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Date   : 03/27/2007    Duedate: 04/09/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-538

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  773  440 10 63.7      LOCAL 103 68/3365                     
  2-THE BOLT 62/4779      412  243  5 62.9      LOCAL 202 82/3967                     
    BLOOD & IRON 40/3442                        WILD OATS 82/4020                     
    THIEVES GUILD 60/4312                       LOCAL 139 82/3789                     
  3 THEM 21/879          2965 1900 58 60.9   10 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    271  225  3 54.6
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    F BALLS 4/5204                              SPECIAL ED 23/2722                    
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
    BABES 36/3876                               DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      11 MADTOWN 25/5125        15   13  0 53.6
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                     12 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   214  191  3 52.8
    CORPS 74/3405                               PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    SCUM 65/3594                                VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    THE BEARS 48/677                            BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    THE BEARS 1/979                             SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
  4 ENVENOMED 82/4693     719  476 11 60.2   13-THE CODA 71/3424      162  147  3 52.4
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           WARCKERS 26/2633                      
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
  5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    44   32  1 57.9      100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
  6 EVENGATE 21/3909      810  611 10 57.0      CRYSTAL PALACE 30/5365                
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                     14 UNJUSTLY REN 82/5309  118  109  1 52.0
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237             15 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     13   13  0 50.0
  7 PIMPS 9/4318          216  172  1 55.7   16 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     244  253  3 49.1
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                       17 FANTASIA 1/4914      1245 1335 12 48.3
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
  8 VILLAINS 82/5171     1914 1540 22 55.4      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
  9 LOCAL 238 82/4151     398  328  1 54.8      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    LOCAL 203 82/4167                           CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    LOCAL 114 82/4174                        18 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  386  418  2 48.0
    LOCAL 241 82/4048                           PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                       FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
 19 RIO VISTANS 62/4390    12   13  0 48.0      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
 20 NUMBERS 7 82/5364     990 1097  8 47.4      WHO DA MAN? 12/5368                   
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                28 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   13   21  0 38.2
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     29-DEATH PENALT 33/5362   24   40  1 37.5
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 30 ELFQUEST 11/4928      203  365  3 35.7
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361                 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 31-RAZOR BAX 14/1951      16   29  0 35.6
 21 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1294 1460 20 47.0      BERSERK FURY 35/2188                  
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  32 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   22   43  0 33.8
 22 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  721  871  8 45.3   33 BLUE MOON 9/3907      601 1190  5 33.6
 23 GET 56/5334           286  356  4 44.5      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    ERRATA 25/3564                           34 MEN 29/4412           899 1796 17 33.4
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    ERRATA 36/5266                              VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    BIRDS 41/4735                               STORIES 49/2835                       
 24 REDHORSE 56/3727      307  396  1 43.7      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                           MIKES 14/3982                         
 25 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    63   82  0 43.4   35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  127  274  0 31.7
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                   36 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    4   16  0 20.0
 26 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   52   69  0 43.0   37 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363    0    3  0  0.0
 27 D.R.I. 21/5306         73  101  0 42.0   38 TONGUE N CHE 82/5367    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

Buddy Hackett appeared on Johnny Carson circa 1987 and told the following joke.

     A city guy has a bunch of friends who have all gotten into duck hunting.  They
continually pester him to get out and give it a try, but he's always working.  Can't
ever get out of the office, no matter how hard his friends try to get him to join
them.  There's nothing quite like duck hunting, they promise.  Finally, the one time
he's available, none of his friends can go.  But they tell him to go without them.
They set him up with all the best equipment, best duck blind, all that stuff.  So he
gets up way too early in the morning and gets out to the spot they've set up for him.
He sits and waits... And waits... And waits.  Nothing. Not a single bird crosses the
sky.  He waits all morning.  Nothing.  Afternoon?  Nothing.  But he's persistent.
Nothing in the evening either.  It's late.  He's cold.  But he's not going home
without a duck.  No way.
     Finally, a single mallard crosses the sky.  He takes aim, prays a little prayer,
and BANG!  And he hits it!  The duck spirals downward into the woods.  He gets up and
chases after where it must've landed.  After a couple minutes, he spots it.
     It's on the other side of a chain link fence.  Not to be deterred, the guy
climbs the eight-foot fence and drops to the other side.  When he looks up, there's a
boot.  Not just any boot.  It's gotta be size 16. There's this huge mountain man,
probably 6'6, 350 pounds.  The city guy says "I'm really sorry to bother you.  I just
want to collect my duck and I'll be out of your way."
     "That's my duck," says the mountain man.
     "No.  See, I've been waiting all day and that's the only duck that I saw and I
shot it, so it's my duck."
     The mountain man won't budge.  "It's my duck."
     The city guy thinks for a second and pulls out his wallet.  "Here, I'll pay
you."
     "I don't want yer money."
     "What do you want?"
     The mountain man thinks for a second and says "Let's solve this country style.
Either you agree or you get off my land."
     The city guy doesn't know what that means, but he consents.
     The mountain man explains: "Country style means one guy kicks the other guy in
the balls as hard as he can.  Then the other guy kicks the first guy in the balls.
They keep going until someone gives up.  Other guy keeps the duck."
     Holy moly!  This guy's HUGE!  There's no way in hell... The city guy knows he
has to bring a duck home, so he regretfully agrees.  Mountain man says "I'll go
first."
     The Mountain Man takes a running start and PUNTS him!  City boy goes into the
air.  He's sure he's inverted.  His eyes bulge out.  He vomits.  Again.  He's never
felt this much pain in his life.  He writhes and cries.  But he won't give up.  He
pulls himself to his knees and nearly faints.  No.  He's going through with this.
After an hour of struggling to stand, he finally collects himself and whimpers.
"Okay....  My..... Turn."
     "Aw hell," says the Mountain Man...
     -- You Can Keep The Duck

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

My Talahyan Friends,

There was but one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle.  SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) (18-
2-5,68) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged AUJARD (8-4639) (24-25-0,76) of LA
PENTARCHIE.  SQUIRREL NUT devastated AUJARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
Very well done, Mr. Nut.

YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (81-54-0,268) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged COUCH POTATO
(3-2985) (120-67-1,211) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.    YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK viciously subdued
COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.  In addition to which,
Youcankeeptheduck gave us a very satisfying explanation of how he got his warrior
name.  Thank you!  And although you did not call it a Tower Guardian's column, it is,
and I appreciate your so honoring the position.  I hope to see another column from
you next cycle.

Color Me Suave was avoided by The Bears.  The most challenged warrior was Fog.
SMUNCH (18-8337) (49-14-2,207) of THUNDR + LITENING challenged FOG (21-4416) (80-83-
0,205) of EVENGATE.  SMUNCH overpowered FOG in an exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided
Challenge fight.  I suppose Fog is probably a good teacher -- though he doesn't look
like one of those puds that people challenge all the time, hoping for an easy win and
a few skills.

I'm sorry to remind you that we had two deaths today.  First was Cadex CFM.  T. ZER
(9-5011) (29-18-2,178) of LETTER BOMBS challenged CADEX CFM (18-3366) (15-9-1,181) of
THE BIKE SHOP.  T. ZER assassinated CADEX CFM in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel.  I have sent the unfortunate Mr. CFM a visitor:  Mistress Ardana, a
tall and lovely lady in black leather who bills herself as a professional masseuse.
I, um, don't know the purpose of the whip she wears at her hip, or the manacles she
carries in her bag.  But I'm sure a stimulating massage has by now rid Mr. CFM of his
resurrection hangover.

Our second and last death of the day was Bliss. BLISS (74-2940) (42-30-0,206) of
BLADE ZEN fought CRAZED GOBLIN (82-9051) (72-75-1,195) of CLAN BLACKHAND.  BLISS was
easily killed by CRAZED GOBLIN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.  Since
Mistress Ardana was already busy, I sent Bliss a bowl of fruit and a bouquet of
fragrant spring lilacs.  Enjoy, and remember that life is good!

HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (150-178-2,225) of SAND DANCERS fought BURST (25-3654) (54-
43-1,193) of ERRATA.  HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated BURST in an exciting 2 minute
bloody fray.  Of course Ho-Chan is our Overall Popularity Leader, and shall be, I'm
sure, until he's finally inducted to Primus (and retirement?).  Turquoise and cream
he wore today.  And I believe it got spattered with a few drops of blood, tsk tsk.

DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (79-93-3,190) of BAD APPLES fought WALL OF GLASS (11-5534)
(50-59-0,152) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  DELICE THE RED was unbelievably bested by WALL
OF GLASS in a 4 minute contest.  The delectable Delice was voted this cycle's
favorite warrior.  Not, I think, because the spectators thought she was scummed.
It's the red armor, and the shape it describes.

REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (18-11-1,50) of D.R.I. fought ETERNAL D.J. (3-5931) (32-12-
0,77) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  REAGANOMICS demolished ETERNAL D.J. in a 1 minute
mismatched fray.  Eternal D.J. was voted our least popular warrior this cycle.  I
guess more than a few people lost money on that fight.

There were 95 fights this cycle, and do you know how long the longest one was?  Only
6 minutes.  Where are all the great sc-- er, defensive warriors with the Grand Master
degrees in circling warily and conserving their energy?

And that, I do believe, concludes our spyreport for this cycle.  May you enjoy a
fortnight of productivity and contentment until we meet again.

                                 Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   82  54  0  303  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    108  49  2  308  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      82  84 17  293  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 ACK VERT 18-7429            81  49  1  287  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    66  54  0  285  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467     59  44  2  285  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   90  71  3  280  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             48  27  1  279  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BELIAL 7-3838              167  83  3  277  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       73  75  2  263  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 JOBOO 1-4670                32  23  3  257  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
-TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505  65  37  0  250  SPECIAL ED (2722)          TI
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           43  26  1  236  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     151 178  2  235  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      96  79  3  234  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         72  89  3  234  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     37  19  2  233  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        32  24  1  231  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-REAL GUANO 75-3088          43  21  2  230  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 RICO 51-5016                34  16  1  227  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       19   7  0  227  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 SIRTON 82-9190              39  25  1  224  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         95  67  1  223  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         57  23  0  223  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MANTISSA 82-9324            40  22  3  222  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         65  58  1  221  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           17   6  1  221  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 SMUNCH 18-8337              50  14  2  220  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 MARCINKO 97-961             82  36  5  219  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      47  33  0  219  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          49  34  2  218  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 TWIG 82-25226               42  27  0  218  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        71  66  2  216  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 CARNAL 21-5388              65  55  0  215  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       49  47  3  213  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            47  33  1  212  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 QUINTAL 18-8341             40  29  2  210  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 T. ZER 9-5011               30  18  3  210  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 ODDJOB 82-18436             25  15  1  210  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         44  23  0  209  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DONNA 36-5966               42  18  1  209  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-SELEX 40-3039               31   9  0  209  BLOOD & IRON (3442)        ZENSU
-ACUTE 60-6048               26  16  0  209  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      77  65  0  208  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  36  2  208  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         27  11  0  207  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           64  27  3  206  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      41  32  2  205  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           42  28  1  204  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162   38  14  0  204  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
-POSITIVE 26-3633           134  99  0  203  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        120  68  1  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         46  53  2  203  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     41  54  2  203  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 NORAF 82-3856               64  31  0  202  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
-DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        40  37  0  202  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 TELA 30-2973                37  50  1  202  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 EVERSTORM 69-641            82  87  2  201  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 FOG 21-4416                 80  84  0  200  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 JOHN 29-4177                65 114  1  200  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          47  33  3  200  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
-DIESEL 26-4277              36  56  0  200  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 SAIONJI 73-4447             30  14  1  200  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        38  21  0  199  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  36  1  198  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  47  20  5  198  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
-DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       38  23  1  198  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           66  63  0  197  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       50  72  0  197  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           33  27  0  197  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           31   3  1  197  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          69 105  4  196  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           48  34  0  196  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 QUASAR 18-5925              53  65  0  195  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  23  0  195  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 FALCON 82-11173             31  20  1  194  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             30  13  3  194  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 SUICIDE 21-4832             24   8  1  194  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       52  53  0  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  63  0  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CORKY 1-4285                33  32  2  193  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         82  48  1  192  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           57  23  2  192  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-CUDDLY 1-1900               43  20  0  192  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         39  47  0  192  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 BURST 25-3654               54  44  1  191  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        37  26  3  191  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        27  24  1  191  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         54  47  1  190  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    50  46  2  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            35  10  1  190  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  22  0  190  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SPAZ 82-6629                23   5  1  190  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           52  25  4  189  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      41  37  3  189  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          31  34  4  189  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LETHE 9-4782                63  71  3  188  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 SKYWISE 11-5687             48  60  1  188  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 BLISS 74-2940               42  31  0  187  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       40  32  5  187  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  29  0  187  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
-DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  32  2  186  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
-SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  12  0  186  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 WEYLUND 82-3660             41  37  1  185  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  24  0  185  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 CHIP 60-4413                20  21  1  184  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         61  35  4  182  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   34  25  0  182  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 GAZELLE 56-3701             40  46  0  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 JACKASS 21-4526             38  43  0  181  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              31  45  0  181  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  63  1  180  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-POTOMACC 21-5489            35  43  1  180  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      59  73  0  179  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          39  32  2  179  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       51  59  0  177  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BAGMAN 4-5890               38  37  1  177  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          48  53  0  176  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 BUBBA 7-4833                44 100  0  175  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        38  62  0  175  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             117 122  2  174  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
-SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       30  24  0  173  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           15  10  1  172  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         24  28  0  171  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            81 100  4  169  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      79  94  3  169  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         29  25  1  169  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            32  11  0  167  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  16  0  165  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 CALYX 30-4151               24  13  1  164  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  52  2  162  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 HOFFA 49-3185               74 144  0  161  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-SEGAL 14-3779               29  18  0  159  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 SURLY SOT 82-1555           26  13  0  157  LOCAL 202 (3967)           DWES EG
 ADAM 7-4830                 47  97  2  156  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 HONEY 11-6368               29  40  2  155  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 MIPPLE 62-3513              23  14  0  155  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      37  39  0  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     11   4  0  150  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          34  21  0  148  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 REM 74-2853                 28  15  0  148  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 BENT HALO 82-1385           23  12  2  147  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       40  27  1  146  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
-COBRA 29-4355               26  25  1  146  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     29  11  1  145  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SPENCER 62-3610             21  17  2  142  THE BOLT (4779)            VALAMANTIS
 MARCIANO 96-1446            21  22  6  141  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 NICKEL 26-4240              29  32  0  139  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 JERICO 7-4862               42  95  1  137  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 HALO 11-6189                28  16  2  137  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BERTHA 30-4469              37  31  1  136  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  39  1  135  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            27  12  1  134  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-OILY BIRD 33-6503           22  10  2  134  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 MARCIE 36-6076              19  13  1  132  BABES (3876)               JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEFFRO 62-3410              32  21  0  131  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 JOHN 96-1187                10   9  5  128  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 LA TOUR 18-8525             30  38  0  127  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BUTTERNUT 82-1645           21  13  0  127  LOCAL 238 (4151)           DWES EG
-SPHRINIXIN 14-1900          27  22  0  125  RAZOR BAX (1951)           TOBIR
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  75  0  120  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 OTIS 3-6501                 27  15  4  119  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  43  1  116  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 LAFAYETTE 82-1542           22  15  0  113  LOCAL 139 (3789)           DWES EG
 THE CLEAR 30-4539           29  25  0  112  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540      25  29  0  112  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 AZMUS 82-4139               15  14  0  112  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           39  66  0  110  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SALTON SEAHORSE 7-5713      24  33  2  107  BEACH BABES (4207)         BONSUR
 PELICAN 41-3949             23  19  0  107  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             29  16  0  103  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLINGSHOT 82-1593           17  22  2  100  LOCAL 203 (4167)           DWES EG
 MANALGER 96-986             11  11  4  100  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
-Q*BERT 35-3928              25  19  5   99  FLIPPERS ARCADE (5267)     MURSKA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          26  15  1   97  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-ENCHANTED 30-4517           22  29  0   95  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
-DELPHIA 71-1771             27  12  0   93  THE CODA (3424)            KYR'TERR
 1104 82-17782               21  19  2   93  NUMBERS 7 (5364)           DWES EG
 RAINSONG 11-6128            34  53  0   91  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      24  19  0   91  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MENTAL 25-5075              20  13  1   90  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 CLOVER 36-5959              18  20  2   90  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    29  16  0   88  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-BUDDHA 12-6231              22  21  1   88  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       18  12  3   87  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 JONES 14-1283               34 175  6   86  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-JOCKSTRAP JONES 42-4237     23  16  1   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         19  11  1   84  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         19   2  5   83  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 BLACK FLAG 82--19490        19  11  3   83  TONGUE N CHEEK (5367)      DWES EG
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           8   9  1   83  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PISTACHIO 82-1648           19  14  0   82  LOCAL 241 (4048)           DWES EG
 GOLDBRICK 82-1445           20  17  0   80  LOCAL 114 (4174)           DWES EG
-DOMINO JOE 3-6562           19  22  1   80  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            21   3  0   79  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
-WIPEY 82-12634               9   5  0   79  UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309)    DWES EG
-FIERCE TIGER 15-4750        20  16  2   78  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 BIG MAC 30-4547             27  26  1   76  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 TOE 56-3896                 18   3  1   76  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
-AVALANCH LILY 63-2636       18  22  0   76  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-DOWN POUR 29-4323           19  16  2   75  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-TREEKILLER 56-3927          21  10  0   73  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        16   5  0   70  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 FRANK 3-5707                60 121  1   69  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-KARILLIS 35-1676            24  25  0   69  BERSERK FURY (2188)        MURSKA
 OSTRICH 41-3970             20  21  0   68  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-ENTEK 18-9151               16  20  0   68  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
-SHORT ROCK 75-3196          15  22  0   67  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 AUJARD 8-4639               24  26  0   66  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 SPALDING 74-4004            17   6  1   61  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
-SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275      15  16  0   61  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 PEA POD 33-7338             20   7  0   60  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-SNOWY SNOW 30-4597          17   9  0   60  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566          16  12  0   60  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            22  21  2   59  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         19  18  0   58  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 NIKALA 56-3443              23  17  0   56  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
 CARY YON 19-4879            17   6  0   56  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           34 117  0   55  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         32  13  0   55  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-T.R. 62-4249                15   8  2   55  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 SCANDALF 4-6219             25  26  0   54  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          29  38  1   52  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-FROZEN ROPE 1-7841          14  10  0   52  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-MACHIAVELLI 12-6440         14   9  0   51  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
-NAHTALEE 9-4871             14   8  0   50  THE MONGOLOIDS (469)       ZUKAL
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          12   6  4   50  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 TATHARLI 33-4505            32  57  0   43  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  46  1   43  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         19  28  1   43  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  55  2   42  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 LEGALASS 4-6217             24  26  1   40  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          18  10  1   39  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  21  17  1   36  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MAGENTA 3-5711              63 117  0   34  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 STEINBACH 30-4473           27  43  0   32  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
CADEX CFM 18-3366          15  10  1 THE BIKE SHOP 4983     T. ZER 9-5011          538
BLISS 74-2940              42  31  0 BLADE ZEN 4492         CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051  538

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Cary Yon -- And yon and yon.  Whew.  Exhausting just thinking about it. -- True Blue

Quasar -- You can be a bit of a bore, but why should anyone WANT to kill you?  Aren't
we all supposed to stand shoulder to shoulder, or in your case, shoulder to ribs,
against the forces of Chaos? -- Delice the Red

Bubba -- The bigger they are, the harder it is to find shoes to fit. -- Ho-Chan the
Axe

Dali Parton -- The little beard looks really strange on you. -- Lethe

Bikini Line -- Contrary to popular opinion, the chain-mail bikini is NOT the last
word in women's combat wear. -- Tatharli

Sleepwalker -- Phbbbt! -- True Blue

Segal -- Good challenge.  I should've taught you something for your trouble, but... I
wasn't in the mood.  Sorry. -- Gazelle

Flagpole Panties -- How did you manage to lose that fight?  I was about to drop from
exhaustion.  Well, anyway, cool. -- Rem

Pistachio -- Other than the discomfort of breathing with your weapon in my chest,
that fight was kinda fun.  Why are you called Pistachio? -- Sleepwalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SQUIRREL NUT devastated AUJARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK viciously subdued COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
HELDA PAY was defeated by BIG STRONG MAN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JOBOO viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
RICO demolished KRAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DARK THUNDER vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FALCON was handily defeated by ACK VERT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by HORNED ONE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KING BEAR vanquished TY DEL-WAVE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SMUNCH overpowered FOG in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
FLAT TOP was handily defeated by DALI PARTON in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
DONNA devastated SNAPPY GEORGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EVIL ELMO was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TWIG overpowered SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
RAISON D'ETRE beat CHIP in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
CARE BEAR narrowly defeated DONAHAR in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
CORKY was handily defeated by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
T. ZER assassinated CADEX CFM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DIRT BAG was viciously subdued by HONEY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIE overpowered AZMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JEFFRO was viciously subdued by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MARCIANO was overpowered by JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HALO overpowered PELICAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PEA POD overpowered TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GOLDBRICK viciously subdued NIKALA in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
SLINGSHOT overpowered FORK BALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARY YON was overpowered by THE PEDOPHILE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPALDING overpowered TATHARLI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated BURST in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
THIRD OMEN was vanquished by SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BELIAL narrowly defeated ODDJOB in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
SUICIDE was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHITE WATER HIPPO handily defeated QUASAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
SAIONJI was beaten by SIGHTBLINDER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
SQUIRREL KILLER beat JOHN in a exciting 1 minute competition.
PERSEUS was overcome by NUTCRACKER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN narrowly defeated AFRICAN GREY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
EVERSTORM was subdued by MANTISSA in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
DEATH BY NPC handily defeated ROGUE 7 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
WEYLUND was handily defeated by BLAK MASK in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
TIMMAAAY was demolished by SIRTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BLONDIE overpowered PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was handily defeated by QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GAZELLE was vanquished by SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK ARCHER was demolished by PERSIANA JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DELICE THE RED was unbelievably bested by WALL OF GLASS in a 4 minute contest.
JOE BLACK devastated AUDIE MURPHY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
SALENA WARSMITH viciously subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
BART WELLENS devastated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NECROMANCER vanquished NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LETHE was defeated by GRAY WIND in a 2 minute brawl.
BLISS was easily killed by CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
LE PAIN DLG defeated TURD BURGLAR in a 2 minute brutal duel.
THE MADMAN handily defeated SURLY SOT in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued INBRED FRED in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
THE BUTCHER demolished DEATHBRINGER in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
CARNAL overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK vanquished HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ROMUALD B TUNE vanquished SEX CAMEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TELA was demolished by MARCINKO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RIFF-RAFF was overpowered by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NORAF narrowly defeated YELLOWJACKET in a popular 2 minute fight.
KAIDEN was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE NOTHING beat JOHN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE subdued CALYX in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
BAGMAN defeated NICKEL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ADAM handily defeated THE CLEAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JACKASS won victory over JERICO in a action packed 1 minute match.
FIENDISH GLEE overpowered BENT HALO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHOVELING SANDY was handily defeated by SKYWISE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
IMAGE ENHANCER devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
VIOLENT VOLE defeated REM in a 2 minute fray.
LA TOUR was narrowly defeated by BERTHA in a 2 minute match.
STRONGBOW overcame TWO GLASS EYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MIPPLE overpowered LAFAYETTE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BLOWN AWAY viciously subdued WROTE THE BOOK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome duel.
MIYAGI'S MIATA handily defeated OTIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was overpowered by CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute competition.
STORMBLADE was savagely defeated by BUTTERNUT in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
OZYMANDIAS was overcome by 1104 in a popular 1 minute fight.
VAMPIRE beat CLOVER in a exciting 2 minute bout.
FIBULARIS vanquished TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PISTACHIO vanquished WALT WEISS in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
SLEEPWALKER was vanquished by RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TOE was overcome by MANALGER in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was vanquished by MICKEY MANTLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OSTRICH viciously subdued SCANDALF in a exciting 4 minute brutal competition.
2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 3 minute uneven fight.
BLACK FLAG luckily beat BIG MAC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
STEINBACH was demolished by PINK FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MENTAL overpowered FRANK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven contest.
BIKINI LINE overpowered MAGENTA in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided fight.
REAGANOMICS demolished ETERNAL D.J. in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
JONES viciously subdued LEGALASS in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
TRUE BLUE won victory over THE SHOCKER in a 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  54         AIMED BLOW       166 - 112 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         LUNGING ATTACK   284 - 226 -  5      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 24         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  32 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         SLASHING ATTACK  131 - 116 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    108 - 111 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  90 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         TOTAL PARRY       76 - 119 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  45 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-LUNGE       46 -  75 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  31 -  0      37  |

Turn 538 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL     13 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 14         4  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        13 - 11     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 11                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  6                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    28 - 26                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355  82  54  0  303 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619     82  84 17  293 THUNDR + LITENING (483)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           81  49  1  287 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   66  54  0  285 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLONDIE 36-5723            48  27  1  279 BABES (3876)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     96  79  3  234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL    SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        95  67  1  223 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
TOTAL PARRY      SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730        65  58  1  221 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HELDA PAY 68-4876          48  34  0  196 LOCAL 103 (3365)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            35  29  0  187 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DELICE THE RED 56-3401.  The ten other most popular fighters were CALYX 
30-4151, BUTTERNUT 82-1645, OSTRICH 41-3970, BIG MAC 30-4547, CEREBRAL JANITOR 
18-7729, GOLDBRICK 82-1445, TOE 56-3896, JOBOO 1-4670, DONAHAR 24-3006, and SALENA 
WARSMITH 11-5524.

The least popular fighter this week was ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAGENTA 3-5711, FRANK 3-5707, STEINBACH 30-4473, SLEEPWALKER 
74-2843, WALT WEISS 30-4482, OTIS 3-6501, WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540, RIFF-RAFF 3-5710, 
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728, and SURLY SOT 82-1555.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  3 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  4 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  7 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  5 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  IAYE(30)             3  8 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            3  2 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 1  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       9  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  DWES EG(82)         16 11 1  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          0  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)         16  4 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           6  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOBOO 1-4670                32  23  3  257  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         24  28  0  171  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        120  68  1  203  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         95  67  1  223  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        16   5  0   70  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         57  23  0  223  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              167  83  3  277  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               24  26  0   66  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               30  18  3  210  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  43  1  116  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      47  33  0  219  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  22  0  190  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               34 175  6   86  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  16  0  165  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   82  54  0  303  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CARY YON 19-4879            17   6  0   56  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
 CARNAL 21-5388              65  55  0  215  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             35  29  0  187  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               54  44  1  191  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              29  32  0  139  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      77  65  0  208  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 JOHN 29-4177                65 114  1  200  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                37  50  1  202  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEA POD 33-7338             20   7  0   60  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           64  27  3  206  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             48  27  1  279  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          49  34  2  218  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  36  2  208  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       50  72  0  197  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       40  32  5  187  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  23  0  195  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           43  26  1  236  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               74 144  0  161  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                34  16  1  227  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             40  46  0  181  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 CHIP 60-4413                20  21  1  184  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  63  1  180  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     11   4  0  150  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           48  34  0  196  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    108  49  2  308  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  36  1  198  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             30  14  1  200  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 BLISS 74-2940               42  31  0  187  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     151 178  2  235  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       73  75  2  263  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            21  22  6  141  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             82  36  5  219  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             30  13  3  194  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  47  20  5  198  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE