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Date : 01/15/2008 Duedate: 01/28/2008
TALAHYA
DM-100 TURN-559
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 THE POINT GU 82/5490 8 4 0 66.7 SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796
2-RODENT CLAN 81/5462 2 1 0 66.7 BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671
3 DEATH INCARN 17/5468 124 74 1 62.6 SECOND BANANAS 47/5337
GARDEN OF EVIL II 82/5512 THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207
DEVILS OF THE DEEP 82/5509 17 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471 278 232 4 54.5
4 ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453 8 5 0 61.5 18 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119 909 764 12 54.3
FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405 THE WARLOCKS 30/5120
5 TRIP TO TEMP 82/5488 789 497 11 61.4 THE REVELATION 1/1582
6 SCUM 65/3594 3077 1964 59 61.0 THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237
LETTER BOMBS 9/4530 19-LOVE LETTERS 30/5287 927 811 10 53.3
BABES 36/3876 FACING WORLDS 74/5219
THE BEARS 35/2674 LITHE & LOVELY 70/4993
F BALLS 4/5204 SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973
CORPS 74/3405 IN COLD BLOOD 75/5136
SPORTS GREATS 5/5361 DEATH STUDS IV 60/2097
THE BEARS 48/677 DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551
7 CROSS BREED! 82/5501 1720 1219 20 58.5 EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953
DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505 20 JAN 2002 82/5492 162 147 3 52.4
THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491 DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143
8-EASTERN HORD 56/5469 124 89 2 58.2 21 COLOR TUNES 82/5465 11 10 1 52.4
9 LUROCIANS X 82/5232 58 42 2 58.0 DARK TOADS 04V 82/5507
TOADS OF AMBER 2 82/5493 DARK TOADS 04W 82/5508
NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498 DARK TOADS 03A 82/5499
LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494 22 SIR AGLIO 10/2079 1167 1080 10 51.9
LUROCIANS III 82/5510 23 TEMPE '99 82/5486 154 143 2 51.9
10 ORIOLE MADNE 82/5489 387 281 6 57.9 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251
11 BLOOD 4 THE 68/5483 90 66 2 57.7 KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211
12 WOW 82/5513 253 191 3 57.0 STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279
13 NEVERWAKE 11/5220 1979 1583 24 55.6 KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209
AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634 HER ALTEREGO 82/5500
DARK PANTHEON 6/2442 THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435
THUNDR + LITENING 18/483 4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502
TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116 STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506
CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155 RESCUE ME 82/5495
RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484 24-BLACK TIDE 12/3072 20 19 0 51.3
14 PIMPS 9/4318 271 221 1 55.1 FACES OF DEATH 25/1092
INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148 25 SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571 782 757 10 50.8
INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399 SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 82/5511
INQUISITION SL5 2/5305 SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 82/5497
INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385 26 USELESS TOOL 57/5482 183 181 1 50.3
LHI'S ANGELS 30/5481 CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/5480
D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479 27-SITTEES 52/5464 57 57 1 50.0
PARKO RAMA 82/4867 28 MADTOWN 25/5125 27 27 0 50.0
ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321 RANDOM SITH 62/5446
ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309 29 SEA DOGS 21/5474 4 4 0 50.0
15 FOREIGN FOOD 82/4169 1002 824 12 54.9 DUNGEON CELL 24 82/5477
NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822 30 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427 486 502 3 49.2
ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744 PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391
I TRAINED THEM 30/3047 BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423
16 ALL FINESSE 38/4746 314 258 3 54.9 THE PENTARCHY 28/4604
VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980 31 EVIL 82/5487 1406 1510 14 48.2
MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732 END OF THE LINE 82/4956
CLEVER LINGO 46/4689 THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907
LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797 MAGIC REALM 24/4987
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910 ERRATA 25/3564
CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503 TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704
TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477 BIRDS 41/4735
KREL DOMINATION 69/3974 RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859
MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899 36 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645 732 881 8 45.4
FANTASIA 1/4914 37-BIG LAKE OUT 81/5461 109 135 1 44.7
THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909 38 072905O 82/5514 19 24 0 44.2
CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903 DUMB PUDS 82/5504
THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912 SANDS OF TIME 38/4666
YO YO TRICKS 69/4107 39 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996 72 93 0 43.6
LIFESPAN 82/5485 40 REDHORSE 56/3727 334 450 1 42.6
32 FANGS 9/5444 1141 1226 10 48.2 DARKLINGS 74/3457
MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463 41 OFFENDED SAN 82/5496 40 54 1 42.6
MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298 42 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411 31 42 0 42.5
MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396 43 KELLUMBO'S K 82/5503 59 86 1 40.7
OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624 44 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397 35 51 0 40.7
SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361 45 THE VOLS 6/5429 2 3 0 40.0
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300 NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445
I GOTTA GO 30/4646 46 DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252 22 34 0 39.3
NUMBERS 11 82/5406 47-TANKS FOR NOT 4/2255 10 16 0 38.5
MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437 48 THE BROTHERH 82/5476 41 75 0 35.3
NUMBERS 6 82/5407 49 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245 660 1249 6 34.6
LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212 50 STORIES 49/2835 929 1856 17 33.4
REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421
33 MID EARTH 29/1543 211 229 3 48.0 VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221
MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460 51 ELFQUEST 11/4928 275 548 3 33.4
SORCERY COVENANT 3/443 SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866
VISIONIST INC II 68/2689 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206
34 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1425 1550 21 47.9 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052 RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096
35 UN 63/5397 378 441 5 46.2 52 AMEN! 7/5467 1 2 1 33.3
ERRATA 36/5266 53 THE DARK GOD 18/5473 1 2 0 33.3
GET 56/5334 54 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336 154 310 0 33.2
ERRATUM 26/4945
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Lord and Lady Protectors, good morning!
Our strong-but-silent Tower Guardian was challenged today. Needless to say, he
did not avoid. He met Crimson Blush with stoic indifference, and methodically
defeated the doughty Vengeance Seeker. CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) (47-29-1,322) of
VENGEANCE SEEKERS challenged LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (65-51-2,316) of COLOR ME
SUAVE. CRIMSON BLUSH was devastated by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 3 minute Challenge
Title fight.
No one avoided anyone. It seems that the population of the Isle has undergone a
sociological change: Avoiding is considered passe'. And I don't mean just the
gladiatorial community. In the last five years, traffic accidents have increased
four hundred percent! Men often have chance encounters with their ex-wives. Tax
collectors can find anybody! It's a sorry state of affairs. The general attitude
seems to be: "I'm going the direction I'm going, and if someone wants to find me,
well...they know where." I applaud the courage...or fatalism...of this attitude, but
personally, I still avoid certain people. Like Perdina, the Goddess of Lost Causes.
Perdina has it in for me. Or did, and I don't think it's wise to remind her of my
existence.
Of course, our Overall Popularity Leader is still the lovely Kaiden. I think we
are all delighted to have her hold this title as long as she stays in Talahya arena.
KAIDEN (35-3108) (125-134-2,187) of VIOLENT FEMS fought TY DEL-WAVE (29-3539) (51-55-
0,188) of FORCE OF NATURE. KAIDEN was beaten by TY DEL-WAVE in an action packed 3
minute bout.
This week's favorite is Falcon. FALCON (82-11173) (35-29-1,188) of TWELFTH
CIRCLE challenged CHASM OF IGNORANCE (4-4186) (43-36-0,199) of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO.
FALCON was unbelievably bested by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 5 minute Challenge duel. I
heard that Falcon got a sympathy vote because some people were certain Chasm of
Ignorance cheated. Poison on the blade. Personally, I don't think CoI is smart
enough.
That wasn't our longest fight by any means. There was another five minute
fight, two that lasted into the ninth minute, and one that lasted twelve minutes.
Not very impressive, really, from a defensive-warrior standpoint.
Here, then, is our longest fight: STEINBACH (30-4473) (35-55-0,84) of THE A'S
-- LOSERS II fought BOB LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (24-12-0,69) of BLOOD AND GUTS!.
STEINBACH was viciously subdued by BOB LE CANADIEN in a 12 minute battle. Did these
two warriors at least make the "least popular" list? They did not. Go figure.
Here is our least popular warrior: Palantiri-etc. PALANTIRIATHALASA (46-3808)
(31-73-2,75) of RUBY DRAGONS fought DELAWARE RUN (42-4400) (19-9-4,88) of COLOR ME
SUAVE. PALANTIRIATHALASA was vanquished by DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute mismatched
bout. I could make a joke about how he was voted least popular because no one could
spell his name. But in truth...this happens to newcomers sometimes. Hang in there,
Pally. It'll get better.
I'm sorry to say there were two deaths in the arena this cycle!
* SANDMAN (74-2896) (21-30-2,105) of DARKLINGS fought MADONNA (60-7780) (29-17-
2,133) of THINGS ILL NEVER GET. SANDMAN was assassinated by MADONNA in a 1 minute
uneven duel. I have sent Sandman a jug of freshly squeezed orange juice and a bag of
chocolate covered espresso beans. Good for overcoming that resurrection hangover.
* PUNH JENTLY (16-5485) (23-33-0,53) of PUNNY AMINALS fought JACKHAMMER (11-
6613) (17-8-5,64) of NEVERWAKE. PUNH JENTLY was slaughtered by JACKHAMMER in a 1
minute uneven contest. I think death by jackhammer has to be one of the more painful
ways to go! I've sent Punh Jently a skilled masseuse, and a harpist who will
accompany the massage with soothing music.
And that, my friends, is this cycle's spyreport. I hope you've enjoyed it as
much as I have! Until next fortnight--cheerio!
Galen
THE TOWER GUARDIAN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 66 51 2 338 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 80 61 0 354 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 57 31 2 346 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880 78 65 5 305 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
DONNA 36-5966 46 18 1 299 BABES (3876) JHANS
HALO 11-6189 39 17 2 266 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 61 43 2 263 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
CLOVER 36-5959 28 26 2 254 ERRATA (5266) JHANS
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 42 25 1 246 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
KING BEAR 35-3629 69 29 3 231 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 85 110 4 229 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 38 34 1 227 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
BURST 25-3654 66 48 1 225 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
AUJARD 8-4639 38 33 0 225 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 61 82 0 224 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903) RODEKI
PERSIANA JONES 11-5427 53 37 0 221 SKASMONAUTS (4996) ARUAK CITY
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 82 68 0 219 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
ACK VERT 18-7429 98 53 1 218 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 43 19 7 218 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793 29 8 5 217 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 52 38 5 216 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
T. ZER 9-5011 45 22 3 216 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
CORKY 1-4285 38 37 2 216 LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KRAMER 47-5191 32 31 0 213 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160 99 52 2 210 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 64 51 3 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 109 74 2 208 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
SPAZ 82-6629 35 14 2 208 LUROCIANS X (5232) DWES EG
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186 44 36 0 207 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910) JHELUM
FLAT TOP 35-3533 39 13 1 207 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
LE PAIN DLG 18-8016 59 61 2 206 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130 49 48 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
CARE BEAR 48-2799 38 33 0 205 THE BEARS (677) CAER
JOBOO 1-4670 45 31 3 204 SWEORDMASTERS (4796) MORDANT
HELLACIOUS 1-7541 37 16 1 204 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
QUASAR 18-5925 63 76 0 203 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
BART WELLENS 11-4848 49 31 0 203 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148) ARUAK CITY
JACKASS 21-4526 42 55 0 201 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
NICKEL 26-4240 38 39 0 200 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 36 37 0 200 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
PRODIGAL SON 1-7937 30 5 1 199 MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732) MORDANT
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 38 28 3 198 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671) BONSUR
FAT BACK 96-1610 37 25 4 198 KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209) OLD VALAMANTIS
CHIP 60-4413 31 26 2 198 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
DONAHAR 24-3006 44 41 1 197 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
MARCIE 36-6076 24 15 1 197 BABES (3876) JHANS
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 52 55 0 196 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
PYGMY SHREW 29-3743 77 40 4 195 SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351 60 59 0 195 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351 47 30 1 195 VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980) BONSUR
-CHRISSEL 70-5208 27 12 0 195 LITHE & LOVELY (4993) SENTERN
CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051 83 86 2 194 CLAN BLACKHAND (4503) DWES EG
ELENDUR 29-2013 72 62 1 194 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
PUDDING PARADE 42-3902 54 78 0 194 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278 49 28 2 194 END OF THE LINE (4956) DWES EG
REM 74-2853 35 29 0 194 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247 20 5 1 194 SCHWETTY FOODS (4973) DWES EG
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 87 76 0 193 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 82 73 1 193 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493 58 59 3 193 MAD SCIENTISTS (4899) TALCAMA
PORK ROLL 97-1634 33 29 5 193 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172 61 61 1 192 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524 49 67 2 192 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 121 57 2 191 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
FALCON 82-11173 35 30 1 191 TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116) DWES EG
LA TOUR 18-8525 40 48 0 190 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
*WINTER* 65-3644 32 31 1 190 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453) DAL SHANG
FORK BALL 4-6244 32 11 0 190 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
WALL OF GLASS 11-5534 58 73 0 189 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
QUINTAL 18-8341 49 41 2 189 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
BLOWN AWAY 18-8636 42 34 0 189 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-BANDIT 12-3231 27 5 1 189 BLACK TIDE (3072) RIZTAB
FLABBY-O 82-30720 23 21 1 189 STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279) DWES EG
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968 40 21 1 188 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-LUDO 18-708 55 62 2 187 THUNDR + LITENING (483) TALCAMA
KAIDEN 35-3108 125 135 2 185 VIOLENT FEMS (3221) MURSKA
WIRLITZ 3-4861 28 17 1 185 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887 37 29 0 180 THE REVELATION (1582) MORDANT
OTIS 3-6501 36 27 4 180 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 34 37 0 180 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
TOE 56-3896 26 11 1 180 GET (5334) ROCANIS
EVERSTORM 69-641 94 96 2 179 KREL DOMINATION (3974) CIMMERIAC
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 49-3185 80 159 0 179 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757 65 88 0 178 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
CEER 96-1537 26 28 4 178 THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207) OLD VALAMANTIS
STRONGBOW 11-5686 48 78 0 177 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
WEYLUND 82-3660 46 53 1 177 THE BLACK ELITE (4912) DWES EG
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 34 45 2 177 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
SLEEPWALKER 74-2843 27 41 1 177 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
-SCORPION LXIX 60-2511 37 30 1 176 DEATH STUDS IV (2097) ARADI
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 26 10 0 175 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
THE NOTHING 1-3297 59 63 0 174 FANTASIA (4914) MORDANT
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 45 46 0 173 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
MENTAL 25-5075 28 21 1 171 ERRATA (3564) LYRATILAN
NEOPHYTE 82-4574 44 20 0 169 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212) DWES EG
RIFF-RAFF 3-5710 89 113 4 168 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
SHIRLEY 36-4793 34 17 0 168 BABES (3876) JHANS
PELICAN 41-3949 31 27 0 167 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
CALYX 30-4151 32 26 2 165 I GOTTA GO (4646) IAYE
DIRT BAG 65-4832 31 13 1 164 SCUM (3594) DAL SHANG
JOLEE BINDO 18-8915 33 42 1 163 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
SKYWISE 11-5687 55 74 1 162 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
GAZELLE 56-3701 46 61 0 162 REDHORSE (3727) ROCANIS
LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 27 7 2 162 INQUISITION CLONES (5399) CLIFFHOME
CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982 34 54 1 158 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
RAINSONG 11-6128 42 66 0 157 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
-ONE-TIMER 60-7169 42 13 0 155 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
NIKITA 36-6639 20 10 1 155 BABES (3876) JHANS
ASHANDAR 21-5694 18 4 0 153 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
MADONNA 60-7780 30 17 3 152 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951 43 91 0 151 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FOOT BALL 4-6305 27 4 1 146 F BALLS (5204) JHELUM
DERWEAR 63-2619 17 14 0 146 UN (5397) AMEN-TEI
NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426 26 35 1 145 NUMBERS 6 (5407) DWES EG
OZYMANDIAS 18-9068 19 19 1 143 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391) TALCAMA
-SALTY CROC 75-2662 14 3 1 143 IN COLD BLOOD (5136) JADE MOUNTAIN
TONNELLE 52-3634 24 14 2 142 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188 36 29 1 140 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
HONEY 11-6368 35 55 2 140 SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372) ARUAK CITY
EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584 25 34 1 138 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
NOTTHUR 3-4740 30 12 1 136 SORCERY COVENANT (443) OSKSI
ZIMA 1-7750 29 17 0 136 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586 31 28 2 133 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
RAJEREK 21-6045 20 3 0 130 AGE OF EMPIRE (3634) SUNSET
SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744 34 20 0 128 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
SKINWALKER 6-6043 17 5 3 126 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
-TYPHOON XXII 60-6827 34 11 1 125 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
MACS 60-7797 23 23 2 125 THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
THE SHOCKER 2-5356 28 21 1 119 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931 45 21 0 114 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
-SLINKY 25-3080 28 18 0 109 FACES OF DEATH (1092) LYRATILAN
HARSIESUS 60-6871 23 19 1 109 INQUISITION SG-1 (5385) ARADI
-SOMNAMBULANT 15-4784 30 16 0 106 DARK CREATION (5227) MALCORN
SANDMAN 74-2896 21 31 2 105 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393 15 6 1 105 MASTERS OF SAND (5460) NIANIA
-HOFFA 6-6216 24 32 0 104 THE LADY'S LIST (3421) TRANSEL
-VINN WULF 17-6755 25 28 0 103 MIDDLE WAY (4534) ALJAFIR
-CYNICA 10-5730 21 39 0 102 THE MOONDOGS (4361) KOLACT
FRANK 3-5707 72 130 1 101 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
COYOTE 60-7626 27 25 2 100 BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237 25 12 1 100 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396) KATI-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CYCLONE 60-6816 22 14 1 100 NATURAL DISASTERS (1822) ARADI
ORAN JI 16-5299 22 15 1 100 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
SLAMMER 7-2726 16 13 4 100 AMEN! (5467) BONSUR
SWAN 41-4107 19 14 2 98 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
-DARTH TIMMY 62-3781 19 7 1 98 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 26 21 1 97 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
2301 82-17798 25 34 1 97 NUMBERS 11 (5406) DWES EG
PEACH NUTT 16-5298 25 21 2 95 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
DELAWARE RUN 42-4400 20 9 4 95 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
MAD MAX 30-3874 15 10 2 93 I TRAINED THEM (3047) IAYE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LOQUE 74-3953 19 1 0 90 FACING WORLDS (5219) DAYLA KIV
FIBULARIS 82-28877 38 24 1 89 MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298) DWES EG
BELY MEDVED 1-7751 28 18 0 89 LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411) MORDANT
O PUNCHA 16-5531 24 34 0 89 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427 15 10 2 87 NO-HALF STEPPING (5445) TOBIR
SCROD BOY 38-4675 17 23 0 86 INQUISITION CLONES (5399) CLIFFHOME
PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290 19 7 0 85 D-LID-INQUISITION (5479) TARRGIR
JACKHAMMER 11-6613 18 8 6 84 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632 25 12 0 83 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
-MISSY MOSSY 12-6539 23 12 2 83 HIGH JINKS (5084) RIZTAB
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 21 3 0 82 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
-PANTHER 4-3554 25 4 0 81 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (2255) JHELUM
-EVIL WEEVIL 62-3779 17 4 3 81 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
WOLFBROTHER 11-6706 25 26 2 78 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
JUMPIN' 11-6704 21 30 2 78 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866) ARUAK CITY
-PIKE 26-4708 21 14 1 78 GOLDEN CANYON (3480) CALEAM
-TRIPLE-X 30-4452 18 5 0 78 LOVE LETTERS (5287) IAYE
STEINBACH 30-4473 35 56 0 77 THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-VALGARD 41-4274 21 13 1 77 WANDERERS (4272) KATI-TEI
SOLDIER #3 3-6683 22 13 1 76 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
-ELDACAR 29-3483 21 12 1 76 MID EARTH (1543) LAPUR
-SOURCRAB 56-3969 19 19 0 76 BAD APPLES (3969) ROCANIS
MISTY BLUE 74-2944 18 10 2 76 CORPS (3405) DAYLA KIV
SOLDIER #1 3-6646 25 13 0 73 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808 31 74 2 71 RUBY DRAGONS (5096) ARDIVENT
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583 21 16 1 71 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358 16 15 0 71 RANDOM SITH (5446) VALAMANTIS
LARRY KING 1-7893 24 14 0 69 DEATH'S DOOR (5252) MORDANT
MEABEER 56-3899 17 8 0 69 GET (5334) ROCANIS
DARTH SION 18-9233 24 27 1 67 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
N.D. GRASSE 16-4367 16 58 1 65 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603 20 16 1 64 GAMEHENDGE (5119) IAYE
SCADDIE 42-4381 20 12 1 64 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
INCISOR 9-5185 16 13 1 64 FANGS (5444) ZUKAL
JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705 21 9 1 63 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300) OSKSI
MISSION VAO 18-8891 26 50 1 62 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
HK-47 18-8584 25 55 0 61 STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206) TALCAMA
-GODGET 56-3110 15 13 1 59 RESCUE RANGERS (5288) ROCANIS
-DELON LUROST 3-6715 15 14 0 59 GAMES LIBRARY (3481) OSKSI
MAGENTA 3-5711 70 131 0 58 TRANSVESTITES (4336) OSKSI
MOSES 7-2727 19 10 0 58 AMEN! (5467) BONSUR
-BUZZSAW 29-4852 16 8 1 57 ESCAPADE (5442) LAPUR
-DROGBA 17-6908 17 4 1 56 HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487) ALJAFIR
-SHANARIAN D'ANJELI 33-5096 16 6 2 56 STORM BRINGERS (5478) NIATOLI ISLAND
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566 16 13 0 56 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 17 7 0 55 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (5461) SHADOWSPIRE
GEN. JACKSON 6-6285 15 11 1 54 THE VOLS (5429) TRANSEL
-DEELAR MARION 78-2750 15 9 0 54 SAND DANCERS (2368) LIN TIRIAN
MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270 2 3 0 54 CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155) CIMMERIAC
-LENNALGIRE 63-2704 15 8 0 53 WAYFARERS (3705) AMEN-TEI
TREESTUMP 11-6369 24 66 1 52 ELFQUEST (4928) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648 19 9 1 50 MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437) CALEAM
PUNH JENTLY 16-5485 23 34 0 49 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
LU LENNY 66-4250 17 9 1 48 F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471) TARRGIR
-BLUE-GREY 55-3370 13 3 0 42 ALL AMERICAN (3926) KHALANI
CREPES 82-4737 15 12 2 39 FOREIGN FOODS (4169) DWES EG
REDOLENT 60-5892 11 6 1 39 ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744) ARADI
-SLAYER XLVII 60-3680 26 28 1 36 DEATH STUDS VII (3551) ARADI
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778 0 8 0 33 EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953) VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
SANDMAN 74-2896 21 31 2 DARKLINGS 3457 MADONNA 74-7780 559
PUNH JENTLY 16-5485 23 34 0 PUNNY AMINALS 2245 JACKHAMMER 16-6613 559
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
2301 -- I consider it highly significant, in an obscure and probably dangerously
esoteric fashion, that you are divisible into three superficially equal parts. I see
the signs of a hidden conspiracy in this. -- N.D. Grasse
P.S. Would you believe that I'm lulling you into complacency by losing?
Sunlight Splatrz -- Oh, hard luck! I don't know whether you're a golem incompletely
converted to humanity, or a poor neutered fool, but either way it can't be easy to
fit in as such. On the whole, I'd advise you to go with the golem bit and forget
trying to appear human. There would be, I should think, a lot of satisfaction in
being a simple (or complex) prism, spreading light and color into unlikely places. --
Oran Ji
Panther -- I warned Jorja that this wasn't going to work. That even the meanest
cactus is helpless against the soulless tread of the tank. But she said I should
give it a try anyway. I just hope my insurance is up for this, or else you'll find a
lot of little chollas sprouting all around here. That's one thing I will say for my
family, we can be trashed, but it's darned hard to eliminate us completely. -- O
Puncha, the Bad Cactus
Redolent -- A crude effort, but probably the best you could do. -- Peach Nutt
Wolfbrother -- Do the wolves know there's a golem going around claiming kinship with
them? If I were a wolf, I might take this as an insult. -- Punh Jently
P.S. I believe I will recommend that the Wolves of the Isle hire my cousin's
detective agency to look into this matter.
Galen -- The tang is part of it. He'll smell of oranges for weeks afterward, that
scent is very adhesive, and while the smell of oranges is, in general, a Good Thing,
by the time they start to become...orange wine and orange vinegar and whatnot, it's a
bit overpowering. -- Oran Ji
True. You know I often send oranges, or orange juice, to people who've just
been resurrected. But never orange wine or *shudder* orange vinegar. -- Galen
Halo -- Damn. I was ahead, I had you desperate--and then you come back with that.
NICE desperation stragegy. -- Rem
Wall of Glass -- Bad style matchup--for me. You paid someone to match you up with
me, didn't you? -- Sleepwalker
Everstorm -- Remind your manager to start you on a new training regime. -- Gazelle
Eternal D.J. -- Thank you! That was a beneficial fight for both of us! -- Sandman
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
15 January 2008
Order of Lost Souls
Where there is a beginning, there is an end. Where there is a whole, there is a
part. Where there is light, there is dark. All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
Many a person has walked this land in one form or another. Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows? Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place. Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure. Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others. They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge. They are flesh and blood of one sort of another. They cast a shadow as
all things living do. Blood courses through their veins.
These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere. Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others. These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold. For not even time can find those that
are truly lost. Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games. In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other. It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been. LIFE.
A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land. The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other. They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch. The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change. No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped. Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole. A discussion ensued between them. They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing. Then
came the next thought. If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
The group settled down to think things through. They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept. They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones. If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
This was how it began and how it still is. The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began. The original members numbered six. They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch. These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them. Through blood and
death they lived through others. One day hoping to live for themselves. For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRIMSON BLUSH was devastated by LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
PRODIGAL SON was demolished by HALO in a popular 5 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
NUTCRACKER won victory over BART WELLENS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge brawl.
KRAMER overpowered *WINTER* in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JOBOO vanquished OTIS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CORKY devastated QUINTAL in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge competition.
FALCON was unbelievably bested by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
SQUIRREL NUT overpowered FORK BALL in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FIENDISH GLEE overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
T. ZER demolished DONAHAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MICKEY MANTLE devastated CHICKEN HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
CEER overpowered RAINSONG in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FOOT BALL viciously subdued EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
RAJEREK handily defeated HARSIESUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NIKITA bested TONNELLE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SLAMMER was beaten by SKINWALKER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
MAD MAX overpowered JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CYCLONE devastated SOLDIER #3 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MILES HITS THE ROAD narrowly defeated REDOLENT in a exciting 9 minute Challenge duel.
LORD EARL GREY handily defeated LARRY KING in a 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CREPES was demolished by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DONNA vanquished SQUIRREL KILLER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
KING BEAR overpowered BLOWN AWAY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRAZY FINGERS overpowered MARCIE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ELENDUR was overpowered by MR. WRINKLE-FREE in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
ROMUALD B TUNE was vanquished by ALVIN YORK in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
DEATHBRINGER handily defeated WEYLUND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURST demolished SHEPHERD MOON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CEREBRAL JANITOR overpowered PYGMY SHREW in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
CHOKING CHICKEN was devastated by CLOVER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
CRAZED GOBLIN was demolished by YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PERSIANA JONES handily defeated LA TOUR in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SNIPER BEAR handily defeated SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
AUJARD overpowered FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAISON D'ETRE subdued WIRLITZ in a action packed 1 minute competition.
ANGELIC SMURF was narrowly defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a exciting 3 minute fight.
SALENA WARSMITH was vanquished by PORK CHOP JUKEBOX in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WALL OF GLASS was handily defeated by REDDI WHIP in a 3 minute mismatched duel.
BLACK MESSIAH savagely defeated FAT BACK in a action packed 3 minute competition.
MIYAGI'S MIATA was subdued by SPOTTED PONY in a 2 minute match.
TURD BURGLAR defeated MARK OF THE BEAST in a popular 5 minute gruesome battle.
CARE BEAR savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a action packed 9 minute gory bout.
THE NOTHING was handily defeated by YELLOWJACKET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLABBY-O was beaten by NICKEL in a exciting 2 minute battle.
IN-BRED BEAR was luckily beaten by SPAZ in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
QUASAR handily defeated NEOPHYTE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ACK VERT subdued TOE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
HELLACIOUS defeated REM in a 2 minute brawl.
FLAT TOP savagely defeated JACKASS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody battle.
KAIDEN was beaten by TY DEL-WAVE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
CHIP devastated JOLEE BINDO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
AUDIE MURPHY devastated STRONGBOW in a popular 2 minute one-sided bout.
GENEVIEVE was vanquished by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CALYX was subdued by HOFFA in a popular 1 minute conflict.
EVERSTORM bested OZYMANDIAS in a popular 1 minute fight.
GAZELLE viciously subdued TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 5 minute gruesome match.
ASHANDAR was unbelievably bested by DIRT BAG in a popular 3 minute bout.
SHIRLEY defeated TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a action packed 3 minute fight.
IMAGE ENHANCER won victory over RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 1 minute match.
BLACK ARCHER savagely defeated SIR CUMFERENCE in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
NOTTHUR was devastated by LEE LEE LO LEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
AFRICAN GREY overpowered FRANKENBUTT in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
PELICAN overpowered HONEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKYWISE lost to MENTAL in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
THE SHOCKER was handily defeated by NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ETERNAL D.J. was devastated by DERWEAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SANDMAN was assassinated by MADONNA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
2301 was subdued by PAUL ATREIDES in a 2 minute conflict.
MACS vanquished FIBULARIS in a 1 minute uneven match.
ZIMA defeated COYOTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
DARTH SION was demolished by SHOWSTOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
SWAN won victory over DARTH NIKILUS in a exciting 2 minute match.
FRANK devastated SCADDIE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SOLDIER #1 was overpowered by ORAN JI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BELY MEDVED handily defeated GEN. JACKSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARTHUR BEYER was handily defeated by JUMPIN' in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PS-TURD BUNGLER overpowered INCISOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LU LENNY slimly lost to MISSION VAO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome duel.
MISTY BLUE was handily defeated by JAMES DOOLITTLE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
STEINBACH was viciously subdued by BOB LE CANADIEN in a 12 minute battle.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ overpowered TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HK-47 was handily defeated by PEACH NUTT in a popular 4 minute one-sided melee.
O PUNCHA overpowered MOSES in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MEABEER lost to SCROD BOY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
PUNH JENTLY was slaughtered by JACKHAMMER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
N.D. GRASSE was overpowered by THOMAS FOWLER in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
WOLFBROTHER savagely defeated MAGENTA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal competition.
PALANTIRIATHALASA was vanquished by DELAWARE RUN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 51 AIMED BLOW 122 - 100 - 1 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 26 LUNGING ATTACK 231 - 196 - 2 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 18 WALL OF STEEL 71 - 68 - 2 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 17 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 24 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 16 SLASHING ATTACK 78 - 78 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 81 - 86 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 40 - 2 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 26 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 6 TOTAL PARRY 74 - 97 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-LUNGE 39 - 62 - 1 39 |
Turn 559 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 11 - 5 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 26 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 10 - 8 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 8 1 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 13 - 13 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 66 51 2 338 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
STRIKING ATTACK CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 80 61 0 354 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
PARRY-LUNGE CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 57 31 2 346 THE WARLOCKS (5120)
TOTAL PARRY HALO 11-6189 39 17 2 266 NEVERWAKE (5220)
AIMED BLOW NUTCRACKER 38-4380 61 43 2 263 ALL FINESSE (4746)
SLASHING ATTACK SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 85 110 4 229 THE BLACK ZOO (4907)
WALL OF STEEL BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301 61 82 0 224 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)
PARRY-STRIKE PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943 64 51 3 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351 60 59 0 195 THE REVELATION (1582)
BASHING ATTACK QUINTAL 18-8341 49 41 2 189 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108. The most popular warrior this turn
was FALCON 82-11173. The ten other most popular fighters were REDOLENT 60-5892, PORK
ROLL 97-1634, ASHANDAR 21-5694, HALO 11-6189, PRODIGAL SON 1-7937, NUTCRACKER
38-4380, MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887, BART WELLENS 11-4848, FOOT BALL 4-6305, and
STEINBACH 30-4473.
The least popular fighter this week was PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808. The other ten
least popular fighters were MAGENTA 3-5711, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, TREESTUMP 11-6369,
INCISOR 9-5185, ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648, GEN. JACKSON 6-6285, SOLDIER #1 3-6646, DARTH
SION 18-9233, FIBULARIS 82-28877, and SANDMAN 74-2896.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 7 6 0 ZORPUNT(24) 0 1 0 VITHICAR(49) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 2 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 3 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 3 10 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 3 2 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 ARADI(60) 4 3 1
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 1 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 4 4 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 3 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 4 1 0 TARRGIR(66) 1 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 3 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 4 0 0 CIMMERIAC(69) 2 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 5 9 1 RODEKI(42) 5 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 4 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 3 9 0
WILLAF(16) 3 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 6 8 0 CAER(48) 1 0 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNIPER BEAR 1-4893 85 110 4 229 THE BLACK ZOO (4907) MORDANT
TURD BURGLAR 2-5431 36 37 0 200 INQUISITION SL5 (5305) NIANIA
ALVIN YORK 3-6156 82 68 0 219 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624) OSKSI
SPOTTED PONY 4-3975 109 74 2 208 TRIBAL COUNCIL (477) JHELUM
MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715 26 10 0 175 SPORTS GREATS (5361) KALTOS
SKINWALKER 6-6043 17 5 3 126 DARK PANTHEON (2442) TRANSEL
RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311 38 28 3 198 BATHTUB ARMADA (4671) BONSUR
AUJARD 8-4639 38 33 0 225 LA PENTARCHIE (4427) ARKERS
T. ZER 9-5011 45 22 3 216 LETTER BOMBS (4530) ZUKAL
SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744 34 20 0 128 SIR AGLIO (2079) KOLACT
HALO 11-6189 39 17 2 266 NEVERWAKE (5220) ARUAK CITY
BLACK ARCHER 12-3712 34 37 0 180 THE BLACK PHALANX (4909) RIZTAB
SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427 15 10 2 87 NO-HALF STEPPING (5445) TOBIR
ORAN JI 16-5299 22 15 1 100 PUNNY AMINALS (2245) WILLAF
CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729 80 61 0 354 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052) TALCAMA
JACKASS 21-4526 42 55 0 201 TRIAL & ERROR (4704) SUNSET
DONAHAR 24-3006 44 41 1 197 MAGIC REALM (4987) ZORPUNT
DEATHBRINGER 25-3728 38 34 1 227 MADTOWN (5125) LYRATILAN
NICKEL 26-4240 38 39 0 200 ERRATUM (4945) CALEAM
ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519 87 76 0 193 THE PENTARCHY (4604) MORYA
TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539 52 55 0 196 FORCE OF NATURE (3397) LAPUR
CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480 57 31 2 346 THE WARLOCKS (5120) IAYE
KING BEAR 35-3629 69 29 3 231 THE BEARS (2674) MURSKA
DONNA 36-5966 46 18 1 299 BABES (3876) JHANS
NUTCRACKER 38-4380 61 43 2 263 ALL FINESSE (4746) CLIFFHOME
AFRICAN GREY 41-3317 34 45 2 177 BIRDS (4735) KATI-TEI
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048 66 51 2 338 COLOR ME SUAVE (4426) RODEKI
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472 21 3 0 82 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463) VEASTIAN
FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553 52 38 5 216 CLEVER LINGO (4689) ARDIVENT
KRAMER 47-5191 32 31 0 213 SECOND BANANAS (5337) NORTH FORK
CARE BEAR 48-2799 38 33 0 205 THE BEARS (677) CAER
HOFFA 49-3185 80 159 0 179 STORIES (2835) VITHICAR
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TONNELLE 52-3634 24 14 2 142 BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423) FRATSFA
TOE 56-3896 26 11 1 180 GET (5334) ROCANIS
CHIP 60-4413 31 26 2 198 RESCUE RANGERS (4859) ARADI
YELLOWJACKET 62-3345 82 73 1 193 COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645) VALAMANTIS
DERWEAR 63-2619 17 14 0 146 UN (5397) AMEN-TEI
*WINTER* 65-3644 32 31 1 190 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453) DAL SHANG
PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290 19 7 0 85 D-LID-INQUISITION (5479) TARRGIR
GENEVIEVE 68-3561 45 46 0 173 VISIONIST INC II (2689) FIREHOLD
CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734 121 57 2 191 YO YO TRICKS (4107) CIMMERIAC
LORD EARL GREY 72-4546 26 21 1 97 FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405) DRAGONHEAD
REM 74-2853 35 29 0 194 DARKLINGS (3457) DAYLA KIV
YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563 42 25 1 246 IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
FAT BACK 96-1610 37 25 4 198 KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209) OLD VALAMANTIS
REDDI WHIP 97-1636 43 19 7 218 KILLING ME SOFTER (5211) SHADOW GROVE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 47 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) of CONSORTIUM CRAP (408)
LORD KRONOS (11-6111) of MANIACAL TUFTS (431)
NATAS (11-6531) of DO IT AGAIN (565)
TOTTI (17-5991) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407)
SIXTH SICK SHIEK (18-2940) of TONGUE TWISTERS (265)
SOLSBURY HILL (18-8558) of STREET PIZZA (106)
CAFFREY'S (21-4748) of REAL BEER (424)
LEE (30-4255) of LHI'S ANGELS (406)
PRIVATE ROOM (31-3620) of MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
OBERON (31-6133) of AUTUMN LIGHTNING (615)
PADISHAR CREEL (36-2208) of BIG LAKE BASHERS (23)
BLUE-GREY (55-3370) of ALL AMERICAN (362)
RUBBER KNIFE (57-2546) of USELESS TOOLS (345)
SVETLANA (57-4040) of MORDYKR KEEP (466)
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (68-4666) of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (447)
CATASTROPHE (71-6273) of THE BROTHERHOOD 98 (708)
BIGFACE (82-237) of RUPTURE FARMS (43)
SHORT-TEMER (82-980) of LIFESPAN (165)
FOGGED IN (82-1298) of TEMPE '99 (225)
SINISTER (82-3298) of EVIL (450)
I-10 (82-5256) of TRIP TO TEMPE (711)
CAL RIPPER JR (82-6799) of ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
TINY ARCHIBALD (82-8174) of THE POINT GUARDS (1183)
LARG JOHN (82-8616) of THE MUSIC MAN (1256)
0002 (82-13973) of JAN 2002 (2073)
DEIRDRE (82-15176) of TOADS OF AMBER 2 (2276)
OOPSIDIDITAGAIN (82-15292) of LUROCIANS XVII (2294)
TV EATS MY LIFE (82-17438) of RESCUE ME (2667)
FLUFFY BUNNY (82-18105) of OFFENDED SANDY (2774)
COLLEEN (82-18383) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 (2828)
ICHIRO TRICKLE (82-19442) of NASCAR NINJAS II (3009)
STURM PYRE (82-19644) of DARK TOADS 03A (3046)
BOTTACELLI (82-22958) of HER ALTEREGO (3659)
UNHOLY GERBIL (82-24046) of CROSS BREED! (3837)
HANA (82-24461) of 4-LETTER GIRLS (3901)
TEEVELLA (82-24954) of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (3983)
1001 (82-25095) of DUMB PUDS (4011)
OPEN UP, POLICE (82-25801) of DONT ANSWER THAT (4148)
CRACKED AND LEAKING (82-28597) of STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657)
VAMPIRE (82-29366) of DARK TOADS 04V (4791)
WYVERN (82-29373) of DARK TOADS 04W (4792)
MEGALODON (82-32285) of DEVILS OF THE DEEP (5329)
CONCRETE (82-33162) of LUROCIANS III (5473)
DESSERT (82-34664) of SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 (5709)
TURNIP TORNEDO (82-35257) of GARDEN OF EVIL II (5807)
XRIS (82-36974) of WOW (6113)
FREAKSHOW (82-38749) of 072905O (6445)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes