TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    ANGELS OF PAIN 32/5281                      TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
  3 SCUM 65/3594         2828 1788 55 61.3      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      12 FIRE DECK 38/5130     521  426  5 55.0
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    BABES 36/3876                               CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    THE BEARS 46/712                            WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    THE BEARS 1/979                             ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    THE BEARS 48/677                            INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                       13 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    33   28  0 54.1
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     14 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    7    6  0 53.8
    THE SEALS 14/2550                        15-LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  895  790 10 53.1
  4 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    740  503 10 59.5   16 BRAIN 7/5184          162  146  0 52.6
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        MY TC'S 82/5235                       
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                PIMPS 52/5106                         
  5 RAPTURE 82/4961       614  436 10 58.5      HOPELESS 82/5110                      
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    ECHL-SOUTH 71/5108                    
    SCATTERBRAIN 82/5167                        DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         RESSURRECTION 82/4941                 
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    ENVENOMED 82/4693                           UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876               
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    ANIMAL CRACKERS 82/4971                     ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    ORCCON THUGS 4/5021                         PIMPS 9/4318                          
  6 DARK GLORY 29/5289    197  142  4 58.1      PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    THE GLORIUS DARK 82/5278                 17 GLOOM AND DOO 4/5290   11   10  1 52.4
  7 MAT'S SAVAGE  27/288   18   13  0 58.1   18 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  779  751 10 50.9
  8 BLOOD OATH 30/4879    236  171  3 58.0      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    SUPERIOR FORCES B105 82/5274          
  9 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  165  131  3 55.7      SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                    19 WARCKERS 26/2633       72   70  3 50.7
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     OCT 2001 1 82/5157                    
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247                 BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                        GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/4091             
 10 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   34   27  0 55.7      MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
 11 VILLAINS 82/5171     1838 1489 22 55.2      MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                     SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                       SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    100% CANADIAN 65/5260                    31 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  713  863  8 45.2
    DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                      32 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813    8   10  0 44.4
 20 STREET PIZZA 18/786    96   97  1 49.7   33 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    43   54  0 44.3
    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279                  HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
 21 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  215  229  2 48.4   34 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      286  364  1 44.0
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      REDHORSE 56/3727                      
 22 FANTASIA 1/4914      1120 1204 11 48.2   35-WASTELAND 18/1887      18   23  0 43.9
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         ADVERBS II 82/5277                    
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                36-RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   37   51  1 42.0
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  37 MADTOWN 25/5125         5    7  0 41.7
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   38-ROMAN EMPIRE 1/5285    17   25  0 40.5
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     39 FEAR FACTORY 82/4425   58   89  0 39.5
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     40 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   19   30  0 38.8
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  41 ELFQUEST 11/4928      152  263  2 36.6
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    LEGION IV 65/5276                           SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 23 DAMAGE INC. 59/3483    86   93  0 48.0      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250               42 MEN 29/4412           872 1695 17 34.0
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                       JOHNS 5/3510                          
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    ARROGANCE 18/2741                     
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                    WHY KNOT 63/2669                      
 24 SORCERY COVENA 3/443  185  202  2 47.8      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    HABIT 78/4547                         
 25 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   44   48  2 47.8      STORIES 49/2835                       
 26 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  323  358  1 47.4      MIKES 14/3982                         
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    43 BIO WARFARE 14/5286     2    4  0 33.3
 27-STUMBLIN' DR 65/5273    9   10  0 47.4   44 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      1    2  0 33.3
 28 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    880 1016  7 46.4   45-SHROUD IN MY 16/5284    1    2  0 33.3
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    BALANCE OF TERROR 17/5283             
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                46 BLUE MOON 9/3907      564 1149  5 32.9
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 47 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  116  237  0 32.9
 29 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1195 1399 19 46.1   48 DEATHRATTLE 61/3693     2    6  0 25.0
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  49 OGRES ARE US 60/2925    0    1  0  0.0
 30-RESCUE RANGE 56/5288  259  313  3 45.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya Arena,

     It's a pleasure to address you again this cycle.  I am rushed (as is too often
the case) but will touch on the fights that were, in my humble opinion, most
noteworthy.
     MARCINKO (97-961) (68-33-5,229) of ROGUE WARRIOR fought BART WELLENS (11-4848)
(26-16-0,212) of INQUISITION GC 03.  MARCINKO beat BART WELLENS in an action packed 4
minute Title competition.  Maybe it's true what they say about Walls of Steel.  But
he still is supposed to write a column and discuss his victory, and anything else,
with his fellow gladiators.
     Dark Pantheon was most avoided by Superior Forces.  Well done!
     Sacrifice was most challenged.  DONNA (36-5966) (30-15-1,253) of BABES
challenged SACRIFICE (82-12669) (13-6-1,260) of GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.  DONNA vanquished
SACRIFICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
     HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (139-173-2,249) of SAND DANCERS fought
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (69-50-0,212) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  HO-CHAN THE AXE was
overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.  As always and
forever, Ho-Chan is our overall popularity leader.  Youcan was heard afterwards to
say he was too stunned by the Adantri warrior's shimmering gold, crimson and black
outfit to even remember to swing his weapon.
     Talk about your aggressive warrior names.  BLOODY MOUTH (30-3823) (19-21-0,177)
of BLOOD OATH fought BLOODCRUNCHER (82-20643) (20-5-0,150) of ORCISH MADMEN.  BLOODY
MOUTH viciously subdued BLOODCRUNCHER in an action packed 7 minute bloody bout.  And
they acted the part, too, which is why both of these warriors made the popularity
list.  You'd think, though, that Bloody Mouth would have been disqualified for
biting.  I was surprised to be told that's not against the rules.
     CRAZY FINGERS (30-4480) (28-22-1,89) of THE WARLOCKS fought 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190)
(31-103-0,59) of JUST BECAUSE.  CRAZY FINGERS devastated 2 + 2 = 4 in an exciting 3
minute gruesome mismatched match.  Now I could make name jokes here.  Something about
that equation not working on C.F.'s hands....  Actually I'm not sure why 2 + 2 was
voted least popular because it was a pretty good fight.  If you look at their
records, though, you can see why the warrior from Just Because was defeated.
Experience counts a great deal.  Experience at winning counts even more.
     Who's our top Aimed Blow?  Why, it's Patriot, winning on a 123-point down-
challenge.  Maybe it was a fair fight, since Jesus is actually quite a competent
warrior.  But I do think that big a down-challenge is unseemly.  PATRIOT (82-11164)
(54-30-1,317) of BRAVE NEW WORLD challenged JESUS (82-5459) (72-46-3,194) of RISEN
FROM THE DEAD.  PATRIOT devastated JESUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched
Challenge match.
     POSITIVE (26-3633) (127-93-0,199) of WARCKERS challenged SNAPPY GEORGE (42-4015)
(42-46-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  POSITIVE was devastated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 3
minute one-sided Challenge bout.  George is our top Parry-Riposter and, I must say,
looked quite sure of himself as he responded to this challenge.
     And nobody died, which is wonderful news!  May you all continue to live and not
need any of those ghastly resurrections by our revered Lady Sheila Greywand.

                                    Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             69  33  5  242  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           57  23  3  370  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PATRIOT 82-11164            55  30  1  339  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 MATA HARI 41-3812           70  46  1  327  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          54  18  3  313  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   83  75  0  304  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         50  15  0  282  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-PIPPI NOSTOCKING 18-1484    83  83  0  278  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    54  50  0  270  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DONNA 36-5966               31  15  1  268  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        29  10  0  251  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 BELIAL 7-3838              154  80  3  250  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 SMUNCH 18-8337              39   9  2  237  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 0002 82-12390               12   8  1  233  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      77  84 17  232  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         72  42  1  232  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           43  22  2  231  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       43  46  0  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   78  67  3  229  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         62  83  3  229  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHN 29-4177                64  99  1  228  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      68  58  0  226  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        34  31  0  225  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      33  28  2  225  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BRUNO 51-4332               48  22  2  224  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   70  50  0  223  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LETHE 9-4782                57  61  3  223  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         84  62  1  220  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-LIPPS MCFRENZY 18-8373      40  27  2  220  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GITHZERAI 3-2866            40  31  0  220  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       29   7  0  218  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 HUGGY 1-2227                52  41  3  217  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       55  41  1  212  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TWIG 82-25226               33  20  0  212  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 CIARAN 1-7176               37  29  2  211  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  18  0  211  THE BEARS (677)            CAER

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          65  64  0  209  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PEACE 19-4280               60  55  3  209  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-GLITTER MARKS 18-5023       54  57  1  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GYRADOS 24-4476             36  18  0  209  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        23  11  0  209  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           42  19  4  208  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 GAZELLE 56-3701             37  33  0  208  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       66  66  1  207  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        63  62  2  207  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         52  28  4  207  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        26  17  0  207  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  22  12  0  207  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      83  76  2  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SULACCO 4-5128              46  45  2  206  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         44  41  1  205  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BLACK BEAR 35-3054          40  12  1  205  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 HARMONY 82-26932            27  17  2  205  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            68  46  1  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ORAL B 82-10020             29   9  0  204  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        20  30  0  204  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            74  79  2  203  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      37  25  3  203  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        35  22  3  203  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       42  38  3  202  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    42  38  2  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    63  61  5  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       34  13  2  200  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            59  48  2  199  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 0001 82-12389               15   5  0  199  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     26  14  2  198  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          44  31  0  197  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            30  22  0  197  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     94  47  2  196  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
-SUDSY DEODORANT 42-3930     47  64  3  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 RYRELEE 59-478              47  27  1  196  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     139 174  2  195  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 NEPHRON 30-4147             58  57  1  195  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       45  61  0  195  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           43  37  0  195  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           36  18  1  195  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           33  23  1  195  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       18   8  0  195  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
-POOPIEHEAD 18-8295          38  34  1  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         36  34  0  194  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 SACRIFICE 82-12669          13   7  1  194  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (4091)   DWES EG
 CARNAL 21-5388              53  51  0  193  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    28  19  5  193  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 JESUS 82-5459               72  47  3  192  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        63  55  1  192  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           59  54  0  192  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          43  42  0  192  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    41  34  1  192  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 KHIRZA 7-1862              144 162  3  191  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        109  63  1  191  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            44  31  1  191  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      37  27  0  191  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          36  18  2  191  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   28  30  1  191  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
-CHIMPANZEE 82-12985         21  21  0  191  ANIMAL CRACKERS (4971)     DWES EG
 POSITIVE 26-3633           127  94  0  190  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 NORAF 82-3856               51  28  0  190  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 JR. GORK 48-1909            47  21  0  190  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           45  19  2  189  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          58 100  4  188  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CUDDLY 1-1900               39  14  0  188  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          34  24  2  187  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             112 111  2  186  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-COOKIE SNORT 42-3954        44  60  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     35  37  0  186  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     34   6  1  186  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        34  50  0  186  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       23  21  0  186  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        20  21  0  186  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 NEGATIVE 26-3654            54  59  0  185  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 131  0  184  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-HO HUM HO 18-7884           45  47  3  184  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAX BEAR 7-3324             43  28  0  184  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         37  46  2  184  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MANTISSA 82-9324            29  17  3  184  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-JUST A JOB TO DO 18-6575    91  91  1  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              45  57  0  182  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          36  22  2  182  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 WEYLUND 82-3660             36  26  1  182  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 FALCON 82-11173             30  16  1  182  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
-F. TIM 78-2315              56  65  1  181  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
 ODDJOB 82-18436             23  12  1  181  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      41  54  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              28  32  0  180  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 PERSEUS 72-1612             50  33  1  179  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  27  5  178  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         17   5  0  178  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     35  44  2  175  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-SWEATCAKE 18-8217           40  34  2  172  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        28  22  1  172  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910          35   6  0  171  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 VICTORY 75-757              25  25  2  171  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             29  19  0  169  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     23  15  2  169  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
-WILLY T MAC 82-5925         17  20  0  169  RAPTURE (4961)             DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             42  50  1  168  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-T. ZER 9-5011               26  15  2  168  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-RIGGS 14-2701               27  23  1  167  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
-SHOTGUN 82-5401             17   3  0  167  SCATTERBRAIN (5167)        DWES EG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     30  19  0  166  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          34  43  2  165  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
-PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   59  48  3  164  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ING 41-3532                 34  30  1  164  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  20  14  1  163  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
-FUZZY BUZZCUT 42-4024       40  44  3  162  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              24  10  1  161  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DUCK RUBBER 18-7196         56  78  0  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       44  50  0  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            24   6  1  160  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      73  84  3  159  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 ASHANDAR 21-5694            18   3  0  156  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           16  10  0  156  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           23   8  0  155  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIESEL 26-4277              30  50  0  154  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        17  18  1  154  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   27  16  0  153  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
-VANGUARD 4-5966             39  25  0  151  ORCCON THUGS (5021)        JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIRTON 82-9190              26  22  0  150  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      20   6  0  150  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 MABON 82-10314              12  22  0  149  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 41  87  2  147  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-GORDIAN 63-2104             48  44  0  146  WHY KNOT (2669)            AMEN-TEI
 HALO 11-6189                26   8  2  146  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 SAIONJI 73-4447             25  11  1  146  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 JONES 14-1283               32 161  6  144  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       32  17  1  144  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 BAGMAN 4-5890               31  28  1  142  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      50  66  0  140  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOBER 2-4537                22  17  1  140  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 BUBBA 7-4833                41  87  0  138  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-RUG BURN 18-3702            38  75  4  138  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          28  32  1  137  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   35  62  0  135  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-SWINGDADDY-O 42-3921        49  64  0  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SUICIDE 21-4832             13   3  1  133  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    26  14  1  132  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 QUINTAL 18-8341             33  20  2  129  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-HOFFA 5-4348                12 103  0  129  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
-RAGING FIRE 29-4407         26  13  3  128  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        14  11  0  127  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
-GOUT GOUT 18-7948           39  47  0  126  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        22  10  0  126  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         23  28  1  125  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            76  89  4  122  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 JERICO 7-4862               38  83  1  120  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-ZAKAU 5-4623                30  31  0  120  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 HONEY 11-6368               23  30  1  120  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-DOAMER 18-2265              48  58  2  117  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SEGAL 14-3779               22  13  0  117  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 SOLONGO 82-5169              6   2  1  116  HOPELESS (5110)            DWES EG
 TELA 30-2973                29  42  1  114  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-MARK 5-4088                 50 110  3  113  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 LA TOUR 18-8525             27  29  0  113  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      30  30  0  112  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BOOKIE 18-8458              28  34  0  112  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
-NAPPY DUGOUT 60-6080        27  27  1  109  WILD CARDS (1866)          ARADI
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     21  14  3  109  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     17   5  0  108  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  42  0  105  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           23   1  1  104  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-S. MARY ROSE 78-2313        55  70  1  103  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-TAMMY 22-6407               29  16  0  103  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
-DAKORIL 65-6596             25  27  1  103  REFUGEES (3122)            DAL SHANG
-AUTUMN LEAVES 12-5975       21  38  1  102  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHAFT 52-3348               15   4  1  102  PIMPS (5106)               FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THIRD BASE SPOCK 42-4167    28  26  0  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       23  19  0   99  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
-O. POSTE 40-4107            21  35  1   99  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
-KANGAROO LIFEBOAT 42-4186   29  21  1   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-TILLERITA 12-6007           22  32  0   98  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     29   8  0   95  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       29  22  1   94  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            20   7  0   94  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019      11  13  0   94  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-ASSUR 18-7821               25  72  2   92  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 WASP 96-1335                12  20  3   91  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DOWN W SICKNESS 18-8714     24  16  1   89  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 ORC PACKER 27-1238          22  13  0   89  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            21  14  3   89  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
-FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         27  19  1   85  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ICE FOX 5-3877              21  12  0   85  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 AZMUS 82-4139                7   6  0   83  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
-EVANDIS ETHUM 31-2462       22  13  2   81  BUSHMASTERS (1323)         CHIMLEVTAL
 FRANK 3-5707                56 109  1   79  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 BERTHA 30-4469              30  22  1   79  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    37  26  0   78  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           31  58  0   78  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             18  11  0   78  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            20   8  1   77  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SPAZ 82-6629                12   1  0   77  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 TATHARLI 33-4505            24  49  0   74  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-SMIRLIN 60-6568             19  17  0   74  OGRES ARE US (2925)        ARADI
 WYVERN 61-1206              21  25  0   71  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
-MAXIMUS 17-6718             20   9  2   71  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        19  21  1   70  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
-ANNIE PINKLEY 16-3713       18  14  2   70  COLOR ME (4705)            WILLAF
 BIG MAC 30-4547             19  18  1   68  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 SWEATY 7-4850               14   9  0   68  BRAIN (5184)               BONSUR
-ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 18-8531   27  29  0   67  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-HOFFA 5-4622                24  37  0   67  JOHNS (3510)               KALTOS
 AUJARD 8-4639               18  16  0   67  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TRINITY 82-17006             9   4  0   67  MY TC'S (5235)             DWES EG
 JILL OPPY 19-4821           16   3  0   64  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   27  41  2   62  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HEADROCK 60-3430            20  21  0   62  OGRES ARE US (2925)        ARADI
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      14  20  3   62  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 DARK STAR 30-4468           31  21  2   61  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-L'ORC BLEU 8-4352           29  33  0   61  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-JUSTIN 6-6179               15  15  1   61  THE LADY'S LIST (3421)     TRANSEL
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         6  12  0   60  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           31 104  0   59  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-SVAD BONEGRIN 59-954        25  27  0   59  DAMAGE INC. (3483)         ILLIS
-MIKEL 6-6190                15  12  2   59  THE LADY'S LIST (3421)     TRANSEL
-FATHER CAT 35-3875          17   4  2   57  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     12  12  4   57  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-LOAF 18-9025                18  12  0   54  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MITOCHONDRIAC 14-4333       15   8  0   54  BIO WARFARE (5286)         TOBIR
 ICE PILOT 71-3616            3   2  1   54  ECHL-SOUTH (5108)          KYR'TERR
-DERALD 60-7285              15   7  0   52  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        7   3  0   51  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
-HERPES THE LUVBUG 18-4055   43  74  0   50  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-SCYTHE 21-6185              14   7  1   50  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 MAGENTA 3-5711              61 103  0   47  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     18   6  1   47  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MOOPS! 18-8662              23  23  2   45  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     44 113  1   43  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
-COCAINE 78-2311             29  96  0   43  HABIT (4547)               LIN TIRIAN
-FOUR OF SPADES 42-4234      15   8  1   43  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REM 74-2853                 17  10  0   42  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-PINK NOSE 7-5764            13   0  0   39  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  30  0   28  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-POSTMORTEM 82-7091          16  22  0   25  FEAR FACTORY (4425)        DWES EG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         21  17  1   18  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Horned One -- Urk, and similar words. -- Tatharli
P.S.  Such as, Ouch.

Cuddly -- For a gladiator, that's got to be a name to live down, isn't it? -- Ho-Chan
the Axe

Cerebral Janitor -- (thoughtful nod)  I can see where that would make a difference.
-- Lethe

Virginia's Secret -- Yes, but secret what?  Lover?  Weapon?  Child?  Tell all! --
Delice the Red

Crazy Horse -- Seemed to me you had your head on straight. -- Gazelle

Kip Killigan -- Rough match for you, but you were brave. -- Khirza

Mr. Chomp Chomp -- THANK YOU for all of those skills.  Five!  Plus a Master rating.
As they say around here:  What a great teacher you are! -- Rem

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARK CHAMPION devastated KHIRZA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REAL GUANO was handily defeated by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SMUNCH devastated BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BELIAL demolished PEACE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
PATRIOT devastated JESUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
0002 overpowered YELLOWJACKET in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
COUCH POTATO lost to JOHN in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
DONNA vanquished SACRIFICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BEACHED WHALE overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
BLACK BEAR subdued LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
WILLIE BROWN bested RACING TURTLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge battle.
ALBINO RAINBOW devastated GRAY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TY DEL-WAVE was overcome by GITHZERAI in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
JR. GORK was overpowered by DALI PARTON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
ERICKA BEARICKA was devastated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
PRONTO PONGO overpowered VIOLENT VOLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
NEGATIVE was savagely defeated by JOE BLACK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DEATH STAR slimly lost to MESSENGER BIRD in a popular 2 minute Challenge bout.
GOLDILOCKS subdued SWALLOWTAIL in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
MANTISSA was handily defeated by BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
POSITIVE was devastated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HUGGY vanquished CARNAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CUDDLY was overpowered by ELKIN HEMROCK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CRAZY HORSE was viciously subdued by PUDDING PARADE in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
NECROMANCER overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
ODDJOB overpowered JONES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GREENHOUSE EFFECT was handily defeated by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
HALO overpowered LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOT SAUCE JONES was overpowered by STORMBLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SIRTON demolished HONEY in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
DREAM CATCHER viciously subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
SUCCOTASH overpowered GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
HORNED ONE demolished TATHARLI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WASP was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SPAZ vanquished NOSE KICKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SHAVED MONKEY demolished FRANK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overpowered STEINBACH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEATH BY NPC vanquished JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
JILL OPPY handily defeated MOOPS! in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARCINKO beat BART WELLENS in a action packed 4 minute Title competition.
RYRELEE was overcome by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 3 minute match.
MATA HARI overpowered THIRD OMEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided battle.
KING BEAR beat HARMONY in a action packed 2 minute bout.
ORAL B was defeated by SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 2 minute competition.
AUDIE MURPHY savagely defeated ACK VERT in a 2 minute bloody match.
MAX BEAR was overpowered by TWIG in a popular 2 minute one-sided battle.
LOCKED IN overpowered NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TERRIBLE TWO overpowered CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PYGMY SHREW was bested by DARK THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
SECOND OMEN demolished NEVERMORE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
ROMUALD B TUNE won victory over 0001 in a popular 1 minute struggle.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WHITE WATER HIPPO overpowered TOUCHDOWN TALON! in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD overcame GENEVIEVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
NORAF was overpowered by BIG STRONG MAN in a popular 2 minute one-sided struggle.
QUASAR was subdued by PERSIANA JONES in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SHEPHERD MOON savagely defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
LE PAIN DLG won victory over DEATHBRINGER in a 1 minute duel.
EVIL ELMO beat ROGUE 7 in a 2 minute battle.
THE NOTHING was demolished by GYRADOS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
KOGITSUNE MARU devastated SKYWISE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
IN-BRED BEAR beat ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute match.
CIARAN overpowered VIRGINIA'S SECRET in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARPET BURN viciously subdued PERSEUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
FALCON was overcome by KERMORVAN in a exciting 3 minute gruesome match.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was bested by CRAZED GOBLIN in a popular 1 minute battle.
SQUIRREL KILLER was defeated by CARE BEAR in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
VICTORY was overcome by WEYLUND in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
EVERSTORM savagely defeated DADDY BEAR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
CRIMSON BLUSH was handily defeated by BLAK MASK in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
GAZELLE devastated KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by KIP KILLIGAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
LETHE handily defeated DARK TYPHLOSION in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
QUENT KILLED MY DAD overpowered DONAHAR in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
YOBER was vanquished by FLAT TOP in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
ING overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided competition.
GUARDIAN demolished JERICO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIESEL was defeated by WIRLITZ in a action packed 1 minute gory competition.
QUINTAL was beaten by ADAM in a popular 1 minute bout.
DELICE THE RED was subdued by VIOLENCE FETISH in a popular 1 minute duel.
BLOODY MOUTH viciously subdued BLOODCRUNCHER in a action packed 7 minute bloody bout.
SAIONJI was vanquished by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BUBBA was devastated by ASHANDAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
IMAGE ENHANCER bested MANAGER TC'S in a action packed 4 minute gory battle.
SEGAL was devastated by BAGMAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
RAINSONG was overcome by SOLONGO in a exciting 1 minute gruesome match.
RAGING PYROTHAG was overpowered by SUICIDE in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
TELA was overpowered by MABON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE narrowly defeated IRON OAK ORC in a 12 minute bloody battle.
CHICKEN HAWK overpowered BLIZZARD in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SHAFT handily defeated MITOCHONDRIAC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VAMPIRE overpowered CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAGENTA was demolished by WYVERN in a action packed 5 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
ON THE WASHER handily defeated DARK STAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
TRINITY overpowered REM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ORC PACKER demolished BIG MAC in a 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
NEOPHYTE vanquished AUJARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AZMUS vanquished HEADROCK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FURTIVE RETURNS was savagely defeated by ICE PILOT in a exciting 1 minute brutal duel.
ICE FOX overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BERTHA overcame PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 2 minute struggle.
SWEATY overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZY FINGERS devastated 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 3 minute gruesome mismatched match.
STRONGBOW was devastated by BEFORE THE DAWN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  58         AIMED BLOW       179 - 125 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 30         LUNGING ATTACK   311 - 257 -  8      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         SLASHING ATTACK  150 - 127 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         PARRY-LUNGE       92 -  91 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         STRIKING ATTACK   70 -  71 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         WALL OF STEEL    133 - 146 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  41 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  33 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  69 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       68 - 129 -  0      35  |

Turn 522 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  8     LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 31         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 15         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     15 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 11         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        15 - 13     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            69  33  5  242 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
LUNGING ATTACK   KING BEAR 35-3629          57  23  3  370 THE BEARS (2674)
AIMED BLOW       PATRIOT 82-11164           55  30  1  339 BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   54  50  0  270 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195       29  10  0  251 NUMBERS GAME (4642)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     77  84 17  232 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      43  46  0  230 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CARE BEAR 48-2799          32  18  0  211 THE BEARS (677)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     83  76  2  206 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            29  19  0  169 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278, JOE BLACK 48-3639, EVERSTORM 69-641, MANAGER TC'S 16-4885, 
FALCON 82-11173, BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823, WYVERN 61-1206, BART WELLENS 11-4848, LIMPY 
TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, and SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015.

The least popular fighter this week was 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, HEADROCK 60-3430, AUJARD 8-4639, REM 
74-2853, DARK STAR 30-4468, MITOCHONDRIAC 14-4333, CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186, TELA 
30-2973, BUBBA 7-4833, and SAIONJI 73-4447.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  5 0  POINT(27)            1  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  5 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  5 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  8 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  3 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)         13  6 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  DWES EG(82)         18 14 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  3 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  CAER(48)             2  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUGGY 1-2227                52  41  3  217  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                22  17  1  140  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         72  42  1  232  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        34  31  0  225  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              21  12  0   85  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SECOND OMEN 6-5642          54  18  3  313  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              154  80  3  250  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          34  43  2  165  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                57  61  3  223  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          28  32  1  137  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      33  28  2  225  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        23  11  0  209  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 161  6  144  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        14  11  0  127  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   83  75  0  304  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               60  55  3  209  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           36  18  1  195  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            21  14  3   89  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             36  18  0  209  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        17  18  1  154  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        63  62  2  207  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        22  10  0  126  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      68  58  0  226  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                64  99  1  228  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      37  25  3  203  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        29  10  0  251  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           43  22  2  231  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       34  13  2  200  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           57  23  3  370  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               31  15  1  268  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     34   6  1  186  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  22  12  0  207  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           70  46  1  327  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       43  46  0  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       35  27  5  178  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  18  0  211  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 131  0  184  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SHAFT 52-3348               15   4  1  102  PIMPS (5106)               FRATSFA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             37  33  0  208  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              47  27  1  196  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 HEADROCK 60-3430            20  21  0   62  OGRES ARE US (2925)        ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       29   7  0  218  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        63  55  1  192  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     35  37  0  186  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          34  24  2  187  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           43  37  0  195  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            74  79  2  203  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       23  19  0   99  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             50  33  1  179  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             25  11  1  146  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 RACING TURTLE 74-3180       23  21  0  186  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     139 174  2  195  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 PATRIOT 82-11164            55  30  1  339  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    28  19  5  193  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             69  33  5  242  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           42  19  4  208  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE