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Date   : 01/01/2008    Duedate: 01/14/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-558

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-RODENT CLAN 81/5462     2    1  0 66.7   15 SIR AGLIO 10/2079    1167 1079 10 52.0
  2 ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453    7    4  0 63.6   16 KILLING ME S 97/5211  150  140  1 51.7
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                    THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
  3 DEATH INCARN 17/5468  124   74  1 62.6      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
  4 BABES 36/3876        3067 1961 59 61.0      STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      17 BLACK TIDE 12/3072     20   19  0 51.3
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           FACES OF DEATH 25/1092                
    NASTY MOB 21/4730                        18-AMERICAN MUS 81/5440   59   58  0 50.4
    F BALLS 4/5204                           19-SITTEES 52/5464        57   57  1 50.0
    THE CREAM 3 96/5141                      20 MADTOWN 25/5125        26   26  0 50.0
  5 EASTERN HORD 56/5469  124   89  2 58.2      RANDOM SITH 62/5446                   
  6 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    57   42  2 57.6   21 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  482  496  3 49.3
    LUROCIANS Z2 4/5459                         PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
  7 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    1974 1581 23 55.5      BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                       THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                     22 FANGS 9/5444         1136 1213 10 48.4
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155                    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
  8 PIMPS 9/4318          267  218  1 55.1      SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
    INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399                  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                    
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463             
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212             
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   NUMBERS 6 82/5407                     
  9 FOREIGN FOOD 82/4169 1000  822 12 54.9      REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927              
    ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744                 23 MID EARTH 29/1543     210  225  3 48.3
    NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822                   MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                
    I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                      SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                
 10 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  278  231  4 54.6      VISIONIST INC II 68/2689              
 11 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    906  759 12 54.4   24 FANTASIA 1/4914      1399 1501 14 48.2
    THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                        END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    THE REVELATION 1/1582                       THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237                MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
 12 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   305  256  3 54.4      CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                        KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                  
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                      THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909             
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                
 13 LOVE LETTERS 30/5287  927  811 10 53.3      THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912               
    FACING WORLDS 74/5219                    25 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1419 1546 21 47.9
    LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993                      CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052               
    SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                   26-DARK RAIDERS 52/5386    7    8  1 46.7
    IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136                    27-UN 63/5397            369  438  5 45.7
    DEATH STUDS IV 60/2097                      RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
    DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551                     ERRATA 36/5266                        
    EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953                    ERRATUM 26/4945                       
 14-COLOR TUNES 82/5465    11   10  1 52.4      ERRATA 25/3564                        

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    37-LORDS OF VAL 31/5447    6   11  0 35.3
    BIRDS 41/4735                            38 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  657 1247  6 34.5
    GET 56/5334                              39 ELFQUEST 11/4928      272  536  3 33.7
 28 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  731  881  8 45.3      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
 29-BIG LAKE OUT 81/5461  109  135  1 44.7      STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
 30-SANDS OF TIM 38/4666   19   24  0 44.2      SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    KILLER WORDS F3 98/5456                     RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
 31 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    71   93  0 43.3   40 STORIES 49/2835       928 1854 17 33.4
 32 REDHORSE 56/3727      333  447  1 42.7      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    DARKLINGS 74/3457                           BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 33 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   29   42  0 40.8   41 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  153  308  0 33.2
 34 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   34   51  0 40.0   42 AMEN! 7/5467            1    0  1  100
 35 DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    22   33  0 40.0   43-FIGHTING WIT 82/5458    1    0  0  100
 36 TANKS FOR NOT 4/2255   10   16  0 38.5

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings!

     I hope you all had a delightful solstice celebration!  I certainly did!
     We had but one Tournament Victor challenge, and our TV warrior was successful in
his effort.  PRODIGAL SON (1-7937) (29-4-1,203) of MANNEQUIN'S BEST TV challenged
SPAZ (82-6629) (34-13-2,206) of LUROCIANS X.  PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued SPAZ in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Well done!
     Title Fight:  SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) (20-4-1,233) of SCHWETTY FOODS
challenged LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (64-51-2,297) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SCHWETTY
OLIVES was vanquished by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute Challenge Title brawl.  Mr.
Two-Screws, our Tower Guardian and Top Lunger, received the most challenges of any
warrior.  Not writing columns seems to work for him.  *sigh*
     Unfortunately, three of our number were slain (temporarily) during this round of
fights:
     * DONAHAR (24-3006) (43-40-0,175) of MAGIC REALM fought JOLEE BINDO (18-8915)
(33-40-1,165) of STAR WARS: KOTOR.  DONAHAR killed JOLEE BINDO in a popular 1 minute
battle.  I have hired a trumpet player to awaken Jolee Bindo for the next seven
mornings, to make sure he knows he's not dead.
     * LU LENNY (66-4250) (17-7-1,59) of F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE fought SLAMMER (7-2726)
(15-12-3,60) of AMEN!.  LU LENNY was assassinated by SLAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute brutal uneven brawl.  I sent Lu Lenny a case of beer to numb the resurrection
hangover.
     * PAUL ATREIDES (2-5393) (13-6-0,73) of MASTERS OF SAND fought JUMPIN' (11-6704)
(20-29-2,67) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II.  PAUL ATREIDES slaughtered JUMPIN' in a 1 minute
uneven match.  I've arranged for a meditation guru to work with Jumpin' until his
death issues are smoothed over.
     Of course, the lovely Kaiden is our overall popularity leader.  ANGELIC SMURF
(1-2351) (59-58-0,205) of THE REVELATION fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (125-133-2,188) of
VIOLENT FEMS.  ANGELIC SMURF viciously subdued KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gruesome match.  I have proposed marriage, but have not yet received a reply.
     This cycle's favorite was Yellowjacket.  People thought he was involved in a
scumfest against his will.  YELLOWJACKET (62-3345) (81-72-1,176) of COMIC BOOK HEROS
fought TURD BURGLAR (2-5431) (34-37-0,178) of INQUISITION SL5.  YELLOWJACKET was
luckily beaten by TURD BURGLAR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute battle.
     MILES HITS THE ROAD (69-7270) (1-2-0,38) of CRUMBLING LEAGUE challenged LARRY
KING (1-7893) (23-13-0,81) of DEATH'S DOOR.  MILES HITS THE ROAD was viciously
subdued by LARRY KING in a 59 minute contest.  This was our longest fight, and our
two least popular warriors.  It's funny how one always gets the most of what one
likes the least, isn't it?
     I trust that if there were anything else you all wanted to know, you would say
something about it, wouldn't you?  Therefore, it appears I'm done.  Brr!  Cold to go
outside and deliver my report to the proper office.  Cold... but refreshing!
Cheerio!

                                Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    65  51  2  316  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       56  31  2  331  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    79  61  0  324  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        47  29  1  322  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    77  65  5  286  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        49  30  0  268  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    121  56  2  255  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          60  43  2  245  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 HALO 11-6189                38  17  2  240  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  41  25  1  235  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-ELENDUR 29-2013             72  61  1  230  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-MARCIANO 96-1446            29  28  6  230  THE CREAM 3 (5141)         OLD VALAMANTIS
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          84 110  4  223  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         30   4  1  222  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        37  34  1  221  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      87  75  0  220  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 KING BEAR 35-3629           68  29  3  219  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-BURST 25-3654               65  48  1  215  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 MARCIE 36-6076              24  14  1  214  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      52  37  0  212  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       83  85  2  211  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     49  66  2  210  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-CLOVER 36-5959              27  26  2  210  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 ACK VERT 18-7429            97  53  1  209  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       60  82  0  209  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      54  77  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        60  58  0  208  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          42  19  7  208  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         98  52  2  206  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         77  39  4  206  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 DONAHAR 24-3006             44  40  1  206  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       51  38  5  205  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 AUJARD 8-4639               37  33  0  205  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 REM 74-2853                 35  28  0  203  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SPAZ 82-6629                34  14  2  203  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
-JACKASS 21-4526             42  54  0  202  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        108  74  2  201  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 T. ZER 9-5011               44  22  3  201  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 QUINTAL 18-8341             49  40  2  200  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      49  47  0  200  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 FAT BACK 96-1610            37  24  4  200  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           23  20  1  200  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           81  68  0  199  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   63  51  3  199  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   43  36  0  199  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 CORKY 1-4285                37  37  2  199  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           33  28  5  199  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 *WINTER* 65-3644            32  30  1  199  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 KRAMER 47-5191              31  31  0  199  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       58  58  3  196  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     49  27  2  196  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     40  20  1  196  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FORK BALL 4-6244            32  10  0  195  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CHIP 60-4413                30  26  2  195  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         28   8  5  195  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
-CHRISSEL 70-5208            27  12  0  195  LITHE & LOVELY (4993)      SENTERN
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         58  61  2  194  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 LA TOUR 18-8525             40  47  0  194  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    20   5  1  194  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
-THE BUTCHER 21-5374         49  25  0  191  NASTY MOB (4730)           SUNSET
-WIRLITZ 3-4861              28  16  1  191  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       58  72  0  190  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-HELM HAMMERHAND 31-5025     53  39  0  190  LORDS OF VALHALLA (5447)   CHIMLEVTAL
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         35  37  0  190  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          59  62  0  189  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 BANDIT 12-3231              27   5  1  189  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         51  55  0  188  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 FALCON 82-11173             35  29  1  188  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 KAIDEN 35-3108             125 134  2  187  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 LUDO 18-708                 55  62  2  187  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 HELLACIOUS 1-7541           36  16  1  187  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 OTIS 3-6501                 36  26  4  186  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         61  60  1  185  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
-GENEVIEVE 68-3561           45  45  0  185  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 JOBOO 1-4670                44  31  3  185  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          42  33  0  185  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CALYX 30-4151               32  25  2  184  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-NICKEL 26-4240              37  39  0  183  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         27  40  1  182  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 QUASAR 18-5925              62  76  0  181  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 WEYLUND 82-3660             46  52  1  181  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
-PANDEMIC 52-3319            21  34  1  181  DARK RAIDERS (5386)        FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TOE 56-3896                 26  10  1  180  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    37  28  0  179  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            44  19  0  178  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        33  37  0  178  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 EVERSTORM 69-641            93  96  2  177  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SKYWISE 11-5687             55  73  1  177  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            89 112  4  176  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SCORPION LXIX 60-2511       37  30  1  176  DEATH STUDS IV (2097)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        81  73  1  175  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
-NOTTHUR 3-4740              30  11  1  174  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      64  88  0  170  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        33  45  2  168  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 RAINSONG 11-6128            42  65  0  167  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CEER 96-1537                25  28  4  167  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           48  77  0  165  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         34  53  1  164  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         33  41  1  164  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        25  10  0  164  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
-PELICAN 41-3949             30  27  0  160  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             45  61  0  157  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 HOFFA 49-3185               79 159  0  155  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   43  90  0  155  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 ONE-TIMER 60-7169           42  13  0  155  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TONNELLE 52-3634            24  13  2  149  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-MENTAL 25-5075              27  21  1  148  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 HONEY 11-6368               35  54  2  145  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         36  28  1  144  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SALTY CROC  75-2662         14   3  1  143  IN COLD BLOOD (5136)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 NIKITA 36-6639              19  10  1  139  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   25  33  1  138  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          19  18  1  138  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            26   4  1  137  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          28  20  1  136  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 ZIMA 1-7750                 28  17  0  134  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 MADONNA 60-7780             29  17  2  133  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         45  20  0  127  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-TYPHOON XXII 60-6827        34  11  1  125  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           16   5  3  124  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    25  35  1  123  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  31  27  2  119  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-DERWEAR 63-2619             16  14  0  119  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
-STRADA 15-4703              35  13  0  118  STARBASE 5 (5091)          MALCORN
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  19  0  117  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 RAJEREK 21-6045             19   3  0  117  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           23  18  1  114  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 MACS 60-7797                22  23  2  112  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 SLINKY 25-3080              28  18  0  109  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      26   7  2  108  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 SANDMAN 74-2896             21  30  2  105  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-VINN WULF 17-6755           25  28  0  103  MIDDLE WAY (4534)          ALJAFIR
 2301 82-17798               25  33  1  102  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
-CYNICA 10-5730              21  39  0  102  THE MOONDOGS (4361)        KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLAMMER 7-2726              16  12  4  100  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
 COYOTE 60-7626              27  24  2   99  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 DARTH SION 18-9233          24  26  1   99  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         19   7  1   98  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-DR TRINAIRE 30-4606         25  22  0   97  RED DOG GANG (3836)        IAYE
-SWAN 41-4107                18  14  2   96  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        14   6  1   96  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          38  23  1   94  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 FRANK 3-5707                71 130  1   92  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LOQUE 74-3953               19   1  0   90  FACING WORLDS (5219)       DAYLA KIV
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          24  21  2   89  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CYCLONE 60-6816             21  14  1   88  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        19   9  4   88  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-KUROHANA 16-5128            24  14  0   86  YAMABUSHI (4854)           WILLAF
 STEINBACH 30-4473           35  55  0   84  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          27  18  0   84  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     24  12  1   84  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           25  12  0   83  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LARRY KING 1-7893           24  13  0   83  DEATH'S DOOR (5252)        MORDANT
-XYLICARE 18-9317            23  13  1   83  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           22  12  1   82  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 INCISOR 9-5185              16  12  1   82  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
 PANTHER 4-3554              25   4  0   81  TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (2255)   JHELUM
 EVIL WEEVIL 62-3779         17   4  3   81  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 ORAN JI 16-5299             21  15  1   80  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
-MEABEER 56-3899             17   7  0   80  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
-PIKE 26-4708                21  14  1   78  GOLDEN CANYON (3480)       CALEAM
-TRIPLE-X 30-4452            18   5  0   78  LOVE LETTERS (5287)        IAYE
-VALGARD 41-4274             21  13  1   77  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
-SOURCRAB 56-3969            19  19  0   76  BAD APPLES (3969)          ROCANIS
 MAD MAX 30-3874             14  10  2   76  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   31  73  2   75  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            23  34  0   75  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         24  26  2   74  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      25  21  1   73  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  57  1   72  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         21   8  1   71  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     24  12  0   69  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       20   3  0   69  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 SCADDIE 42-4381             20  11  1   67  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SCROD BOY 38-4675           16  23  0   66  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           24  65  1   64  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358       16  14  0   64  RANDOM SITH (5446)         VALAMANTIS
 HK-47 18-8584               25  54  0   63  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             20  30  2   61  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        19   8  1   60  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 MAGENTA 3-5711              70 130  0   59  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-GODGET 56-3110              15  13  1   59  RESCUE RANGERS (5288)      ROCANIS
-DELON LUROST 3-6715         15  14  0   59  GAMES LIBRARY (3481)       OSKSI
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    20  16  1   58  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 VIPER LXXI 60-7566          16  13  0   56  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       17   7  0   55  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (5461)   SHADOWSPIRE
-'76 GRAN TORINO 81-234      17   7  1   54  AMERICAN MUSCLE (5440)     SHADOWSPIRE
-SHY ANN 52-3562             16   5  1   54  SITTEES (5464)             FRATSFA
-MOUSE OF PAIN 81-206        15   9  0   54  RODENT CLAN (5462)         SHADOWSPIRE
-DREAMER 13-5153             14  12  0   54  DREAMERS (5350)            DULLENS
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         23  33  0   53  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      19  16  1   53  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-LENNALGIRE 63-2704          15   8  0   53  WAYFARERS (3705)           AMEN-TEI
-HEADHUNTER 25-3346          17   8  2   52  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
-BANKSHOT 6-5068             14   7  3   52  HI ROLLERS (2129)          TRANSEL
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         25  50  1   51  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 LU LENNY 66-4250            17   8  1   50  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 CREPES 82-4737              15  11  2   46  FOREIGN FOODS (4169)       DWES EG
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270   1   3  0   44  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
 REDOLENT 60-5892            11   5  1   40  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 SLAYER XLVII 60-3680        26  28  1   36  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   8  0   33  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LU LENNY 66-4250          17   8  1 F-CDC DARC-CYIIID 5471 SLAMMER 66-2726           558
JUMPIN' 11-6704           20  30  2 SCARLET KNIGHTS I 4866 PAUL ATREIDES 11-5393     558
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915       33  41  1 STAR WARS: KOTOR 5206  DONAHAR 18-3006           558

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Darth Sion -- Ah.  I thought at first you were a Valamantan, but I see you are not.
And I note that, despite being incredibly inept, you're mean.  A bad combination.  I
shall retreat to my preferred hideout... N.D. Grasse
P.S.  Hmm, and a strat change would do me no harm.  I'll have to look into that.

Soldier #3 -- I could make a tasteless joke about the highest honor of a dwarf being
rather short, but I'll pass on that.  What I wonder about is why you haven't been
honored with a real name. -- O Puncha

Darth Nikilus -- Perhaps it's that you're TOO random, hmm?  They tell me, among many
other useless things such as the importance of wearing white socks with a thin blue
stripe around the top and never eating shellfish before a fight unless you're up
against a total parry, that focus is important to a gladiator.  When I heard that, I
went right out and got glasses.  Amazing how much reading I can now do without
headaches while waiting my turn in the Infirmary. -- Peach Nutt

Meabeer -- I would have questioned the wisdom of that, but you won, which makes a
point.  Whether it's a cogent point is amother matter; it could have been a style
advantage issue, or better management. -- Punh Jently

Delaware Run -- Well, heck.  You ran right over me, and squeezed out all the juice.
I could've gone months without dying and not missed it. -- Oran Ji
P.S.  Galen, the bongo was inspired.  I put the oranges inside it (after turning it
upside down, of course) and thumped them with the end of a quarterstaff as though
they were laundry or potatoes needing to be mashed or what have you, and then I snuck
into the locker room between fight days and poured the resulting muck into Delaware
Run's armor.  Is he going to find it sticky, or what?

     Oran Ji -- (laughing)  He will most assuredly need to rinse his armor.  A
     fitting punishment if somewhat tangy. -- Galen

Fork Ball -- That was a smart challenge, based on our records, but a bad style match.
Sorry about the groin hit. -- Rem

Joboo -- Did you hear that roll of thunder expressing rebuke from above?  How rude!
-- Sleepwalker

Ozymandias -- Ouchie, that was a bad matchup for you.  Sucks, too, that you didn't
learn any skills from a codger like me. -- Gazelle

Soldier #1 -- You're quite welcome, for all the things I taught you.  If you keep
learning like that, I bet your manager will give you a real name. -- Sandman

22 December 2007
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and such.  Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRODIGAL SON viciously subdued SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
HALO subdued REM in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
SCHWETTY OLIVES was vanquished by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
NUTCRACKER defeated QUINTAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge match.
SCORPION LXIX was vanquished by PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FALCON was bested by PORK ROLL in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
T. ZER viciously subdued LA TOUR in a action packed 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
CORKY was narrowly defeated by MARCIE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
KING BEAR overpowered MIYAGI'S MIATA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FORK BALL savagely defeated LUDO in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
FIENDISH GLEE bested SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
*WINTER* subdued TY DEL-WAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
MICKEY MANTLE savagely defeated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
FOOT BALL vanquished TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NIKITA was handily defeated by STRONGBOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SKINWALKER devastated DARTH SION in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
RAJEREK demolished COYOTE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DARTH TIMMY was overpowered by THE SHOCKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MILES HITS THE ROAD was viciously subdued by LARRY KING in a 59 minute contest.
LORD EARL GREY slimly lost to FRANK in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
SLAYER XLVII was handily defeated by SCROD BOY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
AUDIE MURPHY was overpowered by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ALVIN YORK was narrowly defeated by ROMUALD B TUNE in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE viciously subdued CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 3 minute fight.
CRAZY FINGERS vanquished SQUIRREL KILLER in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
KRAMER was overpowered by ACK VERT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SPOTTED PONY was overcome by BART WELLENS in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
FLABBY-O was defeated by CRIMSON BLUSH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered IN-BRED BEAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered LE PAIN DLG in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGELIC SMURF viciously subdued KAIDEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX overpowered CAPTAIN TY'RIS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERSIANA JONES devastated BLOWN AWAY in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
SALENA WARSMITH demolished ONE-TIMER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES was beaten by DEATHBRINGER in a 2 minute bout.
BLACK MESSIAH viciously subdued MARK OF THE BEAST in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
AUJARD overcame CALYX in a exciting 1 minute duel.
BANDIT was defeated by CRAZED GOBLIN in a 2 minute battle.
BLACK ARCHER was vanquished by SQUIRREL NUT in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
OTIS was handily defeated by SNIPER BEAR in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
REDDI WHIP bested CEER in a 1 minute match.
FAT BACK handily defeated QUASAR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched melee.
IMAGE ENHANCER was savagely defeated by WEYLUND in a exciting 4 minute gory fight.
SLEEPWALKER was unbelievably bested by WALL OF GLASS in a popular 2 minute bout.
THE NOTHING was handily defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEOPHYTE demolished OZYMANDIAS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
DONAHAR killed JOLEE BINDO in a popular 1 minute battle.
JOBOO overpowered FRANKENBUTT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HELLACIOUS handily defeated CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
EVERSTORM bested GAZELLE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
YELLOWJACKET was luckily beaten by TURD BURGLAR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute battle.
TONNELLE was overpowered by SKYWISE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA slimly lost to RAINSONG in a popular 3 minute bloody fight.
RIFF-RAFF viciously subdued EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a exciting 2 minute brutal contest.
SIR CUMFERENCE was defeated by ZIMA in a exciting 1 minute duel.
HONEY handily defeated NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
ETERNAL D.J. overpowered SANDMAN in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
SLINKY was savagely defeated by MADONNA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome brawl.
MACS vanquished SOLDIER #3 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARSIESUS overpowered DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
2301 vanquished N.D. GRASSE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
FIBULARIS overpowered HK-47 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LEE LEE LO LEE demolished INCISOR in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched duel.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was subdued by STEINBACH in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
LU LENNY was assassinated by SLAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven brawl.
DARTH NIKILUS was handily defeated by JAMES DOOLITTLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BELY MEDVED vanquished VIPER LXXI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EVIL WEEVIL overpowered MISSION VAO in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ was demolished by ORAN JI in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
JUNGLE JUICE vanquished SUDDEN DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOQUE unbelievably bested SCADDIE in a action packed 1 minute bloody match.
MAD MAX vanquished SLEEPS ALL DAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
ARTHUR BEYER was overpowered by CYCLONE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CREPES was demolished by SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PANTHER luckily beat O PUNCHA in a action packed 8 minute brutal match.
REDOLENT was devastated by PEACH NUTT in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
PAUL ATREIDES slaughtered JUMPIN' in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUNH JENTLY was handily defeated by WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BOB LE CANADIEN luckily beat TREESTUMP in a exciting 4 minute competition.
THOMAS FOWLER viciously subdued MAGENTA in a popular 2 minute gory battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  41         AIMED BLOW       120 -  96 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      25         LUNGING ATTACK   228 - 190 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         WALL OF STEEL     73 -  66 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         SLASHING ATTACK   79 -  78 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         STRIKING ATTACK   79 -  89 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  39 -  2      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       44 -  59 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         TOTAL PARRY       70 -  99 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  26 -  1      40  |

Turn 558 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         5  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        16 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 19     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 11         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      4 -  8         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048   65  51  2  316 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-LUNGE      CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480      56  31  2  331 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   79  61  0  324 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
AIMED BLOW       CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351       47  29  1  322 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)
TOTAL PARRY      HALO 11-6189               38  17  2  240 NEVERWAKE (5220)
SLASHING ATTACK  SNIPER BEAR 1-4893         84 110  4  223 THE BLACK ZOO (4907)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301      60  82  0  209 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       60  58  0  208 THE REVELATION (1582)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            44  40  1  206 MAGIC REALM (4987)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            49  40  2  200 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YELLOWJACKET 62-3345.  The ten other most popular fighters were O PUNCHA 16-5531, 
REM 74-2853, MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715, MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880, MADONNA 60-7780, TURD 
BURGLAR 2-5431, RAINSONG 11-6128, TREESTUMP 11-6369, PRODIGAL SON 1-7937, and 
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553.

The least popular fighter this week was LARRY KING 1-7893.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MILES HITS THE ROAD 69-7270, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, JUMPIN' 
11-6704, CREPES 82-4737, ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648, SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778, VIPER LXXI 
60-7566, DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358, INCISOR 9-5185, and N.D. GRASSE 16-4367.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           9  4 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  0 1  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 1  VITHICAR(49)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             5  6 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
JHELUM(4)            3  3 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            4  6 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  4 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 1  IAYE(30)             3  5 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)      10  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           5  4 0  DWES EG(82)          6  7 0  
WILLAF(16)           2  3 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2 13 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          84 110  4  223  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         35  37  0  190  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160         98  52  2  206  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        108  74  2  201  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        25  10  0  164  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           16   5  3  124  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        47  29  1  322  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               37  33  0  205  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               44  22  3  201  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  19  0  117  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        49  30  0  268  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BANDIT 12-3231              27   5  1  189  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          24  21  2   89  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    79  61  0  324  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             19   3  0  117  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             44  40  1  206  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        37  34  1  221  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        19   8  1   60  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      87  75  0  220  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         77  39  4  206  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       56  31  2  331  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KING BEAR 35-3629           68  29  3  219  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 MARCIE 36-6076              24  14  1  214  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          60  43  2  245  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     24  12  1   84  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    65  51  2  316  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       20   3  0   69  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       51  38  5  205  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              31  31  0  199  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               79 159  0  155  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TONNELLE 52-3634            24  13  2  149  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             45  61  0  157  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 SCORPION LXIX 60-2511       37  30  1  176  DEATH STUDS IV (2097)      ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        81  73  1  175  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 *WINTER* 65-3644            32  30  1  199  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
 LU LENNY 66-4250            17   8  1   50  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    121  56  2  255  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      25  21  1   73  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 REM 74-2853                 35  28  0  203  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  41  25  1  235  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            37  24  4  200  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          42  19  7  208  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE