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Date : 11/21/2006 Duedate: 12/04/2006
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-529
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 INTERNAL FOR 18/5335 725 356 10 67.1 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
2 THE GOOD EAR 82/5330 2 1 0 66.7 HARE CONTROL 59/4869
3 F-TROOP 82/5310 770 436 10 63.8 UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007
FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317 THE SABBATS 82/5006
ARCHERS OF LOAF 16/5325 FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419
HOUSE OF PANCAKES 5/5311 PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117
4-SCUM 65/3594 2878 1838 57 61.0 INQUISITION SL5 2/5305
THE BEARS 35/2674 STRIP POKER 1/5102
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
BABES 36/3876 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
CORPS 74/3405 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
THE BEARS 7/2342 12 NEVERWAKE 11/5220 1862 1504 22 55.3
THE BEARS II 69/3305 POWER PLAY 82/5179
VEGGIES 33/4058 TWISTED SESAME 99/4938
THE BEARS 48/677 DARK PANTHEON 6/2442
THE BEARS 1/979 THUNDR + LITENING 18/483
NASTY MOB 21/4730 13 BAD COMPANY 33/1955 21 17 0 55.3
THE SEALS 14/2550 14 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043 11 9 0 55.0
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 15 FIRE DECK 38/5130 561 462 5 54.8
5 ENVENOMED 82/4693 662 452 10 59.4 NUMBERS GAME 31/4642
MOB TACTICS 82/5070 CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839
APPLE CIDER 21/4984 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181
INCANTATION 18/5178 GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 WATER DECK 24/4935
THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203 ARCANE BOWL 96/5051
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208
MATMATICA 82/4965 INTO THE SWIM 97/5145
I AM SUCK 82/4760 16 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796 184 153 3 54.6
6 D.O.A. 71/4770 1705 1210 20 58.5 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797
MY HEROES! 82/4199 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
THE BEGINNING 82/4963 SECOND BANANAS 47/5337
THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628 17-TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 1167 1076 10 52.0
WANNABEES 71/4626 18-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571 781 755 10 50.8
THE RED REAVERS 28/1099 SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 82/5318
SCRAG IS... 96/5052 19 STREET PIZZA 18/786 101 101 1 50.0
HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340
REDUX 6 82/5045 STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
7 EVENGATE 21/3909 770 549 10 58.4 UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309
THE REVELATION 1/1582 REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/5331
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 GOTTA RUN HIM 82/5332
THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983 4 LETTER DOGS 82/5333
GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 20-ORCISH MADME 82/5173 101 102 0 49.8
THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237 GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250
8-GORGONITES 82/4955 241 176 3 57.8 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223
BLOOD RELATED 60/4344 OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185
D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152
BLOOD OATH 30/4879 21-AUTUMN LIGHT 58/2254 282 287 3 49.6
SILENT WARRIORS 60/5307 22 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875 230 240 3 48.9
9 BRING OUT TH 97/5144 39 29 0 57.4 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
10 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 38 29 0 56.7 23 FANTASIA 1/4914 1173 1263 11 48.2
11 PIMPS 9/4318 200 161 1 55.4 END OF THE LINE 82/4956
HOPELESS 82/5110 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909
POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322 MAGIC REALM 24/4987
SUNNYDALE 82/4324 THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 31 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813 11 14 0 44.0
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 32 CASTAWAYS 7/1083 297 379 1 43.9
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 DARKLINGS 74/3457
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 REDHORSE 56/3727
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 33 LOOK OUT! 16/5322 18 23 0 43.9
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/5316
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 I HEART BALLS 5/5326
DRAGONFYRE 55/5312 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
BLACK ATTACK 19/5336 34-D.R.I. 21/5306 65 91 0 41.7
THE BLACK CRUSADE 69/5338 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
ARGUS V 82/5329 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
24 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 350 386 1 47.6 35 BARHOPPERS 25/4686 5 7 0 41.7
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 36 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5323 58 86 1 40.3
PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391 37 KILLER TUNES 65/4474 19 29 0 39.6
25 MADTOWN 25/5125 9 10 0 47.4 38 ELFQUEST 11/4928 177 301 3 37.0
26 I GOTTA GO 30/4646 933 1047 8 47.1 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298 39 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 20 36 0 35.7
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 40 THE BROTHERH 82/5327 41 75 0 35.3
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 41 MEN 29/4412 881 1742 17 33.6
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1236 1428 19 46.4 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 STORIES 49/2835
28 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 717 866 8 45.3 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
29 GET 56/5334 262 320 3 45.0 MIKES 14/3982
ERRATUM 26/4945 42 BLUE MOON 9/3907 580 1166 5 33.2
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
ERRATA 25/3564 BAD APPLES 56/3969
BIRDS 41/4735 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
ERRATA 36/5266 43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 120 254 0 32.1
RESCUE RANGERS 56/5288 44 RIO VISTANS 62/4390 2 7 0 22.2
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 45 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319 0 2 0 0.0
30 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 52 66 0 44.1 46 FOUND IN THE 73/5339 0 1 0 0.0
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REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly TALAHYA games. CARNAL caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested BELIAL and was awarded 50 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, DEATH BY NPC put down VIOLENT
VOLE, causing him to lose 38 points of recognition in the process. The city has
turned out in honor of ROMUALD B TUNE, for with his arena victory he may now lay
claim to the highest position in the city! No confirmation, but my sources claim
that the top team has gained their position using magical aids. Charmed weapons
perhaps?
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. TALAHYA, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is DARK PANTHEON, a guild shunned and avoided by
many in the weekly duels. Apparently the stalwarts of CENTER FOR OLDS are catching
the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. CROCONAW take
warning! You have more than a few enemies in TALAHYA. For some warriors honor is
not important--only empty victory. See, gladiators, how COUCH POTATO of FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT challenged down 19 points to JOHN. All the city knows the duel went in favor
of COUCH POTATO. I shall not fail to spread the word in other cities of this
"mighty" victory. As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of fear lays hold of his
heart. True, THIRD OMEN? Who could miss your "brave" challenge of FOG? The weight
of the challenge fell hard upon FOG and predictably it was beat by THIRD OMEN. This
is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild!
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times
already in TALAHYA. Nice atmosphere you have here! Sadly warriors, now longer can I
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till
next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 74 59 0 265 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-BLONDIE 36-5723 42 26 1 362 BABES (3876) JHANS
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034 46 20 2 285 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 58 29 4 284 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374 42 21 0 274 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 64 101 4 263 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
-STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460 24 10 1 262 POISONOUS PLANTS (4322) DWES EG
ORAL B 82-10020 32 9 0 254 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
CARNAL 21-5388 57 54 0 247 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 51 20 2 243 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-FLAT TOP 35-3533 30 6 1 243 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-DONNA 36-5966 35 17 1 241 BABES (3876) JHANS
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 45 37 1 240 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 77 44 1 236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 114 65 1 232 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
CROCONAW 24-4475 37 19 1 232 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 67 58 1 225 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 53 18 0 225 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-MAX BEAR 7-3324 46 31 0 220 THE BEARS (2342) BONSUR
BART WELLENS 11-4848 31 19 0 220 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 30 17 2 218 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 41 17 5 215 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340) SOUTH RIDGE
RYRELEE 59-478 52 29 1 214 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 27 14 0 214 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
ACK VERT 18-7429 73 48 1 213 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SMUNCH 18-8337 45 10 2 213 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
-JOE BLACK 48-3639 38 24 1 212 THE BEARS (677) CAER
SIRTON 82-9190 32 23 0 212 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 83 69 3 211 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 99 49 2 210 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
NEPHRON 30-4147 63 59 1 210 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 88 65 1 209 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
EVERSTORM 69-641 78 82 2 209 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 26 16 3 209 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
NORAF 82-3856 56 30 0 206 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
ING 41-3532 39 32 1 206 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
MANTISSA 82-9324 34 19 3 205 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
-CARE BEAR 48-2799 32 24 0 205 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 144 176 2 204 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 32 14 0 204 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 89 77 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 75 52 0 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DALI PARTON 18-3274 65 87 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JOHN 29-4177 65 105 1 202 MEN (4412) LAPUR
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 49 43 1 202 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 42 29 0 202 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
-KING BEAR 35-3629 60 26 3 201 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596 31 10 0 201 D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023) JURINE
MARCINKO 97-961 75 34 5 200 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 62 58 0 200 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
THE NOTHING 1-3297 45 47 0 200 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 58 53 0 199 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 46 22 4 199 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071 30 17 1 199 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181) RIZTAB
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 48 48 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 33 20 0 198 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
LETHE 9-4782 60 65 3 197 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
-JR. GORK 48-1909 48 26 0 197 THE BEARS (677) CAER
JACKASS 21-4526 36 39 0 197 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 30 20 0 197 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 38 9 1 196 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 32 22 5 196 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 41 49 2 195 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
IN THE PIG! 96-864 37 30 6 195 HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633) OLD VALAMANTIS
SKYWISE 11-5687 45 54 1 194 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 37 40 0 194 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
-HUGGY 1-2227 54 45 3 193 THE BEARS (979) MORDANT
BURST 25-3654 52 40 1 193 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NECROMANCER 18-6386 21 8 0 193 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 47 66 0 192 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
TWIG 82-25226 36 24 0 192 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
FOG 21-4416 79 76 0 191 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 45 42 2 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CARPET BURN 3-5698 68 68 0 190 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 38 31 3 190 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
QUASAR 18-5925 49 60 0 189 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
BAGMAN 4-5890 34 32 1 189 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
HONEY 11-6368 27 33 2 189 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
-SCRAG 82-1704 15 7 0 189 MY HEROES! (4199) DWES EG
BELIAL 7-3838 159 82 3 188 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 45 42 3 188 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
-MR BLACK 82-5468 19 12 1 187 FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419) DWES EG
CHIP 60-4413 17 18 1 187 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
DONAHAR 24-3006 31 24 0 186 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
-PERSEUS 72-1612 53 34 1 184 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
GYRADOS 24-4476 38 23 0 183 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
-KRAMER 47-5191 24 18 0 183 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823 20 22 0 182 BLOOD OATH (4879) IAYE
-GOLDILOCKS 69-6564 48 33 0 181 THE BEARS II (3305) CIMMERIAC
LOCKED IN 32-4049 46 26 2 181 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
WEYLUND 82-3660 38 31 1 181 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAZELLE 56-3701 38 39 0 180 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
POTOMACC 21-5489 34 36 1 180 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253 24 13 1 180 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019 14 13 0 180 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
KAIDEN 35-3108 113 117 2 179 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
-GREMLIN 28-2132 27 9 0 179 THE RED REAVERS (1099) MORYA
BUBBA 7-4833 43 92 0 177 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 37 28 2 177 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
-CUDDLY 1-1900 41 18 0 175 THE BEARS (979) MORDANT
ROGUE 7 4-5813 29 38 0 175 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 76 88 3 174 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
-YOBER 2-4537 24 20 1 174 OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152) NIANIA
-VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713 27 16 2 173 OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185) TALCAMA
SUICIDE 21-4832 17 6 1 173 APPLE CIDER (4984) SUNSET
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 38 48 2 171 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 53 70 0 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 67 72 1 163 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 44 58 0 163 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
-T. ZER 9-5011 27 17 2 163 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
MABON 82-10314 13 23 0 163 THE SABBATS (5006) DWES EG
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 34 33 0 161 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
OTIS 3-6501 24 9 4 161 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 24 33 2 161 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 21 21 1 161 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 37 67 0 160 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
HOFFA 49-3185 71 138 0 159 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
DEATH BY NPC 82-20688 14 3 0 158 THINGS THAT SUCK (5203) DWES EG
REEK HAVOK 33-3468 21 10 0 156 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
QUINTAL 18-8341 35 25 2 155 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148 32 12 0 148 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
NICKEL 26-4240 28 27 0 148 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
HALO 11-6189 26 9 2 148 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322 25 18 2 148 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
-SOLONGO 82-5169 8 3 1 146 HOPELESS (5110) DWES EG
CADEX CFM 18-3366 13 3 1 144 THE BIKE SHOP (4983) TALCAMA
TELA 30-2973 33 45 1 143 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 25 33 1 142 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-SCRAG 96-1173 20 9 4 140 SCRAG IS... (5052) OLD VALAMANTIS
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 35 56 0 139 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
-ICE FOX 5-3877 25 13 0 136 OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223) KALTOS
SPAZ 82-6629 17 2 0 136 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 26 8 0 135 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 78 94 4 134 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
STRONGBOW 11-5686 36 60 0 134 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
BLAK MASK 21-5935 37 24 1 133 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
STORMBLADE 10-2210 31 36 1 132 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
-SEGAL 14-3779 25 16 0 130 THE SEALS (2550) TOBIR
ADAM 7-4830 43 92 2 126 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
FLABBY-O 82-30720 10 4 1 125 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 46 55 0 122 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
HORNED ONE 6-6098 23 2 1 114 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643 21 8 0 114 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
LA TOUR 18-8525 29 34 0 113 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 25 20 1 110 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-SHASTA 1-5814 14 2 0 109 STRIP POKER (5102) MORDANT
-RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320 17 6 0 106 GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250) DAYLA KIV
JONES 14-1283 32 168 6 105 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
BLIZZARD 22-6504 25 17 3 105 JUST CHILLIN (5043) SOLVEN
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572 18 13 4 105 FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208) OLD VALAMANTIS
-CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 18-8693 26 25 1 104 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904 21 22 1 102 PURPLE AND GOLD (5117) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 24 7 1 100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
CALYX 30-4151 19 9 1 100 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
AZMUS 82-4139 12 8 0 100 MOB TACTICS (5070) DWES EG
-TOO ICKY 60-5937 17 10 0 97 BLOOD RELATED (4344) ARADI
PELICAN 41-3949 21 15 0 94 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
BERTHA 30-4469 34 25 1 92 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-LEGION '8' 71-2369 9 3 1 92 D.O.A. (4770) KYR'TERR
-MARCIANO 96-1446 16 18 6 91 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 27 9 0 89 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
DARK STAR 30-4468 33 26 2 87 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
JERICO 7-4862 39 89 1 86 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 33 25 1 86 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-DIRT BAG 65-4832 24 10 1 86 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-NOSE KICKER 82-20640 10 13 0 86 ORCISH MADMEN (5173) DWES EG
-ARCHER 82-1198 12 7 0 84 GORGONITES (4955) DWES EG
BLOWN AWAY 18-8636 28 18 0 81 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
REM 74-2853 21 13 0 81 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
-2 INAROW 82-22945 7 8 0 81 REDUX 6 (5045) DWES EG
MAGENTA 3-5711 62 109 0 80 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457 17 24 3 79 INTO THE SWIM (5145) SHADOW GROVE
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362 12 4 0 79 WANNABEES (4626) KYR'TERR
SCANDALF 4-6219 22 20 0 78 THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319) JHELUM
TRUE BLUE 9-5203 19 15 2 78 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507 24 9 0 76 THE GUARDIANS II (4628) TALCAMA
VAMPIRE 25-4546 22 14 0 76 BARHOPPERS (4686) LYRATILAN
MIPPLE 62-3513 16 13 0 75 RIO VISTANS (4390) VALAMANTIS
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 18 20 1 74 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
TATHARLI 33-4505 27 53 0 73 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
MOOPS! 18-8662 27 26 2 71 STREET PIZZA (786) TALCAMA
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182 17 7 1 70 D.R.I. (5306) SUNSET
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 22 14 0 67 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
LEGALASS 4-6217 23 18 1 66 THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319) JHELUM
FRANK 3-5707 57 115 1 64 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
RAINSONG 11-6128 30 48 0 64 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
BIG MAC 30-4547 21 23 1 64 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-ZULOR 9-5235 17 13 0 64 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 33 109 0 60 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
FIBULARIS 82-28877 19 13 1 59 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
WALT WEISS 30-4482 27 31 1 58 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
L.A. WOMAN 65-6317 20 19 1 56 KILLER TUNES (4474) DAL SHANG
NORM 62-3260 19 14 1 56 RIO VISTANS (4390) VALAMANTIS
-KHORGA KHAN 82-6730 3 0 0 54 THE BEGINNING (4963) DWES EG
AUJARD 8-4639 20 21 0 53 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 19 10 1 53 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
DALE 56-3112 17 4 2 50 RESCUE RANGERS (5288) ROCANIS
OSTRICH 41-3970 19 16 0 49 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
-PAINLESS 25-4544 15 13 2 49 BARHOPPERS (4686) LYRATILAN
MENTAL 25-5075 16 11 1 48 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
-PINK FLOYD 97-2155 9 2 4 47 FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317) SHADOW GROVE
STEINBACH 30-4473 25 36 0 43 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-PANTHER 60-7320 13 15 1 41 SILENT WARRIORS (5307) ARADI
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 28 47 2 40 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
-PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120 10 2 1 38 LOOK OUT! (5322) WILLAF
-ORPHEUS 82-15144 10 8 0 38 SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (5318 DWES EG
-ASSASSIN 96-1802 9 2 4 31 BLOODY LEGION (5313) OLD VALAMANTIS
-THAT GUY 97-2120 8 2 3 29 DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (5316) SHADOW GROVE
CLOVER 36-5959 15 17 1 26 ERRATA (5266) JHANS
REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850 1 3 0 17 THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (5327) DWES EG
OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 4 4 0 11 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 26 8 0 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 5212 POTOMACC 21-5489 529
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Segal -- Ah? A seal-skin coat? The notion does have some appeal, especially at this
season which is likely to be both cold and wet. Yes, put me down for one. And I'll
be glad to help as needed with the skinning. In fact, YOUR hide looks very good....
-- Delice the Red
In-Bred Bear -- That kind of thing rots your brain, you know. -- Lethe
P.S. What good is a black zoo? Nobody can SEE anything in there.
Gyrados -- The spinning was all well and good, I suppose, though it did you no good.
But I still think you'd do better to open a sandwich wagon. Highly seasoned lamb
wrapped in a tortilla, that would do it. With a yogurt dressing. Skip the ground
garbanzo beans, though. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
Azmus -- Ooo-kay, I see how that worked against me, but how would you do that to a
whole mob? Seriously, inquiring minds want to know. -- True Blue
Steinbach -- Your team being what it is, how else could I respond? -- Tatharli
Ed. -- Less PRONOUNCED? Who cares whether people remark on it, so long as it OCCURS?
-- Ho-Chan
Anyone who's ever had non-crispy duck skin will care. -- Ed.
Twig -- Well that was obnoxious. -- Gazelle
Yellowjacket -- That is one of the prices I pay for having a manager who doesn't pay
attention to me. On the other hand, there are some great benefits. -- Khirza
Walt Weiss -- I appreciate that we both learned from well from that fight, three
skills each. That was worth doing, eh? -- Sleepwalker
Blown Away -- Painful but educational. Thank you. -- Rem
2 November 2006
I received a Gift Certificate from someone. I'm assuming it's for entry into the
Turf War 5. Whoever sent this to me...please email me at rbaphomets@yahoo.com.
Thanks.
10 November 2006
The Quest of the Best has come to an end. Dark Knight Toker, host of the Quest,
wants to proclaim the Ultimate Victor and give a listing of prize winners.
Lady Fern and her Flower Girls of the Consortium are the Ultimate Victors of the
Quest. Well fought and there's nothing like coming from behind to leave us all in
the dust. Can't wait to see you defend your title! (wink)
Here is a complete list of managers who placed in prize positions:
1) Lady Fern, mgr. Flower Girls
2) Le Pentarque, mgr. Blood & Guts!
3) Crip, mgr. Otto's Parts
4) D.K. Heathen Hatebred, mgr. Odin's Chosen
5) Ghab, mgr. Assassin Nation
6) Fanthayne, mgr. Dark Raiders
7) D.K. Toker, mgr. Silver Knights
8) D.K. Wasby, mgr. Bronze Knights
9) The Expatriate, mgr. Bleak Legion
10) Still the Distilled, mgr. Springborne Fair
Thanks to all that had the gall to show up, but I really want to thank the
managers that had the mettle to survive and not run when they started getting their
butt handed to them.
Respect to All.
Quest #1 host,
Dark Knight Toker
14 November 2006
A Tale of
Fusion Confusion Delusion Revolution
as told by
Hammer the WordSmith
SomeWhere Beyond ElseWhere and ElseWhen a hooded figure brooded upon the
lingering wisps of memory from days gone by.
From the howling sands to the sanding howls the streams of thought bubbled and
flowed, winding endlessly entwined within the darkest recesses and lightest resources
of the learned and unlearned disciplines of managerial mayhem and manipulation.
Nameless faces and faceless names floated in the swirling mists of madness
embalmed within the memories of one who knew he did not know how far reaching the
influences [both positive and negative] had rooted and flowered in the march of time
and energy expended in the historical markings of gladiatorial essence and excellence
experience.
The tamed and the untamed coupled with the named and the unnamed resources that
spilt their sweat and blood on the sands of arenas both known and unknown had
metamorphosed into the dreamings and the schemings of the fadings of jadings and
paradings [in both public and private] amongst the elite and the indiscreet
posturings and babblings of managers becoming legends in their own minds and times.
Hammer pondered upon beginnings and the seemingly endless myriad of endings
possibly possible among the interspersed and intertwined impossible possibilities
presently past and future.
Echoing and reechoing in the vast depths and countless compartments along the
corridors of his mind, Hammer played and replayed the glories shared and dared in the
sixty-plus stabled arena on fabled Noblish Island DM 93.
The training had been all too brief, but the competition generated by the multi
faceted personages inhabiting DM 93 and the sheer multitude of numbers had forever
instilled themselves in the heart and soul of the veteran manager [Hammer]; insomuch
that the migration to Niatoli Island DM 33 triggered the desire to emulate the glory
and the grandeur of the spectacle of stables vying for recognition from among the
virtually numberless no-name newbies making names for themselves as they numbered
their stables and accomplishments for all to see and behold, to the song and the
sound of the sight of clashing cold cruel steel simmering the flesh of gallant
gladiators consumed by the gory and the glory of crossing blades with the superior
and the inferior within the interior of Greywand's Global Gladiatorial Galaxy.
Far far ago and long long away had many abandoned hope for a return to the
reminiscences revered by so many managers; predating even the generations of
gladiators graduating from Noblish Island and the years of yore and gore and
gallantry before.
Rumblings and mumblings of a renovation rejuvenating the reflexes of managers
numbed by the numberless trysts of tourney tarnished stables began revolutionizing
the very fabric of time and space and time-honored tradition throughout the ranks of
visionary newbies and volatile veterans alike and dislike.
History was being shaken to the core of the gore as glory and grandeur responded
to the revelry reverie revelations and reveille revolutionizing the creation of a new
arena in the making; populated by No-Tourney Warriors and Full Stable Participants
pledging to forge a new vision version of "The Fiercest and Best" for crossing blades
and crosser banter in the personal ads and team spotlight tomes.
Now was the time for Hammer to emerge and once again merge his talent among the
gifted and grifted; answering the call to assemble the drifted [and to directly
divulge and converge with the dozens] for the destiny of destructive denizens
determined to build a new legacy upon the all-but-forgotten ashes of the old and
olden legends of times lost.
[TIME JUMP]
Hammer sifted the sands in the dead of night in the desert reaches [located
SomeWhere BeYond ElseWhere and ElseWhen] to discover 5 gladiators not tourney worthy,
yet interesting enough to begin their careers in a No-Tourney Arena!
"They need not be dispatched to the Dark Arena," the veteran manager mused as he
sorted through paperwork long discarded and vaguely forgotten, "because there is
nothing like a good Blood Feud to provide inspiration for writing personal ads in the
arena newsletter! Besides, there are times when the replacement for a warrior wounded
mortally on the arena sands fares much better than the one exchanged from Torch
Light!"
Fights by Torch Light were certainly deemed unnecessary as Hammer had already
deduced that a number of determined stables would undoubtedly congregate with High
Octane Warriors under the guidance of Higher Octane Managers to populate and
depopulate the new No-Tourney Arena currently under construction in DM 81.
Fortunately his feeble foray into the desert would yield somewhat suitable
candidates for the newfound purposes Hammer had in mind.
From among the candidates to be found Hammer would be rewarded in time by
BLOODFEUDS and REPLACEMENT WARRIORS aplenty!
Deep into the night Hammer searched and searched until five not-so-promising
stables were uncovered in the waning hours before dawn.
Ripper discards were scattered far and wide, but this was not the time or the
hour to let sentimental views cloud the issue at hand. Future events would lend
themselves to a suitable Ripper replacement, especially with the prospects Hammer was
now sorting for his selection decision to dispatch to the Gladiatorial Commission for
processing.
Most managers have the luxury of selecting the best group [or discarding the
worst group!] Hammer had the novelty of rounding up the castaways from the New
Stables paperwork accumulated long ago from Maximillian's Morya Madness contest in DM
28 that were deemed below inferior as contest prizes [and thus banished from sight!]
Hammer scrutinized and agonized over which group of gladiators were worth the
sacks of gold coins he was prepared to release to the Gladiatorial Commission for
fees to MAINTENANCE his new stable in the No-Tourney Arena.
After what seemed like long hours passing by, Hammer discarded one and then
another group of hopefuls. After lengthy debate a third was cast aside. Deciding
between the final two groups found Hammer going back to interview the rejected
candidates time and time again [until a final decision was made that Hammer could
live with and his new stable could die with!] before the final quirks were hammered
out and pen put to paper to process the prospective puny stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission.
The only solace gained from the painful process was the knowledge that other
managers would be less tempted to run stables in DM 81 populated by their tourney-
worthy warriors [under the penalty of death imposed and enforced upon tourney
experienced gladiators by the Committee being formed to police and regulate such
matters!] as sworn to and signed in good faith by each registering manager.
[TIME JUMP]
Hammer had worked long and hard to find suitable candidates for his stable and
now it was time to begin their training. The paperwork had been dispatched for
registration with the Gladiatorial Commission and now was the hour in which
preparation was paramount!
Dispatch riders had arrived with the news that Considerable Bounty was being
offered as incentive rewards to those managers sending new stables to the No-Tourney
Arena.
Hammer realized this would Up the Ante [causing greater pause in the managerial
community for selecting suitable stables!] as the creative competition was certain to
escalate and produce Serious Sword Slinging Stables Staining the Arena Sands Red!
Obviously a serious upgrade in the quality of competition migrating to the No-
Tourney Arena in DM 81 would definitely work in favor of Hammer; enormously
increasing the death toll percentage potential amongst the ranks of his new start-up
stable in DM 81 [Sands Running Red and Blood Feuds Running Rampant as Undoubtedly
Expected!]
Hammer observed the futility of his new warriors training [as well as they could
for what they were made from!] while recent memories came to the forefront of his
mind!
When the paperwork was nearly completed and names were selected for each
Gladiator, Hammer decided to name the stable according to what he had discovered in
the darkness while searching during the dismal hours of the desert night.
These warriors would probably be more well suited to fight by Torch Light had
they fallen into the possession of most other managers!
Paper Warriors better suited to confronting Dark Arena Monsters [rather than
being fed to the Gladiatorial Lions certain to be populating the regular No-Tourney
Arena!]
Specimens blatantly better suited for feeding upon agitated armadillo ants than
for striving to attain recognition and fame in the No-Tourney Arena [or any arena!]
Thus was AARDVARK HAMMERZ birthed and born for Greatness or Disgrace!
[TIME JUMP]
Dispatch riders on winged steeds brought the news Hammer had been awaiting!
Not since the days of training on Noblish Island in DM 93 had Hammer encountered
such collective enthusiasm for crossing blades in a selected arena such as DM 81
[recalling the time Hammer generated a gathering of newbies to transfer to Niatoli
Island in DM 33 to match wits and cross blades with the assembling veterans upon
graduation!]
The Consortium had represented the veterans well in DM 33 with the SWEETNESS
stable managed by Sweety Pie. Now the good news had arrived that The Consortium was
seen registering a stable named LIFE IMPACTS in the No-Tourney Arena!
Former alliance mates Darque and Kat had reportedly registered DARQUE AGES and
KATHOUSE with the Gladiatorial Commission.
Morya Madness combatant LePentarque from DM 28 had registered LA PENTARCHIE and
longtime fixture Drake in North Fork DM 47 [recently returned from a lengthy hiatus]
had been lured by the competition to register DRAKE'S HARDWARE.
Deke [at the helm of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB] was instrumental in promoting the No-
Tourney Arena by repeatedly negotiating terms with the Gladiatorial Commission.
Others had laid the groundwork before him, but Deke raised the banner and carried it
the final distance [Supported by Countless Managers too numerous to mention!] Salute
Yourselves for Your Efforts are Most Graciously Applauded throughout Alastari!
Apex had signed in with CAROLINA BLUE as had Ghab with ASSASSIN NATION.
Another familiar name was found on the rolls as DeGotti registered CULT OF
BACCHUS followed by DOOM KNIGHTS managed by Blackstorm.
Also on the rolls to be noted were AS SEEN ON TV II managed by Indimar and
RAGNAROK'S WOLVES by none other than ragnorokwolf.
Nomad had signed on with PHANTOM REGIMENT and Silas followed suit with
GRIFFONRAWL MMA.
Another notable signature was that of MasterBeru with CHILDHOOD HEROES and a
penchant for scribing Team Spotlights [A Plus in Any Arena!]
Detective Kellumbo had followed the clues and was observed enroute to
registering a yet unannounced stable [such are the ways of sleuthhounds and such!]
Rumor had it that the manager known as Roadkill was on his way to register a
stable after his namesake and Slugbait was close behind [obliviously lost in
thought!]
Finally [in no particular disorder!] managers Grimm, Woody, Terminator, Den and
Bill were also seen elbowing their way through the gathering registration crowd to
officially announce their participation in the No-Tourney Arena.
COUNTLESS OTHER MANAGERS were known to be pondering the consequences of sending
stables to a No-Tourney Arena and had yet to make the commitment public knowledge as
to their intentions.
Howbeit the Gladiatorial Commission was reportedly swamped with requests for New
Stable Registration Forms [whether for the Tempe Facer or No-Tourney Arena was
anybody's guess at the present time!]
Judging from the furtive figures darting and ducking in the shadows and
alleyways throughout Alastari [as well as those huddled in taverns or communicating
with one another by various means available!] the success of such a No-Tourney Arena
was Ballooning far Beyond the Expectations of the Promoters and Petitioners Bar None!
HAMMER WAS UNDERSTANDABLY ENTHUSED BEYOND MEASURE BECAUSE the No-Tourney Arena
had the Best Potential for attracting and assembling a congregation of competitors
rivaling the numbers of Noblish Island from days gone by!
JANUARY 2007 MARKS THE BEGINNING of a Journey where both Newbies and Veterans
join together in a Historic Assemblage Celebrating the Crossing of Blades between
some of the Best Managed Stables in all of Alastari [Known and Unknown!]
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper"
Hammer
Minister of War
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE was devastated by DARK THUNDER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH demolished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COUCH POTATO vanquished JOHN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THIRD OMEN overpowered FOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO lost to CROCONAW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
GYRADOS was beaten by IN-BRED BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BEFORE THE DAWN handily defeated STORMBLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARCINKO was viciously subdued by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 3 minute Title duel.
PYGMY SHREW vanquished MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BURST was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK was savagely defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute competition.
AUDIE MURPHY demolished SKYWISE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ORAL B savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
SMUNCH won victory over TY DEL-WAVE in a 2 minute bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SNIPER BEAR beat DARK TYPHLOSION in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 10 minute fight.
SQUIRREL KILLER overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELIAL was overpowered by CARNAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EVERSTORM savagely defeated IN THE PIG! in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
NORAF slimly won victory over DALI PARTON in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
LETHE was bested by ING in a exciting 4 minute bout.
RYRELEE overpowered KAIDEN in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
BART WELLENS savagely defeated TWIG in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE subdued ROGUE 7 in a exciting 4 minute melee.
PERSIANA JONES vanquished QUINTAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE NOTHING defeated HONEY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SIRTON viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
MANTISSA overpowered MABON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered BAGMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
DEBBIE DOES DM devastated CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TERRIBLE TWO viciously subdued SWALLOWTAIL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
NECROMANCER overpowered AFRICAN GREY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHEPHERD MOON was demolished by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ACK VERT overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was viciously subdued by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 4 minute duel.
CARPET BURN was demolished by SPOTTED PONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
HOT SAUCE JONES handily defeated DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JACKASS devastated IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
VIOLENT VOLE was handily defeated by DEATH BY NPC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEATHBRINGER demolished ADAM in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CHIP beat REEK HAVOK in a popular 2 minute fray.
NICKEL was overcome by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 5 minute duel.
BLAK MASK was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DELICE THE RED subdued HALO in a popular 3 minute fight.
SUICIDE handily defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 2 minute mismatched contest.
HOFFA was demolished by QUASAR in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
PUDDING PARADE demolished JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
WEYLUND overpowered HORNED ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
THE RETRIBUTIONER was defeated by OTIS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
CADEX CFM devastated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLABBY-O was defeated by SPAZ in a exciting 3 minute duel.
LA TOUR was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
STRONGBOW beat BLIZZARD in a popular 1 minute struggle.
WALL OF GLASS was overpowered by TELA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
POTOMACC killed NEOPHYTE in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM vanquished SCANDALF in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ETERNAL D.J. lost to AZMUS in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
MAGIC JOHNSON demolished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
REM overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLEEPWALKER was overpowered by PELICAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
L.A. WOMAN was vanquished by TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIPPLE viciously subdued RAINSONG in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
NORM was bested by MARK OF THE BEAST in a popular 1 minute battle.
DALE was overpowered by JERICO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OSTRICH was subdued by BIG MAC in a action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.
2 + 2 = 4 outwaited MENTAL in a popular 8 minute bloody fight.
CLOVER was demolished by FRANK in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
TATHARLI won victory over FIBULARIS in a exciting 1 minute match.
REPREHENSIBLE was devastated by CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WALT WEISS was overpowered by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
STEINBACH overpowered OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute uneven match.
BERTHA demolished AUJARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DARK STAR demolished LEGALASS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CALYX vanquished VAMPIRE in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
MOOPS! was beaten by MAGENTA in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BLOWN AWAY was demolished by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 46 AIMED BLOW 152 - 100 - 1 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 21 SLASHING ATTACK 133 - 104 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 WALL OF STEEL 129 - 104 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 18 LUNGING ATTACK 282 - 261 - 6 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 14 STRIKING ATTACK 67 - 70 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 12 PARRY-RIPOSTE 25 - 29 - 0 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 61 - 75 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 73 - 134 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 47 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 32 - 0 26 |
Turn 529 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 6 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 4 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 8 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 21 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6
WALL OF STEEL 11 - 10 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 74 59 0 265 THE PENTARCHY (4604)
LUNGING ATTACK PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 58 29 4 284 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361)
AIMED BLOW THIRD OMEN 6-5862 51 20 2 243 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
WALL OF STEEL AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 77 44 1 236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY COUCH POTATO 3-2985 114 65 1 232 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
STRIKING ATTACK YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 67 58 1 225 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 89 77 2 203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE ALVIN YORK 3-6156 62 58 0 200 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 48 48 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-STRIKE DONAHAR 24-3006 31 24 0 186 MAGIC REALM (4987)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The ten other most popular fighters were ORAL
B 82-10020, R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155, EVERSTORM 69-641, ING 41-3532, NICKEL
26-4240, WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519,
BART WELLENS 11-4848, and FLABBY-O 82-30720.
The least popular fighter this week was AUJARD 8-4639. The other ten least popular
fighters were REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850, DALE 56-3112, L.A. WOMAN 65-6317, TALKIN' CAMEL
WALK 30-4586, SCANDALF 4-6219, LA TOUR 18-8525, JONES 14-1283, VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565,
BUBBA 7-4833, and GAZELLE 56-3701.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 2 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 1 0
OSKSI(3) 7 3 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 3 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 2 6 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 8 3 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 2 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 6 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 8 0
TALCAMA(18) 8 11 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 4 2 1 KATI-TEI(41) 2 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 64 101 4 263 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 77 44 1 236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 88 65 1 209 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 51 20 2 243 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 159 82 3 188 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
AUJARD 8-4639 20 21 0 53 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
LETHE 9-4782 60 65 3 197 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
STORMBLADE 10-2210 31 36 1 132 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
BART WELLENS 11-4848 31 19 0 220 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396 45 37 1 240 GAMMARAUDERS (2661) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 32 168 6 105 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
ACK VERT 18-7429 73 48 1 213 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CARNAL 21-5388 57 54 0 247 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
BLIZZARD 22-6504 25 17 3 105 JUST CHILLIN (5043) SOLVEN
CROCONAW 24-4475 37 19 1 232 WATER DECK (4935) ZORPUNT
BURST 25-3654 52 40 1 193 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NICKEL 26-4240 28 27 0 148 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 74 59 0 265 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 58 29 4 284 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
NEPHRON 30-4147 63 59 1 210 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195 32 14 0 204 NUMBERS GAME (4642) CHIMLEVTAL
LOCKED IN 32-4049 46 26 2 181 CALL THE PRIEST (4839) ARVAT
REEK HAVOK 33-3468 21 10 0 156 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 113 117 2 179 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
CLOVER 36-5959 15 17 1 26 ERRATA (5266) JHANS
DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414 38 9 1 196 FIRE DECK (5130) CLIFFHOME
ING 41-3532 39 32 1 206 UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007) KATI-TEI
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 48 48 0 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 28 47 2 40 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
HOFFA 49-3185 71 138 0 159 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
GAZELLE 56-3701 38 39 0 180 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
RYRELEE 59-478 52 29 1 214 HARE CONTROL (4869) ILLIS
CHIP 60-4413 17 18 1 187 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 67 58 1 225 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
L.A. WOMAN 65-6317 20 19 1 56 KILLER TUNES (4474) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 99 49 2 210 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
REM 74-2853 21 13 0 81 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 144 176 2 204 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
ORAL B 82-10020 32 9 0 254 SUNNYDALE (4324) DWES EG
TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072 32 22 5 196 ARCANE BOWL (5051) OLD VALAMANTIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398 26 16 3 209 BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144) SHADOW GROVE
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 41 17 5 215 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340) SOUTH RIDGE