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Date   : 04/24/2007    Duedate: 05/07/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-540

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 WHERE'S MY L 96/5377    8    4  0 66.7      LOCAL 241 82/4048                     
  2-SHE'S CRAFTY 1/5370     2    1  0 66.7      LOCAL 202 82/3967                     
  3 FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  774  441 10 63.7      WILD OATS 82/4020                     
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    LOCAL 139 82/3789                     
  4 THEM 21/879          2981 1911 58 60.9      WILD OATS 46/5373                     
    F BALLS 4/5204                           12 SPECIAL ED 17/4525    278  230  4 54.7
    BOY O'S 51/4027                             THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    BABES 36/3876                            13 MADTOWN 25/5125        16   14  0 53.3
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        14 DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143   162  147  3 52.4
    CORPS 74/3405                               WAR SEEKERS' 97/5374                  
    SCUM 65/3594                             15 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   223  204  3 52.2
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    THE BEARS 48/677                            LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    FUNKY FOLK 19/5272                          VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
  5 ENVENOMED 82/4693     731  482 11 60.3      CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    INCANTATION 18/5178                      16 BARN OF HORR 32/5382   39   36  2 52.0
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                        17 BLOODY RANDO 96/5376  118  113  1 51.1
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  6 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    46   32  1 59.0   18 ARENA FELINE 74/5369  132  128  0 50.8
  7 THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1720 1219 20 58.5   19 BLADE ZEN 74/4492     246  255  3 49.1
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 8 34/5379                GRIM FANDANGO 21/4581                 
  8 EVENGATE 21/3909      821  626 10 56.7   20 FANTASIA 1/4914      1257 1355 12 48.1
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
  9 VILLAINS 82/5171     1925 1545 22 55.5      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
 10 PIMPS 9/4318          218  177  1 55.2   21 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  393  426  2 48.0
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                    THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                       22-RIO VISTANS 62/4390    12   13  0 48.0
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                23 NUMBERS 7 82/5364    1005 1104  8 47.7
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
 11 LOCAL 114 82/4174     406  336  1 54.7      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    LOCAL 203 82/4167                           I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    LOCAL 238 82/4151                           FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    LOCAL 103 68/3365                           SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                      WHO DA MAN? 12/5368                   
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 33 DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    19   31  0 38.0
 24 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1308 1468 20 47.1   34 BLOODSWORN 15/5381     24   40  1 37.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  35 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   13   23  0 36.1
 25 PHILANTHROPI 61/5372   15   17  0 46.9   36 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   24   43  0 35.8
    PHILANTHROPISTS 56/5384                  37 THE BROTHERH 82/5380   41   75  0 35.3
 26 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     14   16  0 46.7   38 ELFQUEST 11/4928      207  381  3 35.2
 27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  722  872  8 45.3      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 28 GET 56/5334           300  362  4 45.3      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    ERRATA 36/5266                           39 BLUE MOON 9/3907      608 1193  6 33.8
    ERRATA 25/3564                              SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    BIRDS 41/4735                               THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 29 REDHORSE 56/3727      310  399  1 43.7   40 MEN 29/4412           907 1804 17 33.5
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                           MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
 30 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    65   86  0 43.0      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      STORIES 49/2835                       
 31 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   59   80  0 42.4      JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
    IMPURE THOUGHTS 58/3123                     MIKES 14/3982                         
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567                  41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  130  277  0 31.9
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775                 42 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363    2    6  0 25.0
 32 D.R.I. 21/5306         75  105  0 41.7      MASTERS OF RAGE 62/5371               
    DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                   43 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    5   19  0 20.8
    FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265                 44-TONGUE N CHE 82/5367    1    0  0  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Galen sat at a table near a window in the Fifth Eye, shuffling through a sheaf
of his notes on the fights, and statistics provided by the Commission, trying to
finish his spyreport between sips of beer.

Ladies and Gentlemen of Talahya,

     Our Tournament Victors went 1 and 1 today.  Hail to Blondie, who challenged up
to a powerful warrior and beat him.  BLONDIE (36-5723) (48-28-1,197) of BABES TV
challenged FIENDISH GLEE (46-1553) (41-32-5,208) of CLEVER LINGO.  BLONDIE devastated
FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     And my sympathy to Squirrel Nut, a wonderful combatant who challenged someone
equally wonderful and was bested.  SQUIRREL NUT (1-7793) (20-2-5,96) of MANNEQUIN'S
BEST TV challenged FORK BALL (4-6244) (22-3-0,96) of F BALLS.  SQUIRREL NUT was
demolished by FORK BALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  I could make a play
on words involving nuts and balls...but I think I won't.
     The formidable and impressive Youcankeeptheduck has successfully defended his
title again, and remains our Tower Guardian!  Well done! YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK (18-7355)
(83-54-0,325) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ALVIN YORK (3-6156) (67-63-0,214) of OUR
HIGHEST HONOR.  YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute uneven
Title duel.  It wasn't a very exciting fight, frankly.  I felt sorry for Alvin York
for a most unfortunate matchup.
     Reaganomics was most challenged.  GRIMGOWER (33-6009) (17-12-0,56) of BIG LAKE
BANDITS challenged REAGANOMICS (21-6182) (20-11-1,96) of D.R.I..  GRIMGOWER was
outlasted by REAGANOMICS in an action packed 7 minute Challenge fight.
     No one avoided anyone.  Really, I must protest!  The power to avoid is a very
useful tool in increasing your likelihood of winning a fight.  Granted, in a big
arena like this it's much harder to choose who to avoid.  But there are still some
clues.  Look at the warriors within challenge range of you, the ones who do
challenge, and from among these, choose the two who might think to score an easy win
at your expense.  Avoid those--if only to slightly increase the chance of your own
challenge going through.  It costs nothing.
     "More beer?" asked the waitress, a sour-faced old woman in bedroom slippers and
pearls (the Fifth Eye caters to the eccentric).  At Galen's nod, she refilled his
glass from a pitcher, and moved on.  It was a warm day, and was humid and smoky in
the club.  Galen drank a long draught, then continued his report.
     I hope True Blue isn't feeling too...well...blue, over being voted this cycle's
least popular warrior.  RAINSONG (11-6128) (34-54-0,80) of ELFQUEST fought TRUE BLUE
(9-5203) (23-21-2,61) of BLUE MOON.  RAINSONG demolished TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.  These things happen.  You have a bad day and you fight like crap.
And people throw things.  It happens to everyone.  Well, not to Ho-Chan.  But almost
everyone.
     Our puissant Striker, Ho-Chan the Axe, he of the colorful silken battle suits,
has won again, this time match against a worthy fellow with but a fraction of the
Axe's experience.  How long will it be until our mighty Adantri striker is inducted
to Primus? HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (152-178-3,275) of SAND DANCERS fought CHASM OF
IGNORANCE (4-4186) (34-26-0,182) of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.  HO-CHAN THE AXE devastated
CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 5 minute uneven bout.
     Many in the stands liked the looks of Cerebral Janitor today.  True, he lost.
But he made some spectacular dodges, leapt over his opponent's weapon several times,
leapt entirely over his opponent once, and looked damn good out there on the sands.
For a janitor.  SWALLOWTAIL (1-7387) (40-32-2,190) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST challenged
CEREBRAL JANITOR (18-7729) (66-55-0,191) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SWALLOWTAIL won victory
over CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
     Galen read over what he'd written, then took another long drink of beer and read
it again, hoping it would seem more intelligent after some lubrication to the brain.
It did, too.  Satisfied, he put pen to paper once again.
     That's about all, then.  Now that it's getting hot out, don't forget to drink
plenty of liquids.

                                      Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   84  54  0  338  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACK VERT 18-7429            83  49  1  319  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BELIAL 7-3838              169  83  3  307  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   92  71  3  306  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      98  79  3  293  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     153 178  3  287  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           45  26  1  274  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 SIRTON 82-9190              41  25  1  265  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 SUICIDE 21-4832             26   8  1  254  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      49  33  0  244  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 MARCINKO 97-961             84  36  5  237  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 NORAF 82-3856               66  31  0  237  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 T. ZER 9-5011               32  18  3  237  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 CARNAL 21-5388              67  55  0  235  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           54  25  4  234  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
-DARK THUNDER 6-5397         58  23  0  230  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-DONNA 36-5966               43  18  1  229  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         45  23  0  226  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-GRAY WIND 6-5201            48  33  1  225  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         41  47  0  225  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           50  34  0  223  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
-KING BEAR 35-3629           65  27  3  219  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          50  35  2  219  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        122  68  1  218  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SAIONJI 73-4447             31  15  1  218  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             49  28  1  215  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-ODDJOB 82-18436             26  15  1  215  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
 CHIP 60-4413                22  21  1  215  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         63  35  4  214  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TWIG 82-25226               43  28  0  214  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    64  61  5  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           59  23  2  212  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       74  76  2  211  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          71 105  4  210  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         84  48  1  209  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 FOG 21-4416                 81  85  0  209  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 LETHE 9-4782                64  72  3  209  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 BURST 25-3654               56  44  1  209  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       53  54  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        29  23  0  209  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     37  21  2  207  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-HORNED ONE 6-6098           32   3  1  207  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SPAZ 82-6629                25   5  1  207  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         96  68  1  205  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          41  32  2  205  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 CORKY 1-4285                35  32  2  205  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        28  25  1  205  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 GAZELLE 56-3701             41  47  0  203  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      61  73  0  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  26  0  202  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         73  90  3  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SMUNCH 18-8337              51  15  2  201  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         28  17  0  201  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        39  63  0  200  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 JACKASS 21-4526             39  44  0  200  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 RICO 51-5016                35  17  1  200  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             31  14  3  200  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         27  13  0  200  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       20   8  0  200  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 SKYWISE 11-5687             49  61  1  199  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE MADMAN 21-2420          48  34  3  199  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        33  25  1  199  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           67  64  0  198  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     42  55  2  198  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    108  51  2  197  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 ADAM 7-4830                 49  97  2  196  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 TELA 30-2973                37  52  1  196  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      78  66  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 HOFFA 49-3185               75 145  0  195  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          50  53  0  195  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  25  0  195  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 BLAK MASK 21-5935           42  30  1  194  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       41  33  5  194  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
-FALCON 82-11173             31  21  1  194  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           17   8  1  194  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 WEYLUND 82-3660             42  38  1  192  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-FLAT TOP 35-3533            36  10  1  192  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  38  2  192  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      82  85 17  191  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       50  74  0  191  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    66  56  0  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 QUINTAL 18-8341             40  31  2  190  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 JOBOO 1-4670                32  25  3  190  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    50  48  2  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         55  48  1  188  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  47  22  5  188  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           33  28  0  188  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 KAIDEN 35-3108             119 122  2  187  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         47  54  2  187  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-BLISS 74-2940               42  31  0  187  BLADE ZEN (4492)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         65  59  1  186  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       49  49  3  185  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           17  10  1  185  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      39  39  0  184  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     13   4  0  184  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        72  64  1  183  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        37  28  3  183  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 EVERSTORM 69-641            83  88  2  181  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  65  0  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            40  24  3  181  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALROG 33-1377              42  32  2  180  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 JOHN 96-1187                11  10  6  180  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 JOHN 29-4177                65 116  1  179  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        38  23  0  179  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 DONAHAR 24-3006             36  30  0  179  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          31  36  4  179  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  38  1  178  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   34  27  0  178  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      41  39  3  177  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 SURLY SOT 82-1555           27  14  0  177  LOCAL 202 (3967)           DWES EG
 QUASAR 18-5925              54  66  0  173  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  14  0  173  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BUBBA 7-4833                45 101  0  172  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            34  11  0  171  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       42  27  1  169  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CALYX 30-4151               24  15  1  168  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 PE ELL 36-2207              23  13  4  168  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      80  95  3  167  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              31  47  0  163  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            82 101  4  162  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     30  12  1  160  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         25  29  0  159  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 NICKEL 26-4240              31  32  0  158  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         29  27  1  158  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       51  61  0  156  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-MIPPLE 62-3513              23  14  0  155  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 HONEY 11-6368               29  42  2  154  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 THE RACIST 58-3855          19  13  1  152  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AZMUS 82-4139               16  15  0  148  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 BENT HALO 82-1385           24  13  2  147  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
 BUTTERNUT 82-1645           21  15  0  147  LOCAL 238 (4151)           DWES EG
-MARCIE 36-6076              20  13  1  146  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 REM 74-2853                 29  16  0  143  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-HALO 11-6189                29  16  2  142  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 MARCIANO 96-1446            21  24  6  142  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            29  12  1  141  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  41  1  141  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           40  67  0  135  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JERICO 7-4862               43  96  1  132  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BAGMAN 4-5890               38  39  1  132  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
-JEFFRO 62-3410              32  21  0  131  RIO VISTANS (4390)         VALAMANTIS
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             30  17  0  131  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 OTIS 3-6501                 29  15  4  131  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      25  20  0  130  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 GOLDBRICK 82-1445           22  17  0  125  LOCAL 114 (4174)           DWES EG
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  77  0  124  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 LA TOUR 18-8525             30  39  0  124  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LAFAYETTE 82-1542           22  17  0  121  LOCAL 139 (3789)           DWES EG
 THE CLEAR 30-4539           29  27  0  118  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PELICAN 41-3949             24  20  0  118  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            23   3  0  116  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  45  1  113  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540      25  31  0  106  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 MENTAL 25-5075              22  13  1  106  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    31  16  0  104  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          34  23  0  103  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MANALGER 96-986             12  12  4  102  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 BERTHA 30-4469              37  33  1  101  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         28  19  1  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CLOVER 36-5959              20  20  2   99  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         21  11  1   98  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
-1104 82-17782               21  19  2   93  NUMBERS 7 (5364)           DWES EG
 AUJARD 8-4639               26  26  0   91  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         20   3  5   91  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PISTACHIO 82-1648           20  15  0   90  LOCAL 241 (4048)           DWES EG
 TATHARLI 33-4505            34  57  0   89  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-ETIEN HAXAN 17-5772         22  22  1   89  BALANCE OF TERROR (5283)   ALJAFIR
 SLINGSHOT 82-1593           18  23  2   89  LOCAL 203 (4167)           DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                61 122  1   88  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RAINSONG 11-6128            35  54  0   87  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937    21  16  0   87  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 BIG MAC 30-4547             29  26  1   85  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-MONGOOSE 82--19480          21  21  1   85  TONGUE N CHEEK (5367)      DWES EG
 VANESSA 56-3483             22  16  1   83  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
-KOJIRO 29-4456              22  13  1   80  BLACK SAMURAI (3782)       LAPUR
-SLIPKNOT 60-6674            21  17  0   80  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-EPIMONIDAS 4-5683           20  20  0   80  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
-VIOLENT PACIFICATI 21-6180  23  10  0   79  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       19  13  3   78  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
-DONAL PINES 75-3194         18  23  1   78  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 JONES 14-1283               34 177  6   76  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          30  39  1   76  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BLACK PLAGUE 1-1720         22  22  0   76  DEATH'S DOOR (5252)        MORDANT
-LOOGIE CLAP 82--19487       21  11  2   76  TONGUE N CHEEK (5367)      DWES EG
-FERGUS HILL 5-4805          20  16  0   76  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          26  17  1   74  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         34  13  0   73  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 OSTRICH 41-3970             22  21  0   73  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 TOE 56-3896                 18   5  1   72  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
-WISHFULL WALL 13-4987       17  19  1   71  DREAMERS (5350)            DULLENS
 PINK FLOYD 97-2155          13   7  4   69  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           35 118  0   67  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 GRIMGOWER 33-6009           17  13  0   67  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-RIP RAP 60-6599             17  14  1   66  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           9  10  1   66  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        16   6  0   64  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
-BLUE BLOTTO 9-5262          17  11  1   63  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 DESTROYER TADD 33-4417      21  16  0   62  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  22  18  1   60  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ZANDER 56-3440              19  24  1   60  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
-SANDY BEACH 60-6957         17   7  2   60  SWIFT CURRENT (4684)       ARADI
-BOB THE KNOB 46-2596        16  11  0   59  WILD OATS (5373)           ARDIVENT
-PEA POD 33-7338             20   8  0   58  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         20  29  1   57  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-SPALDING 74-4004            17   7  1   57  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 MAGENTA 3-5711              64 118  0   56  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 NIKALA 56-3443              24  18  0   56  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            23  22  2   56  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CARY YON 19-4879            17   6  0   56  FUNKY FOLK (5272)          ZUWAYZA
-NEALA 51-5286               14  13  1   56  AMAZON ELITE (4807)        TRICORUS
-UNGOOD 18-9297              17   4  0   55  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-BASHFUL 1-7899              16   7  0   55  SHE'S CRAFTY (5370)        MORDANT
-DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         16   4  1   53  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         19  20  0   52  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-EVIL WEEVIL 62-3779         15   4  3   52  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 LEGALASS 4-6217             25  27  1   50  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
-KITTEN KABOODLE 16-5515     14   8  0   50  ARENA FELINES (4379)       WILLAF
 SCANDALF 4-6219             25  28  0   49  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          19  11  1   49  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-11TH COMMANDMENT 31-5453    13   8  1   48  NUMBERS GAME (4642)        CHIMLEVTAL
 CAT STEVENS 74-3363         16   7  1   46  ARENA FELINES (5369)       DAYLA KIV
 DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057       17  14  3   42  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  57  2   40  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 PANAMON CREEL 36-2209       16  11  0   39  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
-MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218    10   0  5   35  WAR SEEKERS' (5374)        SHADOW GROVE
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           14   9  1   34  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
-BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     9   1  3   31  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      8   2  5   31  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
-THE ABYSS 96-2293            8   2  4   30  WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (5377)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 STEINBACH 30-4473           27  45  0   26  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 NASTY RASH 96-2347           8   3  4   26  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  48  1   19  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Flabby-O -- (recoiling)  Do you know how HARD it is to get grease spots off silk? --
Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S.  Sorry about the temporary death.  Just one of those things, I'm afraid.  Be
glad it didn't happen before graduation!

Surly Sot -- That's a Rirorni for you.  Take them in hand, teach them good stuff, and
what do they do?  They get drunk and grouchy and stay in bed. -- Lethe

Flagpole Panties -- I always knew you dwarves were weird, and this just proves it. --
Delice the Red

Palantetc. -- The subtle colors just don't do the job in the arena.  You need color,
and no finesse.  Like me. -- True Blue

The Pedophile -- Creep. -- Tatharli

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did we just go five-and-oh today?  Strange.  Must be the
phase of the moon. -- Ho-Chan

Galen -- I did not "take someone's life."  Flabby-O was and is a golem.  Not alive to
begin with. -- Ho-Chan

     I think there are some golems who would argue that point.  They're people,
     therefore they are alive.  I'm not blaming you; these things happen. -- Galen

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via

diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLONDIE devastated FIENDISH GLEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SQUIRREL NUT was demolished by FORK BALL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RICO was viciously subdued by SIRTON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CORKY defeated TELA in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JOBOO was devastated by CHIP in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
BALROG was devastated by TY DEL-WAVE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SEX CAMEL was overpowered by DALI PARTON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SWALLOWTAIL won victory over CEREBRAL JANITOR in a popular 5 minute Challenge duel.
CRIMSON BLUSH vanquished PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NUTCRACKER overpowered R IS FOR REPUGNANT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RAISON D'ETRE was subdued by SKYWISE in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
KRAMER was bested by SNIPER BEAR in a exciting 4 minute Challenge battle.
HELDA PAY bested TIMMAAAY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge bout.
SAIONJI overcame NECROMANCER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
SURLY SOT overpowered WALL OF GLASS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
PE ELL was devastated by THE NOTHING in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SHIRLEY was savagely defeated by ADAM in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
LAFAYETTE was beaten by DIRT BAG in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BUTTERNUT was overcome by NEOPHYTE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
THE RACIST overpowered BAGMAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MARCIANO was overpowered by QUASAR in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
THE NECROPHILIAC was devastated by PELICAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GRIMGOWER was outlasted by REAGANOMICS in a action packed 7 minute Challenge fight.
PANAMON CREEL overpowered TREESTUMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PISTACHIO overpowered NIKALA in a action packed 3 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DR. MARVELOUS lost to MANALGER in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
THE PEDOPHILE overpowered ZANDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SLINGSHOT viciously subdued MAGENTA in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK overpowered ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute uneven Title duel.
BELIAL overpowered MAYLA TYL CRENA in a 2 minute one-sided match.
SUICIDE defeated CHOKING CHICKEN in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
CARNAL handily defeated WEYLUND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROMUALD B TUNE was vanquished by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE devastated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 5 minute uneven bout.
SPOTTED PONY was subdued by EVIL ELMO in a exciting 5 minute gruesome conflict.
T. ZER overpowered SHEPHERD MOON in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
EVERSTORM was handily defeated by IMAGE ENHANCER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SMUNCH was narrowly defeated by JOE BLACK in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
LE PAIN DLG was vanquished by BLACK ARCHER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
PERSIANA JONES overcame BLAK MASK in a 2 minute bloody fight.
SALENA WARSMITH was luckily beaten by FOG in a action packed 4 minute competition.
ACK VERT narrowly defeated SQUIRREL KILLER in a popular 2 minute brutal match.
COUCH POTATO outlasted GAZELLE in a popular 8 minute gory duel.
MARCINKO overcame LETHE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
WHITE WATER HIPPO savagely defeated JACKASS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal match.
NORAF demolished THE MADMAN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
TWIG devastated QUINTAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
DEATH BY NPC savagely defeated AFRICAN GREY in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
MANTISSA was subdued by VIOLENT VOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
CRAZED GOBLIN devastated MESSENGER BIRD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
BART WELLENS was narrowly defeated by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody fight.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was devastated by THIRD OMEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
PERSEUS was vanquished by SNAPPY GEORGE in a exciting 5 minute mismatched match.
DONAHAR was overpowered by INBRED FRED in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BURST devastated BLACK MESSIAH in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven match.
DEATHBRINGER was defeated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute fight.
FLABBY-O was defeated by SPAZ in a action packed 3 minute brutal melee.
PYGMY SHREW demolished JOHN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JOHN was overpowered by HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
IN-BRED BEAR won victory over ROGUE 7 in a 2 minute contest.
KAIDEN luckily beat CALYX in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
CRAZY FINGERS overpowered CHICKEN HAWK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF devastated THE CLEAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
REM was subdued by TURD BURGLAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
BUBBA savagely defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
SHOVELING SANDY handily defeated DELICE THE RED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
YELLOWJACKET demolished AZMUS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIYAGI'S MIATA viciously subdued JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 1 minute bloody match.
CADEX CFM vanquished BENT HALO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HONEY was beaten by FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a 2 minute struggle.
WROTE THE BOOK was overpowered by JERICO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TWO GLASS EYES was handily defeated by NICKEL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LA TOUR was viciously subdued by OTIS in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
STRONGBOW vanquished BLOWN AWAY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
STORMBLADE was vanquished by VAMPIRE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
BERTHA was vanquished by GOLDBRICK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
CLOVER devastated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
MARK OF THE BEAST slimly won victory over TOE in a 2 minute gory melee.
MENTAL overpowered JONES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAT STEVENS was vanquished by PINK FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLEEPWALKER overpowered HARSIESUS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VANESSA vanquished LEGALASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven fight.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was overpowered by OSTRICH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FIBULARIS was subdued by AUJARD in a popular 1 minute duel.
2 + 2 = 4 was devastated by TATHARLI in a 2 minute uneven duel.
DESTROYER TADD vanquished NASTY RASH in a exciting 4 minute one-sided competition.
BIG MAC overpowered BIKINI LINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WALT WEISS overcame OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute fight.
STEINBACH was handily defeated by THE SHOCKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RAINSONG demolished TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SCANDALF was devastated by ETERNAL D.J. in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
FRANK savagely defeated BLACK PLAGUE in a 2 minute brutal bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  46         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  31 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         LUNGING ATTACK   292 - 216 -  4      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         AIMED BLOW       160 - 119 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         SLASHING ATTACK  127 - 122 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         WALL OF STEEL    108 - 112 -  0      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         PARRY-LUNGE       50 -  71 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     12         STRIKING ATTACK   62 -  93 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         TOTAL PARRY       75 - 123 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  46 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  36 -  0      35  |

Turn 540 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK   10 - 12         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    29 - 17     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  7         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        15 - 10     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 13         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        6 - 10         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 11         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355  84  54  0  338 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           83  49  1  319 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     98  79  3  293 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    153 178  3  287 SAND DANCERS (2258)
LUNGING ATTACK   JOE BLACK 48-3639          45  26  1  274 THE BEARS (677)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            84  36  5  237 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HELDA PAY 68-4876          50  34  0  223 LOCAL 103 (3365)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       122  68  1  218 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    35  26  0  202 FEAR FACTORY III (4265)
PARRY-LUNGE      SKYWISE 11-5687            49  61  1  199 ELFQUEST (4928)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
COUCH POTATO 3-2985, SPOTTED PONY 4-3975, SNIPER BEAR 1-4893, HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670, 
REAGANOMICS 21-6182, SLINGSHOT 82-1593, REM 74-2853, SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015, BART 
WELLENS 11-4848, and FLABBY-O 82-30720.

The least popular fighter this week was TRUE BLUE 9-5203.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STEINBACH 30-4473, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, CAT STEVENS 74-3363, 
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586, WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540, JOHN 96-1187, WEYLUND 82-3660, 
ZANDER 56-3440, TREESTUMP 11-6369, and THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           6  3 0  LYRATILAN(25)        3  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  5 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             7  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  7 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  IAYE(30)             3  8 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            5  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  JHANS(36)            3  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       4  6 0  KATI-TEI(41)         2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  DWES EG(82)         12 11 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  3 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9 10 0  CAER(48)             1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           4  3 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          71 105  4  210  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         25  29  0  159  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        122  68  1  218  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         96  68  1  205  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           59  23  2  212  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              169  83  3  307  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               26  26  0   91  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               32  18  3  237  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  45  1  113  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      49  33  0  244  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        29  23  0  209  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               34 177  6   76  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 INBRED FRED 17-6253         28  17  0  201  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   84  54  0  338  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             26   8  1  254  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             36  30  0  179  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               56  44  1  209  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              31  32  0  158  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      78  66  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         41  47  0  225  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 TELA 30-2973                37  52  1  196  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 BALROG 33-1377              42  32  2  180  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             119 122  2  187  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             49  28  1  215  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          50  35  2  219  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  38  2  192  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       53  54  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       41  33  5  194  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  25  0  195  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           45  26  1  274  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               75 145  0  195  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                35  17  1  200  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             41  47  0  203  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 THE RACIST 58-3855          19  13  1  152  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 CHIP 60-4413                22  21  1  215  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        72  64  1  183  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     13   4  0  184  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           50  34  0  223  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    108  51  2  197  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  38  1  178  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             31  15  1  218  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 29  16  0  143  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     153 178  3  287  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              41  25  1  265  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 JOHN 96-1187                11  10  6  180  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             84  36  5  237  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 TIMMAAAY 98-647             31  14  3  200  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           54  25  4  234  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE