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Date   : 10/24/2006    Duedate: 11/06/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-527

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SCUM 65/3594         2868 1830 57 61.0      DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        11 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  183  149  3 55.1
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         PERFECTION QUEST 2 82/5123            
    BABES 36/3876                               LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    CORPS 74/3405                               MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        PERFECTION QUEST 13 13/5302           
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          12 FIRE DECK 38/5130     548  452  5 54.8
    THE BEARS 48/677                            NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    THE BEARS 1/979                             ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  2 ENVENOMED 82/4693     649  447 10 59.2      ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    13 PIMPS 9/4318          191  160  1 54.4
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       HOPELESS 82/5110                      
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322              
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SUNNYDALE 82/4324                     
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           RISEN FROM THE DEAD 82/4366           
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
  3 EVENGATE 21/3909      760  535 10 58.7      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419            
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
  4 D.O.A. 71/4770       1701 1208 20 58.5      ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    BRIAN LOCK 72/5156                          ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          STRIP POKER 1/5102                    
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 14-MAT'S SAVAGE  27/288   20   17  0 54.1
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      15-WARCKERS 26/2633      106   93  3 53.3
    THE BEGINNING 82/4963                       MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
    WANNABEES 71/4626                           WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     OCT 2001 1 82/5157                    
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    HOLLYWOOD 82/4962                           BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    REDUX 6 82/5045                             MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    D.O.A. 97/2605                              SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
  5 BORN LOSERS 24/2023    21   15  0 58.3      SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    BAD COMPANY 33/1955                         100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
    HELP WANTED 58/1944                         DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
  6 GORGONITES 82/4955    241  176  3 57.8   16 MANAGER MUSI 75/5308   11   10  1 52.4
    BLOOD RELATED 60/4344                    17 QUBIT 10/4490        1167 1076 10 52.0
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914                  
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                       18-THE UNDERWOR 76/2956   58   56  0 50.9
    SILENT WARRIORS 60/5307                  19-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  781  755 10 50.8
  7 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   38   28  0 57.6      SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
  8 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    37   28  0 56.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 82/4697          
  9 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043   10    8  0 55.6   20-ARENA FELINE 13/5296  131  127  0 50.8
 10 POWER PLAY 82/5179   1854 1499 22 55.3   21 STREET PIZZA 18/786   100   98  1 50.5
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                   22 ORCISH MADME 82/5173  101  102  0 49.8

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250                  CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223                 32 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  715  866  8 45.2
    OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185               33 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    50   62  0 44.6
    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152                    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
 23 DARKMOON 12/4240      282  287  3 49.6   34 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      295  374  1 44.1
    AUTUMN LIGHTNING 58/2254                    DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    SOL INVICTUS 31/5186                        REDHORSE 56/3727                      
 24 DRUNKEN TOAD 19/4587   48   49  2 49.5   35-IMPURE THOUG 58/3123   49   68  0 41.9
 25 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  227  237  2 48.9      BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567               
    DEATH ON A STIK 4/4706                      BIG LAKE NOMADS 55/1539               
    GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                       BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775              
 26 FANTASIA 1/4914      1158 1246 11 48.2   36 MADTOWN 25/5125         7   10  0 41.2
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  37 D.R.I. 21/5306         62   91  0 40.5
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                         FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                38 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      4    6  0 40.0
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                     39 KILLER TUNES 65/4474   18   28  0 39.1
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   40-POSSE 65/5301          24   40  1 37.5
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     41 ELFQUEST 11/4928      170  290  3 37.0
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   42 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   20   34  0 37.0
 27 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   11   12  0 47.8   43-DEATHRATTLE 61/3693     4    7  0 36.4
 28 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  341  379  1 47.4   44 MEN 29/4412           879 1728 17 33.7
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 29 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    917 1037  8 46.9      STORIES 49/2835                       
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   MIKES 14/3982                         
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     45 BLUE MOON 9/3907      573 1163  5 33.0
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 46 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  117  251  0 31.8
 30-PHILANTHROPI 32/5304   15   17  0 46.9   47 RIO VISTANS 62/4390     1    4  0 20.0
 31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1225 1419 19 46.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello my friends,

     Center for Olds avoided Thundr + Litening.  Well done, well done.
     John was most challenged.  COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (111-65-1,198) of FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT challenged JOHN (29-4177) (65-102-1,200) of MEN.  COUCH POTATO overpowered
JOHN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Looked like a skill rape to
me.
     Alas, we had a death.  GROTESQUE ZOMBIE (12-6071) (29-15-1,186) of ALL HALLOW'S
EVE fought STRAWBERRY BUSH (82-5460) (23-10-0,210) of POISONOUS PLANTS.  GROTESQUE
ZOMBIE was assassinated by STRAWBERRY BUSH in a 1 minute uneven competition.  To
combat the...reanimation hangover, I've sent GZ a nice bucket of cow brains.
     Now how's this for a wild up-challenge?  HARMONY (82-26932) (29-19-2,222) of
PERFECTION QUEST 2 challenged MARCINKO (97-961) (73-33-5,312) of ROGUE WARRIOR.  Look
at the difference in experience, look at the difference in rank.  Needless to say,
HARMONY was bested by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
But that was a very gutsy challenge.  And Marcinko you top Wall-o'-Steel you, we need
a column from you, please.
     I note that Suave's teams (Color Me Suave and Center for Olds) have fielded
three stylemasters this cycle.  Let's see how they did.
     * DEBBIE DOES DM (18-1709) (87-76-2,264) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought NECROMANCER
(18-6386) (20-6-0,209) of INCANTATION.  DEBBIE DOES DM demolished NECROMANCER in a 1
minute one-sided duel.  Top Basher!
     * SNAPPY GEORGE (42-4015) (46-47-0,226) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged JESUS (82-
5459) (76-47-3,222) of RISEN FROM THE DEAD.  SNAPPY GEORGE viciously subdued JESUS in
a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.  Top Parry-Ripper.
     * CEREBRAL JANITOR (18-7729) (56-52-0,199) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged GAZELLE
(56-3701) (38-36-0,189) of REDHORSE.  CEREBRAL JANITOR handily defeated GAZELLE in a
1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.  Top Striker.
     And how about our top Aimed Blow?  MATA HARI (41-3812) (74-46-1,376) of FIST OF
FIVE fought BART WELLENS (11-4848) (29-18-0,246) of INQUISITION GC 03.  MATA HARI
demolished BART WELLENS in an action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.  It looked like
an easy fight.
     Poor Ho-Chan, eligible now.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (142-175-2,196) of SAND
DANCERS fought LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (44-40-2,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  HO-CHAN
THE AXE beat LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 2 minute fray.  It wasn't the most exciting fight
ever, but Ho-Chan is still our overall popularity leader.
     Scum sympathy?  In any case, Croconaw was the crowd's favorite this cycle.
CROCONAW (24-4475) (35-18-1,199) of WATER DECK challenged FOG (21-4416) (78-74-0,230)
of EVENGATE.  CROCONAW was unbelievably bested by FOG in a crowd pleasing 10 minute
Challenge bout.
     Aaaaannnnnnnd....don't take it personally.  This cycle's least favorite warrior
was Bloody Mouth.  The crowd didn't think he looked that competent this time out.
MAX BEAR (7-3324) (44-31-0,197) of THE BEARS fought BLOODY MOUTH (30-3823) (20-21-
0,186) of BLOOD OATH.  MAX BEAR overpowered BLOODY MOUTH in a 6 minute brutal uneven
fight.  Don't worry, Max.  It'll pass.
     I think that's it for now.  I hope you all have a pleasant fortnight and I'll be
seeing you again at the end of it!

                                                                               Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             74  33  5  325  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATA HARI 41-3812           75  46  1  393  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             41  26  1  351  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BELIAL 7-3838              159  80  3  338  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      88  76  2  281  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     24  10  1  262  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         41  21  0  260  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         65  85  3  257  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         56  29  4  256  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          43  10  1  255  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         48  42  1  251  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       47  47  0  249  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FOG 21-4416                 79  74  0  247  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 ORAL B 82-10020             31   9  0  242  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     38   7  1  238  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      41  28  0  236  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      45  20  2  234  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            29   6  1  232  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        66  63  2  231  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     29  16  2  230  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     98  48  2  227  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 CARNAL 21-5388              56  53  0  226  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DONNA 36-5966               34  17  1  225  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NEPHRON 30-4147             62  58  1  224  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CIARAN 1-7176               40  31  2  224  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      72  59  0  223  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         87  64  1  222  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          62 101  4  222  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHIRZA 7-1862              148 163  3  218  CASTAWAYS (1083)           BONSUR
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           46  20  4  217  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 EVERSTORM 69-641            77  81  2  215  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     39  37  0  215  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         75  44  1  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PEACE 19-4280               64  56  3  214  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
-VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   31  31  1  214  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
-FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       38  28  5  213  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   30  18  0  213  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       45  40  3  211  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        112  65  1  210  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      70  55  2  210  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          44  46  0  210  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 NEVERMORE 1-5260            62  50  2  209  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     25  15  3  209  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    43  37  1  208  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          37  29  6  208  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      36  29  2  208  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 HARMONY 82-26932            29  20  2  208  PERFECTION QUEST 2 (5123)  DWES EG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    57  52  0  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           49  20  2  207  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       46  65  0  206  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   82  68  3  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAX BEAR 7-3324             45  31  0  205  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 BAL BURG D'ALGURD 18-6849   86  77  0  204  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-RIGOR MORTIS 76-1108        30  11  0  204  THE UNDERWORLD (2956)      SIMTAKKA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     143 175  2  203  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           61  57  0  203  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 JOHN 29-4177                65 103  1  201  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31  10  0  201  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 JR. GORK 48-1909            48  25  0  199  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           37  22  1  199  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 HONEY 11-6368               27  31  2  199  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-0002 82-12390               14   9  1  199  OCT 2001 1 (5157)          DWES EG
 JESUS 82-5459               76  48  3  198  RISEN FROM THE DEAD (4366) DWES EG
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          68  66  0  198  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        65  58  1  198  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 KOGITSUNE MARU 1-5298       57  44  1  198  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-BANDOR THE PURE 33-586      51  46  2  198  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SMUNCH 18-8337              43  10  2  198  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 CROCONAW 24-4475            35  19  1  198  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  23  0  198  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        25  14  0  198  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 KING BEAR 35-3629           59  26  3  197  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        29  19  0  197  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 RYRELEE 59-478              50  29  1  196  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
-DEATH STAR 65-3928          35  27  2  196  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 MANTISSA 82-9324            33  18  3  196  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     32  20  0  196  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        30  14  0  196  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
-POSITIVE 26-3633           129  96  0  195  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ACK VERT 18-7429            71  48  1  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       35  15  2  195  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 NORAF 82-3856               54  30  0  194  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 HUGGY 1-2227                54  44  3  193  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DONAHAR 24-3006             31  22  0  193  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         20   7  0  193  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         51  18  0  192  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           46  24  2  192  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-BRUNO 51-4332               48  23  2  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           37  24  1  191  THE BEARS (677)            CAER

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    31  21  5  191  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   73  52  0  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          48  32  0  190  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
-BALROG 33-1377              42  30  2  190  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    44  41  2  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      38  29  3  189  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        36  33  0  189  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 SCRAG 82-1704               15   7  0  189  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                59  64  3  188  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SULACCO 4-5128              49  47  2  188  DEATH ON A STIK (4706)     JHELUM
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         40  48  2  187  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SIRTON 82-9190              30  23  0  187  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 MR BLACK 82-5468            19  12  1  187  FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419)  DWES EG
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    29  16  1  184  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  12  1  184  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  37  0  183  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        35  54  0  183  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         37  38  0  182  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 TWIG 82-25226               35  23  0  182  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        20  22  0  182  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 GYRADOS 24-4476             38  21  0  181  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 SAMPSA 31-4233              33  42  4  181  SOL INVICTUS (5186)        CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  45  2  180  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
-ALA ALICA 55-959            27  21  0  180  BIG LAKE NOMADS (1539)     KHALANI
 ON THE WASHER 82-10019      14  13  0  180  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 ING 41-3532                 37  32  1  179  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   25  17  2  179  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             113 115  2  178  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-PERSEUS 72-1612             52  34  1  178  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     37  47  2  178  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-BANGED UP BUNNY 97-369      24  31  6  178  D.O.A. (2605)              SHADOW GROVE
 QUASAR 18-5925              47  60  0  177  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          37  26  2  177  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-PE ELL 36-2207              22  12  4  176  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
-DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       34  19  1  174  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
-THE CONVINCER 55-960        30  20  2  174  BIG LAKE NOMADS (1539)     KHALANI
 YOBER 2-4537                24  20  1  174  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 BUBBA 7-4833                43  90  0  173  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CUDDLY 1-1900               40  18  0  173  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     27  16  2  173  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 ARTEMISIA 12-5096           43  44  0  170  DARKMOON (4240)            RIZTAB
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              29  36  0  170  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-DIESEL 26-4277              32  52  0  169  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       67  70  1  167  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             44  53  1  166  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-KERMORVAN 1-3116            30  26  0  165  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 WEYLUND 82-3660             37  30  1  164  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 WOLVERINE 82-6651           10  12  0  164  HOLLYWOOD (4962)           DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      43  57  0  157  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      52  69  0  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 136  0  154  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 T. ZER 9-5011               27  16  2  154  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          21   9  0  154  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 GREMLIN 28-2132             26   9  0  153  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 BAGMAN 4-5890               33  31  1  152  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SUICIDE 21-4832             15   6  1  149  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           12   2  1  149  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 SCRAG 96-1173               20   8  4  148  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      74  88  3  147  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE INSTAGATOR 33-2120      30  24  9  147  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SOLONGO 82-5169              8   3  1  146  HOPELESS (5110)            DWES EG
 QUINTAL 18-8341             34  24  2  143  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        19  21  1  142  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            25   7  0  139  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
-IRON OAK ORC 27-1260        23  12  0  139  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 SEGAL 14-3779               25  15  0  138  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 ICE FOX 5-3877              25  13  0  136  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         24  32  1  136  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       45  54  0  134  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 TELA 30-2973                32  44  1  132  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          31  34  1  132  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       26  20  0  131  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     30  12  0  128  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SPAZ 82-6629                16   1  0  127  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 43  90  2  126  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FURRY BOX 72-4314           11   5  0  124  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           34  60  0  121  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            77  93  4  119  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   36  66  0  118  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      21   8  0  114  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 LA TOUR 18-8525             28  33  0  113  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      32  33  0  112  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-WASP 96-1335                13  21  3  112  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 JONES 14-1283               32 166  6  111  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         25  18  1  109  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SHASTA 1-5814               14   2  0  109  STRIP POKER (5102)         MORDANT
 RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     17   6  0  106  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
-BREAK POINT 46-2741         30  15  0  105  CYNICAL DELUSIONS (2205)   ARDIVENT
-OTIS 3-6501                 22   9  4  105  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-LACTAID 18-8467             25  28  0  103  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
-ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         27   7  0  102  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-BELTRAN FOSS 25-5038        22  34  2  102  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-ROCKIE DEE 11-6060          21  39  0  102  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
-BARN DOG 58-3676            20  13  2  101  HELP WANTED (1944)         DELARQ TOR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            24  16  3  100  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
-WYVERN 61-1206              23  26  0  100  DEATHRATTLE (3693)         JURINE
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        20  22  1  100  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM
-THE RACIST 58-3855          17  13  1  100  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     17  12  4   98  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       12   3  0   98  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 BERTHA 30-4469              33  24  1   97  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 TOO ICKY 60-5937            17  10  0   97  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 MARCIANO 96-1446            16  17  6   97  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-KASSAL TEN DRU 65-6608      24  23  1   96  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
-PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         22  29  0   95  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-ORC PACKER 27-1238          23  15  0   93  MAT'S SAVAGE ORCS (288)    POINT
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          27  29  1   92  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOOPS! 18-8662              27  24  2   90  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937    20  15  0   88  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 RAINSONG 11-6128            29  47  0   87  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 NOSE KICKER 82-20640        10  13  0   86  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            23  10  1   84  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 ARCHER 82-1198              12   7  0   84  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 AZMUS 82-4139               10   8  0   84  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 GO AND GO 15-4638           19   1  0   83  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       31  25  1   82  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     22   7  1   82  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 NORM 62-3260                19  12  1   81  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             21  13  0   80  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057       17  12  3   79  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      12   4  0   79  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
-ROADBLOCK 63-2611           21  15  0   78  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-MARV ZEM 24-2429            22   3  2   77  BORN LOSERS (2023)         ZORPUNT
-QUASIMODO 10-5684           21   6  1   77  QUBIT (4490)               KOLACT
 LEGION '8' 71-2369           8   3  1   77  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
 REM 74-2853                 20  12  0   75  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-WARPIG 33-2543              22  12  2   74  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-THE S-MAN 18-9054           20  13  1   74  SHEPHERDS (1774)           TALCAMA
-DESTROYER TADD 33-4417      20  15  0   74  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 JERICO 7-4862               38  88  1   73  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          27  17  0   73  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 2 INAROW 82-22945            6   8  0   73  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
-CORRUPTION 33-1883          24  11  3   71  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  19   8  1   71  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-DINGO DOG 35-3878           20   6  3   69  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (5243)      MURSKA
-LYRA 29-4320                19  11  1   69  VENUSIANS (4368)           LAPUR
-PAPA LENNY 58-3880          18  14  0   68  HELP WANTED (1944)         DELARQ TOR
-SLAYER RAZNICK 33-3522      18  11  2   67  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          18  12  1   67  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 DARK STAR 30-4468           32  25  2   65  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-CALYX 30-4151               17   9  1   64  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         17  19  1   64  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 L.A. WOMAN 65-6317          19  18  1   63  KILLER TUNES (4474)        DAL SHANG
-GRIMGOWER 33-6009           17  11  0   62  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 AUJARD 8-4639               20  19  0   61  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      16  23  3   61  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 BIG MAC 30-4547             20  22  1   60  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 FRANK 3-5707                56 114  1   59  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-GARCIA 30-3273              16   9  1   58  CIRCUS MAXIMUS (2596)      IAYE
-LORI COLLIN 46-3888         15  12  1   58  BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (3899)  ARDIVENT
 MAGENTA 3-5711              61 108  0   57  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182         16   7  1   56  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
-BASHING FELINE 13-4860      15  10  0   56  ARENA FELINES II (5296)    DULLENS
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            18  14  2   55  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-MARETHA 2-5370              17   4  0   55  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 KHORGA KHAN 82-6730          3   0  0   54  THE BEGINNING (4963)       DWES EG
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        23   9  0   53  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-THE SHOCKER 2-5356          16   4  1   53  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  45  2   52  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-PANAMON CREEL 36-2209       15  10  0   50  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 PAINLESS 25-4544            15  13  2   49  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-WALL OF FELINE 13-4857      17   8  1   47  ARENA FELINES II (5296)    DULLENS
 TATHARLI 33-4505            25  53  0   46  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 STEINBACH 30-4473           24  35  0   46  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-THE FLASHER 58-4201         18  12  1   45  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           32 108  0   44  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 PANTHER 60-7320             13  15  1   41  SILENT WARRIORS (5307)     ARADI
-AX 82-15112                 13   8  0   41  SUPERIOR FORCES 3201 (4697 DWES EG
 MIPPLE 62-3513              15  12  0   33  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    20  14  0   30  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071   29  16  1 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 5181  STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-546 527

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Youcankeeptheduck -- Thanks, but I'd rather not.  What would I do with a duck? -- Ho-

Chan the Axe
P.S.  Well...dressing, maybe with cranberries?  Orange sauce, maybe some roasted
sweet potatoes?  Okay, I will think of something if I have to keep the duck.

     Just as long as you cook it so the skin is crispy.  There are few things as
     nasty as rubbery, greasy duck skin. -- Ed.

Diesel -- What a stinky thing!  Please accelerate rapidly and get out of range.  I'm
sensitive to that kind of gasses. -- Delice the Red

Persiana Jones -- Somehow, I thought you should be taller, and a redhead.  Could you
work on this?  It would do something for your image. -- Lethe
P.S.  Especially your height.

Palan...er, etc. -- Can you IMAGINE what the scribe said when asked to write your
name down next to several skills?  That's why I got them, instead. -- True Blue

Nose Kicker -- If you think you are an orc, then you really are a madman.  Unless, of
course, it's the Commission that's nuts, thinking you're an elf. -- Tatharli

Galen -- Well, got the mini-overs, and I AM eligible now, but I don't have to go just
yet. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  If I've interpreted it correctly.  You wouldn't think a split sheet would be
complicated, would you?  But sometimes...things leap out and bite you, regardless.

     I'm very relieved that you don't have to go yet.

Virginia's Secret -- I have never seen a man come to the arena dressed in lingerie.
It was...arresting, to be sure. -- Gazelle

Smunch -- Nice train, not that you needed it. -- Khirza

Aack!  I'm inducted! -- Khirza

     Sorry.  You'll be missed. -- Galen

Walt Weiss -- Thank you!  Thank you very much for showing me four new skills and
enabling me to earn two ratings!  I appreciate it. -- Sleepwalker

Crazy Fingers -- Like Sleepwalker said, thanks for the four skills.  Where's my other
rating? -- Rem

25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light.  Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth.  YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!  The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats.  It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us!  I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face!  Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!

5 October 2006
*Turf War IV Rules*

     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM
         47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     a.  verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     b.  distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
Managers must:
     a.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Gift Certificate to participate to:
          Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM 47 -- North Fork, or
          Rick Stringer
          13 St. Michael's CT
          Elkton, MD 21921
     b.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         they will be fighting under in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Rules:
     1.  No scoring will begin until a Gift Cert is received.  No exceptions.
     2.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare and be verified by the
         Captain of the alliance he/she has claimed for;
     3.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  NO multiple aliases please.
         Violations will result in disqualification.
     4.  The contest will begin on the turn following the January F2F and run for 12
         turns.
     5.  The turn  a declaration and verification will begin the scoring process.
     6.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 10 of the Turf
         War 5.
     7.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:
                  Win     Loss     Kill     Die
Challenge          +2      -2       +5       -5
Match-Up           +1      -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud          +2      -5       +5      -10
Champion           x2      x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     -10      xx      -10       xx
Dark Arena        +10      -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     a.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 2 points (team mentions only!)
     b.  Each Style Master is worth 2 points.
     c.  Duelmaster Throne is worth 2 points
Champions:
     a.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, the Champion
         must be in the Adepts or lower brackets on the turn they are declared
         without having gone above the Adepts bracket at any time...including
         transferred teams.  (I'll be watching for this occurrence!)
Bloodfeuds:
     a.  Bloodfeuds count for all four (4) turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         be used all four turns.  4 turns means 4 separate warriors.  A penalty of
         -10 will be given to the team who violates this.
Special Conditions:
     a.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     b.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2.
     c.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong, I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10.
     d.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     e.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty
         (this means a warrior with 0 FE).
     f.  TVs won after the contest begins gain a 25 point one time score once the
         tourney reports are posted in the NL.
     g.  TCs won after the contest begins gain a 50 point one time score with the
         same conditions as noted for TVs.
     h.  NO switching alliance once verified by an alliance that a team has declared
         for.
     i.  Only 7 teams are permitted per alliance for the Turf War 5.
PRIZES:
     Turf Wars are a "Winner Takes All" type contest.  All prizes and 100% of the RU
Certs will be given to the Captain of the winning alliance and it is his/her
responsibility to give these to the alliance membership.
     I have requested from RSI the following:
     a.  renaming of the orth Fork (DM 47) arena;
     b.  renaming of Dark Arena Monsters;
     c.  known favourite rhythms for one warrior on each team of the winning
         alliance.  This warrior would be in the Initiates or above brackets on the
         last turn of the Turf War (they must have at least one arena fight to
         receive this award).
               Baphomet, Host of TW5
Special Note:  A downchallenge is considered from a higher bracket to a lower
bracket.  Same bracket, more recognition points?  Not a downchallenge!

20 October 2006
In accordance with those rules set forth by the Lady of the Realm, I hereby announce
the formation of a small group of managers calling themselves "The Outsiders".  The
group consists of the following members:
     Doc LeGrande
     Apex
     Street Legal
     Carnage
     Ghoti
     Roadkill
     Valamond
     This group has only one rule.  Respect the play of the managers of this
alliance.  We have no worries about not playing by the rules set forth by others.  We
fight the way we like, and all those in this group appreciate what tools each manager
brings.  We have managers from the Delarquan, Andorian and Free Blade regions.  We
have managers that focus on the tournament arenas, and we have those that focus on
the regular city arenas.  We have those in our ranks that fight with honor and
respect for all, and we have those that have a bloodlust that cannot be quenched.
     Our goal is simple.  To create a ensemble of managers that will show their
prowess in the land of Alastari, and to bring a new level of competition to all those
that share the sands with our warriors.  Our warriors are many throughout the land.
We have no home arena.  We have no pacts we abide by.  Our fighters range from
Mordant to Talcama, from Lapur to Lyratilan, Aruak City to Valamantis, the Primus
arena to Talahya, and many more arenas throughout the land.
     Whether we are sought out or ignored makes no difference to us.  We are what we
are.  We fight how we fight.  And we do it however we wish.  We have no rules.  We
have no leader or ruler.  Be prepared.  We are.

20 October 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire respond thus to the Avengers of the Light:
Where are you?  EACH AND EVERY Dark Knight can be found in arenas 31 and 52.  Your
pretty words mean less than nothing if you won't fight.  EVERY Dark Knight is more
than willing to back up their talk.  So...we give you three turns in either 31 or 52,
REPEAT 31 or 52 to show up or shut up.  If you don't show we'll let all of Alastari
know the Avengers are indeed cowards! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARMONY was bested by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge Title fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK was demolished by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SNAPPY GEORGE viciously subdued JESUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge brawl.
DALI PARTON overpowered GOLDILOCKS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KOGITSUNE MARU was overpowered by DARK TYPHLOSION in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
NEVERMORE handily defeated SULACCO in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
WHITE WATER HIPPO vanquished VIOLENT VOLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE RETRIBUTIONER was overpowered by CIARAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COUCH POTATO overpowered JOHN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SCRAG was bested by THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
SWALLOWTAIL was devastated by BLACK MESSIAH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
CEREBRAL JANITOR handily defeated GAZELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
CROCONAW was unbelievably bested by FOG in a crowd pleasing 10 minute Challenge bout.
PUDDING PARADE viciously subdued CHICKEN HAWK in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was devastated by TELA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NEOPHYTE demolished RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
FIBULARIS overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BLAK MASK was overcome by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SPOTTED PONY viciously subdued CARE BEAR in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
CARNAL defeated TWIG in a exciting 1 minute duel.
THE BUTCHER overpowered MR BLACK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MATA HARI demolished BART WELLENS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
CARPET BURN slimly lost to ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
JOE BLACK was overpowered by NEPHRON in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
SMUNCH was defeated by SQUIRREL KILLER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
ACK VERT was beaten by KHIRZA in a 2 minute match.
BELIAL overpowered THE NOTHING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IN-BRED BEAR overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PYGMY SHREW demolished KING BEAR in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
ORAL B demolished TERRIBLE TWO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
BLONDIE handily defeated SAMPSA in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM demolished NECROMANCER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
MAX FACTOR overpowered ARENAMASTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
NORAF was devastated by DONNA in a action packed 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
BLACK ARCHER was luckily beaten by THE WHEAT KING in a exciting 4 minute bloody brawl.
FLAT TOP viciously subdued BLACK ORC in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH overpowered WOLVERINE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided battle.
HO-CHAN THE AXE beat LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 2 minute fray.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE was assassinated by STRAWBERRY BUSH in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by SIRTON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MANTISSA overpowered WEYLUND in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
EVERSTORM beat RYRELEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
YELLOWJACKET handily defeated KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
QUASAR was demolished by HONEY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SHEPHERD MOON bested SUCCOTASH in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
ELKIN HEMROCK was bested by AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
BAL BURG D'ALGURD devastated YOBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
LETHE handily defeated IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
MAX BEAR overpowered BLOODY MOUTH in a 6 minute brutal uneven fight.
LE PAIN DLG was handily defeated by PEACE in a popular 3 minute mismatched battle.
IN THE PIG! savagely defeated HUGGY in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal bout.
JR. GORK was viciously subdued by EVIL ELMO in a popular 5 minute gory duel.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! defeated SALENA WARSMITH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
HOT SAUCE JONES vanquished CUDDLY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
ALVIN YORK overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by QUINTAL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
REEK HAVOK was luckily beaten by ARTEMISIA in a popular 3 minute match.
ON THE WASHER overpowered BAGMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TY DEL-WAVE won victory over SCRAG in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
ING handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROGUE 7 won victory over BEFORE THE DAWN in a exciting 1 minute brawl.
GYRADOS overpowered ICE FOX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DELICE THE RED was overcome by T. ZER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
SUICIDE was vanquished by VIOLENCE FETISH in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HOFFA was beaten by SKYWISE in a 2 minute conflict.
SPAZ subdued STRONGBOW in a 2 minute fray.
BLIZZARD was handily defeated by FURRY BOX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
LA TOUR was devastated by CADEX CFM in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DEATHBRINGER was subdued by GREMLIN in a action packed 6 minute gory fight.
STORMBLADE demolished MARCIANO in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ADAM devastated WALT WEISS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SEGAL overpowered RAGING PYROTHAG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SOLONGO demolished JONES in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
BLOODCRUNCHER won victory over MAGIC JOHNSON in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bout.
RAINSONG was savagely defeated by TOO ICKY in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
BERTHA defeated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 2 minute fight.
DEATH BY NPC handily defeated BIG MAC in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM overpowered TRUE BLUE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
JOLEE BINDO devastated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
SHASTA overpowered VAMPIRE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
KHORGA KHAN overpowered MARK OF THE BEAST in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AZMUS subdued 2 INAROW in a popular 1 minute duel.
ARCHER devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
REM was unbelievably bested by GO AND GO in a exciting 3 minute brutal competition.
AUJARD was vanquished by NORM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NOSE KICKER handily defeated STEINBACH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
LEGION '8' handily defeated PAINLESS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JERICO was subdued by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute competition.
BLAMELESS COOK overpowered FRANK in a 3 minute bloody uneven contest.
L.A. WOMAN was overpowered by DIRT BAG in a 5 minute gory one-sided fight.
MIPPLE was overpowered by CHASITY BELT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PANTHER was handily defeated by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLOWN AWAY was overcome by MOOPS! in a action packed 2 minute match.
DARK STAR overpowered TATHARLI in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  60         AIMED BLOW       168 - 111 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     24         SLASHING ATTACK  145 - 115 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 23         WALL OF STEEL    136 - 115 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      23         LUNGING ATTACK   304 - 278 -  7      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         STRIKING ATTACK   72 -  75 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-LUNGE       69 -  83 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     26 -  33 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       78 - 140 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  55 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  33 -  1      33  |

Turn 527 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  3     AIMED BLOW        11 - 12         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     15 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 33         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY       10 - 14         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 11     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            74  33  5  325 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
AIMED BLOW       MATA HARI 41-3812          75  46  1  393 FIST OF FIVE (3875)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLONDIE 36-5723            41  26  1  351 BABES (3876)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     88  76  2  281 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      47  47  0  249 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
TOTAL PARRY      FOG 21-4416                79  74  0  247 EVENGATE (3909)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARNAL 21-5388             56  53  0  226 GRIM FANDANGO (4581)
PARRY-LUNGE      NEVERMORE 1-5260           62  50  2  209 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   57  52  0  207 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            31  22  0  193 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CROCONAW 24-4475.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643, BLACK ARCHER 12-3712, DEATHBRINGER 25-3728, IN THE PIG! 
96-864, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596, HUGGY 1-2227, HARMONY 82-26932, 
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975, and GREMLIN 28-2132.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TATHARLI 33-4505, PANTHER 60-7320, FRANK 3-5707, PAINLESS 
25-4544, STEINBACH 30-4473, AUJARD 8-4639, SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, MARK OF THE BEAST 
1-2887, VAMPIRE 25-4546, and TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  6 0  SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        0  3 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  4 0  MORYA(28)            2  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             5  6 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            4  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  6 0  JHANS(36)            2  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  0 0  DWES EG(82)         16 11 1  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12  9 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  CAER(48)             0  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         48  42  1  251  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YOBER 2-4537                24  20  1  174  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         75  44  1  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         87  64  1  222  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ICE FOX 5-3877              25  13  0  136  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           49  20  2  207  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              159  80  3  338  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               20  19  0   61  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                59  64  3  188  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          31  34  1  132  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      41  28  0  236  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    43  37  1  208  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               25  15  0  138  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 GO AND GO 15-4638           19   1  0   83  TRIPLE CROWN (3914)        MALCORN
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      88  76  2  281  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PEACE 19-4280               64  56  3  214  DRUNKEN TOAD (4587)        ZUWAYZA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         41  21  0  260  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            24  16  3  100  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            35  19  1  198  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        19  21  1  142  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      72  59  0  223  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         56  29  4  256  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             62  58  1  224  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        30  14  0  196  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           46  24  2  192  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  12  1  184  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            29   6  1  232  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             41  26  1  351  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     38   7  1  238  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 MATA HARI 41-3812           75  46  1  393  FIST OF FIVE (3875)        KATI-TEI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       47  47  0  249  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  45  2   52  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 JR. GORK 48-1909            48  25  0  199  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 136  0  154  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  37  0  183  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 THE WHEAT KING 58-5407      70  55  2  210  AUTUMN LIGHTNING (2254)    DELARQ TOR
 RYRELEE 59-478              50  29  1  196  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 TOO ICKY 60-5937            17  10  0   97  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31  10  0  201  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        65  58  1  198  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            23  10  1   84  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     98  48  2  227  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      12   4  0   79  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 FURRY BOX 72-4314           11   5  0  124  BRIAN LOCK (5156)          DRAGONHEAD
 MAX FACTOR 74-3690          43  10  1  255  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     143 175  2  203  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     24  10  1  262  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          37  29  6  208  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             74  33  5  325  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           46  20  4  217  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE