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Date   : 11/21/2006    Duedate: 12/04/2006

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-529

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 INTERNAL FOR 18/5335  725  356 10 67.1      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
  2 THE GOOD EAR 82/5330    2    1  0 66.7      HARE CONTROL 59/4869                  
  3 F-TROOP 82/5310       770  436 10 63.8      UNEARTHLY PIMPS 41/5007               
    FLOYDIAN SLIP 97/5317                       THE SABBATS 82/5006                   
    ARCHERS OF LOAF 16/5325                     FROM THE RESERVOIR 82/4419            
    HOUSE OF PANCAKES 5/5311                    PURPLE AND GOLD 4/5117                
  4-SCUM 65/3594         2878 1838 57 61.0      INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           STRIP POKER 1/5102                    
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    BABES 36/3876                               ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    CORPS 74/3405                               ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    THE BEARS 7/2342                         12 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    1862 1504 22 55.3
    THE BEARS II 69/3305                        POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE BEARS 1/979                             THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        13 BAD COMPANY 33/1955    21   17  0 55.3
    THE SEALS 14/2550                        14 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043   11    9  0 55.0
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      15 FIRE DECK 38/5130     561  462  5 54.8
  5 ENVENOMED 82/4693     662  452 10 59.4      NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                        16 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796  184  153  3 54.6
  6 D.O.A. 71/4770       1705 1210 20 58.5      LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THE BEGINNING 82/4963                       SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 17-TRIPLE CROWN 15/3914 1167 1076 10 52.0
    WANNABEES 71/4626                        18-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  781  755 10 50.8
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 82/5318          
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      19 STREET PIZZA 18/786   101  101  1 50.0
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    REDUX 6 82/5045                             STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  7 EVENGATE 21/3909      770  549 10 58.4      UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309              
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       REAL PIZZA FLAVOR 82/5331             
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        GOTTA RUN HIM 82/5332                 
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       4 LETTER DOGS 82/5333                 
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                       20-ORCISH MADME 82/5173  101  102  0 49.8
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
  8-GORGONITES 82/4955    241  176  3 57.8      OF WOLF AND MEN 4 5/5223              
    BLOOD RELATED 60/4344                       OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                       21-AUTUMN LIGHT 58/2254  282  287  3 49.6
    SILENT WARRIORS 60/5307                  22 FIST OF FIVE 41/3875  230  240  3 48.9
  9 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   39   29  0 57.4      GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
 10 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    38   29  0 56.7   23 FANTASIA 1/4914      1173 1263 11 48.2
 11 PIMPS 9/4318          200  161  1 55.4      END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    HOPELESS 82/5110                            THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    POISONOUS PLANTS 82/4322                    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    SUNNYDALE 82/4324                           THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     31 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   11   14  0 44.0
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   32 CASTAWAYS 7/1083      297  379  1 43.9
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      REDHORSE 56/3727                      
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     33 LOOK OUT! 16/5322      18   23  0 43.9
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     DIE, MOFO, DIE IV 97/5316             
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                      I HEART BALLS 5/5326                  
    DRAGONFYRE 55/5312                          SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    BLACK ATTACK 19/5336                     34-D.R.I. 21/5306         65   91  0 41.7
    THE BLACK CRUSADE 69/5338                   DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    ARGUS V 82/5329                             FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
 24 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  350  386  1 47.6   35 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      5    7  0 41.7
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                    36 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5323   58   86  1 40.3
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    37 KILLER TUNES 65/4474   19   29  0 39.6
 25 MADTOWN 25/5125         9   10  0 47.4   38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      177  301  3 37.0
 26 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    933 1047  8 47.1      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     39 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   20   36  0 35.7
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              40 THE BROTHERH 82/5327   41   75  0 35.3
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   41 MEN 29/4412           881 1742 17 33.6
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 27 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1236 1428 19 46.4      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     STORIES 49/2835                       
 28 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  717  866  8 45.3      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 29 GET 56/5334           262  320  3 45.0      MIKES 14/3982                         
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          42 BLUE MOON 9/3907      580 1166  5 33.2
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                              BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    BIRDS 41/4735                               THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    ERRATA 36/5266                           43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  120  254  0 32.1
    RESCUE RANGERS 56/5288                   44 RIO VISTANS 62/4390     2    7  0 22.2
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    45 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    0    2  0  0.0
 30 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    52   66  0 44.1   46 FOUND IN THE 73/5339    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly TALAHYA games.  CARNAL caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested BELIAL and was awarded 50 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, DEATH BY NPC put down VIOLENT 
VOLE, causing him to lose 38 points of recognition in the process.  The city has 
turned out in honor of ROMUALD B TUNE, for with his arena victory he may now lay 
claim to the highest position in the city!  No confirmation, but my sources claim 
that the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  Charmed weapons 
perhaps?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  TALAHYA, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is DARK PANTHEON, a guild shunned and avoided by 
many in the weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of CENTER FOR OLDS are catching 
the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  
Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  CROCONAW take 
warning!  You have more than a few enemies in TALAHYA.  For some warriors honor is 
not important--only empty victory.  See, gladiators, how COUCH POTATO of FRAT PARTY 
BLOWOUT challenged down 19 points to JOHN.  All the city knows the duel went in favor 
of COUCH POTATO.  I shall not fail to spread the word in other cities of this 
"mighty" victory.  As a gladiator gets older, the icy grip of fear lays hold of his 
heart.  True, THIRD OMEN?  Who could miss your "brave" challenge of FOG?  The weight 
of the challenge fell hard upon FOG and predictably it was beat by THIRD OMEN.  This 
is how to arouse the anger of an entire guild!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in TALAHYA.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I 
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till 
next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different 
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      74  59  0  265  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-BLONDIE 36-5723             42  26  1  362  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      46  20  2  285  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         58  29  4  284  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         42  21  0  274  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          64 101  4  263  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-STRAWBERRY BUSH 82-5460     24  10  1  262  POISONOUS PLANTS (4322)    DWES EG
 ORAL B 82-10020             32   9  0  254  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 CARNAL 21-5388              57  54  0  247  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           51  20  2  243  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            30   6  1  243  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-DONNA 36-5966               35  17  1  241  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    45  37  1  240  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         77  44  1  236  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        114  65  1  232  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CROCONAW 24-4475            37  19  1  232  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        67  58  1  225  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         53  18  0  225  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-MAX BEAR 7-3324             46  31  0  220  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        31  19  0  220  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     30  17  2  218  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  41  17  5  215  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 RYRELEE 59-478              52  29  1  214  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        27  14  0  214  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ACK VERT 18-7429            73  48  1  213  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SMUNCH 18-8337              45  10  2  213  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-JOE BLACK 48-3639           38  24  1  212  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SIRTON 82-9190              32  23  0  212  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   83  69  3  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     99  49  2  210  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 NEPHRON 30-4147             63  59  1  210  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         88  65  1  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 EVERSTORM 69-641            78  82  2  209  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     26  16  3  209  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 NORAF 82-3856               56  30  0  206  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 ING 41-3532                 39  32  1  206  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            34  19  3  205  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  24  0  205  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     144 176  2  204  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        32  14  0  204  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      89  77  2  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   75  52  0  203  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         65  87  3  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOHN 29-4177                65 105  1  202  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         49  43  1  202  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      42  29  0  202  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
-KING BEAR 35-3629           60  26  3  201  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       31  10  0  201  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 MARCINKO 97-961             75  34  5  200  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           62  58  0  200  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          45  47  0  200  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    58  53  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           46  22  4  199  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    30  17  1  199  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       48  48  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     33  20  0  198  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                60  65  3  197  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-JR. GORK 48-1909            48  26  0  197  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 JACKASS 21-4526             36  39  0  197  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   30  20  0  197  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     38   9  1  196  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    32  22  5  196  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         41  49  2  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          37  30  6  195  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SKYWISE 11-5687             45  54  1  194  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         37  40  0  194  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-HUGGY 1-2227                54  45  3  193  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 BURST 25-3654               52  40  1  193  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         21   8  0  193  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       47  66  0  192  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 TWIG 82-25226               36  24  0  192  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 FOG 21-4416                 79  76  0  191  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    45  42  2  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          68  68  0  190  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      38  31  3  190  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 QUASAR 18-5925              49  60  0  189  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BAGMAN 4-5890               34  32  1  189  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 HONEY 11-6368               27  33  2  189  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-SCRAG 82-1704               15   7  0  189  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 BELIAL 7-3838              159  82  3  188  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       45  42  3  188  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-MR BLACK 82-5468            19  12  1  187  FROM THE RESERVOIR (4419)  DWES EG
 CHIP 60-4413                17  18  1  187  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             31  24  0  186  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-PERSEUS 72-1612             53  34  1  184  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 GYRADOS 24-4476             38  23  0  183  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-KRAMER 47-5191              24  18  0  183  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        20  22  0  182  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
-GOLDILOCKS 69-6564          48  33  0  181  THE BEARS II (3305)        CIMMERIAC
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           46  26  2  181  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 WEYLUND 82-3660             38  31  1  181  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  39  0  180  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 POTOMACC 21-5489            34  36  1  180  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-SUCCOTASH 33-7253           24  13  1  180  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-ON THE WASHER 82-10019      14  13  0  180  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             113 117  2  179  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-GREMLIN 28-2132             27   9  0  179  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 BUBBA 7-4833                43  92  0  177  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          37  28  2  177  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-CUDDLY 1-1900               41  18  0  175  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              29  38  0  175  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      76  88  3  174  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
-YOBER 2-4537                24  20  1  174  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
-VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     27  16  2  173  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             17   6  1  173  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     38  48  2  171  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      53  70  0  165  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       67  72  1  163  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      44  58  0  163  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-T. ZER 9-5011               27  17  2  163  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MABON 82-10314              13  23  0  163  THE SABBATS (5006)         DWES EG
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      34  33  0  161  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 OTIS 3-6501                 24   9  4  161  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        24  33  2  161  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        21  21  1  161  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   37  67  0  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 138  0  159  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       14   3  0  158  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          21  10  0  156  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 QUINTAL 18-8341             35  25  2  155  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     32  12  0  148  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 NICKEL 26-4240              28  27  0  148  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 HALO 11-6189                26   9  2  148  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 THE RETRIBUTIONER 33-2322   25  18  2  148  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-SOLONGO 82-5169              8   3  1  146  HOPELESS (5110)            DWES EG
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           13   3  1  144  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 TELA 30-2973                33  45  1  143  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         25  33  1  142  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-SCRAG 96-1173               20   9  4  140  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        35  56  0  139  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
-ICE FOX 5-3877              25  13  0  136  OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (5223)   KALTOS
 SPAZ 82-6629                17   2  0  136  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            26   8  0  135  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            78  94  4  134  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           36  60  0  134  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           37  24  1  133  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          31  36  1  132  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-SEGAL 14-3779               25  16  0  130  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 ADAM 7-4830                 43  92  2  126  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           10   4  1  125  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       46  55  0  122  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           23   2  1  114  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      21   8  0  114  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
 LA TOUR 18-8525             29  34  0  113  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         25  20  1  110  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-SHASTA 1-5814               14   2  0  109  STRIP POKER (5102)         MORDANT
-RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     17   6  0  106  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 JONES 14-1283               32 168  6  105  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            25  17  3  105  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     18  13  4  105  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 18-8693    26  25  1  104  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAGIC JOHNSON 4-5904        21  22  1  102  PURPLE AND GOLD (5117)     JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     24   7  1  100  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CALYX 30-4151               19   9  1  100  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 AZMUS 82-4139               12   8  0  100  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
-TOO ICKY 60-5937            17  10  0   97  BLOOD RELATED (4344)       ARADI
 PELICAN 41-3949             21  15  0   94  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 BERTHA 30-4469              34  25  1   92  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-LEGION '8' 71-2369           9   3  1   92  D.O.A. (4770)              KYR'TERR
-MARCIANO 96-1446            16  18  6   91  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         27   9  0   89  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DARK STAR 30-4468           33  26  2   87  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 JERICO 7-4862               39  89  1   86  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       33  25  1   86  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            24  10  1   86  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NOSE KICKER 82-20640        10  13  0   86  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG
-ARCHER 82-1198              12   7  0   84  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          28  18  0   81  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 REM 74-2853                 21  13  0   81  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-2 INAROW 82-22945            7   8  0   81  REDUX 6 (5045)             DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              62 109  0   80  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      17  24  3   79  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      12   4  0   79  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 SCANDALF 4-6219             22  20  0   78  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            19  15  2   78  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        24   9  0   76  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             22  14  0   76  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 MIPPLE 62-3513              16  13  0   75  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         18  20  1   74  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 TATHARLI 33-4505            27  53  0   73  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 MOOPS! 18-8662              27  26  2   71  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182         17   7  1   70  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    22  14  0   67  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 LEGALASS 4-6217             23  18  1   66  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 FRANK 3-5707                57 115  1   64  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RAINSONG 11-6128            30  48  0   64  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BIG MAC 30-4547             21  23  1   64  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-ZULOR 9-5235                17  13  0   64  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           33 109  0   60  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          19  13  1   59  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          27  31  1   58  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 L.A. WOMAN 65-6317          20  19  1   56  KILLER TUNES (4474)        DAL SHANG
 NORM 62-3260                19  14  1   56  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-KHORGA KHAN 82-6730          3   0  0   54  THE BEGINNING (4963)       DWES EG
 AUJARD 8-4639               20  21  0   53  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  19  10  1   53  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DALE 56-3112                17   4  2   50  RESCUE RANGERS (5288)      ROCANIS
 OSTRICH 41-3970             19  16  0   49  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-PAINLESS 25-4544            15  13  2   49  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 MENTAL 25-5075              16  11  1   48  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-PINK FLOYD 97-2155           9   2  4   47  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 STEINBACH 30-4473           25  36  0   43  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-PANTHER 60-7320             13  15  1   41  SILENT WARRIORS (5307)     ARADI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  47  2   40  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-PSYCHO GRANDMA! 16-5120     10   2  1   38  LOOK OUT! (5322)           WILLAF
-ORPHEUS 82-15144            10   8  0   38  SUPERIOR FORCES 3208 (5318 DWES EG
-ASSASSIN 96-1802             9   2  4   31  BLOODY LEGION (5313)       OLD VALAMANTIS
-THAT GUY 97-2120             8   2  3   29  DIE, MOFO, DIE IV (5316)   SHADOW GROVE
 CLOVER 36-5959              15  17  1   26  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850       1   3  0   17  THE BROTHERHOOD 91 (5327)  DWES EG
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           4   4  0   11  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
NEOPHYTE 82-4574           26   8  0 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 5212 POTOMACC 21-5489       529

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Segal -- Ah?  A seal-skin coat?  The notion does have some appeal, especially at this
season which is likely to be both cold and wet.  Yes, put me down for one.  And I'll
be glad to help as needed with the skinning.  In fact, YOUR hide looks very good....
-- Delice the Red

In-Bred Bear -- That kind of thing rots your brain, you know. -- Lethe
P.S.  What good is a black zoo?  Nobody can SEE anything in there.

Gyrados -- The spinning was all well and good, I suppose, though it did you no good.
But I still think you'd do better to open a sandwich wagon.  Highly seasoned lamb
wrapped in a tortilla, that would do it.  With a yogurt dressing.  Skip the ground
garbanzo beans, though. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Azmus -- Ooo-kay, I see how that worked against me, but how would you do that to a
whole mob?  Seriously, inquiring minds want to know. -- True Blue

Steinbach -- Your team being what it is, how else could I respond? -- Tatharli

Ed. -- Less PRONOUNCED?  Who cares whether people remark on it, so long as it OCCURS?
-- Ho-Chan

     Anyone who's ever had non-crispy duck skin will care. -- Ed.

Twig -- Well that was obnoxious. -- Gazelle

Yellowjacket -- That is one of the prices I pay for having a manager who doesn't pay
attention to me.  On the other hand, there are some great benefits. -- Khirza

Walt Weiss -- I appreciate that we both learned from well from that fight, three
skills each.  That was worth doing, eh? -- Sleepwalker

Blown Away -- Painful but educational.  Thank you. -- Rem

2 November 2006
I received a Gift Certificate from someone.  I'm assuming it's for entry into the
Turf War 5.  Whoever sent this to me...please email me at rbaphomets@yahoo.com.
Thanks.

10 November 2006
     The Quest of the Best has come to an end.  Dark Knight Toker, host of the Quest,
wants to proclaim the Ultimate Victor and give a listing of prize winners.
     Lady Fern and her Flower Girls of the Consortium are the Ultimate Victors of the
Quest.  Well fought and there's nothing like coming from behind to leave us all in
the dust.  Can't wait to see you defend your title! (wink)
     Here is a complete list of managers who placed in prize positions:

1)  Lady Fern, mgr. Flower Girls
2)  Le Pentarque, mgr. Blood & Guts!
3)  Crip, mgr. Otto's Parts
4)  D.K. Heathen Hatebred, mgr. Odin's Chosen
5)  Ghab, mgr. Assassin Nation
6)  Fanthayne, mgr. Dark Raiders
7)  D.K. Toker, mgr. Silver Knights
8)  D.K. Wasby, mgr. Bronze Knights
9)  The Expatriate, mgr. Bleak Legion
10) Still the Distilled, mgr. Springborne Fair

     Thanks to all that had the gall to show up, but I really want to thank the
managers that had the mettle to survive and not run when they started getting their
butt handed to them.
                                                           Respect to All.
                                                           Quest #1 host,
                                                           Dark Knight Toker

14 November 2006
                                      A Tale of
                        Fusion Confusion Delusion Revolution
                                     as told by
                                Hammer the WordSmith

     SomeWhere Beyond ElseWhere and ElseWhen a hooded figure brooded upon the
lingering wisps of memory from days gone by.
     From the howling sands to the sanding howls the streams of thought bubbled and
flowed, winding endlessly entwined within the darkest recesses and lightest resources
of the learned and unlearned disciplines of managerial mayhem and manipulation.
     Nameless faces and faceless names floated in the swirling mists of madness
embalmed within the memories of one who knew he did not know how far reaching the
influences [both positive and negative] had rooted and flowered in the march of time
and energy expended in the historical markings of gladiatorial essence and excellence
experience.
     The tamed and the untamed coupled with the named and the unnamed resources that
spilt their sweat and blood on the sands of arenas both known and unknown had
metamorphosed into the dreamings and the schemings of the fadings of jadings and
paradings [in both public and private] amongst the elite and the indiscreet
posturings and babblings of managers becoming legends in their own minds and times.
     Hammer pondered upon beginnings and the seemingly endless myriad of endings
possibly possible among the interspersed and intertwined impossible possibilities
presently past and future.
     Echoing and reechoing in the vast depths and countless compartments along the
corridors of his mind, Hammer played and replayed the glories shared and dared in the
sixty-plus stabled arena on fabled Noblish Island DM 93.
     The training had been all too brief, but the competition generated by the multi
faceted personages inhabiting DM 93 and the sheer multitude of numbers had forever
instilled themselves in the heart and soul of the veteran manager [Hammer]; insomuch
that the migration to Niatoli Island DM 33 triggered the desire to emulate the glory
and the grandeur of the spectacle of stables vying for recognition from among the
virtually numberless no-name newbies making names for themselves as they numbered
their stables and accomplishments for all to see and behold, to the song and the
sound of the sight of clashing cold cruel steel simmering the flesh of gallant
gladiators consumed by the gory and the glory of crossing blades with the superior
and the inferior within the interior of Greywand's Global Gladiatorial Galaxy.
     Far far ago and long long away had many abandoned hope for a return to the
reminiscences revered by so many managers; predating even the generations of
gladiators graduating from Noblish Island and the years of yore and gore and
gallantry before.
     Rumblings and mumblings of a renovation rejuvenating the reflexes of managers
numbed by the numberless trysts of tourney tarnished stables began revolutionizing
the very fabric of time and space and time-honored tradition throughout the ranks of
visionary newbies and volatile veterans alike and dislike.
     History was being shaken to the core of the gore as glory and grandeur responded
to the revelry reverie revelations and reveille revolutionizing the creation of a new
arena in the making; populated by No-Tourney Warriors and Full Stable Participants
pledging to forge a new vision version of "The Fiercest and Best" for crossing blades
and crosser banter in the personal ads and team spotlight tomes.
     Now was the time for Hammer to emerge and once again merge his talent among the
gifted and grifted; answering the call to assemble the drifted [and to directly
divulge and converge with the dozens] for the destiny of destructive denizens
determined to build a new legacy upon the all-but-forgotten ashes of the old and
olden legends of times lost.
         [TIME JUMP]
     Hammer sifted the sands in the dead of night in the desert reaches [located
SomeWhere BeYond ElseWhere and ElseWhen] to discover 5 gladiators not tourney worthy,
yet interesting enough to begin their careers in a No-Tourney Arena!
     "They need not be dispatched to the Dark Arena," the veteran manager mused as he
sorted through paperwork long discarded and vaguely forgotten, "because there is
nothing like a good Blood Feud to provide inspiration for writing personal ads in the
arena newsletter! Besides, there are times when the replacement for a warrior wounded
mortally on the arena sands fares much better than the one exchanged from Torch
Light!"
     Fights by Torch Light were certainly deemed unnecessary as Hammer had already
deduced that a number of determined stables would undoubtedly congregate with High
Octane Warriors under the guidance of Higher Octane Managers to populate and
depopulate the new No-Tourney Arena currently under construction in DM 81.
     Fortunately his feeble foray into the desert would yield somewhat suitable
candidates for the newfound purposes Hammer had in mind.
     From among the candidates to be found Hammer would be rewarded in time by
BLOODFEUDS and REPLACEMENT WARRIORS aplenty!
     Deep into the night Hammer searched and searched until five not-so-promising
stables were uncovered in the waning hours before dawn.
     Ripper discards were scattered far and wide, but this was not the time or the
hour to let sentimental views cloud the issue at hand.  Future events would lend
themselves to a suitable Ripper replacement, especially with the prospects Hammer was
now sorting for his selection decision to dispatch to the Gladiatorial Commission for
processing.
     Most managers have the luxury of selecting the best group [or discarding the
worst group!] Hammer had the novelty of rounding up the castaways from the New
Stables paperwork accumulated long ago from Maximillian's Morya Madness contest in DM
28 that were deemed below inferior as contest prizes [and thus banished from sight!]
     Hammer scrutinized and agonized over which group of gladiators were worth the
sacks of gold coins he was prepared to release to the Gladiatorial Commission for
fees to MAINTENANCE his new stable in the No-Tourney Arena.
     After what seemed like long hours passing by, Hammer discarded one and then
another group of hopefuls.  After lengthy debate a third was cast aside.  Deciding
between the final two groups found Hammer going back to interview the rejected
candidates time and time again [until a final decision was made that Hammer could
live with and his new stable could die with!] before the final quirks were hammered
out and pen put to paper to process the prospective puny stable with the Gladiatorial
Commission.
     The only solace gained from the painful process was the knowledge that other
managers would be less tempted to run stables in DM 81 populated by their tourney-
worthy warriors [under the penalty of death imposed and enforced upon tourney
experienced gladiators by the Committee being formed to police and regulate such
matters!] as sworn to and signed in good faith by each registering manager.
         [TIME JUMP]
     Hammer had worked long and hard to find suitable candidates for his stable and
now it was time to begin their training.  The paperwork had been dispatched for
registration with the Gladiatorial Commission and now was the hour in which
preparation was paramount!
     Dispatch riders had arrived with the news that Considerable Bounty was being
offered as incentive rewards to those managers sending new stables to the No-Tourney
Arena.
     Hammer realized this would Up the Ante [causing greater pause in the managerial
community for selecting suitable stables!] as the creative competition was certain to
escalate and produce Serious Sword Slinging Stables Staining the Arena Sands Red!
     Obviously a serious upgrade in the quality of competition migrating to the No-
Tourney Arena in DM 81 would definitely work in favor of Hammer; enormously
increasing the death toll percentage potential amongst the ranks of his new start-up
stable in DM 81 [Sands Running Red and Blood Feuds Running Rampant as Undoubtedly
Expected!]
     Hammer observed the futility of his new warriors training [as well as they could
for what they were made from!] while recent memories came to the forefront of his
mind!
     When the paperwork was nearly completed and names were selected for each
Gladiator, Hammer decided to name the stable according to what he had discovered in
the darkness while searching during the dismal hours of the desert night.
     These warriors would probably be more well suited to fight by Torch Light had
they fallen into the possession of most other managers!
     Paper Warriors better suited to confronting Dark Arena Monsters [rather than
being fed to the Gladiatorial Lions certain to be populating the regular No-Tourney
Arena!]
     Specimens blatantly better suited for feeding upon agitated armadillo ants than
for striving to attain recognition and fame in the No-Tourney Arena [or any arena!]
     Thus was AARDVARK HAMMERZ birthed and born for Greatness or Disgrace!
         [TIME JUMP]
     Dispatch riders on winged steeds brought the news Hammer had been awaiting!
     Not since the days of training on Noblish Island in DM 93 had Hammer encountered
such collective enthusiasm for crossing blades in a selected arena such as DM 81
[recalling the time Hammer generated a gathering of newbies to transfer to Niatoli
Island in DM 33 to match wits and cross blades with the assembling veterans upon
graduation!]
     The Consortium had represented the veterans well in DM 33 with the SWEETNESS
stable managed by Sweety Pie.  Now the good news had arrived that The Consortium was
seen registering a stable named LIFE IMPACTS in the No-Tourney Arena!
     Former alliance mates Darque and Kat had reportedly registered DARQUE AGES and
KATHOUSE with the Gladiatorial Commission.
     Morya Madness combatant LePentarque from DM 28 had registered LA PENTARCHIE and
longtime fixture Drake in North Fork DM 47 [recently returned from a lengthy hiatus]
had been lured by the competition to register DRAKE'S HARDWARE.
     Deke [at the helm of DOC LEGRAND'S LAB] was instrumental in promoting the No-
Tourney Arena by repeatedly negotiating terms with the Gladiatorial Commission.
Others had laid the groundwork before him, but Deke raised the banner and carried it
the final distance [Supported by Countless Managers too numerous to mention!] Salute
Yourselves for Your Efforts are Most Graciously Applauded throughout Alastari!
     Apex had signed in with CAROLINA BLUE as had Ghab with ASSASSIN NATION.
     Another familiar name was found on the rolls as DeGotti registered CULT OF
BACCHUS followed by DOOM KNIGHTS managed by Blackstorm.
     Also on the rolls to be noted were AS SEEN ON TV II managed by Indimar and
RAGNAROK'S WOLVES by none other than ragnorokwolf.
     Nomad had signed on with PHANTOM REGIMENT and Silas followed suit with
GRIFFONRAWL MMA.
     Another notable signature was that of MasterBeru with CHILDHOOD HEROES and a
penchant for scribing Team Spotlights [A Plus in Any Arena!]
     Detective Kellumbo had followed the clues and was observed enroute to
registering a yet unannounced stable [such are the ways of sleuthhounds and such!]
     Rumor had it that the manager known as Roadkill was on his way to register a
stable after his namesake and Slugbait was close behind [obliviously lost in
thought!]
     Finally [in no particular disorder!] managers Grimm, Woody, Terminator, Den and
Bill were also seen elbowing their way through the gathering registration crowd to
officially announce their participation in the No-Tourney Arena.
     COUNTLESS OTHER MANAGERS were known to be pondering the consequences of sending
stables to a No-Tourney Arena and had yet to make the commitment public knowledge as
to their intentions.
     Howbeit the Gladiatorial Commission was reportedly swamped with requests for New
Stable Registration Forms [whether for the Tempe Facer or No-Tourney Arena was
anybody's guess at the present time!]
     Judging from the furtive figures darting and ducking in the shadows and
alleyways throughout Alastari [as well as those huddled in taverns or communicating
with one another by various means available!] the success of such a No-Tourney Arena
was Ballooning far Beyond the Expectations of the Promoters and Petitioners Bar None!
     HAMMER WAS UNDERSTANDABLY ENTHUSED BEYOND MEASURE BECAUSE the No-Tourney Arena
had the Best Potential for attracting and assembling a congregation of competitors
rivaling the numbers of Noblish Island from days gone by!
       JANUARY 2007 MARKS THE BEGINNING of a Journey where both Newbies and Veterans
join together in a Historic Assemblage Celebrating the Crossing of Blades between
some of the Best Managed Stables in all of Alastari [Known and Unknown!]
                 "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper"
                                               Hammer
                                          Minister of War

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GROTESQUE ZOMBIE was devastated by DARK THUNDER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH demolished BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COUCH POTATO vanquished JOHN in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THIRD OMEN overpowered FOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO lost to CROCONAW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
GYRADOS was beaten by IN-BRED BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
BEFORE THE DAWN handily defeated STORMBLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARCINKO was viciously subdued by ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 3 minute Title duel.
PYGMY SHREW vanquished MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
BURST was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK was savagely defeated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute competition.
AUDIE MURPHY demolished SKYWISE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
ORAL B savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
SMUNCH won victory over TY DEL-WAVE in a 2 minute bout.
CEREBRAL JANITOR was devastated by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SNIPER BEAR beat DARK TYPHLOSION in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 10 minute fight.
SQUIRREL KILLER overpowered LOCKED IN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELIAL was overpowered by CARNAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EVERSTORM savagely defeated IN THE PIG! in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
NORAF slimly won victory over DALI PARTON in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
LETHE was bested by ING in a exciting 4 minute bout.
RYRELEE overpowered KAIDEN in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
BART WELLENS savagely defeated TWIG in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
SNAPPY GEORGE subdued ROGUE 7 in a exciting 4 minute melee.
PERSIANA JONES vanquished QUINTAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute uneven competition.
THE NOTHING defeated HONEY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SIRTON viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
MANTISSA overpowered MABON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLACK ARCHER overpowered BAGMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
DEBBIE DOES DM devastated CRAZED GOBLIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TERRIBLE TWO viciously subdued SWALLOWTAIL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
NECROMANCER overpowered AFRICAN GREY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHEPHERD MOON was demolished by NEPHRON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered GAZELLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ACK VERT overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was viciously subdued by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 4 minute duel.
CARPET BURN was demolished by SPOTTED PONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
HOT SAUCE JONES handily defeated DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
JACKASS devastated IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
VIOLENT VOLE was handily defeated by DEATH BY NPC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEATHBRINGER demolished ADAM in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CHIP beat REEK HAVOK in a popular 2 minute fray.
NICKEL was overcome by TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 5 minute duel.
BLAK MASK was demolished by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DELICE THE RED subdued HALO in a popular 3 minute fight.
SUICIDE handily defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 2 minute mismatched contest.
HOFFA was demolished by QUASAR in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
PUDDING PARADE demolished JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched battle.
WEYLUND overpowered HORNED ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
THE RETRIBUTIONER was defeated by OTIS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
CADEX CFM devastated JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLABBY-O was defeated by SPAZ in a exciting 3 minute duel.
LA TOUR was handily defeated by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
STRONGBOW beat BLIZZARD in a popular 1 minute struggle.
WALL OF GLASS was overpowered by TELA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
POTOMACC killed NEOPHYTE in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
CHIMLEVTAL SLIM vanquished SCANDALF in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ETERNAL D.J. lost to AZMUS in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
MAGIC JOHNSON demolished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
REM overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLEEPWALKER was overpowered by PELICAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
L.A. WOMAN was vanquished by TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIPPLE viciously subdued RAINSONG in a exciting 2 minute gruesome match.
NORM was bested by MARK OF THE BEAST in a popular 1 minute battle.
DALE was overpowered by JERICO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OSTRICH was subdued by BIG MAC in a action packed 2 minute brutal conflict.
2 + 2 = 4 outwaited MENTAL in a popular 8 minute bloody fight.
CLOVER was demolished by FRANK in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
TATHARLI won victory over FIBULARIS in a exciting 1 minute match.
REPREHENSIBLE was devastated by CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WALT WEISS was overpowered by ZAPP BRANNIGAN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
STEINBACH overpowered OZYMANDIAS in a 2 minute uneven match.
BERTHA demolished AUJARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DARK STAR demolished LEGALASS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CALYX vanquished VAMPIRE in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
MOOPS! was beaten by MAGENTA in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
BLOWN AWAY was demolished by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  46         AIMED BLOW       152 - 100 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         SLASHING ATTACK  133 - 104 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         WALL OF STEEL    129 - 104 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         LUNGING ATTACK   282 - 261 -  6      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         STRIKING ATTACK   67 -  70 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     25 -  29 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-LUNGE       61 -  75 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       73 - 134 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  47 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  32 -  0      26  |

Turn 529 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  7     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  8         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        12 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  8         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    25 - 21     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6     
WALL OF STEEL     11 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519     74  59  0  265 THE PENTARCHY (4604)
LUNGING ATTACK   PYGMY SHREW 29-3743        58  29  4  284 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361)
AIMED BLOW       THIRD OMEN 6-5862          51  20  2  243 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        77  44  1  236 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       114  65  1  232 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       67  58  1  225 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     89  77  2  203 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          62  58  0  200 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      48  48  0  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            31  24  0  186 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORAL 
B 82-10020, R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155, EVERSTORM 69-641, ING 41-3532, NICKEL 
26-4240, WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050, DELICE THE RED 56-3401, ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519, 
BART WELLENS 11-4848, and FLABBY-O 82-30720.

The least popular fighter this week was AUJARD 8-4639.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were REPREHENSIBLE 82-27850, DALE 56-3112, L.A. WOMAN 65-6317, TALKIN' CAMEL 
WALK 30-4586, SCANDALF 4-6219, LA TOUR 18-8525, JONES 14-1283, VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565, 
BUBBA 7-4833, and GAZELLE 56-3701.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  3 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            2  6 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  3 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             8  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  6 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9  8 0  
TALCAMA(18)          8 11 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  2 1  KATI-TEI(41)         2  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          64 101  4  263  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         77  44  1  236  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         88  65  1  209  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           51  20  2  243  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              159  82  3  188  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               20  21  0   53  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                60  65  3  197  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          31  36  1  132  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        31  19  0  220  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    45  37  1  240  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               32 168  6  105  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 ACK VERT 18-7429            73  48  1  213  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CARNAL 21-5388              57  54  0  247  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            25  17  3  105  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            37  19  1  232  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               52  40  1  193  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              28  27  0  148  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      74  59  0  265  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         58  29  4  284  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             63  59  1  210  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        32  14  0  204  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           46  26  2  181  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 REEK HAVOK 33-3468          21  10  0  156  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             113 117  2  179  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 CLOVER 36-5959              15  17  1   26  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     38   9  1  196  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 ING 41-3532                 39  32  1  206  UNEARTHLY PIMPS (5007)     KATI-TEI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       48  48  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  47  2   40  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 HOFFA 49-3185               71 138  0  159  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 GAZELLE 56-3701             38  39  0  180  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RYRELEE 59-478              52  29  1  214  HARE CONTROL (4869)        ILLIS
 CHIP 60-4413                17  18  1  187  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        67  58  1  225  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 L.A. WOMAN 65-6317          20  19  1   56  KILLER TUNES (4474)        DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734     99  49  2  210  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 21  13  0   81  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     144 176  2  204  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 ORAL B 82-10020             32   9  0  254  SUNNYDALE (4324)           DWES EG
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    32  22  5  196  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     26  16  3  209  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  41  17  5  215  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE