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Date : 03/27/2007 Duedate: 04/09/2007
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-538
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317 773 440 10 63.7 LOCAL 103 68/3365
2-THE BOLT 62/4779 412 243 5 62.9 LOCAL 202 82/3967
BLOOD & IRON 40/3442 WILD OATS 82/4020
THIEVES GUILD 60/4312 LOCAL 139 82/3789
3 THEM 21/879 2965 1900 58 60.9 10 SPECIAL ED 17/4525 271 225 3 54.6
NASTY MOB 21/4730 THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501
BOY O'S 51/4027 STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029
F BALLS 4/5204 SPECIAL ED 23/2722
THE BEARS 35/2674 NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053
BABES 36/3876 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 11 MADTOWN 25/5125 15 13 0 53.6
SPORTS GREATS 5/5361 12 ALL FINESSE 38/4746 214 191 3 52.8
CORPS 74/3405 PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247
VEGGIES 33/4058 LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797
SCUM 65/3594 VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980
THE BEARS 48/677 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671
THE BEARS 1/979 SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198
THE SEALS 14/2550 SECOND BANANAS 47/5337
DEATH THREAT 29/4804 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 CLEVER LINGO 46/4689
FUNKY FOLK 19/5272 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
4 ENVENOMED 82/4693 719 476 11 60.2 13-THE CODA 71/3424 162 147 3 52.4
APPLE CIDER 21/4984 SECOND CHANCES 71/5261
THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203 WAR-C-KERS 11/3294
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 SECOND CHANCES 75/5263
INCANTATION 18/5178 BLACK & BLUE 4/5135
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 SECOND CHANCES 33/5259
MATMATICA 82/4965 WARCKERS 26/2633
I AM SUCK 82/4760 SECOND CHANCES 74/5262
MOB TACTICS 82/5070 MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423
5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 44 32 1 57.9 100% CANADIAN 65/5260
6 EVENGATE 21/3909 810 611 10 57.0 CRYSTAL PALACE 30/5365
THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983 DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 14 UNJUSTLY REN 82/5309 118 109 1 52.0
THE REVELATION 1/1582 STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340
THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237 15 BARHOPPERS 25/4686 13 13 0 50.0
7 PIMPS 9/4318 216 172 1 55.7 16 BLADE ZEN 74/4492 244 253 3 49.1
INQUISITION SL5 2/5305 GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581
PARKO RAMA 82/4867 17 FANTASIA 1/4914 1245 1335 12 48.3
INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148 END OF THE LINE 82/4956
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 MAGIC REALM 24/4987
8 VILLAINS 82/5171 1914 1540 22 55.4 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910
POWER PLAY 82/5179 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
TWISTED SESAME 99/4938 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909
DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974
THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
NEVERWAKE 11/5220 THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912
9 LOCAL 238 82/4151 398 328 1 54.8 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107
LOCAL 203 82/4167 CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903
LOCAL 114 82/4174 18 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 386 418 2 48.0
LOCAL 241 82/4048 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
THE PENTARCHY 28/4604 FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265
19 RIO VISTANS 62/4390 12 13 0 48.0 DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943
20 NUMBERS 7 82/5364 990 1097 8 47.4 WHO DA MAN? 12/5368
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 28 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813 13 21 0 38.2
MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298 29-DEATH PENALT 33/5362 24 40 1 37.5
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 30 ELFQUEST 11/4928 203 365 3 35.7
I GOTTA GO 30/4646 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 31-RAZOR BAX 14/1951 16 29 0 35.6
21 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1294 1460 20 47.0 BERSERK FURY 35/2188
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 32 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 22 43 0 33.8
22 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 721 871 8 45.3 33 BLUE MOON 9/3907 601 1190 5 33.6
23 GET 56/5334 286 356 4 44.5 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859 BAD APPLES 56/3969
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
ERRATA 25/3564 34 MEN 29/4412 899 1796 17 33.4
ERRATUM 26/4945 MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702
ERRATA 36/5266 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
BIRDS 41/4735 STORIES 49/2835
24 REDHORSE 56/3727 307 396 1 43.7 JUST BECAUSE 38/4701
DARKLINGS 74/3457 MIKES 14/3982
25 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 63 82 0 43.4 35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 127 274 0 31.7
HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126 36 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319 4 16 0 20.0
26 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355 52 69 0 43.0 37 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363 0 3 0 0.0
27 D.R.I. 21/5306 73 101 0 42.0 38 TONGUE N CHE 82/5367 1 0 0 100
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
Buddy Hackett appeared on Johnny Carson circa 1987 and told the following joke.
A city guy has a bunch of friends who have all gotten into duck hunting. They
continually pester him to get out and give it a try, but he's always working. Can't
ever get out of the office, no matter how hard his friends try to get him to join
them. There's nothing quite like duck hunting, they promise. Finally, the one time
he's available, none of his friends can go. But they tell him to go without them.
They set him up with all the best equipment, best duck blind, all that stuff. So he
gets up way too early in the morning and gets out to the spot they've set up for him.
He sits and waits... And waits... And waits. Nothing. Not a single bird crosses the
sky. He waits all morning. Nothing. Afternoon? Nothing. But he's persistent.
Nothing in the evening either. It's late. He's cold. But he's not going home
without a duck. No way.
Finally, a single mallard crosses the sky. He takes aim, prays a little prayer,
and BANG! And he hits it! The duck spirals downward into the woods. He gets up and
chases after where it must've landed. After a couple minutes, he spots it.
It's on the other side of a chain link fence. Not to be deterred, the guy
climbs the eight-foot fence and drops to the other side. When he looks up, there's a
boot. Not just any boot. It's gotta be size 16. There's this huge mountain man,
probably 6'6, 350 pounds. The city guy says "I'm really sorry to bother you. I just
want to collect my duck and I'll be out of your way."
"That's my duck," says the mountain man.
"No. See, I've been waiting all day and that's the only duck that I saw and I
shot it, so it's my duck."
The mountain man won't budge. "It's my duck."
The city guy thinks for a second and pulls out his wallet. "Here, I'll pay
you."
"I don't want yer money."
"What do you want?"
The mountain man thinks for a second and says "Let's solve this country style.
Either you agree or you get off my land."
The city guy doesn't know what that means, but he consents.
The mountain man explains: "Country style means one guy kicks the other guy in
the balls as hard as he can. Then the other guy kicks the first guy in the balls.
They keep going until someone gives up. Other guy keeps the duck."
Holy moly! This guy's HUGE! There's no way in hell... The city guy knows he
has to bring a duck home, so he regretfully agrees. Mountain man says "I'll go
first."
The Mountain Man takes a running start and PUNTS him! City boy goes into the
air. He's sure he's inverted. His eyes bulge out. He vomits. Again. He's never
felt this much pain in his life. He writhes and cries. But he won't give up. He
pulls himself to his knees and nearly faints. No. He's going through with this.
After an hour of struggling to stand, he finally collects himself and whimpers.
"Okay.... My..... Turn."
"Aw hell," says the Mountain Man...
-- You Can Keep The Duck
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
My Talahyan Friends,
There was but one Tournament Victor challenge this cycle. SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) (18-
2-5,68) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged AUJARD (8-4639) (24-25-0,76) of LA
PENTARCHIE. SQUIRREL NUT devastated AUJARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
Very well done, Mr. Nut.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (81-54-0,268) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged COUCH POTATO
(3-2985) (120-67-1,211) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK viciously subdued
COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle. In addition to which,
Youcankeeptheduck gave us a very satisfying explanation of how he got his warrior
name. Thank you! And although you did not call it a Tower Guardian's column, it is,
and I appreciate your so honoring the position. I hope to see another column from
you next cycle.
Color Me Suave was avoided by The Bears. The most challenged warrior was Fog.
SMUNCH (18-8337) (49-14-2,207) of THUNDR + LITENING challenged FOG (21-4416) (80-83-
0,205) of EVENGATE. SMUNCH overpowered FOG in an exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided
Challenge fight. I suppose Fog is probably a good teacher -- though he doesn't look
like one of those puds that people challenge all the time, hoping for an easy win and
a few skills.
I'm sorry to remind you that we had two deaths today. First was Cadex CFM. T. ZER
(9-5011) (29-18-2,178) of LETTER BOMBS challenged CADEX CFM (18-3366) (15-9-1,181) of
THE BIKE SHOP. T. ZER assassinated CADEX CFM in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel. I have sent the unfortunate Mr. CFM a visitor: Mistress Ardana, a
tall and lovely lady in black leather who bills herself as a professional masseuse.
I, um, don't know the purpose of the whip she wears at her hip, or the manacles she
carries in her bag. But I'm sure a stimulating massage has by now rid Mr. CFM of his
resurrection hangover.
Our second and last death of the day was Bliss. BLISS (74-2940) (42-30-0,206) of
BLADE ZEN fought CRAZED GOBLIN (82-9051) (72-75-1,195) of CLAN BLACKHAND. BLISS was
easily killed by CRAZED GOBLIN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. Since
Mistress Ardana was already busy, I sent Bliss a bowl of fruit and a bouquet of
fragrant spring lilacs. Enjoy, and remember that life is good!
HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (150-178-2,225) of SAND DANCERS fought BURST (25-3654) (54-
43-1,193) of ERRATA. HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated BURST in an exciting 2 minute
bloody fray. Of course Ho-Chan is our Overall Popularity Leader, and shall be, I'm
sure, until he's finally inducted to Primus (and retirement?). Turquoise and cream
he wore today. And I believe it got spattered with a few drops of blood, tsk tsk.
DELICE THE RED (56-3401) (79-93-3,190) of BAD APPLES fought WALL OF GLASS (11-5534)
(50-59-0,152) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. DELICE THE RED was unbelievably bested by WALL
OF GLASS in a 4 minute contest. The delectable Delice was voted this cycle's
favorite warrior. Not, I think, because the spectators thought she was scummed.
It's the red armor, and the shape it describes.
REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (18-11-1,50) of D.R.I. fought ETERNAL D.J. (3-5931) (32-12-
0,77) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. REAGANOMICS demolished ETERNAL D.J. in a 1 minute
mismatched fray. Eternal D.J. was voted our least popular warrior this cycle. I
guess more than a few people lost money on that fight.
There were 95 fights this cycle, and do you know how long the longest one was? Only
6 minutes. Where are all the great sc-- er, defensive warriors with the Grand Master
degrees in circling warily and conserving their energy?
And that, I do believe, concludes our spyreport for this cycle. May you enjoy a
fortnight of productivity and contentment until we meet again.
Galen Shanmarrik
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 82 54 0 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 108 49 2 308 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 82 84 17 293 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
ACK VERT 18-7429 81 49 1 287 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 66 54 0 285 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
-DROOLING GOOBER 23-3467 59 44 2 285 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050 90 71 3 280 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
BLONDIE 36-5723 48 27 1 279 BABES (3876) JHANS
BELIAL 7-3838 167 83 3 277 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 73 75 2 263 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
JOBOO 1-4670 32 23 3 257 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
-TONGUE-FLAPPIN' TA 23-3505 65 37 0 250 SPECIAL ED (2722) TI
JOE BLACK 48-3639 43 26 1 236 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 151 178 2 235 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 96 79 3 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DALI PARTON 18-3274 72 89 3 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 37 19 2 233 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
-CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 32 24 1 231 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
-REAL GUANO 75-3088 43 21 2 230 SECOND CHANCES (5263) JADE MOUNTAIN
RICO 51-5016 34 16 1 227 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
DEATH BY NPC 82-20688 19 7 0 227 THINGS THAT SUCK (5203) DWES EG
SIRTON 82-9190 39 25 1 224 I AM SUCK (4760) DWES EG
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 95 67 1 223 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 57 23 0 223 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
MANTISSA 82-9324 40 22 3 222 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 65 58 1 221 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
FLABBY-O 82-30720 17 6 1 221 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
SMUNCH 18-8337 50 14 2 220 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
MARCINKO 97-961 82 36 5 219 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 47 33 0 219 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 49 34 2 218 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
TWIG 82-25226 42 27 0 218 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
-PRONTO PONGO 26-3999 71 66 2 216 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
CARNAL 21-5388 65 55 0 215 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 49 47 3 213 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GRAY WIND 6-5201 47 33 1 212 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
QUINTAL 18-8341 40 29 2 210 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
T. ZER 9-5011 30 18 3 210 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
ODDJOB 82-18436 25 15 1 210 VILLAINS (5171) DWES EG
THE BUTCHER 21-5374 44 23 0 209 NASTY MOB (4730) SUNSET
DONNA 36-5966 42 18 1 209 BABES (3876) JHANS
-SELEX 40-3039 31 9 0 209 BLOOD & IRON (3442) ZENSU
-ACUTE 60-6048 26 16 0 209 THIEVES GUILD (4312) ARADI
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 77 65 0 208 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 27 36 2 208 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
NECROMANCER 18-6386 27 11 0 207 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
KING BEAR 35-3629 64 27 3 206 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
-ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238 41 32 2 205 WAR-C-KERS (3294) ARUAK CITY
BLAK MASK 21-5935 42 28 1 204 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-BED-WETTING FREAK 17-6162 38 14 0 204 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
-POSITIVE 26-3633 134 99 0 203 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 120 68 1 203 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 46 53 2 203 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 41 54 2 203 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
NORAF 82-3856 64 31 0 202 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
-DARK CHAMPION 4-5689 40 37 0 202 BLACK & BLUE (5135) JHELUM
TELA 30-2973 37 50 1 202 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
EVERSTORM 69-641 82 87 2 201 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
FOG 21-4416 80 84 0 200 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
JOHN 29-4177 65 114 1 200 MEN (4412) LAPUR
THE MADMAN 21-2420 47 33 3 200 THEM (879) SUNSET
-DIESEL 26-4277 36 56 0 200 WARCKERS (2633) CALEAM
SAIONJI 73-4447 30 14 1 200 PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
BART WELLENS 11-4848 38 21 0 199 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
PERSEUS 72-1612 57 36 1 198 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 47 20 5 198 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340) SOUTH RIDGE
-DREAM CATCHER 74-3177 38 23 1 198 SECOND CHANCES (5262) DAYLA KIV
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 66 63 0 197 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 50 72 0 197 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
CARE BEAR 48-2799 33 27 0 197 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HORNED ONE 6-6098 31 3 1 197 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 69 105 4 196 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
HELDA PAY 68-4876 48 34 0 196 LOCAL 103 (3365) FIREHOLD
QUASAR 18-5925 53 65 0 195 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
KRAMER 47-5191 28 23 0 195 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
FALCON 82-11173 31 20 1 194 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
TIMMAAAY 98-647 30 13 3 194 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501) SYVYN'S HILL
SUICIDE 21-4832 24 8 1 194 APPLE CIDER (4984) SUNSET
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 52 53 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 48 63 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CORKY 1-4285 33 32 2 193 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 82 48 1 192 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 57 23 2 192 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-CUDDLY 1-1900 43 20 0 192 THE BEARS (979) MORDANT
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 39 47 0 192 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
BURST 25-3654 54 44 1 191 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 37 26 3 191 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671) BONSUR
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 27 24 1 191 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 54 47 1 190 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 50 46 2 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FLAT TOP 35-3533 35 10 1 190 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 28 22 0 190 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
SPAZ 82-6629 23 5 1 190 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
EVIL ELMO 99-1222 52 25 4 189 TWISTED SESAME (4938) SOUTH RIDGE
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 41 37 3 189 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
SEX CAMEL 82-25548 31 34 4 189 SWEET NOTHINGS (5198) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LETHE 9-4782 63 71 3 188 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
SKYWISE 11-5687 48 60 1 188 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
BLISS 74-2940 42 31 0 187 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAYLA KIV
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 40 32 5 187 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
DONAHAR 24-3006 35 29 0 187 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
-DEATH STAR 65-3928 38 32 2 186 100% CANADIAN (5260) DAL SHANG
-SHIRLEY 36-4793 31 12 0 186 BABES (3876) JHANS
WEYLUND 82-3660 41 37 1 185 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113 35 24 0 185 FEAR FACTORY III (4265) DWES EG
CHIP 60-4413 20 21 1 184 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 61 35 4 182 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 34 25 0 182 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
GAZELLE 56-3701 40 46 0 181 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
JACKASS 21-4526 38 43 0 181 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
ROGUE 7 4-5813 31 45 0 181 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 71 63 1 180 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
-POTOMACC 21-5489 35 43 1 180 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 59 73 0 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387 39 32 2 179 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 51 59 0 177 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
BAGMAN 4-5890 38 37 1 177 HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126) JHELUM
THE NOTHING 1-3297 48 53 0 176 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
BUBBA 7-4833 44 100 0 175 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565 38 62 0 175 MAMMAL MILITIA (4756) DWES EG
KAIDEN 35-3108 117 122 2 174 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
-SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133 30 24 0 173 SECOND CHANCES (5261) KYR'TERR
CADEX CFM 18-3366 15 10 1 172 THE BIKE SHOP (4983) TALCAMA
TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 24 28 0 171 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 81 100 4 169 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
DELICE THE RED 56-3401 79 94 3 169 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 29 25 1 169 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 32 11 0 167 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
INBRED FRED 17-6253 27 16 0 165 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
CALYX 30-4151 24 13 1 164 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
-CRAZY HORSE 8-3348 37 52 2 162 MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423) ARKERS
HOFFA 49-3185 74 144 0 161 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
-SEGAL 14-3779 29 18 0 159 THE SEALS (2550) TOBIR
SURLY SOT 82-1555 26 13 0 157 LOCAL 202 (3967) DWES EG
ADAM 7-4830 47 97 2 156 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
HONEY 11-6368 29 40 2 155 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
MIPPLE 62-3513 23 14 0 155 RIO VISTANS (4390) VALAMANTIS
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 37 39 0 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584 11 4 0 150 STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
BLOWN AWAY 18-8636 34 21 0 148 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
REM 74-2853 28 15 0 148 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
BENT HALO 82-1385 23 12 2 147 WILD OATS (4020) DWES EG
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 40 27 1 146 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
-COBRA 29-4355 26 25 1 146 DEATH THREAT (4804) LAPUR
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 29 11 1 145 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-SPENCER 62-3610 21 17 2 142 THE BOLT (4779) VALAMANTIS
MARCIANO 96-1446 21 22 6 141 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
NICKEL 26-4240 29 32 0 139 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
JERICO 7-4862 42 95 1 137 MORGAN'S BOYS (2702) BONSUR
HALO 11-6189 28 16 2 137 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
BERTHA 30-4469 37 31 1 136 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 28 39 1 135 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
DIRT BAG 65-4832 27 12 1 134 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
-OILY BIRD 33-6503 22 10 2 134 SECOND CHANCES (5259) NIATOLI ISLAND
MARCIE 36-6076 19 13 1 132 BABES (3876) JHANS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEFFRO 62-3410 32 21 0 131 RIO VISTANS (4390) VALAMANTIS
JOHN 96-1187 10 9 5 128 NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053) OLD VALAMANTIS
LA TOUR 18-8525 30 38 0 127 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
BUTTERNUT 82-1645 21 13 0 127 LOCAL 238 (4151) DWES EG
-SPHRINIXIN 14-1900 27 22 0 125 RAZOR BAX (1951) TOBIR
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 38 75 0 120 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
OTIS 3-6501 27 15 4 119 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
STORMBLADE 10-2210 33 43 1 116 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
LAFAYETTE 82-1542 22 15 0 113 LOCAL 139 (3789) DWES EG
THE CLEAR 30-4539 29 25 0 112 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540 25 29 0 112 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
AZMUS 82-4139 15 14 0 112 MOB TACTICS (5070) DWES EG
STRONGBOW 11-5686 39 66 0 110 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-SALTON SEAHORSE 7-5713 24 33 2 107 BEACH BABES (4207) BONSUR
PELICAN 41-3949 23 19 0 107 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
VAMPIRE 25-4546 29 16 0 103 BARHOPPERS (4686) LYRATILAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLINGSHOT 82-1593 17 22 2 100 LOCAL 203 (4167) DWES EG
MANALGER 96-986 11 11 4 100 DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
-Q*BERT 35-3928 25 19 5 99 FLIPPERS ARCADE (5267) MURSKA
FIBULARIS 82-28877 26 15 1 97 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
-ENCHANTED 30-4517 22 29 0 95 CRYSTAL PALACE (5365) IAYE
-DELPHIA 71-1771 27 12 0 93 THE CODA (3424) KYR'TERR
1104 82-17782 21 19 2 93 NUMBERS 7 (5364) DWES EG
RAINSONG 11-6128 34 53 0 91 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272 24 19 0 91 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MENTAL 25-5075 20 13 1 90 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
CLOVER 36-5959 18 20 2 90 ERRATA (5266) JHANS
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 29 16 0 88 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
-BUDDHA 12-6231 22 21 1 88 DREAMERS (804) RIZTAB
THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382 18 12 3 87 IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355) TALCAMA
JONES 14-1283 34 175 6 86 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
-JOCKSTRAP JONES 42-4237 23 16 1 86 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
REAGANOMICS 21-6182 19 11 1 84 D.R.I. (5306) SUNSET
SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793 19 2 5 83 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
BLACK FLAG 82--19490 19 11 3 83 TONGUE N CHEEK (5367) DWES EG
OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 8 9 1 83 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
PISTACHIO 82-1648 19 14 0 82 LOCAL 241 (4048) DWES EG
GOLDBRICK 82-1445 20 17 0 80 LOCAL 114 (4174) DWES EG
-DOMINO JOE 3-6562 19 22 1 80 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
FORK BALL 4-6244 21 3 0 79 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
-WIPEY 82-12634 9 5 0 79 UNJUSTLY RENAMED (5309) DWES EG
-FIERCE TIGER 15-4750 20 16 2 78 STARBASE 5 (5091) MALCORN
BIG MAC 30-4547 27 26 1 76 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
TOE 56-3896 18 3 1 76 GET (5334) ROCANIS
-AVALANCH LILY 63-2636 18 22 0 76 WAYFARERS (3705) AMEN-TEI
-DOWN POUR 29-4323 19 16 2 75 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
-TREEKILLER 56-3927 21 10 0 73 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 16 5 0 70 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
FRANK 3-5707 60 121 1 69 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
-KARILLIS 35-1676 24 25 0 69 BERSERK FURY (2188) MURSKA
OSTRICH 41-3970 20 21 0 68 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
-ENTEK 18-9151 16 20 0 68 BURN N' PILLAGE (1459) TALCAMA
-SHORT ROCK 75-3196 15 22 0 67 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
AUJARD 8-4639 24 26 0 66 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
SPALDING 74-4004 17 6 1 61 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
-SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275 15 16 0 61 BAD COMPANY (1955) NIATOLI ISLAND
PEA POD 33-7338 20 7 0 60 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
-SNOWY SNOW 30-4597 17 9 0 60 CRYSTAL PALACE (5365) IAYE
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566 16 12 0 60 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TRUE BLUE 9-5203 22 21 2 59 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
BIKINI LINE 25-4545 19 18 0 58 BARHOPPERS (4686) LYRATILAN
NIKALA 56-3443 23 17 0 56 ELEVENTH HOUR (5363) ROCANIS
CARY YON 19-4879 17 6 0 56 FUNKY FOLK (5272) ZUWAYZA
2 + 2 = 4 38-4190 34 117 0 55 JUST BECAUSE (4701) CLIFFHOME
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 32 13 0 55 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-T.R. 62-4249 15 8 2 55 RIO VISTANS (4390) VALAMANTIS
SCANDALF 4-6219 25 26 0 54 THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319) JHELUM
WALT WEISS 30-4482 29 38 1 52 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-FROZEN ROPE 1-7841 14 10 0 52 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
-MACHIAVELLI 12-6440 14 9 0 51 DREAMERS (804) RIZTAB
-NAHTALEE 9-4871 14 8 0 50 THE MONGOLOIDS (469) ZUKAL
PINK FLOYD 97-2155 12 6 4 50 FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317) SHADOW GROVE
TATHARLI 33-4505 32 57 0 43 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
TREESTUMP 11-6369 23 46 1 43 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 19 28 1 43 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 29 55 2 42 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
LEGALASS 4-6217 24 26 1 40 THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319) JHELUM
THE SHOCKER 2-5356 18 10 1 39 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 21 17 1 36 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
MAGENTA 3-5711 63 117 0 34 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
STEINBACH 30-4473 27 43 0 32 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CADEX CFM 18-3366 15 10 1 THE BIKE SHOP 4983 T. ZER 9-5011 538
BLISS 74-2940 42 31 0 BLADE ZEN 4492 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 538
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Cary Yon -- And yon and yon. Whew. Exhausting just thinking about it. -- True Blue
Quasar -- You can be a bit of a bore, but why should anyone WANT to kill you? Aren't
we all supposed to stand shoulder to shoulder, or in your case, shoulder to ribs,
against the forces of Chaos? -- Delice the Red
Bubba -- The bigger they are, the harder it is to find shoes to fit. -- Ho-Chan the
Axe
Dali Parton -- The little beard looks really strange on you. -- Lethe
Bikini Line -- Contrary to popular opinion, the chain-mail bikini is NOT the last
word in women's combat wear. -- Tatharli
Sleepwalker -- Phbbbt! -- True Blue
Segal -- Good challenge. I should've taught you something for your trouble, but... I
wasn't in the mood. Sorry. -- Gazelle
Flagpole Panties -- How did you manage to lose that fight? I was about to drop from
exhaustion. Well, anyway, cool. -- Rem
Pistachio -- Other than the discomfort of breathing with your weapon in my chest,
that fight was kinda fun. Why are you called Pistachio? -- Sleepwalker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SQUIRREL NUT devastated AUJARD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK viciously subdued COUCH POTATO in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
HELDA PAY was defeated by BIG STRONG MAN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
JOBOO viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
RICO demolished KRAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
DARK THUNDER vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FALCON was handily defeated by ACK VERT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SWALLOWTAIL was vanquished by HORNED ONE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KING BEAR vanquished TY DEL-WAVE in a exciting 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SMUNCH overpowered FOG in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
FLAT TOP was handily defeated by DALI PARTON in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
DONNA devastated SNAPPY GEORGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
EVIL ELMO was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TWIG overpowered SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
RAISON D'ETRE beat CHIP in a 2 minute brutal Challenge match.
CARE BEAR narrowly defeated DONAHAR in a popular 5 minute Challenge match.
CORKY was handily defeated by FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
T. ZER assassinated CADEX CFM in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DIRT BAG was viciously subdued by HONEY in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIE overpowered AZMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
JEFFRO was viciously subdued by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MARCIANO was overpowered by JOLEE BINDO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
HALO overpowered PELICAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PEA POD overpowered TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
GOLDBRICK viciously subdued NIKALA in a exciting 6 minute gory Challenge duel.
SLINGSHOT overpowered FORK BALL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CARY YON was overpowered by THE PEDOPHILE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SPALDING overpowered TATHARLI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE savagely defeated BURST in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
THIRD OMEN was vanquished by SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
BELIAL narrowly defeated ODDJOB in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
SUICIDE was handily defeated by DEBBIE DOES DM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHITE WATER HIPPO handily defeated QUASAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
SAIONJI was beaten by SIGHTBLINDER in a action packed 3 minute bout.
SQUIRREL KILLER beat JOHN in a exciting 1 minute competition.
PERSEUS was overcome by NUTCRACKER in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN narrowly defeated AFRICAN GREY in a action packed 1 minute duel.
EVERSTORM was subdued by MANTISSA in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
DEATH BY NPC handily defeated ROGUE 7 in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
WEYLUND was handily defeated by BLAK MASK in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
TIMMAAAY was demolished by SIRTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BLONDIE overpowered PYGMY SHREW in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was handily defeated by QUINTAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GAZELLE was vanquished by SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK ARCHER was demolished by PERSIANA JONES in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
DELICE THE RED was unbelievably bested by WALL OF GLASS in a 4 minute contest.
JOE BLACK devastated AUDIE MURPHY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
SALENA WARSMITH viciously subdued MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
BART WELLENS devastated BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NECROMANCER vanquished NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LETHE was defeated by GRAY WIND in a 2 minute brawl.
BLISS was easily killed by CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
LE PAIN DLG defeated TURD BURGLAR in a 2 minute brutal duel.
THE MADMAN handily defeated SURLY SOT in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued INBRED FRED in a popular 2 minute bloody fight.
THE BUTCHER demolished DEATHBRINGER in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
CARNAL overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALVIN YORK vanquished HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided match.
ROMUALD B TUNE vanquished SEX CAMEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
TELA was demolished by MARCINKO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
RIFF-RAFF was overpowered by MESSENGER BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NORAF narrowly defeated YELLOWJACKET in a popular 2 minute fight.
KAIDEN was overpowered by SNIPER BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
THE NOTHING beat JOHN in a exciting 1 minute conflict.
CHASM OF IGNORANCE subdued CALYX in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal duel.
BAGMAN defeated NICKEL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
ADAM handily defeated THE CLEAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JACKASS won victory over JERICO in a action packed 1 minute match.
FIENDISH GLEE overpowered BENT HALO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHOVELING SANDY was handily defeated by SKYWISE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
IMAGE ENHANCER devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
VIOLENT VOLE defeated REM in a 2 minute fray.
LA TOUR was narrowly defeated by BERTHA in a 2 minute match.
STRONGBOW overcame TWO GLASS EYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MIPPLE overpowered LAFAYETTE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BLOWN AWAY viciously subdued WROTE THE BOOK in a exciting 1 minute gruesome duel.
MIYAGI'S MIATA handily defeated OTIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was overpowered by CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute competition.
STORMBLADE was savagely defeated by BUTTERNUT in a popular 5 minute bloody fight.
OZYMANDIAS was overcome by 1104 in a popular 1 minute fight.
VAMPIRE beat CLOVER in a exciting 2 minute bout.
FIBULARIS vanquished TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PISTACHIO vanquished WALT WEISS in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
SLEEPWALKER was vanquished by RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TOE was overcome by MANALGER in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was vanquished by MICKEY MANTLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OSTRICH viciously subdued SCANDALF in a exciting 4 minute brutal competition.
2 + 2 = 4 was vanquished by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 3 minute uneven fight.
BLACK FLAG luckily beat BIG MAC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
STEINBACH was demolished by PINK FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MENTAL overpowered FRANK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven contest.
BIKINI LINE overpowered MAGENTA in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided fight.
REAGANOMICS demolished ETERNAL D.J. in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
JONES viciously subdued LEGALASS in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
TRUE BLUE won victory over THE SHOCKER in a 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 54 AIMED BLOW 166 - 112 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 24 LUNGING ATTACK 284 - 226 - 5 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 24 PARRY-RIPOSTE 37 - 32 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 21 SLASHING ATTACK 131 - 116 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 WALL OF STEEL 108 - 111 - 1 49 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 STRIKING ATTACK 60 - 90 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 13 TOTAL PARRY 76 - 119 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 45 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 46 - 75 - 0 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 31 - 0 37 |
Turn 538 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 13 - 8 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 14 4 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 13 - 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 6 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 11 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 26 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 7
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 82 54 0 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619 82 84 17 293 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK ACK VERT 18-7429 81 49 1 287 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 66 54 0 285 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK BLONDIE 36-5723 48 27 1 279 BABES (3876)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 96 79 3 234 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
WALL OF STEEL SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 95 67 1 223 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)
TOTAL PARRY SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730 65 58 1 221 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HELDA PAY 68-4876 48 34 0 196 LOCAL 103 (3365)
PARRY-STRIKE DONAHAR 24-3006 35 29 0 187 MAGIC REALM (4987)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was DELICE THE RED 56-3401. The ten other most popular fighters were CALYX
30-4151, BUTTERNUT 82-1645, OSTRICH 41-3970, BIG MAC 30-4547, CEREBRAL JANITOR
18-7729, GOLDBRICK 82-1445, TOE 56-3896, JOBOO 1-4670, DONAHAR 24-3006, and SALENA
WARSMITH 11-5524.
The least popular fighter this week was ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931. The other ten least
popular fighters were MAGENTA 3-5711, FRANK 3-5707, STEINBACH 30-4473, SLEEPWALKER
74-2843, WALT WEISS 30-4482, OTIS 3-6501, WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540, RIFF-RAFF 3-5710,
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728, and SURLY SOT 82-1555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 5 3 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 0 2 0 LYRATILAN(25) 3 2 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 4 0
OSKSI(3) 2 7 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 3 5 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 2 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 4 1 0 IAYE(30) 3 8 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 3 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 1 1 JHANS(36) 3 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 3 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 9 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 DWES EG(82) 16 11 1
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 2 0
ALJAFIR(17) 0 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 16 4 0 CAER(48) 2 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
SUNSET(21) 6 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOBOO 1-4670 32 23 3 257 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 24 28 0 171 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
COUCH POTATO 3-2985 120 68 1 203 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 95 67 1 223 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 16 5 0 70 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
DARK THUNDER 6-5397 57 23 0 223 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 167 83 3 277 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
AUJARD 8-4639 24 26 0 66 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
T. ZER 9-5011 30 18 3 210 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
STORMBLADE 10-2210 33 43 1 116 THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813) KOLACT
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 47 33 0 219 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 28 22 0 190 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
JONES 14-1283 34 175 6 86 MIKES (3982) TOBIR
INBRED FRED 17-6253 27 16 0 165 SPECIAL ED (4525) ALJAFIR
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 82 54 0 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CARY YON 19-4879 17 6 0 56 FUNKY FOLK (5272) ZUWAYZA
CARNAL 21-5388 65 55 0 215 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
DONAHAR 24-3006 35 29 0 187 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
BURST 25-3654 54 44 1 191 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NICKEL 26-4240 29 32 0 139 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 77 65 0 208 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
JOHN 29-4177 65 114 1 200 MEN (4412) LAPUR
TELA 30-2973 37 50 1 202 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PEA POD 33-7338 20 7 0 60 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
KING BEAR 35-3629 64 27 3 206 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
BLONDIE 36-5723 48 27 1 279 BABES (3876) JHANS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 49 34 2 218 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 27 36 2 208 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 50 72 0 197 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 40 32 5 187 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
KRAMER 47-5191 28 23 0 195 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
JOE BLACK 48-3639 43 26 1 236 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 74 144 0 161 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
RICO 51-5016 34 16 1 227 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
GAZELLE 56-3701 40 46 0 181 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
CHIP 60-4413 20 21 1 184 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 71 63 1 180 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584 11 4 0 150 STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
HELDA PAY 68-4876 48 34 0 196 LOCAL 103 (3365) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 108 49 2 308 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
PERSEUS 72-1612 57 36 1 198 DEADLY RAGE II (3943) DRAGONHEAD
SAIONJI 73-4447 30 14 1 200 PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
BLISS 74-2940 42 31 0 187 BLADE ZEN (4492) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 151 178 2 235 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 73 75 2 263 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
MARCIANO 96-1446 21 22 6 141 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
MARCINKO 97-961 82 36 5 219 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
TIMMAAAY 98-647 30 13 3 194 THE PURPLE POSIES (4501) SYVYN'S HILL
R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155 47 20 5 198 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340) SOUTH RIDGE