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Date   : 03/13/2007    Duedate: 03/26/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-537

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  772  440 10 63.7   13-BRING OUT TH 97/5144   41   33  0 55.4
  2-THE BOLT 62/4779      412  243  5 62.9   14 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    270  220  3 55.1
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
  3-TURKEY DAY C 33/5358  124   74  1 62.6      SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
  4 THEM 21/879          2952 1895 57 60.9      NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
    F BALLS 4/5204                              DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        15 LOCAL 238 82/4151     394  324  1 54.9
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             LOCAL 203 82/4167                     
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           LOCAL 202 82/3967                     
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         LOCAL 103 68/3365                     
    BABES 36/3876                               WILD OATS 82/4020                     
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        LOCAL 139 82/3789                     
    CORPS 74/3405                               LOCAL 241 82/4048                     
    SCUM 65/3594                                LOCAL 114 82/4174                     
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          16 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   209  186  3 52.9
    THE BEARS 1/979                             PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    THE BEARS 48/677                            LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  5 ENVENOMED 82/4693     712  474 11 60.0      BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                    17 THE CODA 71/3424      162  147  3 52.4
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
  6-WING HOVE 60/5360      13    9  1 59.1      WARCKERS 26/2633                      
  7 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    44   31  1 58.7      SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
  8-HOWIE'S DARK 96/4633 1720 1218 20 58.5      100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
  9 EVENGATE 21/3909      806  602 10 57.2      MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       CRYSTAL PALACE 30/5365                
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                    18 UNJUSTLY REN 82/5309  117  108  1 52.0
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
 10 PIMPS 9/4318          215  170  1 55.8   19 GRIM FANDANG 21/4581  242  252  3 49.0
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                   20 FANTASIA 1/4914      1236 1328 11 48.2
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
 11 MADTOWN 25/5125        15   12  0 55.6      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
 12 VILLAINS 82/5171     1906 1536 22 55.4      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 21 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  381  415  2 47.9   31 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   51   69  0 42.5
    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                    32 D.R.I. 21/5306         72   99  0 42.1
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
 22-RIO VISTANS 62/4390    11   12  0 47.8      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
 23 NUMBERS 7 82/5364     985 1090  8 47.5   33-HOGWARTS EXP 75/5359   37   51  1 42.0
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                34 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   13   20  0 39.4
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     35-DEATH PENALT 33/5362   24   40  1 37.5
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 36-RAZOR BAX 14/1951      16   29  0 35.6
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          BERSERK FURY 35/2188                  
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                37 ELFQUEST 11/4928      196  362  3 35.1
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1287 1457 20 46.9      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  38 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   22   42  0 34.4
 25-PHILANTHROPI 17/5354   15   17  0 46.9   39 BLUE MOON 9/3907      599 1187  5 33.5
    PHILANTHROPISTS 26/5357                     SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
 26 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     11   13  0 45.8      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  721  870  8 45.3      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
 28 GET 56/5334           283  349  4 44.8   40 MEN 29/4412           897 1790 17 33.4
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                              STORIES 49/2835                       
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    ERRATA 36/5266                              MIKES 14/3982                         
    BIRDS 41/4735                            41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  127  271  0 31.9
 29 REDHORSE 56/3727      307  393  1 43.9   42 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    4   14  0 22.2
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                        43-DARKOVER 66/4030        0    2  0  0.0
 30 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    61   81  0 43.0   44 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363    0    2  0  0.0
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There were no avoids, and no "most challenged" warrior, which could mean that half a
dozen guys were challenged half a dozen times each, who knows?

Today I will talk with you about seven fights.  Why seven?  They were each, in some
way, worthy of note.  Not that the other fights fought in our arena today were not
worthy of note, but... oh hell, I'm going to talk about these seven.  Because it's a
nice, round number.

1.  It was a fairly pathetic fight.  As you can see, Pink Floyd is a more than
competent young warrior.  Probably a Bloodgamer.  And the guard in question--well,
let's just say he's been practicing.  So it wasn't as bad a loss as it might have
seemed.  But it seems like these young guys, they concentrate on one strength and
then they have a lot of weaknesses.  It isn't until later in their careers that they
become well rounded.  Floyd couldn't take a hit.  The spectators don't think well of
a warrior who gets hit and can't take it.  PINK FLOYD (97-2155) (11-5-4,73) of
FLOYDIAN SLIP fought AMBITIOUS GUARD (100-9) (0-0-0,0) of ARENA STAND-INS.  PINK
FLOYD was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  And so, our
young combatant received a number of fruits and vegetables, delivered right to the
sand.

2.  Speaking of fruits, I sent some to a recently deceased warrior.  TALKIN' CAMEL
WALK (30-4586) (21-15-1,26) of GAMEHENDGE fought OZYMANDIAS (18-9068) (7-8-0,63) of
PENTARCHIE-18.  TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was slaughtered by OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute
gruesome uneven fight.  Gruesome?  Brains and guts all over the sand.  How do they
revive someone after that?  I don't know how it works.  When they do the resurrection
spell, the brains just get sucked back in I guess.  With, one must assume, some sand.
However, I sent a crate of fresh apricots to help overcome the resurrection hangover.
And I hope Mr. Walk is feeling better.

3.  This week's favorite warrior was Halo.  Why?  Politics.  Sure, he was in a long
fight, and sure, there was some energy conservation going on.  But I wouldn't really
say "scum."  Dirt Bag did actually fight.  A little.  DIRT BAG (65-4832) (26-11-
1,127) of SCUM challenged HALO (11-6189) (27-15-2,127) of NEVERWAKE.  DIRT BAG
savagely defeated HALO in a popular 15 minute brutal Challenge fray.

4.  Here we go!  Everyone wants to know how Ho-Chan did.  This guy wore all white
into the arena today, so you know he wasn't planning on doing any bleeding.  And he
didn't!  Of course... he was matched against a drastically less experienced and
(pardon me) less gifted warrior.  Rumor has it that after his hundredth loss, Bubba
will be inducted to Home Guard.  Which is a very happy fate, actually.  HO-CHAN THE
AXE (75-670) (149-178-2,219) of SAND DANCERS fought BUBBA (7-4833) (44-98-0,184) of
MORGAN'S BOYS.  HO-CHAN THE AXE devastated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

5.  We had a couple of Tournament Victor challenges this time.  Yay!  I'm pleased to
note that the first one, Joe Black, won his fight.  It was a good challenge, too.
Granted, Salena Warsmith doesn't have as impressive a record as Mr. Black.  But she
does have a lot more experience.  And the Commission had her rated higher than him.
JOE BLACK (48-3639) (41-26-1,193) of THE BEARS TV challenged SALENA WARSMITH (11-
5524) (40-53-2,196) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  JOE BLACK devastated SALENA WARSMITH in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Well done!

6.  Our other TV challenge was not so successful.  In this case, with such an
inexperienced warrior, you don't necessarily know how he'll do in all situations.  It
appears this young fellow couldn't eat up what Fibularis dished out.  SQUIRREL NUT
(1-7793) (18-1-5,75) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged FIBULARIS (82-28877) (24-15-
1,76) of MUSCLE MEN 4.  SQUIRREL NUT was demolished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.  But it was a good try, Mr. Nut.

7.  We have a new Tower Guardian!  Donna challenged the far more experienced and very
dangerous Aimed Blow Practitioner, Youcankeeptheduck.  Not surprisingly when people
go around wantonly challenging aimed blows with winning records, we now have one on
the throne.  When will they learn?  DONNA (36-5966) (41-17-1,351) of BABES challenged
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (80-54-0,246) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  DONNA was overpowered
by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.  Welcome,
Youncankeeptheduck.  I look forward to reading your column.  And would very much like
to know how you got the name... though I suspect it's an Aimed Blow thing and the
rest of us wouldn't understand.

This concludes our spyreport for the day.  May you pass the coming fortnight in
comfort and a measured level of productivity (i.e. work hard, but don't work yourself
sick).  May you enjoy a very interesting two weeks.  Oops!  That's a bit too much
like the old curse, isn't it?  Even so, interesting is good.

                                     Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   81  54  0  268  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    107  49  2  303  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
-DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     59  44  2  285  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      81  84 17  279  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            80  49  1  272  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   89  71  3  270  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              166  83  3  266  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    65  54  0  260  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BLONDIE 36-5723             47  27  1  258  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  65  37  0  250  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             30  12  3  248  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    50  45  2  240  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JOBOO 1-4670                31  23  3  235  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  47  19  5  233  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 SUICIDE 21-4832             24   7  1  232  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        32  24  1  231  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 EVERSTORM 69-641            82  86  2  230  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           48  33  0  230  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          43  21  2  230  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SAIONJI 73-4447             30  13  1  229  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     36  19  2  227  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     150 178  2  225  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           57  22  2  225  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  35  1  224  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
-VIRGINIA'S SECRET 11-6295   35  33  1  224  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  22  0  220  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 QUASAR 18-5925              53  64  0  218  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       18   7  0  218  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             41  36  1  217  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        71  66  2  216  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      95  79  3  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MANTISSA 82-9324            39  22  3  214  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
-RICO 51-5016                33  16  1  213  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         56  23  0  212  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        120  67  1  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            46  33  1  210  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MARCINKO 97-961             81  36  5  209  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          31  33  4  209  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
-SELEX 40-3039               31   9  0  209  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
-ACUTE 60-6048               26  16  0  209  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           16   6  1  209  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         71  89  3  208  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SMUNCH 18-8337              49  14  2  207  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            35   9  1  207  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 CORKY 1-4285                33  31  2  207  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         64  58  1  206  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       48  47  3  206  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           42  26  1  206  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        27  23  1  206  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 FOG 21-4416                 80  83  0  205  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      46  33  0  205  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      41  32  2  205  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 SPAZ 82-6629                23   4  1  205  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 JOHN 29-4177                65 113  1  204  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 SIRTON 82-9190              38  25  1  204  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   38  14  0  204  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 POSITIVE 26-3633           134  99  0  203  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 TELA 30-2973                37  49  1  203  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        40  37  0  202  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 CARNAL 21-5388              64  55  0  201  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         45  53  2  201  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-IN THE PIG! 96-864          39  31  6  200  HOWIE'S DARK PAST (4633)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 DIESEL 26-4277              36  56  0  200  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       52  52  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       38  23  1  198  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          48  34  2  197  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 DONNA 36-5966               41  18  1  197  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         82  47  1  196  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         54  46  1  196  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  35  2  196  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ODDJOB 82-18436             25  14  1  196  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       72  75  1  195  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  21  0  195  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           65  63  0  194  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 QUINTAL 18-8341             39  29  2  194  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         39  46  0  194  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 FALCON 82-11173             31  19  1  194  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  65  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 NORAF 82-3856               63  31  0  193  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 BURST 25-3654               54  43  1  193  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           52  24  4  193  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 KAIDEN 35-3108             117 121  2  192  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         43  23  0  192  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 CUDDLY 1-1900               43  20  0  192  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         26  11  0  192  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
-KING BEAR 35-3629           63  27  3  191  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  62  0  191  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          46  33  3  191  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        37  21  0  191  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         94  67  1  190  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      79  93  3  190  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       49  72  0  190  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 TWIG 82-25226               41  27  0  190  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  28  0  190  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  23  0  190  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     40  54  2  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHIP 60-4413                20  20  1  187  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             40  45  0  186  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  32  2  186  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  12  0  186  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            81  99  4  184  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 LETHE 9-4782                63  70  3  184  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           32  27  0  184  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              31  44  0  184  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-HOT SAUCE JONES 97-1398     28  20  3  184  BRING OUT THE DEAD (5144)  SHADOW GROVE
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         61  34  4  183  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        36  26  3  183  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           41  28  1  182  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          39  31  2  182  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           30   3  1  182  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           15   9  1  181  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POTOMACC 21-5489            35  43  1  180  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SKYWISE 11-5687             47  60  1  179  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JACKASS 21-4526             37  43  0  179  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  62  1  178  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 BUBBA 7-4833                44  99  0  178  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       39  32  5  178  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
-T. ZER 9-5011               29  18  2  178  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          68 105  4  177  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      58  73  0  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BAGMAN 4-5890               37  37  1  175  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          47  53  0  174  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      40  37  3  173  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   33  25  0  173  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       30  24  0  173  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        37  62  0  167  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            32  10  0  167  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         24  27  0  167  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 HOFFA 49-3185               74 143  0  162  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  52  2  162  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  15  0  162  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CALYX 30-4151               24  12  1  161  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         28  25  1  160  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SEGAL 14-3779               29  18  0  159  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 ADAM 7-4830                 46  97  2  154  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SURLY SOT 82-1555           26  12  0  154  LOCAL 202 (3967)           DWES EG
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     11   3  0  154  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       50  59  0  152  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MIPPLE 62-3513              22  14  0  150  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 REM 74-2853                 28  14  0  147  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BENT HALO 82-1385           23  11  2  147  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          33  21  0  146  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 COBRA 29-4355               26  25  1  146  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 MARCIANO 96-1446            21  21  6  145  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
-SPENCER 62-3610             21  17  2  142  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       39  27  1  139  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HONEY 11-6368               28  40  2  139  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            27  11  1  139  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      36  39  0  138  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-JEFFRO 62-3410              32  20  0  134  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 NICKEL 26-4240              29  31  0  134  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  38  1  134  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           22  10  2  134  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  42  1  133  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 HALO 11-6189                27  16  2  129  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 JERICO 7-4862               42  94  1  128  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     28  11  1  128  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 OTIS 3-6501                 27  14  4  126  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BERTHA 30-4469              36  31  1  125  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-SPHRINIXIN 14-1900          27  22  0  125  RAZOR BAX (1951)           TOBIR
 AZMUS 82-4139               15  13  0  125  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  74  0  123  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 JOHN 96-1187                10   8  5  119  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCIE 36-6076              18  13  1  115  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 LAFAYETTE 82-1542           22  14  0  111  LOCAL 139 (3789)           DWES EG
 PELICAN 41-3949             23  18  0  109  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-SALTON SEAHORSE 7-5713      24  33  2  107  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           38  66  0  104  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BUTTERNUT 82-1645           20  13  0  104  LOCAL 238 (4151)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FORK BALL 4-6244            21   2  0  100  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             28  16  0   97  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-O PUNCHA 16-5531            22  30  0   96  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          25  15  1   95  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           8   8  1   94  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 DELPHIA 71-1771             27  12  0   93  THE CODA (3424)            KYR'TERR
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      24  18  0   93  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
-ACTAON 10-5648              19  34  0   91  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANALGER 96-986             10  11  4   90  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 RAINSONG 11-6128            33  53  0   89  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CLOVER 36-5959              18  19  2   89  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
-JOCKSTRAP JONES 42-4237     23  16  1   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JONES 14-1283               33 175  6   84  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 BIG MAC 30-4547             27  25  1   84  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    28  16  0   82  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 MENTAL 25-5075              19  13  1   81  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-FREDIBAR 42-4236            21  16  1   80  DELVERS (3453)             RODEKI
 1104 82-17782               20  19  2   80  NUMBERS 7 (5364)           DWES EG
 SLINGSHOT 82-1593           16  22  2   79  LOCAL 203 (4167)           DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WIPEY 82-12634               9   5  0   79  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG
-FIERCE TIGER 15-4750        20  16  2   78  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         32  12  0   77  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SCANDALF 4-6219             25  25  0   76  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 AUJARD 8-4639               24  25  0   76  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
-TILARIN 40-4171             21   9  4   76  BEYOND THE PALE (3897)     ZENSU
 PISTACHIO 82-1648           18  14  0   76  LOCAL 241 (4048)           DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                60 120  1   75  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-DOWN POUR 29-4323           19  16  2   75  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       17  12  3   75  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 TOE 56-3896                 18   2  1   74  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
-NORM 62-3260                21  18  1   73  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
-TIM CAMPEAU 33-6360         19  13  3   73  NYE MAULERS (4380)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOLDBRICK 82-1445           19  17  0   72  LOCAL 114 (4174)           DWES EG
-SATCHEL 6-6215              18  15  1   70  THE LADY'S LIST (3421)     TRANSEL
-KARILLIS 35-1676            24  25  0   69  BERSERK FURY (2188)        MURSKA
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         18   2  5   68  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-ENTEK 18-9151               16  20  0   68  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        15   5  0   65  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
-SNOWY SNOW 30-4597          17   9  0   60  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
 CARY YON 19-4879            17   5  0   60  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-VISTA BLOWS 18-9258         16   9  0   57  WASTELAND (1887)           TALCAMA
 MAGENTA 3-5711              63 116  0   56  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          29  37  1   56  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 NIKALA 56-3443              23  16  0   56  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
-LONER 65-6779               15   9  1   55  MIGHTY DUCKS (5197)        DAL SHANG
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           34 116  0   54  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 TATHARLI 33-4505            32  56  0   54  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 STEINBACH 30-4473           27  42  0   54  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-FROZEN ROPE 1-7841          14  10  0   52  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  45  1   51  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            21  21  2   51  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-MACHIAVELLI 12-6440         14   9  0   51  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         18  11  1   50  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 PEA POD 33-7338             19   7  0   49  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SPALDING 74-4004            16   6  1   46  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  54  2   43  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 OSTRICH 41-3970             19  21  0   43  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          18   9  1   42  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         19  27  1   41  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-DIO RIDENOW 66-2112         15  12  0   41  DARKOVER (4030)            TARRGIR
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         18  18  0   33  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 LEGALASS 4-6217             24  25  1   31  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          11   6  4   26  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  21  16  1   25  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
TALKIN' CAMEL WAL 30-4586  21  16  1 GAMEHENDGE 5119        OZYMANDIAS 18-9068     537

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Ty Del-Wave -- I think your problem may be that really goopy big roll of a wave in
your hair, almost a pompadour.  It unbalances your head, and also puts people off. --
Ho-Chan the Axe

Spotted Pony -- Ah, but in Rocanis, we all learn how to ride. -- Delice the Red and
well-mounted

Spaz -- It's amazing that you can fight, the way you're twitching all the time. --
Lethe

Sleepwalker -- On the contrary, you're waking up!  It's your ungraduated teammates
who are asleep. -- True Blue

Palantirietc. -- Pooh. -- Tatharli

Twig -- You scummed me!  Shame on you! -- Gazelle

Fibularis -- I like to hear the announcer mentioning the other guy's body parts.
Especially yours--you have particularly nice parts. -- Rem

True Blue -- Yeah, yeah, you did that fairly well.  But in truth I don't think Blue
is a good color for you.  Makes you look pasty. -- Sleepwalker

14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena.  Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament".  Sign and send in the
following pledge:

* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
  use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
  preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
  the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
  Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 

1.  No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2.  One team per manager
3.  Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5.  20 teams required, per RSI
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead.)
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JOE BLACK devastated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SQUIRREL NUT was demolished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
DONNA was overpowered by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
REAL GUANO devastated ODDJOB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JOBOO devastated NECROMANCER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SAIONJI devastated QUINTAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
THE MADMAN was overpowered by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
EVIL ELMO was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SEX CAMEL savagely defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
TWIG was beaten by POSITIVE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
DEATH STAR was narrowly defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
COUCH POTATO subdued JOHN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
FALCON was beaten by ACK VERT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
TY DEL-WAVE was overpowered by SUICIDE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DARK THUNDER vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FIENDISH GLEE was devastated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NUTCRACKER overpowered JACKASS in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge bout.
KRAMER devastated BLACK ARCHER in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CORKY won victory over AFRICAN GREY in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
SMUNCH viciously subdued FOG in a action packed 4 minute bloody Challenge duel.
FLAT TOP overpowered DONAHAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SEGAL was vanquished by GAZELLE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OTIS was vanquished by ADAM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RAISON D'ETRE won victory over THE NOTHING in a action packed 1 minute Challenge bout.
COBRA was overpowered by TURD BURGLAR in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SHAVED MONKEY vanquished WALL OF GLASS in a popular 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
NEOPHYTE handily defeated JERICO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was subdued by REM in a popular 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CRAZY HORSE was overpowered by ROGUE 7 in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
MARCIE bested STRONGBOW in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIANO devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
DIRT BAG savagely defeated HALO in a popular 15 minute brutal Challenge fray.
ETERNAL D.J. savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 4 minute Challenge conflict.
FORK BALL overpowered BIG MAC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DELPHIA luckily beat CLOVER in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge competition.
SPALDING was vanquished by AUJARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CARY YON subdued TRUE BLUE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
PEA POD was devastated by SCANDALF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
DELICE THE RED was vanquished by QUASAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BELIAL overpowered GRAY WIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
THIRD OMEN demolished SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
HELDA PAY overpowered RIFF-RAFF in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
EVERSTORM handily defeated SWALLOWTAIL in a action packed 3 minute mismatched bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN demolished ALBINO RAINBOW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BART WELLENS was demolished by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE devastated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NORAF was devastated by SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
AUDIE MURPHY was devastated by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALVIN YORK was viciously subdued by SHEPHERD MOON in a 2 minute gory bout.
SIRTON lost to PERSEUS in a popular 3 minute gory struggle.
DIESEL was unbelievably bested by SPAZ in a 2 minute conflict.
DEATHBRINGER was bested by MARCINKO in a exciting 3 minute bout.
TIMMAAAY overpowered HORNED ONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT narrowly defeated PERSIANA JONES in a popular 3 minute conflict.
BIG STRONG MAN devastated BLAK MASK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUDDLY was savagely defeated by PRONTO PONGO in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
YELLOWJACKET was defeated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a popular 1 minute fight.
DALI PARTON vanquished LETHE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEBBIE DOES DM subdued ROMUALD B TUNE in a popular 1 minute duel.
SIGHTBLINDER overpowered MESSENGER BIRD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided contest.
CARNAL beat SKYWISE in a exciting 1 minute match.
BURST was overpowered by DEATH BY NPC in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SNIPER BEAR slimly lost to CHIP in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
IN-BRED BEAR viciously subdued POTOMACC in a exciting 4 minute gruesome match.
FLABBY-O devastated VIOLENT VOLE in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
PYGMY SHREW was vanquished by WEYLUND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLACK MESSIAH was viciously subdued by TELA in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
DREAM CATCHER beat INBRED FRED in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
MANTISSA handily defeated SHIRLEY in a exciting 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE was viciously subdued by KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
SPOTTED PONY subdued BAGMAN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CALYX overpowered JOHN in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOLEE BINDO was demolished by CADEX CFM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HOFFA savagely defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
IMAGE ENHANCER vanquished STORMBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRAZY FINGERS vanquished PELICAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
BERTHA was devastated by BLOWN AWAY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
SHOVELING SANDY handily defeated AZMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
OILY BIRD overpowered LAFAYETTE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
HONEY was defeated by BENT HALO in a exciting 1 minute contest.
MIYAGI'S MIATA vanquished TWO GLASS EYES in a 1 minute uneven contest.
SURLY SOT overpowered NICKEL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BUTTERNUT overpowered JONES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE PEDOPHILE was demolished by VAMPIRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRANK lost to RAINSONG in a action packed 1 minute melee.
WALT WEISS was overcome by MICKEY MANTLE in a exciting 1 minute match.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was slaughtered by OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
TATHARLI handily defeated BIKINI LINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
1104 viciously subdued OSTRICH in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
STEINBACH was overpowered by MENTAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven contest.
THE SHOCKER was overpowered by SLINGSHOT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PISTACHIO overpowered SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MANALGER demolished REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
GOLDBRICK viciously subdued NIKALA in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
PINK FLOYD was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARK OF THE BEAST vanquished TREESTUMP in a 1 minute mismatched match.
2 + 2 = 4 was viciously subdued by TOE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome contest.
LEGALASS was viciously subdued by PALANTIRIATHALASA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  49         AIMED BLOW       166 - 109 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  28 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 26         LUNGING ATTACK   279 - 227 -  3      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   23         SLASHING ATTACK  129 - 113 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    110 - 111 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  88 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         TOTAL PARRY       76 - 118 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       45 -  75 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  45 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  32 -  0      35  |

Turn 537 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        18 -  9     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 13         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    26 - 23     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  7         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 12         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 13     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 10         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355  81  54  0  268 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     81  84 17  279 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           80  49  1  272 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   65  54  0  260 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIMMAAAY 98-647            30  12  3  248 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)
LUNGING ATTACK   LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048   50  45  2  240 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
WALL OF STEEL    EVERSTORM 69-641           82  86  2  230 KREL DOMINATION (3974)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     95  79  3  214 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       120  67  1  211 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            35  28  0  190 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was HALO 11-6189.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLOVER 36-5959, 
COBRA 29-4355, SMUNCH 18-8337, ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931, SIRTON 82-9190, PRONTO PONGO 
26-3999, IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172, REM 74-2853, TOE 56-3896, and SEX CAMEL 82-25548.

The least popular fighter this week was PINK FLOYD 97-2155.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SLEEPWALKER 74-2843, THE SHOCKER 2-5356, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, 
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586, NICKEL 26-4240, TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272, BERTHA 30-4469, 
JOHN 96-1187, BUBBA 7-4833, and PEA POD 33-7338.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  7 0  CALEAM(26)           2  2 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            5  4 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  4 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  2 0  IAYE(30)             3  6 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1 11 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  DWES EG(82)         17  9 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  2 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  1 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15  4 1  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  6 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOBOO 1-4670                31  23  3  235  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         24  27  0  167  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        120  67  1  211  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        40  37  0  202  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        15   5  0   65  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           57  22  2  225  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              166  83  3  266  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  52  2  162  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                63  70  3  184  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  42  1  133  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      46  33  0  205  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  21  0  195  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SEGAL 14-3779               29  18  0  159  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  15  0  162  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   81  54  0  268  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARY YON 19-4879            17   5  0   60  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             24   7  1  232  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  28  0  190  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        27  23  1  206  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        71  66  2  216  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      76  65  0  193  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                65 113  1  204  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                37  49  1  203  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 OILY BIRD 33-6503           22  10  2  134  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            35   9  1  207  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               41  18  1  197  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          48  34  2  197  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  35  2  196  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    50  45  2  240  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       39  32  5  178  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  22  0  220  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           42  26  1  206  THE BEARS (677)            CAER

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 49-3185               74 143  0  162  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      79  93  3  190  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 CHIP 60-4413                20  20  1  187  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  62  1  178  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  32  2  186  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           48  33  0  230  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    107  49  2  303  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       30  24  0  173  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  35  1  224  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             30  13  1  229  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       38  23  1  198  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 REAL GUANO 75-3088          43  21  2  230  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     36  19  2  227  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            21  21  6  145  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             81  36  5  209  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             30  12  3  248  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  47  19  5  233  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE