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Date   : 01/02/2007    Duedate: 01/15/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-532

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  770  437 10 63.8      DOMINATION 71/5341                    
  2 SCUM 65/3594         2913 1861 57 61.0      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      10 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    1875 1512 22 55.4
    BABES 36/3876                               TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    THE BEARS 46/712                            DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    F BALLS 4/5204                              THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          11 FIRE DECK 38/5130     582  477  6 55.0
    THE BEARS 1/979                             NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    THE BEARS 48/677                            CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           WATER DECK 24/4935                    
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
  3 ENVENOMED 82/4693     680  461 11 59.6      ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                 12 MADTOWN 25/5125        12   10  0 54.5
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    13 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    246  211  2 53.8
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
  4 WANNABEES 71/4626    1720 1217 20 58.6   14 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   186  161  3 53.6
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                         SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                      SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          NO RESPECT II 82/5343                 
    SCRAG IS... 96/5052                      15-SPACE WOLVES 36/5342    9    8  0 52.9
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     MISTRESS 4 XMAS 3/5344                
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                  16 WARCKERS 26/2633      125  115  3 52.1
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
  5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    41   29  1 58.6      WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
  6 EVENGATE 21/3909      787  566 10 58.2      SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
  7 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   41   30  0 57.7      DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
  8 GO9 82/5240           253  191  3 57.0   17 STREET PIZZA 18/786   107  104  1 50.7
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    GORGONITES II 82/4335                       GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                   18 GRIM FANDANG 21/4581  235  244  3 49.1
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                       19 FANTASIA 1/4914      1188 1296 11 47.8
    MIDGETS 62/5221                             END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228                   THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    SILENT WARRIORS 60/5307                     MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    ROUND TABLE 82/4960                         THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
  9 PIMPS 9/4318          206  164  1 55.7      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                        HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  27 REDHORSE 56/3727      301  384  1 43.9
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     28 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   12   16  0 42.9
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  29 JUST CHILLIN 22/5043   11   15  0 42.3
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   30-D.R.I. 21/5306         67   92  0 42.1
 20 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  363  397  1 47.8      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    31-KILLER TUNES 65/4474   19   30  0 38.8
 21 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    955 1064  8 47.3   32 ELFQUEST 11/4928      186  322  3 36.6
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                        SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              33 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   20   39  0 33.9
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   34 MEN 29/4412           888 1759 17 33.5
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 22 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      7    8  0 46.7      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 23 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1256 1438 20 46.6      STORIES 49/2835                       
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 24 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  718  868  8 45.3      MIKES 14/3982                         
 25 BIRDS 41/4735         272  330  4 45.2   35 BLUE MOON 9/3907      588 1173  5 33.4
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    ERRATA 25/3564                              THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    ERRATA 36/5266                           36 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  122  261  0 31.9
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          37 RIO VISTANS 62/4390     4   11  0 26.7
    RESCUE RANGERS 56/5288                   38 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    1    7  0 12.5
 26 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    57   70  0 44.9   39 STEEL CRUSADE 20/625    0    3  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warm greetings on this bright, moonlit winter's eve!

     Mr. Goode, thank you for your column, and thank you for avoiding no one.  I see
that this cycle you challenged and fought a more experienced and very skilled
opponent, and came out the victor.  Well done!  JOHNNY B GOODE (32-4034) (48-20-2,
323) of CALL THE PRIEST challenged ACK VERT (18-7429) (75-48-1,243) of PENTARCHIE-18.
JOHNNY B GOODE devastated ACK VERT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.

Alas, two brave warriors met their death on this cycle.  And then, of course, met the
resurrection hangover:
     * MANALGER (96-986) (7-8-4,71) of DUELMASTERS NICKNAME fought CLOVER (36-5959)
(16-17-1,56) of ERRATA.  MANALGER was savagely slain by CLOVER in an action packed 5
minute bloody fight.  I have sent Manalger a jug of freshly squeezed orange juice
delivered by a pretty tavern wench.  She may or may not provide additional comfort;
she's not a floozy but she is very sympathetic.
     * LE PAIN DLG (18-8016) (43-49-2,213) of PENTARCHIE-18 fought DEBBIE DOES DM
(18-1709) (91-77-2,219) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  LE PAIN DLG was murdered by DEBBIE DOES
DM in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.  For Le Pain, a romance novel and a box of
chocolates.  Enjoy and recover.

Center for Olds was avoided by Call the Priest.  Well done!

Our most challenged warrior was 2 + 2 = 4.  SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) (10-6-0,51) of
ROUND TABLE challenged 2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (33-111-0,51) of JUST BECAUSE.  SIR
LANCELOT was defeated by 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.  Let us hope
that Lancelot learned well from this encounter.

Our overall popularity leader, HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670), (146-176-2,242) of SAND
DANCERS fought BLONDIE (36-5723) (42-27-1,197) of BABES.  HO-CHAN THE AXE was
viciously subdued by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.  So it goes.
Blondie must be pretty good.  At fighting, I mean.

This week's crowd favorite, OK10 (82-13420), (11-8-3,56) of GO9 challenged MAGENTA
(3-5711) (62-111-0,60) of TRANSVESTITES.  OK10 savagely defeated MAGENTA in a popular
8 minute gruesome Challenge fight.  Well done at refusing to be scummed, Ok10.

And the crowd's least favorite... PINK FLOYD (97-2155) (9-2-4,47) of FLOYDIAN SLIP
fought CRAZED (35-3078) (19-9-1,59) of THE BEARS.  PINK FLOYD was vanquished by
CRAZED in a 1 minute mismatched contest.  Take heart, Mr. Floyd.  This sort of
ignominy does not last.  You will find your "isle legs" and you will get better, much
better.

That's all, really.  I have little more to say about the fights.  Is there something
that someone would like me to say about them?

We've had a warm, rainy winter.  I had hoped for more snow.  It's been, except for a
few days, jacket weather here.  Which is nice, except for the mud.  Plenty o' mud.
Horses don't do well in mud, you know.  They slip and slide around the same as
humans.  And they get hoof diseases from having wet feet all the time, same as
humans.  Fungus.  If you have ever had to treat a horse for athlete's foot of the
frog, this is not a pleasant task.  It starts with scraping the mud out of a very
tender and pained extremity of a 1700 pound beast, who does not appreciate this type
of attention.  Then squirting a a very stinky medicine on the infected frog, also not
appreciated (and if the horse wiggles and you end up squirting yourself, you can't
get rid of the stink for a couple of days).  And you know what?  The horse WILL
wiggle.  It's what they do when you hold up one of their feet.  Such is life.  Such
is mud.  Still, it's been lovely weather for long walks, which is a good thing since
the horse is lame with athlete's foot anyway.

                                       Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      49  20  2  348  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         43  21  0  292  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DONNA 36-5966               38  17  1  292  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CARNAL 21-5388              60  54  0  284  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        34  19  0  279  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 SIRTON 82-9190              34  24  1  273  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      92  77  3  271  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    61  53  0  266  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         91  65  1  263  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        117  65  1  259  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CROCONAW 24-4475            39  20  1  255  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 NORAF 82-3856               59  30  0  254  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 PUNCH IT 82-1193            34  14  2  253  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       34  10  0  253  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  44  17  5  252  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         68  87  3  246  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    102  49  2  242  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   85  70  3  240  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-MAX BEAR 7-3324             47  31  0  236  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     41   9  1  227  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   77  53  0  225  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           49  22  4  224  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 NEPHRON 30-4147             65  60  1  223  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 KING BEAR 35-3629           62  26  3  223  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 GYRADOS 24-4476             41  23  0  222  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       37  15  2  221  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 MARCINKO 97-961             77  35  5  220  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  30  6  219  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 TWIG 82-25226               39  24  0  217  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     34  20  0  217  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        68  64  2  215  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         60  30  4  213  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 POSITIVE 26-3633           131  97  0  212  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           53  21  2  212  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LOCKED IN 32-4049           48  27  2  212  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 BURST 25-3654               53  41  1  211  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 SUICIDE 21-4832             20   6  1  211  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     41  38  0  210  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        30  22  1  210  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           39  25  1  209  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    46  44  2  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLONDIE 36-5723             43  27  1  207  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 HUGGY 1-2227                56  45  3  206  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          39  20  2  206  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPAZ 82-6629                20   2  1  206  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        68  60  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  25  0  205  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      38  30  2  204  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 CARPET BURN 3-5698          69  70  0  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       50  49  0  203  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CUDDLY 1-1900               42  18  0  203  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 LADY BEAR 1-4224            38  18  1  203  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            32   7  1  203  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          65 103  4  201  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 SMUNCH 18-8337              46  12  2  201  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    46  39  1  201  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
-MONTANA BEAR 7-3253         30  11  0  201  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     146 177  2  200  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 FOG 21-4416                 80  78  0  200  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         79  45  1  200  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-PERSEUS 72-1612             54  34  1  200  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     28  17  3  200  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   32  33  1  199  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        24  21  1  199  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 SKYWISE 11-5687             47  55  1  198  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      39  33  3  198  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ACK VERT 18-7429            75  49  1  197  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      44  30  0  197  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK BEAR 35-3054          42  14  1  197  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           39  25  1  197  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     32  18  2  197  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       36  20  1  196  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 GREMLIN 28-2132             28  11  0  196  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 BELIAL 7-3838              161  83  3  195  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 JOHN 29-4177                65 108  1  195  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-BRUNO 51-4332               48  24  2  195  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         43  50  2  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          36  29  2  195  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       16   4  0  195  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    31  19  1  194  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        27  17  0  194  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 QUINTAL 18-8341             37  26  2  193  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         37  43  0  193  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        33  16  0  193  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
-SEX CAMEL 82-25548          28  31  4  193  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 LETHE 9-4782                62  66  3  192  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    34  23  5  192  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-RICO 51-5016                31  16  1  192  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         50  45  1  191  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        25  34  2  191  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 KRAMER 47-5191              25  20  0  191  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          46  31  2  190  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 EVERSTORM 69-641            78  85  2  189  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-JR. GORK 48-1909            48  27  0  189  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         22  10  0  189  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      74  62  0  188  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         53  21  0  188  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       47  69  0  188  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     39  50  2  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SCRAG 82-1704               15   9  0  188  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  69  0  187  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        37  35  0  187  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             30   9  0  187  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 MANTISSA 82-9324            35  21  3  185  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 JACKASS 21-4526             36  41  0  184  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              30  40  0  184  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   30  23  0  184  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 HONEY 11-6368               27  36  2  184  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      46  59  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       45  45  3  183  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BUBBA 7-4833                44  94  0  183  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      77  90  3  182  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             38  34  1  181  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAGMAN 4-5890               36  33  1  180  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 POTOMACC 21-5489            34  39  1  179  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          45  50  0  178  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        20  33  0  178  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
-T. ZER 9-5011               28  17  2  177  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 KAIDEN 35-3108             114 119  2  176  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           63  60  0  176  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHIP 60-4413                18  19  1  175  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 QUASAR 18-5925              50  62  0  174  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 DIESEL 26-4277              33  54  0  174  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           26   2  1  172  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HOFFA 49-3185               72 140  0  171  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DONAHAR 24-3006             32  26  0  170  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       69  73  1  169  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  48  2  167  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 SEGAL 14-3779               28  16  0  167  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 HALO 11-6189                27  11  2  167  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 OTIS 3-6501                 25  11  4  164  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             39  41  0  163  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           14   5  1  163  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
-COBRA 29-4355               25  23  1  162  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        36  58  0  161  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        20  25  0  161  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             25  12  3  159  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       49  55  0  156  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 TELA 30-2973                35  46  1  153  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      55  71  0  150  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     33  14  0  150  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 NICKEL 26-4240              29  28  0  149  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            79  96  4  148  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            28   9  0  148  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 HARRY SELDON 82-18333       16   6  2  145  FOUNDATION ARMY (5158)     DWES EG
-SCRAG 96-1173               21   9  4  144  SCRAG IS... (5052)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     9   3  0  141  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          32  38  1  136  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910          36  10  0  135  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       27  22  0  135  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 LA TOUR 18-8525             30  36  0  130  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         26  22  1  130  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         26  35  1  130  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 AZMUS 82-4139               14   9  0  129  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      34  36  0  128  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            26  10  1  122  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     26   8  1  121  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           36  63  0  120  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PELICAN 41-3949             23  15  0  119  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           20   7  2  119  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 JONES 14-1283               33 170  6  118  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           12   5  1  117  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 CALYX 30-4151               20  11  1  116  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          31  18  0  114  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-JEFFRO 62-3410              31  20  0  113  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-'SLOSHERS 18-8460           19  53  0  110  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 ADAM 7-4830                 44  94  2  109  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     18  16  4  107  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       36  25  1  106  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-KO LAO-DEN 65-6614          25  26  2  103  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 BERTHA 30-4469              36  26  1  102  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            25  20  3  101  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JERICO 7-4862               40  91  1  100  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 MARCIANO 96-1446            17  20  6   99  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-ALOURSHIN 12-6126           22  31  1   98  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
-ANDILLIA 14-4255            22  32  0   98  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR
 REM 74-2853                 24  13  0   97  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  40  1   97  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-INDEMOS 15-4668             24  23  1   96  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         19  27  0   96  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-DARK STAR 30-4468           34  26  2   95  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584      6   3  0   95  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 CHASITY BELT 18-6507        27   9  0   93  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         24  13  0   92  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      19  25  4   91  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         29  10  0   88  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MIPPLE 62-3513              18  14  0   88  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 CLOVER 36-5959              17  17  2   86  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 MOOPS! 18-8662              28  28  2   85  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-MARI COY 2-5342             24  12  1   85  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    24  15  0   85  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-JIGGER KREE 78-2631         18  30  0   84  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
-RED LANCE 7-1205            21  19  1   83  SENTINELS (734)            BONSUR
-SUE NAMI 29-4097            20  22  0   82  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 FORK BALL 4-6244            18   1  0   82  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-BONEDUST 21-6098            21  18  0   81  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 EXODUS 17-6327              17   4  0   81  THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228)   ALJAFIR
 MARCIE 36-6076              15  12  1   81  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 SCANDALF 4-6219             23  22  0   79  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      21  16  0   73  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            20  17  2   73  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-DARRON LINZ 40-4159         18  17  1   72  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182         17   8  1   72  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      13   6  0   72  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 CRAZED 35-3078              20   9  1   70  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DIO 62-3336                 17  10  0   69  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      4   0  0   69  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
 AUJARD 8-4639               21  23  0   66  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 PANTHER 60-7320             15  16  1   66  SILENT WARRIORS (5307)     ARADI
 OK10 82-13420               12   8  3   66  GO9 (5240)                 DWES EG
-NITROGLYCERIN 25-2742       17  13  1   65  DARK FORCES (5346)         LYRATILAN
-L.A. WOMAN 65-6317          20  20  1   64  KILLER TUNES (4474)        DAL SHANG
 OSTRICH 41-3970             19  18  0   63  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 BIG MAC 30-4547             23  24  1   62  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 OH WELL 22-6518             18  25  1   62  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          21  14  1   61  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  20  12  1   61  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          17   5  1   60  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           34 111  0   59  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             24  15  0   59  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 PEA POD 33-7338             16   5  0   59  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 MANALGER 96-986              7   9  4   59  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   2   6  0   59  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC
 HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      18  25  2   58  STEEL CRUSADE (625)        SEAM
 FRANK 3-5707                58 117  1   57  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MENTAL 25-5075              17  12  1   57  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 DALE 56-3112                18   5  2   56  RESCUE RANGERS (5288)      ROCANIS
 MAGENTA 3-5711              62 112  0   54  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 STEINBACH 30-4473           26  38  0   53  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-FARON 35-3954               16   5  0   53  CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107)    MURSKA
-SARDINE SALLY 10-5760       16   5  0   53  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
-TIRALEA FLETE 24-4697       14  11  0   53  KRILL CAVALRY (3709)       ZORPUNT
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           6   5  0   53  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-NIKITA 36-6639              13   7  1   52  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          27  34  1   51  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-EURO SHARK 62-4052          14   7  0   49  AS SEEN ON TV (4499)       VALAMANTIS
 SIR LANCELOT 82-5350        10   7  0   49  ROUND TABLE (4960)         DWES EG
-FRILLED DRAGON 75-2329      14   6  0   48  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 RAINSONG 11-6128            31  50  0   46  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 NORM 62-3260                19  17  1   44  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155           9   3  4   43  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 TATHARLI 33-4505            29  54  0   38  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 LEGALASS 4-6217             23  21  1   38  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         18  23  1   38  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 JOHN 96-1187                 7   6  4   30  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 SHOCKING 2-5352             14  11  0   27  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  50  2   26  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
MANALGER 96-986             7   9  4 DUELMASTERS NICKN 4824 CLOVER 36-5959         532
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016        43  50  2 PENTARCHIE-18 4391     DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 532

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Grotesque Zombie -- Indeed, very... abnormal in appearance.  I commend to you the
benefits of a normal human form, as rendering it easier to grip weapons.  A little
caffeine before the battle would do you no harm, either. -- Lethe
P.S.  Not to mention armor.

Diesel -- Phew!  The fumes and the noise were awful!  But if you want to run me down,
you're going to need a better turning radius, because I am not going to stand still
and make it easy. -- Delice the Red
P.S.  You might want to look into whatever is the diesel equivalent of carb-cleaner,
too.

Crazed -- Ah, I've been warned about the ill temper and general touchiness of she-
bears, and I was all set to soothe you down.  And you turned out to be, relatively
speaking, easy.  That was disconcerting.  Are you feeling well?  Maybe need to
hibernate for a while?  Feel free.  I'm not going anywhere, and we can get together
again later. -- True Blue

Jr. Gork -- I don't suppose you can do a thing about being a gork, ie, you're stuck
with it.  But you don't have to DRESS like one!  For a start, get rid of the pocket
protector and the glasses mended with duck tape.  Ditch the knee-length gray robe and
the clerk's slippers.  Put yourself in my hands and I'll give you a whole new look.
You'll be AMAZED at the difference it will make in your life. -- Ho-Chan the Axe,
licensed philanthropist

     Your should listen to him, Mr. Gork.  When it comes to fashion, Ho-Chan knows
     how to make a statement. -- Galen

Hoen Vanderbilt -- Wow, an authetnic living fossil!  I am honored. -- Tatharli
P.S.  So, is a "steel crusade" a battle or campaign to improve the quality of the
smelteries and foundries?  We HAVE graduated from wrought iron, you know.

Legalass -- What are you doing here?  Shouldn't you be in Crysalis with Scandalf? --
the Dogs of War

Shirley -- That was a good challenge and a good fight.  I had hoped to teach you a
skill or two, but evidently you weren't in the mood to learn.  Tsk.  But thanks for
the attention. -- Gazelle

Moops! -- Strange name.  It's almost "spoon" spelled backwards, which would be a
battle cry and very appropriate... but not quite. -- Rem

Dio -- Good job.  With your help, I hope to be able to convince my manager to let me
stop fighting. -- Sleepwalker

6 December 2006
ANNOUNCING THE NO-TOURNAMENT ARENA (81)

As an American I honor my cultural heritage by stealing any good idea.  This idea was
originally proposed by Lord Xiang in November 2005.  RSI will be opening the arena
(81) for teams willing to sign the following pledge:

*  I pledge that I will not send warriors from this arena to a Tournament, nor will I
   use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this arena.
*  I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
   preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
*  I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
*  I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.
*  I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1.  No tournament play for warriors in this arena (Dead tournament or otherwise).
2.  One team per manager.
3.  Teams start with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena.
5.  Twenty teams required, per RSI.
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead).
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

The main purpose of the Player Committee is to maintain fair play in the arena:
*  Warriors that participate in Tournaments will be sent to the Dark Arena until they
   are dead.  This means that the Player Committee has the power to send another

   player's warrior to the Dark Arena
*  Managers that abuse the rules of the Arena may be banned/transferred from the
   Arena.

The player with the most votes for Chairman will fill slot 1 [Chairperson] and that
term expires end of March 2007.
The player with the most votes overall will fill slot 5 and that term expires end of
November 2007.
The player with the second most votes overall will fill slot 4 and that term expires
end of September 2007.
The player with the third most votes overall will fill slot 3 and that term expires
end of November 2007.
The player with the fourth most votes overall will fill slot 2 and that term expires
end of May 2007.

During the month that the chairperson's term expires the Player Committee will select
one of the remaining 4 players to be the next chairperson.  During the month that any
member's term expires the arena will vote for a different player to join the Players'
Committee.

If you want to be a candidate for the player committee:
1.  Post a message in the Duel2 Forum at
    http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Forums
2.  E-Mail Deke at DekeYoung@Comcast.NET
3.  Send a Diplomatic Note to Doc LeGrand's Lab [ARENA 81]

There are 4 steps to joining this arena
1) Send in a new team rollup to RSI with the following pledge taped/stapled to the
rollup sheet, or transfer a ZERO FIGHT EQUIVALENT TEAM to Arena 81 and send RSI the
following form.

No-Tournament Arena (81)
*  I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
   use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
*  I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
   preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
*  I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
*  I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.
*  I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to
   the Dark Arena until they are dead.

[Sign your name here ..............................................................]

2) [Optional] post a message on the Duel 2 Forums in the Creating a No-Tournament
   Arena thread
   
http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2296&am
p;sid=
   94ebf69603ccaf5c7dbf1b19da799732
3) [Optional] send an e-mail to DekeYoung@Comcast.NET with your team name
4) [Optional] Send a Diplomatic Note to Doc LeGrand's Lab in Arena 81 with your team
   name and intent to join Arena 81 and abide by the Arena rules.

     RSI will be processing overviews for this arena as soon as you send them into
RSI.
     The first turn will run in January 2007.  This will be a normal speed arena.
     While I am encouraging everyone to use TEAM MAINTENANCE it is not mandatory.
The intent is that players that run turns will run a full team.  One warrior teams
are discouraged and will a topic for the Player Committee to resolve.
     I also encourage players to join the Duel2 Yahoo Group for faster updates and
feedback.  http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/duel/

There are already 29 managers already committed to the project
x    Apex = CAROLINA BLUE -- Cf PC -- Cf PCC
x    Bill (I think this is the same person) = CLUB CUTTHROAT
x    Blackstorm = DARK ENCLAVE -- Cf PC
     Master Darque = DARQUE AGES
x    DeGotti = CULT OF BACCHUS
x    Deke = DOC LEGRAND'S LAB
     Den = BIG LAKE OUTCASTS
x    Drake = DRAKE'S HARDWARE -- Cf PC
     Ghab = ASSASSIN NATION
     Grimm = FURRY FURY
     Hammer = AARDVARK HAMMERZ
     Ikillu = BATTLE GRUNTS
x    Indimar = AS SEEN ON TV II
x    Kat = KATHOUSE
x    Kellumbo = KELLUMBO'S KIDS
x    Le Pentarque = LA PENTARCHIE
x    Master Beru = CHILDHOOD HEROES -- Cf PC
x    Nomad = DRAGONBANE GUILD
     Nuln = RED IRON KNIGHTS
x    Pauly = ALE HOUSE MERCS
     Ragnarokwolf = RAGNAROK'S WOLVES
x    Rillon = THE DRAUGS
x    Roadkill = STREET WALKERS
     Seraphim = LEGION OF SOLITUDE
     Silas = GRIFFONRAWL MMA
     SlugBait = ORCS HATE PHYSICS
x    Terminator = WARMASTERS
x    The Consortium = LIFE IMPACTS -- Cf PC -- Cf PCC
     Woody

X  = 17 Team Rollups received by RSI as of 29 November 2006
Cf = Candidate for
PC = Player Committee
PCC = Player Committee Chairperson

     Deke Young will not be part of the inaugural Player Committee, maybe later once
the Arena direction has been developed.
     Any questions can be directed to DekeYoung@Comcast.NET
     I will track Awards in Arena 81, which will be posted on a web site and included
in the following turn's newsletter.

The Honor of Sunset Award:
     The first team to reach 10 Team Kills.  In the case that there is more than one
team that achieves 10 Team Kills on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the team
with the most kills.  If two or more teams are tied for Team Kills, I will prolong
the contest until one team has the most Kills in the Arena (it does not have to be
one of the teams that first reached 10 Team Kills.)

The Race to Victory Award:
     The first team to reach 75 Team Wins.  In the case that there is more than one
team that reaches 75 Team wins on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the team
with the most wins.  If two or more teams are tied for Team Wins, I will prolong the
contest until one team has the most wins in the Arena (it does not have to be one of
the teams that first reached 75 Team Wins.)

The Commitment to Change Award:
     The first team to reach 125 Team Fights.  In the case that there is more than
one team that reaches 125 Team Fights on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the
team with the most fights.  If two or more teams are tied for Team Fights, I will
prolong the contest until one team has the most fights in the Arena (it does not have
to be one of the teams that first reached 125 Team Fights.)  I hope I never give out
this award {figure it out on your own.}

The Team Advancement Award:
     The first team to graduate 5 warriors to ADM.  In the case that there is more
than 1 team that graduates 5 warriors on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the
first team to graduate 6 warriors.  In the case that there is more than 1 team that
graduates 6 warriors on the same turn, I will pay the Award to the first team to
graduate 7 warriors, and so on.

The Iron Throne Award:
     The first team to hold the Duelmaster for 10 turns STARTING ON TURN 11.

The Stylemaster Award.
     The first team to hold the Stylemaster Award in 7 different styles, STARTING ON
TURN 11.  If two teams obtain Stylemaster Awards in 7 styles on the same turn, the
goal will be increased to 8 Styles.

Team Recognition Points:  The total recognition points for all warriors in the arena
The Iron Throne Ledger:  We will track who has been the Duelmaster every turn in
     Arena history.
Iron Throne Counter:  The total number of times a team has been the Duelmaster.
Composite Team Stylemaster awards:  The number of times a team has had any of the 10
     Stylemasters.  Having 2 Stylemasters = 2 points that turn.
Challenge win percentage:  How often your warriors win when they challenge.
Challenge Defender rate:  How often your warriors win when they WERE challenged.
Team Invitations:  Number of warriors graduated to ADM.
Team Graduation Rate:  Total team fights/Graduated Warriors.
Team Kill Percentage:  Total of team Kills/Team Fights
Team Death Percentage:  Total of Team Deaths/Team Fights
Team Revenge Rate: Number of Deaths/BloodFeuds Revenged (Note that the Dark Arena
     will be counted as not-revenged.)  You only get credit for one successful
     BloodFeud per death (though I encourage you to BloodFeud all 4 turns.)
Current Win Streaks:  Warriors that have gone the most turns without losing or
     missing a turn.
Team Yahtzee counter:  Number of times a team has gone 5-0 in a turn.
Team Bagel counter:  Number of times a team has fought without a win.
Team Dark Arena counter:  Number of times each team has used the Dark Arena.
The Most Feared (avoided) Team counter:  Number of turns that team was the most
     avoided team.

     We will create a web page just for Arena 81 category leaders.
     Hope to see you there. -- Deke

18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B.  I have resigned as of 10-23-06.  Thank you.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JOHNNY B GOODE devastated ACK VERT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ERICKA BEARICKA was narrowly defeated by COUCH POTATO in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
DARK TYPHLOSION defeated SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
TOUCHDOWN TALON! was devastated by IN THE PIG! in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SMUNCH was bested by CROCONAW in a action packed 3 minute Challenge brawl.
THIRD OMEN savagely defeated FOG in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
ALBINO RAINBOW handily defeated PUDDING PARADE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
REAL GUANO won victory over BLACK ARCHER in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
GYRADOS vanquished DEATH STAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
POSITIVE luckily beat LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
PRONTO PONGO demolished IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KIP KILLIGAN was devastated by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DREAM CATCHER savagely defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
DIESEL viciously subdued BLOODY MOUTH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
CRAZY HORSE was viciously subdued by BUBBA in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SEGAL devastated RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BEFORE THE DAWN was savagely defeated by HORNED ONE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overpowered MARCIANO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
SHAVED MONKEY was luckily beaten by WALL OF GLASS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NEOPHYTE overpowered JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
ETERNAL D.J. was bested by JERICO in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
PEA POD defeated WALT WEISS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
SIR LANCELOT was defeated by 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
DIO savagely defeated FRANK in a action packed 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
OZYMANDIAS vanquished JOHN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PANTHER overpowered NORM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
OK10 savagely defeated MAGENTA in a popular 8 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
FORK BALL handily defeated AUJARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ELKIN HEMROCK demolished SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DONNA overpowered JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BELIAL was devastated by PUNCH IT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
KING BEAR demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered TY DEL-WAVE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SPOTTED PONY demolished BLACK BEAR in a action packed 3 minute one-sided conflict.
AUDIE MURPHY was savagely defeated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a popular 2 minute duel.
TERRIBLE TWO was demolished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LETHE was overpowered by JOE BLACK in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
HO-CHAN THE AXE was viciously subdued by BLONDIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overcome by NEPHRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BART WELLENS overpowered DARK THUNDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute uneven competition.
NORAF overpowered NUTCRACKER in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARNAL vanquished MANTISSA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
SIRTON overpowered QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT luckily beat AFRICAN GREY in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
LE PAIN DLG was murdered by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
EVIL ELMO overcame YELLOWJACKET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute contest.
WHITE WATER HIPPO overpowered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DALI PARTON subdued NECROMANCER in a popular 1 minute brawl.
KRAMER was bested by HUGGY in a 1 minute match.
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE was demolished by MARCINKO in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH defeated SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
HONEY was overpowered by FLAT TOP in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET overcame OTIS in a 2 minute contest.
SKYWISE savagely defeated JACKASS in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
BLACK MESSIAH was savagely defeated by DEATHBRINGER in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
DELICE THE RED was overpowered by SUICIDE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE NOTHING was demolished by MESSENGER BIRD in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HOT SAUCE JONES overpowered HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
LADY BEAR overpowered POTOMACC in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
TWIG overpowered ROGUE 7 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHIP was devastated by DEATH BY NPC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PERSIANA JONES overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURST viciously subdued ROMUALD B TUNE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
BAGMAN was subdued by SHIRLEY in a 2 minute duel.
PYGMY SHREW devastated HALO in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided battle.
SPAZ handily defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a action packed 8 minute mismatched match.
WEYLUND was vanquished by CRIMSON BLUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARPET BURN demolished CADEX CFM in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
SCRAG was demolished by LOCKED IN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
ALVIN YORK was devastated by BLAK MASK in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
EVERSTORM was defeated by GREMLIN in a action packed 4 minute match.
KAIDEN subdued GAZELLE in a popular 3 minute contest.
NICKEL was demolished by DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
QUASAR subdued LA TOUR in a 2 minute duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER was unbelievably bested by VIOLENT VOLE in a 3 minute match.
JONES was narrowly defeated by DIRT BAG in a exciting 13 minute bloody competition.
DADDY BEAR was savagely defeated by TIMMAAAY in a popular 8 minute gory bout.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was overcome by STORMBLADE in a popular 3 minute melee.
TREESTUMP was overpowered by BLOWN AWAY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PELICAN subdued CHIMLEVTAL SLIM in a popular 1 minute duel.
AZMUS devastated ADAM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
OILY BIRD was devastated by HARRY SELDON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
STRONGBOW was devastated by TELA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE 13TH WARRIOR handily defeated FLABBY-O in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHICKEN HAWK overpowered BLIZZARD in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CALYX was vanquished by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
REM savagely defeated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
TATHARLI was handily defeated by DAIRY COW FOREPLAY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated TRUE BLUE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided competition.
BERTHA overpowered OSTRICH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory uneven contest.
STEINBACH defeated LEGALASS in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
TURD BURGLAR bested EXODUS in a action packed 3 minute match.
THE SHOCKER was handily defeated by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHOCKING was handily defeated by MENTAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
BIG MAC was defeated by VINNIE THE TUSH in a action packed 3 minute fight.
SLEEPWALKER was subdued by VAMPIRE in a action packed 1 minute contest.
OH WELL was devastated by CHASITY BELT in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
FIBULARIS was devastated by MOOPS! in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLAMELESS COOK was overpowered by SHOVELING SANDY in a 6 minute one-sided duel.
MANALGER was savagely slain by CLOVER in a action packed 5 minute bloody fight.
HOEN VANDERBILT was handily defeated by SCANDALF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIPPLE subdued TWO GLASS EYES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
ZAPP BRANNIGAN subdued RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute contest.
PINK FLOYD was vanquished by CRAZED in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
MARCIE was subdued by INBRED FRED in a exciting 3 minute gory contest.
DALE overpowered PALANTIRIATHALASA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  56         AIMED BLOW       153 - 108 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      34         SLASHING ATTACK  127 - 108 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 27         LUNGING ATTACK   295 - 258 -  6      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         WALL OF STEEL    120 - 108 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  29 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  80 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         PARRY-LUNGE       57 -  73 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       81 - 123 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  44 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  30 -  0      32  |

Turn 532 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    40 - 16     AIMED BLOW        16 - 18         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        9 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK   12 - 15         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL     10 - 13         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  8         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 12     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034     49  20  2  348 CALL THE PRIEST (4839)
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNA 36-5966              38  17  1  292 BABES (3876)
AIMED BLOW       BART WELLENS 11-4848       34  19  0  279 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     92  77  3  271 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   61  53  0  266 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        91  65  1  263 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       117  65  1  259 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUGGY 1-2227               56  45  3  206 THE BEARS (979)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      50  49  0  203 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            32  26  0  170 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was OK10 82-13420.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIMMAAAY 
98-647, SPAZ 82-6629, JONES 14-1283, SIR LANCELOT 82-5350, CLOVER 36-5959, LIMPY 
TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, BLONDIE 36-5723, MARCIE 36-6076, BUBBA 7-4833, and DEATHBRINGER 
25-3728.

The least popular fighter this week was PINK FLOYD 97-2155.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143, BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362, FIBULARIS 
82-28877, SHOCKING 2-5352, TRUE BLUE 9-5203, TATHARLI 33-4505, STRONGBOW 11-5686, 
ADAM 7-4830, TREESTUMP 11-6369, and NICKEL 26-4240.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          3  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        4  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             3  7 0  CALEAM(26)           3  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            4  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  IAYE(30)             6  5 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  ARVAT(32)            2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  7 0  MURSKA(35)           4  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  2 0  JHANS(36)            4  1 1  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  DWES EG(82)         12  9 0  
TALCAMA(18)         10 10 1  RODEKI(42)           0  5 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  5 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     3  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  2 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUGGY 1-2227                56  45  3  206  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         19  27  0   96  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        117  65  1  259  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         91  65  1  263  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           53  21  2  212  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        30  22  1  210  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          36  48  2  167  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                62  66  3  192  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          32  38  1  136  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        34  19  0  279  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    46  39  1  201  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               28  16  0  167  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         24  13  0   92  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      92  77  3  271  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      18  25  2   58  STEEL CRUSADE (625)        SEAM
 CARNAL 21-5388              60  54  0  284  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 BLIZZARD 22-6504            25  20  3  101  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 CROCONAW 24-4475            39  20  1  255  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               53  41  1  211  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        68  64  2  215  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 GREMLIN 28-2132             28  11  0  196  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         60  30  4  213  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 NEPHRON 30-4147             65  60  1  223  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        33  16  0  193  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      49  20  2  348  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           20   7  2  119  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           62  26  3  223  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               38  17  1  292  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     41   9  1  227  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        25  34  2  191  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    46  44  2  207  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DADDY BEAR 46-1910          36  10  0  135  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              25  20  0  191  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           39  25  1  209  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               72 140  0  171  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      77  90  3  182  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 CHIP 60-4413                18  19  1  175  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       34  10  0  253  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        68  60  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     41  38  0  210  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          36  29  2  195  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    102  49  2  242  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       27  22  0  135  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      4   0  0   69  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       36  20  1  196  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          39  20  2  206  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              34  24  1  273  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  30  6  219  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             77  35  5  220  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             25  12  3  159  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  44  17  5  252  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE