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Date   : 09/12/2006    Duedate: 09/25/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-524

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BAD COMPANY 33/1955    16    8  0 66.7      NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    HELP WANTED 58/1944                         CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
  2-DIRT DEVILS 35/5291   124   74  1 62.6      ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
  3 SCUM 65/3594         2841 1807 56 61.1      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    BABES 36/3876                               GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    THE BEARS 46/712                            FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          14 MAT'S SAVAGE  27/288   19   16  0 54.3
    THE BEARS 48/677                         15 BRAIN 7/5184          174  151  0 53.5
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           HOPELESS 82/5110                      
    THE BEARS 1/979                             MY TC'S 82/5235                       
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           ECHL-SOUTH 71/5108                    
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          RESSURRECTION 82/4941                 
  4 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      3    2  0 60.0      DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
  5 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    744  515 10 59.1      RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
  6 ENVENOMED 82/4693     632  437 10 59.1      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         PIMPS 52/5106                         
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    1976 RAIDERS 82/5031                        IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876               
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       PIMPS 9/4318                          
    GLOBAL WARMING 82/4763                      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    MATMATICA 82/4965                        16 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043    8    7  0 53.3
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                        17 CAT IN A HAT 33/5299   11   10  1 52.4
  7 ROAD TRIP 82/5293     239  171  3 58.3      GLOOM AND DOOM 4/5290                 
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    METAL MARVELS 21/5297                 
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                   18-TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 1165 1076 10 52.0
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                       19 WARCKERS 26/2633       90   85  3 51.4
    GUNS-N-ROSES 1/5294                         SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
  8-DARK GLORY 29/5289    197  142  4 58.1      OCT 2001 1 82/5157                    
  9 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   36   27  0 57.1      MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
 10 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  174  139  3 55.6      MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247                 WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/4091             
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                        SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
 11 VILLAINS 82/5171     1846 1493 22 55.3      100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                       DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    BRAVE NEW WORLD 82/5041                  20 ARENA FELINE 13/5296  131  125  0 51.2
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                       21 SUPERIOR FOR 75/2152  781  753 10 50.9
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      SUPERIOR FORCES X 29/3571             
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                     22 THE UNDERWOR 76/2956   57   55  0 50.9
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    GRAPHIC VIOLENCE 62/4691              
 12-LUROCIANS X 82/5232    34   28  0 54.8   23 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   10   10  0 50.0
 13 FIRE DECK 38/5130     529  438  5 54.7   24 STREET PIZZA 18/786    97   98  1 49.7

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 25 KARNIVORZ 36/5292      94   95  0 49.7      MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185                  REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                    33 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1206 1408 19 46.1
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  713  865  8 45.2
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250               35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      291  366  1 44.3
 26 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   46   48  2 48.9      DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
 27 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  219  233  2 48.5      REDHORSE 56/3727                      
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    36 MADTOWN 25/5125         6    8  0 42.9
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   37 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    44   59  0 42.7
 28 FANTASIA 1/4914      1131 1225 11 48.0      HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                38 DEADLY RAGE  72/3943   60   89  0 40.3
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  39 KILLER TUNES 65/4474   17   26  0 39.5
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  40 ELFQUEST 11/4928      162  271  2 37.4
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   41 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   19   32  0 37.3
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     42 MEN 29/4412           875 1708 17 33.9
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 29 CHEER-O-KEE' 60/5300  196  215  1 47.7      STORIES 49/2835                       
 30 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  331  365  1 47.6      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       MIKES 14/3982                         
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    43-BIO WARFARE 14/5286     2    4  0 33.3
 31-SORCERY COVENA 3/443  185  205  2 47.4   44 BLUE MOON 9/3907      568 1153  5 33.0
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 32 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    892 1026  7 46.5      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                45 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  117  242  0 32.6
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                46 DEATHRATTLE 61/3693     3    7  0 30.0
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              47-OGRES ARE US 60/2925    0    1  0  0.0
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      FISH MONGERS 62/5295                  

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of Talahya, greetings!

     Our most challenged warrior this cycle was our Tower Guardian, Marcinko.  But no
one got through, because he used his TV challenge to pick his own opponent.  That
honor went to Donna of Babes.  MARCINKO (97-961) (70-33-5,267) of ROGUE WARRIOR TV
challenged DONNA (36-5966) (32-15-1,289) of BABES.  MARCINKO slimly won victory over
DONNA in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.  This was an up-challenge, by the way.
And the lovely young Lunger nearly conquered our tough Waste.  Well done, Marcinko!
How about a column describing that fight from your perspective?
     Center for Olds avoided Dark Pantheon!  Way to go!  *applauding*
     Ho-Chan the Axe is winning a lot more than he loses, these days.  I'm afraid
this is a sign of the inevitable slip towards Primus induction.  We'll miss you when
you go, Ho-Chan.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (140-174-2,217) of SAND DANCERS fought
CARPET BURN (3-5698) (66-64-0,221) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame
CARPET BURN in a 2 minute fight.  As always, Ho-Chan is our Overall Popularity
Leader.  He is also Top Striker.
     Dali Parton was voted this week's favorite warrior.  Her fight WAS a good one...
and there was so much jumping around, several spectators had to be treated for
whipash.  DALI PARTON (18-3274) (62-84-3,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged JR. GORK
(48-1909) (47-22-0,186) of THE BEARS.  DALI PARTON vanquished JR. GORK in a popular 5
minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
     Our least favored warrior this cycle was Chasm of Ignorance.  BLACK BEAR (35-
3054) (40-13-1,201) of THE BEARS fought CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186) (27-17-0,158) of
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  BLACK BEAR viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a monotonous 44
minute gory brawl.  There's something about catching a nap on these hard, narrow
arena bleachers that leaves the spectators in a bad mood, apparently.  Black Bear was
of course the second least popular.  I believe our next longest fight was only 6
minutes, so...quite a gap there.  Have scumfests gone out of style?
     No one died, which is cause for celebration!  *pops the cork of a bottle of
champagne*
     Out of 98 fights, we had 34 challenges, which is a good number.  Well done,
everyone!
     Let's see how the rest of our stylemasters did...
     * Top Aimed Blow, Mata Hari:  MATA HARI (41-3812) (71-46-1,340) of FIST OF FIVE
fought FLADRAKEEN OOSCH (12-4396) (41-35-1,190) of GAMMARAUDERS.  MATA HARI
demolished FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
     * Top Slasher, Elkin Hemrock:  ELKIN HEMROCK (61-2596) (30-7-0,242) of D.A.X.'S
RUNNERS fought IN-BRED BEAR (1-6172) (45-41-1,213) of THE BLACK ZOO.  ELKIN HEMROCK
demolished IN-BRED BEAR in an exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
     * Top Lunger, 0002:  0002 (82-12390) (13-8-1,246) of OCT 2001 1 fought THE
NOTHING (1-3297) (43-43-0,184) of FANTASIA.  0002 savagely defeated THE NOTHING in a
popular 2 minute bloody fray.
     * Top Basher, Debbie Does DM: SACRIFICE (82-12669) (14-7-1,216) of GAMES PEOPLE
PLAY challenged DEBBIE DOES DM (18-1709) (84-76-2,230) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SACRIFICE
was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
     * Top Total Parry, Goldilocks:  VIRGINIA'S SECRET (11-6295) (29-30-1,212) of
WAR-C-KERS challenged GOLDILOCKS (69-6564) (45-31-0,214) of THE BEARS II.  VIRGINIA'S
SECRET was narrowly defeated by GOLDILOCKS in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
     * Top Parry-Lunger, Huggy:  ROMUALD B TUNE (28-3519) (69-58-0,237) of THE
PENTARCHY fought HUGGY (1-2227) (52-42-3,196) of THE BEARS.  ROMUALD B TUNE was
subdued by HUGGY in an action packed 4 minute gory fight.
     * Top Parry-Ripper, Swallowtail:  CUDDLY (1-1900) (39-15-0,185) of THE BEARS
fought SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (36-23-2,179) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST.  CUDDLY was devastated
by SWALLOWTAIL in an exciting 5 minute brutal mismatched fight.
     *  Top Parry-Striker, Mayla tyl Crena:  PERSIANA JONES (11-5427) (38-27-0,204)
of SKASMONAUTS fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (30-19-0,166) of FEAR FACTORY III.
PERSIANA JONES was savagely defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 5 minute brawl.
     That's about it, my friends.  Have an enjoyable fortnight and I'll see you again
at the end of it!

                                   Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             71  33  5  284  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATA HARI 41-3812           72  46  1  350  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
-SECOND OMEN 6-5642          55  18  3  328  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              156  80  3  305  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           45  22  2  260  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31   7  0  255  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      35  28  2  253  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   80  67  3  251  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SMUNCH 18-8337              41   9  2  251  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 0002 82-12390               14   8  1  250  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      85  76  2  244  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            70  46  1  244  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               62  55  3  244  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           35  23  1  244  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 TWIG 82-25226               35  20  0  243  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 NEPHRON 30-4147             60  57  1  238  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 MANTISSA 82-9324            31  17  3  237  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            76  79  2  233  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          60 100  4  233  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           44  19  4  233  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      77  84 17  232  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 LETHE 9-4782                58  62  3  228  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 KHIRZA 7-1862              146 162  3  225  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    44  38  2  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     141 174  2  224  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         63  84  3  224  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 NORAF 82-3856               53  28  0  222  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          46  31  0  220  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          38  18  2  220  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         85  63  1  215  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       56  42  1  214  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   84  76  0  212  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HUGGY 1-2227                53  42  3  212  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  34  0  212  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           60  55  0  211  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CIARAN 1-7176               38  30  2  211  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    55  51  0  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARNAL 21-5388              54  52  0  210  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         39  46  2  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        27  18  0  210  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         73  43  1  209  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DONNA 36-5966               32  16  1  208  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          37  23  2  207  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         19   5  0  207  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             113 112  2  206  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     35   7  1  204  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
-ORAL B 82-10020             29   9  0  204  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        20  30  0  204  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 BLACK BEAR 35-3054          41  13  1  203  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   29  31  1  202  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 JESUS 82-5459               74  47  3  201  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   71  51  0  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUASAR 18-5925              46  58  0  201  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           57  25  3  200  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        29  22  1  200  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            26   6  1  200  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      69  59  0  199  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       45  63  0  199  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     37  37  0  199  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        64  63  2  198  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       43  39  3  198  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        110  64  1  197  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ING 41-3532                 36  30  1  197  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     31  19  0  197  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        29  12  0  197  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          66  65  0  196  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-PATRIOT 82-11164            55  31  1  196  BRAVE NEW WORLD (5041)     DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         53  29  4  196  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         45  42  1  196  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24   9  1  196  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        24  12  0  196  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       67  67  1  195  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            60  49  2  195  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           43  38  0  195  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
-WILLIE BROWN 82-13201       18   8  0  195  1976 RAIDERS (5031)        DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     95  48  2  194  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           46  20  2  194  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HARMONY 82-26932            28  18  2  194  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    29  20  5  193  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 POSITIVE 26-3633           128  95  0  192  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SULACCO 4-5128              47  46  2  192  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       44  47  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SACRIFICE 82-12669          14   8  1  192  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (4091)   DWES EG
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            44  31  1  191  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           36  20  1  191  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        29  10  0  191  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 RYRELEE 59-478              48  28  1  190  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    41  36  1  190  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         36  36  0  190  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 GUARDIAN 82-16527           17  10  0  190  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         50  17  0  189  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-GITHZERAI 3-2866            40  32  0  189  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  20  0  189  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 JOHN 29-4177                64 101  1  188  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        63  57  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        35  51  0  187  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  22  13  0  187  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          43  44  0  186  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 MAX BEAR 7-3324             43  30  0  186  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  43  2  186  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 SAIONJI 73-4447             27  11  1  186  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        20  21  0  186  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-NEGATIVE 26-3654            54  59  0  185  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       36  28  5  185  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          34  26  2  185  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      38  28  0  184  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     26  16  2  184  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            30  24  0  183  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 0001 82-12389               16   6  0  183  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       34  15  2  182  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-FALCON 82-11173             30  16  1  182  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
-RACING TURTLE 74-3180       23  22  0  182  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 PERSEUS 72-1612             51  33  1  181  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 JR. GORK 48-1909            47  23  0  181  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-ODDJOB 82-18436             23  12  1  181  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      37  27  3  178  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 133  0  176  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CUDDLY 1-1900               39  16  0  176  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     25  15  2  176  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      41  56  0  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     36  45  2  175  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              28  34  0  175  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 GYRADOS 24-4476             36  20  0  174  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-GREENHOUSE EFFECT 82-12996  21  14  1  173  GLOBAL WARMING (4763)      DWES EG
 SIRTON 82-9190              28  22  0  172  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       45  51  0  170  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        34  33  0  170  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   27  18  0  168  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SKYWISE 11-5687             43  51  1  166  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     23  14  3  165  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        18  19  1  164  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910          35   8  0  163  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 DONAHAR 24-3006             29  21  0  163  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    27  15  1  162  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      74  85  3  161  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
-WIRLITZ 3-4861              24  11  1  161  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 YOBER 2-4537                24  17  1  159  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 MABON 82-10314              13  22  0  159  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   24  15  2  158  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            18   3  0  156  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 SUICIDE 21-4832             15   3  1  156  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       33  18  1  153  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 DIESEL 26-4277              31  51  0  152  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          30  32  1  150  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 TELA 30-2973                31  42  1  148  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HONEY 11-6368               25  30  1  148  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-HALO 11-6189                26   8  2  146  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             36  28  1  139  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 42  88  2  137  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 QUINTAL 18-8341             33  22  2  137  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-VICTORY 75-757              25  26  2  137  SUPERIOR FORCES (2152)     JADE MOUNTAIN
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            77  90  4  136  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      50  68  0  136  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019      12  13  0  136  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 BUBBA 7-4833                41  89  0  135  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        14  12  0  132  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 BAGMAN 4-5890               31  30  1  129  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 JONES 14-1283               32 163  6  128  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         23  30  1  128  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        23  11  0  128  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      31  31  0  126  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          20   7  0  126  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOLONGO 82-5169              7   2  1  126  HOPELESS (5110)            DWES EG
 SHAFT 52-3348               15   5  1  124  PIMPS (5106)               FRATSFA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   36  63  0  121  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SEGAL 14-3779               23  14  0  121  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       24  20  0  119  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          26  27  1  110  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      20   8  0  108  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
-RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     17   5  0  108  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
-WASP 96-1335                13  20  3  108  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 JERICO 7-4862               38  85  1  107  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     30   9  0  104  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-HORNED ONE 6-6098           23   1  1  104  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            22   7  0  104  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 LA TOUR 18-8525             27  31  0  102  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-LAGUNA LIL 7-5681           23  32  0  101  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RISHTEKE 30-4511            25  23  1   99  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            22   8  1   98  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 ICE FOX 5-3877              23  12  0   97  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  44  0   96  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          27  14  0   94  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           33  58  0   93  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-JERI TAVAN 65-6615          25  17  1   93  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            22  15  3   93  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       30  23  1   92  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-SPAZ 82-6629                13   1  0   92  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         25   7  0   89  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             20  11  0   89  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 PAPA LENNY 58-3880          18  12  0   89  HELP WANTED (1944)         DELARQ TOR
 SLAYER RAZNICK 33-3522      18  10  2   88  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 TRINITY 82-17006            10   4  0   86  MY TC'S (5235)             DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                56 111  1   84  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         8  12  0   82  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     14  12  4   81  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-MARBLES 82-9504             13  12  0   81  ROAD TRIP (5293)           DWES EG
 ORC PACKER 27-1238          22  15  0   80  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 WYVERN 61-1206              22  26  0   78  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688        9   3  0   77  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 ICE PILOT 71-3616            4   2  1   76  ECHL-SOUTH (5108)          KYR'TERR
 AUJARD 8-4639               19  17  0   73  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-LONIGAN 33-7022             18  18  1   73  SACKETT'S & CO. (4601)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         17  16  1   72  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-TYBALT 62-3696              15  10  0   70  GRAPHIC VIOLENCE (4691)    VALAMANTIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           32 105  0   69  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-ADEMA 61-3093               20   9  0   69  FEAR FACTORY (2926)        JURINE
-SWEATY 7-4850               14   9  0   68  BRAIN (5184)               BONSUR
 AZMUS 82-4139                8   7  0   68  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
-SYWINELL 31-2832            17  16  0   67  BUSHMASTERS (1323)         CHIMLEVTAL
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         22  18  1   66  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-BOUNCING BEA 63-2635        20   6  0   66  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-WARAGEN 60-5573             19   9  0   66  SAAB STORY (4290)          ARADI
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     19   7  1   65  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 L.A. WOMAN 65-6317          18  16  1   65  KILLER TUNES (4474)        DAL SHANG
-THALES 12-6286              18   8  1   63  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
-HEADROCK 60-3430            20  21  0   62  OGRES ARE US (2925)        ARADI
 OTIS 3-6501                 20   9  3   61  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     45 114  1   60  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 REM 74-2853                 18  11  0   60  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-UN-SEAMSTRESS 26-4585       18   6  0   60  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
-HANG-TEN HARRY 12-6324      17   9  0   60  HIGH JINKS (5084)          RIZTAB
-YATZEE 3-6568               15  12  3   60  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 MOOPS! 18-8662              24  24  2   59  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-TAKE COVER 35-3870          17   4  3   58  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-HOLLY MACKEREL 62-3951      18   3  0   57  FISH MONGERS (5295)        VALAMANTIS
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  42  2   56  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-MODERN MATURITY 19-4855     15  10  1   56  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (2425 ZUWAYZA
-CAT-FU 9-5180               17   4  0   55  ARENA FELINES (4441)       ZUKAL
-OTIS 3-6589                 17   4  0   55  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-NITE TRAIN 1-6583           13  13  3   55  GUNS-N-ROSES (5294)        MORDANT
 MAGENTA 3-5711              61 105  0   54  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-FUZZY BUTT 12-6293          17   3  0   54  ARENA FELINES (1060)       RIZTAB
 CALYX 30-4151               16   8  1   54  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-SPEKTER 36-4921             15   9  0   54  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
-MITOCHONDRIAC 14-4333       15   8  0   54  BIO WARFARE (5286)         TOBIR
-HURRICANE XXXVII 60-7379    14  10  2   54  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 JILL OPPY 19-4821           16   5  0   53  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 BASHING FELINE 13-4860      15   9  0   52  ARENA FELINES II (5296)    DULLENS
 DARK STAR 30-4468           31  23  2   51  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          16  11  1   50  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              30  24  1   49  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BIG MAC 30-4547             20  19  1   49  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      14  22  3   45  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 TATHARLI 33-4505            24  51  0   42  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  32  0   41  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Azmus -- How humiliating for you. -- Furtive Returns

Greenhouse Effect -- Oh, so it's all YOUR fault, is it?  I should have known! --
Delice the Red with sunburn

Locked In -- Aren't we all.  But you are a clear case of not locked in ENOUGH.
You're nuts. -- Lethe, perfectly normal by comparison

Rigor Mortis -- Well, young fellow, I have to tell you, dwarves just don't look RIGHT
in turbans. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  Especially not when the turban is almost as big as you are.

Moops! -- (recoiling)  Good lord!  That's horrible. -- Tatharli
P.S.  I never had much sympathy for those who wanted to MAKE people into eunuchs,
although I've got some academic sympathy for those who encounter it.  Better you than
me!

Pronto Pongo -- Yup, that was pronto all right. -- Gazelle

Death by NPC -- Well, at least you didn't kill me. -- Rem

Gyrados -- Woo, rough matchup for you.  Sorry. -- Khirza

26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light.  Another VC lackey?  What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements.  It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed!  I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106.  I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!!  Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm

4 September 2006
Civil War/The Crusades

The next edition of the Civil War series is to be held in Tobir, arena 14, beginning
November 25th with a round where all participating managers must DA all 5 of their
warriors; in addition all warriors must be prefixed with an A an F or a D in the
following manner:  A-Broke Stroker or (A) Broke Stroker.  Names simply beginning with
the letter of your federation will NOT count as properly prefixed!  Existing teams
are welcome but no warrior who survives the DA who had prior Fight Experience (arena
or tourney) will be allowed to score or challenge into the contest teams.  There will
be an equal number of teams set up for each of the three factions (Andorian, Free
Blades, and Delarquan) to create sides as equal as possible.  This along with the DA
round should set up pretty equal footing for all managers.  After the DA there will
be another round where you can either DA again or fight your new, or surviving,
warriors so they will be set up to challenge an opponent beginning on round 1.  So as
a recap DA round, turn 0, then turn 1 it begins with the following rules:

The Civil War to be held in arena 14.
- The contest runs for 10-28 turns (barring ties).
- No tourney participation allowed.  Teams with warriors participating in any
  tournament are disqualified.
- An even number of teams per faction worked out by the Faction Leaders.  No later
  substitutions are allowed.
- If a manager brings in a second team and challenges into the contest he is DQ'd and
  his side will fight one team short!
- Three factions will be participating:  Andorian, Delarquan, Free Blades
- Everyone prefixes their warrior with A-, F-, or D- (No prefix = disqualification of
  the warrior)
- Turn DA:  (The DA Round) November 25, 2006.  Every warrior must DA.  (Warriors not
  DA'd on Turn 0 are disqualified)
- Turn 0:  December 9th, 2006.  There will be no scoring this turn it is meant to
  allow for challenges on turn 1.
- Turn 1+:  Scoring as detailed below
- Each team gets 1 point for defeating a warrior from an opposing team.
- Fights against warriors on your team do not generate points in any situation.
- The team with the most points each turn gets a Battle Point (if there is a tie for
  the most points then no Battle Points are accrued)
- The first team to 10 Battle Points wins the war
- Managers of teams on the winning side each receive a +1 bonus potion to be used on
  a warrior on their contest team.  This must be applied within a month of the
  conclusion of the contest and the team must have been active on the last turn of
  the contest.

Anyone wishing to participate, and feels they can probably stick around for the
duration (don't want to handicap a side, of course unforeseeable events cannot be
planned for), should either diplo me at THE DEATH SQUAD(63) in Tobir (arena 14) or
place a personal ad in the arena.  You may also contact me via the Duel2.com boards!
Let me know which faction you would like to fight for!  This contest is intended to
be open to ALL managers wishing to pit themselves against each other to try and
determine which faction has the best managers! -- Street Legal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARCINKO slimly won victory over DONNA in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK lost to EVIL ELMO in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
WHITE WATER HIPPO demolished CARE BEAR in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SMUNCH defeated BLACK MESSIAH in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
SULACCO was devastated by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET was narrowly defeated by GOLDILOCKS in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SACRIFICE was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BELIAL vanquished AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DALI PARTON vanquished JR. GORK in a popular 5 minute brutal one-sided Challenge duel.
KERMORVAN was handily defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
POSITIVE was demolished by NEPHRON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
COUCH POTATO demolished JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
CIARAN overcame RIGOR MORTIS in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ERICKA BEARICKA viciously subdued VIOLENT VOLE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
KOGITSUNE MARU overcame TERRIBLE TWO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR devastated SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
FIENDISH GLEE was overpowered by NECROMANCER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BEACHED WHALE was overpowered by GAZELLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REAL GUANO devastated NEVERMORE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
NORAF vanquished SUCCOTASH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEATH STAR was overcome by QUASAR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
DREAM CATCHER was unbelievably bested by WALL OF GLASS in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
SAIONJI overpowered DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CRAZY HORSE won victory over PUDDING PARADE in a popular 6 minute Challenge fight.
SIRTON demolished DIESEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SUICIDE vanquished ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
IRON OAK ORC was viciously subdued by HONEY in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was overpowered by TELA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NEOPHYTE won victory over RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
AZMUS overpowered TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
WYVERN was overcome by STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
DEATH BY NPC vanquished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ORC PACKER was viciously subdued by ICE FOX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ELKIN HEMROCK demolished IN-BRED BEAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
KHIRZA slimly won victory over PRONTO PONGO in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
JOE BLACK overpowered THIRD OMEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided competition.
EVERSTORM won victory over YELLOWJACKET in a popular 3 minute match.
SNAPPY GEORGE was demolished by ALBINO RAINBOW in a 2 minute uneven duel.
MATA HARI demolished FLADRAKEEN OOSCH in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame CARPET BURN in a 2 minute fight.
LOCKED IN devastated BLACK ARCHER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
PYGMY SHREW was handily defeated by ACK VERT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
ROMUALD B TUNE was subdued by HUGGY in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
0002 savagely defeated THE NOTHING in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
TWIG vanquished HARMONY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PEACE overcame KING BEAR in a exciting 6 minute brutal bout.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was overpowered by SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
SNIPER BEAR savagely defeated MAX BEAR in a exciting 2 minute brutal struggle.
CUDDLY was devastated by SWALLOWTAIL in a exciting 5 minute brutal mismatched fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD devastated TY DEL-WAVE in a popular 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SHEPHERD MOON viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gory struggle.
CARNAL bested RYRELEE in a 2 minute conflict.
BLAK MASK was bested by DARK TYPHLOSION in a exciting 3 minute bout.
GYRADOS was overpowered by FLAT TOP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
LETHE handily defeated DARK THUNDER in a popular 2 minute mismatched bout.
BART WELLENS overpowered DADDY BEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
0001 was beaten by ING in a popular 3 minute gory fight.
MANTISSA vanquished CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN demolished THE RETRIBUTIONER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUENT KILLED MY DAD was devastated by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute uneven match.
JESUS devastated ROGUE 7 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MESSENGER BIRD was overpowered by KAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PERSIANA JONES was savagely defeated by MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 5 minute brawl.
DARK CHAMPION was overpowered by GUARDIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BLACK BEAR viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a monotonous 44 minute gory brawl.
SALENA WARSMITH overpowered CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
PERSEUS overcame SHAFT in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
WEYLUND was overpowered by GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SKYWISE overcame BUBBA in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
DEATHBRINGER demolished IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
VIOLENCE FETISH overpowered MANAGER TC'S in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DELICE THE RED overpowered BEFORE THE DAWN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
JERICO was handily defeated by REEK HAVOK in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
SEGAL demolished LA TOUR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
STORMBLADE vanquished JONES in a 2 minute uneven match.
TATIANA SEASPRITE slimly won victory over WALT WEISS in a 4 minute match.
QUINTAL was overcome by YOBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
BAGMAN was demolished by MABON in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
SHAVED MONKEY was overcome by RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute fight.
HOT SAUCE JONES overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLOODCRUNCHER was overpowered by ON THE WASHER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SOLONGO vanquished CRAZY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
BLOWN AWAY overpowered STEINBACH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ETERNAL D.J. bested FRANK in a action packed 3 minute gory battle.
DARK STAR was devastated by ICE PILOT in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
OTIS was handily defeated by TRINITY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BERTHA was viciously subdued by JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 2 minute fight.
NOSE KICKER handily defeated FURTIVE RETURNS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BIG MAC was savagely defeated by REM in a 2 minute bloody battle.
VAMPIRE overpowered CALYX in a 1 minute uneven contest.
FIBULARIS was handily defeated by AUJARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLIZZARD overpowered L.A. WOMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM handily defeated JILL OPPY in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BASHING FELINE was vanquished by PAPA LENNY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN was overpowered by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SLAYER RAZNICK was luckily beaten by DIRT BAG in a action packed 3 minute contest.
MOOPS! lost to 2 + 2 = 4 in a action packed 3 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  61         AIMED BLOW       175 - 121 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 26         SLASHING ATTACK  151 - 120 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         LUNGING ATTACK   313 - 256 -  8      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         STRIKING ATTACK   69 -  72 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    128 - 138 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         PARRY-LUNGE       79 -  88 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE      23 -  34 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  36 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       73 - 133 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK    31 -  65 -  2      32  |

Turn 524 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  8         6  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    34 - 27     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 12         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     12 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        12 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 13     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            71  33  5  284 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
AIMED BLOW       MATA HARI 41-3812          72  46  1  350 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
SLASHING ATTACK  ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596      31   7  0  255 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)
LUNGING ATTACK   0002 82-12390              14   8  1  250 OCT 2001 1 (5157)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     85  76  2  244 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    141 174  2  224 SAND DANCERS (2258)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLDILOCKS 69-6564         46  31  0  220 THE BEARS II (3305)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUGGY 1-2227               53  42  3  212 THE BEARS (979)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387         37  23  2  207 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    31  19  0  197 FEAR FACTORY III (4265)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DALI PARTON 18-3274.  The ten other most popular fighters were KING 
BEAR 35-3629, PERSIANA JONES 11-5427, DREAM CATCHER 74-3177, SHAFT 52-3348, PEACE 
19-4280, SLAYER RAZNICK 33-3522, DONNA 36-5966, CRAZY HORSE 8-3348, PUDDING PARADE 
42-3902, and MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were BLACK BEAR 35-3054, ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457, FIBULARIS 
82-28877, BIG MAC 30-4547, OTIS 3-6501, STEINBACH 30-4473, CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480, 
BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643, LA TOUR 18-8525, and MANAGER TC'S 16-4885.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  5 0  CALEAM(26)           0  3 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  6 0  POINT(27)            0  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  IAYE(30)             2  8 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  5 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       8  3 0  MURSKA(35)           3  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         14  5 0  RODEKI(42)           1  4 0  DWES EG(82)         17  8 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  3 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  CAER(48)             1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          60 100  4  233  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                24  17  1  159  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           60  55  0  211  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         85  63  1  215  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              23  12  0   97  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           46  20  2  194  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              156  80  3  305  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  43  2  186  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                58  62  3  228  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          30  32  1  150  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      35  28  2  253  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        24  12  0  196  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 BASHING FELINE 13-4860      15   9  0   52  ARENA FELINES II (5296)    DULLENS
 JONES 14-1283               32 163  6  128  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        14  12  0  132  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   80  67  3  251  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               62  55  3  244  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              54  52  0  210  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            22  15  3   93  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 GYRADOS 24-4476             36  20  0  174  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        18  19  1  164  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        64  63  2  198  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        23  11  0  128  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      69  59  0  199  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         53  29  4  196  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             60  57  1  238  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        29  12  0  197  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           45  22  2  260  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24   9  1  196  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             113 112  2  206  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               32  16  1  208  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     35   7  1  204  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  22  13  0  187  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 MATA HARI 41-3812           72  46  1  350  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    44  38  2  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       36  28  5  185  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           35  23  1  244  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 133  0  176  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SHAFT 52-3348               15   5  1  124  PIMPS (5106)               FRATSFA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  34  0  212  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PAPA LENNY 58-3880          18  12  0   89  HELP WANTED (1944)         DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              48  28  1  190  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31   7  0  255  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        63  57  1  187  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     37  37  0  199  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          34  26  2  185  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 EVERSTORM 69-641            76  79  2  233  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       24  20  0  119  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             51  33  1  181  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             27  11  1  186  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       33  18  1  153  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     141 174  2  224  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        29  10  0  191  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 0002 82-12390               14   8  1  250  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    29  20  5  193  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             71  33  5  284  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           44  19  4  233  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE