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Date : 08/28/2007 Duedate: 09/10/2007
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-549
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TILT?!? 60/3728 20 6 0 76.9 INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385
THE UNLIKELIES 48/2566 PARKO RAMA 82/4867
THE UPSTARTS III 60/5017 ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309
BLACK DIAMOND II 65/3155 ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321
WHO ARMED THEM? 65/4370 INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148
2 DARK RAIDERS 52/5386 5 3 1 62.5 10-PAPER MARIO 5/5413 11 10 1 52.4
3 ENVENOMED 82/4693 789 497 11 61.4 11 ALL FINESSE 38/4746 261 239 3 52.2
THINGS THAT SUCK 82/5203 PERFECTION QUEST II 73/5247
ROGUE WARRIOR 97/4632 VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980
APPLE CIDER 21/4984 MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732
WICKED MARTYRS 7/3170 CLEVER LINGO 46/4689
INCANTATION 18/5178 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
MOB TACTICS 82/5070 SECOND BANANAS 47/5337
MATMATICA 82/4965 12-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571 782 757 10 50.8
4 SCUM 65/3594 3016 1932 59 61.0 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 99/5419
F BALLS 4/5204 13 STREET PIZZA 82/5279 125 124 1 50.2
BOY O'S 51/4027 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 DEAD PRESIDENTS, YO 99/5418
BABES 36/3876 14 DUNGEON CELL 13/5422 4 4 0 50.0
CORPS 74/3405 15 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 437 455 2 49.0
SPORTS GREATS 5/5361 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391
VEGGIES 33/4058 BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423
THE BEARS 48/677 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
THE CREAM 3 96/5141 16 MADTOWN 25/5125 19 20 0 48.7
FUNKY FOLK 60/5420 17 FANTASIA 1/4914 1327 1429 12 48.1
5 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 51 36 1 58.6 END OF THE LINE 82/4956
6 NEVERWAKE 11/5220 1951 1563 23 55.5 THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907
POWER PLAY 82/5179 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910
DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503
AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634 MAGIC REALM 24/4987
TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477
7 EVENGATE 21/3909 868 697 11 55.5 THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909
THE WARLOCKS 30/5120 KREL DOMINATION 69/3974
THE BIKE SHOP 18/4983 MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899
THE REVELATION 1/1582 YO YO TRICKS 69/4107
THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237 THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912
GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903
8-LOCAL 108 82/5392 454 369 1 55.2 18 NUMBERS 6 82/5407 1064 1148 10 48.1
LOCAL 203 82/4167 MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298
WILD OATS 57/3241 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624
LOCAL 114 82/4174 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300
LOCAL 241 82/4048 I GOTTA GO 30/4646
LOCAL 103 68/3365 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361
LOCAL 202 82/3967 NUMBERS 11 82/5406
LOCAL 238 82/4151 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212
WILD OATS 22/2708 REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927
LOCAL 139 82/3789 19 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1359 1507 20 47.4
LOCAL 173 82/5400 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052
WILD OATS 82/4020 20 UN 63/5397 346 405 4 46.1
WILD OATS 60/5414 ERRATUM 26/4945
WILD OATS 78/5416 GET 56/5334
9 PIMPS 9/4318 239 199 1 54.6 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859
INQUISITION SL5 2/5305 ERRATA 36/5266
INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399 ERRATA 25/3564
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704 29 BLUE MOON 9/3907 639 1212 6 34.5
BIRDS 41/4735 KRILL CAVALRY 11/4359
21 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 727 876 8 45.4 SAND DANCERS 75/2258
22 IMPURE THOUG 18/5355 109 134 1 44.9 THE SEWING CIRCLE 33/5182
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/567 MIDDLE WAY 16 61/5426
IMPURE THOUGHTS 58/3123 30 ELFQUEST 11/4928 237 455 3 34.2
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/1775 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
23 REDHORSE 56/3727 320 424 1 43.0 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
DARKLINGS 74/3457 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
24 RILL'S GCSC2 32/5282 40 54 1 42.6 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
25 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411 22 35 0 38.6 31 STORIES 49/2835 918 1837 17 33.3
26 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 29 47 0 38.2 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
27 BLOOD IRON 98/5417 19 32 0 37.3 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
BLACKED OUT ON... 12/5425 32 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 139 295 0 32.0
28 CHEERS 70/3979 4 7 0 36.4 33 STEEL CRUSADE 20/625 0 6 0 0.0
KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS 56/1098 34 FEARSOME LEG 72/5405 1 1 0 50.0
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
My friends!
Mannequin's Best were avoided by Who Armed Them? No one died. The Tower
Guardian, Marcinko, was our most challenged warrior. I'm always pleased to see that!
Everyone aiming high, and not looking for an easy win.
It was Bart Wellens who got through to the Tower Guardian, with his Tournament
Victor challenge. Brave man. Look at Marcinko's record, Nearly three times as many
wins as losses. Close to a century of wins. Five kills. BART WELLENS (11-4848)
(44-25-0,226) of INQUISITION GC 03 TV challenged MARCINKO (97-961) (92-36-5,363) of
ROGUE WARRIOR. BART WELLENS was bested by MARCINKO in a 2 minute Challenge Title
fight. And so, again we celebrate Marcinko as our premier warrior, and we hope
(perhaps in vain) that he will write a column.
Overall Popularity Leader: Ho-Chan the Axe. HO-CHAN THE AXE (75-670) (160-179-
3,236) of SAND DANCERS fought BLOWN AWAY (18-8636) (40-25-0,188) of PENTARCHIE-18.
HO-CHAN THE AXE vanquished BLOWN AWAY in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fray. And of
course Ho-Chan is still our Top Striker.
This Cycle's Favorite: Neophyte. NEOPHYTE (82-4574) (40-13-0,191) of LEGENEDS
OF TKE 2 fought TURD BURGLAR (2-5431) (29-33-0,207) of INQUISITION SL5. NEOPHYTE was
beaten by TURD BURGLAR in a popular 3 minute fray. We have to suppose that Turd
Burglar was not allowed to pick his own name. Otherwise I'm sure he would be our
least popular warrior.
Least Popular Warrior: The Clear. SOLDIER #1 (3-6646) (19-8-0,67) of OUR
HIGHEST HONOR fought THE CLEAR (30-4539) (30-34-0,57) of THE A'S -- LOSERS II.
SOLDIER #1 overpowered THE CLEAR in a 1 minute uneven match. I don't see why The
Clear was voted least popular, based on that fight. I mean, it's usually based on
people winning or losing money. I would have bet on The Clear losing, so I wouldn't
have been at all put out.
The March of Doom: Belial. BELIAL (7-3838) (176-84-3,262) of WICKED MARTYRS
fought SALENA WARSMITH (11-5524) (45-60-2,182) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II. BELIAL handily
defeated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided contest. I'm sorry, but aimers
impress me. I would not want to face anyone of that style on the sands.
No, the chef at Noodlenecker's does not use trolls in his stew (in case anyone
was wondering). He does have a trollish recipe that he uses sometimes though.
My lords and ladies, this is a rather short report. But it's quite warm here in
the tower, even though the sun is down. And I'd as lief head out to the balcony with
an iced drink. Until a fortnight has passed, then, fare thee all well.
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARCINKO 97-961 93 36 5 379 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GWYNNETH 57-3700 68 34 1 340 WILD OATS (3241) ANDOR
BELIAL 7-3838 177 84 3 267 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
NORAF 82-3856 73 33 0 261 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 59 57 0 260 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SUICIDE 21-4832 34 9 1 259 APPLE CIDER (4984) SUNSET
SQUIDBOY 48-2593 60 57 1 254 THE UNLIKELIES (2566) CAER
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 161 179 3 252 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 75 65 0 252 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
BURST 25-3654 62 46 1 249 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
LETHE 9-4782 69 76 3 247 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 64 27 2 241 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 35 22 1 235 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 54 40 2 229 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 30 33 0 225 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 91 56 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 70 63 5 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 69 38 4 224 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 91 50 2 221 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 116 52 2 218 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 54 56 2 218 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 42 25 2 217 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
AZMUS 82-4139 22 18 0 217 MOB TACTICS (5070) DWES EG
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 102 71 1 216 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
PE ELL 36-2207 27 18 4 216 BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775) JHANS
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 49 29 1 215 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
DEATH BY NPC 82-20688 28 9 0 215 THINGS THAT SUCK (5203) DWES EG
FOG 21-4416 83 92 0 214 EVENGATE (3909) SUNSET
-HELDA PAY 68-4876 55 36 0 214 LOCAL 103 (3365) FIREHOLD
SPAZ 82-6629 30 9 1 212 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
ACK VERT 18-7429 90 51 1 211 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-KRAMER 47-5191 30 30 0 211 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BART WELLENS 11-4848 44 26 0 210 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 32 29 0 208 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
NICKEL 26-4240 36 35 0 207 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 44 36 5 206 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
JACKASS 21-4526 41 50 0 205 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 63 80 0 204 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 31 31 1 204 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
FLABBY-O 82-30720 19 15 1 203 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
-TAMERLANE 22-4932 52 63 1 201 WILD OATS (2708) SOLVEN
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 40 30 0 201 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 39 28 1 201 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 45 61 2 200 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
WEYLUND 82-3660 44 45 1 200 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
RICO 51-5016 37 20 1 200 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
KAIDEN 35-3108 121 129 2 199 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
SAIONJI 73-4447 36 19 1 199 PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 105 81 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 70 61 0 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 57 50 2 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 55 52 3 198 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
THE NOTHING 1-3297 54 58 0 198 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
T. ZER 9-5011 38 20 3 198 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
TWIG 82-25226 48 32 0 197 POWER PLAY (5179) DWES EG
JOBOO 1-4670 38 28 3 197 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
REM 74-2853 34 20 0 197 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 76 109 4 196 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 58 54 1 194 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
MANTISSA 82-9324 45 28 3 194 MATMATICA (4965) DWES EG
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 34 22 0 194 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
-FALCON 82-11173 32 24 1 194 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
QUINTAL 18-8341 43 37 2 193 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CHIP 60-4413 28 23 1 193 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
-MARCIANO 96-1446 25 27 6 193 THE CREAM 3 (5141) OLD VALAMANTIS
-SURLY SOT 82-1555 31 17 0 192 LOCAL 202 (3967) DWES EG
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 77 68 1 191 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 50 72 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 46 51 0 191 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 40 14 0 191 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
NECROMANCER 18-6386 33 16 0 191 INCANTATION (5178) TALCAMA
-JERRYRIG 65-3265 32 30 0 191 BLACK DIAMOND II (3155) DAL SHANG
SKYWISE 11-5687 52 67 1 187 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414 43 46 3 186 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
EVERSTORM 69-641 87 93 2 185 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 81 72 0 185 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 43 44 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DONAHAR 24-3006 39 36 0 184 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 35 16 1 184 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 35 15 1 184 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
LA TOUR 18-8525 35 43 0 184 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-CYCLONE 60-2306 33 22 1 184 TILT?!? (3728) ARADI
GAZELLE 56-3701 42 55 0 183 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
TELA 30-2973 39 59 1 182 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
LINI DAWNWIND 11-5865 37 35 1 182 KRILL CAVALRY (4359) ARUAK CITY
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 30 43 2 182 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
BLOWN AWAY 18-8636 40 26 0 181 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
CARE BEAR 48-2799 36 30 0 181 THE BEARS (677) CAER
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 79 80 2 180 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
-HALO 11-6189 32 17 2 180 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
BALROG 33-1377 45 38 2 179 BIG LAKE BANDITS (567) NIATOLI ISLAND
FORK BALL 4-6244 28 6 0 177 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
CADEX CFM 18-3366 19 17 1 177 THE BIKE SHOP (4983) TALCAMA
HOFFA 49-3185 76 153 0 176 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 54 79 0 176 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
AUJARD 8-4639 33 28 0 176 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
-LAFAYETTE 82-1542 26 20 0 174 LOCAL 139 (3789) DWES EG
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 32 33 1 173 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-GOLDBRICK 82-1445 26 20 0 172 LOCAL 114 (4174) DWES EG
HAYWIRE 65-5413 18 6 1 170 WHO ARMED THEM? (4370) DAL SHANG
CLOVER 36-5959 24 24 2 168 ERRATA (5266) JHANS
-SHIRLEY 36-4793 33 17 0 166 BABES (3876) JHANS
PANDEMIC 52-3319 19 29 1 164 DARK RAIDERS (5386) FRATSFA
-BUTTERNUT 82-1645 23 19 0 163 LOCAL 238 (4151) DWES EG
QUASAR 18-5925 58 71 0 161 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 42 82 0 156 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
STRONGBOW 11-5686 45 71 0 155 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
PELICAN 41-3949 27 25 0 152 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
MENTAL 25-5075 25 18 1 152 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CALYX 30-4151 28 20 2 149 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
BIG MAC 30-4547 36 28 1 148 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
THE MORTICIAN 33-6209 30 21 0 148 BIG LAKE BANDITS (567) NIATOLI ISLAND
-BENT HALO 82-1385 25 19 2 146 WILD OATS (4020) DWES EG
-PISTACHIO 82-1648 25 17 0 146 LOCAL 241 (4048) DWES EG
TOE 56-3896 23 8 1 145 GET (5334) ROCANIS
DIRT BAG 65-4832 30 13 1 144 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
THE RACIST 58-3855 20 21 1 142 IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123) DELARQ TOR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OTIS 3-6501 33 20 4 132 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
HONEY 11-6368 30 50 2 129 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 54 67 0 128 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 40 16 0 128 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
THE PEDOPHILE 18-9382 24 17 3 128 IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355) TALCAMA
SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793 24 8 5 126 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426 24 27 1 126 NUMBERS 6 (5407) DWES EG
-REPROBATE 82-1578 25 20 0 123 LOCAL 173 (5400) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 85 107 4 119 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
BERTHA 30-4469 41 38 1 119 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
DERWEAR 63-2619 16 9 0 119 UN (5397) AMEN-TEI
-SLINGSHOT 82-1593 23 25 2 118 LOCAL 203 (4167) DWES EG
DESTROYER TADD 33-4417 26 20 0 117 BIG LAKE BANDITS (567) NIATOLI ISLAND
RAINSONG 11-6128 39 59 0 112 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 22 3 1 109 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 30 48 1 107 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
-BRONWYN 82-7004 19 15 0 107 LOCAL 108 (5392) DWES EG
TRUE BLUE 9-5203 29 25 2 103 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
THE BIGOT 18-9380 21 13 1 102 IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 23 35 1 100 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
-SKINWALKER 6-6043 13 2 3 98 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 27 22 2 95 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
TATHARLI 33-4505 38 62 0 94 THE SEWING CIRCLE (5182) NIATOLI ISLAND
-BALIN 35-3955 28 10 0 94 CHILDREN OF LLYR (3107) MURSKA
TONNELLE 52-3634 21 8 1 94 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
-CLEMMIE 26-4630 23 22 1 92 GOLDEN CANYON (3480) CALEAM
WALT WEISS 30-4482 36 42 1 91 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-WHIRLWIND 29-4325 22 25 0 91 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PEA POD 33-7338 23 10 0 90 VEGGIES (4058) NIATOLI ISLAND
COYOTE 60-7626 24 18 2 89 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057 22 18 4 89 BIG LAKE BANDITS (567) NIATOLI ISLAND
GUMMI GHOUL 60-6411 17 7 1 89 THE UPSTARTS III (5017) ARADI
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 32 23 1 88 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 19 7 0 88 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
STEINBACH 30-4473 31 50 0 85 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-RAJEREK 21-6045 13 3 0 85 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 20 4 2 83 INQUISITION CLONES (5399) CLIFFHOME
-TERI LARK 24-4694 19 24 0 81 KRILL CAVALRY (3709) ZORPUNT
OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 14 14 1 81 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
THE NECROPHILIAC 58-3937 25 21 0 79 IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123) DELARQ TOR
MISSION VAO 18-8891 23 43 1 78 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-GRAVEYARD TAN 21-6278 22 10 1 77 GRIM FANDANGO (4581) SUNSET
-OSTRICH 41-3970 25 24 0 76 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
BELY MEDVED 1-7751 22 14 0 76 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
SOLDIER #1 3-6646 20 8 0 74 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
THE SHOCKER 2-5356 22 17 1 73 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
-SPALDING 74-4004 19 8 1 73 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 21 18 1 72 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
THE PHILANDERER 18-9384 24 18 1 71 IMPURE THOUGHTS (5355) TALCAMA
MAGENTA 3-5711 67 124 0 70 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
WROTE THE BOOK 30-4540 27 38 0 70 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
2301 82-17798 20 29 1 70 NUMBERS 11 (5406) DWES EG
-JAIL BAIT 82-2495 16 13 1 69 WILD OATS (4020) DWES EG
FRANK 3-5707 64 128 1 68 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
PANAMON CREEL 36-2209 19 17 0 67 BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775) JHANS
HARSIESUS 60-6871 18 14 1 66 INQUISITION SG-1 (5385) ARADI
-SIGMOND FREUD - ST 13-5062 17 7 4 62 MOMMY DEAREST (5401) DULLENS
SWAN 41-4107 17 10 2 61 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
CITY MILITIA 56-2200 15 10 0 61 KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (1098) ROCANIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FIBULARIS 82-28877 32 20 1 60 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
-LARIS TYL ZORA 74-4097 18 5 0 59 SAND DANCERS (2198) DAYLA KIV
DEMETREN 32-4317 22 23 0 56 RILL'S GCSC2 (5282) ARVAT
-DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 16 5 3 56 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THE CLEAR 30-4539 30 35 0 53 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-REIGN OF BLADES 41-2087 14 6 2 50 THE PLAGUE (1159) KATI-TEI
SAM 70-466 5 1 0 49 CHEERS (3979) SENTERN
-DANISH PASTRY 14-4400 14 6 0 48 FOREIGN LEGION (5424) TOBIR
HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143 18 28 2 47 STEEL CRUSADE (625) SEAM
TILLISE ULAM 61-3440 14 9 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 16 (5426) JURINE
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 29 66 2 42 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
TREESTUMP 11-6369 23 57 1 34 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
HK-47 18-8584 23 47 0 34 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-ZELLER'S CONGRUENC 99-1359 6 4 4 26 SUPERIOR FORCES BG07 (5419 SOUTH RIDGE
SANDMAN 74-2896 16 26 2 24 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Care Bear -- Ah, you have a larger heart than I do. Lots of times, I don't think I
care at all. I salute your sympathy, or something. -- Lethe
Limpy Tow-Screws -- Is that how they hold your leg together? Weird. Tricky, too,
because that one point is extra-resistant to damage. Oh, well. -- Lini Dawnwind
Black Archer -- You need to go for a contest that allows you to use your strength in
archery, and pass on the hand-to-hand stuff. -- Ho-Chan the Axe
P.S. You're too short for it.
Otis -- Ouch! That party really left you jazzed up. Maybe you should go to bed and
get some sleep. -- Tatharli
P.S. And if you can't get to sleep, I'm told a blow to the head will help.
Frankenbutt -- Sorry, but dwarves just don't have-- er, from the human viewpoint,
anyway. -- True Blue
Azmus -- You do that better than I do. And I thought I was pretty good at it. Darn!
Congratulations. -- Rem
Le Pain Dlg -- What does your name mean? -- Gazelle
Strongbow -- Those aren't allowed in the arena. I couldn't find it afterwards, but I
swear I was hit in the thigh by an arrow just as the fight started. -- Sleepwalker
Uh...I had to let the Fratsfa Slave win, I felt so sorry for him, stuck being a
gladiator against his will and all. -- Sandman
Sandman -- That name is traditional and he isn't a slave. I don't think that
one was even a Fratsfan. -- Galen
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BART WELLENS was bested by MARCINKO in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
TY DEL-WAVE was vanquished by SQUIDBOY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RICO subdued PUDDING PARADE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge fight.
T. ZER devastated TELA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SAIONJI was demolished by THIRD OMEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
HELLACIOUS was overpowered by AZMUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
CARE BEAR was handily defeated by BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FIENDISH GLEE lost to AUDIE MURPHY in a popular 1 minute Challenge duel.
NUTCRACKER vanquished MANTISSA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FORK BALL overpowered QUASAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PRODIGAL SON demolished TATHARLI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LORD EARL GREY handily defeated SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MICKEY MANTLE savagely defeated MISSION VAO in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SUICIDE handily defeated SNIPER BEAR in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BURST devastated MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALVIN YORK beat CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute brawl.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE bested DEBBIE DOES DM in a popular 1 minute brawl.
CHIP was overpowered by SPAZ in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
YELLOWJACKET was defeated by NICKEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
PYGMY SHREW devastated SHEPHERD MOON in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS was subdued by LE PAIN DLG in a action packed 3 minute gruesome bout.
BELIAL handily defeated SALENA WARSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CRIMSON BLUSH was subdued by DEATH BY NPC in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
LETHE overpowered GAZELLE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK defeated FLABBY-O in a action packed 1 minute match.
JOBOO was savagely defeated by FOG in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
NECROMANCER was handily defeated by SQUIRREL KILLER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SNAPPY GEORGE overpowered LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HO-CHAN THE AXE vanquished BLOWN AWAY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
NORAF demolished QUINTAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SKYWISE was savagely defeated by REM in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
CADEX CFM was vanquished by WEYLUND in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER was subdued by SPOTTED PONY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
NEOPHYTE was beaten by TURD BURGLAR in a popular 3 minute fray.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by TWIG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACK VERT demolished THE NOTHING in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHOKING CHICKEN vanquished KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by MESSENGER BIRD in a exciting 5 minute gory duel.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was luckily beaten by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 7 minute duel.
JACKASS subdued PANDEMIC in a action packed 1 minute conflict.
DONAHAR was overcome by MARK OF THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
DEATHBRINGER handily defeated JOLEE BINDO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
ROMUALD B TUNE was overpowered by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
IN-BRED BEAR overpowered TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
CRAZY FINGERS handily defeated BALROG in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
PE ELL overpowered BLACK MESSIAH in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
HAYWIRE handily defeated TOE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
HONEY was overpowered by THE MORTICIAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LINI DAWNWIND demolished THE PEDOPHILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EVERSTORM demolished CALYX in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
AUJARD devastated MENTAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLOVER won victory over ETERNAL D.J. in a popular 1 minute struggle.
AFRICAN GREY overpowered NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BERTHA beat SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute match.
OTIS was unbelievably bested by DIRT BAG in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal match.
WALL OF GLASS handily defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
RIFF-RAFF was overpowered by THE RACIST in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PELICAN won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute duel.
STRONGBOW defeated SQUIRREL NUT in a popular 1 minute fight.
BIG MAC vanquished DERWEAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK was demolished by DESTROYER TADD in a 1 minute uneven battle.
TRUE BLUE savagely defeated STEINBACH in a exciting 2 minute gruesome contest.
FIBULARIS was devastated by LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE BIGOT demolished FRANK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE SHOCKER was overpowered by TONNELLE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WROTE THE BOOK was devastated by GUMMI GHOUL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DR. MARVELOUS was vanquished by RAINSONG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TREESTUMP was defeated by PANAMON CREEL in a action packed 1 minute fight.
HK-47 was viciously subdued by SWAN in a crowd pleasing 9 minute gruesome match.
SAM was savagely defeated by 2301 in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
TILLISE ULAM was handily defeated by THE NECROPHILIAC in a 1 minute uneven match.
COYOTE overcame THE PHILANDERER in a exciting 1 minute duel.
HARSIESUS overpowered HOEN VANDERBILT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
OZYMANDIAS devastated PALANTIRIATHALASA in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLDIER #1 overpowered THE CLEAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
CITY MILITIA was subdued by WALT WEISS in a 1 minute contest.
FRANKENBUTT savagely defeated MAGENTA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome match.
BELY MEDVED vanquished DEMETREN in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 42 AIMED BLOW 137 - 102 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 20 LUNGING ATTACK 244 - 183 - 3 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 42 - 32 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 17 WALL OF STEEL 96 - 88 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 PARRY-LUNGE 66 - 66 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 SLASHING ATTACK 87 - 106 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 12 STRIKING ATTACK 74 - 100 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 29 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 41 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 64 - 109 - 0 37 |
Turn 549 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 13 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 10 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 11 - 9 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 10 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 20 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 11 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MARCINKO 97-961 93 36 5 379 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632)
AIMED BLOW BELIAL 7-3838 177 84 3 267 WICKED MARTYRS (3170)
LUNGING ATTACK NORAF 82-3856 73 33 0 261 ENVENOMED (4693)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 59 57 0 260 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
TOTAL PARRY SQUIDBOY 48-2593 60 57 1 254 THE UNLIKELIES (2566)
STRIKING ATTACK HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 161 179 3 252 SAND DANCERS (2258)
PARRY-LUNGE ALVIN YORK 3-6156 75 65 0 252 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
SLASHING ATTACK ACK VERT 18-7429 90 51 1 211 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
BASHING ATTACK DEBBIE DOES DM 18-1709 105 81 3 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-STRIKE DONAHAR 24-3006 39 36 0 184 MAGIC REALM (4987)
The overall popularity leader is HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670. The most popular warrior
this turn was NEOPHYTE 82-4574. The ten other most popular fighters were FLAGPOLE
PANTIES 3-5968, OTIS 3-6501, SWAN 41-4107, MESSENGER BIRD 30-4414, FRANKENBUTT
42-4188, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, PELICAN 41-3949, DONAHAR 24-3006, TRUE BLUE
9-5203, and REM 74-2853.
The least popular fighter this week was THE CLEAR 30-4539. The other ten least
popular fighters were PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808, HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143, THE
PHILANDERER 18-9384, TILLISE ULAM 61-3440, DR. MARVELOUS 33-6057, THE SHOCKER 2-5356,
FIBULARIS 82-28877, DERWEAR 63-2619, MENTAL 25-5075, and CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 4 5 0 CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 3 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 DELARQ TOR(58) 2 0 0
OSKSI(3) 3 6 0 LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 3 1 0
JHELUM(4) 3 1 0 IAYE(30) 5 6 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 3 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 2 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 3 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 3 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 SENTERN(70) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 4 6 0 KATI-TEI(41) 3 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 4 0 ERINIKA(73) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 5 15 0 ARDIVENT(46) 0 2 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 CAER(48) 1 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 3 0 0 VITHICAR(49) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 9 6 0
ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE NOTHING 1-3297 54 58 0 198 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 30 33 0 225 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 75 65 0 252 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 102 71 1 216 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 19 7 0 88 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
THIRD OMEN 6-5862 64 27 2 241 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
BELIAL 7-3838 177 84 3 267 WICKED MARTYRS (3170) BONSUR
AUJARD 8-4639 33 28 0 176 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
LETHE 9-4782 69 76 3 247 BLUE MOON (3907) ZUKAL
BART WELLENS 11-4848 44 26 0 210 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 32 29 0 208 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 18-7355 91 56 0 224 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
HOEN VANDERBILT 20-143 18 28 2 47 STEEL CRUSADE (625) SEAM
SUICIDE 21-4832 34 9 1 259 APPLE CIDER (4984) SUNSET
DONAHAR 24-3006 39 36 0 184 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
BURST 25-3654 62 46 1 249 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NICKEL 26-4240 36 35 0 207 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 81 72 0 185 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 69 38 4 224 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 49 29 1 215 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
DEMETREN 32-4317 22 23 0 56 RILL'S GCSC2 (5282) ARVAT
BALROG 33-1377 45 38 2 179 BIG LAKE BANDITS (567) NIATOLI ISLAND
KAIDEN 35-3108 121 129 2 199 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
PE ELL 36-2207 27 18 4 216 BIG LAKE BASHERS (1775) JHANS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 54 40 2 229 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 30 43 2 182 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
SNAPPY GEORGE 42-4015 59 57 0 260 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 44 36 5 206 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
SQUIDBOY 48-2593 60 57 1 254 THE UNLIKELIES (2566) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 76 153 0 176 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
RICO 51-5016 37 20 1 200 BOY O'S (4027) TRICORUS
PANDEMIC 52-3319 19 29 1 164 DARK RAIDERS (5386) FRATSFA
GAZELLE 56-3701 42 55 0 183 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
THE RACIST 58-3855 20 21 1 142 IMPURE THOUGHTS (3123) DELARQ TOR
CHIP 60-4413 28 23 1 193 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
TILLISE ULAM 61-3440 14 9 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 16 (5426) JURINE
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 77 68 1 191 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
DERWEAR 63-2619 16 9 0 119 UN (5397) AMEN-TEI
HAYWIRE 65-5413 18 6 1 170 WHO ARMED THEM? (4370) DAL SHANG
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 116 52 2 218 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
SAM 70-466 5 1 0 49 CHEERS (3979) SENTERN
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 21 18 1 72 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
SAIONJI 73-4447 36 19 1 199 PERFECTION QUEST II (5247) ERINIKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
REM 74-2853 34 20 0 197 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
HO-CHAN THE AXE 75-670 161 179 3 252 SAND DANCERS (2258) JADE MOUNTAIN
NORAF 82-3856 73 33 0 261 ENVENOMED (4693) DWES EG
MARCINKO 97-961 93 36 5 379 ROGUE WARRIOR (4632) SHADOW GROVE