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Date   : 02/13/2007    Duedate: 02/26/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-535

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  771  439 10 63.7      WATER DECK 24/4935                    
  2 TURKEY DAY C 33/5358  124   74  1 62.6      ALL HALLOW'S EVE 12/5181              
  3 SCUM 65/3594         2939 1886 57 60.9      GAMMARAUDERS 12/2661                  
    F BALLS 4/5204                              ARCANE BOWL 96/5051                   
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             FREE BLADE KILLERS 96/5208            
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           INTO THE SWIM 97/5145                 
    BABES 36/3876                            14 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    260  215  3 54.7
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    THE BEARS 1/979                          15-FLAMING DEAT 32/5353  895  790 10 53.1
    THE BEARS 48/677                         16 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   196  178  3 52.4
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
  4 ENVENOMED 82/4693     702  466 11 60.1      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                      17 WARCKERS 26/2633      149  136  3 52.3
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
  5 WING HOVE 60/5360      13    9  1 59.1      SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
  6 DINO DUDES I 82/5351 1720 1218 20 58.5      BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    LITTLE BLUE FREAKS 71/5348                  SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
  7 EVENGATE 21/3909      797  589 10 57.5      SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       THE CODA 71/3424                      
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237             18 STREET PIZZA 18/786   113  107  1 51.4
  8 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    42   31  1 57.5      STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  9 MADTOWN 25/5125        14   11  0 56.0      GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
 10 PIMPS 9/4318          211  168  1 55.7      UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309              
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                   19 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     10   10  0 50.0
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                    20 GRIM FANDANG 21/4581  239  249  3 49.0
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                21 FANTASIA 1/4914      1219 1313 11 48.1
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
 11 VILLAINS 82/5171     1893 1525 22 55.4      THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
 12 BRING OUT TH 97/5144   41   33  0 55.4      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
 13-FIRE DECK 38/5130     590  480  6 55.1      THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    NUMBERS GAME 31/4642                        CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    CALL THE PRIEST 32/4839                  22 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  374  408  1 47.8

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    33-D.R.I. 21/5306         70   95  0 42.4
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
 23-DREAMERS 13/5350      240  263  6 47.7      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
 24 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    973 1079  8 47.4   34 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   50   68  0 42.4
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     35 HOGWARTS EXP 75/5359   37   51  1 42.0
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 36 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   12   19  0 38.7
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                37 ELFQUEST 11/4928      191  347  3 35.5
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 25 PHILANTHROPI 26/5357   15   17  0 46.9   38 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   22   40  0 35.5
    PHILANTHROPISTS 17/5354                  39-CHILDHOOD TR 60/5349   41   75  0 35.3
 26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1274 1450 20 46.8   40 MEN 29/4412           892 1779 17 33.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  721  868  8 45.4      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 28 GET 56/5334           276  336  4 45.1      STORIES 49/2835                       
    ERRATA 36/5266                              JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             MIKES 14/3982                         
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    41 BLUE MOON 9/3907      593 1183  5 33.4
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                              BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    BIRDS 41/4735                               THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
 29 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    60   76  0 44.1   42 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  126  266  0 32.1
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                   43 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    3   11  0 21.4
 30 REDHORSE 56/3727      304  390  1 43.8   44-STEEL CRUSADE 20/625    0    4  0  0.0
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                        45-STEEL THUNDE 12/5352    0    3  0  0.0
 31-JUST CHILLIN 22/5043   12   16  0 42.9   46 DARKOVER 66/4030        0    2  0  0.0
 32 RIO VISTANS 62/4390     9   12  0 42.9   47-SPORTS 21/5347          0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

     It's one of those "nights not fit for man nor beast."  So I hope you don't have
to be out in it.  But then you're not, are you?  Or you couldn't be reading this
report, because it would be getting sleet all over it and going limp and disgusting
in your hands.  So, I'm happy for you that you're somewhere dry and, one hopes, warm.
     We are rich in Tournament Victor challenges this cycle!  There were three!  This
is more than usual.  Yet not as many as we used to have in the old days.  I wonder if
all the Tournament Victors are in the regional arenas now?  Probably Crysalis.
Anyway, I'm pleased to note that all of our Tournament Victor challengers won!  It's
a little embarrassing when they lose, don't you agree?
     1) JOE BLACK (48-3639) (41-25-1,245) of THE BEARS TV challenged SIRTON (82-9190)
(36-24-1,299) of I AM SUCK.  JOE BLACK was devastated by SIRTON in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
     2) BLONDIE (36-5723) (45-27-1,230) of BABES TV challenged CARNAL (21-5388) (62-
54-0,319) of GRIM FANDANGO.  BLONDIE handily defeated CARNAL in an action packed 1
minute one-sided Challenge match.
     3) SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) (16-1-5,54) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged
SLEEPWALKER (74-2843) (19-24-1,56) of DARKLINGS.  SQUIRREL NUT devastated SLEEPWALKER
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
     Donna challenged, and successfully defended her Tower Guardian title.  The
lovely lunger, DONNA (36-5966) (39-17-1,320) of BABES challenged SUICIDE (21-4832)
(22-6-1,237) of APPLE CIDER.  DONNA subdued SUICIDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
Challenge Title competition.
     I'm delighted to note that the Babes avoided Rogue Warrior.  That would be
Marcinko, one of our previous and most dangerous Tower Guardians.  SPOTTED PONY (4-
3975) (93-65-1,307) of TRIBAL COUNCIL fought MARCINKO (97-961) (79-35-5,256) of ROGUE
WARRIOR.  SPOTTED PONY was demolished by MARCINKO in an exciting 4 minute mismatched
match.
     Frank was most challenged.  ETERNAL D.J. (3-5931) (30-11-0,89) of FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT challenged FRANK (3-5707) (59-118-1,83) of TRANSVESTITES.  ETERNAL D.J.
handily defeated FRANK in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Would this be the
famous Dr. Frank N. Furter?  Or some other Frank?
     Alas, our community suffered one death:  THE SHOCKER (2-5356) (17-7-1,46) of
INQUISITION SL5 fought JOHN (96-1187) (8-7-4,66) of NATURAL BORN DIERS.  THE SHOCKER
was murdered by JOHN in a 1 minute mismatched battle.  Now that was a little bit
ironic, wasn't it?  Considering that a warrior of the team Natural Born Diers (and
probably a Bloodgamer, I'm guessing?) is such an efficient killer?  Be that as it
may, I went shopping at the retail store of the Stronghold Academy and got a set of
Rechargeable Lightning Paddles, guaranteed to make you forget the most vicious
resurrection hangover.  Now all you need, Shocker, is a couple of young ladies to
paddle you with 'em.
     Our Overall Popularity Leader, Ho-Chan the Axe, pleased everyone by winning his
fight this time around.  JOBOO (1-4670) (29-22-3,202) of SWEORDMASTERS fought HO-CHAN
THE AXE (75-670) (147-178-2,201) of SAND DANCERS.  JOBOO lost to HO-CHAN THE AXE in
an exciting 1 minute struggle.
     And this cycle's favorite, Chicken Hawk, was unfortunately defeated by...oh,
that's nasty.  CHICKEN HAWK (4-3982) (28-35-1,157) of TRIBAL COUNCIL fought TURD
BURGLAR (2-5431) (21-27-0,137) of INQUISITION SL5.  CHICKEN HAWK was savagely
defeated by TURD BURGLAR in a popular 9 minute gory bout.
     Evidently the spectators thought that fight was scummy, which it wasn't, but
here's one that was:  DELPHIA (71-1771) (24-12-0,57) of THE CODA challenged MAGENTA
(3-5711) (63-113-0,62) of TRANSVESTITES.  DELPHIA viciously subdued MAGENTA in a
unpopular 38 minute brutal Challenge fight.  Least and second least popular this
cycle, of course.
     That, my scintillating companions, is that.  May you stay warm and dry until
next we meet!

                                   Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONNA 36-5966               40  17  1  336  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JOHNNY B GOODE 32-4034      50  20  2  363  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 SIRTON 82-9190              37  24  1  318  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 NORAF 82-3856               62  30  0  285  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             80  35  5  283  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    105  49  2  272  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  60  1  272  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          68 103  4  267  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      79  84 17  258  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            78  49  1  248  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        36  20  0  247  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLONDIE 36-5723             46  27  1  245  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BURST 25-3654               54  41  1  237  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  26  0  237  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BELIAL 7-3838              164  83  3  232  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         70  88  3  232  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   87  71  3  231  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-GYRADOS 24-4476             42  23  0  229  WATER DECK (4935)          ZORPUNT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         81  46  1  227  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         63  57  1  226  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    63  54  0  224  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   35  33  1  224  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        26  22  1  223  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
-BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       38  16  2  222  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-LOCKED IN 32-4049           49  27  2  221  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         39  44  0  221  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 MANTISSA 82-9324            38  21  3  221  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             28  12  3  220  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        70  65  2  218  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         53  45  1  218  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   79  54  0  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        119  66  1  215  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 12-4396    47  39  1  215  GAMMARAUDERS (2661)        RIZTAB
 RICO 51-5016                33  16  1  213  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         25  10  0  212  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     148 178  2  211  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           51  23  4  211  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVERSTORM 69-641            80  86  2  210  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      46  31  0  209  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      40  31  2  208  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            34   8  1  208  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ODDJOB 82-18436             24  13  1  208  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        31  24  1  207  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-MONTANA BEAR 7-3253         30  12  0  207  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           55  22  2  206  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-PERSEUS 72-1612             55  35  1  206  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  11  0  206  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  63  0  205  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           64  62  0  205  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          30  32  4  205  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  19  0  205  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         93  66  1  204  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SUICIDE 21-4832             22   7  1  204  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 FOG 21-4416                 80  81  0  202  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 JOHN 29-4177                65 111  1  202  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      94  78  3  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 WEYLUND 82-3660             40  35  1  201  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 SMUNCH 18-8337              48  13  2  200  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-DARK TYPHLOSION 38-4414     41  10  1  200  FIRE DECK (5130)           CLIFFHOME
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  31  6  200  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           15   5  1  199  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  45  19  5  198  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 DIESEL 26-4277              35  55  0  198  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SAIONJI 73-4447             28  13  1  198  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    48  45  2  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CUDDLY 1-1900               43  19  0  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       37  22  1  197  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   32  24  0  197  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 FALCON 82-11173             31  17  1  197  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      78  92  3  196  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          39  29  2  196  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 12-6071    32  19  1  196  ALL HALLOW'S EVE (5181)    RIZTAB
 POSITIVE 26-3633           133  98  0  195  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 CARNAL 21-5388              62  55  0  195  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  60  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JOBOO 1-4670                29  23  3  195  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 QUASAR 18-5925              51  64  0  194  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 TELA 30-2973                36  48  1  194  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  21  0  194  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 KRAMER 47-5191              26  22  0  194  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 BUBBA 7-4833                44  97  0  193  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          41  21  2  193  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           41  26  1  193  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        26  34  2  193  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            81  97  4  192  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         43  23  0  192  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        39  36  0  192  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       17   6  0  192  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           63  27  3  191  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LETHE 9-4782                63  68  3  191  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       48  71  0  191  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
-JR. GORK 48-1909            48  28  0  191  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          47  33  2  191  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            45  32  1  191  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         44  52  2  191  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     39  53  2  191  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 POTOMACC 21-5489            35  41  1  191  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-HUGGY 1-2227                56  46  3  190  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     34  19  2  190  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CORKY 1-4285                31  31  2  190  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       46  47  3  189  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     42  39  0  189  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  30  2  189  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
-TOUCHDOWN TALON! 96-1072    34  24  5  189  ARCANE BOWL (5051)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 SPAZ 82-6629                21   4  1  189  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       51  51  0  188  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-LADY BEAR 1-4224            38  19  1  187  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         54  23  0  186  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-BRUNO 51-4332               48  25  2  186  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           40  27  1  186  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-MAX BEAR 7-3324             47  32  0  185  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 QUINTAL 18-8341             38  28  2  185  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-STONEHEAD 26-3199           33  28  1  185  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SKYWISE 11-5687             47  58  1  184  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  27  0  184  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     28  20  3  184  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       39  30  5  183  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        35  25  3  183  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JACKASS 21-4526             36  42  0  180  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           29   2  1  179  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      57  72  0  178  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          47  51  0  178  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 TWIG 82-25226               40  26  0  178  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 T. ZER 9-5011               29  18  2  178  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         60  33  4  177  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      40  35  3  174  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  50  2  173  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
-TERRIBLE TWO 31-5195        33  17  0  173  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              30  43  0  172  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           14   8  1  170  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        37  60  0  169  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 SEGAL 14-3779               29  17  0  169  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 BAGMAN 4-5890               37  35  1  168  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  72  0  167  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       50  57  0  166  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 GAZELLE 56-3701             39  44  0  164  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HONEY 11-6368               28  38  2  163  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 OTIS 3-6501                 27  12  4  163  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         27  24  1  163  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       70  75  1  162  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
-BEFORE THE DAWN 32-4148     34  14  0  160  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
 HOFFA 49-3185               72 143  0  158  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 KAIDEN 35-3108             116 120  2  155  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         22  27  0  155  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 CALYX 30-4151               22  12  1  154  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 CHIP 60-4413                18  20  1  154  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COBRA 29-4355               26  24  1  151  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            30  10  0  148  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 NICKEL 26-4240              29  29  0  147  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       28  24  0  147  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  36  1  145  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         26  14  0  142  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584      9   3  0  142  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 BERTHA 30-4469              36  29  1  137  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-LA TOUR 18-8525             30  37  0  134  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      35  38  0  130  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-CHIMLEVTAL SLIM 96-1572     19  16  4  129  FREE BLADE KILLERS (5208)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 AZMUS 82-4139               15  11  0  129  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          32  41  1  128  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-BLIZZARD 22-6504            26  20  3  128  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 PELICAN 41-3949             23  16  0  128  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            26  11  1  127  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 MIPPLE 62-3513              21  14  0  127  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           38  64  0  123  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HALO 11-6189                27  14  2  121  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 MARCIANO 96-1446            19  21  6  121  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           21   9  2  120  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     27  10  1  114  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          32  20  0  109  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               41  93  1  108  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       37  27  1  107  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 JONES 14-1283               33 173  6  107  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-GOBARL 65-6604              22  39  0  105  REFUGEES (3122)            DAL SHANG
 MARCIE 36-6076              17  13  1  105  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ADAM 7-4830                 45  96  2  102  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      24  16  0  101  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOHN 96-1187                 9   7  5  100  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         31  11  0   98  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 CLOVER 36-5959              18  17  2   96  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 REM 74-2853                 26  14  0   93  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-ZAPP BRANNIGAN 97-1457      20  25  4   93  INTO THE SWIM (5145)       SHADOW GROVE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG MAC 30-4547             26  24  1   90  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-DAVIA HANNAS 25-5138        25  14  1   90  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-THE MORTICIAN 33-6209       24  18  0   90  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-ESTRELLA 10-5681            22  24  0   90  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT
-MOOPS! 18-8662              29  29  2   89  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 FORK BALL 4-6244            20   2  0   86  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-MACHIGAI 29-4506            24   9  0   81  BLACK SAMURAI (3782)       LAPUR
 FRANK 3-5707                59 119  1   80  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          24  14  1   79  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 MANALGER 96-986              8  11  4   79  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    26  16  0   77  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 AUJARD 8-4639               23  24  0   76  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-JAMIS 60-6735               18  20  1   75  WING HOVE (5360)           ARADI
 TOE 56-3896                 17   1  1   75  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             27  15  0   74  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           7   7  0   74  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 NORM 62-3260                21  18  1   73  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  21  14  1   72  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-FREEWHEEL BURNIN' 32-4245   21   6  1   70  CALL THE PRIEST (4839)     ARVAT
-SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    19  12  1   70  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-LULLABY LUNGER 13-4969      18  14  1   69  DREAMERS (5350)            DULLENS
-DERRIN 60-6952              17  18  0   69  WING HOVE (5360)           ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LEONIDAS 18-8537            21   4  1   68  UNTOUCHABLES (3633)        TALCAMA
-REAGANOMICS 21-6182         18   9  1   68  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       16  11  3   68  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         17   1  5   66  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-AZGUD 46-3253               16  17  0   65  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
 SCANDALF 4-6219             24  24  0   64  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 DELPHIA 71-1771             25  12  0   62  THE CODA (3424)            KYR'TERR
-OH WELL 22-6518             18  26  1   62  JUST CHILLIN (5043)        SOLVEN
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         18  16  0   61  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 MENTAL 25-5075              17  13  1   61  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      18  26  2   60  STEEL CRUSADE (625)        SEAM
 WIPEY 82-12634               8   5  0   59  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG
-WOLF CICHLID 18-9253        17   6  0   57  BIG MEAN FISH (1304)       TALCAMA
 STEINBACH 30-4473           26  41  0   56  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 MAGENTA 3-5711              63 114  0   54  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  43  1   54  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-UGLY DUCKING 65-6771        15   8  1   54  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          10   5  4   54  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 LEGALASS 4-6217             24  23  1   53  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 PEA POD 33-7338             18   6  0   53  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-IZUSU TROOPER 32-4062       15   6  1   52  FLAMING DEATH (5353)       ARVAT
-FRIST 22-6578               15   7  0   52  THE REPUBLICANS (114)      SOLVEN
-KALLIE 51-5244              15   7  0   52  AMAZON ELITE (4807)        TRICORUS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            31  53  0   50  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-KNOWLEDGE 16-5610           14   8  0   50  POWER LEGION (5356)        WILLAF
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           34 114  0   49  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         19  25  1   49  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          28  36  1   46  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            20  20  2   45  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          17   8  1   42  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 DIO RIDENOW 66-2112         15  12  0   41  DARKOVER (4030)            TARRGIR
-SCYTHE 61-3284              13   1  0   40  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
-HEDKURK BUTBLSTR 82-8649    12   3  0   39  DINO DUDES II (5351)       DWES EG
 OSTRICH 41-3970             19  19  0   36  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 TATHARLI 33-4505            30  56  0   35  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-NIKITA 36-6639              14   8  1   28  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SCRUB 4 82-1200              7   5  1   27  GORGONITES (4955)          DWES EG
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  53  2   19  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
THE SHOCKER 2-5356         17   8  1 INQUISITION SL5 5305   JOHN 96-1187           535

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Yes, Sleepwalker!  I'm a living dead...and I'm not really feeling well in this arena.
-- Ozymandias

Death by Npc -- Good gods, I hope not!  Although I believe I've heard Jorja complain
of it, a time or two.  But she complains about any death because she hates
recruiting.  Just sloth, is what *I* think. -- Lethe

Blondie -- And a tasty dish you are, young lady!  I do like a masterful woman from
time to time. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  But you shouldn't bleach your hair.  It's completely unnecessary for
attractiveness, and hard on the hair besides.

Max Bear -- You're rather hairy for an elf, aren't you?  (sneezing)  I'm not sure
this is a good thing...unless, of course, you're also, you know, one of THOSE types
who would just as soon avoid interacting with a woman. -- Delice the Red

Ozymandias -- Sorry, but I just find it hard to look on a dwarf and despair.  At
least, in the sense of the original admonition.  I can think of OTHER reasons to
despair of a dwarf, but I'm sure they don't apply to YOU. -- Tatharli

Fork Ball -- (scowling)  There are just too many dwarves around here! -- True Blue

Galen -- You will doubtless be pleased to know, then, that The Plague is being
avoided like, um, Dark Pantheon, over in Andorak. -- Ho-Chan

     As well it should be.  Those Andorian managers really have their wits about
     them, do they? -- Galen

24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus.  We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena.  This would not
impact the top rankings or title match.  Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option.  We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers.  If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know.  This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated.  What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JOE BLACK was devastated by SIRTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLONDIE handily defeated CARNAL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SQUIRREL NUT devastated SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DONNA subdued SUICIDE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title competition.
SAIONJI lost to DONAHAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
REAL GUANO was devastated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KING BEAR was vanquished by SNIPER BEAR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VIRGINIA'S SECRET overpowered GRAY WIND in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SEX CAMEL overpowered SKYWISE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
KRAMER was demolished by TIMMAAAY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RICO handily defeated QUASAR in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
COUCH POTATO devastated JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
FLAT TOP savagely defeated SWALLOWTAIL in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
TY DEL-WAVE vanquished SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DREAM CATCHER slimly won victory over QUINTAL in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
RAISON D'ETRE was subdued by FLABBY-O in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
THIRD OMEN defeated FOG in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
DIESEL overpowered MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH overpowered SNAPPY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
CRAZY HORSE was handily defeated by PUDDING PARADE in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
PRONTO PONGO overpowered LETHE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK CHAMPION was vanquished by SIGHTBLINDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO demolished DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
FIENDISH GLEE handily defeated HONEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
HORNED ONE overpowered BERTHA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
T. ZER overpowered CALYX in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DEATH STAR overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
COBRA overpowered STORMBLADE in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MARCIE was viciously subdued by OILY BIRD in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES subdued JERICO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SHAVED MONKEY devastated HALO in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge bout.
MARCIANO was demolished by KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MIPPLE vanquished JONES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SCANDALF was overpowered by FORK BALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
ETERNAL D.J. handily defeated FRANK in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PEA POD overpowered TATHARLI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FIBULARIS vanquished 2 + 2 = 4 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
DELPHIA viciously subdued MAGENTA in a unpopular 38 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BELIAL overcame EVERSTORM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute melee.
CHOKING CHICKEN demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was savagely defeated by DEATHBRINGER in a 5 minute fight.
BART WELLENS overpowered POSITIVE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
SPOTTED PONY was demolished by MARCINKO in a exciting 4 minute mismatched match.
AUDIE MURPHY savagely defeated ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute gory fight.
SQUIRREL KILLER was handily defeated by BIG STRONG MAN in a 1 minute contest.
NORAF devastated TELA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
IN THE PIG! was savagely defeated by MANTISSA in a exciting 2 minute brutal brawl.
DALI PARTON devastated PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BURST vanquished DARK THUNDER in a popular 3 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SMUNCH was overcome by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 2 minute contest.
ACK VERT overpowered FALCON in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
CUDDLY overcame SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory battle.
NECROMANCER bested CADEX CFM in a popular 1 minute fight.
DEBBIE DOES DM devastated JACKASS in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered DEATH BY NPC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR vanquished THE BUTCHER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
LE PAIN DLG overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT won victory over RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 3 minute contest.
HOT SAUCE JONES was beaten by WEYLUND in a popular 1 minute match.
CORKY was overpowered by PERSIANA JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
JOBOO lost to HO-CHAN THE AXE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
BLACK ARCHER handily defeated ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
IN-BRED BEAR vanquished SEGAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TWIG was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
ALBINO RAINBOW demolished CARE BEAR in a exciting 4 minute gruesome uneven conflict.
ODDJOB defeated NUTCRACKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BAGMAN was demolished by POTOMACC in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fray.
BUBBA was demolished by SHIRLEY in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS viciously subdued WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 4 minute gory match.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
AFRICAN GREY subdued GAZELLE in a 2 minute gory contest.
IMAGE ENHANCER demolished INBRED FRED in a action packed 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
CRAZED GOBLIN was vanquished by BLAK MASK in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
VIOLENT VOLE won victory over AZMUS in a 2 minute bout.
THE NOTHING overcame PELICAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
CHICKEN HAWK was savagely defeated by TURD BURGLAR in a popular 9 minute gory bout.
CHIP was overcome by OTIS in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
SHOVELING SANDY overpowered STRONGBOW in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DIRT BAG was viciously subdued by NEOPHYTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
NICKEL was viciously subdued by VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 4 minute contest.
BLOWN AWAY lost to MIYAGI'S MIATA in a popular 1 minute struggle.
TWO GLASS EYES overpowered RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched competition.
TREESTUMP was vanquished by OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CRAZY FINGERS vanquished MANALGER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal uneven melee.
ADAM demolished STEINBACH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
WIPEY handily defeated OSTRICH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody one-sided fray.
THE SHOCKER was murdered by JOHN in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MENTAL was narrowly defeated by MARK OF THE BEAST in a action packed 4 minute contest.
VAMPIRE savagely defeated LEGALASS in a popular 2 minute gory fight.
BIKINI LINE was overpowered by REM in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DIO RIDENOW was handily defeated by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute competition.
PINK FLOYD was handily defeated by TOE in a 1 minute uneven match.
THE PEDOPHILE overpowered TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WALT WEISS demolished PALANTIRIATHALASA in a 1 minute uneven contest.
NORM was bested by BIG MAC in a 1 minute duel.
AUJARD was vanquished by CLOVER in a 1 minute uneven fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  51         PARRY-RIPOSTE     34 -  24 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         AIMED BLOW       156 - 115 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         SLASHING ATTACK  133 - 107 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         LUNGING ATTACK   283 - 248 -  4      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         WALL OF STEEL    115 - 107 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  79 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         PARRY-LUNGE       50 -  73 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       76 - 124 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  44 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  32 -  0      32  |

Turn 535 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        17 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 15         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 12                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    26 - 25                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  8                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL     11 - 11     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNA 36-5966              40  17  1  336 BABES (3876)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            80  35  5  283 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734   105  49  2  272 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
STRIKING ATTACK  YELLOWJACKET 62-3345       71  60  1  272 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         68 103  4  267 THE BLACK ZOO (4907)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     79  84 17  258 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            35  26  0  237 MAGIC REALM (4987)
TOTAL PARRY      SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730        63  57  1  226 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIMMAAAY 98-647            28  12  3  220 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     94  78  3  201 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIMPY 
TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, DEATHBRINGER 25-3728, SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493, BURST 25-3654, TURD 
BURGLAR 2-5431, DONNA 36-5966, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, NEOPHYTE 82-4574, MENTAL 
25-5075, and RIFF-RAFF 3-5710.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGENTA 3-5711.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DELPHIA 71-1771, AUJARD 8-4639, TRUE BLUE 9-5203, PINK FLOYD 97-2155, 
BIKINI LINE 25-4545, THE SHOCKER 2-5356, TREESTUMP 11-6369, ROGUE 7 4-5813, SALENA 
WARSMITH 11-5524, and TATHARLI 33-4505.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  3 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  8 0  LAPUR(29)            2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  5 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  JHANS(36)            4  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  9 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  DWES EG(82)         11  7 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  3 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)         12  7 0  CAER(48)             0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  5 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          68 103  4  267  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         22  27  0  155  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         81  46  1  227  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         93  66  1  204  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         63  57  1  226  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              164  83  3  232  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  50  2  173  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                63  68  3  191  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          32  41  1  128  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        36  20  0  247  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  19  0  205  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               29  17  0  169  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         26  14  0  142  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      79  84 17  258  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             22   7  1  204  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  26  0  237  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               54  41  1  237  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        70  65  2  218  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  63  0  205  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         39  44  0  221  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                36  48  1  194  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           21   9  2  120  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            34   8  1  208  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               40  17  1  336  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          47  33  2  191  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        26  34  2  193  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    48  45  2  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       39  30  5  183  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              26  22  0  194  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           41  26  1  193  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               72 143  0  158  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                33  16  1  213  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      78  92  3  196  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHIP 60-4413                18  20  1  154  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  60  1  272  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  30  2  189  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 DIO RIDENOW 66-2112         15  12  0   41  DARKOVER (4030)            TARRGIR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    105  49  2  272  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       28  24  0  147  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 SAIONJI 73-4447             28  13  1  198  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       37  22  1  197  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     148 178  2  211  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              37  24  1  318  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  31  6  200  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             80  35  5  283  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             28  12  3  220  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           51  23  4  211  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE