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Date   : 10/10/2006    Duedate: 10/23/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-526

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 BORN LOSERS 24/2023    21   13  0 61.8   12 FIRE DECK 38/5130     542  447  5 54.8
    BAD COMPANY 33/1955                         NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    HELP WANTED 58/1944                         ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
  2 SCUM 65/3594         2859 1821 57 61.1      CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    BABES 36/3876                               FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    CORPS 74/3405                               INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    THE BEARS 7/2342                         13 PIMPS 9/4318          185  155  0 54.4
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        ECHL-SOUTH 71/5108                    
    THE BEARS 46/712                            STRIP POKER 1/5102                    
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             RESSURRECTION 82/4941                 
    THE BEARS 48/677                            POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    THE BEARS 1/979                             HOPELESS 82/5110                      
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          DESIGNING WARRIORS 40/4120            
  3 ENVENOMED 82/4693     643  444 10 59.2      SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         PIMPS 52/5106                         
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419            
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    IT'S JUST WRONG 16/4876               
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
  4 EVENGATE 21/3909      754  529 10 58.8      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       MY TC'S 82/5235                       
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                    14-MAT'S SAVAGE  27/288   20   17  0 54.1
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                     15 WARCKERS 26/2633      106   93  3 53.3
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
  5 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043   10    7  0 58.8      WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
  6 D.O.A. 97/2605       1694 1204 20 58.5      OCT 2001 1 82/5157                    
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                         SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          GAMES PEOPLE PLAY 82/4091             
  7 D.A.X.'S RUN 61/5023  239  173  3 58.0      SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
  8 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   37   28  0 56.9      SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
  9 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    36   28  0 56.3      100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
 10 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  181  146  3 55.4      DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247              16-CAT IN A HAT 33/5299   11   10  1 52.4
    PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123                  METAL MARVELS 21/5297                 
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   17 QUBIT 10/4490        1166 1076 10 52.0
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                  18 THE UNDERWOR 76/2956   58   56  0 50.9
    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                     19 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  781  755 10 50.8
    PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/5302                 SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
 11 POWER PLAY 82/5179   1852 1497 22 55.3      SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/4697          
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                     20-ARENA FELINE 13/5296  131  127  0 50.8
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                 21 STREET PIZZA 18/786    99   98  1 50.3

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 22 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      4    4  0 50.0   32 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1219 1415 19 46.3
 23 ORCISH MADME 82/5173   98   99  0 49.7      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                 33 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   10   12  0 45.5
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185               34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  714  866  8 45.2
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                 35 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      294  371  1 44.2
 24 DARKMOON 12/4240      280  286  3 49.5      DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254                    REDHORSE 56/3727                      
 25 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   47   49  2 49.0   36 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    48   61  0 44.0
 26 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  225  235  2 48.9      HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                   37 MADTOWN 25/5125         7    9  0 43.8
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                    38-IMPURE THOUG 58/3123   49   68  0 41.9
 27 FANTASIA 1/4914      1149 1239 11 48.1      BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567               
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         BIG LAKE NOMADS 55/1539               
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775              
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                39 DEADLY RAGE  72/3943   62   91  0 40.5
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     40 KILLER TUNES 65/4474   18   27  0 40.0
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   41-POSSE 65/5301          24   40  1 37.5
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     42 ELFQUEST 11/4928      167  284  3 37.0
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   43 DEATHRATTLE 61/3693     4    7  0 36.4
 28-CHEER-O-KEE' 60/5300  196  215  1 47.7   44 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   19   34  0 35.8
 29 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  338  374  1 47.5   45 MEN 29/4412           878 1721 17 33.8
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 30 PHILANTHROPI 32/5304   15   17  0 46.9      STORIES 49/2835                       
 31 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    909 1035  8 46.8      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    MIKES 14/3982                         
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                46 BLUE MOON 9/3907      571 1160  5 33.0
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     47 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  117  248  0 32.1
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 48-RIO VISTANS 62/4390     0    3  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good day, protectors of the Isle!

     Unfortunately we had a death this cycle.  Mark of the Beast will receive a
course of dance lessons at the Stronghold Ballroom.  MARK OF THE BEAST (1-2887) (20-
12-0,100) of THE REVELATION fought MARCIANO (96-1446) (15-16-5,55) of THE CREAM 3.
MARK OF THE BEAST was savagely slain by MARCIANO in a 2 minute gory fight.
     The Bears avoided Center for Olds.  Black Messiah was most challenged.  TERRIBLE
TWO (31-5195) (29-13-0,190) of NUMBERS GAME challenged BLACK MESSIAH (42-3301) (45-
64-0,197) of CRYSTAL EMPIRE.  TERRIBLE TWO devastated BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1
minute uneven Challenge brawl.  You can kind of see why he was most challenged,
although he's not THAT bad.
     Of course, Ho-Chan the Axe was our overall popularity leader, even though he
lost his fight this time.  YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (72-51-0,216) of CENTER FOR
OLDS challenged HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (142-174-2,236) of SAND DANCERS.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK devastated HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     This cycle's favorite was Elkin Hemrock.  ELKIN HEMROCK (61-2596) (31-8-0,208)
of D.A.X.'S RUNNERS challenged GOLDILOCKS (69-6564) (47-31-0,241) of THE BEARS II.
ELKIN HEMROCK was defeated by GOLDILOCKS in an action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
Scum sympathy, you know.
     And our least favored warrior this cycle was Wall of Glass, in a real scumfest.
CUDDLY (1-1900) (39-17-0,176) of THE BEARS fought WALL OF GLASS (11-5534) (45-52-
0,161) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  CUDDLY outwaited WALL OF GLASS in a monotonous 31
minute gruesome fight.
     Oddly, Marcinko didn't use his TV challenge this cycle.  NEPHRON (30-4147) (61-
57-1,262) of I GOTTA GO challenged MARCINKO (97-961) (72-33-5,304) of ROGUE WARRIOR.
NEPHRON was bested by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
Well done, Marcinko.  And I look forward to your next column.
     I've said very little this cycle.  It's a surprisingly short report.  I'm sure
there is more to say...and yet, I can't summon it to my brain.  But I'm delighted to
have had this chat with you and I look forward to doing so again in a fortnight.
Till then, my friends, practice hard and play harder!

                                Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             73  33  5  312  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATA HARI 41-3812           74  46  1  376  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             40  26  1  342  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BELIAL 7-3838              158  80  3  327  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           37  23  1  278  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SMUNCH 18-8337              43   9  2  273  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      87  76  2  264  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          48  31  0  261  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         40  21  0  246  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        29  18  0  246  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          42  10  1  242  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          68  65  0  238  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         64  85  3  235  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      45  20  2  234  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        66  63  2  231  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 FOG 21-4416                 78  74  0  230  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         47  42  1  229  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            28   6  1  229  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   73  51  0  227  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           59  25  3  227  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         55  29  4  226  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       46  47  0  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SULACCO 4-5128              49  46  2  223  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 JESUS 82-5459               76  47  3  222  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 ORAL B 82-10020             30   9  0  222  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 HARMONY 82-26932            29  19  2  222  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 NORAF 82-3856               54  29  0  220  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      40  28  0  220  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
-REAL GUANO 75-3088          38  18  2  220  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     37   7  1  220  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 CARNAL 21-5388              55  53  0  218  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     97  48  2  217  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      71  59  0  215  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     39  37  0  215  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 ACK VERT 18-7429            71  47  1  214  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   31  31  1  214  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       38  28  5  213  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       57  43  1  212  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         86  64  1  211  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           37  21  1  211  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        25  13  0  211  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RYRELEE 59-478              50  28  1  210  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 CIARAN 1-7176               39  31  2  210  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     23  10  0  210  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         20   6  0  209  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      36  29  2  208  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 NEPHRON 30-4147             61  58  1  206  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    42  37  1  205  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 DONAHAR 24-3006             31  21  0  205  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        30  13  0  205  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     28  16  2  205  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        30  11  0  204  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 PEACE 19-4280               63  56  3  203  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-BLACK BEAR 35-3054          41  13  1  203  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           48  20  2  202  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31   9  0  202  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 DONNA 36-5966               33  17  1  201  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 JOHN 29-4177                65 102  1  200  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           46  23  2  200  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       44  40  3  200  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          44  45  0  200  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 KHIRZA 7-1862              147 163  3  199  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          61 101  4  199  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    56  52  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HUGGY 1-2227                54  43  3  199  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 CROCONAW 24-4475            35  18  1  199  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-0002 82-12390               14   9  1  199  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        111  65  1  198  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           60  57  0  198  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-BANDOR THE PURE 33-586      51  46  2  198  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           45  20  4  198  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 QUASAR 18-5925              47  59  0  197  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 MAX BEAR 7-3324             44  31  0  197  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   29  18  0  197  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     142 175  2  196  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 EVERSTORM 69-641            76  81  2  196  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          35  27  2  196  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     32  20  0  196  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 POSITIVE 26-3633           129  96  0  195  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   85  77  0  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JR. GORK 48-1909            48  24  0  195  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       35  15  2  195  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   81  68  3  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    44  40  2  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      69  55  2  192  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         51  18  0  192  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         40  47  2  192  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  22  0  192  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-SACRIFICE 82-12669          14   8  1  192  GAMES PEOPLE PLAY (4091)   DWES EG
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            61  50  2  191  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 BRUNO 51-4332               48  23  2  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         74  44  1  190  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-BALROG 33-1377              42  30  2  190  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-GUARDIAN 82-16527           17  10  0  190  RESSURRECTION (4941)       DWES EG
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  36  0  189  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        36  33  0  189  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    30  21  5  189  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MR BLACK 82-5468            19  11  1  189  FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419)  DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             113 114  2  188  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       67  69  1  188  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       45  65  0  187  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          37  25  2  187  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        35  53  0  187  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
-QUENT KILLED MY DA 40-1948  22  13  0  187  DESIGNING WARRIORS (4120)  ZENSU
 MANTISSA 82-9324            32  18  3  186  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    29  15  1  186  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SAIONJI 73-4447             27  11  1  186  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     24  15  3  186  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        64  58  1  185  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  11  1  184  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 LETHE 9-4782                58  64  3  183  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   25  16  2  183  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-0001 82-12389               16   6  0  183  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 SCRAG 82-1704               15   6  0  182  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      38  28  3  181  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 TWIG 82-25226               35  22  0  181  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  45  2  180  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
-ALA ALICA 55-959            27  21  0  180  BIG LAKE NOMADS (1539)     KHALANI
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 135  0  178  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             52  34  1  178  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 CUDDLY 1-1900               40  17  0  178  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         36  38  0  178  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 HONEY 11-6368               26  31  2  178  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BANGED UP BUNNY 97-369      24  31  6  178  D.O.A. (2605)              SHADOW GROVE
 ING 41-3532                 36  32  1  177  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 YOBER 2-4537                24  19  1  177  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 BUBBA 7-4833                43  89  0  176  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-PE ELL 36-2207              22  12  4  176  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     37  46  2  175  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 GYRADOS 24-4476             37  21  0  175  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       34  19  1  174  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
-THE CONVINCER 55-960        30  20  2  174  BIG LAKE NOMADS (1539)     KHALANI
 SUICIDE 21-4832             15   5  1  174  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 DIESEL 26-4277              32  52  0  169  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019      13  13  0  169  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             37  29  1  165  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 KERMORVAN 1-3116            30  26  0  165  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              28  36  0  164  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       45  53  0  163  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-DADDY BEAR 46-1910          35   8  0  163  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 SIRTON 82-9190              29  23  0  163  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      52  68  0  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAGMAN 4-5890               33  30  1  160  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-MABON 82-10314              13  22  0  159  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 ARTEMISIA 12-5096           42  44  0  158  DARKMOON (4240)            RIZTAB
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      42  57  0  155  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          21   8  0  155  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      74  87  3  154  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GREMLIN 28-2132             25   9  0  148  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
-THE INSTAGATOR 33-2120      30  24  9  147  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           11   2  1  147  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 SCRAG 96-1173               20   7  4  143  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 T. ZER 9-5011               26  16  2  142  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SOLONGO 82-5169              7   3  1  142  HOPELESS (5110)            DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             43  53  1  141  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           34  59  0  141  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     26  16  2  139  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
-IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        23  12  0  139  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        19  20  1  137  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      32  32  0  134  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         24  31  1  132  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-MANAGER TC'S 16-4885        14  12  0  132  IT'S JUST WRONG (4876)     WILLAF
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       26  20  0  131  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 ICE FOX 5-3877              25  12  0  131  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            24   7  0  130  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          30  34  1  129  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 SEGAL 14-3779               24  15  0  127  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
-SHAFT 52-3348               15   5  1  124  PIMPS (5106)               FRATSFA
 ADAM 7-4830                 42  90  2  123  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     30  11  0  123  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            77  92  4  122  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            24  15  3  122  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 JONES 14-1283               32 165  6  113  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-WASP 96-1335                13  21  3  112  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 LA TOUR 18-8525             28  32  0  111  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   36  65  0  110  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TELA 30-2973                31  44  1  110  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      20   8  0  108  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 QUINTAL 18-8341             33  24  2  107  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-MR THIRD TIME 18-8668       28  22  0  106  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 OTIS 3-6501                 22   9  4  105  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         27   7  0  102  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-BARN DOG 58-3676            20  13  2  101  HELP WANTED (1944)         DELARQ TOR
 SPAZ 82-6629                15   1  0  101  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WYVERN 61-1206              23  26  0  100  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        20  21  1  100  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
-THE RACIST 58-3855          17  13  1  100  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 MARCIANO 96-1446            16  16  6  100  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         24  18  1   98  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SHASTA 1-5814               13   2  0   98  STRIP POKER (5102)         MORDANT
-KASSAL TEN DRU 65-6608      24  23  1   96  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       11   3  0   96  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              32  24  1   95  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          27  28  1   95  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         22  29  0   95  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     16  12  4   95  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  46  0   94  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-HEARTS 3-6485               19  36  1   94  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
-ORC PACKER 27-1238          23  15  0   93  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STILJANZ 43-4409            25  15  0   90  THE FAMILY (3772)          VEASTIAN
 REM 74-2853                 20  11  0   89  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937    20  15  0   88  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
-TRINITY 82-17006            10   4  0   86  MY TC'S (5235)             DWES EG
 JERICO 7-4862               38  87  1   85  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FRANK 3-5707                56 113  1   84  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640         9  13  0   84  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             21  12  0   83  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     21   7  1   80  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057       17  12  3   79  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-ROADBLOCK 63-2611           21  15  0   78  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
 MOOPS! 18-8662              26  24  2   77  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-MARV ZEM 24-2429            22   3  2   77  BORN LOSERS (2023)         ZORPUNT
 QUASIMODO 10-5684           21   6  1   77  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
-SLAYVER 15-4684             20  17  0   77  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
-ICE PILOT 71-3616            4   2  1   76  ECHL-SOUTH (5108)          KYR'TERR
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          27  16  0   75  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 AUJARD 8-4639               20  18  0   75  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         17  18  1   75  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-WARPIG 33-2543              22  12  2   74  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            22  10  1   74  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-DESTROYER TADD 33-4417      20  15  0   74  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  19   7  1   73  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-GRANDPA RAT 22-6549         21   8  1   72  KELLUMBO'S KIDS (4810)     SOLVEN
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    20  13  0   72  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CORRUPTION 33-1883          24  11  3   71  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-SADIE 10-5718               18  14  3   71  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
 AZMUS 82-4139                9   8  0   69  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 PAPA LENNY 58-3880          18  14  0   68  HELP WANTED (1944)         DELARQ TOR
 L.A. WOMAN 65-6317          19  17  1   67  KILLER TUNES (4474)        DAL SHANG
-SLAYER RAZNICK 33-3522      18  11  2   67  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       30  25  1   66  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-NORM 62-3260                18  12  1   64  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 CALYX 30-4151               17   9  1   64  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-CLINT 78-1886               18   8  1   63  THE LEGENDS (5225)         LIN TIRIAN
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     45 114  1   60  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 BIG MAC 30-4547             20  21  1   59  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          17  12  1   59  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-SISTER X 12-6340            17   7  0   58  CULTS-R-US (5303)          RIZTAB
-SPEEDWAY 63-2470            15  11  1   57  CAR AND DRIVER (2133)      AMEN-TEI
 TATHARLI 33-4505            25  52  0   56  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-VICIOUS 52-3508             15   9  2   56  ASSASSIN NATION (4352)     FRATSFA
-BASHING FELINE 13-4860      15  10  0   56  ARENA FELINES II (5296)    DULLENS
-YUCKY TUCKY 26-4460         16   5  1   54  SHERWOOD FOREST (4661)     CALEAM
 PAINLESS 25-4544            15  12  2   54  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            18  13  2   53  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-SNOTMAN 30-4290             16   4  1   53  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
-JILL OPPY 19-4821           16   5  0   53  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 DARK STAR 30-4468           31  25  2   52  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-TOTAL DISASTER 1.0 7-5778   15   6  0   51  WASTELAND II (1947)        BONSUR
-MIMOSA 32-4294              14   9  0   51  PHILANTHROPISTS (5304)     ARVAT
-CHOCK 41-4214               14   9  0   51  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              61 107  0   50  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-PANAMON CREEL 36-2209       15  10  0   50  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           32 107  0   49  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      15  23  3   48  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  34  0   47  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-WALL OF FELINE 13-4857      17   8  1   47  ARENA FELINES II (5296)    DULLENS
-MIPPLE 62-3513              15  11  0   46  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-THE FLASHER 58-4201         18  12  1   45  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 AX 82-15112                 13   8  0   41  SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (4697 DWES EG
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  44  2   40  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        22   9  0   33  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887   20  13  0 THE REVELATION 1582    MARCIANO 96-1446       526

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sirton -- You are?  I thought you were Sirton. -- Delice the Red
P.S.  Your manager is having an un-funny joke on you.

Azmus -- If that's a mob tactic, your mob is in trouble.  Not that it's your fault,
necessarily, probably your manager has some broader, darker design.  You know how
those mob bosses are, always planning something bigger. -- Tatharli
P.S.  You should have learned skills.  I was demonstrating some good stuff.

Squirrel Killer -- Good thing I'm not a squirrel, isn't it? -- Lethe
P.S.  But I have a great deal of respect for your profession.  Squirrels are just
rats with hairy tails, after all, and rats should be stamped OUT.  They carry
disease.

Pe Ell -- Clever naming, but your clothes...awful!  Dwarves should NOT wear heavy
embroidery, it makes you look like your beard has gotten totally out of hand.  Not to
mention that your beard gets tangled in the threads, and breaks off....  Wait!  Is

that...?  Gods, how awful!  A full beard with major split ends!  No wonder the whole
ensemble looks, well, ratty and tatty.  Do yourself a favor, get a trim and then a
new wardrobe. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Bertha -- I was so excited when I heard I was to fight a warlock.  I thought, wow,
someone who locks up wars so they don't get loose!  Probably a tall, dark, and
dangerous dude.  And then it was you.  Not that I would have anything against you, of
course, it's just that I was expecting something else. -- True Blue

Galen -- If Primus Induction looms inescapably, I will retire.  But so far, I'm not
even Eligible. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

     Oh, that's a relief!  I thought for sure you must be, by now.

Balrog -- You weren't ready, were you?  It's amazing how many fights are lost that
way. -- Khirza

In-Bred Bear -- You can stop training skills now.   You alrady know everything. --
Gazelle

Ice Fox -- Wow.  You're fast and deadly. -- Sleepwalker

L.A. Woman -- Heh, you almost scummed me.  More a testimony to my poor wind than to
your dedication to a defensive strategy. -- Rem

14 September 2006
     I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a
novice and clueless manager.
     Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless
manager.
     I am looking to recover some old warriors.  Since none of them are Aimed Blows,
they are no threat to win anything.  I just want to see how they turned out.

The Couatl 2-17
Madam Butterfly 20-701
Gypsy Moth 20-703
King Crab 21-1
Priestess Python 26-1388

Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient
warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times.

25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light.  Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth.  YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!  The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats.  It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us!  I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face!  Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!

5 October 2006
*Turf War IV Rules*

     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM
         47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     a.  verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     b.  distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
Managers must:
     a.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Gift Certificate to participate to:
          Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM 47 -- North Fork, or
          Rick Stringer
          13 St. Michael's CT
          Elkton, MD 21921
     b.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         they will be fighting under in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Rules:
     1.  No scoring will begin until a Gift Cert is received.  No exceptions.
     2.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare and be verified by the
         Captain of the alliance he/she has claimed for;
     3.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  NO multiple aliases please.
         Violations will result in disqualification.
     4.  The contest will begin on the turn following the January F2F and run for 12
         turns.
     5.  The turn  a declaration and verification will begin the scoring process.
     6.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 10 of the Turf
         War 5.
     7.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:
                  Win     Loss     Kill     Die
Challenge          +2      -2       +5       -5
Match-Up           +1      -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud          +2      -5       +5      -10
Champion           x2      x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     -10      xx      -10       xx
Dark Arena        +10      -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     a.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 2 points (team mentions only!)
     b.  Each Style Master is worth 2 points.
     c.  Duelmaster Throne is worth 2 points
Champions:
     a.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, the Champion
         must be in the Adepts or lower brackets on the turn they are declared
         without having gone above the Adepts bracket at any time...including
         transferred teams.  (I'll be watching for this occurrence!)
Bloodfeuds:
     a.  Bloodfeuds count for all four (4) turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         be used all four turns.  4 turns means 4 separate warriors.  A penalty of
         -10 will be given to the team who violates this.
Special Conditions:
     a.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     b.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2.
     c.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong, I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10.
     d.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     e.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty
         (this means a warrior with 0 FE).
     f.  TVs won after the contest begins gain a 25 point one time score once the
         tourney reports are posted in the NL.
     g.  TCs won after the contest begins gain a 50 point one time score with the
         same conditions as noted for TVs.
     h.  NO switching alliance once verified by an alliance that a team has declared
         for.
     i.  Only 7 teams are permitted per alliance for the Turf War 5.
PRIZES:
     Turf Wars are a "Winner Takes All" type contest.  All prizes and 100% of the RU
Certs will be given to the Captain of the winning alliance and it is his/her
responsibility to give these to the alliance membership.
     I have requested from RSI the following:
     a.  renaming of the orth Fork (DM 47) arena;
     b.  renaming of Dark Arena Monsters;
     c.  known favourite rhythms for one warrior on each team of the winning
         alliance.  This warrior would be in the Initiates or above brackets on the
         last turn of the Turf War (they must have at least one arena fight to
         receive this award).
               Baphomet, Host of TW5
Special Note:  A downchallenge is considered from a higher bracket to a lower
bracket.  Same bracket, more recognition points?  Not a downchallenge!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NEPHRON was bested by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
DONNA lost to BART WELLENS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
JOE BLACK subdued LOCKED IN in a action packed 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK devastated HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TERRIBLE TWO devastated BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
DALI PARTON savagely defeated COUCH POTATO in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
ERICKA BEARICKA handily defeated LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ELKIN HEMROCK was defeated by GOLDILOCKS in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
POSITIVE was savagely defeated by HARMONY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge match.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET defeated GAZELLE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
CARNAL viciously subdued AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was bested by JESUS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge bout.
CARE BEAR was savagely defeated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a popular 6 minute Challenge duel.
SULACCO vanquished NEVERMORE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
CRAZY HORSE was viciously subdued by JOHN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PUDDING PARADE was demolished by BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DIESEL defeated DELICE THE RED in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DREAM CATCHER was unbelievably bested by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 4 minute contest.
REEK HAVOK vanquished DEATHBRINGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SHAVED MONKEY won victory over TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute Challenge fray.
NEOPHYTE subdued RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
MIYAGI'S MIATA vanquished JONES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ETERNAL D.J. defeated FRANK in a exciting 5 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
OTIS beat RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
FIBULARIS viciously subdued 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES vanquished MAGENTA in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MATA HARI viciously subdued PEACE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
CROCONAW was narrowly defeated by FOG in a exciting 5 minute brutal fight.
DARK TYPHLOSION beat THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute fray.
CIARAN was bested by BELIAL in a popular 1 minute duel.
THE BUTCHER devastated MR BLACK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
KHIRZA was overpowered by SMUNCH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
IN-BRED BEAR demolished SWALLOWTAIL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MANTISSA was overpowered by FIENDISH GLEE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BLONDIE handily defeated WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BRUNO was overpowered by CARPET BURN in a action packed 1 minute bloody uneven battle.
KING BEAR demolished SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
FLAT TOP handily defeated EVERSTORM in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PYGMY SHREW handily defeated CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PERSIANA JONES demolished LETHE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD was savagely defeated by STRAWBERRY BUSH in a popular 1 minute fray.
DEATH STAR was vanquished by ORAL B in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
JOHNNY B GOODE demolished MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DEBBIE DOES DM devastated THE RETRIBUTIONER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MAX FACTOR demolished LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
PRONTO PONGO devastated KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered ALVIN YORK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
ALBINO RAINBOW beat QUASAR in a popular 2 minute match.
RIGOR MORTIS lost to NORAF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
NECROMANCER handily defeated TWIG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHEPHERD MOON overpowered SALENA WARSMITH in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SCRAG was vanquished by DONAHAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SQUIRREL KILLER overpowered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ACK VERT vanquished SUCCOTASH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR subdued ING in a popular 2 minute duel.
VIOLENT VOLE was narrowly defeated by HUGGY in a exciting 7 minute gruesome contest.
RYRELEE devastated HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE WHEAT KING was savagely defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 2 minute fight.
MAX BEAR was bested by KOGITSUNE MARU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
THIRD OMEN overpowered BANGED UP BUNNY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DARK THUNDER subdued YOBER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
BLAK MASK demolished GYRADOS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
JR. GORK demolished HONEY in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was demolished by SPOTTED PONY in a popular 2 minute one-sided duel.
DARK CHAMPION demolished ARTEMISIA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
EVIL ELMO narrowly defeated SUICIDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
TY DEL-WAVE was devastated by BEACHED WHALE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
CUDDLY outwaited WALL OF GLASS in a monotonous 31 minute gruesome fight.
KERMORVAN was demolished by GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HOT SAUCE JONES vanquished SIRTON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SCRAG lost to BAGMAN in a exciting 1 minute fray.
MESSENGER BIRD won victory over STRONGBOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
T. ZER was demolished by ON THE WASHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SKYWISE was savagely defeated by GREMLIN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gruesome fight.
PERSEUS defeated SOLONGO in a exciting 2 minute bout.
VIOLENCE FETISH was overpowered by WEYLUND in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
YELLOWJACKET devastated BEFORE THE DAWN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
TELA lost to CHICKEN HAWK in a action packed 1 minute fight.
LA TOUR was bested by BLIZZARD in a popular 1 minute bout.
QUINTAL was handily defeated by ICE FOX in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IMAGE ENHANCER overpowered SEGAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven brawl.
CADEX CFM vanquished STORMBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ADAM was demolished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAMPIRE was unbelievably bested by BERTHA in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
WALT WEISS viciously subdued SLEEPWALKER in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
DIRT BAG was overpowered by MAGIC JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
MARK OF THE BEAST was savagely slain by MARCIANO in a 2 minute gory fight.
SPAZ savagely defeated BIG MAC in a exciting 3 minute gruesome brawl.
JERICO was overcome by CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a action packed 1 minute duel.
AUJARD was handily defeated by JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute uneven match.
CALYX overpowered AX in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
TRUE BLUE bested PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 2 minute bloody fray.
QUASIMODO vanquished PAINLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NOSE KICKER vanquished TATHARLI in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEATH BY NPC demolished PAPA LENNY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AZMUS overpowered ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARK STAR was bested by L.A. WOMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
STEINBACH was overpowered by MOOPS! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZY FINGERS was demolished by REM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHASITY BELT was devastated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
WYVERN overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHASTA handily defeated BLOWN AWAY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  61         AIMED BLOW       179 - 110 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         SLASHING ATTACK  147 - 119 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         LUNGING ATTACK   314 - 268 -  7      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         WALL OF STEEL    133 - 124 -  1      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         STRIKING ATTACK   71 -  79 -  1      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         PARRY-LUNGE       69 -  88 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  35 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  32 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         TOTAL PARRY       73 - 140 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  62 -  1      30  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 31         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        18 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 17         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  9     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  7     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  7                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL     12 - 12     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            73  33  5  312 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
AIMED BLOW       MATA HARI 41-3812          74  46  1  376 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLONDIE 36-5723            40  26  1  342 BABES (3876)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     87  76  2  264 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      GOLDILOCKS 69-6564         48  31  0  261 THE BEARS II (3305)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034     45  20  2  234 CALL THE PRIEST (4839)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      46  47  0  226 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-LUNGE      SULACCO 4-5128             49  46  2  223 DEATH ON A STIK (4706)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            31  21  0  205 MAGIC REALM (4987)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   56  52  0  199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596.  The ten other most popular fighters were DALI 
PARTON 18-3274, CROCONAW 24-4475, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, DREAM CATCHER 74-3177, HUGGY 
1-2227, SUICIDE 21-4832, VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565, FRANK 3-5707, KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298, 
and DONNA 36-5966.

The least popular fighter this week was WALL OF GLASS 11-5534.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CUDDLY 1-1900, BLOWN AWAY 18-8636, CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480, PAPA 
LENNY 58-3880, TATHARLI 33-4505, PAINLESS 25-4544, AUJARD 8-4639, BANGED UP BUNNY 
97-369, ROGUE 7 4-5813, and SCRAG 82-1704.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  7 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  3 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  6 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            7  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             4  7 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  0 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  ARVAT(32)            1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  3 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  7 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SIMTAKKA(76)         0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12  9 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)         14 10 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  CAER(48)             2  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  2 1  
SUNSET(21)           4  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         47  42  1  229  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                24  19  1  177  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          68  65  0  238  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SULACCO 4-5128              49  46  2  223  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              25  12  0  131  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           48  20  2  202  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              158  80  3  327  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  45  2  180  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                58  64  3  183  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          30  34  1  129  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        29  18  0  246  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        25  13  0  211  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               24  15  0  127  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 SMUNCH 18-8337              43   9  2  273  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               63  56  3  203  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         40  21  0  246  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            24  15  3  122  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             31  21  0  205  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        19  20  1  137  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        66  63  2  231  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      71  59  0  215  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         55  29  4  226  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             61  58  1  206  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        30  13  0  205  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      45  20  2  234  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       35  15  2  195  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            28   6  1  229  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             40  26  1  342  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     37   7  1  220  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           74  46  1  376  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       46  47  0  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       38  28  5  213  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           37  23  1  278  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 135  0  178  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 BRUNO 51-4332               48  23  2  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  36  0  189  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      69  55  2  192  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              50  28  1  210  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31   9  0  202  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        64  58  1  185  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     39  37  0  215  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          35  27  2  196  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          48  31  0  261  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       26  20  0  131  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             52  34  1  178  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          42  10  1  242  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     142 175  2  196  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        30  11  0  204  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 JESUS 82-5459               76  47  3  222  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    30  21  5  189  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             73  33  5  312  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           45  20  4  198  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE