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Date   : 07/31/2007    Duedate: 08/13/2007

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-547

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TILT?!? 60/3728        15    3  0 83.3      INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148             
    THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566                   11-PLATOON 31/5412        21   19  0 52.5
    WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370                     BARHOPPERS 25/4686                    
    THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017                 12 PAPER MARIO 5/5413     11   10  1 52.4
    BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155                 13 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   252  232  3 52.1
  2-DARK RAIDERS 52/5386    4    2  1 66.7      PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247           
  3 ENVENOMED 82/4693     776  494 11 61.1      VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980              
    APPLE CIDER 21/4984                         LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                
    ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632                       MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732               
    THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203                    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                
    WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170                       SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                  
    INCANTATION 18/5178                      14-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  782  757 10 50.8
    MATMATICA 82/4965                           SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 96/5139           
    MOB TACTICS 82/5070                         SUPERIOR FORCES B105 82/5274          
  4 BABES 36/3876        3009 1928 59 60.9      SUPERIOR FORCES 5R 29/4536            
    BOY O'S 51/4027                          15 STREET PIZZA 82/5279  123  122  1 50.2
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
    F BALLS 4/5204                           16-KARNIVORZ 36/5292     106  107  0 49.8
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                           GEMSTONE CREATIONS 74/5250            
    CORPS 74/3405                               ORCISH MADMEN 82/5173                 
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        OF WOLF AND MAN 6 2/5152              
    VEGGIES 33/4058                             OF WOLF AND MAN II 18/5185            
    THE BEARS 48/677                         17 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  429  446  2 49.0
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                         PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
  5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    50   35  1 58.8      THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
  6 EVENGATE 21/3909      856  683 11 55.6   18 MADTOWN 25/5125        18   19  0 48.6
    THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983                    19 FANTASIA 1/4914      1313 1411 12 48.2
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    GAMEHENDGE 30/5119                          MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
  7 POWER PLAY 82/5179   1945 1561 23 55.5      UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
  8 LOCAL 108 82/5392     454  369  1 55.2      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    LOCAL 203 82/4167                           THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    WILD OATS 57/3241                           KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    LOCAL 114 82/4174                           YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    LOCAL 241 82/4048                           THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    LOCAL 103 68/3365                           CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
    LOCAL 202 82/3967                        20 NUMBERS 6 82/5407    1050 1138 10 48.0
    LOCAL 238 82/4151                           MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    WILD OATS 22/2708                           OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    LOCAL 139 82/3789                           FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    LOCAL 173 82/5400                           I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    WILD OATS 82/4020                           SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    WILD OATS 60/5414                           LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
  9-NOBLE ON FIR 16/5408  590  480  6 55.1      NUMBERS 11 82/5406                    
 10 PIMPS 9/4318          234  194  1 54.7      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                   21 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1349 1497 20 47.4
    INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399                  CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                 22-MID EARTH 29/1543     193  215  2 47.3
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       VISIONIST INC II 68/2689              
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                       23 UN 63/5397            332  397  4 45.5

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                   29 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   21   34  0 38.2
    GET 56/5334                              30 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   28   46  0 37.8
    ERRATA 36/5266                           31-KLK RANGE HA 42/5403    4    7  0 36.4
    ERRATUM 26/4945                          32 BLUE MOON 9/3907      632 1208  6 34.3
    ERRATA 25/3564                              KRILL CAVALRY 11/4359                 
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                       SAND DANCERS 75/2258                  
    BIRDS 41/4735                               THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182             
 24 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  726  875  8 45.3   33 ELFQUEST 11/4928      229  439  3 34.3
 25 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355   98  123  1 44.3      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567                     STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    IMPURE THOUGHTS 58/3123                     SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775                    RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 26-071406C 24/5404        18   23  0 43.9   34 STORIES 49/2835       917 1832 17 33.4
    SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                       VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 27 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282   40   52  1 43.5   35 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  138  290  0 32.2
 28 REDHORSE 56/3727      319  417  1 43.3   36-TEAM CHAOS 19/5398      0    2  0  0.0
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                        37 FEARSOME LEG 72/5405    0    1  0  0.0

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Citizens of Alastari's premier city:

     Our top Parry-Ripper, the inimitable Gwynneth, is still our Tower Guardian.  I'm
glad to see it, even though she hasn't written a column for us in a couple of cycles
now.  AUDIE MURPHY (3-6160) (89-49-2,254) of OUR HIGHEST HONOR challenged GWYNNETH
(57-3700) (67-34-1,307) of WILD OATS.  AUDIE MURPHY was devastated by GWYNNETH in a 2
minute Challenge Title fight.
     Wild Oats avoided Birds.  It makes sense, if you think about it.  I know the
groom where I stable my horse is always complaining about birds getting at the oats.
But those are domestic oats.  The wild ones, I'm sure, are far more elusive.
     Our most challenged warrior this cycle was Honey.  You can see why.  That record
draws people looking for an easy win just like flies to....  It was deceptive,
though.  OTIS (3-6501) (32-18-4,180) of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT challenged HONEY (11-6368)
(29-48-2,102) of SCARLET KNIGHTS.  OTIS was bested by HONEY in a 1 minute Challenge
bout.  She made short work of the young Osksian snot, didn't she?
     I'm sad to say there were no Tournament Victor challenges this cycle.  That's a
pity.  But thank goodness, no one was killed in this round of fights, either.  I'm
not saying these two facts are connected.  But there they are.

Special Notice:
     * Overall Popularity Leader:  Ho-Chan the Axe.  HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (158-
179-3,216) of SAND DANCERS fought CEREBRAL JANITOR (18-7729) (69-59-0,213) of CENTER
FOR OLDS.  HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame CEREBRAL JANITOR in an action packed 4 minute
gory match.  This was a really interesting fight if you watched and listened closely.
Ho-Chan in a crimson silk battle uniform, Cerebral in a flowing white robe,
discussing philosophy and trying to psych each other out as they maneuvered for a
better attack.  I liked the part where CJ suggested that Ho-Chan's red suit was a bid
for attention, and Ho-Chan replied that the only attention he wanted was for Cerebral
Janitor to stop talking and attack.
     * This Cycle's Favorite:  Nickel.  His fight is down there under "Longest
Fights."
     * Least Popular Warrior:  The Clear.  THE CLEAR (30-4539) (30-32-0,77) of THE
A'S -- LOSERS II fought OSTRICH (41-3970) (24-24-0,52) of BIRDS.  THE CLEAR was
overpowered by OSTRICH in an action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.  It didn't look
that disgraceful to me.  I think people just voted against The Clear because they
couldn't figure out what his name means.

Longest Fights:  There were three.  And seven minutes isn't long or scummy at all, really.
     * TAMERLANE (22-4932) (52-62-1,226) of WILD OATS challenged SPAZ (82-6629) (28-
8-1,196) of LUROCIANS X.  TAMERLANE was savagely defeated by SPAZ in a 7 minute
Challenge competition.
     *  JERRYRIG (65-3265) (31-29-0,185) of BLACK DIAMOND II challenged NICKEL (26-
4240) (34-34-0,185) of ERRATUM.  JERRYRIG outlasted NICKEL in a crowd pleasing 7
minute Challenge brawl.
     *  SANDMAN (74-2896) (16-23-2,71) of DARKLINGS fought MAGENTA (3-5711) (65-123-
0,55) of TRANSVESTITES.  SANDMAN was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a popular 7 minute
bloody duel.

     That, I believe, hits the highlights of our day's fights.  If you would like
your warrior to be mentioned, let me know in a personal ad or a diplomatic note, and
I will say how they did that turn.  And possibly for several turns after that.
     Hoping you are enjoying the summer as much as I am,

                     Galen Shanmarrik

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GWYNNETH 57-3700            68  34  1  340  WILD OATS (3241)           ANDOR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MARCINKO 97-961             91  36  5  351  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       27   8  0  294  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 ACK VERT 18-7429            89  50  1  255  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    69  62  5  255  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          75 108  4  250  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 BELIAL 7-3838              175  84  3  246  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015       57  57  0  246  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         46  23  0  245  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
 NORAF 82-3856               71  33  0  241  ENVENOMED (4693)           DWES EG
 JOBOO 1-4670                37  27  3  241  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 SUICIDE 21-4832             32   9  1  240  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     159 179  3  229  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            58  57  1  228  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 BURST 25-3654               60  46  1  226  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        76  67  1  222  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    56  49  2  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LETHE 9-4782                67  76  3  220  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          54  56  0  220  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            40  12  0  217  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709     104  80  3  216  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           73  65  0  216  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           55  36  0  214  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     41  24  2  214  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 CARE BEAR 48-2799           36  28  0  214  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 CHIP 60-4413                27  22  1  212  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        43  25  0  211  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 KRAMER 47-5191              30  30  0  211  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           62  27  2  210  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FOG 21-4416                 82  91  0  209  EVENGATE (3909)            SUNSET
 NECROMANCER 18-6386         32  15  0  209  INCANTATION (5178)         TALCAMA
 PE ELL 36-2207              26  17  4  209  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  33  22  1  208  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 SPAZ 82-6629                29   8  1  206  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    114  52  2  205  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 SKYWISE 11-5687             52  65  1  204  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CADEX CFM 18-3366           19  15  1  204  THE BIKE SHOP (4983)       TALCAMA
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          52  40  2  201  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         52  56  2  201  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 TAMERLANE 22-4932           52  63  1  201  WILD OATS (2708)           SOLVEN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             39  34  0  201  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           19  13  1  201  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         89  50  2  200  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       79  78  2  200  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         67  38  4  200  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      50  70  0  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        38  27  1  200  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-MARCIANO 96-1446            25  26  6  200  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    69  60  0  198  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 KAIDEN 35-3108             121 127  2  196  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        100  71  1  196  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         45  50  0  196  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 SAIONJI 73-4447             35  18  1  196  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
-CYCLONE 60-2306             33  21  1  196  TILT?!? (3728)             ARADI
 MANTISSA 82-9324            44  27  3  195  MATMATICA (4965)           DWES EG
 QUINTAL 18-8341             43  35  2  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      81  70  0  194  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      62  79  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 LA TOUR 18-8525             35  41  0  194  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       47  29  1  193  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 JERRYRIG 65-3265            32  29  0  193  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         28  33  0  193  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 SURLY SOT 82-1555           31  17  0  192  LOCAL 202 (3967)           DWES EG
 HOFFA 49-3185               76 151  0  191  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                36  20  1  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355   89  56  0  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-VAMPIRE 25-4546             34  18  0  190  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        31  28  0  190  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      43  42  0  189  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             42  53  0  189  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 JACKASS 21-4526             40  49  0  189  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 TELA 30-2973                39  57  1  189  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        30  30  1  189  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       54  51  3  188  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414      42  45  3  188  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-T. ZER 9-5011               37  19  3  188  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
-VIOLENCE FETISH 18-8713     28  17  2  188  OF WOLF AND MAN II (5185)  TALCAMA
 TWIG 82-25226               47  31  0  187  POWER PLAY (5179)          DWES EG
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           44  41  0  186  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 REM 74-2853                 33  19  0  186  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           34  14  1  185  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865       36  34  1  184  KRILL CAVALRY (4359)       ARUAK CITY
 NICKEL 26-4240              34  35  0  184  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       54  77  0  183  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
-CORKY 1-4285                36  36  2  183  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     34  15  1  182  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 EVERSTORM 69-641            86  92  2  181  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 WEYLUND 82-3660             43  44  1  181  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     44  60  2  180  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          39  25  0  180  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 AZMUS 82-4139               20  18  0  179  MOB TACTICS (5070)         DWES EG
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   38  30  0  176  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         31  32  1  175  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        29  42  2  175  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 LAFAYETTE 82-1542           26  20  0  174  LOCAL 139 (3789)           DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         56  54  1  173  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 GOLDBRICK 82-1445           26  20  0  172  LOCAL 114 (4174)           DWES EG
 QUASAR 18-5925              58  69  0  170  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 BALROG 33-1377              45  36  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-YOBER 2-4537                25  21  1  168  OF WOLF AND MAN 6 (5152)   NIANIA
 MENTAL 25-5075              24  17  1  168  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
-WIRLITZ 3-4861              25  14  1  167  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-BLOODCRUNCHER 82-20643      23   8  0  167  ORCISH MADMEN (5173)       DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHIRLEY 36-4793             33  17  0  166  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 BUTTERNUT 82-1645           23  19  0  163  LOCAL 238 (4151)           DWES EG
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    33  21  0  161  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 CLOVER 36-5959              23  23  2  159  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
-PANDEMIC 52-3319            18  28  1  156  DARK RAIDERS (5386)        FRATSFA
 AUJARD 8-4639               32  27  0  155  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 HONEY 11-6368               30  48  2  154  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   41  81  0  153  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
-FORK BALL 4-6244            26   6  0  153  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOE 56-3896                 22   7  1  150  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 BENT HALO 82-1385           25  19  2  146  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
 PISTACHIO 82-1648           25  17  0  146  LOCAL 241 (4048)           DWES EG
-DUMPWEED 82-13924           25   3  0  146  SUPERIOR FORCES B105 (5274 DWES EG
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           43  71  0  144  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CALYX 30-4151               27  19  2  143  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            85 105  4  142  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 OTIS 3-6501                 32  19  4  136  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 PELICAN 41-3949             25  25  0  134  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 THE RACIST 58-3855          19  20  1  132  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 HAYWIRE 65-5413             16   6  1  132  WHO ARMED THEM? (4370)     DAL SHANG
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         24   6  5  131  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-RAGING PYROTHAG 74-3320     18   7  0  126  GEMSTONE CREATIONS (5250)  DAYLA KIV
 BERTHA 30-4469              40  37  1  124  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 THE MORTICIAN 33-6209       29  20  0  123  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 REPROBATE 82-1578           25  20  0  123  LOCAL 173 (5400)           DWES EG
 BIG MAC 30-4547             34  28  1  121  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         30  46  1  120  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-GRIMGOWER 33-6009           21  15  0  120  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DERWEAR 63-2619             16   7  0  120  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 SLINGSHOT 82-1593           23  25  2  118  LOCAL 203 (4167)           DWES EG
-HOFFA 18-8478               15  71  1  117  ARROGANCE (2741)           TALCAMA
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    24  25  1  115  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
-GIGLIE 25-5130              35   7  0  112  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382       23  16  3  112  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  27  20  2  110  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-NOTTHUR 3-4740              25  11  1  110  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       53  66  0  109  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         39  15  0  109  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 BRONWYN 82-7004             19  15  0  107  LOCAL 108 (5392)           DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                64 126  1  100  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 RAINSONG 11-6128            38  58  0  100  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-MARIUS 29-4602              28  14  0   98  EQUESTORS (1376)           LAPUR
-QUEEN CHINEE 30-4588        26  19  1   98  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 THE BIGOT 18-9380           19  13  1   97  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 TATHARLI 33-4505            38  60  0   96  THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182)   NIATOLI ISLAND
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         31  22  1   96  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          31  19  1   94  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         23  33  1   94  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-STEVIE 60-7271              20  33  1   94  RED DOG GANG (4466)        ARADI
-WASP 96-1335                13  22  3   92  SUPERIOR FORCES BG2 (5139) OLD VALAMANTIS
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          22  15  1   91  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PEA POD 33-7338             23  10  0   90  VEGGIES (4058)             NIATOLI ISLAND
-SNIPER 31-4724              23  20  0   89  PLATOON (5412)             CHIMLEVTAL
 DEMETREN 32-4317            22  21  0   89  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540      26  37  0   88  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057       21  17  4   85  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DESTROYER TADD 33-4417      24  20  0   82  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HUME 12-6376                22  15  1   82  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
-BIKINI LINE 25-4545         22  22  0   82  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 THE PHILANDERER 18-9384     24  16  1   81  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         22  42  1   81  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-SOLAR FLARE 29-4427         20  21  0   81  VENUSIANS (4368)           LAPUR
-FURTIVE RETURNS 29-4186     46 114  1   80  SUPERIOR FORCES 5R (4536)  LAPUR
 TRUE BLUE 9-5203            27  25  2   79  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL
 PANAMON CREEL 36-2209       18  16  0   78  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 OSTRICH 41-3970             25  24  0   76  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-SIR KEVIN 62-2463           20  13  1   74  BLOOD KNIGHTS (2564)       VALAMANTIS
 SPALDING 74-4004            19   8  1   73  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           19   7  0   73  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 WALT WEISS 30-4482          34  42  1   72  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937    24  20  0   72  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
-KALIMAC 29-3098             23  15  0   72  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-MURPHY 19-4703              21   6  2   71  THE SIERRAS (4891)         ZUWAYZA
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      20  18  1   70  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
-LORD BENNETT 11-4974        21   6  0   69  MANIC MARVELS (5193)       ARUAK CITY
 JAIL BAIT 82-2495           16  13  1   69  WILD OATS (4020)           DWES EG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              66 123  0   68  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        17   7  0   67  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
-DEATH'S DOORMAN 41-1953     17  10  3   64  THE PLAGUE (1159)          KATI-TEI
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      19   3  2   63  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
-HOMUNCULUS 15-4805          17  12  0   63  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
 STEINBACH 30-4473           30  49  0   62  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-BELEG 29-3439               17   9  2   62  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-THE VOYEUR 18-9377          17  11  0   62  IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355)     TALCAMA
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          12  14  1   62  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-LEIBNIZ 12-6540             18   6  1   61  DREAMERS (804)             RIZTAB
 SANDMAN 74-2896             16  24  2   61  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411         16   6  1   61  THE UPSTARTS III (5017)    ARADI
-AURORA 19-4950              18  10  0   59  TEAM CHAOS (5398)          ZUWAYZA
-CORIOLANUS 60-8151          16  11  0   59  WILD OATS (5414)           ARADI
 2301 82-17798               18  29  1   57  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
-LARSEN E 2-5421             17   4  1   56  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 SWAN 41-4107                15  10  2   55  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 THE CLEAR 30-4539           30  33  0   54  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          21  13  0   53  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
-SLIPPERY 63-2676            15   7  0   52  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-SPEKTER 36-4921             15  11  0   50  KARNIVORZ (5292)           JHANS
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           17  13  1   45  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  64  2   37  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           23  55  1   31  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HK-47 18-8584               23  45  0   31  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                    W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY              TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kramer -- This is what comes of eating bananas.  Swelled head. -- Ho-Chan the Axe

Butternut -- If I can shell out a walnut, I can get the meat out of a butternut, too.
The key is to swear a lot. -- Lini Dawnwind

Fork Ball -- (frowning fiercely)  Life is not a game, you know. -- Lethe

Treestump -- Generally, we use dynamite, but this works. -- True Blue

Bely Medved -- Well, thanks.  I wasn't expecting that win.  Not that I expected you,

personally, to defeat me, but we seem to have gone five and oh, which is always a
shock. -- Tatharli
P.S.  Not to mention improbable here.

Khora -- Yeah but "inactive" doesn't mean you can't get up there to visit...do I need
to draw you a picture? :) -- Anti

Hmmm...two good turns in a row, pretty sure that means a "goose egg" is coming soon.
-- Anti, mgr. the Unlikelies, etc

Twig -- You stabbed me in the GROIN.  That was what turned the tide of the duel.  I
know the rules technically allow it, but...it's still a very low tactic.  I'm told it
was an exciting fight for folks in the stands.  I was not really in shape to feel
that excited about it, though.  Anyway... *grumbling*... congratulations on the win.
-- Gazelle

Balrog -- I had the style advantage in our fight.  And the speed advantage, with the
lighter weapon.  Good try, though.  I'm sure if you had managed to hit me, that would
have been it. -- Rem

Rainsong -- You hit really hard.  It's a good thing these ads are written and not
spoken because my jaw is still wired shut.  Well struck -- Sleepwalker

2301 -- You would probably fight better if your manager would give you a real
fighting name.  I mean, your team is "Numbers" and I know it's a theme, but...2301
just doesn't have a threatening ring to it at all. -- Sandman (like my name is super
scary)

9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately.  If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good.  So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet).  If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos.  We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S.  If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.

27 July 2007
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                        *************************************
                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **
                        *************************************
                        *************************************

Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE!  Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.

WHEN

*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)

WHERE

*STORMCROWE (DM 45)

HOW LONG

*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)

TEAMS

*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.

SCORING

In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)

SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS

*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.

ENTRY

Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

PRIZES

*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three

months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

TIE-BREAKERS

In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.

MODERATOR

Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AUDIE MURPHY was devastated by GWYNNETH in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
CRIMSON BLUSH was viciously subdued by DEATH BY NPC in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JOBOO devastated CRAZY FINGERS in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TAMERLANE was savagely defeated by SPAZ in a 7 minute Challenge competition.
SAIONJI was defeated by SNAPPY GEORGE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
JERRYRIG outlasted NICKEL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge brawl.
SURLY SOT was overpowered by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NUTCRACKER won victory over REM in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
KRAMER viciously subdued RICO in a popular 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
GOLDBRICK was overpowered by QUINTAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LAFAYETTE was subdued by TELA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
SHIRLEY slimly won victory over CLOVER in a exciting 6 minute Challenge contest.
OTIS was bested by HONEY in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES overcame THE MORTICIAN in a popular 5 minute Challenge conflict.
CALYX was vanquished by MENTAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BUTTERNUT viciously subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fray.
ETERNAL D.J. was bested by HAYWIRE in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
BENT HALO was demolished by BLACK MESSIAH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SLINGSHOT was overpowered by STRONGBOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
REPROBATE was devastated by AUJARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BRONWYN defeated THE PHILANDERER in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
PEA POD was handily defeated by CHICKEN HAWK in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DERWEAR savagely defeated WALL OF GLASS in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge match.
SPALDING viciously subdued STEINBACH in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
MICKEY MANTLE was overpowered by SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TY DEL-WAVE was vanquished by DEBBIE DOES DM in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
MANTISSA was beaten by SQUIDBOY in a exciting 1 minute fray.
ROMUALD B TUNE was viciously subdued by CHIP in a exciting 3 minute gory duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by NORAF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BURST overpowered DEATHBRINGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
BELIAL overpowered FOG in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
SUICIDE demolished SPOTTED PONY in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven contest.
THIRD OMEN was narrowly defeated by MARCINKO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
TWIG was overpowered by THE NOTHING in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
HO-CHAN THE AXE overcame CEREBRAL JANITOR in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
SNIPER BEAR overpowered YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACK VERT subdued CADEX CFM in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE savagely defeated TURD BURGLAR in a action packed 2 minute battle.
LE PAIN DLG devastated IN-BRED BEAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHEPHERD MOON was vanquished by PE ELL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LA TOUR was narrowly defeated by CARE BEAR in a action packed 4 minute competition.
NECROMANCER demolished SPYMASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
IMAGE ENHANCER was defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
BLACK ARCHER was handily defeated by LETHE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SQUIRREL KILLER savagely defeated PUDDING PARADE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
WEYLUND was demolished by ALVIN YORK in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
JACKASS was overcome by FLABBY-O in a crowd pleasing 3 minute contest.
SKYWISE savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 4 minute brutal struggle.
NEOPHYTE devastated MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
DONAHAR was viciously subdued by BART WELLENS in a popular 2 minute gory brawl.
CHOKING CHICKEN vanquished KAIDEN in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
HELDA PAY handily defeated GAZELLE in a exciting 4 minute one-sided contest.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS demolished CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
AFRICAN GREY was beaten by LINI DAWNWIND in a 2 minute brawl.
MARK OF THE BEAST was savagely defeated by AZMUS in a action packed 3 minute duel.
SALENA WARSMITH overpowered PELICAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
QUASAR vanquished SQUIRREL NUT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BALROG demolished BERTHA in a popular 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BLOWN AWAY demolished TOE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JOLEE BINDO overpowered THE RACIST in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM overpowered THE PEDOPHILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIFF-RAFF vanquished FRANKENBUTT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PISTACHIO subdued RAINSONG in a 2 minute duel.
FIBULARIS was devastated by BIG MAC in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NUMBER CRUNCHER was overpowered by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK demolished SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
DR. MARVELOUS was savagely defeated by FRANK in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
THE BIGOT viciously subdued MISSION VAO in a action packed 4 minute bloody match.
WALT WEISS was vanquished by THE SHOCKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JAIL BAIT devastated HARSIESUS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was demolished by GUMMI GHOUL in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
TREESTUMP was demolished by LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TATHARLI devastated LORD EARL GREY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DESTROYER TADD overpowered OZYMANDIAS in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
HK-47 was vanquished by FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 4 minute one-sided fray.
DEMETREN narrowly defeated THE NECROPHILIAC in a exciting 6 minute competition.
TRUE BLUE devastated SWAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided battle.
2301 was defeated by WROTE THE BOOK in a action packed 2 minute competition.
PANAMON CREEL overpowered BELY MEDVED in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
SANDMAN was luckily beaten by MAGENTA in a popular 7 minute bloody duel.
THE CLEAR was overpowered by OSTRICH in a action packed 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  39         LUNGING ATTACK   261 - 190 -  5      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         PARRY-RIPOSTE     45 -  35 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         AIMED BLOW       133 - 115 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         WALL OF STEEL    100 -  95 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-LUNGE       68 -  67 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         SLASHING ATTACK   99 - 109 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  32 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   70 -  98 -  2      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  42 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         TOTAL PARRY       68 - 112 -  0      38  |

Turn 547 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  9         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  6     AIMED BLOW        10 - 12         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  8         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        6 - 11         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 18     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GWYNNETH 57-3700           68  34  1  340 WILD OATS (3241)
WALL OF STEEL    MARCINKO 97-961            91  36  5  351 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEATH BY NPC 82-20688      27   8  0  294 THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)
SLASHING ATTACK  ACK VERT 18-7429           89  50  1  255 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
AIMED BLOW       BELIAL 7-3838             175  84  3  246 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
STRIKING ATTACK  HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670    159 179  3  229 SAND DANCERS (2258)
TOTAL PARRY      SQUIDBOY 48-2593           58  57  1  228 THE UNLIKELIES (2566)
BASHING ATTACK   DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709    104  80  3  216 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          73  65  0  216 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            39  34  0  201 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was NICKEL 26-4240.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAMERLANE 
22-4932, CLOVER 36-5959, SANDMAN 74-2896, RICO 51-5016, SPAZ 82-6629, THE BIGOT 
18-9380, KRAMER 47-5191, BRONWYN 82-7004, CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729, and HELDA PAY 
68-4876.

The least popular fighter this week was THE CLEAR 30-4539.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TREESTUMP 11-6369, WALT WEISS 30-4482, SOLDIER #1 3-6646, 
NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426, FIBULARIS 82-28877, TOE 56-3896, SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793, 
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051, MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715, and REPROBATE 82-1578.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  4 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  DELARQ TOR(58)       0  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  IAYE(30)             4  7 0  ARADI(60)            2  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  3 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        2  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  4 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  3 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  3 0  ERINIKA(73)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9 11 0  ARDIVENT(46)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  CAER(48)             2  0 0  DWES EG(82)         12 13 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          75 108  4  250  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         28  33  0  193  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           73  65  0  216  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        100  71  1  196  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        17   7  0   67  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 THIRD OMEN 6-5862           62  27  2  210  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 BELIAL 7-3838              175  84  3  246  WICKED MARTYRS (3170)      BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               32  27  0  155  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 LETHE 9-4782                67  76  3  220  BLUE MOON (3907)           ZUKAL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        43  25  0  211  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        31  28  0  190  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ACK VERT 18-7429            89  50  1  255  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SUICIDE 21-4832             32   9  1  240  APPLE CIDER (4984)         SUNSET
 TAMERLANE 22-4932           52  63  1  201  WILD OATS (2708)           SOLVEN
 DONAHAR 24-3006             39  34  0  201  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BURST 25-3654               60  46  1  226  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 NICKEL 26-4240              34  35  0  184  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      81  70  0  194  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         67  38  4  200  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       47  29  1  193  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 DEMETREN 32-4317            22  21  0   89  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 BALROG 33-1377              45  36  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (567)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 KAIDEN 35-3108             121 127  2  196  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 PE ELL 36-2207              26  17  4  209  BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775)    JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          52  40  2  201  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        29  42  2  175  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    69  62  5  255  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   29  64  2   37  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              30  30  0  211  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SQUIDBOY 48-2593            58  57  1  228  THE UNLIKELIES (2566)      CAER
 HOFFA 49-3185               76 151  0  191  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 RICO 51-5016                36  20  1  191  BOY O'S (4027)             TRICORUS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             42  53  0  189  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 GWYNNETH 57-3700            68  34  1  340  WILD OATS (3241)           ANDOR
 THE RACIST 58-3855          19  20  1  132  IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123)     DELARQ TOR
 CHIP 60-4413                27  22  1  212  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        76  67  1  222  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 DERWEAR 63-2619             16   7  0  120  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 JERRYRIG 65-3265            32  29  0  193  BLACK DIAMOND II (3155)    DAL SHANG
 HELDA PAY 68-4876           55  36  0  214  LOCAL 103 (3365)           FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    114  52  2  205  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      20  18  1   70  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 SAIONJI 73-4447             35  18  1  196  PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
 REM 74-2853                 33  19  0  186  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670     159 179  3  229  SAND DANCERS (2258)        JADE MOUNTAIN
 DEATH BY NPC 82-20688       27   8  0  294  THINGS THAT SUCK (5203)    DWES EG
 MARCINKO 97-961             91  36  5  351  ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)       SHADOW GROVE