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Date   : 05/08/2007    Duedate: 05/21/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-541

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-WHERE'S MY L 96/5377    8    4  0 66.7      LOCAL 202 82/3967                     
  2-SHE'S CRAFTY 1/5370     2    1  0 66.7      LOCAL 103 68/3365                     
  3-FLOYDIAN SLI 97/5317  774  441 10 63.7      WILD OATS 82/4020                     
    COLLEGE RADIO BG 97/5375                    LOCAL 139 82/3789                     
  4 THEM 21/879          2987 1914 59 60.9      WILD OATS 46/5373                     
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          12 MADTOWN 25/5125        17   14  0 54.8
    F BALLS 4/5204                           13-SPECIAL ED 17/4525    278  230  4 54.7
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        THE PURPLE POSIES 98/4501             
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         STORMNITE SANDBAGGER 65/5029          
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           NATURAL BORN DIERS 96/5053            
    BABES 36/3876                               DUELMASTERS NICKNAME 96/4824          
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        14-DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143   162  147  3 52.4
    CORPS 74/3405                               WAR SEEKERS' 97/5374                  
    VEGGIES 33/4058                          15-BARN OF HORR 32/5382   39   36  2 52.0
    SCUM 65/3594                             16 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   226  210  3 51.8
    THE BEARS 48/677                            LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
  5 ENVENOMED 82/4693     739  483 11 60.5      PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         SWEET NOTHINGS 82/5198                
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                  
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                 
    INCANTATION 18/5178                         SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    I AM SUCK 82/4760                           SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    MATMATICA 82/4965                        17 BLOODY RANDO 96/5376  119  114  1 51.1
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
  6-THIS SUCKS 96/5378   1720 1219 20 58.5      GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 99/5340            
    WORTHLESS MANAGERS 8 34/5379             18-ARENA FELINE 74/5369  132  128  0 50.8
  7 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    46   33  1 58.2   19-GRIM FANDANG 21/4581  246  255  3 49.1
  8 EVENGATE 21/3909      826  634 10 56.6   20 FANTASIA 1/4914      1264 1364 12 48.1
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                       END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
  9 VILLAINS 82/5171     1931 1552 22 55.4      TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    POWER PLAY 82/5179                          THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    TWISTED SESAME 99/4938                      KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    NEVERWAKE 11/5220                           CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
 10 PIMPS 9/4318          220  179  1 55.1   21 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  398  429  2 48.1
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    THE NORTH 12/5388                        22 THE BUNKHOUS 60/5389   12   13  0 48.0
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                       23 I GOTTA GO 30/4646   1013 1107  8 47.8
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
 11 LOCAL 114 82/4174     411  339  1 54.8      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    LOCAL 203 82/4167                           SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    LOCAL 241 82/4048                           MAMMAL MILITIA 82/4756                
    LOCAL 238 82/4151                           REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
 24 MID EARTH 29/1543     188  208  2 47.5      DEADLY RAGE II 72/3943                
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      FEAR FACTORY III 82/4265              
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                 35-BLOODSWORN 15/5381     24   40  1 37.5
 25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1317 1471 20 47.2   36 DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    19   32  0 37.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  37 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   25   43  0 36.8
 26-PHILANTHROPI 56/5384   15   17  0 46.9   38-THE BROTHERH 82/5380   41   75  0 35.3
    PHILANTHROPISTS 61/5372                  39 THUNDERSTRIK 10/1813   13   24  0 35.1
 27 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  723  872  8 45.3   40 ELFQUEST 11/4928      209  390  3 34.9
 28-GET 56/5334           300  362  4 45.3      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ERRATA 36/5266                              RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                           41 BLUE MOON 9/3907      610 1196  6 33.8
    BIRDS 41/4735                               SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                      BAD APPLES 56/3969                    
 29 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   67   83  0 44.7      THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
    IMPURE THOUGHTS 58/3123                  42 MEN 29/4412           908 1811 17 33.4
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775                    MORGAN'S BOYS 7/2702                  
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567                     VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 30 PSYCHOSTICK! 82/5387   18   23  0 43.9      STORIES 49/2835                       
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       JUST BECAUSE 38/4701                  
 31 REDHORSE 56/3727      312  400  1 43.8      MIKES 14/3982                         
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                        43 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  130  280  0 31.7
 32 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     14   18  0 43.8   44 THE SHALLOWSH 4/5319    5   21  0 19.2
 33 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    67   87  0 43.5   45 ELEVENTH HOU 56/5363    2    9  0 18.2
    HITMEN FOR HIRE 4/5126                      MASTERS OF RAGE 62/5371               
 34 D.R.I. 21/5306         76  107  0 41.5   46 DARK RAIDERS 52/5386    1    0  1  100

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good day, people of Talahya!

     What a delight it is to see you all again.  The sun is shining, the flowers are
blooming, the mud is drying, the trees are all in leaf or nearly so... how quickly
spring becomes summer, eh?
     There's a lot to report today -- or at least, I've made it a lot.  So let's get
started.
     We saw just one TV challenge today.  BUTTERNUT (82-1645) (21-15-0,147) of LOCAL
238 TV challenged AZMUS (82-4139) (16-15-0,148) of MOB TACTICS.  BUTTERNUT was
devastated by AZMUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Bit of an upset, eh?
Well done though, Azmus.
     You can't help liking him, even though he IS an aimed blow and they're a bit
scary.  But you also can't help wishing he'd write another column.  YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK
(18-7355) (84-54-0,338) of CENTER FOR OLDS challenged HELDA PAY (68-4876) (50-34-
0,223) of LOCAL 103.  YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK demolished HELDA PAY in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge Title melee.
     Thundr + Litening was most avoided by Color Me Suave.  Well done!
     Riff-Raff was most challenged.  You can see why -- a losing record, and plenty
of experience.  That adds up to a good teacher.  MARCIANO (96-1446) (21-24-6,142) of
THE CREAM 3 challenged RIFF-RAFF (3-5710) (82-101-4,162) of TRANSVESTITES.  MARCIANO
handily defeated RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.  Let's hope Marciano
learned well then.
     Needless to say, Ho-Chan is still our Overall Popularity Leader.  HO-CHAN THE
AXE (75-670) (153-178-3,287) of SAND DANCERS fought GITHZERAI (3-2866) (40-32-0,189)
of SORCERY COVENANT.  HO-CHAN THE AXE defeated GITHZERAI in a popular 3 minute duel.
The well-dressed Adantri warrior is our Top Striker, too.  He looked good in a red
and white satin striped kichai (that's an Adantri tunic or shirty thing, sort of),
but isn't that hard to get bloodstains out of?  Unless it only spattered the red
stripes.
     This week's favorite fought in one of our two longest fights (six minutes,
that's not long at all!  Where are all the epic TPs?) BENT HALO (82-1385) (24-13-
2,147) of WILD OATS challenged CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186) (34-27-0,178) of UTOPIA
RELIGIOSO.  BENT HALO was defeated by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in an exciting 6 minute
Challenge duel.
     Least popular... well, I'm afraid that would be Treestump.  TREESTUMP (11-6369)
(23-48-1,19) of ELFQUEST fought SKINWALKER (6-6043) (9-2-2,31) of DARK PANTHEON.
TREESTUMP was demolished by SKINWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
Treestump, welcome to Talahya and I hope this doesn't put you off of fighting here.
It's quite common to be the least popular warrior when you first arrive, if you
happen to lose your first fight.  And you fought a... Bloodgamer, or something like
that.  They can be nasty.
     Our other six-minute fight was this:  GRIMGOWER (33-6009) (17-13-0,67) of BIG
LAKE BANDITS challenged FRANK (3-5707) (61-122-1,88) of TRANSVESTITES.  GRIMGOWER
defeated FRANK in an exciting 6 minute Challenge bout.  Looks like one of those
learning-experience type of challenges; I hope Grimgower picked up a pile of new
tricks.
     I'm sorry to report that there were two deaths this cycle:
     * JOE BLACK (48-3639) (45-26-1,274) of THE BEARS fought FLABBY-O (82-30720) (17-
8-1,194) of STREET PIZZAD XXII.  JOE BLACK easily killed FLABBY-O in a 1 minute
mismatched fight.  Mr. Black is top Lunger.  This was one of two deaths this cycle.
And it's the second time poor Flabby-O has died, just recently.  I've sent... it... a
coupon for a free massage AND a crate of kumquats, which I am assured are a favorite
food of many golems.  Enjoy.
     * And here was our other death:  PANDEMIC (52-3319) (14-26-0,68) of DARK RAIDERS
fought THE SHOCKER (2-5356) (19-11-1,49) of INQUISITION SL5.  PANDEMIC easily killed
THE SHOCKER in an action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.  To the Shocker I have
sent a ticket to the hit musical comedy, "The Singing Slasher," which I hope will
help revive the ol' zest for life.
     I thought I'd cover the fights of all the stylemasters this turn.  Fun, hm?
FALCON (82-11173) (31-21-1,194) of TWELFTH CIRCLE challenged ACK VERT (18-7429) (83-
49-1,319) of PENTARCHIE-18.  FALCON was defeated by ACK VERT in a popular 2 minute
bloody Challenge duel.  Ack Vert is top slasher.
     GRAY WIND (6-5201) (48-33-1,225) of DARK PANTHEON fought DEBBIE DOES DM (18-
1709) (98-79-3,293) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  GRAY WIND was demolished by DEBBIE DOES DM
in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  Debbie is top Basher.  And quite formidable,
in fact.
     MARCINKO (97-961) (84-36-5,237) of ROGUE WARRIOR fought RICO (51-5016) (35-17-
1,200) of BOY O'S.  MARCINKO savagely defeated RICO in a popular 3 minute brutal
match.  Marcinko is top Wall of Steel.  AND he writes columns.  Get up there and
challenge YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK, sir!
     Couch Potato, our top Total Parry, was distressingly quick and efficient this
cycle. COUCH POTATO (3-2985) (122-68-1,218) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT fought IN-BRED BEAR
(1-6172) (55-48-1,188) of THE BLACK ZOO.  COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over IN-
BRED BEAR in an exciting 2 minute match.
     SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) (37-21-2,207) of END OF THE LINE fought ALVIN YORK (3-
6156) (67-64-0,198) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR.  SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by ALVIN
YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.  Alfin York is our top Parry-Lunger,
following in the footsteps of the unforgettable Epitaph... or maybe not.  It's a
difficult style to manage, so I've heard.
     And.... following in the footsteps of the inimitable Villiage Idiot... SNAPPY
GEORGE (42-4015) (53-54-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought QUASAR (18-5925) (54-66-
0,173) of MAD SCIENTISTS.  SNAPPY GEORGE bested QUASAR in a popular 2 minute bout.
Snappy George is top Parry-Riposte.
     SIRTON (82-9190) (41-25-1,265) of I AM SUCK fought MAYLA TYL CRENA (82-7113)
(35-26-0,202) of FEAR FACTORY III.  SIRTON savagely defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a
popular 2 minute bloody fray.  Miss tyl Crena is top Parry-Strike.  It was an
unfortunate match for Mayla.  Are there any fortunate matchups for Parry-Strikers?
     And that, dear friends, concludes my report.  May you enjoy the next two weeks
as summer swings into... into... into that ol' summery swing.  I know I will.

                                    Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   85  54  0  356  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACK VERT 18-7429            84  49  1  330  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 WHITE WATER HIPPO 18-7050   93  71  3  317  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709      99  79  3  312  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           46  26  2  310  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     154 178  3  296  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SUICIDE 21-4832             27   8  1  280  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 SIRTON 82-9190              42  25  1  278  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 T. ZER 9-5011               33  18  3  255  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MARCINKO 97-961             85  36  5  254  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 NORAF 82-3856               67  31  0  244  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         42  47  0  244  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
-CARNAL 21-5388              67  55  0  235  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         59  23  0  233  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TWIG 82-25226               44  28  0  232  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
 BLONDIE 36-5723             50  28  1  231  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-DONNA 36-5966               43  18  1  229  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        123  68  1  227  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         45  23  0  226  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    65  61  5  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       21   8  0  225  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         85  48  1  223  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       75  76  2  223  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    67  56  0  223  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          72 105  4  220  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    51  48  2  220  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KING BEAR 35-3629           65  27  3  219  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           68  64  0  218  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HORNED ONE 6-6098           33   3  1  218  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         28  13  0  216  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        29  25  1  215  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
-CHIP 60-4413                22  21  1  215  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 DALI PARTON 18-3274         74  90  3  212  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        73  64  1  211  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       54  54  0  211  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RICO 51-5016                35  18  1  210  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
-BURST 25-3654               56  44  1  209  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 SMUNCH 18-8337              52  15  2  209  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        34  25  1  208  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          51  53  0  207  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 BIG STRONG MAN 18-6619      83  85 17  206  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 FOG 21-4416                 81  86  0  205  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
-SWALLOWTAIL 1-7387          41  32  2  205  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            37  10  1  204  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           59  24  2  203  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 JOBOO 1-4670                33  25  3  203  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      40  39  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         55  49  1  201  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 FALCON 82-11173             31  22  1  201  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
-INBRED FRED 17-6253         28  17  0  201  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 EVERSTORM 69-641            84  88  2  200  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         48  54  2  200  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-JACKASS 21-4526             39  44  0  200  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-TIMMAAAY 98-647             31  14  3  200  THE PURPLE POSIES (4501)   SYVYN'S HILL
 SPAZ 82-6629                25   6  1  200  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    109  51  2  199  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
-THE MADMAN 21-2420          48  34  3  199  THEM (879)                 SUNSET
 MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113     35  27  0  199  FEAR FACTORY III (4265)    DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        29  24  0  199  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           50  35  0  198  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 BALROG 33-1377              43  32  2  198  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 VIOLENT VOLE 82-4565        39  64  0  197  MAMMAL MILITIA (4756)      DWES EG
 CORKY 1-4285                35  33  2  197  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 LETHE 9-4782                64  73  3  196  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       43  27  1  196  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 MANTISSA 82-9324            41  24  3  196  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  26  0  196  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 ELENDUR 29-2013             68  60  1  195  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 SIGHTBLINDER 6-4730         65  60  1  195  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 GRAY WIND 6-5201            48  34  1  195  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      42  39  3  195  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 ODDJOB 82-18436             26  16  1  195  VILLAINS (5171)            DWES EG
-BLAK MASK 21-5935           42  30  1  194  GRIM FANDANGO (4581)       SUNSET
 SAIONJI 73-4447             31  16  1  194  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         63  36  4  193  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      48  66  0  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      78  67  0  192  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 WEYLUND 82-3660             42  39  1  192  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       41  34  5  192  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        27  38  2  192  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 CALYX 30-4151               25  15  1  191  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           17   9  1  191  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 BELIAL 7-3838              169  84  3  190  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      49  34  0  190  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  48  22  5  190  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     37  22  2  190  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              25  11  1  190  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      61  74  0  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SKYWISE 11-5687             49  62  1  189  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 SEX CAMEL 82-25548          32  36  4  189  SWEET NOTHINGS (5198)      DWES EG
 EVIL ELMO 99-1222           54  26  4  188  TWISTED SESAME (4938)      SOUTH RIDGE
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       50  49  3  188  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 GITHZERAI 3-2866            40  33  0  188  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           33  28  0  188  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 PE ELL 36-2207              24  13  4  188  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 HOFFA 49-3185               75 146  0  186  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         96  69  1  185  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 ADAM 7-4830                 49  98  2  185  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 QUINTAL 18-8341             40  32  2  184  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   35  27  0  184  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
-SHOVELING SANDY 65-3584     13   4  0  184  STORMNITE SANDBAGGER (5029 DAL SHANG
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          50  36  2  183  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           43  39  0  183  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        37  28  3  183  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
 SURLY SOT 82-1555           28  14  0  183  LOCAL 202 (3967)           DWES EG
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     42  56  2  181  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        39  23  0  181  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       50  75  0  180  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
-JOHN 96-1187                11  10  6  180  NATURAL BORN DIERS (5053)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  39  1  179  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 GAZELLE 56-3701             41  48  0  178  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 DELICE THE RED 56-3401      81  95  3  176  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 QUASAR 18-5925              54  67  0  176  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           17  11  1  175  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         25  30  0  174  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-SHIRLEY 36-4793             31  14  0  173  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 TELA 30-2973                37  53  1  172  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 KAIDEN 35-3108             119 123  2  171  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 JOHN 29-4177                65 117  1  169  MEN (4412)                 LAPUR
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         30  27  1  168  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     31  12  1  167  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 DONAHAR 24-3006             36  31  0  166  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 ROGUE 7 4-5813              32  47  0  165  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            34  12  0  164  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 OTIS 3-6501                 30  15  4  163  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 MARCIANO 96-1446            22  24  6  162  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 AZMUS 82-4139               17  15  0  162  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 HONEY 11-6368               29  43  2  160  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-NICKEL 26-4240              31  32  0  158  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 REM 74-2853                 30  16  0  158  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 THE RACIST 58-3855          19  14  1  156  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       51  62  0  155  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LAFAYETTE 82-1542           23  17  0  153  LOCAL 139 (3789)           DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BENT HALO 82-1385           24  14  2  150  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
-MARCIE 36-6076              20  13  1  146  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BUBBA 7-4833                45 102  0  145  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 GOLDBRICK 82-1445           23  17  0  144  LOCAL 114 (4174)           DWES EG
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            82 102  4  142  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 HALO 11-6189                29  17  2  141  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 BUTTERNUT 82-1645           21  16  0  138  LOCAL 238 (4151)           DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           40  68  0  137  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JERICO 7-4862               44  96  1  135  MORGAN'S BOYS (2702)       BONSUR
 BAGMAN 4-5890               39  39  1  134  HITMEN FOR HIRE (5126)     JHELUM
 LA TOUR 18-8525             31  39  0  134  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   38  78  0  132  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             30  18  0  131  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
-TWO GLASS EYES 17-6272      25  20  0  130  SPECIAL ED (4525)          ALJAFIR
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         28  42  1  125  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            29  13  1  123  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
-PELICAN 41-3949             24  20  0  118  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            23   4  0  118  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  46  1  117  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 THE CLEAR 30-4539           29  28  0  117  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 REAGANOMICS 21-6182         22  11  1  116  D.R.I. (5306)              SUNSET
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          35  23  0  112  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    32  16  0  111  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540      25  32  0  108  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-MENTAL 25-5075              22  13  1  106  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-FLOWER 60-7255              24  30  0  102  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
-MANALGER 96-986             12  12  4  102  DUELMASTERS NICKNAME (4824 OLD VALAMANTIS
 HK-47 18-8584               20  42  0  101  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-WINDCHASER 11-6469          19  42  2  101  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
-TALA GOG 12-6066            17  50  0  101  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BERTHA 30-4469              37  34  1  100  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 PANDEMIC 52-3319            15  26  1  100  DARK RAIDERS (5386)        FRATSFA
-CLOVER 36-5959              20  20  2   99  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 AUJARD 8-4639               27  26  0   98  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         28  20  1   96  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THE MORTICIAN 33-6209       25  18  0   95  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       20  13  3   95  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 RAINSONG 11-6128            36  54  0   93  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-STRAIGHT LINE 17-6714       20  32  1   93  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
 PISTACHIO 82-1648           21  15  0   92  LOCAL 241 (4048)           DWES EG
 SLINGSHOT 82-1593           19  23  2   92  LOCAL 203 (4167)           DWES EG
-THE TAIL 60-7253            19  35  0   92  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
-CHICHI-HOOEY 14-4270        18  38  0   92  THE DOGHOUSE (4165)        TOBIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ETIEN HAXAN 17-5772         22  22  1   89  BALANCE OF TERROR (5283)   ALJAFIR

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG MAC 30-4547             30  26  1   87  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 PEA POD 33-7338             21   8  0   87  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         20   4  5   86  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 GRIMGOWER 33-6009           18  13  0   86  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         35  13  0   84  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          31  39  1   80  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          27  17  1   80  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-KOJIRO 29-4456              22  13  1   80  BLACK SAMURAI (3782)       LAPUR
-SLIPKNOT 60-6674            21  17  0   80  THIEVES GUILD (4312)       ARADI
-EPIMONIDAS 4-5683           20  20  0   80  DOGS OF WAR (3959)         JHELUM
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              22  11  1   79  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 KALIMAC 29-3098             22  13  0   78  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-SEVERITY 52-3538            20  14  4   78  ASSASSIN NATION (4352)     FRATSFA
 FRANK 3-5707                61 123  1   76  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-FERGUS HILL 5-4805          20  16  0   76  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
 DESTROYER TADD 33-4417      22  16  0   74  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 JONES 14-1283               34 178  6   73  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
-OSTRICH 41-3970             22  21  0   73  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 VANESSA 56-3483             22  17  1   72  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
-TOE 56-3896                 18   5  1   72  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 BLACK PLAGUE 1-1720         22  23  0   71  DEATH'S DOOR (5252)        MORDANT
 TATHARLI 33-4505            34  58  0   70  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
-PINK FLOYD 97-2155          13   7  4   69  FLOYDIAN SLIP (5317)       SHADOW GROVE
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           35 119  0   65  JUST BECAUSE (4701)        CLIFFHOME
 THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937    21  17  0   65  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        16   6  0   64  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         21  29  1   63  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-BLUE BLOTTO 9-5262          17  11  1   63  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 NIKALA 56-3443              24  19  0   62  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  22  19  1   61  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            23  23  2   60  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 PANAMON CREEL 36-2209       17  11  0   60  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
-WALDO 10-5763               15  14  1   60  SPRINGBORN (3219)          KOLACT
-BOB THE KNOB 46-2596        16  11  0   59  WILD OATS (5373)           ARDIVENT
-OSO 60-7682                 15  14  0   59  THE BUNKHOUSE (5389)       ARADI
-PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         18   3  1   58  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057       18  14  3   57  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-SPALDING 74-4004            17   7  1   57  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068           9  11  1   56  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 THE BIGOT 18-9380           15  11  1   54  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  58  2   49  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 SCANDALF 4-6219             25  29  0   49  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         19  21  0   48  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 LEGALASS 4-6217             25  28  1   47  THE SHALLOWSHIP (5319)     JHELUM
 MAGENTA 3-5711              64 119  0   46  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-CAT STEVENS 74-3363         16   7  1   46  ARENA FELINES (5369)       DAYLA KIV
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          19  12  1   44  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           15   9  1   43  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 ZANDER 56-3440              19  25  1   41  ELEVENTH HOUR (5363)       ROCANIS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           10   2  2   38  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
-MERCURY'S SPIRIT 97-2218    10   0  5   35  WAR SEEKERS' (5374)        SHADOW GROVE
-BLOODY BRAINLESS 96-2206     9   1  3   31  BLOODY RANDOMNESS (5376)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-TV ON THE RADIO 97-2519      8   2  5   31  COLLEGE RADIO BG (5375)    SHADOW GROVE
-THE ABYSS 96-2293            8   2  4   30  WHERE'S MY LIGHTER (5377)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-NASTY RASH 96-2347           8   3  4   26  THIS SUCKS (5378)          OLD VALAMANTIS
 STEINBACH 30-4473           27  46  0   20  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  49  1   14  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN
THE SHOCKER 2-5356         19  12  1 INQUISITION SL5 5305   PANDEMIC 52-3319       541
FLABBY-O 82-30720          17   9  1 STREET PIZZAD XXI 5279 JOE BLACK 48-3639      541

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Chasm of Ignorance -- It's the experience that makes the difference.  As ignorant as
you are, you may not have grasped this. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Marcinko -- (sigh)  How tedious of you. -- Lethe
P.S.  You must be from a rather early Bloodgames to have that many fights on your
record.  I salute your determination.

Shoveling Sandy -- Where'd you come from? -- Delice the Red
P.S.  And I'd think doing just about anything with Sandy might be a bad idea some
days.

2 + 2 = 4 -- What if I don't WANT it to? -- Tatharli

     Then you descend into a morass of solipsism and sums not coming out right. --
     Galen

Rainsong -- Hmphf.  She who sings in the rain doesn't have laundry on the line! --
True Blue

Galen -- Some golems, yes.  I even know a couple.  But not Flabby-O. -- Ho-Chan

     Ho-Chan -- That's a dangerous distinction to try to make. -- Galen

Wall of Glass -- You didn't even have the wit to use your weapons, I'm a smart guy,
you had more experience, I won--and still you picked up a couple of skills and I
didn't?  I wuz robbed! -- Gazelle

Lafayette -- So you're not one of those really devastating ones?  Or maybe that just
takes more seasoning than you've got. -- Rem

Legalass -- Riposte!  Riposte!  That's it, I should have tried riposting!  Thanks
for the suggestions. -- Sleepwalker

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUTTERNUT was devastated by AZMUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK demolished HELDA PAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
TWIG savagely defeated SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
TY DEL-WAVE overpowered PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
EVIL ELMO was vanquished by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAIONJI was handily defeated by T. ZER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARK THUNDER viciously subdued PUDDING PARADE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
FLAT TOP defeated KRAMER in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
SMUNCH savagely defeated FOG in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH savagely defeated VIOLENT VOLE in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
JOBOO devastated ADAM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CORKY was subdued by DEATHBRINGER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
FIENDISH GLEE was beaten by THE NOTHING in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
FALCON was defeated by ACK VERT in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
PE ELL vanquished DONAHAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BALROG devastated CADEX CFM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THE RACIST was subdued by SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
SEX CAMEL overpowered JOHN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SURLY SOT devastated WALL OF GLASS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BENT HALO was defeated by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a exciting 6 minute Challenge duel.
MARCIANO handily defeated RIFF-RAFF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HALO was bested by REM in a exciting 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
LAFAYETTE overpowered DIRT BAG in a popular 5 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SQUIRREL NUT was overpowered by REAGANOMICS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PANAMON CREEL overpowered ZANDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ETERNAL D.J. overpowered 2 + 2 = 4 in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PISTACHIO viciously subdued NIKALA in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge bout.
FIBULARIS won victory over JONES in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
DESTROYER TADD overpowered OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GRIMGOWER defeated FRANK in a exciting 6 minute Challenge bout.
DR. MARVELOUS savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fray.
THE PEDOPHILE vanquished VANESSA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
THE MORTICIAN devastated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 2 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THIRD OMEN was defeated by SUICIDE in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
GRAY WIND was demolished by DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NUTCRACKER was vanquished by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BELIAL was demolished by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
ODDJOB was defeated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome battle.
PYGMY SHREW was devastated by DEATH BY NPC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOE BLACK easily killed FLABBY-O in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BLONDIE overpowered ROMUALD B TUNE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
MARCINKO savagely defeated RICO in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
HO-CHAN THE AXE defeated GITHZERAI in a popular 3 minute duel.
SIRTON savagely defeated MAYLA TYL CRENA in a popular 2 minute bloody fray.
COUCH POTATO slimly won victory over IN-BRED BEAR in a exciting 2 minute match.
WHITE WATER HIPPO handily defeated LETHE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE demolished QUINTAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NORAF viciously subdued SIGHTBLINDER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal contest.
BLACK ARCHER was devastated by AUDIE MURPHY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CHOKING CHICKEN overpowered TURD BURGLAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SNAPPY GEORGE bested QUASAR in a popular 2 minute bout.
DALI PARTON vanquished SKYWISE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
IMAGE ENHANCER was bested by LE PAIN DLG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS overpowered SPOTTED PONY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
NECROMANCER handily defeated ELENDUR in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
BIG STRONG MAN viciously subdued PERSEUS in a popular 4 minute bloody fight.
MIYAGI'S MIATA demolished SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EVERSTORM overpowered NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GENEVIEVE was defeated by MESSENGER BIRD in a action packed 1 minute melee.
BLACK MESSIAH was overpowered by MANTISSA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HORNED ONE vanquished WEYLUND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
R IS FOR REPUGNANT demolished HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SQUIRREL KILLER was overpowered by ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
TELA was overpowered by WIRLITZ in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOFFA was vanquished by SNIPER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GAZELLE was handily defeated by CRAZY FINGERS in a 2 minute one-sided match.
KAIDEN was vanquished by CALYX in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided brawl.
JOLEE BINDO vanquished FORK BALL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BART WELLENS handily defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BUBBA was overpowered by OTIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ROGUE 7 demolished STORMBLADE in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES demolished STRONGBOW in a exciting 2 minute mismatched bout.
DELICE THE RED devastated VAMPIRE in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
WROTE THE BOOK was overcome by BAGMAN in a exciting 1 minute fight.
THE CLEAR was viciously subdued by JERICO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
BERTHA was savagely defeated by BLOWN AWAY in a action packed 1 minute gruesome bout.
MARK OF THE BEAST subdued HK-47 in a action packed 4 minute brutal duel.
LA TOUR vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
GOLDBRICK devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
AUJARD overpowered BLACK PLAGUE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven competition.
SLINGSHOT overpowered SCANDALF in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
SLEEPWALKER viciously subdued LEGALASS in a action packed 1 minute bloody bout.
HARSIESUS vanquished STEINBACH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE NECROPHILIAC was devastated by PEA POD in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
PANDEMIC easily killed THE SHOCKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was savagely defeated by KALIMAC in a action packed 4 minute brawl.
TATHARLI lost to NOTTHUR in a exciting 1 minute competition.
BIG MAC savagely defeated TRUE BLUE in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
WALT WEISS handily defeated BIKINI LINE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THE BIGOT was handily defeated by RAINSONG in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TREESTUMP was demolished by SKINWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  43         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  30 -  0      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         LUNGING ATTACK   293 - 202 -  5      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 22         AIMED BLOW       157 - 117 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         WALL OF STEEL    109 - 106 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   19         SLASHING ATTACK  119 - 124 -  2      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  87 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     14         PARRY-LUNGE       50 -  74 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  46 -  1      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       65 - 130 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  39 -  0      30  |

Turn 541 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    30 - 13     PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  8         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        17 - 10     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  9     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 14         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 - 18         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355  85  54  0  356 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           84  49  1  330 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     99  79  3  312 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
LUNGING ATTACK   JOE BLACK 48-3639          46  26  2  310 THE BEARS (677)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    154 178  3  296 SAND DANCERS (2258)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            85  36  5  254 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
TOTAL PARRY      COUCH POTATO 3-2985       123  68  1  227 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          68  64  0  218 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015      54  54  0  211 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAYLA TYL CRENA 82-7113    35  27  0  199 FEAR FACTORY III (4265)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BENT HALO 82-1385.  The ten other most popular fighters were BIG STRONG 
MAN 18-6619, NORAF 82-3856, FLAT TOP 35-3533, BIG MAC 30-4547, PISTACHIO 82-1648, 
DARK THUNDER 6-5397, LAFAYETTE 82-1542, TWIG 82-25226, FRANK 3-5707, and MARK OF THE 
BEAST 1-2887.

The least popular fighter this week was TREESTUMP 11-6369.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE BIGOT 18-9380, BIKINI LINE 25-4545, TATHARLI 33-4505, THE 
SHOCKER 2-5356, STEINBACH 30-4473, FRANKENBUTT 42-4188, WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540, BUBBA 
7-4833, FORK BALL 4-6244, and HOFFA 49-3185.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           4  4 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  4 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  2 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             8  4 0  LAPUR(29)            2  3 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  5 0  IAYE(30)             5  6 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           3  3 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   6  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  2 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  9 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            0  1 0  CAER(48)             1  0 1  DWES EG(82)         14 11 0  
TALCAMA(18)         15  7 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 1  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          72 105  4  220  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         25  30  0  174  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 COUCH POTATO 3-2985        123  68  1  227  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975         96  69  1  185  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 DARK THUNDER 6-5397         59  23  0  233  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        34  25  1  208  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               27  26  0   98  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               33  18  3  255  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 STORMBLADE 10-2210          33  46  1  117  THUNDERSTRIKERS (1813)     KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      49  34  0  190  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        29  24  0  199  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 JONES 14-1283               34 178  6   73  MIKES (3982)               TOBIR
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   85  54  0  356  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             27   8  1  280  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             36  31  0  166  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        29  25  1  215  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      78  67  0  192  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         42  47  0  244  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       43  27  1  196  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BALROG 33-1377              43  32  2  198  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            37  10  1  204  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 BLONDIE 36-5723             50  28  1  231  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          50  36  2  183  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    65  61  5  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       41  34  5  192  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              28  26  0  196  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOE BLACK 48-3639           46  26  2  310  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               75 146  0  186  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                35  18  1  210  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 PANDEMIC 52-3319            15  26  1  100  DARK RAIDERS (5386)        FRATSFA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             41  48  0  178  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 THE RACIST 58-3855          19  14  1  156  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           15   9  1   43  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        73  64  1  211  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DIRT BAG 65-4832            29  13  1  123  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           50  35  0  198  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 EVERSTORM 69-641            84  88  2  200  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 PERSEUS 72-1612             57  39  1  179  DEADLY RAGE II (3943)      DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             31  16  1  194  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 30  16  0  158  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     154 178  3  296  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SIRTON 82-9190              42  25  1  278  I AM SUCK (4760)           DWES EG
 MARCIANO 96-1446            22  24  6  162  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 MARCINKO 97-961             85  36  5  254  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 R IS FOR REPUGNANT 99-1155  48  22  5  190  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME (5340)  SOUTH RIDGE