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Date   : 02/12/2008    Duedate: 02/25/2008

TALAHYA

DM-100    TURN-561

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1-THE POINT GU 82/5490    8    4  0 66.7      ELOQUENT KNIGHTS 60/4744              
  2-GARDEN OF EV 82/5512  124   74  1 62.6      NATURAL DISASTERS 60/1822             
    DEVILS OF THE DEEP 82/5509                  SURPRISE! 63/4736                     
  3-ANCIENT KNIG 65/5453    8    5  0 61.5      DIS-TEAM 63/3521                      
    FEARSOME LEGENDS 72/5405                    OUT OF THE HILLS 18/2808              
  4-TRIP TO TEMP 82/5488  789  497 11 61.4      FOREIGN FOODS 82/4169                 
  5 SCUM 65/3594         3083 1968 59 61.0      CARE PACKAGE 56/4442                  
    LETTER BOMBS 9/4530                      15 F-CDC DARC-C 66/5471  279  233  4 54.5
    THE BEARS 35/2674                        16-DARK TOADS 0 82/5508   12   10  1 54.5
    BABES 36/3876                               DARK TOADS 03A 82/5499                
    CORPS 74/3405                               DARK TOADS 04V 82/5507                
    F BALLS 4/5204                           17 GAMEHENDGE 30/5119    914  775 12 54.1
    SPORTS GREATS 5/5361                        THE WARLOCKS 30/5120                  
    THE BEARS 48/677                            THE REVELATION 1/1582                 
  6-CROSS BREED! 82/5501 1720 1219 20 58.5      THE A'S -- LOSERS II 30/5237          
    DONT ANSWER THAT 82/5505                 18-JAN 2002 82/5492      162  147  3 52.4
    THE MUSIC MAN 82/5491                       DIRTY DEEDS 97/5143                   
  7-ORIOLE MADNE 82/5489  387  281  6 57.9   19 BARHOPPERS 25/4686     22   20  0 52.4
  8 LUROCIANS X 82/5232    59   43  2 57.8   20 TEMPE '99 82/5486     164  151  2 52.1
    NASCAR NINJAS II 82/5498                    4-LETTER GIRLS 82/5502                
    TOADS OF AMBER 2 82/5493                    HER ALTEREGO 82/5500                  
    LUROCIANS XVII 82/5494                      STREET PIZZAD XXI 82/5506             
    LUROCIANS III 82/5510                       THINGS ILL NEVER GET 60/5435          
  9-BLOOD 4 THE  68/5483   90   66  2 57.7      IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! 82/5251          
 10-WOW 82/5513           253  191  3 57.0      KILLING ME SOFTER 97/5211             
 11 NEVERWAKE 11/5220    1988 1589 24 55.6      STREET PIZZA 18/786                   
    AGE OF EMPIRE 21/3634                       KILLING ME SOFTLY 96/5209             
    RUPTURE FARMS 82/5484                       STREET PIZZAD XXII 82/5279            
    DARK PANTHEON 6/2442                        RESCUE ME 82/5495                     
    CRUMBLING LEAGUE 69/5155                 21 SIR AGLIO 10/2079    1167 1082 10 51.9
    TWELFTH CIRCLE 82/5116                   22-SUPERIOR FOR 29/3571  782  757 10 50.8
 12 ALL FINESSE 38/4746   324  261  3 55.4      SUPERIOR FORCES 1305 82/5497          
    THE BLOODGUARD 2 96/5207                    SUPERIOR FORCES 1505 82/5511          
    VENGEANCE SEEKERS 7/4980                 23-USELESS TOOL 57/5482  183  181  1 50.3
    MANNEQUIN'S BEST 1/4732                     CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/5480               
    CLEVER LINGO 46/4689                     24 MADTOWN 25/5125        29   29  0 50.0
    LAB EXPERIMENTS 1/4797                      RANDOM SITH 62/5446                   
    SWEORDMASTERS 1/4796                     25-SEA DOGS 21/5474        4    4  0 50.0
    BATHTUB ARMADA 7/4671                       DUNGEON CELL 24 82/5477               
    SECOND BANANAS 47/5337                   26 LA PENTARCHIE 8/4427  501  507  4 49.7
 13 PIMPS 9/4318          280  226  2 55.3      PENTARCHIE-18 18/4391                 
    INQUISITION CLONES 38/5399                  BLOOD AND GUTS! 52/5423               
    INQUISITION GC 03 11/5148                   THE PENTARCHY 28/4604                 
    INQUISITION SL5 2/5305                   27-BLACK TIDE 12/3072     20   21  0 48.8
    INQUISITION SG-1 60/5385                    FACES OF DEATH 25/1092                
    LHI'S ANGELS 30/5481                     28 FANGS 9/5444         1162 1242 10 48.3
    PARKO RAMA 82/4867                          MUSCLE MEN 4 82/5298                  
    ECHL-SOUTH 82/4321                          MEDAL OF HONOR 26 41/5396             
    ITALIAN LOVERS 1/4309                       OUR HIGHEST HONOR 3/4624              
    D-LID-INQUISITION 66/5479                   SHREW CAN IT BE NOW 29/3361           
 14 KANSANS 82/5077      1007  828 12 54.9      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT 3/2300             
    EXOTIC TASTES 40/5229                       I GOTTA GO 30/4646                    
    I TRAINED THEM 30/3047                      NUMBERS 11 82/5406                    
    BLADES OF TERROR 61/5254                    MEDAL OF HONOR VI 26/5437             

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
    MEDAL OF HONOR 27 43/5463                33 COMIC BOOK H 62/4645  733  882  8 45.4
    NUMBERS 6 82/5407                        34-DRAGONBANE G 81/5516   23   29  0 44.2
    LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 82/5212                35-072905O 82/5514        19   24  0 44.2
    REPTILIAN REBELS 70/3927                    DUMB PUDS 82/5504                     
 29 EVIL 82/5487         1421 1527 15 48.2      SANDS OF TIME 38/4666                 
    END OF THE LINE 82/4956                  36 SKASMONAUTS 11/4996    74   94  1 44.0
    THE BLACK ZOO 1/4907                        NEUROMANCERS 40/5517                  
    MAGIC REALM 24/4987                      37 REDHORSE 56/3727      337  455  1 42.6
    UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 4/4910                     DARKLINGS 74/3457                     
    CLAN BLACKHAND 82/4503                   38-OFFENDED SAN 82/5496   40   54  1 42.6
    TRIBAL COUNCIL 4/477                     39 LIVE FROM MOS 1/5411   32   45  0 41.6
    KREL DOMINATION 69/3974                  40 FORCE OF NAT 29/3397   36   52  0 40.9
    MAD SCIENTISTS 18/4899                   41-KELLUMBO'S K 82/5503   59   86  1 40.7
    FANTASIA 1/4914                          42-DEATH'S DOOR 1/5252    23   34  0 40.4
    THE BLACK PHALANX 12/4909                43-AMEN! 7/5467            2    3  1 40.0
    CRYSTAL EMPIRE 42/4903                   44-THE VOLS 6/5429         2    3  0 40.0
    THE BLACK ELITE 82/4912                     NO-HALF STEPPING 14/5445              
    YO YO TRICKS 69/4107                     45 PROJECT HAYS 82/4650   42   75  0 35.9
    LIFESPAN 82/5485                            THE BROTHERHOOD 8 82/5476             
 30 MID EARTH 29/1543     216  234  3 48.0   46 PUNNY AMINAL 16/2245  662 1257  6 34.5
    MASTERS OF SAND 2/5460                   47 STORIES 49/2835       934 1857 17 33.5
    SORCERY COVENANT 3/443                      VIOLENT FEMS 35/3221                  
    VISIONIST INC II 68/2689                    BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS 60/5421           
 31 COLOR ME SUA 42/4426 1433 1562 21 47.8   48-THE DARK GOD 18/5473    1    2  0 33.3
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/4052                  49 ELFQUEST 11/4928      283  570  3 33.2
 32-UN 63/5397            378  441  5 46.2      SCARLET KNIGHTS II 11/4866            
    ERRATA 36/5266                              STAR WARS: KOTOR 18/5206              
    GET 56/5334                                 SCARLET KNIGHTS 11/4372               
    ERRATUM 26/4945                             RUBY DRAGONS 46/5096                  
    ERRATA 25/3564                           50 TRANSVESTITES 3/4336  156  314  0 33.2
    TRIAL & ERROR 21/4704                    51 AVERAGE GUYS 56/4552    1    3  0 25.0
    BIRDS 41/4735                            52 TEAM CHAOS EL 5/5518    0    2  0  0.0
    RESCUE RANGERS 60/4859                

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Mighty Warriors of the Isle!

     Hey there!  I was glad to see our Tower Guardian issue a challenge... it wasn't
a super brave challenge, comparing their records.  But at least he made the effort to
give someone a chance at the title.  KING BEAR (35-3629) (70-29-3,245) of THE BEARS
challenged KRAMER (47-5191) (33-31-0,229) of SECOND BANANAS.  KING BEAR bested KRAMER
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.  "Crowd pleasing."  That
basically says it all.  Kramer put up a good fight, outclassed though he
unquestionably was.  Well done.
     You know who I'd like to see King Bear fight?  Cerebral Janitor.  Eh?  He's
ranked higher than King Bear at the moment.  He's our Top Striker; KB is our Top
Lunger.  King Bear still has the style advantage, and the more impressive record...
but the Janitor has so much experience!  He is a respected, impressive warrior.  I
want to see that!  Here's how CJ did this cycle:  FLAT TOP (35-3533) (40-13-1,216) of
THE BEARS fought CEREBRAL JANITOR (18-7729) (81-61-0,358) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  FLAT
TOP was overpowered by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
     Alas, one of our number died this day.  LOUANNSALLY (18-4564) (49-49-3,215) of
OUT OF THE HILLS fought PERSIANA JONES (11-5427) (53-38-0,202) of SKASMONAUTS.
LOUANNSALLY was assassinated by PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
Everyone was looking forward to a good girl-on-girl fight, but seeing one of the
contestants struck down within seconds kind of killed the thrill, didn't it?  I've
sent poor Louannsally a bushel of apples and a jug of moonshine to help her over the
resurrection hangover.
     Of course, Kaiden remains our Overall Popularity Leader.  Who else?  SHEPHERD
MOON (18-6493) (59-59-3,214) of MAD SCIENTISTS fought KAIDEN (35-3108) (125-136-
2,184) of VIOLENT FEMS.  SHEPHERD MOON was vanquished by KAIDEN in an action packed 1
minute one-sided match.  Obviously Kaiden is intensely experienced (although far too
beautiful and feminine to be labeled an "old fart").  What's not to love, eh?
     This cycle's favorite warrior was The Nothing.  It was an interesting fight,
really.  WALL OF GLASS (11-5534) (59-73-0,204) of SCARLET KNIGHTS II fought THE
NOTHING (1-3297) (60-63-1,199) of FANTASIA.  WALL OF GLASS luckily beat THE NOTHING
in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.  The interesting part was, trying to see the
warriors.  Both of them vanished from sight much of the time.  Fascinating!
     Oh, dear.  One of our fights lasted nearly two hours!  While this is nothing
compared to the scumfests of old, it is still a fairly impressive feat of endurance.
And our spectators, of course, claimed they hated it.  Well... it WAS a pretty cold
day.  Not a great day for sitting on a stone bench for two hours.  More than one
spectator's bottom went completely numb.  In the second hour, one enterprising snack
vendor switched to selling heated bricks.  Those were fine when people simply sat on
them.  The problem was when the bricks cooled, the fight was still going on, and a
few spectators got the idea of chucking bricks at the combatants.  MILES HITS THE
ROAD (69-7270) (3-3-0,73) of CRUMBLING LEAGUE challenged MAGENTA (3-5711) (71-131-
0,62) of TRANSVESTITES.  MILES HITS THE ROAD handily defeated MAGENTA in a 110 minute
uneven Challenge fight.  Magenta was voted Least Popular, with Miles a close second.
     Snide Clemens visited our arena this cycle, and had this to say:  "What does the
TALAHYA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place."  We must conclude that Mr. Clemens has been
numb for a few years now, and can't tell the difference when his bottom freezes.
     Speaking of freezing, I shall now conclude this report, and venture out into the
cold, cold night to deliver it to the Commission office.  Until next cycle, my
friends, please stay warm!

                                      Galen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KING BEAR 35-3629           71  29  3  254  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    82  61  0  385  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 DONNA 36-5966               47  18  1  322  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      54  38  1  268  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
-CLOVER 36-5959              28  26  2  254  ERRATA (5266)              JHANS
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         30   8  5  246  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 T. ZER 9-5011               47  22  3  244  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    79  66  5  243  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 JOBOO 1-4670                47  31  3  243  SWEORDMASTERS (4796)       MORDANT
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           84  68  0  240  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 BART WELLENS 11-4848        51  31  0  233  INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)   ARUAK CITY
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         79  40  4  232  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160        101  52  2  229  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 LA TOUR 18-8525             42  48  0  228  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-BURST 25-3654               66  48  1  225  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048    67  52  2  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 QUASAR 18-5925              65  76  0  216  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
-FIENDISH GLEE 46-1553       52  38  5  216  CLEVER LINGO (4689)        ARDIVENT
-CORKY 1-4285                38  37  2  216  LAB EXPERIMENTS (4797)     MORDANT
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        49  30  1  215  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351        61  60  0  214  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 QUINTAL 18-8341             51  41  2  213  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 FAT BACK 96-1610            39  25  4  213  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           24  22  1  213  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       58  32  2  212  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        110  75  2  211  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WALL OF GLASS 11-5534       60  73  0  210  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           47  46  0  210  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CEER 96-1537                28  28  4  210  THE BLOODGUARD 2 (5207)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 REM 74-2853                 36  30  0  207  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 KRAMER 47-5191              33  32  0  207  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
-CARE BEAR 48-2799           38  33  0  205  THE BEARS (677)            CAER
-HELLACIOUS 1-7541           37  16  1  204  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 KAIDEN 35-3108             126 136  2  203  VIOLENT FEMS (3221)        MURSKA
 AUJARD 8-4639               39  34  0  203  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 PRODIGAL SON 1-7937         31   6  1  203  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 ACK VERT 18-7429            99  54  1  202  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 BLACK MESSIAH 42-3301       62  83  0  202  CRYSTAL EMPIRE (4903)      RODEKI
 MIYAGI'S MIATA 42-4130      50  49  0  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SPAZ 82-6629                36  15  2  202  LUROCIANS X (5232)         DWES EG
 SNIPER BEAR 1-4893          86 111  4  201  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 PUDDING PARADE 42-3902      54  80  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-JACKASS 21-4526             42  55  0  201  TRIAL & ERROR (4704)       SUNSET
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           34  30  5  201  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
-NICKEL 26-4240              38  39  0  200  ERRATUM (4945)             CALEAM
 IMAGE ENHANCER 18-3757      66  89  0  199  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 YOU'VE GOT SEATTL 82-31563  43  26  1  199  IT'S THE SAME MOVIE! (5251 DWES EG
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          62  44  2  198  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 LE PAIN DLG 18-8016         60  62  2  198  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
-RAISON D'ETRE 7-5311        38  28  3  198  BATHTUB ARMADA (4671)      BONSUR
-CHIP 60-4413                31  26  2  198  RESCUE RANGERS (4859)      ARADI
 OZYMANDIAS 18-9068          21  19  2  198  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      89  76  0  197  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 THE NOTHING 1-3297          60  64  1  197  FANTASIA (4914)            MORDANT
-MARCIE 36-6076              24  15  1  197  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4-4186   45  37  0  196  UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (4910)    JHELUM
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        39  35  1  196  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 FALCON 82-11173             35  32  1  196  TWELFTH CIRCLE (5116)      DWES EG
 IN-BRED BEAR 1-6172         62  62  1  195  THE BLACK ZOO (4907)       MORDANT
 NEOPHYTE 82-4574            46  20  0  195  LEGENEDS OF TKE 2 (5212)   DWES EG
 FLAT TOP 35-3533            40  14  1  195  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 LOUANNSALLY 18-4564         49  50  3  194  OUT OF THE HILLS (2808)    TALCAMA
 VAMPIRE 25-4546             34  19  0  194  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 HAYSEED X-IV 82-6120        27  19  2  194  PROJECT HAYSEED (4650)     DWES EG
 CRAZED GOBLIN 82-9051       83  88  2  193  CLAN BLACKHAND (4503)      DWES EG
 TY DEL-WAVE 29-3539         53  56  0  193  FORCE OF NATURE (3397)     LAPUR
 ELENDUR 29-2013             72  64  1  192  MID EARTH (1543)           LAPUR
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    122  58  2  191  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REDDI WHIP 97-1636          43  21  7  191  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 3-5968     41  22  1  191  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-*WINTER* 65-3644            32  31  1  190  ANCIENT KNIGHTS (5453)     DAL SHANG
-FORK BALL 4-6244            32  11  0  190  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 WIRLITZ 3-4861              29  18  1  190  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
 HOFFA 49-3185               82 159  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         36  39  0  189  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 EVERSTORM 69-641            96  96  2  188  KREL DOMINATION (3974)     CIMMERIAC
 SALENA WARSMITH 11-5524     49  69  2  188  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  18  0  188  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  42  1  187  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 BLOWN AWAY 18-8636          42  36  0  184  PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)       TALCAMA
 HALO 11-6189                39  19  2  184  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        83  74  1  182  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 SHEPHERD MOON 18-6493       59  60  3  182  MAD SCIENTISTS (4899)      TALCAMA
 STRONGBOW 11-5686           49  79  0  182  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WEYLUND 82-3660             47  54  1  180  THE BLACK ELITE (4912)     DWES EG
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        35  38  0  180  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
-BANDIT 12-3231              27   6  1  180  BLACK TIDE (3072)          RIZTAB
-TOE 56-3896                 26  11  1  180  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORK CHOP JUKEBOX 42-3943   64  53  3  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SLEEPWALKER 74-2843         27  43  1  179  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 SQUIRREL KILLER 82-3278     49  30  2  177  END OF THE LINE (4956)     DWES EG
-AFRICAN GREY 41-3317        34  45  2  177  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 RIFF-RAFF 3-5710            90 114  4  176  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 GAZELLE 56-3701             48  61  0  175  REDHORSE (3727)            ROCANIS
 NOTTHUR 3-4740              32  12  1  175  SORCERY COVENANT (443)     OSKSI
-MICKEY MANTLE 5-4715        26  10  0  175  SPORTS GREATS (5361)       KALTOS
 MADONNA 60-7780             31  18  3  173  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      29   7  2  173  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 OTIS 3-6501                 37  28  4  171  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-MENTAL 25-5075              28  21  1  171  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 RAINSONG 11-6128            42  68  0  169  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-SHIRLEY 36-4793             34  17  0  168  BABES (3876)               JHANS
-PELICAN 41-3949             31  27  0  167  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
 CALYX 30-4151               33  27  2  164  I GOTTA GO (4646)          IAYE
-DIRT BAG 65-4832            31  13  1  164  SCUM (3594)                DAL SHANG
 JOLEE BINDO 18-8915         33  44  1  163  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 THE SHOCKER 2-5356          30  21  1  161  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 MARK OF THE BEAST 1-2887    37  31  0  160  THE REVELATION (1582)      MORDANT
 SKYWISE 11-5687             55  76  1  156  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
-ASHANDAR 21-5694            18   4  0  153  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NIKITA 36-6639              20  12  1  147  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUMBER CRUNCHER 82-18426    27  36  1  146  NUMBERS 6 (5407)           DWES EG
 TONNELLE 52-3634            26  14  2  146  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-DERWEAR 63-2619             17  14  0  146  UN (5397)                  AMEN-TEI
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  16  1  144  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 TALKIN' CAMEL WALK 30-4586  32  29  2  142  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-FOOT BALL 4-6305            27   5  1  142  F BALLS (5204)             JHELUM
 COYOTE 60-7626              29  25  2  140  BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (5421) ARADI
 HONEY 11-6368               35  57  2  139  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 HARSIESUS 60-6871           24  20  1  139  INQUISITION SG-1 (5385)    ARADI
 TATIANA SEASPRITE 11-4951   43  93  0  137  SCARLET KNIGHTS (4372)     ARUAK CITY
 FRANKENBUTT 42-4188         37  30  1  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           19   5  3  137  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 FIBULARIS 82-28877          40  24  1  136  MUSCLE MEN 4 (5298)        DWES EG
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  22  0  130  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PAUL ATREIDES 2-5393        15   8  1  129  MASTERS OF SAND (5460)     NIANIA
-MACS 60-7797                23  24  2  127  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 CHICKEN HAWK 4-3982         34  56  1  121  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE 30-4584   25  36  1  121  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 RAJEREK 21-6045             21   4  0  119  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 SANDMAN 74-2896             21  33  2  118  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
-SLINKY 25-3080              28  19  0  117  FACES OF DEATH (1092)      LYRATILAN
 PEACH NUTT 16-5298          26  22  2  117  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 ZIMA 1-7750                 30  18  0  113  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 ETERNAL D.J. 3-5931         46  22  0  111  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
 FRANK 3-5707                72 132  1  108  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 2301 82-17798               26  35  1  106  NUMBERS 11 (5406)          DWES EG
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       20   8  1  101  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JAMES DOOLITTLE 41-4237     25  12  1  100  MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (5396)   KATI-TEI
 CYCLONE 60-6816             22  15  1  100  NATURAL DISASTERS (1822)   ARADI
-DJININSKI 21-5953           22  34  0  100  SWORD OPERA (4211)         SUNSET
 JUNGLE JUICE 3-6705         23   9  1   98  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-SWAN 41-4107                19  14  2   98  BIRDS (4735)               KATI-TEI
-LORD EARL GREY 72-4546      26  21  1   97  FEARSOME LEGENDS (5405)    DRAGONHEAD
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   33  74  2   95  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
-SLAMMER 7-2726              16  14  4   94  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-MAD MAX 30-3874             15  10  2   93  I TRAINED THEM (3047)      IAYE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIKINI LINE 25-4545         23  22  0   92  BARHOPPERS (4686)          LYRATILAN
 ACHONDROPLASIA 60-6546      17   3  1   91  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DELAWARE RUN 42-4400        21  10  4   88  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 MISSION VAO 18-8891         27  51  1   87  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 BOB LE CANADIEN 52-3632     27  12  0   87  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
-SHOWSTOPPER 14-4427         15  10  2   87  NO-HALF STEPPING (5445)    TOBIR
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     20   8  0   86  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
-FORANDIN 41-4272            24  13  0   85  WANDERERS (4272)           KATI-TEI
-DIRK DARKBLADE 11-6528      21  20  2   85  IMMORTALS (479)            ARUAK CITY
-MOSES 7-2727                20  10  0   85  AMEN! (5467)               BONSUR
-WINTER SHADOWS 12-6526      22  18  0   84  SWEET MAGIC (3445)         RIZTAB
 JUMPIN' 11-6704             22  31  2   82  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ 30-4583    22  17  1   78  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 SCYTHE 61-3284              14   1  0   77  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 MILES HITS THE ROA 69-7270   4   3  0   77  CRUMBLING LEAGUE (5155)    CIMMERIAC
-THE AVENGING SCROD 60-7649  21  12  1   76  4000 BLOWS (1618)          ARADI
-MISTY BLUE 74-2944          18  10  2   76  CORPS (3405)               DAYLA KIV
 FOGGED IN 82-1298            7   7  1   75  TEMPE '99 (5486)           DWES EG
-FLEX 25-5169                20  14  0   74  ERRATA (3564)              LYRATILAN
 LU LENNY 66-4250            18  10  1   74  F-CDC DARC-CYIIIDE (5471)  TARRGIR
-JERI LOUGH 5-4840           14  32  0   74  THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (4600)    KALTOS
-OAKLAND FU 18-9424          19  14  1   72  BURN N' PILLAGE (1459)     TALCAMA
 BOTTACELLI 82-22958         13   2  0   72  HER ALTEREGO (5500)        DWES EG
 DARTH SION 18-9233          25  28  1   71  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        21   9  1   70  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       21   5  0   70  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 JACKHAMMER 11-6613          19   9  6   70  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
-MEABEER 56-3899             17   8  0   69  GET (5334)                 ROCANIS
 BIGFACE 82-237               7   4  0   69  RUPTURE FARMS (5484)       DWES EG
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        21   1  1   68  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 FARSHOT 11-6713             18   8  0   68  NEVERWAKE (5220)           ARUAK CITY
 HK-47 18-8584               25  57  0   67  STAR WARS: KOTOR (5206)    TALCAMA
-KORONEDUS 2-5430            18  13  0   67  THE GOLDEN FISH (4367)     NIANIA
 SCROD BOY 38-4675           18  24  1   66  INQUISITION CLONES (5399)  CLIFFHOME
 SOLSBURY HILL 18-8558       15  18  6   64  STREET PIZZA (786)         TALCAMA
 SOLDIER #3 3-6683           22  15  1   63  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 HANA 82-24461               11   5  0   63  4-LETTER GIRLS (5502)      DWES EG
 DARTH NIKILUS 62-4358       17  16  0   62  RANDOM SITH (5446)         VALAMANTIS
 N.D. GRASSE 16-4367         16  60  1   62  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 O PUNCHA 16-5531            24  36  0   60  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 SCADDIE 42-4381             20  14  1   60  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
-SPARKLE FARKLE 29-4853      17   8  1   60  ESCAPADE (5442)            LAPUR
 WOLFBROTHER 11-6706         25  28  2   59  SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)  ARUAK CITY
 DRAG QUEEN 56-2333          17  11  1   57  AVERAGE GUYS (4552)        ROCANIS
 SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603      21  17  1   56  GAMEHENDGE (5119)          IAYE
-MOON CHILD 5-4878           16   8  0   56  TEAM CHAOS ELITE (5518)    KALTOS
 LENEXA 82-22809             12   2  0   56  KANSANS (5077)             DWES EG
-GEN. JACKSON 6-6285         15  11  1   54  THE VOLS (5429)            TRANSEL
 DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223       9   5  0   54  DIS-TEAM (3521)            AMEN-TEI
-KILLIAN TEN VIR 65-6926     16   5  0   53  SAND DANCERS (2570)        DAL SHANG
 MAGENTA 3-5711              71 132  0   52  TRANSVESTITES (4336)       OSKSI
 CRACKED AND LEAKI 82-28597  10   5  1   51  STREET PIZZAD XXI (5506)   DWES EG
 BELY MEDVED 1-7751          28  20  0   48  LIVE FROM MOSCOW! (5411)   MORDANT
 SOLDIER #1 3-6646           26  14  0   46  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 TREESTUMP 11-6369           24  68  1   40  ELFQUEST (4928)            ARUAK CITY
 HAPPY APPLE 3-6492          17   8  3   40  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI
-CREPES 82-4737              15  12  2   39  FOREIGN FOODS (4169)       DWES EG
-REDOLENT 60-5892            11   6  1   39  ELOQUENT KNIGHTS (4744)    ARADI
 BUTTERED BEAVER 40-4042      5   0  0   38  EXOTIC TASTES (5229)       ZENSU
 PUNH JENTLY 16-5485         23  36  0   30  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 INCISOR 9-5185              16  15  1   23  FANGS (5444)               ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STEINBACH 30-4473           35  58  0   18  THE A'S -- LOSERS II (5237 IAYE
 DRUNK DENNIS 3-6718         18   9  1   16  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (2300)  OSKSI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
LOUANNSALLY 18-4564       49  50  3 OUT OF THE HILLS 2808  PERSIANA JONES 18-5427    561

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Skinwalker -- I had a dark feeling when I woke up this morning, which I do NOT
attribute to lateness of the sunrise or the heavy overcast, and the aforesaid dark
feeling was fully justified by this match.  Ouch.  Well done. -- Oran Ji

Coyote -- I could have stood all else if you hadn't given me FLEAS as well. -- N.D.
Grasse

Slammer -- That will be enough of THAT, young man.  A little peace and quiet, if you
please.  There are people sleeping in the stands! -- Peach Nutt

Moses -- I can't handle the water scenes.  You'll have to hop out of the basket and
swim. -- O Puncha

Darth Nikilus -- Heck. -- Punh Jently

     Galen -- I will...think of something. -- Perdina

     Not, I hope, too imaginative.  Don't strain yourself on my account. -- Galen

Donahar -- You're very good at that.  Well fought. -- Rem

Flagpole Panties -- You need to get over your obsession with the panty area, I think.
-- Sleepwalker

Calyx -- I did suspect that was your Achilles ankle.  You should wear ankle guards.
-- Gazelle
P.S.  That was impressive, though, getting past my parries like that.

Tonnelle -- Well, I got to meet Lady Greywand for about five seconds.  She's
irritable and she has a big jaw with too many teeth.  But she reattached my hand.
You know, I'm sure I would have fought better if I hadn't recently died.  Still had a
touch of the old resurrection hangover. -- Sandman

15 January 2008
                                 Order of Lost Souls

     Where there is a beginning, there is an end.  Where there is a whole, there is a
part.  Where there is light, there is dark.  All these are found to be true and along
with the most important, when something is lost it can always be found.
     Many a person has walked this land in one form or another.  Some truly believe
that here is there and there is here but who really knows?  Among the peoples of this
great land many have felt lost in time and in place.  Some have gone as far as to be
lost of soul....
     Although most are thought to have been born into this world in a mortal way, no
one can be sure.  Life is something they have in a way but a torturous joke to them
in all others.  They live in a sense as they are here and now and having mind and
knowledge.  They are flesh and blood of one sort of another.  They cast a shadow as
all things living do.  Blood courses through their veins.
     These beings have become wraiths drifting here and there, knowing that they
truly belong nowhere.  Searching for that one thing that they seem to be missing or
the one thing in them that puts them beyond others.  These people have become masters
of many things as time seems to have no hold.  For not even time can find those that
are truly lost.  Many of these beings have drifted toward the gladiatorial games.  In
the blood and chaos of the arenas something holds them like no other.  It's the loss
of something they have never had or something they had so long ago it seems to have
never been.  LIFE.
     A few of the more shall we say "human" of these beings have settled into many
arenas around the land.  The loss of life and the crazed emotions of the arenas
giving them glimpses of things they longed for but seemed incapable of attaining.
     A number of these lost ones saw in each other something that might be able to
help the other.  They spent many a day traveling to and fro, for what is time to one
who it doesn't touch.  The more time they spent together the more they seemed to
change.  No one noticed the change in the others but each recognized it in himself.
Years passed and the changes stopped.  Each had been changed in different ways but
all felt more whole.  A discussion ensued between them.  They came to a realization
that in each other they had found parts of themselves that had been missing.  Then
came the next thought.  If they could find more of like minded lost ones they might
eventually find what they always wanted, their true selves.
     The group settled down to think things through.  They finally came up with an
idea they all could accept.  They would form an organization that through their
arenas through out the land they would seek out other lost ones.  If they were of
like mind they would be invited to join the group and seek that special something
they all desired.
     This was how it began and how it still is.  The Order of Lost Souls was formed
and the search began.  The original members numbered six.  They were Baphomet,
Blackstorm, Hammer, JGW, Reaper and Wretch.  These members of the Order spread their
gladiator stables through out the realm seeking others like them.  Through blood and
death they lived through others.  One day hoping to live for themselves.  For as they
all know what is lost must eventually be found....

28 January 2008
CALLING ALL THUGS, BRUTES, OGRES, QUARTER HALF WITS, SHALLOW HALBERD ENTHUSIASTS AND
MAUL RATS:  Since the Bashing style has often been maligned in the forums, it is time
to give the style a little tough love with the following concept:  An ALL-BASHER
arena.  The rules are simple--enter the arena as a rookie basher.  That's it.  RSI
said I need to get 20 managers on board and I'm about half way there.  If you are
interested in taking part, PM me in the forums or email me:  chase at accesspr.com
and put D2 in the subject header.

Chase a.k.a. SwineTiger

2 February 2008
ATTENTION EVERYONE -- In March I am going to do manager lists for all arenas.  This
is part of my ongoing and undoubtedly largely futile attempt to get my lists
organized.  If you think I might not know who you are or if you think I might and
you'd rather I not share that information, let me know this month!  You can e-mail
me at Sue at solberg dash mathews dot com (replacing the at, dash and dot with
appropriate characters.  You can send a diplo to The Saint.  You can put an ad in
the newsletter.  Semaphore doesn't work so well, nor does telepathy. -- The Saint,
keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KING BEAR bested KRAMER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
SQUIRREL NUT won victory over ACK VERT in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
DONNA overpowered NUTCRACKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
JOBOO defeated YOU'VE GOT SEATTLE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
T. ZER devastated DEATHBRINGER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
HALO was viciously subdued by REM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
CRIMSON BLUSH savagely defeated PORK ROLL in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
FALCON lost to SPAZ in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
CEER vanquished BLOWN AWAY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PRODIGAL SON was overcome by BART WELLENS in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
NIKITA was subdued by THE SHOCKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
RAJEREK was overcome by HARSIESUS in a exciting 1 minute Challenge contest.
SKINWALKER demolished 2301 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MILES HITS THE ROAD handily defeated MAGENTA in a 110 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BIGFACE won victory over N.D. GRASSE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray.
JACKHAMMER slimly won victory over DRAG QUEEN in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
PYGMY SHREW overpowered VAMPIRE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
TY DEL-WAVE was beaten by AUJARD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
FLAT TOP was overpowered by CEREBRAL JANITOR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ALVIN YORK overpowered CRAZED GOBLIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
AUDIE MURPHY overpowered PUDDING PARADE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
LA TOUR savagely defeated CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a popular 6 minute gory match.
SHEPHERD MOON was vanquished by KAIDEN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
LOUANNSALLY was assassinated by PERSIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACK MESSIAH was narrowly defeated by FAT BACK in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
MR. WRINKLE-FREE handily defeated CHOKING CHICKEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ANGELIC SMURF beat FLAGPOLE PANTIES in a popular 3 minute fight.
SALENA WARSMITH was vanquished by QUASAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
WALL OF GLASS luckily beat THE NOTHING in a popular 6 minute brutal fight.
PORK CHOP JUKEBOX was beaten by IN-BRED BEAR in a action packed 1 minute bout.
LIMPY TWO-SCREWS savagely defeated CARE-LESS in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
SPOTTED PONY devastated IMAGE ENHANCER in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
MIYAGI'S MIATA bested MADONNA in a action packed 1 minute gory bout.
HOFFA savagely defeated RAINSONG in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal match.
BLACK ARCHER lost to LE PAIN DLG in a popular 1 minute bout.
REDDI WHIP was viciously subdued by QUINTAL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal bout.
TURD BURGLAR was viciously subdued by OZYMANDIAS in a exciting 7 minute gory duel.
FLABBY-O demolished SQUIRREL KILLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
SNIPER BEAR handily defeated JOLEE BINDO in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
WIRLITZ savagely defeated MARK OF THE BEAST in a action packed 3 minute competition.
HAYSEED X-IV demolished SKYWISE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WEYLUND was demolished by NEOPHYTE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
GENEVIEVE overpowered DONAHAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
CRAZY FINGERS vanquished ELENDUR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
EVERSTORM overcame RIFF-RAFF in a exciting 3 minute bout.
ROMUALD B TUNE subdued SLEEPWALKER in a popular 1 minute fight.
CALYX viciously subdued SIR CUMFERENCE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal contest.
YELLOWJACKET devastated TATIANA SEASPRITE in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
GAZELLE bested PAUL ATREIDES in a exciting 6 minute match.
OTIS devastated SANDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NOTTHUR overpowered PEACH NUTT in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
LEE LEE LO LEE devastated HONEY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
STRONGBOW overpowered TALKIN' CAMEL WALK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHICKEN HAWK was vanquished by COYOTE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
ZIMA was handily defeated by FIBULARIS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FRANKENBUTT savagely defeated EARTHQUAKE EXCUSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
TONNELLE won victory over CYCLONE in a popular 1 minute duel.
FRANK was defeated by NUMBER CRUNCHER in a 2 minute fight.
ETERNAL D.J. was overpowered by ORAN JI in a 2 minute brutal uneven melee.
RHYTHM METHOD demolished SOLDIER #3 in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JUMPIN' was overpowered by JUNGLE JUICE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SCROD BOY was demolished by MISSION VAO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
STEINBACH was overpowered by BUTTERED BEAVER in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
SUNLIGHT SPLATRZ overpowered WOLFBROTHER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ARTHUR BEYER bested DARTH NIKILUS in a 1 minute match.
BIKINI LINE overcame LU LENNY in a 3 minute match.
PS-TURD BUNGLER demolished SOLSBURY HILL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
FOGGED IN overpowered SOLDIER #1 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DARTH SION was handily defeated by ACHONDROPLASIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HK-47 lost to DELAWARE RUN in a popular 3 minute fight.
HAPPY APPLE was handily defeated by HANA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DIS-FUNCTIONAL was overcome by TRIANGLE MAN in a 1 minute duel.
LENEXA subdued TREESTUMP in a 2 minute bout.
BOTTACELLI devastated BELY MEDVED in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
CRACKED AND LEAKING demolished PUNH JENTLY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SCYTHE overpowered SLEEPS ALL DAY in a 1 minute uneven match.
O PUNCHA was subdued by FARSHOT in a popular 1 minute contest.
BOB LE CANADIEN subdued SCADDIE in a action packed 6 minute bout.
PALANTIRIATHALASA won victory over THOMAS FOWLER in a action packed 1 minute match.
DRUNK DENNIS was handily defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
INCISOR was overcome by FRATSFA SLAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  42         AIMED BLOW       127 - 105 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      27         LUNGING ATTACK   228 - 198 -  4      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 19         WALL OF STEEL     72 -  65 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         SLASHING ATTACK   80 -  78 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   15         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  40 -  2      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         STRIKING ATTACK   75 -  83 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         TOTAL PARRY       75 -  97 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  30 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  29 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       40 -  60 -  1      40  |

Turn 561 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  7     AIMED BLOW        11 - 16         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  5                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    21 - 21                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KING BEAR 35-3629          71  29  3  254 THE BEARS (2674)
STRIKING ATTACK  CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729   82  61  0  385 CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)
SLASHING ATTACK  JOBOO 1-4670               47  31  3  243 SWEORDMASTERS (4796)
PARRY-LUNGE      ALVIN YORK 3-6156          84  68  0  240 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
AIMED BLOW       BART WELLENS 11-4848       51  31  0  233 INQUISITION GC 03 (5148)
WALL OF STEEL    AUDIE MURPHY 3-6160       101  52  2  229 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ANGELIC SMURF 1-2351       61  60  0  214 THE REVELATION (1582)
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 18-8341            51  41  2  213 PENTARCHIE-18 (4391)
TOTAL PARRY      WALL OF GLASS 11-5534      60  73  0  210 SCARLET KNIGHTS II (4866)
PARRY-STRIKE     DONAHAR 24-3006            45  42  1  187 MAGIC REALM (4987)

The overall popularity leader is KAIDEN 35-3108.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE NOTHING 1-3297.  The ten other most popular fighters were OZYMANDIAS 18-9068, 
LA TOUR 18-8525, BART WELLENS 11-4848, SCADDIE 42-4381, CALYX 30-4151, FRANKENBUTT 
42-4188, CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351, LIMPY TWO-SCREWS 42-4048, RAINSONG 11-6128, and 
WIRLITZ 3-4861.

The least popular fighter this week was MAGENTA 3-5711.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MILES HITS THE ROAD 69-7270, SLEEPS ALL DAY 30-4603, PUNH JENTLY 
16-5485, DIS-FUNCTIONAL 63-2223, HAPPY APPLE 3-6492, SOLDIER #1 3-6646, WOLFBROTHER 
11-6706, JUMPIN' 11-6704, SOLDIER #3 3-6683, and FRANK 3-5707.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           5  5 0  ZORPUNT(24)          0  1 0  VITHICAR(49)         1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  2 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             6  9 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  MORYA(28)            1  0 0  ARADI(60)            3  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             3  4 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  1 0  TARRGIR(66)          1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       6  9 1  ZENSU(40)            2  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        2  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  4 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)         12  6 0  
TALCAMA(18)          7  9 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SQUIRREL NUT 1-7793         30   8  5  246  MANNEQUIN'S BEST (4732)    MORDANT
 TURD BURGLAR 2-5431         36  39  0  189  INQUISITION SL5 (5305)     NIANIA
 ALVIN YORK 3-6156           84  68  0  240  OUR HIGHEST HONOR (4624)   OSKSI
 SPOTTED PONY 4-3975        110  75  2  211  TRIBAL COUNCIL (477)       JHELUM
 SKINWALKER 6-6043           19   5  3  137  DARK PANTHEON (2442)       TRANSEL
 CRIMSON BLUSH 7-5351        49  30  1  215  VENGEANCE SEEKERS (4980)   BONSUR
 AUJARD 8-4639               39  34  0  203  LA PENTARCHIE (4427)       ARKERS
 T. ZER 9-5011               47  22  3  244  LETTER BOMBS (4530)        ZUKAL
 SIR CUMFERENCE 10-5744      34  22  0  130  SIR AGLIO (2079)           KOLACT
 PERSIANA JONES 11-5427      54  38  1  268  SKASMONAUTS (4996)         ARUAK CITY
 BLACK ARCHER 12-3712        35  38  0  180  THE BLACK PHALANX (4909)   RIZTAB
 ORAN JI 16-5299             23  16  1  144  PUNNY AMINALS (2245)       WILLAF
 CEREBRAL JANITOR 18-7729    82  61  0  385  CENTER FOR OLDS (4052)     TALCAMA
 RAJEREK 21-6045             21   4  0  119  AGE OF EMPIRE (3634)       SUNSET
 DONAHAR 24-3006             45  42  1  187  MAGIC REALM (4987)         ZORPUNT
 DEATHBRINGER 25-3728        39  35  1  196  MADTOWN (5125)             LYRATILAN
 ARTHUR BEYER 26-4648        21   9  1   70  MEDAL OF HONOR VI (5437)   CALEAM
 ROMUALD B TUNE 28-3519      89  76  0  197  THE PENTARCHY (4604)       MORYA
 PYGMY SHREW 29-3743         79  40  4  232  SHREW CAN IT BE NOW (3361) LAPUR
 CRAZY FINGERS 30-4480       58  32  2  212  THE WARLOCKS (5120)        IAYE
 KING BEAR 35-3629           71  29  3  254  THE BEARS (2674)           MURSKA
 DONNA 36-5966               47  18  1  322  BABES (3876)               JHANS
 NUTCRACKER 38-4380          62  44  2  198  ALL FINESSE (4746)         CLIFFHOME
 TRIANGLE MAN 40-4000        21   1  1   68  NEUROMANCERS (5517)        ZENSU
 MR. WRINKLE-FREE 42-3880    79  66  5  243  COLOR ME SUAVE (4426)      RODEKI
 THOMAS FOWLER 43-4472       21   5  0   70  MEDAL OF HONOR 27 (5463)   VEASTIAN
 PALANTIRIATHALASA 46-3808   33  74  2   95  RUBY DRAGONS (5096)        ARDIVENT
 KRAMER 47-5191              33  32  0  207  SECOND BANANAS (5337)      NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 49-3185               82 159  0  189  STORIES (2835)             VITHICAR
 TONNELLE 52-3634            26  14  2  146  BLOOD AND GUTS! (5423)     FRATSFA
 CARE-LESS 56-3356           41  18  0  188  CARE PACKAGE (4442)        ROCANIS
 MADONNA 60-7780             31  18  3  173  THINGS ILL NEVER GET (5435 ARADI
 SCYTHE 61-3284              14   1  0   77  BLADES OF TERROR (5254)    JURINE
 YELLOWJACKET 62-3345        83  74  1  182  COMIC BOOK HEROS (4645)    VALAMANTIS
 RHYTHM METHOD 63-2400       20   8  1  101  SURPRISE! (4736)           AMEN-TEI
 PS-TURD BUNGLER 66-4290     20   8  0   86  D-LID-INQUISITION (5479)   TARRGIR
 GENEVIEVE 68-3561           47  46  0  210  VISIONIST INC II (2689)    FIREHOLD
 CHOKING CHICKEN 69-8734    122  58  2  191  YO YO TRICKS (4107)        CIMMERIAC
 REM 74-2853                 36  30  0  207  DARKLINGS (3457)           DAYLA KIV
 FLABBY-O 82-30720           24  22  1  213  STREET PIZZAD XXII (5279)  DWES EG
 FAT BACK 96-1610            39  25  4  213  KILLING ME SOFTLY (5209)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PORK ROLL 97-1634           34  30  5  201  KILLING ME SOFTER (5211)   SHADOW GROVE