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Date   : 01/30/2007    Duedate: 02/12/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-534

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  771  438 10 63.8      INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                
  2 SCUM 65/3594         2929 1878 57 60.9      ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                    
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                 
    F BALLS 4/5204                              PARKO RAMA 82/4867                    
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    BABES 36/3876                            10 VILLAINS 82/5171     1887 1519 22 55.4
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         POWER PLAY 82/5179                    
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                
    THE BEARS 46/712                            TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           NEVERWAKE 11/5220                     
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                  
    THE BEARS 48/677                            THUNDR + LITENING 18/483              
    THE BEARS 1/979                          11-FIRE DECK 38/5130     590  480  6 55.1
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                  
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839               
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         WATER DECK 24/4935                    
  3 ENVENOMED 82/4693     696  463 11 60.1      ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    INCANTATION 18/5178                      12 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    256  213  2 54.6
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
  4 WANNABEES 71/4626    1720 1217 20 58.6      DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    MAFIA DUDES 73/5345                      13 MADTOWN 25/5125        13   11  0 54.2
    STOOPID MOVIES 82/4759                   14 FLAMING DEAT 32/5353  895  790 10 53.1
    THE GUARDIANS II 18/4628                 15 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   192  171  3 52.9
    MY HEROES! 82/4199                          VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    THE RED REAVERS 28/1099                     MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    FOUNDATION ARMY 82/5158                     BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    WEIRD STUFF II 69/5177                      SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348                  CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    DINO DUDES II 82/5351                       PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
  5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    42   30  1 58.3   16 WARCKERS 26/2633      140  132  3 51.5
  6 EVENGATE 21/3909      792  583 10 57.6      MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
  7-GO9 82/5240           253  191  3 57.0      SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    D.A.X.'S RUNNERS 61/5023                    MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    GORGONITES II 82/4335                       100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
    SMALL SOLDIERS 82/4543                      THE CODA 71/3424                      
    BLOOD OATH 30/4879                          DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    THE OLD TESTAMENT 17/5228                17 STREET PIZZA 18/786   110  107  1 50.7
    SILENT WARRIORS 60/5307                     STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    MIDGETS 62/5221                             GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    ROUND TABLE 82/4960                      18 BARHOPPERS 25/4686      9    9  0 50.0
  8 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   41   32  0 56.2   19 GRIM FANDANG 21/4581  237  248  3 48.9
  9 PIMPS 9/4318          209  167  1 55.6   20 FANTASIA 1/4914      1211 1305 11 48.1

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                     RESCUE RANGERS 56/5288                
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      27 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    59   74  0 44.4
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                  28 REDHORSE 56/3727      303  388  1 43.8
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     29-JUST CHILLIN 22/5043   12   16  0 42.9
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   30 D.R.I. 21/5306         70   95  0 42.4
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                     FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  31 RIO VISTANS 62/4390     8   11  0 42.1
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     32 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   12   18  0 40.0
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   33 ELFQUEST 11/4928      191  337  3 36.2
 21 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  371  404  1 47.9      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                       SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 22 DREAMERS 13/5350      240  263  6 47.7      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 23 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    964 1077  8 47.2   34-CHILDHOOD TR 60/5349   41   75  0 35.3
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     35 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   21   40  0 34.4
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 36 MEN 29/4412           890 1773 17 33.4
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 STORIES 49/2835                       
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    MIKES 14/3982                         
 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1265 1449 20 46.6   37 BLUE MOON 9/3907      592 1179  5 33.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 25 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  720  868  8 45.3      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 26-BIRDS 41/4735         272  330  4 45.2      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                   38 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  126  263  0 32.4
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    39 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    3    9  0 25.0
    ERRATA 25/3564                           40 STEEL CRUSADE 20/625    0    4  0  0.0
    ERRATA 36/5266                           41 STEEL THUNDE 12/5352    0    3  0  0.0
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          42-SPORTS 21/5347          0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Lords and Ladies of Talahya Arena!

     Hello!  Well met!  I missed you last cycle.
     Since Johnny B. Goode didn't fight this cycle, the title was determined in a
random match.  Our top lunger, DONNA (36-5966) (38-17-1,292) of BABES fought THIRD
OMEN (6-5862) (54-21-2,233) of DARK PANTHEON.  DONNA demolished THIRD OMEN in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided Title fight.  What can I say, except:
Congratulations, Donna.  I hope to see a column from you next cycle.  Please?
     Dark Pantheon was avoided by Center for Olds.  Well done, in my opinion.  If I
ran any chance of having to fight those guys, I would avoid them like the plague,
too.  Fog, a charming and enigmatic golem, was most challenged.  SMUNCH (18-8337)
(47-12-2,210) of THUNDR + LITENING challenged FOG (21-4416) (80-79-0,207) of
EVENGATE.  SMUNCH savagely defeated FOG in an exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge
fight.  You see, Fog, you should have been avoiding Thundr + Litening.
     No one was killed.  And thank the gods for that!
     No one will be surprised to hear that Ho-Chan the Axe is still our Overall
Popularity Leader.  What's not to like?  BLONDIE (36-5723) (44-27-1,222) of BABES
fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (147-177-2,217) of SAND DANCERS.  BLONDIE savagely
defeated HO-CHAN THE AXE in an action packed 3 minute gory fight.  In the first
place, Ho-Chan's fights are always full of action.  In the second place, his costumes
are gorgeous.  In the third place, there is something atavistic in our spectators
that loves to see a beautiful costume hacked to rags.  Not to mention the ladies who
hope to see the muscular warrior sans costume.
     The Butcher was this cycle's favorite, as voted upon by the spectators.
MARCINKO (97-961) (78-35-5,237) of ROGUE WARRIOR fought THE BUTCHER (21-5374) (43-21-
0,292) of NASTY MOB.  MARCINKO savagely defeated THE BUTCHER in an action packed 8
minute gory duel.  Despite the length of the fight, this was not a "scum sympathy
vote."  You'll note that Marcinko was also one of this cycle's most popular fighters.
This was a close, hard-fought, very exciting battle.
     Now if you want to talk scum, look at Chasm of Ignorance and Mayla tyl Crena,
our least popular and second least popular warriors this cycle.  CHASM OF IGNORANCE
(4-4186) (31-23-0,211) of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113) (35-20-
0,240) of FEAR FACTORY III.  CHASM OF IGNORANCE outlasted MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd
boring 28 minute brutal fight.  Personally, I respect defensive warriors.  They have
their place.  Some chaos creatures are best opposed by a masterful defense.  And
that's what the arena system is all about, preparing warriors to defend the Gates
against invaders from the realms of Chaos.  But we all know the spectators don't care
for so much wary circling, and conserving of energy.  So there you have it.  An
undeserved slight handed to a pair of warriors who might one day save the world.
     In conclusion, I would like to address the issue of chaos versus order.  Now I'm
not talking about the kind of chaos that comes through the dimensional gates and
threatens to conquer our fair land.  I'm talking about chaos in our own personal
lives.  Also known by other names:  freedom, spontaneity, unfettered delight, wearing
unmatched socks, the Staff of Sanity.  And then there's...order.  Like when your
doctor orders you to make your life more regular.  Regular meals.  Regular exercise.
Regular sleep.  Also known as:  tedium, regimentation, schedule slavery, and The Urge
to Scream Loudly and Run Naked Through the Streets.  How does one achieve a necessary
compromise between mental and physical health?  Damned if I know.  You tell me.
     Gotta go now.  It's (shudder) bedtime.  And it's not even midnight.

                               Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONNA 36-5966               39  17  1  320  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      50  20  2  363  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 CARNAL 21-5388              62  54  0  319  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         93  65  1  307  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SIRTON 82-9190              36  24  1  299  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 NORAF 82-3856               61  30  0  275  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    104  49  2  267  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 MARCINKO 97-961             79  35  5  256  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
-CROCONAW 24-4475            39  20  1  255  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
-PUNCH IT 82-1193            34  14  2  253  GORGONITES II (4335)       DWES EG
-ELKIN HEMROCK 61-2596       34  10  0  253  D.A.X.'S RUNNERS (5023)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        70  60  1  250  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           41  25  1  245  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      78  84 17  239  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             22   6  1  237  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 POSITIVE 26-3633           133  97  0  236  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          67 103  4  235  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 KING BEAR 35-3629           63  26  3  235  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             45  27  1  230  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ACK VERT 18-7429            77  49  1  229  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-GYRADOS 24-4476             42  23  0  229  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          41  20  2  227  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 BELIAL 7-3838              163  83  3  224  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
-NEPHRON 30-4147             65  60  1  223  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       38  16  2  222  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-LOCKED IN 32-4049           49  27  2  221  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     34  18  2  221  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             34  26  0  221  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   32  23  0  221  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SMUNCH 18-8337              48  12  2  219  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  30  6  219  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        35  20  0  216  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 EVERSTORM 69-641            80  85  2  215  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    47  39  1  215  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         80  46  1  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      78  91  3  214  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 SAIONJI 73-4447             28  12  1  214  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         62  57  1  213  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  62  0  211  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         69  88  3  211  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LETHE 9-4782                63  67  3  211  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-BURST 25-3654               53  41  1  211  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        25  22  1  210  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         24  10  0  210  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         43  22  0  209  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         52  45  1  208  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            45  31  1  208  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MANTISSA 82-9324            37  21  3  208  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   86  71  3  207  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        69  65  2  207  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        39  35  0  207  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
-MONTANA BEAR 7-3253         30  12  0  207  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             55  35  1  206  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   34  33  1  206  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             27  12  3  206  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        118  66  1  205  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FOG 21-4416                 80  80  0  205  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
-CARPET BURN 3-5698          69  70  0  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 KRAMER 47-5191              26  21  0  203  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   78  54  0  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    62  54  0  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        27  19  0  202  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     147 178  2  201  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPAZ 82-6629                21   3  1  201  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 QUASAR 18-5925              51  63  0  200  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     41  10  1  200  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 RICO 51-5016                32  16  1  200  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 FALCON 82-11173             31  16  1  200  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           50  23  4  199  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          47  32  2  199  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 JOHN 29-4177                65 110  1  198  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
-BLACK BEAR 35-3054          42  14  1  197  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 TWIG 82-25226               40  25  0  197  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         38  44  0  197  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           54  22  2  196  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       51  50  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BUBBA 7-4833                44  96  0  196  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    32  19  1  196  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        30  24  1  196  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-GREMLIN 28-2132             28  11  0  196  THE RED REAVERS (1099)     MORYA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    47  45  2  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SKYWISE 11-5687             47  57  1  195  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TELA 30-2973                36  47  1  195  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          39  28  2  194  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  21  0  194  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            33   8  1  194  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             30  11  0  194  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       17   5  0  194  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      45  31  0  193  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          29  32  4  193  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      93  78  3  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-CUDDLY 1-1900               42  19  0  192  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      39  31  2  192  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 WEYLUND 82-3660             39  35  1  192  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  26  0  192  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-JR. GORK 48-1909            48  28  0  191  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  44  19  5  191  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        25  34  2  191  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-HUGGY 1-2227                56  46  3  190  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         54  22  0  190  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       47  71  0  189  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     42  39  0  189  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
-TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    34  24  5  189  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 QUINTAL 18-8341             38  27  2  188  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ODDJOB 82-18436             23  13  1  188  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-SCRAG 82-1704               15   9  0  188  MY HEROES! (4199)          DWES EG
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         43  52  2  187  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LADY BEAR 1-4224            38  19  1  187  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            81  96  4  186  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 BRUNO 51-4332               48  25  2  186  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      40  34  3  186  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     28  19  3  186  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 MAX BEAR 7-3324             47  32  0  185  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 STONEHEAD 26-3199           33  28  1  185  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           14   5  1  185  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
-JACKASS 21-4526             36  41  0  184  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        35  24  3  184  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         60  32  4  183  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      47  60  0  183  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       46  46  3  182  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     39  52  2  182  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       36  22  1  182  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 DIESEL 26-4277              34  55  0  182  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  49  2  181  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 BAGMAN 4-5890               37  34  1  181  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           39  27  1  179  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-KIP KILLIGAN 82-2823        20  33  0  178  SMALL SOLDIERS (4543)      DWES EG
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          46  51  0  176  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  71  0  176  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           28   2  1  176  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           63  62  0  175  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          37  30  2  175  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 POTOMACC 21-5489            34  41  1  175  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 HONEY 11-6368               28  37  2  175  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-CHIP 60-4413                18  19  1  175  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
-TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        33  17  0  173  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              30  42  0  173  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 SEGAL 14-3779               29  16  0  169  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       38  30  5  168  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        36  60  0  167  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       70  74  1  164  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CALYX 30-4151               22  11  1  163  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      56  72  0  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             39  43  0  162  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HOFFA 49-3185               72 142  0  161  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-BLOODY MOUTH 30-3823        20  25  0  161  BLOOD OATH (4879)          IAYE
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           14   7  1  161  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       50  56  0  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     34  14  0  160  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 T. ZER 9-5011               28  18  2  159  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         27  23  1  159  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  35  1  157  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108             115 120  2  150  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-NICKEL 26-4240              29  28  0  149  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         26  13  0  148  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
-HARRY SELDON 82-18333       16   6  2  145  FOUNDATION ARMY (5158)     DWES EG
 HALO 11-6189                27  13  2  144  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           38  63  0  143  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-THE 13TH WARRIOR 82-6346     9   3  0  141  STOOPID MOVIES (4759)      DWES EG
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          32  40  1  138  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 COBRA 29-4355               25  24  1  137  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         21  27  0  137  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            29  10  0  136  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
-DADDY BEAR 46-1910          36  10  0  135  THE BEARS (712)            ARDIVENT
-LA TOUR 18-8525             30  37  0  134  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 OTIS 3-6501                 26  12  4  134  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 JONES 14-1283               33 172  6  132  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-ONE-TIMER 60-7169           40  10  0  130  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
-CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     19  16  4  129  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 BERTHA 30-4469              36  28  1  128  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-BLIZZARD 22-6504            26  20  3  128  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 MARCIANO 96-1446            19  20  6  125  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            26  10  1  122  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 AZMUS 82-4139               15  10  0  122  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          32  19  0  121  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-PELICAN 41-3949             23  15  0  119  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584      8   3  0  118  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       27  24  0  114  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           20   9  2  111  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 JERICO 7-4862               41  92  1  110  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      34  38  0  108  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     26  10  1  106  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MARCIE 36-6076              17  12  1  102  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADAM 7-4830                 44  96  2  100  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       36  27  1   99  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      23  16  0   99  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 MIPPLE 62-3513              20  14  0   99  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-CHASITY BELT 18-6507        27   9  0   93  THE GUARDIANS II (4628)    TALCAMA
-ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      20  25  4   93  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  42  1   92  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ESTRELLA 10-5681            22  24  0   90  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         30  11  0   89  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MOOPS! 18-8662              29  29  2   89  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 BIG MAC 30-4547             25  24  1   87  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 REM 74-2853                 25  14  0   87  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 AUJARD 8-4639               23  23  0   86  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-CLOVER 36-5959              17  17  2   86  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 FRANK 3-5707                59 118  1   83  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-EXODUS 17-6327              17   4  0   81  THE OLD TESTAMENT (5228)   ALJAFIR
 MANALGER 96-986              8  10  4   81  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 FORK BALL 4-6244            19   2  0   77  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          23  14  1   75  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-UNITED 32-4162              19  15  2   74  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 NORM 62-3260                21  17  1   73  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-BLAMELESS COOK 71-2362      13   6  0   72  WANNABEES (4626)           KYR'TERR
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             26  15  0   71  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          10   4  4   71  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
-CRAZED 35-3078              20   9  1   70  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    25  16  0   69  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-LULLABY LUNGER 13-4969      18  14  1   69  DREAMERS (5350)            DULLENS
-DIO 62-3336                 17  10  0   69  MIDGETS (5221)             VALAMANTIS
-VINNIE THE TUSH 73-2122      4   0  0   69  MAFIA DUDES (5345)         ERINIKA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         18   9  1   68  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 SCANDALF 4-6219             24  23  0   66  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
-BROTHER ZERO 12-6341        18  12  0   66  CULTS-R-US (5303)          RIZTAB
-PANTHER 60-7320             15  16  1   66  SILENT WARRIORS (5307)     ARADI
-OK10 82-13420               12   8  3   66  GO9 (5240)                 DWES EG
 JOHN 96-1187                 8   7  4   66  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  20  14  1   64  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-OSTRICH 41-3970             19  18  0   63  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 MAGENTA 3-5711              63 113  0   62  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-OH WELL 22-6518             18  26  1   62  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         18  15  0   61  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      18  26  2   60  STEEL CRUSADE (625)        SEAM
-DAIRY COW FOREPLA 69-15816   2   6  0   59  WEIRD STUFF II (5177)      CIMMERIAC
 DELPHIA 71-1771             24  12  0   57  THE CODA (3424)            KYR'TERR
-MENTAL 25-5075              17  12  1   57  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-WOLF CICHLID 18-9253        17   6  0   57  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         19  24  1   56  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-DALE 56-3112                18   5  2   56  RESCUE RANGERS (5288)      ROCANIS
 STEINBACH 30-4473           26  40  0   55  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         16   1  5   54  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-UGLY DUCKING 65-6771        15   8  1   54  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            20  19  2   52  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-IZUSU TROOPER 32-4062       15   6  1   52  FLAMING DEATH (5353)       ARVAT
-FRIST 22-6578               15   7  0   52  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           34 113  0   49  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 LEGALASS 4-6217             24  22  1   49  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
-SIR LANCELOT 82-5350        10   7  0   49  ROUND TABLE (4960)         DWES EG
 TATHARLI 33-4505            30  55  0   47  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          17   7  1   46  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            31  52  0   44  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          27  36  1   39  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 82-8649    12   3  0   39  DINO DUDES II (5351)       DWES EG
 PEA POD 33-7338             17   6  0   38  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           6   7  0   36  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NIKITA 36-6639              14   8  1   28  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SHOCKING 2-5352             14  11  0   27  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-SCRUB 4 82-1200              7   5  1   27  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  52  2   26  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Evil Elmo -- You really ARE twisted, as I'm sure other people have told you.  Quite
disgusting, really. -- Delice the Red
P.S.  Because of the spoliation of an icon, of course.  Anyone should understand
that!

Noraf -- Does that mean I need to rush to the Infirmary for the antidote?  Oh, wait,
I already did that, without even making the decision.  Drat.  That's expensive, and I
was a bit rash in my spending last week.  Well, nothing but to go with it now. --
Lethe

Huggy -- You'll pardon me if I don't?  Hugging bears was never my idea of Good Clean
Fun.  For one thing, you all SHED. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Nikita -- You may be a Babe, I don't say you're not, but you're no lady!  Much too
pushy and sinister. -- True Blue
P.S.  But, of course, you're Delarquan, and you'd have had to be pushy just to get
out of the kitchen, wouldn't you?

Mipple -- You Alastarians have strange names.  Makes me wish I could go home to
Ferencia.  But I can't so...oh, well. -- Tatharli
P.S.  Despite the difference in visible fights, I have this feeling that I was
overmatched against you.  Fifty points?  What were they THINKING?

Legalas and Scandalf -- Well, if you can't go to Crysalis yet--although you may, of
course, be GONE by now--you'll just have to play with us. -- Tatharli and True Blue,
same manager as Dogs of War

Timmaaay -- I do not enjoy fighting 4'11" warriors.  I do not like it, Timmaaayam.
I do not like it on the sand, I do not like it on my hand, I do not want you to part
my hair, I do not like you anywhere...and tell me how, on your thirty-eighth fight,
you could no longer train that stat?  Timmaaay, you are a prodigy.  I do not like
you fried with cheese, there's no way I like prodigies. -- Gazelle, quite disgusted
and feeling put-upon

Marcie -- Don't train that, you silly girl.  Not NOW.  But otherwise...hey, good
comeback. -- Rem

Ozymandias -- This was your twelfth fight?  Did you come back in the dead tourney
and get booted to the Isle, or what? -- Sleepwalker

24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus.  We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena.  This would not
impact the top rankings or title match.  Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option.  We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers.  If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know.  This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated.  What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVIL ELMO was viciously subdued by YELLOWJACKET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WHITE WATER HIPPO was luckily beaten by POSITIVE in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK lost to SPOTTED PONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SMUNCH savagely defeated FOG in a exciting 5 minute bloody Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH was devastated by BEACHED WHALE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NUTCRACKER devastated DIESEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
RAISON D'ETRE was handily defeated by DEATHBRINGER in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
SEX CAMEL vanquished ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over JOHN in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
PUDDING PARADE was overpowered by KRAMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HALO was defeated by CALYX in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
HORNED ONE handily defeated BERTHA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SWALLOWTAIL narrowly defeated BLAK MASK in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
DELPHIA was vanquished by AUJARD in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ETERNAL D.J. viciously subdued FRANK in a exciting 7 minute bloody Challenge fray.
FIBULARIS devastated 2 + 2 = 4 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was overpowered by REAL GUANO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
JOE BLACK overpowered R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE outlasted MAYLA TYL CRENA in a crowd boring 28 minute brutal fight.
DEATH BY NPC was beaten by LETHE in a action packed 3 minute fray.
ERICKA BEARICKA was handily defeated by GRAY WIND in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DONNA demolished THIRD OMEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BLONDIE savagely defeated HO-CHAN THE AXE in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
KING BEAR overpowered WEYLUND in a 1 minute uneven match.
MARCINKO savagely defeated THE BUTCHER in a action packed 8 minute gory duel.
MESSENGER BIRD was handily defeated by DALI PARTON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DARK THUNDER was overpowered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered SHIRLEY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
MAX BEAR was overpowered by DELICE THE RED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELIAL demolished BUBBA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
PRONTO PONGO was defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
CARNAL demolished ALBINO RAINBOW in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SUICIDE handily defeated BAGMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SNIPER BEAR demolished DREAM CATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ACK VERT vanquished TY DEL-WAVE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
NORAF beat BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 2 minute competition.
BIG STRONG MAN overcame SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute duel.
PERSIANA JONES was overpowered by SIRTON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM was devastated by DONAHAR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SKYWISE was overcome by SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET subdued VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
LADY BEAR was overpowered by SAIONJI in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SQUIRREL KILLER handily defeated STONEHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
IN-BRED BEAR vanquished HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
MANTISSA overpowered HOT SAUCE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SALENA WARSMITH was overpowered by FALCON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PERSEUS handily defeated LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
NECROMANCER demolished CRAZY HORSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EVERSTORM demolished QUINTAL in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
DEATH STAR was overpowered by QUASAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
BART WELLENS overpowered BRUNO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
ODDJOB was luckily beaten by ROMUALD B TUNE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR demolished CADEX CFM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RICO handily defeated ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute mismatched bout.
TWIG overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FIENDISH GLEE was vanquished by TELA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACK MESSIAH was defeated by SIGHTBLINDER in a action packed 3 minute melee.
DARK CHAMPION overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
PYGMY SHREW was defeated by TIMMAAAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
FLAT TOP savagely defeated POTOMACC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal duel.
THE NOTHING overpowered STORMBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WALL OF GLASS was savagely defeated by SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 3 minute fight.
FLABBY-O vanquished T. ZER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NEOPHYTE was overcome by CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute match.
HONEY vanquished JERICO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SEGAL overpowered JONES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COBRA was handily defeated by JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OTIS lost to INBRED FRED in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
GAZELLE was overpowered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MARCIANO handily defeated CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was demolished by KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHOVELING SANDY bested MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute match.
BLOWN AWAY demolished ADAM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHAVED MONKEY was overpowered by TURD BURGLAR in a exciting 4 minute uneven match.
STRONGBOW bested OILY BIRD in a 2 minute bout.
AZMUS demolished TREESTUMP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TWO GLASS EYES vanquished HOEN VANDERBILT in a 1 minute uneven match.
MARCIE handily defeated SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven match.
REM savagely defeated STEINBACH in a exciting 2 minute gory brawl.
MIPPLE overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
NORM savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was demolished by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
NIKITA was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PEA POD was devastated by JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MANALGER unbelievably bested REAGANOMICS in a popular 9 minute gory struggle.
TATHARLI overcame OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIG MAC vanquished SCANDALF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PINK FLOYD vanquished THE SHOCKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven melee.
WALT WEISS was subdued by LEGALASS in a 3 minute gruesome match.
VAMPIRE overpowered RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BIKINI LINE was handily defeated by MOOPS! in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TRUE BLUE was demolished by FORK BALL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         AIMED BLOW       156 - 112 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      28         PARRY-RIPOSTE     33 -  26 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         SLASHING ATTACK  129 - 108 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         LUNGING ATTACK   289 - 247 -  5      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         WALL OF STEEL    116 - 110 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  80 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         PARRY-LUNGE       50 -  75 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         TOTAL PARRY       79 - 121 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  45 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  33 -  0      31  |

Turn 534 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 19     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   15 - 10     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  7         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        15 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        5 - 13         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     11 - 10     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNA 36-5966              39  17  1  320 BABES (3876)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARNAL 21-5388             62  54  0  319 GRIM FANDANGO (4581)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        93  65  1  307 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734   104  49  2  267 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       70  60  1  250 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     78  84 17  239 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
TOTAL PARRY      POSITIVE 26-3633          133  97  0  236 WARCKERS (2633)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            34  26  0  221 MAGIC REALM (4987)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIMMAAAY 98-647            27  12  3  206 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     93  78  3  192 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE BUTCHER 21-5374.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARCINKO 
97-961, SMUNCH 18-8337, NORM 62-3260, BLAK MASK 21-5935, FRANK 3-5707, BLONDIE 
36-5723, SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493, YELLOWJACKET 62-3345, FLAT TOP 35-3533, and CALYX 
30-4151.

The least popular fighter this week was CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, RAINSONG 
11-6128, THE SHOCKER 2-5356, SCANDALF 4-6219, PEA POD 33-7338, NIKITA 36-6639, HOEN 
VANDERBILT 20-143, TREESTUMP 11-6369, and CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       3  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  5 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            6  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  4 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  6 0  IAYE(30)             3  6 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            3  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  9 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  5 0  DWES EG(82)         11  7 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         11  8 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  5 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          67 103  4  235  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         21  27  0  137  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         80  46  1  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         93  65  1  307  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         62  57  1  213  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              163  83  3  224  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  49  2  181  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                63  67  3  211  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          32  40  1  138  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        35  20  0  216  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        27  19  0  202  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               29  16  0  169  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         26  13  0  148  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      78  84 17  239  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      18  26  2   60  STEEL CRUSADE (625)        SEAM
 CARNAL 21-5388              62  54  0  319  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             34  26  0  221  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        25  22  1  210  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 POSITIVE 26-3633           133  97  0  236  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  62  0  211  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                65 110  1  198  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                36  47  1  195  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       38  16  2  222  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           63  26  3  235  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONNA 36-5966               39  17  1  320  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          47  32  2  199  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       51  50  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       38  30  5  168  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              26  21  0  203  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           41  25  1  245  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               72 142  0  161  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                32  16  1  200  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      78  91  3  214  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        70  60  1  250  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     42  39  0  189  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          37  30  2  175  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    104  49  2  267  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       27  24  0  114  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             55  35  1  206  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             28  12  1  214  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       36  22  1  182  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          41  20  2  227  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              36  24  1  299  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            19  20  6  125  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             79  35  5  256  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             27  12  3  206  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           50  23  4  199  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE