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Date   : 01/29/2008    Duedate: 02/11/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-560

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-THE POINT GU 82/5490    8    4  0 66.7      NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822             
  2-DEATH INCARN 17/5468  124   74  1 62.6      ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
    DEVILS OF THE DEEP 82/5509                  I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                
    GARDEN OF EVIL II 82/5512                16 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  279  232  4 54.6
  3-ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453    8    5  0 61.5   17 DARK TOADS 0 82/5508   12   10  1 54.5
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                    DARK TOADS 04V 82/5507                
  4-TRIP TO TEMP 82/5488  789  497 11 61.4      DARK TOADS 03A 82/5499                
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3080 1966 59 61.0   18 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    911  770 12 54.2
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                         THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    THE BEARS 35/2674                           THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
    BABES 36/3876                               THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    CORPS 74/3405                            19-FACING WORLD 74/5219  927  811 10 53.3
    F BALLS 4/5204                              SCHWETTY FOODS 82/4973                
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        DEATH STUDS IV 60/2097                
    THE BEARS 48/677                            DEATH STUDS VII 60/3551               
  6-CROSS BREED! 82/5501 1720 1219 20 58.5      EVIL DEATH DUDES 62/4953              
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                 20-JAN 2002 82/5492      162  147  3 52.4
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
  7-EASTERN HORD 56/5469  124   89  2 58.2   21 RESCUE ME 82/5495     158  146  2 52.0
  8-ORIOLE MADNE 82/5489  387  281  6 57.9      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
  9-BLOOD 4 THE  68/5483   90   66  2 57.7      KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
 10 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    58   43  2 57.4      STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    LUROCIANS III 82/5510                       KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                  
    TOADS OF AMBER 2 82/5493                    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
 11-WOW 82/5513           253  191  3 57.0      TEMPE '99 82/5486                     
 12 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    1983 1586 24 55.6      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                    22 SIR AGLIO 10/2079    1167 1081 10 51.9
    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                    23 MADTOWN 25/5125        29   27  0 51.8
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        RANDOM SITH 62/5446                   
    THUNDR + LITENING 18/483                 24-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  782  757 10 50.8
    CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155                    SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 82/5511          
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                      SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 82/5497          
 13 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   320  258  3 55.4   25-USELESS TOOL 57/5482  183  181  1 50.3
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/5480               
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                  26-SEA DOGS 21/5474        4    4  0 50.0
    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                        DUNGEON CELL 24 82/5477               
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                   27 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  493  505  4 49.4
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                        BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                   28 BLACK TIDE 12/3072     20   21  0 48.8
 14 PIMPS 9/4318          275  224  2 55.1      FACES OF DEATH 25/1092                
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                29 EVIL 82/5487         1416 1516 15 48.3
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                      END OF THE LINE 82/4956               
    D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479                   THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                  
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                   
    LHI'S ANGELS 30/5481                        UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910               
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                  
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       KREL DOMINATION 69/3974               
    INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399                  MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                
 15-FOREIGN FOOD 82/4169 1002  824 12 54.9      FANTASIA 1/4914                       

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                   RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   34 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  732  882  8 45.4
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                  35 DRAGONBANE G 81/5516   23   29  0 44.2
    LIFESPAN 82/5485                         36-072905O 82/5514        19   24  0 44.2
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                        DUMB PUDS 82/5504                     
 30 FANGS 9/5444         1152 1233 10 48.3      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                     37 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    72   94  0 43.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396                38 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   32   43  0 42.7
    OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624                 39-OFFENDED SAN 82/5496   40   54  1 42.6
    SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361              40 REDHORSE 56/3727      335  453  1 42.5
    FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300                   DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    NUMBERS 11 82/5406                       41 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   36   51  0 41.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                42-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5503   59   86  1 40.7
    I GOTTA GO 30/4646                       43 DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    23   34  0 40.4
    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437                44 AMEN! 7/5467            2    3  1 40.0
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                        45-THE VOLS 6/5429         2    3  0 40.0
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                   NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                 46-TANKS FOR NOT 4/2255   10   16  0 38.5
 31 MID EARTH 29/1543     213  232  3 47.9   47-THE BROTHERH 82/5476   41   75  0 35.3
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                   48 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  661 1253  6 34.5
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                   49 STORIES 49/2835       931 1857 17 33.4
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
 32 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1427 1558 21 47.8      BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  156  311  0 33.4
 33-UN 63/5397            378  441  5 46.2   51 ELFQUEST 11/4928      279  559  3 33.3
    ERRATA 36/5266                              SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    GET 56/5334                                 STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ERRATA 25/3564                              RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    52 AVERAGE GUYS 56/4552    1    2  0 33.3
    BIRDS 41/4735                            53-THE DARK GOD 18/5473    1    2  0 33.3

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Warriors of Talahya!

     What a pleasure it is to...write a report that you all will read.  I wish I WERE
seeing you all.  I'm a sociable person.  Drop by my office, why don't you, and we'll
chat.
     Lee Lee Lo Lee was most challenged.  NIKITA (36-6639) (20-10-1,155) of BABES
challenged LEE LEE LO LEE (38-4653) (27-7-2,162) of INQUISITION CLONES.  NIKITA was
defeated by LEE LEE LO LEE in an exciting 1 minute Challenge match.  Brave challenge,
Nikita -- and well done, LLLL.
     I'm sorry to report that three warriors were slain this cycle:
     * FRANKENBUTT (42-4188) (36-29-1,140) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OZYMANDIAS (18-
9068) (19-19-1,143) of PENTARCHIE-18.  FRANKENBUTT was assassinated by OZYMANDIAS in
a 1 minute mismatched brawl.  I've sent the deceased a big pot of macaroni and cheese
and a tub of fried chicken because it's comfort food and... for Franken, is it not
also training food?
     * THOMAS FOWLER (43-4472) (21-3-0,82) of MEDAL OF HONOR 27 fought SCROD BOY (38-
4675) (17-23-0,86) of INQUISITION CLONES.  THOMAS FOWLER was butchered by SCROD BOY
in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Poor Mr. Fowler; I'm afraid everyone expected him to
do well in that fight, having such a good record compared to Scrod Boy.  Alas.  I've
sent Mr. Fowler a basket of oranges, and for Scrod Boy, a silver piece to give in
thanks to Perdina, goddess of lost causes.
     * THE NOTHING (1-3297) (59-63-0,174) of FANTASIA fought MACS (60-7797) (23-23-
2,125) of THINGS ILL NEVER GET.  THE NOTHING assassinated MACS in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Poor Macs!  It was an EXTREMELY unfortunate matchup for him.  I thought
of sending Macs a Big Mac, but it seemed too much like cannibalism so... I've sent
him a bucket of steamed broccoli and brussels sprouts.  It's a little-known secret
that these vegetables, steamed, are the best known remedy for resurrection hangover.
You would think they'd just make you wish you were dead.  But instead the awaken the
brain and rejuvenate the attitude.  Go figure, eh?
     As expected, no one avoided anyone.  There is no point, I think, in repeating
the advantages of avoiding.
     There was but one Tournament Victor challenge in our arena today.  SPAZ (82-
6629) (35-14-2,208) of LUROCIANS X TV challenged JOBOO (1-4670) (45-31-3,204) of
SWEORDMASTERS.  SPAZ was devastated by JOBOO in an action packed 1 minute mismatched
Challenge fight.  This was a very gutsy challenge.  One hopes Spaz learned a great
many skills!
     I like Kramer, don't you?  The essential individualist.  KRAMER (47-5191) (32-
31-0,213) of SECOND BANANAS challenged AUJARD (8-4639) (38-33-0,225) of LA
PENTARCHIE.  KRAMER handily defeated AUJARD in an action packed 4 minute one-sided
Challenge match.
     Title Holders
     Since Limpy Two-Screws neither challenged nor offered us a column, it is
difficult to get excited about this fight, but... KING BEAR (35-3629) (69-29-3,231)
of THE BEARS challenged LIMPY TWO-SCREWS (42-4048) (66-51-2,338) of COLOR ME SUAVE.
KING BEAR bested LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
Welcome, King Bear!  All hail our new Tower Guardian!
     Kaiden is still our Overall Popularity Leader.  BART WELLENS (11-4848) (49-31-
0,203) of INQUISITION GC 03 fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (125-135-2,185) of VIOLENT FEMS.
BART WELLENS handily defeated KAIDEN in an exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
Ouch.
     Miyagi's Miata is this week's favorite.  WALL OF GLASS (11-5534) (58-73-0,189)
of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought MIYAGI'S MIATA (42-4130) (49-48-0,205) of COLOR ME
SUAVE.  WALL OF GLASS luckily beat MIYAGI'S MIATA in an action packed 4 minute gory
duel.  Well fought against a much more experienced opponent!
     Our least popular warrior was... Magenta.  It's the defensive-warrior issue.
MAGENTA (3-5711) (70-131-0,58) of TRANSVESTITES fought MISSION VAO (18-8891) (26-50-
1,62) of STAR WARS: KOTOR.  MAGENTA outlasted MISSION VAO in a dull 11 minute battle.
But that was only our second longest fight.
     Our longest fight:  HK-47 (18-8584) (25-55-0,61) of STAR WARS: KOTOR fought BOB
LE CANADIEN (52-3632) (25-12-0,83) of BLOOD AND GUTS!.  HK-47 was narrowly defeated
by BOB LE CANADIEN in a slow 16 minute bout.  This of course was not like the
scumfests of old, but for an accidental meeting of defensives, it was quite
entertaining to see these warriors circle warily and conserve their energy.
     And I am out of things to say -- in this report at least.  I do have to maintain
some level of professionalism.  Come on by my office and I'll dish out the gossip.

With a friendly wave,
Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           70  29  3  245  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    81  61  0  358  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
-DONNA 36-5966               46  18  1  299  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          62  43  2  286  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  43  25  1  257  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
-CLOVER 36-5959              28  26  2  254  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        39  34  1  253  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       62  82  0  232  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           83  68  0  230  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 T. ZER 9-5011               46  22  3  230  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 KRAMER 47-5191              33  31  0  229  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 JOBOO 1-4670                46  31  3  228  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ACK VERT 18-7429            99  53  1  227  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-BURST 25-3654               66  48  1  225  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         53  55  0  222  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        100  52  2  219  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         29   8  5  217  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         78  40  4  216  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
-FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       52  38  5  216  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            40  13  1  216  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
-CORKY 1-4285                38  37  2  216  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 LA TOUR 18-8525             41  48  0  215  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       59  59  3  214  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   45  36  0  214  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        50  31  0  212  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  41  1  210  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           34  29  5  210  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         31   5  1  208  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 QUASAR 18-5925              64  76  0  207  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    66  52  2  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      66  88  0  205  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            38  25  4  205  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           38  33  0  205  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       59  73  0  204  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        48  30  1  204  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           37  16  1  204  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    122  57  2  202  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      53  38  0  202  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         36  38  0  202  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
-JACKASS 21-4526             42  55  0  201  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
-NICKEL 26-4240              38  39  0  200  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        109  75  2  199  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          60  63  1  199  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          85 111  4  198  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       83  87  2  198  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      54  79  0  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        38  28  3  198  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
-CHIP 60-4413                31  26  2  198  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    78  66  5  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     49  68  2  197  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-MARCIE 36-6076              24  15  1  197  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 ELENDUR 29-2013             72  63  1  196  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        60  60  0  196  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 WEYLUND 82-3660             47  53  1  196  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      88  76  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   64  52  3  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         59  62  2  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       57  32  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          42  35  0  195  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     41  21  1  195  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           46  46  0  194  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 AUJARD 8-4639               38  34  0  194  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 SPAZ 82-6629                35  15  2  194  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 CEER 96-1537                27  28  4  194  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
-SCHWETTY OLIVES 82-14247    20   5  1  194  SCHWETTY FOODS (4973)      DWES EG
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          43  20  7  193  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FALCON 82-11173             35  31  1  193  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           23  22  1  193  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 QUINTAL 18-8341             50  41  2  192  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      49  49  0  192  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-*WINTER* 65-3644            32  31  1  190  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
-FORK BALL 4-6244            32  11  0  190  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 HALO 11-6189                39  18  2  189  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 49-3185               81 159  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
-LUDO 18-708                 55  62  2  187  THUNDR + LITENING (483)    TALCAMA
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              28  18  1  187  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 REM 74-2853                 35  30  0  186  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KAIDEN 35-3108             125 136  2  184  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     49  29  2  182  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        35  37  0  182  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 EVERSTORM 69-641            95  96  2  181  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        82  74  1  180  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 BANDIT 12-3231              27   6  1  180  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
-TOE 56-3896                 26  11  1  180  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          20  19  2  180  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           48  79  0  178  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            90 113  4  177  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        34  45  2  177  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-SCORPION LXIX 60-2511       37  30  1  176  DEATH STUDS IV (2097)      ARADI
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         27  42  1  175  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        26  10  0  175  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 GAZELLE 56-3701             47  61  0  173  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             31  17  3  173  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              31  12  1  173  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         61  62  1  172  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            45  20  0  171  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      28   7  2  171  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
-MENTAL 25-5075              28  21  1  171  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 OTIS 3-6501                 36  28  4  169  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SHIRLEY 36-4793             34  17  0  168  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-PELICAN 41-3949             31  27  0  167  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 RAINSONG 11-6128            42  67  0  165  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         33  43  1  165  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            31  13  1  164  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 CALYX 30-4151               32  27  2  158  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
 NIKITA 36-6639              20  11  1  157  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         34  55  1  156  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
-ONE-TIMER 60-7169           42  13  0  155  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 SKYWISE 11-5687             55  75  1  154  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    37  30  0  153  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            18   4  0  153  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DERWEAR 63-2619             17  14  0  146  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    26  36  1  144  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 TONNELLE 52-3634            25  14  2  144  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  32  28  2  143  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          29  21  1  143  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 FOOT BALL 4-6305            27   5  1  142  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         46  21  0  139  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 ZIMA 1-7750                 30  17  0  138  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 RAJEREK 21-6045             21   3  0  138  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           18   5  3  134  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   43  92  0  133  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HONEY 11-6368               35  56  2  133  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         36  30  1  131  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MACS 60-7797                23  24  2  127  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  21  0  124  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   25  35  1  122  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 SLINKY 25-3080              28  19  0  117  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        15   7  1  117  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
-ROLAND 32-4319              32  18  0  114  RILL'S GCSC2 (5282)        ARVAT
 SANDMAN 74-2896             21  32  2  112  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           23  20  1  109  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
-SOMNAMBULANT 15-4784        30  16  0  106  DARK CREATION (5227)       MALCORN
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          26  21  2  105  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 2301 82-17798               26  34  1  104  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
-HOFFA 6-6216                24  32  0  104  THE LADY'S LIST (3421)     TRANSEL

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FRANK 3-5707                72 131  1  103  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 COYOTE 60-7626              28  25  2  102  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          39  24  1  100  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
-JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     25  12  1  100  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             22  30  2  100  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
-CYCLONE 60-6816             22  14  1  100  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
 ORAN JI 16-5299             22  16  1  100  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SCROD BOY 38-4675           18  23  1  100  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
-SWAN 41-4107                19  14  2   98  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-DARTH TIMMY 62-3781         19   7  1   98  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
-LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      26  21  1   97  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 SLAMMER 7-2726              16  14  4   94  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-MAD MAX 30-3874             15  10  2   93  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LOQUE 74-3953               19   1  0   90  FACING WORLDS (5219)       DAYLA KIV
 LARRY KING 1-7893           25  14  0   89  DEATH'S DOOR (5252)        MORDANT
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           26  13  0   87  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         15  10  2   87  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      21  16  1   86  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        20  10  4   86  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     26  12  0   85  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-FORANDIN 41-4272            24  13  0   85  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
-DIRK DARKBLADE 11-6528      21  20  2   85  IMMORTALS (479)            ARUAK CITY
 MOSES 7-2727                20  10  0   85  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-MISSY MOSSY 12-6539         23  12  2   83  HIGH JINKS (5084)          RIZTAB
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   32  74  2   82  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 DARTH SION 18-9233          25  27  1   82  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-PANTHER 4-3554              25   4  0   81  TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (2255)   JHELUM
-EVIL WEEVIL 62-3779         17   4  3   81  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     19   8  0   78  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
 LU LENNY 66-4250            18   9  1   77  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         22   9  1   76  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-ELDACAR 29-3483             21  12  1   76  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
-MISTY BLUE 74-2944          18  10  2   76  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358       17  15  0   76  RANDOM SITH (5446)         VALAMANTIS
-JERI LOUGH 5-4840           14  32  0   74  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          28  19  0   73  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       21   4  0   73  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270   3   3  0   73  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
-OAKLAND FU 18-9424          19  14  1   72  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
-MEABEER 56-3899             17   8  0   69  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         25  27  2   68  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    21  17  1   68  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            24  35  0   66  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  59  1   65  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 HK-47 18-8584               25  56  0   63  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          18   9  6   63  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 MAGENTA 3-5711              71 131  0   62  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           22  14  1   61  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BIGFACE 82-237               6   4  0   61  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
-SPARKLE FARKLE 29-4853      17   8  1   60  ESCAPADE (5442)            LAPUR
-BUZZSAW 29-4852             16   8  1   57  ESCAPADE (5442)            LAPUR
-DROGBA 17-6908              17   4  1   56  HEROESANDFOUNDONES (4487)  ALJAFIR
-SHANARIAN D'ANJELI 33-5096  16   6  2   56  STORM BRINGERS (5478)      NIATOLI ISLAND
 INCISOR 9-5185              16  14  1   56  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL
-VIPER LXXI 60-7566          16  13  0   56  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
 WYVERN 82-29373             12   5  0   56  DARK TOADS 04W (5508)      DWES EG
-GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         15  11  1   54  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
-DEELAR MARION 78-2750       15   9  0   54  SAND DANCERS (2368)        LIN TIRIAN
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         18   8  1   53  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DRAG QUEEN 56-2333          17  10  1   53  AVERAGE GUYS (4552)        ROCANIS
-KILLIAN TEN VIR 65-6926     16   5  0   53  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         26  51  1   52  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        20   9  1   52  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 SCADDIE 42-4381             20  13  1   49  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         23  35  0   46  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 STEINBACH 30-4473           35  57  0   42  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
-CREPES 82-4737              15  12  2   39  FOREIGN FOODS (4169)       DWES EG
-REDOLENT 60-5892            11   6  1   39  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           24  67  1   37  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SLAYER XLVII 60-3680        26  28  1   36  DEATH STUDS VII (3551)     ARADI
-SUDDEN DEATH 62-3778         0   8  0   33  EVIL DEATH DUDES (4953)    VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
FRANKENBUTT 42-4188       36  30  1 COLOR ME SUAVE 4426    OZYMANDIAS 42-9068        560
THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472     21   4  0 MEDAL OF HONOR 27 5463 SCROD BOY 43-4675         560
MACS 60-7797              23  24  2 THINGS ILL NEVER  5435 THE NOTHING 60-3297       560

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Soldier #1 -- Now, that surprises me.  You guys have a reputation for winning fights
due to a canny manager, which the gods know I don't have, and we were well-matched in
visible experience.  Hmm.  Must be the phase of the moon?  Or maybe the wind, yes,
it's probably the wind.  And I suppose you'll be back to show me what you can do when
you're paying attention.  That should be good for some skills, so come away. -- Oran
Ji
P.S.  I'll even buy you a drink.

Hk-47 -- What kind of name is that?  You golems are weird, you know that?  You all,
or mostly, I do have some golem teammates and wouldn't want them to feel I was
contemptuous, especially Moonjumper, but the neuter-golem types like you give me a
creeping shiver.  It seems so blind, too.  I mean, here on the one hand you have
managers training up gladiators to do a job in the Chaos Wars To Come, and here on
the other hand you have managers designing and training golems to do the same job.
Duplication of effort.  Bad planning.  I say let the golems do the fighting in the
Wars and us people will take care of support functions, such as breeding up more
people to take care of support functions in the next generation. -- Peach Nutt,
varnishing philosophic

Moses -- With a lucky identity number like yours: 7-2727, I would have expected you
to win.  Or at least learn some skills.  You must've really annoyed somebody in the
gladiatorial pantheon. -- O Puncha

Jackhammer?  Ouch!  I've been attacked by a pneumatic hammer and chisel, and it
HURTS. -- Punh Jently
P.S.  That was a low comment, after you killed me to say that you "thought I'd been
humbled enough."  Insult to injury, if you ask me.
P.P.S.  But you did manage to whack out my appendix while you were at it, so I
suppose that's a plus.  I would have had to PAY a doctor to do it, although I don't
THINK a doctor would have killed me at the same time.  Oh, well.

Thomas Fowler -- Ah.  Subtlety.  One doesn't expect that from a dwarf.  And I, for
one, don't handle it well.  Such is the life of a gladiator. -- N.D. Grasse

Galen -- Thanks for the masseuse, but not the harpist.  Elevator harp music is not
something I want to wake up to. -- Punh Jently
P.S.  It made me wonder if I *had* woken up, if you know what I mean.

     P.J. -- Sorry about that.  If it happens again, I'll send a fiddler. -- Galen

Sniper Bear -- My manager says I should be happy to have my ribs hacked at as long as
I learn so many skills while it's happening.  I tend to disagree.  But at least I
learned more than you did! -- Sleepwalker

Hellacious -- Damn!  I almost had you!  You can take a lot of punishment, you can. --
Rem

Tatiana Seasprite -- Good fight!  Allow me to buy you a drink for consolation. --
Gazelle (not a golem, believe me!)

Madonna -- They tell me I called out the name of my childhood dog as I died.  That
was a GOOD dog.  Damn, I miss him!  I wish you hadn't reminded me. -- Sandman

     Galen -- Ah, you think it is so easy to slip by unregarded?  I am allowing you
     to become complacent. -- Perdina

     Ah...Perdina -- *gulp*  No, really, I didn't mean to take your name in vain.
     I'm sorry your sister was turned into an undead thing and then shoved into a
     furnace.  At least she is at rest now.  Is there anything I can do for you? --
     Galen

15 January 2008
                                 Order of Lost Souls

     Where there is a beginning, there is an end.  Where there is a whole, there is a
part.  Where there is light, there is dark.  All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
     Many a person has walked this land in one form or another.  Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows?  Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place.  Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
     Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure.  Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others.  They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge.  They are flesh and blood of one sort of another.  They cast a shadow as
all things living do.  Blood courses through their veins.
     These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere.  Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others.  These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold.  For not even time can find those that
are truly lost.  Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games.  In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other.  It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been.  LIFE.
     A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land.  The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
     A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other.  They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch.  The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change.  No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped.  Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole.  A discussion ensued between them.  They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing.  Then
came the next thought.  If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
     The group settled down to think things through.  They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept.  They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones.  If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
     This was how it began and how it still is.  The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began.  The original members numbered six.  They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch.  These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them.  Through blood and
death they lived through others.  One day hoping to live for themselves.  For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....

28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS:  Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept:  An ALL-BASHER
arena.  The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher.  That's it.  RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there.  If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me:  chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.

Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAZ was devastated by JOBOO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KRAMER handily defeated AUJARD in a action packed 4 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KING BEAR bested LIMPY TWO-SCREWS in a popular 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
T. ZER subdued PERSIANA JONES in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
NUTCRACKER vanquished CRAZY FINGERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TY DEL-WAVE overpowered HALO in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FALCON slimly lost to CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
CRIMSON BLUSH savagely defeated ANGELIC SMURF in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PRODIGAL SON defeated TURD BURGLAR in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge match.
NIKITA was defeated by LEE LEE LO LEE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
CEER devastated OTIS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
FOOT BALL was demolished by MADONNA in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAJEREK handily defeated HARSIESUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
SLINKY was overpowered by BLACK ARCHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
JACKHAMMER was bested by LU LENNY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
DEATHBRINGER beat SPOTTED PONY in a exciting 3 minute match.
BLACK MESSIAH beat WIRLITZ in a popular 2 minute match.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE was handily defeated by PYGMY SHREW in a 1 minute competition.
ALVIN YORK defeated ELENDUR in a exciting 2 minute duel.
CEREBRAL JANITOR beat FLABBY-O in a action packed 1 minute fray.
ACK VERT handily defeated PUDDING PARADE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SNIPER BEAR was narrowly defeated by FAT BACK in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE overpowered LE PAIN DLG in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
REDDI WHIP was savagely defeated by LA TOUR in a exciting 4 minute gruesome melee.
BART WELLENS handily defeated KAIDEN in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
SALENA WARSMITH was vanquished by CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WALL OF GLASS luckily beat MIYAGI'S MIATA in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
FLAT TOP beat BLOWN AWAY in a popular 2 minute match.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was defeated by PORK ROLL in a exciting 2 minute bout.
YELLOWJACKET was beaten by WEYLUND in a exciting 1 minute fray.
BANDIT was devastated by SHEPHERD MOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
IN-BRED BEAR was demolished by GENEVIEVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAZED GOBLIN was overpowered by AUDIE MURPHY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
ROMUALD B TUNE narrowly defeated RAINSONG in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
QUASAR vanquished JOLEE BINDO in a action packed 2 minute gory one-sided bout.
DONAHAR handily defeated REM in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
QUINTAL beat STRONGBOW in a exciting 1 minute fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES vanquished SLEEPWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SQUIRREL KILLER was subdued by IMAGE ENHANCER in a action packed 2 minute conflict.
EVERSTORM handily defeated NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NEOPHYTE overpowered PAUL ATREIDES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
RIFF-RAFF demolished SKYWISE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
THE NOTHING assassinated MACS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CALYX was beaten by GAZELLE in a 2 minute fray.
MARK OF THE BEAST was overpowered by NOTTHUR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HOFFA demolished CHICKEN HAWK in a exciting 4 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
TATIANA SEASPRITE was defeated by THE SHOCKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
ETERNAL D.J. handily defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
SKINWALKER devastated ORAN JI in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
SIR CUMFERENCE was viciously subdued by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 5 minute brawl.
TALKIN' CAMEL WALK won victory over HONEY in a popular 1 minute struggle.
FRANKENBUTT was assassinated by OZYMANDIAS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TONNELLE bested SANDMAN in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ZIMA overpowered FRANK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
2301 handily defeated SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
COYOTE overpowered N.D. GRASSE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PEACH NUTT bested SLAMMER in a 2 minute match.
DELAWARE RUN was vanquished by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MILES HITS THE ROAD overpowered SCADDIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DARTH SION vanquished DRUNK DENNIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAGENTA outlasted MISSION VAO in a dull 11 minute battle.
ARTHUR BEYER overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BIGFACE demolished STEINBACH in a exciting 5 minute brutal mismatched duel.
HK-47 was narrowly defeated by BOB LE CANADIEN in a slow 16 minute bout.
O PUNCHA was overpowered by MOSES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched fight.
PS-TURD BUNGLER was bested by LARRY KING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
PUNH JENTLY was demolished by DARTH NIKILUS in a 1 minute uneven match.
WYVERN devastated TREESTUMP in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WOLFBROTHER was overpowered by SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JUMPIN' demolished BELY MEDVED in a exciting 1 minute uneven conflict.
DRAG QUEEN was vanquished by JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PALANTIRIATHALASA handily defeated INCISOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
SOLDIER #3 was handily defeated by SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THOMAS FOWLER was butchered by SCROD BOY in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         AIMED BLOW       127 -  98 -  2      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      23         LUNGING ATTACK   227 - 196 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         WALL OF STEEL     68 -  69 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 15         SLASHING ATTACK   76 -  79 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         STRIKING ATTACK   79 -  83 -  2      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  40 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  27 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  27 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  97 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       39 -  61 -  1      39  |

Turn 560 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        15 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        8 - 10         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 16     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  9         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING BEAR 35-3629          70  29  3  245 THE BEARS (2674)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   81  61  0  358 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
AIMED BLOW       NUTCRACKER 38-4380         62  43  2  286 ALL FINESSE (4746)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301      62  82  0  232 CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          83  68  0  230 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOBOO 1-4670               46  31  3  228 SWEORDMASTERS (4796)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            45  41  1  210 MAGIC REALM (4987)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757     66  88  0  205 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
TOTAL PARRY      WALL OF GLASS 11-5534      59  73  0  204 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            50  41  2  192 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130.  The ten other most popular fighters were LA TOUR 
18-8525, FALCON 82-11173, KRAMER 47-5191, TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539, PRODIGAL SON 1-7937, 
QUASAR 18-5925, BIGFACE 82-237, DEATHBRINGER 25-3728, THE SHOCKER 2-5356, and PS-TURD 
BUNGLER 66-4290.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGENTA 3-5711.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632, HK-47 18-8584, MISSION VAO 18-8891, INCISOR 
9-5185, DRAG QUEEN 56-2333, BELY MEDVED 1-7751, WOLFBROTHER 11-6706, TREESTUMP 
11-6369, PUNH JENTLY 16-5485, and DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  5 1  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             9  5 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  3 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  1 0  LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  IAYE(30)             2  5 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        3  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       3 11 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  0 1  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  8 0  DWES EG(82)          7  6 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          9  5 1  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOBOO 1-4670                46  31  3  228  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         36  38  0  202  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           83  68  0  230  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   45  36  0  214  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           18   5  3  134  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        48  30  1  204  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               38  34  0  194  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               46  22  3  230  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  21  0  124  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        50  31  0  212  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        35  37  0  182  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          26  21  2  105  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    81  61  0  358  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             21   3  0  138  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  41  1  210  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        39  34  1  253  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        20   9  1   52  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      88  76  0  195  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         53  55  0  222  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       57  32  2  195  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KING BEAR 35-3629           70  29  3  245  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 NIKITA 36-6639              20  11  1  157  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          62  43  2  286  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       62  82  0  232  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       21   4  0   73  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   32  74  2   82  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              33  31  0  229  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               81 159  0  187  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TONNELLE 52-3634            25  14  2  144  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 GAZELLE 56-3701             47  61  0  173  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             31  17  3  173  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        82  74  1  180  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     19   8  0   78  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           46  46  0  194  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    122  57  2  202  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 35  30  0  186  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  43  25  1  257  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            38  25  4  205  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           34  29  5  210  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE