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Date   : 04/10/2007    Duedate: 04/23/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-539

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SHE'S CRAFTY 1/5370     2    1  0 66.7   11 LOCAL 238 82/4151     401  333  1 54.6
  2 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  773  441 10 63.7      LOCAL 203 82/4167                     
  3 THEM 21/879          2976 1907 58 60.9      LOCAL 114 82/4174                     
    F BALLS 4/5204                              LOCAL 103 68/3365                     
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             WILD OATS 82/4020                     
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        LOCAL 202 82/3967                     
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           LOCAL 241 82/4048                     
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         LOCAL 139 82/3789                     
    BABES 36/3876                            12 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   218  198  3 52.4
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    CORPS 74/3405                               PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    SCUM 65/3594                                VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THE BEARS 48/677                            CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    THE BEARS 1/979                             BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    THE SEALS 14/2550                           SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    DEATH THREAT 29/4804                        SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      13-THE CODA 71/3424      162  147  3 52.4
  4 ENVENOMED 82/4693     725  479 11 60.2      SECOND CHANCES 71/5261                
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    WAR-C-KERS 11/3294                    
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SECOND CHANCES 75/5263                
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       BLACK & BLUE 4/5135                   
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SECOND CHANCES 33/5259                
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         WARCKERS 26/2633                      
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SECOND CHANCES 74/5262                
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           100% CANADIAN 65/5260                 
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         MERCENARY WARCKERS 8/3423             
  5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    45   32  1 58.4      CRYSTAL PALACE 30/5365                
  6 EVENGATE 21/3909      815  619 10 56.8      DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                    14 STREET PIZZA 82/5279  118  111  1 51.5
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                    15 ARENA FELINE 74/5369  132  127  0 51.0
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                       16 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     245  254  3 49.1
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
  7 VILLAINS 82/5171     1922 1544 22 55.5   17 FANTASIA 1/4914      1251 1345 12 48.2
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
  8 PIMPS 9/4318          216  175  1 55.2      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
  9 MADTOWN 25/5125        16   13  0 55.2   18 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  391  420  2 48.2
 10 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    275  227  4 54.8      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501                   THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029             19-RIO VISTANS 62/4390    12   13  0 48.0
    NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053               20 NUMBERS 7 82/5364     997 1101  8 47.5
    DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824                LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     29 D.R.I. 21/5306         74  103  0 41.8
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                    DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                          FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   WHO DA MAN? 12/5368                   
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              30 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   13   22  0 37.1
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                   31 ELFQUEST 11/4928      204  374  3 35.3
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 21 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1301 1465 20 47.0      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
 22 PHILANTHROPI 61/5372   15   17  0 46.9      RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 23 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     13   15  0 46.4   32 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   23   43  0 34.8
 24 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  721  872  8 45.3   33 BLUE MOON 9/3907      606 1190  6 33.7
 25 GET 56/5334           293  359  4 44.9      SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
    ERRATA 25/3564                              THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          34 MEN 29/4412           902 1801 17 33.4
    ERRATA 36/5266                              MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    BIRDS 41/4735                               STORIES 49/2835                       
 26 REDHORSE 56/3727      309  397  1 43.8      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                           MIKES 14/3982                         
 27 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    64   84  0 43.2   35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  128  276  0 31.7
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                   36 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    5   17  0 22.7
 28 IMPURE THOUG 58/3123   55   75  0 42.3   37 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363    1    4  0 20.0
    IMPURE THOUGHTS 18/5355                     MASTERS OF RAGE 62/5371               
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567                  38-TONGUE N CHE 82/5367    1    0  0  100
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

     "It's infamous!"  Ardane, spy reporter for Andorak, scowled and drew back his
arm to throw his goblet through the window at the crowd outside.  Then paused to
drain the contents before resuming the about-to-throw-it position.
     "Now, now, it isn't THAT bad."  Desiree of Darkholm, always the voice of sweet
reason at these meetings, laid a hand on his, smiled, and guided the goblet back to
the table.  "It's just a little mistake, you know."
     "Ha!"  Debby Tonte of Free Blades stabbed viciously into her drink with an
umbrella.  "That's easy for YOU to say.  The Delarquans aren't complaining."
     "Of course not."  Galen of Talahya looked faintly envious as she pulled a chunk
of pineapple out of her glass and began to nibble it.  "That's because the Delarquans
are THE Masters of Kung-Fu."
     "You think some managers are complaining," Olaf Modeen said, "you should hear
what the GLADIATORS are saying.  All these rumors about the Aimed Blows having
'special enhancements'..." he shook his head.  "I know it isn't true, you know it
isn't true, the top managers know it isn't true--"
     "Of course it isn't true!"  Ketchum, spy reporter for Crysalis, matched scowls
with Ardane and said, "If ANY one style was going to get a special enhancement, it
should be--"
     "Not now, Ketch," Olaf said.  "Nobody gets, nobody has gotten, nobody WILL get,
special enhancements.  That's always been the rule, and we all know how the Greywand
hates changes.  The real problem--"
     "Try telling that to some of the managers," Debby muttered, peering into her
glass for more fruit.  "They don't want to hear it.  Every time I turn around, some
manager is claiming that someone got a special change and, you know, HE didn't and
it's all unfair."
     "The REAL problem," Olaf said firmly, over-riding her voice, "is explaining to
all the second-rate Aimed Blows why they haven't received any of these 'special
enhancements' they keep hearing about."
     "There aren't any special enhancements," Ardane growled.  "None.  Just managers
who noticed that the Kung-Fu Master is a lot more dangerous than anyone expected, and
have put YEARS into the study of Kung-Fu and learned how to really USE it for their
own gladiators."
     "Saved a lot on weapons, too," Ketchum murmured.
     "But people keep complaining," Debby Tonte said.  She fished one last piece of
fruit out of her glass and stared at it dubiously.
     "There WERE no special enhancements," Olaf said.  "There ARE no special
enhancements.  There WILL BE no special enhancements.  It's all a matter of deep
study and skilled management."
     "Like anyone's going to believe that!"
     "They have no choice," Ketchum said.  "If no 'special enhancements' were given
out, then none can be taken back.  It is the way it is.  What's the point in
complaining because the sun rises in the east?"

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

My friends!

     It's so nice to see our Tower Guardian defeating Tournament Victors to defend
his title.  Meaning no offense to Blondie, who challenged very bravely.  Mr. Theduck
does great credit to our arena.  BLONDIE (36-5723) (48-27-1,279) of BABES TV
challenged YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355) (82-54-0,303) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BLONDIE was
devastated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
     The venerable and much respected Bears guild has graced us with another
Tournament Victor.  JOE BLACK (48-3639) (43-26-1,236) of THE BEARS TV challenged
JOBOO (1-4670) (32-23-3,257) of SWEORDMASTERS.  JOE BLACK subdued JOBOO in an
exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.  Well done!
     However, it's also good to see the seasoned manager, Mannequin, getting back
some glory.  SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) (19-2-5,83) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged
JONES (14-1283) (34-175-6,86) of MIKES.  SQUIRREL NUT overpowered JONES in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel.
     Spaz was our most challenged warrior.  SEX CAMEL (82-25548) (31-34-4,189) of
SWEET NOTHINGS challenged SPAZ (82-6629) (23-5-1,190) of LUROCIANS X.  SEX CAMEL was
beaten by SPAZ in an exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.  You know, I like seeing the
most challenged warrior win his fight.  Especially since that was a huge down-
challenge in points AND experience.  But then, maybe the managers set it up as a
learning experience for Spaz.
     There were no avoids.  Too bad.  You can help make your challenges go through,
if you avoid those who are most likely to challenge you.
     This cycle, Ho-Chan the Axe is our overall popularity leader (as usual), top
Striker (also as usual) and...one of our two killers.  FLABBY-O (82-30720) (17-6-
1,221) of STREET PIZZAD XXII fought HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (151-178-2,235) of SAND
DANCERS.  FLABBY-O was murdered by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
That's terrible!  It's shocking to see a likeable person like Ho-Chan out there
grimly taking someone's life.  I know, I know, that's part of the game.  But still!
     BERTHA (30-4469) (37-31-1,136) of THE WARLOCKS fought JOHN (96-1187) (10-9-
5,128) of NATURAL BORN DIERS.  BERTHA was savagely slain by JOHN in a popular 1
minute brutal fray.  Natural born diers?  With five kills on his short record?
Interesting.
     This cycle's favorite is Toe.  No one knows why.  I'm sorry, but I asked around
and no one would say why they voted for him.  TOE (56-3896) (18-3-1,76) of GET fought
2 + 2 = 4 (38-4190) (34-117-0,55) of JUST BECAUSE.  TOE lost to 2 + 2 = 4 in a
popular 6 minute gory struggle.  I wonder if the clerks somehow got Toe mixed up with
Wall of Glass?
     Least favored this cycle is Wall of Glass. GAZELLE (56-3701) (40-46-0,181) of
REDHORSE fought WALL OF GLASS (11-5534) (51-59-0,177) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  GAZELLE
savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in an exciting 12 minute brutal brawl.  I'll let you
in on a secret.  Gazelle is a bit scummy.  This was our longest fight (the next
longest was only seven minutes).  I suspect Wall of Glass deserved a "scum sympathy"
vote and should have been this cycle's favorite, not LEAST favorite.  Recount!
     I could give you some advice on procrastination, but instead I'll make a pithy
observation about spring:  You can't plant when it rains.  Why not?  The plants don't
mind, but you will get wet, catch your death of cold, and miss the rest of spring.
Therefore we have five cherry trees and innumerable lilies of the valley, vine
peaches, ferns, and other delightful things waiting for a fair day.
     With best wishes for a joyous and prosperous fortnight,

                                Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   83  54  0  325  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACK VERT 18-7429            82  49  1  302  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   91  71  3  299  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              168  83  3  294  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     152 178  3  275  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      97  79  3  275  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           44  26  1  247  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SIRTON 82-9190              40  25  1  247  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 RICO 51-5016                35  16  1  242  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 SMUNCH 18-8337              51  14  2  236  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         96  67  1  234  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      48  33  0  233  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 MARCINKO 97-961             83  36  5  230  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         58  23  0  230  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-REAL GUANO 75-3088          43  21  2  230  SECOND CHANCES (5263)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 DONNA 36-5966               43  18  1  229  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 T. ZER 9-5011               31  18  3  228  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         45  23  0  226  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            48  33  1  225  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     42  54  2  222  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CARNAL 21-5388              66  55  0  221  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      78  65  0  220  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           65  27  3  219  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             25   8  1  218  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
-PRONTO PONGO 26-3999        71  66  2  216  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 NORAF 82-3856               65  31  0  216  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         47  53  2  216  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ODDJOB 82-18436             26  15  1  215  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           67  63  0  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        121  68  1  213  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    64  61  5  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 EVERSTORM 69-641            83  87  2  211  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           53  25  4  211  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         40  47  0  211  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        38  22  0  210  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         62  35  4  208  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       41  32  5  208  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           32   3  1  207  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           49  34  0  206  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          48  33  3  206  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       50  73  0  205  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
-ALBINO RAINBOW 11-6238      41  32  2  205  WAR-C-KERS (3294)          ARUAK CITY
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         27  12  0  205  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           58  23  2  204  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SAIONJI 73-4447             30  15  1  204  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
-POSITIVE 26-3633           134  99  0  203  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       73  76  2  203  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        28  24  1  203  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
-DARK CHAMPION 4-5689        40  37  0  202  BLACK & BLUE (5135)        JHELUM
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         83  48  1  201  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FOG 21-4416                 80  85  0  201  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     37  20  2  201  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             31  13  3  201  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          70 105  4  200  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-DIESEL 26-4277              36  56  0  200  WARCKERS (2633)            CALEAM
 JOBOO 1-4670                32  24  3  200  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  37  2  200  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 CHIP 60-4413                21  21  1  200  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 WEYLUND 82-3660             42  37  1  199  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 TELA 30-2973                37  51  1  199  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CORKY 1-4285                34  32  2  199  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  24  0  199  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 LETHE 9-4782                64  71  3  198  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 JACKASS 21-4526             39  43  0  198  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-DREAM CATCHER 74-3177       38  23  1  198  SECOND CHANCES (5262)      DAYLA KIV
 JOHN 29-4177                65 115  1  197  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 BLONDIE 36-5723             48  28  1  197  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BURST 25-3654               55  44  1  196  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  47  21  5  196  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 MANTISSA 82-9324            40  23  3  196  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 QUINTAL 18-8341             40  30  2  196  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    108  50  2  195  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 TWIG 82-25226               42  28  0  195  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 DONAHAR 24-3006             36  29  0  195  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 SPAZ 82-6629                24   5  1  195  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 FALCON 82-11173             31  21  1  194  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  37  1  193  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           42  29  1  193  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
-CUDDLY 1-1900               43  20  0  192  THE BEARS (979)            MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            36  10  1  192  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      82  85 17  191  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    66  55  0  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  23  0  191  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          49  35  2  190  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          40  32  2  190  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          31  35  4  190  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           17   7  1  190  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         72  90  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  64  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        32  25  1  189  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       49  48  3  188  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             48  61  1  188  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 GAZELLE 56-3701             41  46  0  188  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        37  27  3  188  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           33  28  0  188  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       19   8  0  188  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 BALROG 33-1377              42  31  2  187  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-BLISS 74-2940               42  31  0  187  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  25  0  187  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         65  59  1  186  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         54  48  1  186  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    50  47  2  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-DEATH STAR 65-3928          38  32  2  186  100% CANADIAN (5260)       DAL SHANG
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      41  38  3  182  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   34  26  0  182  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      60  73  0  181  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      80  94  3  180  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      38  39  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-POTOMACC 21-5489            35  43  1  180  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 JOHN 96-1187                11   9  6  180  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  64  1  179  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADAM 7-4830                 48  97  2  179  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       52  54  0  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          49  53  0  178  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  13  0  178  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PE ELL 36-2207              23  12  4  178  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  17  0  177  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 KAIDEN 35-3108             118 122  2  176  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 BAGMAN 4-5890               38  38  1  176  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        38  63  0  174  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           16  10  1  174  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
-SHAVED MONKEY 71-5133       30  24  0  173  SECOND CHANCES (5261)      KYR'TERR
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       51  60  0  172  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BUBBA 7-4833                44 101  0  170  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            33  11  0  169  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 QUASAR 18-5925              53  66  0  168  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               24  14  1  168  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     12   4  0  168  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       41  27  1  164  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 HOFFA 49-3185               74 145  0  162  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-CRAZY HORSE 8-3348          37  52  2  162  MERCENARY WARCKERS (3423)  ARKERS
 HONEY 11-6368               29  41  2  161  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            81 101  4  159  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-SEGAL 14-3779               29  18  0  159  THE SEALS (2550)           TOBIR
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              31  46  0  158  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         29  26  1  157  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 SURLY SOT 82-1555           26  14  0  155  LOCAL 202 (3967)           DWES EG
-MIPPLE 62-3513              23  14  0  155  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 REM 74-2853                 29  15  0  154  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BENT HALO 82-1385           24  12  2  149  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
 AZMUS 82-4139               16  14  0  148  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     29  12  1  146  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-COBRA 29-4355               26  25  1  146  DEATH THREAT (4804)        LAPUR
 MARCIANO 96-1446            21  23  6  146  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCIE 36-6076              20  13  1  146  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NICKEL 26-4240              30  32  0  144  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 HALO 11-6189                29  16  2  142  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  40  1  141  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            28  12  1  139  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 BUTTERNUT 82-1645           21  14  0  138  LOCAL 238 (4151)           DWES EG
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      25  19  0  137  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         24  29  0  137  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-OILY BIRD 33-6503           22  10  2  134  SECOND CHANCES (5259)      NIATOLI ISLAND
-JEFFRO 62-3410              32  21  0  131  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 BERTHA 30-4469              37  32  1  128  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  44  1  127  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
-LA TOUR 18-8525             30  38  0  127  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JERICO 7-4862               42  96  1  126  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 OTIS 3-6501                 28  15  4  123  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           39  67  0  120  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE CLEAR 30-4539           29  26  0  118  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 LAFAYETTE 82-1542           22  16  0  116  LOCAL 139 (3789)           DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  76  0  115  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             29  17  0  113  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540      25  30  0  112  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          34  22  0  111  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 PELICAN 41-3949             23  20  0  109  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 THE RACIST 58-3855          18  13  1  105  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    30  16  0  100  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         28  19  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MENTAL 25-5075              21  13  1  100  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 MANALGER 96-986             11  12  4  100  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
-Q*BERT 35-3928              25  19  5   99  FLIPPERS ARCADE (5267)     MURSKA
-UNSCATHED 30-4516           23  28  0   97  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
 FORK BALL 4-6244            22   3  0   96  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         20   2  5   96  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         20  11  1   96  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
-ENCHANTED 30-4517           22  29  0   95  CRYSTAL PALACE (5365)      IAYE
-DELPHIA 71-1771             27  12  0   93  THE CODA (3424)            KYR'TERR
-1104 82-17782               21  19  2   93  NUMBERS 7 (5364)           DWES EG
 GOLDBRICK 82-1445           21  17  0   93  LOCAL 114 (4174)           DWES EG
 CLOVER 36-5959              19  20  2   92  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937    21  15  0   91  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           9   9  1   89  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-BUDDHA 12-6231              22  21  1   88  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 SLINGSHOT 82-1593           17  23  2   87  LOCAL 203 (4167)           DWES EG
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          26  16  1   83  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-BERTHA 62-2867              20  20  3   83  MASTERS OF RAGE (5371)     VALAMANTIS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           35 117  0   82  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 BIG MAC 30-4547             28  26  1   82  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 RAINSONG 11-6128            34  54  0   80  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-DOMINO JOE 3-6562           19  22  1   80  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 JONES 14-1283               34 176  6   79  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  23  10  0   79  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 PISTACHIO 82-1648           19  15  0   78  LOCAL 241 (4048)           DWES EG
-DONAL PINES 75-3194         18  23  1   78  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 AUJARD 8-4639               25  26  0   76  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 ZANDER 56-3440              19  23  1   76  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
-AVALANCH LILY 63-2636       18  22  0   76  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
 FRANK 3-5707                60 122  1   74  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 TATHARLI 33-4505            33  57  0   73  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-TREEKILLER 56-3927          21  10  0   73  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
-WISHFULL WALL 13-4987       17  19  1   71  DREAMERS (5350)            DULLENS
 OSTRICH 41-3970             21  21  0   70  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 CAT STEVENS 74-3363         16   6  1   68  ARENA FELINES (5369)       DAYLA KIV
-SHORT ROCK 75-3196          15  22  0   67  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
-RIP RAP 60-6599             17  14  1   66  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        16   6  0   64  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         33  13  0   63  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  22  17  1   63  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 TOE 56-3896                 18   4  1   63  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            23  21  2   61  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
-SNORK SLAYMORE 33-6275      15  16  0   61  BAD COMPANY (1955)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 NIKALA 56-3443              24  17  0   60  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       18  13  3   60  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
-SANDY BEACH 60-6957         17   7  2   60  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566          16  12  0   60  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 PEA POD 33-7338             20   8  0   58  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SPALDING 74-4004            17   7  1   57  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 GRIMGOWER 33-6009           17  12  0   56  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-CARY YON 19-4879            17   6  0   56  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-NEALA 51-5286               14  13  1   56  AMAZON ELITE (4807)        TRICORUS
-UNGOOD 18-9297              17   4  0   55  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BASHFUL 1-7899              16   7  0   55  SHE'S CRAFTY (5370)        MORDANT
-T.R. 62-4249                15   8  2   55  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         19  19  0   54  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          29  39  1   53  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-EVIL WEEVIL 62-3779         15   4  3   52  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 MAGENTA 3-5711              64 117  0   51  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SCANDALF 4-6219             25  27  0   51  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 DESTROYER TADD 33-4417      20  16  0   51  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LEGALASS 4-6217             25  26  1   50  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
-11TH COMMANDMENT 31-5453    13   8  1   48  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  56  2   43  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  47  1   42  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          18  11  1   42  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          12   7  4   40  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         19  29  1   37  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 STEINBACH 30-4473           27  44  0   31  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057       17  13  3   29  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 PANAMON CREEL 36-2209       15  11  0   15  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
FLABBY-O 82-30720          17   7  1 STREET PIZZAD XXI 5279 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 539
BERTHA 30-4469             37  32  1 THE WARLOCKS 5120      JOHN 96-1187           539

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Spalding -- I salute a warrior who is obviously going places fast.  And not, I must
say, places I want to go myself.  At that rate, how long before you're Inducted? --
Tatharli

Burst -- Well, I suspect that the major error in your life was selecting the race of
werewolf.  This imposes powerful dress restraints.  You have to ask yourself, for
instance, where will the tail go if I make a sudden change of form?  Tricky. -- Ho-
Chan the Axe

A Wall of Glass?  Hmm.  Not as fragile as it sounds.... -- Delice the Red

Gray Wind -- I would have been surprised to win that one.  Well done. -- Lethe

The Shocker -- Indeed, you ARE.  Who told you that it was acceptable to dress, or
should I say UN-dress, that way?  It's quite shocking! -- True Blue

Well, from a quick once-over of the Split sheets, it doesn't LOOK like any of us are
getting Inducted this season.  But a closer study is probably in order. -- Ho-Chan
the Axe

Sleepwalker -- As my teammate Butternut can attest, our manager has a taste for ice
cream. -- Pistachio

Shepherd Moon -- OW!  I can see why you have three kills on your record.  You hit
REALLY HARD!  Tell your manager to change your train. -- Gazelle

Violent Vole -- Are you sure you like those weapons?  I think they clash. -- Rem

Rainsong -- Thank you!  Those will come in handy.  I should've tried to teach you
something too, but... um... (mumbling) I don't know too many skills. -- Sleepwalker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLONDIE was devastated by YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
JOE BLACK subdued JOBOO in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
SQUIRREL NUT overpowered JONES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
RICO slimly won victory over SQUIRREL KILLER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KING BEAR overpowered AFRICAN GREY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SAIONJI was defeated by NORAF in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SHIRLEY was devastated by FIENDISH GLEE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
THE MADMAN won victory over TELA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE BUTCHER vanquished QUINTAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO overpowered CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TY DEL-WAVE handily defeated SIGHTBLINDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CORKY subdued PUDDING PARADE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
THIRD OMEN viciously subdued FOG in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge contest.
CARE BEAR was devastated by LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KRAMER was defeated by HORNED ONE in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
DONNA devastated MANTISSA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
RAISON D'ETRE was bested by DEATHBRINGER in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FALCON was devastated by ACK VERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SEX CAMEL was beaten by SPAZ in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
SWALLOWTAIL luckily beat YELLOWJACKET in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
MARCIE devastated JERICO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MARCIANO lost to IMAGE ENHANCER in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HALO overpowered PELICAN in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fray.
MICKEY MANTLE was handily defeated by GOLDBRICK in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SPALDING was subdued by AUJARD in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
PEA POD was vanquished by REAGANOMICS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FORK BALL vanquished RAINSONG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GRAY WIND vanquished CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a action packed 6 minute gory uneven bout.
DARK THUNDER viciously subdued BLACK MESSIAH in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TWIG was overpowered by WHITE WATER HIPPO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
DEATH BY NPC was handily defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BELIAL narrowly defeated BART WELLENS in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
SPOTTED PONY overpowered JOHN in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
NUTCRACKER was devastated by SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLABBY-O was murdered by HO-CHAN THE AXE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRIMSON BLUSH was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
SIRTON demolished PERSEUS in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MARCINKO overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a 2 minute uneven bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was overpowered by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CARNAL beat BLACK ARCHER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
PERSIANA JONES vanquished BALROG in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
SMUNCH overcame NECROMANCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
BIG STRONG MAN was overpowered by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SHEPHERD MOON slimly lost to JACKASS in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
DALI PARTON was subdued by WEYLUND in a 2 minute fight.
SNIPER BEAR won victory over CALYX in a popular 1 minute bout.
IN-BRED BEAR was handily defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
QUASAR was subdued by MIYAGI'S MIATA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
EVERSTORM savagely defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a exciting 4 minute gory battle.
HELDA PAY overpowered LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SKYWISE was handily defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHIP demolished SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
GAZELLE savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a exciting 12 minute brutal brawl.
COUCH POTATO devastated INBRED FRED in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
SUICIDE viciously subdued R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
BLAK MASK was handily defeated by T. ZER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
DONAHAR overpowered BUBBA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BURST handily defeated HOFFA in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
MESSENGER BIRD was overpowered by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
TIMMAAAY vanquished BAGMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LETHE overpowered SURLY SOT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
ODDJOB vanquished VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
ROGUE 7 was vanquished by ADAM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLAT TOP devastated HONEY in a 1 minute uneven match.
PE ELL devastated STRONGBOW in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
KAIDEN beat STORMBLADE in a popular 3 minute fight.
THE NOTHING overpowered THE CLEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven brawl.
CADEX CFM savagely defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 2 minute brutal conflict.
TURD BURGLAR was viciously subdued by AZMUS in a exciting 1 minute gory brawl.
NEOPHYTE defeated BUTTERNUT in a action packed 1 minute duel.
JOLEE BINDO was savagely defeated by SHOVELING SANDY in a 2 minute gruesome conflict.
DELICE THE RED subdued FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 2 minute duel.
RIFF-RAFF was luckily beaten by CRAZY FINGERS in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was handily defeated by NICKEL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VAMPIRE was beaten by DIRT BAG in a exciting 4 minute contest.
BLOWN AWAY was devastated by TWO GLASS EYES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BERTHA was savagely slain by JOHN in a popular 1 minute brutal fray.
LAFAYETTE was handily defeated by REM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WROTE THE BOOK was beaten by OTIS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome match.
BENT HALO viciously subdued MANALGER in a action packed 2 minute gruesome match.
THE RACIST overpowered ZANDER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLINGSHOT was handily defeated by MENTAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched battle.
FIBULARIS was overpowered by FRANKENBUTT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PISTACHIO was handily defeated by MARK OF THE BEAST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAT STEVENS narrowly defeated GRIMGOWER in a action packed 3 minute battle.
SLEEPWALKER was savagely defeated by LEGALASS in a exciting 3 minute gruesome contest.
THE NECROPHILIAC outwaited FRANK in a popular 7 minute melee.
TOE lost to 2 + 2 = 4 in a popular 6 minute gory struggle.
NIKALA slimly won victory over WALT WEISS in a exciting 6 minute gruesome struggle.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was narrowly defeated by TRUE BLUE in a 2 minute brawl.
OSTRICH vanquished STEINBACH in a 2 minute uneven melee.
CLOVER handily defeated THE SHOCKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PANAMON CREEL was vanquished by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DR. MARVELOUS was handily defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute fray.
TATHARLI overcame THE PEDOPHILE in a exciting 1 minute battle.
DESTROYER TADD was bested by TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 2 minute bout.
BIG MAC devastated BIKINI LINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PINK FLOYD was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a popular 5 minute gory fight.
OZYMANDIAS overpowered SCANDALF in a action packed 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
TREESTUMP was vanquished by ETERNAL D.J. in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  53         AIMED BLOW       161 - 122 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 25         PARRY-RIPOSTE     42 -  32 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         LUNGING ATTACK   290 - 227 -  5      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         SLASHING ATTACK  133 - 121 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    111 - 109 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         STRIKING ATTACK   62 -  93 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         PARRY-LUNGE       49 -  74 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         TOTAL PARRY       78 - 123 -  1      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  32 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  45 -  1      38  |

Turn 539 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 11         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL     14 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    31 - 22     AIMED BLOW         7 - 18         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 12     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  7                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 - 10                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355  83  54  0  325 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           82  49  1  302 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    152 178  3  275 SAND DANCERS (2258)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     97  79  3  275 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   JOE BLACK 48-3639          44  26  1  247 THE BEARS (677)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SMUNCH 18-8337             51  14  2  236 THUNDR + LITENING (483)
TOTAL PARRY      GRAY WIND 6-5201           48  33  1  225 DARK PANTHEON (2442)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          67  63  0  214 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HELDA PAY 68-4876          49  34  0  206 LOCAL 103 (3365)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            36  29  0  195 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TOE 56-3896.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRAY WIND 
6-5201, BART WELLENS 11-4848, PINK FLOYD 97-2155, BELIAL 7-3838, VAMPIRE 25-4546, 
SUICIDE 21-4832, FRANK 3-5707, HORNED ONE 6-6098, DARK THUNDER 6-5397, and BLACK 
MESSIAH 42-3301.

The least popular fighter this week was WALL OF GLASS 11-5534.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BIKINI LINE 25-4545, THE SHOCKER 2-5356, ZANDER 56-3440, WROTE 
THE BOOK 30-4540, LAFAYETTE 82-1542, BLOWN AWAY 18-8636, TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951, 
BUTTERNUT 82-1645, ROGUE 7 4-5813, and BUBBA 7-4833.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          3  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  3 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  5 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             3  8 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           4  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  5 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  4 0  MURSKA(35)           3  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            4  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3  8 0  RODEKI(42)           3  4 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 1  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          9 16 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  2 1  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  CAER(48)             1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9 10 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           6  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          70 105  4  200  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         24  29  0  137  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           67  63  0  214  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         96  67  1  234  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        16   6  0   64  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         58  23  0  230  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              168  83  3  294  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               25  26  0   76  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               31  18  3  228  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  44  1  127  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      48  33  0  233  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        28  23  0  191  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               34 176  6   79  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         27  17  0  177  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   83  54  0  325  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 THE BUTCHER 21-5374         45  23  0  226  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             36  29  0  195  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        28  24  1  203  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              30  32  0  144  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      78  65  0  220  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         40  47  0  211  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                37  51  1  199  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BALROG 33-1377              42  31  2  187  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 KING BEAR 35-3629           65  27  3  219  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               43  18  1  229  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          49  35  2  190  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  37  2  200  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    64  61  5  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       41  32  5  208  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  24  0  199  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           44  26  1  247  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               74 145  0  162  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                35  16  1  242  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             41  46  0  188  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 THE RACIST 58-3855          18  13  1  105  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 CHIP 60-4413                21  21  1  200  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        71  64  1  179  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     12   4  0  168  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           49  34  0  206  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            83  87  2  211  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  37  1  193  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             30  15  1  204  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 29  15  0  154  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     152 178  3  275  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              40  25  1  247  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 JOHN 96-1187                11   9  6  180  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             83  36  5  230  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             31  13  3  201  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           53  25  4  211  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)

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in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83.  If you requested that your team be 
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Any teams not 
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by May 1 will be deleted.  If you have questions 
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