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Date   : 02/27/2007    Duedate: 03/12/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-536

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  772  439 10 63.7   13-BRING OUT TH 97/5144   41   33  0 55.4
  2 THE BOLT 62/4779      412  243  5 62.9   14 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    267  217  3 55.2
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
  3-TURKEY DAY C 33/5358  124   74  1 62.6      NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
  4 THEM 21/879          2944 1887 57 60.9      SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
    F BALLS 4/5204                              DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          15-FLAMING DEAT 32/5353  895  790 10 53.1
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        16 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   202  183  3 52.5
    BABES 36/3876                               PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    THE BEARS 7/2342                            MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    SCUM 65/3594                                SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    THE BEARS 1/979                             CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    THE BEARS 48/677                            BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                     17 THE CODA 71/3424      154  143  3 51.9
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         MONSTER CHILD 63/4940                 
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
  5 ENVENOMED 82/4693     707  470 11 60.1      SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       WARCKERS 26/2633                      
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
  6-WING HOVE 60/5360      13    9  1 59.1   18 STREET PIZZA 18/786   115  108  1 51.6
  7-DINO DUDES I 82/5351 1720 1218 20 58.5      GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    HOWIE'S DARK PAST 96/4633                   STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  8 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    43   31  1 58.1      UNJUSTLY RENAMED 82/5309              
  9 MADTOWN 25/5125        15   11  0 57.7   19 GRIM FANDANG 21/4581  241  250  3 49.1
 10 EVENGATE 21/3909      802  595 10 57.4   20 FANTASIA 1/4914      1227 1321 11 48.2
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
 11 PIMPS 9/4318          214  168  1 56.0      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
 12 VILLAINS 82/5171     1901 1529 22 55.4      CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                   21 RIO VISTANS 62/4390    11   12  0 47.8
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                       22 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  376  413  1 47.7
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                        23-DREAMERS 13/5350      240  263  6 47.7
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                 24 I GOTTA GO 30/4646    979 1084  8 47.5

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     34-HOGWARTS EXP 75/5359   37   51  1 42.0
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 35 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   13   19  0 40.6
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                36 DEATH PENALT 33/5362   24   40  1 37.5
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                37 RAZOR BAX 14/1951      16   29  0 35.6
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 BERSERK FURY 35/2188                  
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      194  354  3 35.4
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 25-PHILANTHROPI 26/5357   15   17  0 46.9      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    PHILANTHROPISTS 17/5354                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 26 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1279 1455 20 46.8      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  39 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   22   41  0 34.9
 27 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     10   12  0 45.5   40 BLUE MOON 9/3907      597 1184  5 33.5
 28 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  721  869  8 45.3      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 29 GET 56/5334           280  342  4 45.0      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    41 MEN 29/4412           894 1785 17 33.4
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                              VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    ERRATA 36/5266                              STORIES 49/2835                       
    BIRDS 41/4735                               JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 30 REDHORSE 56/3727      305  392  1 43.8      MIKES 14/3982                         
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                        42 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  127  268  0 32.2
 31 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    60   79  0 43.2   43 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    3   13  0 18.8
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                   44-STEEL CRUSADE 20/625    0    4  0  0.0
 32 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   51   68  0 42.9   45-STEEL THUNDE 12/5352    0    3  0  0.0
 33 D.R.I. 21/5306         71   97  0 42.3   46-DARKOVER 66/4030        0    2  0  0.0
    FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265                 47 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363    0    1  0  0.0
    DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good evening, Talahyans!

Hmm, where shall I start?  Vengeance Seekers were avoided by Color Me Suave, who were
busy making their own challenges.  Skywise was our most challenged warrior.  SNAPPY
GEORGE (42-4015) (51-51-0,188) of COLOR ME SUAVE challenged SKYWISE (11-5687) (47-58-
1,184) of ELFQUEST.  SNAPPY GEORGE vanquished SKYWISE in a 2 minute mismatched
Challenge bout.

No one died.  Excellent!  I raise my cup of tea in a cheery toast!  Here's to staying
alive!

There were a couple of Tournament Victor challenges this cycle, which is splendid!
And I note that both Tournament Victors won their current fights.

* BLONDIE (36-5723) (46-27-1,245) of BABES TV challenged DALI PARTON (18-3274) (70-
88-3,232) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BLONDIE devastated DALI PARTON in an action packed 2
minute mismatched Challenge fight.

* SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) (17-1-5,66) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged SCANDALF (4-
6219) (24-24-0,64) of THE SHALLOWSHIP.  SQUIRREL NUT demolished SCANDALF in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.

The sensational lunger, Donna, once again has defended her title, and still sits on
the big chair.  I heard she's having it reupholstered in her favorite color, red.
BURST (25-3654) (54-41-1,237) of ERRATA challenged DONNA (36-5966) (40-17-1,336) of
BABES.  BURST was savagely defeated by DONNA in a 3 minute Challenge Title
competition.  This was a rather impressive fight, really.  As pretty as she is, you
wouldn't want to catch Donna in a bad mood.

And who, you may ask, is our overall popularity leader?  I shall not keep you in
suspense.  It is our much-beloved warrior from Lirith Kai, Ho-Chan the Axe.  HO-CHAN
THE AXE (75-670) (148-178-2,211) of SAND DANCERS fought TY DEL-WAVE (29-3539) (39-44-
0,221) of FORCE OF NATURE.    HO-CHAN THE AXE narrowly defeated TY DEL-WAVE in an
action packed 4 minute bout.

Who was this cycle's favorite?  It was Twig, for challenging Gazelle and nearly
getting scummed.  Which isn't fair, really.  If you down-challenge a TP, what do you
think they're going to try to do?  TWIG (82-25226) (40-26-0,178) of POWER PLAY
challenged GAZELLE (56-3701) (39-44-0,164) of REDHORSE.  TWIG slimly won victory over
GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute Challenge contest.

But this cycle's least loved warrior was Nikala.  In a random match, DELPHIA (71-
1771) (25-12-0,62) of THE CODA fought NIKALA (56-3443) (23-14-0,83) of ELEVENTH HOUR.
DELPHIA savagely defeated NIKALA in an unpopular 18 minute bloody fight.  Delphia was
the second least popular.  Personally, I appreciate the occasional scumfest.  If you
want to go to the snack bar, or place a bet, or visit the gentlemen's room, a good
scumfest gives you time to take care of all three things.  Besides, there is skill
involved.  Circling warily -- this is an exhausting exercise in alertness.
Conserving one's energy.  Not everyone knows how to do that.  Not standing up,
anyway.  And sometimes it is SO tempting to just haul off and hit the other guy (or
girl, in this case), I'm sure it takes a lot of training and self-discipline to
refrain from doing so.  Do you know that a good Total Parry even knows how to
conserve energy in the area of taunting his or her opponent?  It's a subtle science.
Let's say, for example, you wanted to tell your opponent that you've faced more
dangerous foes in your bathtub.  But if you're a Total Parry, that's quite an
expenditure of breath, to say that much.  So you raise one eyebrow and say,
"Bathtub."  This abbreviation doesn't work so well on lungers and what-not, who need
to have everything spelled out for them.  But another TP will grasp the insult
immediately and may well be provoked into doing something rash.  Which is half the
battle right there.  Next thing you know, they're face down in the sand.

Well, I must go.  I'm meeting with an elven mercenary to chronicle his adventures.
Until next we meet, my friends, may you be well and happy.

                                    Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONNA 36-5966               41  17  1  351  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SIRTON 82-9190              38  24  1  326  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 NORAF 82-3856               63  30  0  298  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    106  49  2  287  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     59  44  2  285  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      80  84 17  264  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            79  49  1  262  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             47  27  1  258  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        37  20  0  258  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  65  37  0  250  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 BELIAL 7-3838              165  83  3  248  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   80  54  0  246  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        27  22  1  243  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         82  46  1  241  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   88  71  3  239  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    64  54  0  232  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        32  24  1  231  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             29  12  3  227  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           52  23  4  225  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
-VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   35  33  1  224  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      79  92  3  223  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    49  45  2  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-BEACHED WHALE 33-6405       38  16  2  222  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           65  62  0  220  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  46  19  5  220  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 SUICIDE 21-4832             23   7  1  220  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     149 178  2  219  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          46  32  3  219  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      41  31  2  219  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 ODDJOB 82-18436             25  13  1  219  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         26  10  0  218  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 JOBOO 1-4670                30  23  3  216  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 EVERSTORM 69-641            81  86  2  215  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 DIESEL 26-4277              36  55  0  215  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           56  22  2  214  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          42  21  2  213  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 QUINTAL 18-8341             39  28  2  213  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-RICO 51-5016                33  16  1  213  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 SAIONJI 73-4447             29  13  1  212  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  20  0  210  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 PERSEUS 72-1612             56  35  1  209  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SELEX 40-3039               31   9  0  209  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 ACUTE 60-6048               26  16  0  209  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            46  32  1  208  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 QUASAR 18-5925              52  64  0  207  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      46  32  0  207  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
-SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  11  0  206  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        119  67  1  205  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FOG 21-4416                 80  82  0  205  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  61  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   33  24  0  205  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 KRAMER 47-5191              27  22  0  205  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           15   6  1  205  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      94  79  3  204  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   38  14  0  204  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         61  33  4  203  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         55  23  0  202  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BURST 25-3654               54  42  1  202  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       49  71  0  202  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CORKY 1-4285                32  31  2  201  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  34  2  201  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          68 104  4  200  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  31  6  200  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         63  58  1  199  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CARNAL 21-5388              63  55  0  199  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       52  51  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         39  45  0  198  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     35  19  2  198  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 SPAZ 82-6629                22   4  1  198  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       17   7  0  198  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 SMUNCH 18-8337              48  14  2  197  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
-CUDDLY 1-1900               43  19  0  197  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         70  89  3  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       47  47  3  196  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     40  53  2  196  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       37  23  1  196  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 MARCINKO 97-961             80  36  5  195  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        70  66  2  194  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  22  0  194  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          30  33  4  194  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 JOHN 29-4177                65 112  1  193  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                63  69  3  193  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-JOE BLACK 48-3639           41  26  1  193  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 POSITIVE 26-3633           133  99  0  192  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         43  23  0  192  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  27  0  192  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            34   9  1  192  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  64  0  191  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
-KING BEAR 35-3629           63  27  3  191  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         53  46  1  191  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TELA 30-2973                36  49  1  190  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  61  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         44  53  2  189  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-ERICKA BEARICKA 63-2461     42  39  0  189  MONSTER CHILD (4940)       AMEN-TEI
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           41  27  1  189  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         93  67  1  188  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          39  30  2  188  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  31  2  188  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 FALCON 82-11173             31  18  1  188  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            81  98  4  187  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       39  31  5  187  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        39  37  0  187  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
-LADY BEAR 1-4224            38  19  1  187  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
-BRUNO 51-4332               48  25  2  186  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 JACKASS 21-4526             37  42  0  186  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          47  34  2  185  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
-MAX BEAR 7-3324             47  32  0  185  THE BEARS (2342)           BONSUR
 WEYLUND 82-3660             40  36  1  185  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 MANTISSA 82-9324            38  22  3  185  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-STONEHEAD 26-3199           33  28  1  185  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 BUBBA 7-4833                44  98  0  184  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  27  0  184  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     28  20  3  184  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           30   2  1  183  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TWIG 82-25226               41  26  0  182  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POTOMACC 21-5489            35  42  1  180  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-T. ZER 9-5011               29  18  2  178  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          47  52  0  177  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        35  26  3  176  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      57  73  0  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             47  59  1  175  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      40  36  3  175  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              30  44  0  174  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  51  2  171  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             39  45  0  170  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
-SEGAL 14-3779               29  17  0  169  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           14   9  1  168  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       71  75  1  167  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BAGMAN 4-5890               37  36  1  167  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         28  24  1  167  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 OTIS 3-6501                 27  13  4  167  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        37  61  0  165  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            31  10  0  165  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       50  58  0  162  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHIP 60-4413                19  20  1  162  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 HOFFA 49-3185               73 143  0  160  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CALYX 30-4151               23  12  1  159  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       29  24  0  158  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 KAIDEN 35-3108             116 121  2  157  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         23  27  0  157  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     28  10  1  154  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  14  0  152  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-COBRA 29-4355               26  24  1  151  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MIPPLE 62-3513              22  14  0  150  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 BERTHA 30-4469              36  30  1  145  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     10   3  0  145  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 HONEY 11-6368               28  39  2  143  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 SPENCER 62-3610             21  17  2  142  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 NICKEL 26-4240              29  30  0  138  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  73  0  135  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 JEFFRO 62-3410              32  20  0  134  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      35  39  0  133  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       38  27  1  132  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  41  1  132  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 MARCIANO 96-1446            20  21  6  132  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 AZMUS 82-4139               15  12  0  129  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  37  1  128  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 HALO 11-6189                27  15  2  127  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            26  11  1  127  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 SPHRINIXIN 14-1900          27  22  0  125  RAZOR BAX (1951)           TOBIR
 JERICO 7-4862               42  93  1  121  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          32  21  0  119  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           21  10  2  119  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOHN 96-1187                10   7  5  115  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           38  65  0  112  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 PELICAN 41-3949             23  17  0  110  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 ADAM 7-4830                 45  97  2  105  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 REM 74-2853                 27  14  0  105  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-GOBARL 65-6604              22  39  0  105  REFUGEES (3122)            DAL SHANG
-MARCIE 36-6076              17  13  1  105  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       17  11  3  100  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
-O PUNCHA 16-5531            22  30  0   96  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 JONES 14-1283               33 174  6   94  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 CLOVER 36-5959              18  18  2   94  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 FRANK 3-5707                60 119  1   93  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      24  17  0   93  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 BIG MAC 30-4547             27  24  1   92  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-ACTAON 10-5648              19  34  0   91  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DAVIA HANNAS 25-5138        25  14  1   90  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (4856)    LYRATILAN
-THE MORTICIAN 33-6209       24  18  0   90  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-MOOPS! 18-8662              29  29  2   89  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
-FORK BALL 4-6244            20   2  0   86  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 MANALGER 96-986              9  11  4   84  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
-MACHIGAI 29-4506            24   9  0   81  BLACK SAMURAI (3782)       LAPUR
 DELPHIA 71-1771             26  12  0   80  THE CODA (3424)            KYR'TERR
-FREDIBAR 42-4236            21  16  1   80  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    27  16  0   79  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 WIPEY 82-12634               9   5  0   79  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          24  15  1   76  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-TILARIN 40-4171             21   9  4   76  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         31  12  0   75  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         18   1  5   75  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 MENTAL 25-5075              18  13  1   74  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-NORM 62-3260                21  18  1   73  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-TIM CAMPEAU 33-6360         19  13  3   73  NYE MAULERS (4380)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          11   5  4   73  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 TOE 56-3896                 17   2  1   72  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          29  36  1   70  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    19  12  1   70  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SATCHEL 6-6215              18  15  1   70  THE LADY'S LIST (3421)     TRANSEL
 KARILLIS 35-1676            24  25  0   69  BERSERK FURY (2188)        MURSKA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            32  53  0   68  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 NIKALA 56-3443              23  15  0   68  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             27  16  0   65  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-AZGUD 46-3253               16  17  0   65  INFERNAL LORDS (696)       ARDIVENT
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           7   8  0   63  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 AUJARD 8-4639               23  25  0   62  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143      18  26  2   60  STEEL CRUSADE (625)        SEAM
 SCANDALF 4-6219             24  25  0   59  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 PEA POD 33-7338             19   6  0   59  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 STEINBACH 30-4473           27  41  0   58  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 LEGALASS 4-6217             24  24  1   57  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
-VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         16   9  0   57  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
-LONER 65-6779               15   9  1   55  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
-SPALDING 74-4004            16   5  1   54  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            21  20  2   53  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-CARY YON 19-4879            16   5  0   53  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         18  10  1   52  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
-KALLIE 51-5244              15   7  0   52  AMAZON ELITE (4807)        TRICORUS
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  44  1   51  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MAGENTA 3-5711              63 115  0   50  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           34 115  0   49  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        14   5  0   47  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          18   8  1   46  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         18  17  0   45  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         19  26  1   43  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 TATHARLI 33-4505            31  56  0   41  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-DIO RIDENOW 66-2112         15  12  0   41  DARKOVER (4030)            TARRGIR
-SCYTHE 61-3284              13   1  0   40  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 OSTRICH 41-3970             19  20  0   36  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-NIKITA 36-6639              14   8  1   28  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  21  15  1   26  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   28  54  2   13  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Pronto Pongo -- Ah!  A Rirorni.  I should have known. -- Lethe

Evil Elmo -- Twisted or not, you're nobody's sister.  Gods, what a horrid thought! --
Delice the Red

Pea Pod -- I suppose your "bathtub" would be a scary place if they figured it was
time to turn on the heat and parboil you.  I'll pass on it, I think. -- Tatharli

Joboo -- Don't you hate it when they won't let you use your sweord in the arena?  Not
that *I* am complaining, that's a wicked-looking weapon! -- Ho-Chan the Axe

The Pedophile -- Gods, how awful!  I always HEARD that elves were strange, but I
never realized....  How awful. -- True Blue

Galen -- (surprised look)  Andorian managers have wits?  Well, I don't know if
they're avoiding The Plague this time, I think The Plague may have avoided somebody
else, instead.  Confusing, eh? -- Ho-Chan

     Ho-Chan -- Yes, it is confusing.  I try not to think about it too much. -- Galen

Squirrel Nut -- Good use of a TV challenge, there.  Three skills and an Advanced
Expert rating.  I hate you. -- Sleepwalker

Ozymandias -- Drink some orange juice and go get a massage.  That's what Galen always
seems to recommend for people suffering a resurrection hangover.  Hey, it could work.
-- Sleepwalker

     Ozymandias -- Quite right!  Strong coffee has been known to help, as well. --
     Galen

African Grey -- It was clear that we were both attacking the same area.  Kind of a
gentlemen's agreement.  And then suddenly you changed your tactic and hit me on the
ribs!  Not fair! -- Gazelle

Bikini Line -- Should a werecat dress like that, really?  Don't you have to do...
um... quite a LOT of waxing? -- Rem

Ed. -- YAAAAYYY!!!!  Congratulations on the new baby girl! -- the Rogue She-Puppy of
the Galaxy

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena.  Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament".  Sign and send in the
following pledge:

* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
  use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
  preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
  the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
  Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 

1.  No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2.  One team per manager
3.  Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5.  20 teams required, per RSI
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead.)
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLONDIE devastated DALI PARTON in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SQUIRREL NUT demolished SCANDALF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TIMMAAAY defeated FIENDISH GLEE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
EVIL ELMO bested YELLOWJACKET in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge contest.
BURST was savagely defeated by DONNA in a 3 minute Challenge Title competition.
THIRD OMEN savagely defeated FOG in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
SWALLOWTAIL was handily defeated by DIESEL in a 4 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CORKY vanquished POTOMACC in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
POSITIVE was viciously subdued by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JOBOO overpowered FALCON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NUTCRACKER was demolished by GRAY WIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DREAM CATCHER was overcome by SAIONJI in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
CRIMSON BLUSH demolished FLAT TOP in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DARK CHAMPION was overcome by AFRICAN GREY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SNAPPY GEORGE vanquished SKYWISE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DEATH STAR lost to BLACK MESSIAH in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fray.
KRAMER devastated BUBBA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DARK THUNDER overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ALBINO RAINBOW savagely defeated SIGHTBLINDER in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
HORNED ONE devastated BERTHA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CRAZY HORSE was subdued by JACKASS in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
TWIG slimly won victory over GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute Challenge contest.
SHAVED MONKEY demolished NICKEL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MARCIANO overpowered STRONGBOW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MIPPLE defeated HONEY in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
HALO lost to CALYX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
JOHN vanquished JONES in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MANALGER overpowered MAGENTA in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge competition.
PEA POD defeated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TOE slimly lost to FRANK in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
BELIAL overpowered BLACK ARCHER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
AUDIE MURPHY defeated PERSIANA JONES in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN handily defeated DEATH BY NPC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MARCINKO was overpowered by DROOLING GOOBER in a exciting 3 minute one-sided struggle.
MANTISSA was overpowered by QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
COUCH POTATO was savagely defeated by TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD in a 7 minute conflict.
HO-CHAN THE AXE narrowly defeated TY DEL-WAVE in a action packed 4 minute bout.
PRONTO PONGO was overpowered by SUICIDE in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BART WELLENS vanquished SEX CAMEL in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
IN-BRED BEAR was vanquished by ALVIN YORK in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DEATHBRINGER vanquished ROMUALD B TUNE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
SNIPER BEAR was overcome by NECROMANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute melee.
DONAHAR was demolished by REAL GUANO in a 2 minute one-sided match.
CEREBRAL JANITOR demolished RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NORAF beat FLABBY-O in a action packed 3 minute gory bout.
ACK VERT overcame DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute duel.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK demolished SMUNCH in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
WHITE WATER HIPPO overpowered TELA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BIG STRONG MAN viciously subdued LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
BED-WETTING FREAK was subdued by R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 3 minute battle.
SIRTON devastated BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
ODDJOB overpowered JOHN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
DELICE THE RED overpowered SPOTTED PONY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
QUASAR overpowered RAISON D'ETRE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
MAYLA TYL CRENA was viciously subdued by SELEX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SHEPHERD MOON handily defeated WALL OF GLASS in a popular 2 minute mismatched bout.
SPAZ bested LETHE in a action packed 4 minute gruesome match.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE overpowered MESSENGER BIRD in a popular 3 minute one-sided fight.
WEYLUND was vanquished by PYGMY SHREW in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SQUIRREL KILLER overpowered IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE MADMAN demolished OTIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
CARNAL overpowered BAGMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLAK MASK overpowered KAIDEN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ACUTE vanquished THE NOTHING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided struggle.
SALENA WARSMITH demolished VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
PERSEUS overpowered ROGUE 7 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
EVERSTORM handily defeated CADEX CFM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was vanquished by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 3 minute uneven match.
TURD BURGLAR handily defeated ADAM in a 2 minute uneven match.
JOLEE BINDO handily defeated AZMUS in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
CHIP overpowered OILY BIRD in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
HOFFA savagely defeated BLOWN AWAY in a action packed 5 minute gory fight.
CRAZED GOBLIN subdued SPENCER in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
TWO GLASS EYES was overpowered by JERICO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
MIYAGI'S MIATA lost to SHOVELING SANDY in a action packed 3 minute match.
PELICAN was handily defeated by CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHICKEN HAWK was savagely defeated by JEFFRO in a exciting 1 minute competition.
INBRED FRED demolished SPHRINIXIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORMBLADE handily defeated CLOVER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NEOPHYTE overpowered CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
REM demolished FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ETERNAL D.J. was devastated by THE PEDOPHILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven bout.
SLEEPWALKER was defeated by TRUE BLUE in a 2 minute bloody duel.
DELPHIA savagely defeated NIKALA in a unpopular 18 minute bloody fight.
WIPEY subdued VAMPIRE in a popular 3 minute duel.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was devastated by TATHARLI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OSTRICH lost to THE SHOCKER in a 2 minute competition.
2 + 2 = 4 was subdued by KARILLIS in a action packed 6 minute gory match.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was vanquished by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BIG MAC defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody competition.
WALT WEISS subdued REAGANOMICS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute battle.
PINK FLOYD savagely defeated AUJARD in a action packed 2 minute bloody contest.
STEINBACH overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
MENTAL beat OZYMANDIAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BIKINI LINE was demolished by RAINSONG in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
LEGALASS lost to MARK OF THE BEAST in a 2 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  47         AIMED BLOW       159 - 112 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         PARRY-RIPOSTE     35 -  26 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         LUNGING ATTACK   280 - 237 -  4      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         SLASHING ATTACK  128 - 111 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         WALL OF STEEL    115 - 105 -  1      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK   63 -  81 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         TOTAL PARRY       78 - 120 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       47 -  74 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  44 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  33 -  0      30  |

Turn 536 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        21 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    9 - 13         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  9         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    27 - 20     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 13         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL     12 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  8         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DONNA 36-5966              41  17  1  351 BABES (3876)
AIMED BLOW       CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734   106  49  2  287 YO YO TRICKS (4107)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     80  84 17  264 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           79  49  1  262 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TONGUE-FLAPPIN' T 23-3505  65  37  0  250 SPECIAL ED (2722)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        82  46  1  241 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   64  54  0  232 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            39  28  2  213 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      GRAY WIND 6-5201           46  32  1  208 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    35  22  0  194 FEAR FACTORY III (4265)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TWIG 82-25226.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TARD 23-3505, YELLOWJACKET 62-3345, CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051, MIYAGI'S 
MIATA 42-4130, DONNA 36-5966, ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238, COUCH POTATO 3-2985, MESSENGER 
BIRD 30-4414, VAMPIRE 25-4546, and KARILLIS 35-1676.

The least popular fighter this week was NIKALA 56-3443.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DELPHIA 71-1771, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586, 
FIBULARIS 82-28877, CLOVER 36-5959, TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272, AZMUS 82-4139, IMAGE 
ENHANCER 18-3757, TELA 30-2973, and RIFF-RAFF 3-5710.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  4 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  3 0  ARADI(60)            2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             4  5 0  CALEAM(26)           1  3 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       2  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  7 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  3 0  IAYE(30)             5  4 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  JHANS(36)            2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  8 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          9 10 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   3  0 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         11  8 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           5  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  0 0  
TI(23)               2  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOBOO 1-4670                30  23  3  216  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         23  27  0  157  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         82  46  1  241  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   33  24  0  205  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           56  22  2  214  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              165  83  3  248  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  51  2  171  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                63  69  3  193  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  41  1  132  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        37  20  0  258  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  20  0  210  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SPHRINIXIN 14-1900          27  22  0  125  RAZOR BAX (1951)           TOBIR
 BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   38  14  0  204  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      80  84 17  264  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             23   7  1  220  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     59  44  2  285  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  27  0  192  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        27  22  1  243  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 DIESEL 26-4277              36  55  0  215  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  64  0  191  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         61  33  4  203  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                36  49  1  190  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           21  10  2  119  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            34   9  1  192  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               41  17  1  351  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          47  34  2  185  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 SELEX 40-3039               31   9  0  209  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  34  2  201  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    49  45  2  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       39  31  5  187  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              27  22  0  205  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               73 143  0  160  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      79  92  3  223  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 ACUTE 60-6048               26  16  0  209  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  61  1  205  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  31  2  188  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    106  49  2  287  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       29  24  0  158  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             56  35  1  209  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             29  13  1  212  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       37  23  1  196  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     149 178  2  219  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              38  24  1  326  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            20  21  6  132  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             80  36  5  195  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             29  12  3  227  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           52  23  4  225  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE